1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,001 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax & chamallow www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:09,431 --> 00:00:11,428 Oh, God. 3 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:53,976 I love you. 4 00:00:56,781 --> 00:00:59,040 Oh, you. 5 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,146 Good morning. 6 00:01:06,828 --> 00:01:10,676 Goddamn. I woke up so horny. 7 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:14,325 - Oh... - This happens every month. 8 00:01:14,393 --> 00:01:16,846 Yeah, okay. Get your naked ass off me. 9 00:01:22,602 --> 00:01:23,959 Hey, don't touch anything. 10 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,532 - Oh. - Those are my good sheets. 11 00:01:25,548 --> 00:01:26,753 Yes, ma'am. 12 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,839 Oh, we better have tampons. 13 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:32,026 None of that light days bullshit. 14 00:01:52,272 --> 00:01:55,815 Oh, come on, baby. Come on. 15 00:02:18,788 --> 00:02:20,248 Hey, honey. 16 00:02:20,272 --> 00:02:22,065 Give me a smile. Come on. 17 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:24,141 Time's Up, jackass! 18 00:03:05,932 --> 00:03:08,826 No, a D is not a passing grade. 19 00:03:09,785 --> 00:03:11,347 I'm not gonna call your parents. 20 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:13,976 All right? We don't do that when you're in college. All right, so... ? 21 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,673 Just come during my office hours and we'll figure it out. 22 00:03:16,704 --> 00:03:18,015 Yeah, any time after 4:00. 23 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,122 No, any time after... I'm sorry, I got to go. 24 00:03:20,169 --> 00:03:21,989 - Did you see what's outside? - No. What? 25 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:24,227 Aww. Better view from upstairs. Let's go. 26 00:03:24,263 --> 00:03:25,611 Covert op. 27 00:03:29,091 --> 00:03:30,900 Good morning. Ooh! 28 00:03:30,937 --> 00:03:33,212 - You're a savage. - She made me do it, I swear. 29 00:03:33,286 --> 00:03:34,465 But why? 30 00:03:34,497 --> 00:03:36,541 - Why? - Oh, there's a guy moving in next door. 31 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:37,837 - Holy shit. - Oh... 32 00:03:37,873 --> 00:03:39,724 - Hot, right? - Wait, wait, Finley, Finley. 33 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:41,727 - What's wrong with her? What is she doing? - Hey, how are you?! 34 00:03:41,751 --> 00:03:42,862 I'm Finley! 35 00:03:42,987 --> 00:03:44,741 Hi. I'm José. 36 00:03:44,787 --> 00:03:46,226 Welcome to the neighborhood! 37 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,729 Thank you. 38 00:03:47,854 --> 00:03:48,979 I don't live here. 39 00:03:49,266 --> 00:03:50,826 You know what? I'll come down in a bit. 40 00:03:51,326 --> 00:03:52,521 Okay. 41 00:03:52,646 --> 00:03:55,059 Dude, that could be your future husband. 42 00:03:55,086 --> 00:03:57,895 Oh, great. He'll probably propose before you do. 43 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:58,943 - Hey. - Mm. 44 00:03:58,964 --> 00:04:01,149 - Ooh, shots fired. - That-that feels right. 45 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,394 - Mm-hmm. - I am committed, okay? 46 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,476 - We live together. - Yeah, and you're cute 47 00:04:05,481 --> 00:04:06,707 when you're defensive. 48 00:04:06,728 --> 00:04:08,177 - I got to get to work. - Oh, bro, 49 00:04:08,201 --> 00:04:10,047 - you're gonna have to drive. - What the fuck? 50 00:04:10,074 --> 00:04:11,219 I thought you were picking me up. 51 00:04:11,243 --> 00:04:14,254 Yeah, we had some slight transportation issues. 52 00:04:14,262 --> 00:04:17,678 - Why you gotta be so stupid? - Oh, boy, do I have... 53 00:04:17,803 --> 00:04:19,113 What? 54 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,485 When are you gonna propose to her? 55 00:04:20,509 --> 00:04:22,380 - I know. I know. - Yeah? 56 00:04:22,381 --> 00:04:24,317 'Cause she's gonna kill you if you don't do it soon. 57 00:04:24,341 --> 00:04:26,810 I'm gonna do it. The ring is literally in my car. 58 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:28,281 Okay, so when? What are you waiting for? 59 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:30,920 - I just have to tell my dad about it first. - Dani. 60 00:04:30,993 --> 00:04:33,286 He's never gonna think she's good enough for you. 61 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:34,495 That's... 62 00:04:35,386 --> 00:04:36,545 Micah. 63 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:38,684 He's right outside, with his, like, 64 00:04:38,742 --> 00:04:41,646 body and I think I'm gonna invite him in. 65 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,300 - No. No. - Yeah, I think that sounds good. 66 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,306 - Finley, you're not... no... - I think that's good. Ha! 67 00:04:46,979 --> 00:04:48,735 Oh, God. 68 00:04:55,812 --> 00:04:57,972 - Hello again. - So sorry to rush you, 69 00:04:58,003 --> 00:04:59,432 but the graphics team needs an answer. 70 00:04:59,456 --> 00:05:00,929 Do you like the adjustments they made? 71 00:05:00,945 --> 00:05:03,980 Yeah, that equal sign in the E is brilliant, actually. 72 00:05:04,001 --> 00:05:05,437 Okay, good. I'll let them know you're happy, 73 00:05:05,442 --> 00:05:06,885 and we'll get them ready for the rally tonight. 74 00:05:06,909 --> 00:05:08,709 Oh, and your 10 a.m. got bumped up to 9:30, 75 00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:10,077 so I'll meet you at 8:00. 76 00:05:10,091 --> 00:05:11,656 Okay, great. I'll see you at the office. 77 00:05:11,683 --> 00:05:13,035 - See you then. - All right. 78 00:05:13,287 --> 00:05:14,796 Hey, Angie? 79 00:05:17,013 --> 00:05:19,592 ? I know that I'm gone, they see me blowing up... ? 80 00:05:19,717 --> 00:05:21,322 - _ - Ange? 81 00:05:21,338 --> 00:05:23,498 ? I got two twin Glocks, turn you to a dancer ? 82 00:05:23,508 --> 00:05:25,862 _ 83 00:05:25,987 --> 00:05:27,666 _ 84 00:05:27,691 --> 00:05:29,515 Angie, your ride is here. 85 00:05:29,552 --> 00:05:30,952 ? I got the blue, what you want? ? 86 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:33,044 _ 87 00:05:33,091 --> 00:05:34,365 Did you eat breakfast? 88 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,525 No, I'm good. 89 00:05:36,997 --> 00:05:38,575 I asked if you ate. 90 00:05:38,617 --> 00:05:40,411 Yeah, I said I'm good. 91 00:05:41,359 --> 00:05:42,916 Okay. You're good. 92 00:05:45,018 --> 00:05:46,502 Love you. 93 00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:51,886 Have a great day. 94 00:05:54,743 --> 00:05:55,896 Angie? 95 00:05:55,933 --> 00:05:57,443 Angie? 96 00:06:00,247 --> 00:06:02,769 I'm playing. I love you back. 97 00:06:02,832 --> 00:06:04,468 - Very funny. - Mm-hmm. 98 00:06:04,477 --> 00:06:05,957 But not really. Mmm. 99 00:06:06,082 --> 00:06:07,703 - See you. - Bye, sweetheart. 100 00:06:15,555 --> 00:06:17,883 - Please put it away. - You can't have that. 101 00:06:17,914 --> 00:06:19,979 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't have that. 102 00:06:23,433 --> 00:06:24,749 Guys? 103 00:06:24,832 --> 00:06:27,543 Where the fuck does your mom keep the good spatula? 104 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:30,206 - Spatula's in the sink. - What? 105 00:06:31,218 --> 00:06:32,715 - Hi. Good morning. - Hi. Mm... 106 00:06:32,798 --> 00:06:34,983 - Good morning. - Guys, Alice is making you breakfast. 107 00:06:34,993 --> 00:06:37,075 That's so nice. What do you say? 108 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:38,999 Thank you. 109 00:06:39,124 --> 00:06:42,486 You know, when I was a kid, uh, my mom made me split 110 00:06:42,516 --> 00:06:44,315 a SlimFast shake with her for breakfast. 111 00:06:44,352 --> 00:06:45,741 You're not our mom. 112 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:48,624 Oh, yeah, no, I sure do know that. 113 00:06:49,190 --> 00:06:51,052 - Hi, hi, hi. - Hi. 114 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,767 What's happening? Today's Alice's day to drop off the kids. 115 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:56,079 Oh, sh... I'm sorry. 116 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:59,122 - Hi, Alice. - It's-it's... Oh. Yep... oh. Two. 117 00:06:59,181 --> 00:07:01,474 - Uh... It's fine. It's great. - You sure? 118 00:07:01,501 --> 00:07:02,977 - 'Cause I can go if you want. - No, it's not. 119 00:07:03,001 --> 00:07:04,974 The schedule is in your calendar. 120 00:07:04,997 --> 00:07:07,847 - I'm sorry. I didn't see it. - Yes, you did. 121 00:07:07,879 --> 00:07:10,715 - Did you want to take them? - Oh, no. It's fine. 122 00:07:10,736 --> 00:07:13,273 - That's not the point. - No, but it really is fine. 123 00:07:13,283 --> 00:07:14,719 No, it's really not fine. 124 00:07:14,756 --> 00:07:16,574 It's not a big deal if she wants to take them. 125 00:07:16,585 --> 00:07:19,831 - I... I'm okay if you're okay. - Yeah, and I'm the... same. 126 00:07:19,862 --> 00:07:21,781 - Both are good. - None of this is good. 127 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:23,479 I want to go with Mom. 128 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:28,604 Great. Problem solver. It's good. 129 00:07:28,729 --> 00:07:30,013 Are you sure? 130 00:07:30,059 --> 00:07:31,579 - No. - Yeah. 131 00:07:31,855 --> 00:07:36,237 Really. It's so great. I have a huge day at work. It's just... 132 00:07:36,362 --> 00:07:39,151 - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah, sure, sure. 133 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:43,218 Okay. Eli, Olive, come on, backpacks. Let's go. 134 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:47,129 Oh, the girl who does my nails loves your show. 135 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:48,578 - Huge fan. - Oh, yeah? 136 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,596 - She says it's very cute. - Mom. 137 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,699 - Stop. - You know? 138 00:07:53,187 --> 00:07:55,314 Thank you. 139 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,093 Okay. 140 00:07:58,106 --> 00:08:00,885 Okay, Alice. Lunches. 