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? It's the holiday season ?

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? With the whoop?de?do
and hickory dock ?

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? And don't forget
to hang up your sock ?

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? 'Cause just exactly
at 12:00 ?

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? He'll be coming down
the chimney, down ?

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? Coming down the chimney,
down! ?

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? Mkaaay ?

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Alright, everyone,
are we enjoying the festivities?!

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Well, it's time for
a very special guest now.

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Here he is... Santa!

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- Santa!
- Santa!

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Merry Christmas, everyone.

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This is the season
for joy and giving.

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But let's also not forget that,
unfortunately,

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it's the season for accidents
caused by drunk driving.

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Did you know that the holidays
are when the most DUIs

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and drinking?related
accidents occur?

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This is like
that little Greta girl

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with the global warning.

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Buzz?kill!

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Please, be sure to celebrate

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the season responsibly.

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Because last holiday season...

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The... The most drunk?driving
accidents than ever be...

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We're trying to have fun
here, Santa!

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Okay, okay. Come on.

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All Santa is saying

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is that drinking and driving
during the holidays...

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Okay, thank you, Santa.

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That was wonderful
and informative.

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Thank you for coming,
everyone.

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We hope
you and your loved ones

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enjoy all your favorite
holiday traditions!

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Yeah!
Let's drive!

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? Come on, we're going for
a sleigh ride ?

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? Christmas time is here again ?

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? Come on, we're going ?

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? For a sleigh ride ?

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I know, Ned!

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? To spread the cheer again ?

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? From the top of the chimney
to the top of the wall ?

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? Dash away, dash away,
dash away, all ?

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? Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ?

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? Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one?horse open sleigh ?

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? Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ?

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Mornin', Jim.
Mornin', Kate.

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Mornin', Stotch.

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We really tied one on
last night, huh?

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Happy Holidays.

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What the hell's
going on?

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We... We don't know!

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Hey, guys.

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The **** is this?

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There's like a... chain
blocking the liquor aisle.

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Uh, maybe we can just
go around to the other side.

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Come on!

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What the hell?

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I dunno, there's
some kind of blockage

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in front of
the booze section.

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But this is
ridiculous.

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Manager!
Manager!

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Can I help you?

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Manager, there's
a chain and sign

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blocking our way
into the liquor aisle.

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Yes. We can't sell liquor
during the holidays.

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Somebody got a new
county ordinance passed.

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What?
Who has that kind of power?

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It's Christmas, damn it!
What are we supposed to drink?!

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You gotta just drink
what you have at your house.

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We drank it all

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before driving to
the tree?lighting ceremony!

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- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Yeah! - Yeah!

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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait! Hold on!

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Sorry, everyone.
I've been shut down until the new year.

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No!
Not you, too!

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You must have something
you can give us.

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All I've got is this little
bottle of peppermint schnapps,

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and it's barely enough
for my drive home.

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I've got family coming over...
from out of town!

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You can't expect me
to be sober!

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Skeeter!
Thank God you're still open.

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Gimme a Cabernet, huh?

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And a couple bottles
to take home.

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I got lemonade, soft drinks,
and teas.

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That's all I can sell
until January 2nd.

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Son of
a bitch!

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This can't
be happening.

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Hey, come on, guys.

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It's still Christmas, and we
have to make the best of it.

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How about we all
drive around a little?

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Oh, what's the point,
Jimbo?!

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What's the point
of driving now?

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? Silent night ?

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? Holy night ?

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? All is calm ?

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- ? All is bright ?
- Nobody's out shopping.

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The town is dead.

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Our economy depends
on the holidays.

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We don't know who passed
the ordinance, Mayor, but...

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well, the people just
feel let down.

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There's only
one thing we can do.

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We're going to have to
ask an old friend for help.

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And hope that
he somehow forgives us.

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Hello, Mayor, everybody.

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What are you doing here?

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Mr. Marsh,
South Park needs you.

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For what?

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Everyone's
down in the dumps.

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Nobody's buying presents
or going to holiday events.

