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Tammy Diffendorf.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Eve.

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Oh, I see you brought
your friend. Again.

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Not just friend. Advocate.

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You know, so you can't
plant drugs on her.

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I'm her parole officer.
If she goes back to jail, I look bad.

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Do ya? Or do you get a kickback
for feeding the machine?

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I brought you my pay stubs,

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um, and gave them my urine
sample at the front desk.

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Clean hand-off this week... no spillage.

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Um, Bonnie can vouch for my AA meetings.

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- Okay, Tammy...
- I took video,

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but just don't look at the other people,
'cause it's supposed to be anonymous.

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Although there might be a bass player
from a sort of famous band in there.

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That's all you get.

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Okay, stop.

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Tammy... I've got some news for you.

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I recommended you for
early release from parole.

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Seriously?

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You've been totally
clean for a year now.

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You've never missed
any of our appointments.

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You're one of my success stories.

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Yeah. You're one of our success stories.

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This is amazing.
So when do we find out?

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I can put you in front of a
judge Tuesday at 10:00 a.m.

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- Perfect.
- Ooh.

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10:00's not good for me.
Could we make it 11:30?

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This may stun you...

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but you're not required for this.

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Eve, buddy, this is our win.

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It doesn't happen without you and me.

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- And me.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Well, either way, it's 10:00 a.m.

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- I'll move some things around.
- Thanks, buddy.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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To Tammy Diffendorf, free woman.

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- Oh...
- To Tammy.

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Thanks, guys. It still
doesn't even seem real.

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I was in the courtroom. It's real.

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And boring when you're
not the defendant.

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Christy, I don't know why
you want to be a lawyer.

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So I can help people.

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Well, you all helped me. I would not

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be a free woman if it
weren't for you guys.

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Aw.

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But especially...

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- Oh, right. My higher power.
- Okay, and...

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- Myself.
- Uh-huh. Also?

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Please thank my mom

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or we'll never get through this moment.

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- Bonnie, no, it goes without saying.
- But you could say it.

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I would still be in jail if
you hadn't been there for me

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- when I needed you.
- There it is. Mm.

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Salads for everyone.

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Hold on. Are you
offering to pay for lunch?

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As a matter of fact, I am.

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With a credit card from
a bank in this country

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with my real name on it.

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Base salad only. Nobody add protein.

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But I'm starving.

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- Fine. I'll cover shrimp.
- But I'm allergic.

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Listen, I have not been sleeping,

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so you will eat the shrimp
and you will love it.

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Then later, I'm gonna use this

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to buy my husband a
spectacular birthday present.

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Something he wants
or something you want?

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Excuse me?

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That's what you do.

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When I turned six

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you gave me a coffeemaker.

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Because you made the coffee.

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And also, I was tired of seeing
you scald your little hands.

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That's why I don't have a thumbprint.

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- Happy birthday!
- Whoa!

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Open it.

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Wow. Okay.

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Let me take the bow off for you.

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Ah, man, that's great.

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I know. Remember last month
when we were watching TV

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and there was a random
guy in the background

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and you said you loved his jacket

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and I didn't even know
what you were talking about,

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so we went back and paused it?

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Also, I had no idea
our TV could do that.

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Anyway, this is that jacket.

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Oh. So you really like it?

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I do. Thank you, honey.

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Put it on, put it on.

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Oh, my God.

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So hot. If I were a few years younger,

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I'd be pregnant right now.

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"Inspected by 12."

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Aw, 12, he's the best.

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Birthday breakfast.

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Birthday boy gets whatever he wants.

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What he wants.

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You love it?

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I love you both.

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But the jacket more.

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I... did it!

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Did what? Do I want to know?

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I gave Adam something he
really wanted for his birthday.

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Really? You're married and
you're still doing that?

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A gorgeous leather,
very expensive jacket.

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And you know it's classy 'cause they had

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the "can't steal it" wire on it.

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And you know I'm classy
'cause I didn't steal it.

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Aw, Mom, good for you.

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This is gonna sound crazy,
but it almost feels like

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it's better giving a
gift than getting one.

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You mean it's better
to give than to receive?

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I like the way I said it.

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- Hey, happy birthday.
- Aw, thanks.

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- Where's your jacket?
- Babe, I'm still in my pajamas.

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But I want Christy to see it.

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Go get it. No, you'll take forever.
I'll go get it.

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- I got you a card and a coupon
- Oh...

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for one free consultation

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- when I become a lawyer.
- Ah.

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Or, if I flunk out of law school,

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one free hug.

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Which I will definitely need.

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Ah, you drew a little picture
of you with a briefcase.

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Yeah, and a scarf.
That's gonna be my thing.

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Oh. Thanks, Christy.

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All right, arms out.