141 00:08:01,128 --> 00:08:02,517 Lunches? 142 00:08:02,555 --> 00:08:04,341 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Here. 143 00:08:04,424 --> 00:08:06,057 - Thank you. - I love you guys. 144 00:08:06,099 --> 00:08:07,247 Okay, love you. 145 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:08,674 - Have a good day. - Bye, yeah. 146 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:10,907 Bye. Bye, sweetie. 147 00:08:10,938 --> 00:08:12,092 - Bye. - Yep. 148 00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:13,171 - You get it. Yep. - Mm-hmm. 149 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:15,593 - Bye. - Thank you. Bye. 150 00:08:15,793 --> 00:08:18,410 - Okay, we're gonna wave at the window. - Yeah. 151 00:08:18,638 --> 00:08:21,574 - We'll do the window thing. - Okay, we're gonna wave. 152 00:08:21,699 --> 00:08:23,348 Okay. 153 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:25,386 - Here... - Bye! 154 00:08:25,411 --> 00:08:27,164 - Oh! There they are again. - Bye, guys. 155 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,689 - Bye. - I love you. Have fun. 156 00:08:28,713 --> 00:08:30,248 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 157 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:32,162 - I still see you. - Do we do the whole time? 158 00:08:32,418 --> 00:08:34,174 What a fucking bitch. 159 00:08:34,239 --> 00:08:36,646 Oh, I thought w... Oh, you're serious? 160 00:08:36,677 --> 00:08:38,816 Yeah. I mean, she can't just come into our home 161 00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:40,216 and take over like that. 162 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:43,203 Well, it used to be her home, is the thing. 163 00:08:43,213 --> 00:08:45,609 Can you please commiserate rather than rationalize? 164 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,629 Oh, Nat, I don't want to do therapist-speak. 165 00:08:48,645 --> 00:08:51,103 Okay, she can't barge in here anymore. I'm gonna call her 166 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:52,217 - and tell her to... - No, no, no, no. 167 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,002 If you do that, then she'll tell the kids, 168 00:08:54,028 --> 00:08:56,424 they'll hate exactly one person. That's this guy. 169 00:08:58,673 --> 00:09:01,713 I just want you to feel like you're part of this family. 170 00:09:01,838 --> 00:09:03,338 Because you are. 171 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:05,907 You're cute. 172 00:09:06,032 --> 00:09:07,479 - Yeah... - I'm serious. 173 00:09:07,516 --> 00:09:08,690 I know. 174 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:11,337 And you're cute. 175 00:09:12,666 --> 00:09:14,555 Can we talk about something else now? 176 00:09:15,001 --> 00:09:16,427 What time do you have to leave? 177 00:09:17,706 --> 00:09:18,927 Seven minutes. 178 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:21,061 Do you want to see if we can do it in six? 179 00:09:21,072 --> 00:09:22,461 - Yes, I do. - Yes. 180 00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:25,947 Ow. 181 00:09:26,361 --> 00:09:28,244 Oh, my God, is it mooing? 182 00:09:41,983 --> 00:09:43,326 Thank you very much 183 00:09:43,336 --> 00:09:44,898 for flying with us, Ms. McCutcheon. 184 00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:47,719 I look forward to seeing much more of you in the future. 185 00:09:47,756 --> 00:09:49,113 Yeah. 186 00:10:35,932 --> 00:10:38,432 - You know the bartender from Black? - Oh, mm-hmm. 187 00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:40,007 - She broke up with her boyfriend. - Yeah. 188 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:43,444 And last night, I finally get a text from her. 189 00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:44,886 And she's like, "U up?" 190 00:10:44,907 --> 00:10:47,633 And I'm like, "For you, Kween? Yaas". 191 00:10:47,664 --> 00:10:49,664 Oh, yeah? Did you say it just like that? 192 00:10:49,787 --> 00:10:51,030 I texted it, but yeah. 193 00:10:51,087 --> 00:10:52,516 Problem is, 194 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,526 I only have enough gas in my car 195 00:10:54,547 --> 00:10:56,906 for a one-way trip to the Eastside. 196 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,761 So, I go over there, we fudge... it is awesome... 197 00:11:01,886 --> 00:11:05,390 but this morning, I snuck out, 198 00:11:05,605 --> 00:11:08,310 left my car, stole her bike... 199 00:11:08,331 --> 00:11:09,605 Look at us. 200 00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:11,369 Still to work on time and shit, though. 201 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,394 Your shirt's on backwards. 202 00:11:17,474 --> 00:11:18,753 Balls. 203 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,243 You could give the woman her bike back. 204 00:11:21,295 --> 00:11:22,624 Dude, I absolutely cannot do that. 205 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,158 That's so freakin' embarrassing. 206 00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:26,595 - Morning, boss. - Hey. Morning. 207 00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:29,657 - Uh... ooh, coffee. - Uh, hey, Alice, can I get five minutes? 208 00:11:29,699 --> 00:11:31,535 Oh, no, I can't right now. I have a brunch. 209 00:11:31,555 --> 00:11:33,243 Well, I have a new guest idea I want to pitch. 210 00:11:33,253 --> 00:11:34,784 Okay, and I want to hear it, so I'm gonna see you 211 00:11:34,808 --> 00:11:36,435 - in the writers room at 1:00. - Great. I'll see you then. 212 00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:37,722 What are these doing on my desk? 213 00:11:37,746 --> 00:11:40,149 The art department wants you to choose the hero mug. 214 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,292 You want one lip or three lips? 215 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,471 I think they're mouth lips, but they could be vagina lips. 216 00:11:45,492 --> 00:11:47,816 - Really, there's no way to tell at this point. - I like the three. 217 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,678 Does it block my face? Is it too big? 218 00:11:49,725 --> 00:11:52,244 - No, it's great. - I like that one. 219 00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:53,887 I'll let them know. Sign that, please. 220 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:57,121 Okay. 221 00:11:58,489 --> 00:12:00,565 You're here! 222 00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:02,059 - I'm here. - Here! 223 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,852 I can't believe you're really here. 224 00:12:03,884 --> 00:12:05,226 Look at you. 225 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:08,423 Do you really live in L.A. again? 226 00:12:08,548 --> 00:12:11,441 - Oh, my God. Hi. - Look at this face. 227 00:12:11,457 --> 00:12:13,184 - I miss this face. - Ugh... Oh, Finley. Shane. 228 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,733 - Shane, Finley. - How are you? 229 00:12:14,858 --> 00:12:17,986 - Hey, how are you? - This is just absolutely incredible. 230 00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:20,162 - You think? - Yeah. Look what you did for yourself. 231 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,565 - It's outstanding. - Oh, man. 232 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:25,071 This doesn't seem real, that you're back. 233 00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:26,910 It's like, "Ah!" you know? 234 00:12:26,937 --> 00:12:29,322 I promise you it's real. But it doesn't feel real, I know. 235 00:12:29,353 --> 00:12:30,868 Okay, I'm starving. Can we go eat, 236 00:12:30,874 --> 00:12:32,834 - and I'm gonna show you everything later? - Yeah. 237 00:12:34,475 --> 00:12:36,573 Oh, the little... see the puppet people, though? 238 00:12:36,614 --> 00:12:39,014 - Is that... - Come on, come on, come on. I'll show you later. 239 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,936 Wait. Wait, but... but you sold the salon in Paris? 240 00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:47,075 - Yeah. - Okay. What about the one in New York? 241 00:12:47,112 --> 00:12:48,318 Got rid of it, too. 242 00:12:49,349 --> 00:12:50,826 So what are you gonna do now? 243 00:12:51,798 --> 00:12:52,798 I don't know. 244 00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:55,393 - Okay. Okay. All right. - Okay. 245 00:12:55,439 --> 00:12:57,045 - Do you like your new house? - Yeah. 246 00:12:57,737 --> 00:13:00,514 Yeah, it's, uh, it's good. It's empty. 247 00:13:01,227 --> 00:13:02,585 Let's send a bed to her house. 248 00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,498 - Oh, absolutely. - No, no, 249 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:07,006 - I can do that myself. - No, of course you can, but you won't. 250 00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:09,521 - I'll have Finley come help you. - I don't need it. 251 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:10,705 It's already done. 252 00:13:14,469 --> 00:13:16,239 So, are you happy you're back at least? 