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People... they need
some holiday spirit.

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We think that
a little weed

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might put everyone
in a better mood.

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Guys,
my season is over.

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Tegridy Farms' season ended
weeks ago.

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We understand,
but couldn't you do,

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like,
a limited?edition run

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just to get people
through the holidays?

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You want me to do
a Christmas special?

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Yes!
South Park needs Tegridy Farms.

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We all do, Randy!

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But, guys,
look behind you.

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The crops are dead.

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How am I supposed to sell weed
to people now?

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I'll tell you how.

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Because you're
Randy Marsh.

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And there's one thing you have
that nobody else does...

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tegridy.

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Tegridy.

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You're... You're
not gonna let

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a little cold weather
stand in your way.

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Tegridy Farms is
about community.

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And community
is what matters.

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That's Tegridy.
That's tegridy weed.

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Well, you're right
about that.

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Lemme call my marijuana
science specialist,

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and I'll see
what I can do.

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Thank you, Marsh.
And God bless Tegridy Farms.

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Look, I'm sorry, Randy,

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but marijuana simply doesn't
grow in the cold.

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So we use
the greenhouse.

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There's gotta be a way
to make a Christmas special.

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It's what
everyone wants.

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Hey, wait a minute!

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How about we repackage
some of the surplus?

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We still have lots
of leftover Mexican Joker.

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That's 'cause people didn't
really like Mexican Joker.

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I'm not gonna just repackage it.
That's not special.

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Okay, so, how about
we combine

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what's left
of the Mexican Joker

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with some
of the Season Finale?

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What's wrong?

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It's just...

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it needs
something else.

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Just mixing old product together
and naming it something new...

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that's not special,
and it's not Tegridy.

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It's just not Tegridy.

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It's gonna be
your birthday soon, Jesus.

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I wanna make something
as special as you are.

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I just need the right idea.

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I hate the holidays.

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Come on, Token, let's wrap it up

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and get out of here!

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Dude, our parents seem
really bummed out.

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Yeah, it's like
someone came and took

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all their
Christmas spirits.

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This isn't good,
you guys.

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You know what it means when our
parents have no Christmas spirit?

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Shitty presents.

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We're screwed,
you guys.

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They just gotta get their
Christmas spirits back!

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They just gotta!

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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Look!

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Well, howdy there,
folks.

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Randy?

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Heard you were all
a little down

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and might need
a boost.

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So I thought I'd bring you
some Christmas Snow.

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Whoa, whoa.
There's enough for everybody.

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Oh, wow,
this smells great!

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Hey, what's this white stuff
on the top?

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Just a little something extra
for a special kick.

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Well, what are we waiting for,
everyone?!

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Let's do some driving!

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? Come on, we're going for
a sleigh ride ?

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? Christmas time is here again ?

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? Come on, we're going for... ?

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Now back to the "Tegridy Farms
Christmas Special!"

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Oh, hi, Mayor.

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We need to talk,
Marsh.

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What's going on?

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Are people not liking
the Christmas special so far?

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Oh, people love
the Christmas special.

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So... Marsh.

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What exactly is in
this Christmas Snow?

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Okay, okay, look,
you busted us.

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It's a mix of different
strains of marijuana

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we had left over
from last season.

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I know, it's wrong.

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No, no, no, what is the white
stuff on the marijuana?

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Oh, that?
That's cocaine.

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What?!

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Yeah, I got the idea
praying to Christ.

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You know,
powder, snow.

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It's what gives the
Christmas special its kick.

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Getting enough cocaine
was the tricky part,

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so we started
growing our own.

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Turns out the coca plant is even
hardier than marijuana plant.

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It can grow even
when we're out of season.

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What is wrong
with you?!

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We can't have you selling
this stuff in town!

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Cocaine is illegal!

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It is?

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Jesus Christ, you can't just give
people coke without them knowing!

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We could all go
to prison!

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Hey, hey,
it's not a big deal.

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I've been
through this before.

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Hang on,
I'll handle it.