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Let's get this bad boy on this bad boy.

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Oh, wow, Mom, you did great.

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He looks fantastic.

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- I did, didn't I? He does, doesn't he?
- Yeah.

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I am delicious.

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What, you're taking it off?

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I'm gonna hop in the
shower. I love it. Thank you.

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Huh. What?

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Well, I just thought
he'd be a little more,

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you know, "Pow. Nailed it.

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You're the best wife ever."

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- Maybe a few tears of joy?
- Would it kill him?

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Want to see the coupon I got him?

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You need so much validation.

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All right, tonight we live.

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Two words: Fancy Feast.

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Are you drooling, Carlos Santana?

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I think you are. And I don't blame you.

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You've got "Tuna Florentine
with garden greens

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in a delicate sauce." Enjoy.

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What in the hot hell is going on here?

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I'm feeding the cats.

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Tuna Florentine

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is for special occasions.

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Carlos, do not eat that.

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This is a special
occasion. I'm a free woman.

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They get sick if they
eat too much rich food.

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- You know the rules.
- Aw, screw the rules.

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Poor things are trapped
in these four walls.

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They eat when you tell them to eat,

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no one's allowed on the bed,

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and they all have to
use the same bathroom.

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Let 'em live.

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When you get your own cats,
you can do it your way.

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Spread the word. I'm leaving
a window open tonight.

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Wings, a beer, and a shot.

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Good morning.

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Ah, the one thing my wife
didn't get in the divorce:

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- my drinking problem.
- Well... it's like they say...

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why is divorce so expensive?
'Cause it's worth it.

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Not that I would know.
I've never been married.

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How is that possible?

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Well, I never really met
the right guy, and also,

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I was in prison for
the last seven years.

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Ooh, tall and dangerous.

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And no longer on parole.

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I can do what I want
when I want, and who want.

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- Tammy, can I see you for a sec?
- Ah.

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- Uh-oh, boss is getting jealous.
- He should be.

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Tammy.

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What?!

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Can I speak to you?

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What is your problem?
Mike's fed, watered and ready to sprout.

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That's my problem.
The ink isn't dry on his divorce.

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That's not a pool you
want to splash around in.

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A guy stuck in an unhappy marriage

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who hasn't had good sex in years?

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Fetch me my snorkel.

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Listen...

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Come on, he's-he's a
regular. It could get messy.

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If we do it right.

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As your boss, can you
just do what I say?

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Oh, sure. You're the big boss man.

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You tell me when to take my breaks,

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you force me to shove my hair in a net,

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and now you're in charge of my vagina?

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I-I don't think I'm
allowed to speak anymore.

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Good. Me and my vagina
are taking a break.

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Okay, wow, you said it again.

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- Bonnie.
- Tammy.

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Hey, silly, look what you left at home.

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But, babe, it's-it's hot out today.

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But don't you want to show
it off to your friends?

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Sure, but I'm-I'm working,

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and I don't want to get
beer all over it and...

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- Huh.
- What?

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I'm beginning to think
you don't like this jacket.

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I do. I really do. I'll put it on.

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Well, now you're just
putting it on for me.

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Yes, I am, because that's what you want.

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No. This is all about what you want.

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What's wrong?

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Oh, forget it, everything's
perfect, everything's fine.

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Well, at least she didn't say vagina.

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I haven't been sleeping lately.

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Which is really frustrating,
because everything

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that used to make me sleepy is a no-no.

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And by "everything,"
I mean booze and pills.

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And sometimes cocaine,
which didn't help,

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but it made it fun to stay awake.

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I tried mint tea, tried meditating.

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I even called a girlfriend
and listened to her

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drone on about her day.

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Well, don't gasp. Now
everybody knows it was you.

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Oh, anyway,

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super sober and super tired. Thanks.

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- Aren't you hot in that thing?
- Shut up.

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Who wants to share next?

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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.

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I bought this jacket for my husband.

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There was nothing in it for me.

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No quid pro quo.

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Just an honest woman lovin'
on her man, but guess what?

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Turns out men don't care. Mm-hmm.

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Write that down, young'uns.
Don't care.

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Should have bought him
the InstaPot that I wanted.

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But I didn't, and you know why?

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Because I've evolved.

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So thank God for sobriety

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and thank God my ingrate husband

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and I are roughly the same size.

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- Who else wants...
- Tammy, alcoholic.

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- Hi, Tammy.
- Where do I start?

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At the beginning, idiot. Fine.

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Personally, I'm doing pretty good.

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I'm actually fantastic.

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I just got off parole,
lost a lot of constraints.

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But, um, I'm starting to realize

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the whole world is a prison.

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I mean, everyone's always telling you

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what to do and how to do it.

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Like this meeting.

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It has to start at a certain time.