253 00:13:17,036 --> 00:13:18,961 Yeah. I am. 254 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,645 - Mm. - What the fuck spilled in here? 255 00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:24,256 - Don't look at me like that. - I can look at you 256 00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:25,732 any way I want to look at you. 257 00:13:26,378 --> 00:13:27,833 Have you spoken to her yet? 258 00:13:28,244 --> 00:13:29,450 No. 259 00:13:31,651 --> 00:13:32,983 I don't, I don't plan to. 260 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:36,045 Well, you know, I'm just asking you 'cause I missed you. 261 00:13:36,328 --> 00:13:39,053 And, in all honesty, I believe I missed you more. 262 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,270 Oh, no, no, no, no. I missed you more. 263 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:44,164 - Mm-mm. It's not a contest. - It is, and I'm gonna win. 264 00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:47,325 What the hell are you doing? 265 00:13:47,508 --> 00:13:50,544 I'm parenting, Shane. It's a whole thing. 266 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,112 You know, and you're doing great. 267 00:13:52,237 --> 00:13:54,906 - You're doing great. - You know, I'm still stepping on those Legos, 268 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:56,716 and those things are fucking deadly. 269 00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:59,280 You should switch to Lincoln Logs. They're way less hazardous. 270 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,078 - Oh, my God, 'cause they're round. - Wait, what, wait, 271 00:14:01,094 --> 00:14:03,515 why couldn't you all have just moved into your place? 272 00:14:03,547 --> 00:14:05,061 Well, that wouldn't solve the problem 273 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,971 'cause the kids would still have to come with us. 274 00:14:06,995 --> 00:14:08,437 - Mm. - But, you know, 275 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,539 my mom's still living in my house, so it's fine. 276 00:14:10,565 --> 00:14:12,243 - And how is Lenore? - Oh, stop. 277 00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:13,905 - What? - No. Really. 278 00:14:13,926 --> 00:14:15,325 Are you trying to fuck my mom? 279 00:14:15,346 --> 00:14:17,264 I'm-I'm asking you how she is. 280 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:20,206 I can't believe you still want to fuck my mom. 281 00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:22,046 Excuse me. 282 00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:24,190 She's an attractive woman, Alice. 283 00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:28,033 Yeah, I-I'm at breakfast. It's not really a good time. 284 00:14:28,054 --> 00:14:29,475 Can I call you back? 285 00:14:29,763 --> 00:14:31,142 Tina. 286 00:14:42,297 --> 00:14:43,732 ? I don't want to be ? 287 00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,589 ? On the ground when the time flies ? 288 00:14:45,624 --> 00:14:48,740 ? Had so many friends going, "Wonder when it's my time" ? 289 00:14:48,752 --> 00:14:51,728 ? I live every day like I'll die by the nighttime ? 290 00:14:51,775 --> 00:14:54,700 ? It took me so long getting back to my right mind... ? 291 00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:57,132 ... vision of race and class hold up in modern times? 292 00:14:57,358 --> 00:15:00,296 And how does race dictate what happens to characters in the book? 293 00:15:01,906 --> 00:15:03,892 Okay, when analyzing the characters in "Don Quixote", 294 00:15:03,914 --> 00:15:06,462 these are the questions I need you guys to keep coming back to. 295 00:15:06,521 --> 00:15:08,014 Just like last week when... 296 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:09,738 One second. 297 00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:11,483 Thanks. Okay. 298 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,837 Uh, let's everybody write a paragraph 299 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:16,547 on what Don Quixote wants when the story begins. 300 00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:18,863 Hey, Angie, can you grab your things, go see Mr. Bennet? 301 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,619 - Okay. - Yeah. 302 00:15:22,502 --> 00:15:24,504 I'm sorry your grandma's unwell. 303 00:15:25,847 --> 00:15:27,120 Thanks. 304 00:15:28,352 --> 00:15:31,245 I lost my grandma when I was much younger than you 305 00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:33,464 and I always felt like 306 00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:36,566 I didn't get to say what I needed to say to her. 307 00:15:36,592 --> 00:15:37,777 That's her. 308 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,345 - That's my cousin. - Okay. 309 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:44,833 - Yes. - Okay. 310 00:15:44,854 --> 00:15:46,387 Well, I hope your grandma feels better. 311 00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:48,796 - Mm-hmm. Thank you, thank you. - Family's important. 312 00:15:48,812 --> 00:15:50,782 ? I don't fall in love 'cause I be loving hard ? 313 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:53,226 ? Do everything like my shirt, extra large ? 314 00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:55,491 ? I don't care I'll crash a Ghost ? 315 00:15:55,564 --> 00:15:57,918 ? Got two cribs in two states, I be doing the most ? 316 00:15:57,975 --> 00:16:00,366 ? I got white folks money that I won't blow ? 317 00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:02,709 ? And if you ask why 'cause the white folks don't ? 318 00:16:03,055 --> 00:16:05,430 ? Big bank take lil' bank, bank... ? 319 00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,610 - Did he buy it? - Yes! 320 00:16:07,646 --> 00:16:10,736 - I can't believe you pulled it off. - Dude, I told you it'd work. 321 00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:12,355 Do you want to smoke? 322 00:16:12,565 --> 00:16:13,661 Okay. 323 00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,146 Oh, my gosh. 324 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:18,965 ? Don't talk to me ? 325 00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:21,130 ? For a show 150, don't talk to me ? 326 00:16:21,255 --> 00:16:23,710 ? You ain't never helped your mans, don't talk to me ? 327 00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:26,148 ? You just follow all the trends, don't talk to me ? 328 00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:28,590 ? Ay, I set the bar, I'm the fucking bar ? 329 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:31,271 ? Big bank take lil' bank, bank ? 330 00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:33,502 ? Big bank take lil' bank, bank ? 331 00:16:34,063 --> 00:16:35,887 Tina, stop worrying. 332 00:16:35,908 --> 00:16:38,226 Four AP classes and a school play 333 00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:40,202 is not too much. She can handle it. 334 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,913 All right, if she falls behind, we'll just get her a tutor. 335 00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,752 She's a smart kid, she'll be fine. 336 00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:49,722 Yes, I will say it nicer than that. 337 00:16:50,184 --> 00:16:52,003 Okay. Bye, Tina. 338 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,792 - Hey, everybody. - Hey. 339 00:16:54,829 --> 00:16:57,518 So, we have several potential donor meetings set up for today. 340 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,650 Every name on the list 341 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,711 carries tremendous weight within their communities, 342 00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:03,095 and all were instrumental in electing Garcetti. 343 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,558 So they're "friends of the party"? 344 00:17:04,595 --> 00:17:06,266 Got to love the dog and pony show. 345 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,661 - Hi. - Hi. 346 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,045 I took another stab at your speech 347 00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:10,772 for the outreach forum tonight. It's in your inbox. 348 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,239 Great. If you could get me a hard copy on my desk, 349 00:17:13,244 --> 00:17:15,149 - I'll make notes as soon as possible. - Perfect. 350 00:17:15,173 --> 00:17:17,710 Ms. Porter, here are the specs for the Green New Deal. 351 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,094 Thank you, Allie. 352 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,790 All right, first up, Rodolfo Nùñez, 353 00:17:22,806 --> 00:17:24,882 President of Nùñez Inc., 354 00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:27,419 an L.A.-based, minority-owned investment company 355 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,280 with a philanthropic reputation. 356 00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:32,279 He's got pull in both the Latinx and the Persian communities. 357 00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:33,973 Jesus. That's half the city. 358 00:17:34,098 --> 00:17:35,388 Exactly. 359 00:17:45,453 --> 00:17:47,204 Dani. Your father got pulled away 360 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,684 - and he can't take his next meeting. - What happened? 