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Don't go anywhere.

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Legalize it!

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Legalize it!

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Okay, cocaine's totally
legal now.

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It... It is?

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Yeah. Legal in seven states,
including this one.

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Other states are
soon to follow.

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I told you...
it's 2019, dawg.

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I'm sorry, Santa.

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I just can't think of anything
I want this year.

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I guess maybe now I'm losing
my Christmas spirit.

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Well, how about a little
Baby Yoda doll?

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Nah. "Mandalorian" was great
the first few episodes,

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but it's really
fallen apart lately.

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What on Earth?

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Merry Christmas.

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What the...? How are people
still drinking and driving?

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Oh, they aren't
drunk, Santa.

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Everyone's just
enjoying this.

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Tegridy Farms
Christmas snow.

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It's organic, locally grown,
and available now.

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?It's great, Santa!
?Oh, you got to try it, Santa!

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Marijuana?!
This isn't what Santa meant!

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I got rid of liquor,

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and now you assholes are
all just getting high?!

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God **** damn it!

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Santa will just see
about this!

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Our Christmas special
is so amazing.

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I don't know how we're gonna
keep up with all the demand.

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I know. I know.
I can't print labels fast enough.

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We need to get
more help.

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We're never gonna get enough
done in time.

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Hey, Shelley! Hey, Shelley!
Hey, Shelley!

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What?!

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Hey, Shelley,
can you help us make labels

255
00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:54,321
for the Christmas special?!

256
00:12:54,346 --> 00:12:58,260
No! I'm not helping you
with your stupid blow!

257
00:12:58,584 --> 00:13:00,738
Oh, great. My daughter had
a marijuana problem,

258
00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,385
and now she has
a problem with cocaine.

259
00:13:03,628 --> 00:13:05,802
Ah, must be
more customers.

260
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,243
What the hell is this?

261
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,448
New ordinance has been passed
by the county.

262
00:13:11,473 --> 00:13:13,870
No Marijuana sales
till after the holidays.

263
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,706
Hey.
**** you.

264
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,448
Who has that kind
of power?

265
00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:19,066
Look, I just do
what I'm told, man.

266
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,253
Happy Holidays.

267
00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:22,910
Hey, but...
You can't do this!

268
00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:25,207
They just shut down
our business.

269
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:26,779
What are you
talking about?

270
00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:29,350
We can't sell marijuana
during the holidays.

271
00:13:29,396 --> 00:13:30,829
What are we gonna do?

272
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:33,428
We can't give up
on the Christmas special.

273
00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:34,911
People need it.

274
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,114
I think I know a way
around this.

275
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:44,203
There's somethin'
about the holiday season.

276
00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:50,435
Folks seem a little nicer,
The days a little more special.

277
00:13:50,842 --> 00:13:54,004
And sometimes, we all need
a little pick me up,

278
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but without any
added ingredients.

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Introducing Marijuana?Free
Christmas Snow

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from Tegridy farms.

281
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:07,562
All the festive snow you love
without that pesky marijuana.

282
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,240
Because there's nothin' like
a warm fire,

283
00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:12,054
some holiday presents,

284
00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:15,023
and a little
Rocky Mountain Cocaine.

285
00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:19,015
During Christmas, don't you want
your cocaine to be organic,

286
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,187
pure, and locally grown?

287
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:24,962
Cocaine that's grown locally
has never been smuggled,

288
00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:28,673
so the only ass it's gonna
be up is yours.

289
00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:31,454
Marijuana?Free
Christmas Snow,

290
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,126
now available
from Tegridy Farms.

291
00:14:34,237 --> 00:14:38,070
It's cocaine
that's farm?to?nostril.

292
00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:49,671
Boy, people sure do have
the holiday spirit now.

293
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:51,048
Yeah.
What the hell happened?

294
00:14:51,136 --> 00:14:52,117
It's weird, though.

295
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,655
My parents have a lot
of holiday spirit,

296
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,946
but they sleep until about
3:00 in the afternoon every day.