361 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:52,410 He didn't say, but he asked that you take his 2:00 p.m. 362 00:17:52,425 --> 00:17:54,225 - in the conference room. - Who's in there? 363 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:56,258 Mayoral candidate Bette Porter. 364 00:17:56,305 --> 00:17:57,668 Isn't she trailing Milner? 365 00:17:57,715 --> 00:17:59,712 She is, but she's poised to close the gap. 366 00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:01,027 Brief me. 367 00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:04,116 If elected then Porter'll be L.A.'s first female mayor. 368 00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:06,198 She's also the first openly gay candidate. 369 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,923 Her views are very progressive. 370 00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:11,981 Ms. Porter. 371 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:15,293 Dani Nùñez, Director of Communications. 372 00:18:15,372 --> 00:18:18,119 Pleasure to meet you. This is Pierce Williams, my campaign manager. 373 00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:19,980 Yeah, I believe we met on Garcetti's first bid. 374 00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:22,077 - Yes. Good to see you again. - Likewise. 375 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,971 My father's deeply sorry, but he won't be able to make it. 376 00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:28,111 Oh, well, I hope everything's okay. 377 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:31,173 I'm sure it will be. Please, have a seat. 378 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,954 So you work for your father? 379 00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:38,669 I do. 380 00:18:39,361 --> 00:18:41,464 I like to think I was bred for the job. 381 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,204 I studied Communications at Stanford 382 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,422 and then I did my graduate work at USC, 383 00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:48,211 but it is possible there was some nepotism involved, 384 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,846 if that's what you're thinking. 385 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,271 You feel close? Do you feel it? 386 00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:56,531 No. No. None of them are right. 387 00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:58,347 No. They don't feel like me. 388 00:18:58,368 --> 00:19:00,929 At least Dr. Oz is a vaginal steaming advocate. 389 00:19:01,054 --> 00:19:03,799 I did vaginal rejuvenation in '04. 390 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:06,635 - Have vaginas changed since then? - No, they have not. 391 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:09,012 - No. - I know it sucks, but, 392 00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:10,737 hopefully, if we give the network this win, 393 00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:12,898 they'll be more inclined to allow us to stretch 394 00:19:12,908 --> 00:19:14,838 to include more politically-minded candidates. 395 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,149 Right, like my beloved Roxane Gay. 396 00:19:17,176 --> 00:19:18,434 Exactly. 397 00:19:18,497 --> 00:19:20,027 I got a phone call this morning 398 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,768 from an old friend of mine from grad school. 399 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,850 She's working as an aide to a very interesting person. 400 00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:26,255 Okay, listening. 401 00:19:26,554 --> 00:19:28,683 The network wants to broaden our demographic. 402 00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:31,519 They want to attract a more far-reaching audience, right? 403 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:34,203 Alice wants to keep it queer, queer-adjacent, 404 00:19:34,219 --> 00:19:36,143 uh, social, political. 405 00:19:36,148 --> 00:19:38,654 Who's it gonna be? I smell an Obama coming. 406 00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:41,978 Kamala. 407 00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:45,008 Can you get her? 408 00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:48,195 Yeah. I interviewed her for a documentary 409 00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:51,273 I made on criminal justice reform back when she was a D.A. 410 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,349 This is amazing. You have to book her. 411 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:59,044 I cannot wait to ask her real but also inappropriate questions. 412 00:19:59,055 --> 00:20:00,522 - Right? - Oh, my God. 413 00:20:00,605 --> 00:20:02,577 I'm so glad you're here this season. 414 00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:04,360 It's all happening. 415 00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:07,044 I'll keep Dr. Oz warm, just as a backup. 416 00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:09,114 - Okay, we're not. Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 417 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:11,364 Okay, let's get some questions. Let's go. 418 00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,581 We want to convert the Lincoln Heights Jail 419 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,180 to expand our corporate offices. 420 00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:16,946 We know it's been a hotly contested area, 421 00:20:16,977 --> 00:20:18,733 but we do have capital in place 422 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,594 to invest in a project of that scale. 423 00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:24,379 I just, I have to ask: What's the source of your capital? 424 00:20:24,631 --> 00:20:26,266 My father's political contributions, 425 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,534 they're made through our foundation, 426 00:20:27,558 --> 00:20:29,650 entirely separate from our family's company. 427 00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:31,840 I don't think you answered the question. 428 00:20:33,447 --> 00:20:35,276 We have a diverse portfolio. 429 00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:37,058 Investments in everything from 430 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,972 - biomedical research to agriculture... - And the funding for the biomedical research, 431 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:43,193 does that come from the sale of pharmaceuticals? 432 00:20:43,217 --> 00:20:46,093 We design prosthetics for Wounded Warriors, Ms. Porter. 433 00:20:46,141 --> 00:20:47,551 I understand, 434 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,839 but do you also invest in the production of opioids? 435 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:55,398 Prosthetics don't pay for themselves. 436 00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:02,092 I see. 437 00:21:06,522 --> 00:21:08,163 Our only interest here 438 00:21:08,288 --> 00:21:10,700 is finding the best person to run this city, 439 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,348 and we believe that person is you. 440 00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:16,017 I'm not buying what you're selling. 441 00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:18,501 Our current mayor bought it. 442 00:21:19,922 --> 00:21:21,421 I'm not him. 443 00:21:23,502 --> 00:21:24,787 Ms. Porter. 444 00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:28,541 Do you know why I'm running for office? 445 00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:30,281 I can't say that I do. 446 00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:32,761 It's because of people like you. 447 00:21:33,073 --> 00:21:35,906 The products you're pushing are the cause of suffering. 448 00:21:36,031 --> 00:21:38,310 They have contributed to the worst opioid crisis 449 00:21:38,328 --> 00:21:39,643 our city has ever faced, 450 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:42,616 and that property that you want to turn into corporate offices, 451 00:21:42,624 --> 00:21:44,953 that could be used as a long-term rehab facility. 452 00:21:44,974 --> 00:21:48,486 And while I might understand the willful ignorance 453 00:21:48,502 --> 00:21:51,967 of a straight white man, I'm having a hard time understanding 454 00:21:52,004 --> 00:21:53,561 how you could turn a blind eye. 455 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,654 So I guess what I really want to know is 456 00:21:57,331 --> 00:21:59,470 how the hell do you sleep at night? 457 00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:17,088 My job is to introduce you to potential donors. 458 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,869 Nùñez is a big player. 459 00:22:18,952 --> 00:22:22,262 I've told you, I'm never taking money from big pharma. 460 00:22:22,387 --> 00:22:24,480 I know you have a sensitivity around that particular issue, 461 00:22:24,499 --> 00:22:25,568 - but you need... - Fuck sensitivity. 462 00:22:25,592 --> 00:22:27,552 Don't ever set up another meeting like that again. 463 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,228 I am not willing, under any circumstances, 464 00:22:30,257 --> 00:22:31,855 to compromise my values. 465 00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,105 Noted. 