297
00:14:55,971 --> 00:14:59,216
Yeah. Last night, my mom had a ton of
holiday spirit, and then, passed out.

298
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:01,155
She hasn't gone out
to buy me any presents.

299
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,789
Butters, your mom
has so much holiday spirit

300
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,732
that she's riding an ATV
with her tits out.

301
00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:06,172
Christmas!

302
00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:10,750
Yeah, that's a little too much
holiday spirit, if you ask me.

303
00:15:10,891 --> 00:15:12,211
There you are, ma'am.

304
00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:13,815
There you are, sir.

305
00:15:14,104 --> 00:15:15,584
This is amazing,
Towelie.

306
00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:18,053
Tegridy Farms is finally
going to make all the money

307
00:15:18,078 --> 00:15:19,578
I ever dreamed of.

308
00:15:19,937 --> 00:15:23,108
What the Sam hell
is going on here?

309
00:15:23,187 --> 00:15:25,397
- Santa! Santa!
- Santa! Santa!

310
00:15:25,422 --> 00:15:27,875
Marijuana?Free
Christmas snow?

311
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,484
You people realize that
tomorrow is Christmas Eve!?

312
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,258
And it's gonna be
the best Christmas ever!

313
00:15:41,503 --> 00:15:43,066
Happy holidays!

314
00:16:37,749 --> 00:16:39,941
Santa to base.
Come in.

315
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,852
This is base. Go ahead, Santa.

316
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:44,053
Sleigh is too loaded down
to fly.

317
00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:45,535
Gonna have to
take the roads

318
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,741
until I find a place
to dump all this blow.

319
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,773
Hold on tight, Towelie.
We have to save Christmas.

320
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,250
Oh, shit!

321
00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:21,434
The hell...?

322
00:17:21,737 --> 00:17:23,150
Linda!

323
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,749
Did you do all my
Marijuana?Free Christmas Snow?

324
00:17:25,774 --> 00:17:28,028
I was just gonna ask you
the same thing.

325
00:17:28,228 --> 00:17:29,392
What are you
talking about?

326
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,615
Mine's all gone. You had another
bender last night, didn't you?

327
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,900
No!
Clearly, you did!

328
00:17:37,817 --> 00:17:39,978
Thomas, we were just wondering
if we could borrow

329
00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:41,216
a little Christmas Snow?

330
00:17:41,303 --> 00:17:42,711
You can't find
yours, either?

331
00:17:42,736 --> 00:17:44,801
My wife's been searching
all morning.

332
00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:48,881
The trash. We must have
thrown it in the trash.

333
00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:50,293
It has to be
here somewhere.

334
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:54,240
Alright listen,
somebody obviously took

335
00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:56,240
everyone else's snow,
and it's not cool!

336
00:17:56,265 --> 00:17:57,778
Come on!
It's Christmas!

337
00:17:57,865 --> 00:18:00,944
Somebody has to have a little.
I feel like total shit.

338
00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:02,478
It's gone, mkay!

339
00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:04,478
Just face it!
It's all gone!

340
00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:08,197
This is Santa.

341
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:10,035
The sleigh still
isn't functional.

342
00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:12,144
Got some of it repaired,
but I don't think

343
00:18:12,169 --> 00:18:14,816
I'm gonna make it back
in time for Christmas.

344
00:18:14,903 --> 00:18:16,575
Hey, Santa?

345
00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:18,754
We need to talk.

346
00:18:18,903 --> 00:18:20,689
Stay back,
mother****

347
00:18:20,869 --> 00:18:22,564
Santa,
you don't understand.

348
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:25,116
Oh, Santa
understands plenty.

349
00:18:25,353 --> 00:18:28,234
You assholes drink and drive,
and you think marijuana

350
00:18:28,259 --> 00:18:31,011
is somehow different,
and go driving around on that,

351
00:18:31,036 --> 00:18:33,282
and then,
you go and make this shit.

352
00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:35,814
Santa,
that's not just cocaine.