466 00:22:33,755 --> 00:22:36,447 - That meeting never happened. - Never happened. 467 00:22:37,143 --> 00:22:39,035 - Never happened. - Never happened. 468 00:22:56,233 --> 00:22:58,016 Well, that was a fucking shitshow. 469 00:22:58,284 --> 00:22:59,802 - I'm sorry, Dani... - In the future, 470 00:22:59,814 --> 00:23:01,753 you need to either take those meetings yourself 471 00:23:01,769 --> 00:23:02,826 or prep me better. 472 00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:04,881 She made me feel like an idiot. 473 00:23:04,906 --> 00:23:06,894 - Where were you, Dad? - We have a problem. 474 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:10,018 - What is it? - One of our employees' son's overdosed. 475 00:23:10,077 --> 00:23:11,779 You're going to take point on this. 476 00:23:11,981 --> 00:23:13,910 Get ahead of it as much as you can. 477 00:23:14,091 --> 00:23:16,330 I need you to handle him for us. 478 00:23:16,825 --> 00:23:18,913 - I understand. - Okay. 479 00:23:27,145 --> 00:23:28,177 Jack. 480 00:23:28,261 --> 00:23:29,997 - Hi. - I can't believe this. 481 00:23:31,399 --> 00:23:34,296 I just saw him, and he'd been clean, and... 482 00:23:35,063 --> 00:23:36,063 I did this. 483 00:23:36,309 --> 00:23:40,247 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. We did. I mean... 484 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,788 - this is all our fault. - Jack. 485 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:43,838 Stop. 486 00:23:46,979 --> 00:23:48,117 Sit down. 487 00:24:00,971 --> 00:24:03,620 That is exactly what the media wants you to think. 488 00:24:03,630 --> 00:24:06,577 They'll try to connect your work here with your son's death. 489 00:24:10,495 --> 00:24:11,782 But they're wrong. 490 00:24:18,216 --> 00:24:19,428 - Jack... - Yeah. 491 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:20,992 ... you know what we do here. 492 00:24:22,221 --> 00:24:24,079 We are not the bad guys. 493 00:24:24,943 --> 00:24:27,211 Me, you, my father? 494 00:24:27,539 --> 00:24:29,316 We are a family, too. 495 00:24:29,862 --> 00:24:31,342 You can't let them tear us apart. 496 00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:33,753 - Yeah, I know, I know, but what we do here... - Stop. 497 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,012 Listen to me. 498 00:24:35,817 --> 00:24:38,435 Your son cannot be a statistic. 499 00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:40,454 He was a person. 500 00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:42,799 He was your son. 501 00:24:45,134 --> 00:24:46,249 Yeah, he was. 502 00:24:48,757 --> 00:24:49,860 He was... 503 00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:52,301 my little boy. 504 00:24:54,611 --> 00:24:55,937 Exactly. 505 00:24:56,469 --> 00:24:57,979 You're right. 506 00:25:00,428 --> 00:25:03,259 Now tell me, what did he love to do? 507 00:25:03,934 --> 00:25:05,771 Uh... 508 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,001 Mikey was a person. 509 00:25:09,273 --> 00:25:11,487 He was not a salacious news story. 510 00:25:11,523 --> 00:25:14,473 He loved life. He loved to fish, play chess. 511 00:25:14,486 --> 00:25:15,760 Please believe me when I say 512 00:25:15,773 --> 00:25:17,975 that I am deeply sorry for your loss. 513 00:25:18,676 --> 00:25:20,907 He was funny, and he was loved. 514 00:25:20,944 --> 00:25:22,316 Mikey was special. 515 00:25:23,561 --> 00:25:25,328 He's handling this very well. 516 00:25:25,412 --> 00:25:27,550 Mm-mm. That's not him. 517 00:25:27,831 --> 00:25:29,404 That's the woman you met earlier. 518 00:25:29,454 --> 00:25:30,587 He's been coached. 519 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,221 Too bad she works for the wrong side. 520 00:25:34,727 --> 00:25:36,836 ... death of my son was a tragedy 521 00:25:37,155 --> 00:25:39,466 that has nothing to do with my work. 522 00:25:39,907 --> 00:25:42,307 Thank you very much for giving us your time today. 523 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:44,709 You did good. 524 00:25:45,765 --> 00:25:46,902 Thanks, Dad. 525 00:26:00,264 --> 00:26:01,991 Come on. 526 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,265 Shit. 527 00:26:21,593 --> 00:26:23,627 - Dammit. - Oh, wait, here. 528 00:26:23,862 --> 00:26:25,263 - Oh, no, no. It's okay. - Let me help. 529 00:26:25,271 --> 00:26:27,197 No, no, it's okay. Um, here, give me that one. 530 00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:28,683 Yeah. 531 00:26:28,715 --> 00:26:31,315 Thank you. You s... 532 00:26:31,404 --> 00:26:34,759 - You sure you got both of those? - Yeah, um, yeah. Here. 533 00:26:34,809 --> 00:26:36,554 - See? - Okay. 534 00:26:39,779 --> 00:26:41,704 These-these are beautiful, by the way, 535 00:26:41,716 --> 00:26:43,809 - these are gorgeous. - Thank you. My ex hated them. 536 00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:45,426 They thought they took up too much space. 537 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:46,732 No, these are amazing. 538 00:26:46,983 --> 00:26:49,206 - Where are you moving from, by the way? - Echo Park. 539 00:26:49,268 --> 00:26:52,538 Oh, Echo Park! I love Echo Park. Oh, my God, no, I got friends... 540 00:26:55,678 --> 00:26:57,193 - Oh... - Oh, my God. 541 00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:00,218 That's okay. 542 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,203 - It's fine. - I'm so sorry. 543 00:27:02,249 --> 00:27:05,386 It's okay, I can fix it. I'm the new property manager. So... 544 00:27:05,465 --> 00:27:06,715 Okay. 545 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:08,481 Good. That's good. 546 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,721 Well, if you need me to 547 00:27:11,926 --> 00:27:15,302 break anything else, you know where I live. 548 00:27:15,904 --> 00:27:18,148 Noted. 549 00:27:19,244 --> 00:27:23,029 Um, would you want to grab dinner later? 550 00:27:23,988 --> 00:27:25,323 - Yeah. - Yeah? 551 00:27:25,407 --> 00:27:27,438 Sure. Where you guys going? 552 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:32,628 Oh, them. Yes. 553 00:27:32,953 --> 00:27:36,083 I will ask them where they want to go. 554 00:27:38,316 --> 00:27:42,298 You know, or it could just maybe be you and me, 555 00:27:42,382 --> 00:27:43,716 and not them. 556 00:27:43,841 --> 00:27:46,111 Yeah. Sure. 557 00:27:46,641 --> 00:27:47,846 Sounds fun. 558 00:27:48,522 --> 00:27:49,764 Yeah. 559 00:27:51,091 --> 00:27:53,744 Oh, um, and this is weird timing, probably, 560 00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,883 but our stove light's been out for a few years... 561 00:27:57,105 --> 00:27:59,537 If you don't mind, maybe... 562 00:27:59,563 --> 00:28:01,062 I'll add it to the list. 563 00:28:01,376 --> 00:28:02,666 Cool. 564 00:28:07,006 --> 00:28:09,454 Fuck! She really said no? 565 00:28:09,486 --> 00:28:13,046 Kamala's not interested in doing this kind of show. 566 00:28:13,075 --> 00:28:15,743 What kind is that? Like a fun, feminist one 567 00:28:15,749 --> 00:28:17,240 where you can drink coffee and wine? 568 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:20,487 She thinks it's too small for where she's at right now. 569 00:28:20,529 --> 00:28:22,277 - Oh, that is fucked. - I know. 570 00:28:22,315 --> 00:28:23,737 Yeah. No. Uh-uh. 571 00:28:23,754 --> 00:28:25,364 You know what, though? What's more fucked 572 00:28:25,383 --> 00:28:26,583 is you said you could get her. 573 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,778 I had reason to believe that she'd say yes. 574 00:28:28,803 --> 00:28:31,021 I-I interviewed her when she ran for senate. 575 00:28:31,038 --> 00:28:33,001 I have a personal relationship with her aide, 576 00:28:33,014 --> 00:28:35,215 - I mean... - But this is a totally different platform. 577 00:28:35,253 --> 00:28:37,555 - I know. Just... - No, Sophie, 578 00:28:37,752 --> 00:28:40,034 you can't overpromise me things. 579 00:28:41,024 --> 00:28:42,077 I understand. 580 00:28:43,109 --> 00:28:45,696 Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah. 581 00:28:47,718 --> 00:28:49,073 Okay. Yeah. 582 00:28:49,564 --> 00:28:52,151 Yeah. So I'm gonna listen to Dr. Oz 583 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:53,920 mansplain to me 584 00:28:54,105 --> 00:28:55,716 how a vagina works. 585 00:28:55,762 --> 00:28:56,762 Yeah. 586 00:28:57,410 --> 00:28:59,468 It's great. It's a great day at work. 587 00:29:00,852 --> 00:29:02,504 It's a fuckin' nightmare. 588 00:29:17,138 --> 00:29:18,673 Fuck. 589 00:29:28,758 --> 00:29:30,335 Uh, your bed's all good. 590 00:29:31,266 --> 00:29:33,362 - Oh, thanks. I appreciate it. - Sure. 591 00:29:33,834 --> 00:29:35,414 Hey, I got a couple extra screws, 592 00:29:35,443 --> 00:29:37,570 which is probably not a great sign, so... 593 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,319 let me know if you have any problems. 594 00:29:39,332 --> 00:29:40,482 I'll come back, fix it. 595 00:29:40,514 --> 00:29:41,995 No charge, obviously. 596 00:29:44,046 --> 00:29:45,714 All right, there's money on the table. 597 00:29:46,071 --> 00:29:48,083 Oh, no, that's cool. Alice paid me. 598 00:29:48,097 --> 00:29:49,577 Oh, well, then just take it as a tip. 599 00:29:49,909 --> 00:29:51,616 I feel kind of weird about that. 600 00:29:51,947 --> 00:29:54,140 I would love a beer if you have one, though. 601 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:57,315 Uh... uh, sure. There's more over there. 602 00:29:58,300 --> 00:29:59,789 Oh, my God. Awesome. 603 00:30:03,639 --> 00:30:05,602 You got a sick spot, man. 604 00:30:05,727 --> 00:30:06,776 Thanks. 605 00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:08,470 If you get any more furniture, 606 00:30:08,486 --> 00:30:09,892 need me to put it together... 607 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,255 Or I can build stuff. 608 00:30:11,959 --> 00:30:13,049 Anything. 609 00:30:13,174 --> 00:30:15,267 Built-ins, tables. 610 00:30:15,507 --> 00:30:18,417 I'm, like, a traditional lesbian when it comes to tools, so... 611 00:30:19,239 --> 00:30:20,242 All right. 612 00:30:27,249 --> 00:30:28,249 Man... 613 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,293 this is what I thought living in L.A. was gonna be like. You know? 614 00:30:34,217 --> 00:30:36,539 - Where you from? - Missouri. 615 00:30:37,325 --> 00:30:40,226 And now I live in a one bedroom in Koreatown 616 00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:42,012 with five other girls. 617 00:30:42,061 --> 00:30:44,480 - Ugh. - Yeah, it sucks. 618 00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:46,715 - I've been there. - Really? 619 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:47,894 Oh, yeah. 620 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,823 Well, if you ever need some space, 621 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,828 I think there's some extra bedrooms in the back. 622 00:30:57,415 --> 00:30:58,719 Wait, are you serious? 623 00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:01,562 Yeah. 624 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,164 Holy shit. 625 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:06,729 That's awesome. Thank you. That's, like... 626 00:31:07,123 --> 00:31:09,162 Wow. I don't even know what to say. Thank you. 627 00:31:09,678 --> 00:31:11,787 No problem. 628 00:31:16,509 --> 00:31:19,935 _ 629 00:31:22,418 --> 00:31:23,437 Who's that? 630 00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:28,667 My wife. 631 00:31:33,611 --> 00:31:36,912 - You did well today, cariña. - Thanks, Dad. 632 00:31:37,167 --> 00:31:39,062 The board and I have talked it over, 633 00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:42,539 and we all agree that you deserve a promotion. 634 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,340 What? 635 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,497 Senior vice president. 636 00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:54,876 I-I-I don't know what to say. 637 00:31:56,544 --> 00:31:57,728 You deserve it. 638 00:31:59,228 --> 00:32:00,356 Thank you. 639 00:32:00,607 --> 00:32:01,824 We'll celebrate this weekend. 640 00:32:01,949 --> 00:32:04,152 I'll make reservations somewhere nice, hmm? 641 00:32:04,718 --> 00:32:06,840 Yeah. I'll-I'll ask Sophie. 642 00:32:07,016 --> 00:32:08,119 Who? 643 00:32:09,578 --> 00:32:10,929 I'm just kidding. 644 00:32:11,273 --> 00:32:12,396 Invite your friend. 645 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:15,600 Dad, you know she's not just my friend. 646 00:32:16,032 --> 00:32:17,532 Yes, yes. 647 00:32:17,657 --> 00:32:20,315 - I actually was... - I think it's important to have fun 648 00:32:20,316 --> 00:32:21,765 when you are young. 649 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,289 I'll see you this weekend, hmm? 650 00:32:26,479 --> 00:32:28,067 Drive safely. 651 00:33:22,428 --> 00:33:25,164 - _ - Hey, baby, it's me. 652 00:33:25,584 --> 00:33:29,043 Shit, I had a fuckity fucked up day. 653 00:33:29,062 --> 00:33:31,664 Uh, I hope yours was better than that. 654 00:33:31,689 --> 00:33:36,379 I was just calling to say hi to let you know I love you, 'cause I do. 655 00:33:36,504 --> 00:33:38,635 And I can't wait for you to get home 656 00:33:38,651 --> 00:33:40,685 so I can smack that ass. 657 00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:44,702 Shit, I think Alice just heard that. Okay, whatever. 658 00:33:44,711 --> 00:33:47,017 Uh... I love you. 659 00:33:47,043 --> 00:33:50,262 Uh, I'll make dinner. You got any requests? 660 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:53,188 Never mind, I'll just make something good. 661 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:55,804 Okay, I love you. 662 00:33:56,391 --> 00:33:58,179 Again, like, a lot. 663 00:33:58,672 --> 00:34:00,475 Okay, bye. 664 00:34:19,028 --> 00:34:20,166 Ladies and gentlemen, 665 00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:21,572 it is my pleasure to welcome 666 00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:23,323 the next mayor of Los Angeles, 667 00:34:23,377 --> 00:34:24,967 Bette Porter. 668 00:34:25,009 --> 00:34:28,204 The homelessness crisis has hit L.A., 669 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:31,207 and it tears at the very fabric of who we are 670 00:34:31,332 --> 00:34:32,928 and what we believe in. 671 00:34:33,373 --> 00:34:35,571 And the government, the government is meant to help 672 00:34:35,613 --> 00:34:37,920 in times like these. It's meant to protect 673 00:34:37,957 --> 00:34:40,215 the most vulnerable in our population. 674 00:34:40,437 --> 00:34:43,373 We need change, and we need it now. 675 00:34:43,404 --> 00:34:46,104 And I believe that I am the face of that change. 676 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:53,329 And now, I'd... I'd like to open it up to questions. 677 00:34:53,339 --> 00:34:54,419 I want to hear from you. 678 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,589 I want to know what keeps you up at night. 679 00:34:56,626 --> 00:34:58,057 The staff has mics. 680 00:34:58,094 --> 00:34:59,373 Yes? 681 00:35:03,906 --> 00:35:05,783 Prior to running for office, 682 00:35:05,811 --> 00:35:07,756 you were the Director of Cultural Affairs 683 00:35:07,782 --> 00:35:09,334 for the City of Los Angeles. 684 00:35:10,116 --> 00:35:11,379 That's correct. 685 00:35:11,688 --> 00:35:14,624 While you served as director, 686 00:35:15,023 --> 00:35:17,120 do you remember fucking my wife? 687 00:35:19,961 --> 00:35:23,458 How does sleeping with Felicity Adams, 688 00:35:23,505 --> 00:35:25,660 a married employee of yours, 689 00:35:25,686 --> 00:35:27,845 make you qualified to be the mayor? 690 00:35:40,988 --> 00:35:42,460 - Do not touch me! - Get him out of here. 691 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:44,935 - Get him out of here. - Shame on you, Ms. Porter! Shame on you! 692 00:35:44,949 --> 00:35:46,034 Bette. Bette, Bette. 693 00:35:46,068 --> 00:35:48,082 Let's go. Come on. Come on. 694 00:35:48,106 --> 00:35:49,750 No more questions at this time. Come on. 695 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:56,734 No questions at this time, please. Here. 696 00:35:57,515 --> 00:35:58,825 Shit. 697 00:36:00,812 --> 00:36:02,410 I need to call Angie. 698 00:36:02,662 --> 00:36:04,806 I don't want her to read about this on fucking Twitter. 699 00:36:04,811 --> 00:36:06,064 Got you. 700 00:36:07,909 --> 00:36:10,223 ? Big bank take lil' bank, bank ? 701 00:36:10,348 --> 00:36:12,701 ? Big bank take lil' bank, bank ? 702 00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:16,742 ? Type of money you gonna need a bank ? 703 00:36:16,743 --> 00:36:18,505 We should get matching tattoos. 704 00:36:19,506 --> 00:36:21,686 - You think? - Yeah. 705 00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:24,541 - Yeah. - Be pretty cool. 706 00:36:24,574 --> 00:36:26,986 ? Big bank take lil' bank, bank ? 707 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,214 ? Everything proper, no propaganda... ? 708 00:36:29,339 --> 00:36:30,845 What? 709 00:36:31,225 --> 00:36:33,854 - Nothing. - Yeah, right. Well... 710 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,311 Let's take a selfie. 711 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,315 - Whoa. - What's wrong? 712 00:36:40,626 --> 00:36:42,596 Uh, is your phone on? 713 00:36:42,817 --> 00:36:45,299 No. My mom tracks me. Why? 714 00:36:45,779 --> 00:36:48,284 Well, there's some shit going on with her. 715 00:36:55,954 --> 00:36:57,216 Where the fuck is she? 716 00:36:57,227 --> 00:36:58,667 I'm sure she's fine. 717 00:36:58,692 --> 00:36:59,895 I'll text her. 718 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,934 I'm just so fucking angry. 719 00:37:01,971 --> 00:37:03,093 She's a good kid. 720 00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:05,513 I know. No. I'm angry at myself. 721 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:08,576 Hot flash? 722 00:37:08,639 --> 00:37:10,883 Yes. Death is coming. 723 00:37:11,465 --> 00:37:13,368 So what are you gonna do about the campaign? 724 00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:15,727 My advisors told me that I should drop out. 725 00:37:15,784 --> 00:37:17,687 - Oh, that's bullshit. - You can't do that. 726 00:37:18,154 --> 00:37:20,129 I'm sorry, I don't see what the problem is. 727 00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:22,520 - She slept with an employee. - It was consensual. 728 00:37:22,530 --> 00:37:23,878 But she was married. 729 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,519 Okay, so I fucked up. 730 00:37:26,468 --> 00:37:27,748 I think it's because you're gay. 731 00:37:27,784 --> 00:37:29,635 Well, I think the problem is Felicity's gay 732 00:37:29,651 --> 00:37:31,534 and it makes her husband feel like less of a man, 733 00:37:31,558 --> 00:37:32,780 I mean, whatever that means. 734 00:37:32,827 --> 00:37:34,216 That makes the most sense. 735 00:37:34,232 --> 00:37:36,738 But they're trying to paint you like these male predators. 736 00:37:36,780 --> 00:37:39,039 - And I might be just like them. - Mm-mm. 737 00:37:39,411 --> 00:37:41,121 No, no, no, no, no. That's shame. 738 00:37:41,163 --> 00:37:42,410 You should make a statement. 