353
00:18:36,212 --> 00:18:37,792
It's Tegridy cocaine.

354
00:18:39,603 --> 00:18:42,283
Oh, don't give Santa that.
Coke is coke.

355
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,817
That's not true.

356
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:47,736
This cocaine is grown locally,
by local people.

357
00:18:47,869 --> 00:18:49,439
Please, just try it.

358
00:18:49,569 --> 00:18:51,764
Santa's done coke before.
Santa knows what...

359
00:18:51,789 --> 00:18:53,122
Please.

360
00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:03,278
It's cocaine...
just like every other cocaine

361
00:19:03,303 --> 00:19:05,127
Santa's ever tried.

362
00:19:05,952 --> 00:19:08,816
You people really think
that the holidays...

363
00:19:09,038 --> 00:19:10,568
okay, yeah,
that's pretty good.

364
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:11,949
But it doesn't matter.

365
00:19:12,163 --> 00:19:14,132
Because Christmas is a...

366
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:16,335
Wow, that is
really clean.

367
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:17,700
Right?

368
00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:20,679
It's, like, not speedy at all.
It's really mellow.

369
00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,178
Honestly, I didn't know cocaine
could be this pure.

370
00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:25,233
Wow.

371
00:19:25,258 --> 00:19:27,895
Because it's grown here,
on a farm.

372
00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:31,916
It's not cut with any nasty
chemicals or harmful impurities.

373
00:19:32,108 --> 00:19:33,999
No, you can tell
it's really clean.

374
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,667
Santa like?y.

375
00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:41,272
Maybe I have been a little too
old?fashioned in my thinking.

376
00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:44,046
I can't believe
what I am hearing!

377
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:49,312
Oh, Jesus.

378
00:19:49,369 --> 00:19:52,655
I have heard your prayers,
Marsh, and I have been watching.

379
00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:55,013
You want people to think
that homegrown cocaine

380
00:19:55,038 --> 00:19:57,335
is the same
as legalizing marijuana?

381
00:19:58,171 --> 00:20:00,116
Jesus, you really
got to try it.

382
00:20:00,204 --> 00:20:01,280
No!

383
00:20:01,305 --> 00:20:02,545
You cut out
the middle men.

384
00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:06,874
Nobody dies in South America.
Nobody dies from impurities.

385
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,030
Please, Jesus.

386
00:20:14,704 --> 00:20:16,648
Okay. I get it.
It's really clean.

387
00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,415
It's...
Yeah...

388
00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:19,713
It's a good high.

389
00:20:19,738 --> 00:20:21,406
It's **** pure.

390
00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:23,147
It's Tegridy.

391
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,276
Well,. maybe we all do need
a little Tegridy

392
00:20:25,301 --> 00:20:26,838
at Christmas time.

393
00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:29,878
What are you doing, Jesus?

394
00:20:30,035 --> 00:20:33,127
I think it's time for
a little Christmas miracle.

395
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,100
Hey.

396
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,541
Hey!
Hey, everybody!

397
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,289
Try to catch some
on your tongue.

398
00:21:07,618 --> 00:21:08,951
It's fun.

399
00:21:10,493 --> 00:21:12,648
Does this mean you all have
the Christmas spirit again!

400
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,502
You're darn tootin',
we do.

401
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:20,755
Hey, guys. I'm so happy
my Christmas Special turned out okay.

402
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:22,609
It's more than okay.

403
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:26,179
Tegridy cocaine is smooth,
and has a great finish.

404
00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:28,396
I'll bet when coke
becomes legal soon,

405
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,684
everyone will want
Tegridy cocaine.

406
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:33,445
Well only one thing
left to do now, gang.

407
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:35,640
Let's go driving!

408
00:21:41,744 --> 00:21:44,528
All?natural
Tegridy cocaine,

409
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,903
endorsed and approved
by Santa Claus.

410
00:21:47,991 --> 00:21:50,694
Available soon
at a store near you.

411
00:21:50,719 --> 00:21:55,190
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