739 00:37:42,431 --> 00:37:45,241 - You should come on my show. - What? Why? No. 740 00:37:45,278 --> 00:37:47,491 I can give you a platform to tell your side. 741 00:37:47,522 --> 00:37:49,194 Yeah. You can tell them who you are. 742 00:37:51,255 --> 00:37:53,598 But I don't know who I am right now. 743 00:37:54,206 --> 00:37:56,209 You're Bette fucking Porter. 744 00:37:56,658 --> 00:37:58,604 Angie? 745 00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:02,375 Thank God. Could you guys excuse us, please? 746 00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:03,989 - Angie! - Let's get out of here. 747 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,520 - You want to get a burrito or something? - No, I want a burger. 748 00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:08,073 Angie! 749 00:38:11,329 --> 00:38:12,618 Angie! 750 00:38:13,289 --> 00:38:15,334 I hate you! You ruin everything! 751 00:38:15,392 --> 00:38:18,626 That's fine, but you cannot ditch school and go MIA. 752 00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:20,372 - Whatever. You fucked somebody... - Hey! 753 00:38:20,581 --> 00:38:22,271 You do not get to talk to me that way. 754 00:38:22,285 --> 00:38:25,024 No. Everything you do becomes my fucking problem. 755 00:38:25,149 --> 00:38:28,262 Do you know know how humiliating it is to be your daughter? 756 00:38:30,784 --> 00:38:32,462 Wait, are you high right now? 757 00:38:33,537 --> 00:38:35,540 - No. - Are you kidding me? 758 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,549 Stop. Stop! 759 00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:39,942 - No, stop! - I'm looking... Stop it. 760 00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:41,165 I'm gonna check. 761 00:38:41,183 --> 00:38:42,722 - We vaped. - What does that mean? 762 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,303 - Vaped what? Pot? - Yeah. 763 00:38:44,463 --> 00:38:46,467 - But I don't have it, Jordi does. - Angie... 764 00:38:46,496 --> 00:38:48,307 you cannot smoke pot. 765 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,552 - It's not illegal. - Yes, it is. You are 16 years old. 766 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,424 I want to live with Mama T. 767 00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:04,909 Do you want me to call her right now and tell her what you did today? 768 00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,901 Fine. I'll just tell her that you fucked somebody. 769 00:39:10,287 --> 00:39:12,015 I'm pretty sure she already heard. 770 00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:21,295 Give me your phone. You're grounded. 771 00:39:32,143 --> 00:39:35,532 And if you think it doesn't pain me to know that I hurt you, 772 00:39:35,561 --> 00:39:38,354 you are wrong, and I'm deeply sorry. 773 00:39:39,848 --> 00:39:41,185 You deserve better. 774 00:39:55,847 --> 00:39:57,016 Um... 775 00:39:57,068 --> 00:39:58,457 Okay. 776 00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:17,188 Hm. 777 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:20,523 Oh, fuck, what a shitty fucking day! 778 00:40:20,575 --> 00:40:21,943 Oh! Hi. 779 00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:23,988 - Hi. - God, that was a long one. 780 00:40:24,009 --> 00:40:26,049 Ooh. Can I get a glass of wine? 781 00:40:26,062 --> 00:40:29,058 Well, yeah, I actually poured you a glass right over there. 782 00:40:31,857 --> 00:40:33,069 Okay. 783 00:40:36,082 --> 00:40:38,038 Oh, boy. Ooh. 784 00:40:39,831 --> 00:40:41,289 Huh. Hey. 785 00:40:41,598 --> 00:40:45,273 Wow, that's really, that's really nice out there. 786 00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:52,151 I love the way that you talk to the TV. 787 00:40:54,206 --> 00:40:57,689 A-And I love that you dance with your eyes closed. 788 00:41:01,055 --> 00:41:02,674 What are you doing? 789 00:41:09,824 --> 00:41:11,392 You're my person. 790 00:41:12,283 --> 00:41:13,510 No. 791 00:41:13,997 --> 00:41:15,575 Yes. 792 00:41:17,071 --> 00:41:20,707 I need you in my life forever. 793 00:41:24,927 --> 00:41:26,747 Do not fuck with me. 794 00:41:30,034 --> 00:41:31,397 Uh... 795 00:41:31,919 --> 00:41:36,104 Oh, my God. 796 00:41:36,446 --> 00:41:37,898 Sophie Suarez... 797 00:41:40,136 --> 00:41:41,626 will you marry me? 798 00:41:55,229 --> 00:41:57,794 Please? Will you marry me, please? 799 00:42:04,781 --> 00:42:06,160 Ooh. 800 00:42:07,282 --> 00:42:08,729 Yes. 801 00:42:09,002 --> 00:42:12,032 - Yes? - Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 802 00:42:12,106 --> 00:42:14,968 God, you waited a long time to say yes. 803 00:42:15,093 --> 00:42:17,669 I can't believe you're gonna be my wife. 804 00:42:17,794 --> 00:42:19,269 This is just... 805 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:22,173 Oh, man. 806 00:42:22,765 --> 00:42:23,803 Mmm. 807 00:42:30,334 --> 00:42:33,401 Wow. Whoa. 808 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:37,054 Oh, my... 809 00:42:37,112 --> 00:42:38,506 Oh, my God. 810 00:42:38,695 --> 00:42:40,535 Oh, my God. 811 00:42:40,614 --> 00:42:45,458 - It's okay. - Oh, no. No, it's not okay. It doesn't fit. 812 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:47,649 Rings are just a symbol of the patriarchy. 813 00:42:47,669 --> 00:42:49,804 Yeah, but I still want you to have one. 814 00:42:49,861 --> 00:42:52,970 Yeah, I'll still take it. 815 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,780 I'll get it resized. 816 00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,469 I love you. 817 00:42:58,674 --> 00:43:00,645 I love you, too. 818 00:43:11,029 --> 00:43:12,198 Fuck! 819 00:43:12,230 --> 00:43:13,956 - Did you do it? - I told her we should wait. 820 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:15,521 Hey, I got nervous. It got quiet. 821 00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:16,753 - Did you do it? - So? 822 00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:18,410 - Yeah, we're engaged! - We're engaged! 823 00:43:18,452 --> 00:43:21,351 Oh, my God! 824 00:43:21,409 --> 00:43:22,945 - That is... - I love you. 825 00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:24,518 I'm so happy. 826 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,243 Oh, my God. 827 00:43:27,842 --> 00:43:30,070 Oh, my God. 828 00:43:30,128 --> 00:43:31,967 I can't believe you both knew. 829 00:43:32,092 --> 00:43:34,124 I can't believe I kept my mouth shut. 830 00:43:34,148 --> 00:43:35,668 I get to be best man, right? 831 00:43:35,751 --> 00:43:38,200 - Yeah! Of course. - What? Come on! 832 00:43:41,765 --> 00:43:44,156 Are you guys ready for the show? 833 00:43:44,192 --> 00:43:45,752 Let me hear you. 834 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:47,605 There we go. 835 00:43:47,836 --> 00:43:51,316 Are you ready? 836 00:43:52,017 --> 00:43:53,549 All right, you guys. 837 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,970 Here she is, 838 00:43:55,001 --> 00:43:57,640 - the name on everybody's lips. - Water? You got this. You're Alice. 839 00:43:57,664 --> 00:43:59,104 You're the name on everybody's lips. 840 00:43:59,132 --> 00:44:00,365 Alice! 841 00:44:03,070 --> 00:44:04,196 Hey! 842 00:44:08,491 --> 00:44:11,023 Hi. Thank you. Thank you. 843 00:44:11,085 --> 00:44:14,220 Thank you so much. Please. Please, please, please. 844 00:44:14,345 --> 00:44:18,142 Thank you. Oh, it is so great to be back. 845 00:44:18,179 --> 00:44:20,587 It really is. I have missed you all so much. 846 00:44:20,671 --> 00:44:22,714 Uh... that hiatus was really long, wasn't it? 847 00:44:22,729 --> 00:44:24,894 Felt like it was, like, a decade or something. Huh? 848 00:44:24,925 --> 00:44:26,598 - Right, Heather? - Sure did. 849 00:44:26,614 --> 00:44:28,055 Yeah, oh, you met my third cousin? 850 00:44:28,069 --> 00:44:30,194 - Yes. Ha. - Yeah. 851 00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:31,956 And... So how was your break? 852 00:44:32,008 --> 00:44:33,267 I was just hanging out 853 00:44:33,282 --> 00:44:35,746 in my, uh, shared studio apartment in the Valley, 854 00:44:35,778 --> 00:44:38,071 - just waiting for the show to come back. - Yeah. 855 00:44:38,095 --> 00:44:40,902 Is there a reason you keep bringing up that you share an apartment? 856 00:44:41,027 --> 00:44:42,471 I just know that 857 00:44:42,495 --> 00:44:44,446 you have an extra bedroom at your house 858 00:44:44,447 --> 00:44:46,920 - and it's real fancy. - Okay. Oh... 859 00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:48,198 No, I get it. 860 00:44:48,545 --> 00:44:49,934 See you latte. 861 00:44:51,245 --> 00:44:54,695 All right, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, 862 00:44:54,711 --> 00:44:56,520 it is my absolute pleasure 863 00:44:56,582 --> 00:44:59,938 to welcome my dear friend and candidate for L.A. mayor... 864 00:44:59,969 --> 00:45:03,340 she likes her coffee black with one raw sugar... 865 00:45:03,422 --> 00:45:05,065 Bette Porter! 866 00:45:09,970 --> 00:45:13,490 ? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah ? 867 00:45:13,559 --> 00:45:15,905 ? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah ? 868 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:19,000 ? Uh-huh, oh, yeah... ? 869 00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:22,250 Wow. Well, thank you so much for coming. 870 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,990 - Thank you for having me. - Uh, full disclosure, 871 00:45:25,011 --> 00:45:29,239 - we've known each other for about 25 years. - Yes, that's right. 872 00:45:29,754 --> 00:45:32,999 Okay, and in those 25 years, have I ever gone easy on you? 873 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,514 Cut you any slack? 874 00:45:34,639 --> 00:45:35,969 - Let you off the hook? - Not even for 875 00:45:35,987 --> 00:45:38,739 - a single day, Alice. - Yeah. Okay. So, 876 00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:42,628 do your voters know that you stole a billboard 877 00:45:42,796 --> 00:45:44,278 - in the mid-aughts? - Uh, we... 878 00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:45,735 - we borrowed it. - Oh. 879 00:45:45,770 --> 00:45:46,991 - "We". - We borrowed it. Yeah. 880 00:45:47,008 --> 00:45:48,560 Oh, you're put... Okay. Okay. 881 00:45:48,593 --> 00:45:49,837 Were you gonna keep that on the DL? 882 00:45:49,861 --> 00:45:51,189 Because I didn't get that memo. 883 00:45:51,220 --> 00:45:53,140 - I think we should. Yeah. - Well, I missed that. 884 00:45:54,514 --> 00:45:56,024 All right, let's dig in. 885 00:45:56,035 --> 00:45:58,603 So, in case you've been living under a rock, 886 00:45:58,813 --> 00:46:00,561 yesterday during a forum, 887 00:46:00,562 --> 00:46:03,619 a man who's since been identified as Tyler Adams 888 00:46:03,698 --> 00:46:06,513 publicly accused mayoral candidate Bette Porter 889 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,348 of having an affair with his wife. 890 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,115 - Is that correct? - That's correct. 891 00:46:11,448 --> 00:46:13,107 So why did you want to come on the show today? 892 00:46:13,128 --> 00:46:16,498 I mean, why not let something like that just kind of blow over? 893 00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:20,017 Well, because I won't be shamed into silence. 894 00:46:20,782 --> 00:46:23,631 I mean, historically, that's what happens to women in my position. 895 00:46:23,641 --> 00:46:26,692 We're shamed and then we stand down, but I won't. 896 00:46:26,729 --> 00:46:28,674 Not now, not ever. 897 00:46:31,549 --> 00:46:34,469 So, are you sorry that you slept with a married woman? 898 00:46:34,778 --> 00:46:37,058 Well, it's tricky because I-I... 899 00:46:38,364 --> 00:46:40,712 I don't want anyone to think that I'm okay 900 00:46:40,743 --> 00:46:43,396 with causing another person pain, because I'm not. 901 00:46:43,852 --> 00:46:47,438 But I also don't want it to seem like I'm apologizing 902 00:46:47,511 --> 00:46:49,650 for having a relationship with a consenting adult 903 00:46:49,653 --> 00:46:52,448 because that's also a message that I'm not comfortable sending. 904 00:46:52,573 --> 00:46:54,185 So you're not sorry? 905 00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:57,453 I think I answered the question. 906 00:46:57,663 --> 00:46:58,928 It's not that that simple. 907 00:46:59,819 --> 00:47:02,339 Ugh. It's getting a little hot in here. 908 00:47:04,771 --> 00:47:07,775 Can I just tell you the most frustrating part 909 00:47:07,791 --> 00:47:09,065 of this whole ordeal? 910 00:47:09,416 --> 00:47:11,634 Please. 911 00:47:11,759 --> 00:47:13,736 I mean, it's distracting. 912 00:47:13,861 --> 00:47:16,630 People would rather focus on what's titillating 913 00:47:16,672 --> 00:47:18,213 than stare death in the face. 914 00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,705 And the fact is, our city is in crisis and people are dying. 915 00:47:24,005 --> 00:47:28,936 I know that you have a very real reason that you're running. 916 00:47:29,241 --> 00:47:31,180 A very personal reason. 917 00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:33,272 Why won't you talk about it? 918 00:47:37,692 --> 00:47:38,861 Um, 919 00:47:39,474 --> 00:47:40,691 because, 920 00:47:41,782 --> 00:47:43,212 despite this week's events, 921 00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:45,461 I've chosen to keep my private life private. 922 00:47:47,837 --> 00:47:49,819 But those people out there, 923 00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:53,429 they want to know who you are, 924 00:47:54,368 --> 00:47:56,019 not just what you stand for. 925 00:47:57,273 --> 00:47:59,650 Okay. Well, um... 926 00:48:00,624 --> 00:48:02,035 I'm a woman. 927 00:48:02,795 --> 00:48:05,510 I'm gay, I'm biracial. 928 00:48:05,809 --> 00:48:09,836 Um, I'm a mother to an extraordinary daughter. 929 00:48:09,961 --> 00:48:12,052 I'm an ex-wife, uh, 930 00:48:12,111 --> 00:48:14,224 a friend, I think I'm a really loyal friend. 931 00:48:14,238 --> 00:48:15,332 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 932 00:48:15,457 --> 00:48:17,949 Uh, I'm a daughter, I'm... 933 00:48:18,599 --> 00:48:19,836 I'm a sister. 934 00:48:20,955 --> 00:48:23,121 Uh... and I'm... 935 00:48:27,234 --> 00:48:28,425 ... and I'm you. 936 00:48:29,683 --> 00:48:31,956 I'm... I am a part of you. 937 00:48:32,002 --> 00:48:33,495 I really feel that. 938 00:48:34,371 --> 00:48:36,284 You know, I'm that part of you 939 00:48:36,993 --> 00:48:38,641 that wants to do better. 940 00:48:39,463 --> 00:48:42,112 I'm that part of you that loves this city 941 00:48:42,237 --> 00:48:45,895 and wants to see all of its communities thrive. 942 00:48:47,983 --> 00:48:52,676 I'm that part of you that makes mistakes. 943 00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:58,590 And I know I've disappointed people that I love. 944 00:48:58,865 --> 00:49:01,282 And that's not a mistake that I want to make again. 945 00:49:03,022 --> 00:49:05,563 And I hope that my indiscretions 946 00:49:05,999 --> 00:49:08,608 don't cloud my greater purpose, 947 00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,264 because while I know 948 00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:13,501 I'm not the perfect messenger, 949 00:49:14,835 --> 00:49:18,358 I do have the perfect message. 950 00:49:26,884 --> 00:49:28,327 Thank you. 951 00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:32,869 Thank you. 952 00:49:32,994 --> 00:49:34,144 Thank you. 953 00:49:34,832 --> 00:49:36,233 We'll be right back. 954 00:49:59,593 --> 00:50:01,277 - Hey. - Hi, honey. 955 00:50:06,266 --> 00:50:08,393 - Hey. Hi. - Okay. 956 00:51:05,186 --> 00:51:06,226 Bette? 957 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,146 Thank you for agreeing to meet with me. 958 00:51:17,846 --> 00:51:20,631 So, I'm just so curious to know what I can do for you. 959 00:51:20,685 --> 00:51:22,182 Would you like to have a seat? 960 00:51:22,233 --> 00:51:23,482 No, thank you. 961 00:51:24,375 --> 00:51:26,263 I am not gonna bullshit you, Ms. Porter. 962 00:51:26,649 --> 00:51:28,183 I don't think you've got the time. 963 00:51:29,269 --> 00:51:30,666 Well, I appreciate that. 964 00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:37,825 My colleague's son died the other night. 965 00:51:39,033 --> 00:51:40,291 Heroin overdose. 966 00:51:41,004 --> 00:51:43,402 - 23 years old. - I saw. 967 00:51:44,156 --> 00:51:45,578 Up until yesterday, 968 00:51:46,287 --> 00:51:48,023 I managed to convince myself 969 00:51:48,034 --> 00:51:51,261 that my job was to protect the company 970 00:51:51,265 --> 00:51:53,349 that afforded me the life that I have. 971 00:51:53,798 --> 00:51:56,201 Protect the people who helped build it from the ground up. 972 00:51:57,757 --> 00:51:58,881 Go on. 973 00:52:03,872 --> 00:52:06,326 You asked me the other day how I sleep at night, 974 00:52:07,362 --> 00:52:08,704 but the truth is, 975 00:52:09,264 --> 00:52:10,402 I don't. 976 00:52:12,704 --> 00:52:14,491 I am damn good at my job, 977 00:52:15,145 --> 00:52:17,645 but I want to work for someone I believe in. 978 00:52:18,522 --> 00:52:21,194 And I came here today because I believe in you. 979 00:52:36,357 --> 00:52:38,471 I'm not so sure that I trust you. 980 00:52:44,216 --> 00:52:47,839 You've started your professional life in a compromised industry. 981 00:52:48,174 --> 00:52:49,396 I know. 982 00:52:52,887 --> 00:52:54,539 But if you want to win, 983 00:52:56,699 --> 00:52:58,030 I think you need me. 984 00:53:30,733 --> 00:53:33,301 I want to marry you and have like, 985 00:53:33,354 --> 00:53:35,168 - nine kids with you. - Oh, nine? 986 00:53:35,181 --> 00:53:36,217 Yeah. 987 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:39,048 - I'm Tess. - Shane. 988 00:53:39,107 --> 00:53:40,323 Yeah, no, I know who you are, 989 00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:41,529 everyone in the city knows who you are. 990 00:53:41,536 --> 00:53:43,086 You're like a living legend. 991 00:53:43,425 --> 00:53:46,465 I heard three voices comin' from your room last night. 992 00:53:46,759 --> 00:53:48,286 - Cheers. - She's my ex-wife. 993 00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:49,602 - Yeah. - And I love you. 994 00:53:49,619 --> 00:53:51,670 - I love you too. - And I don't want anything 995 00:53:51,682 --> 00:53:54,060 - to get in the way of what we have. - No. 996 00:53:54,852 --> 00:53:56,355 Why do you keep looking at me like that? 997 00:53:56,379 --> 00:53:58,434 Are you into me? Tell me what you want? 998 00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:02,494 - It's our wedding! - Couples compromise all the time. 999 00:54:02,511 --> 00:54:04,646 I'm not just about to compromise with your dad. 1000 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,403 We need to have some fun. 1001 00:54:06,424 --> 00:54:08,374 - Really? - You and me, bro night! 1002 00:54:11,355 --> 00:54:15,201 I realize that I am sabotaging myself. 1003 00:54:15,223 --> 00:54:17,068 You have the power to change people. 1004 00:54:17,093 --> 00:54:19,840 Stay in this race, fight for what you believe in. 1005 00:54:21,329 --> 00:54:23,858 Oh my God. 1006 00:54:23,983 --> 00:54:28,983 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax & chamallow www.addic7ed.com