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The chairs have to be in a circle

251
00:11:29,534 --> 00:11:31,768
instead of a triangle, aka pyramid,

252
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,901
which is proven to be more powerful,

253
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:38,107
My damn phone tells me to stand up.

254
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,065
Even my car bosses me around.

255
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,334
Beep, beep, beep, put on your seat-belt.

256
00:11:41,359 --> 00:11:43,304
Beep, beep, beep, you've
arrived at your destination.

257
00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:46,338
I'll tell you when I've
arrived at my damn destination.

258
00:11:51,249 --> 00:11:53,599
- Hey, just take it off.
- Never.

259
00:11:53,624 --> 00:11:54,874
You people are all blind.

260
00:11:54,899 --> 00:11:56,736
You don't see it but I
do, and I'm done.

261
00:11:56,761 --> 00:11:59,616
Actually, if you could
be done, that'd be great.

262
00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:02,565
The timer's already gone off twice.

263
00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:03,977
So? I'm not finished talking.

264
00:12:04,002 --> 00:12:06,102
- Well, it's the rule.
- Oh, everybody hear that?

265
00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:07,858
Warden Wendy's cracking her whip.

266
00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:09,572
No talking on the way to the yard.

267
00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:12,986
Ugh, honey, you know meetings
have rules for a reason.

268
00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:14,811
Well, maybe I want to change the rules.

269
00:12:14,924 --> 00:12:16,456
Then we need to have a business meeting

270
00:12:16,481 --> 00:12:17,647
and take a group conscience.

271
00:12:17,716 --> 00:12:18,882
Ugh.

272
00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:20,761
And if you want to do that,
you have to make a motion.

273
00:12:20,786 --> 00:12:22,286
You know what? I'll give you a motion.

274
00:12:31,829 --> 00:12:34,163
Okay, who else would like to share?

275
00:12:37,741 --> 00:12:40,396
I'm worried about Tammy.
Do you think she's okay?

276
00:12:40,421 --> 00:12:43,589
I drove by her and
offered to give her a ride.

277
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,538
She just flipped me off
and licked my window.

278
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,539
What am I missing?

279
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,165
I thought getting off parole
was supposed to be a good thing.

280
00:12:55,332 --> 00:12:58,466
Oh, actually, it can
be a very scary time.

281
00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:00,682
I remember when I
finally cleared parole.

282
00:13:00,707 --> 00:13:02,151
All right, this is gonna be a long one,

283
00:13:02,176 --> 00:13:03,609
I can't take it.

284
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:19,058
All the freedom and the, uh,

285
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,350
lack of structure that I'd, uh,

286
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,810
been longing for made my head spin.

287
00:13:24,835 --> 00:13:26,135
It took a while before I really

288
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,393
felt comfortable.

289
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:29,435
We just have to be patient with Tammy,

290
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,327
and support her in whatever way we can.

291
00:13:32,373 --> 00:13:34,030
Wow.

292
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:37,413
You're better than Sleepytime Tea.

293
00:13:38,479 --> 00:13:41,080
Charge your phone. I'm
calling you tonight.

294
00:13:53,954 --> 00:13:56,321
I found someone who likes the jacket.

295
00:13:57,909 --> 00:13:59,155
Okay.

296
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,545
Let's talk about this.

297
00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:04,570
What's to talk about? I
got you a jacket you wanted

298
00:14:04,605 --> 00:14:06,472
and you hate it. I'm
good, you're bad, the end.

299
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,624
I'm sorry, babe.

300
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,264
It worked for the guy on TV,

301
00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:14,257
but when I looked at
myself in the mirror...

302
00:14:14,282 --> 00:14:16,678
I felt ridiculous.

303
00:14:17,605 --> 00:14:20,177
I'm not a kid riding a motorcycle.

304
00:14:20,202 --> 00:14:22,031
I'm 62.

305
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:25,497
And a man my age should
not be in that many zippers.

306
00:14:28,616 --> 00:14:30,763
Oh, our first married birthday,

307
00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,722
and I flubbed my chance.

308
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,454
No. You went to a ton of trouble

309
00:14:34,479 --> 00:14:36,030
to get me something that I wanted.

310
00:14:36,055 --> 00:14:37,389
That means a lot to me.

311
00:14:37,414 --> 00:14:39,347
- Really?
- Yeah.

312
00:14:39,372 --> 00:14:41,272
- You're the best.
- Aw.

313
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:44,777
You know,

314
00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:47,036
this is gonna sound so stupid,

315
00:14:47,192 --> 00:14:50,459
but it's almost like the
actual gift didn't matter

316
00:14:50,484 --> 00:14:53,185
as much as the effort I put into it.

317
00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:54,764
Yeah.

318
00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:56,889
Y-You mean it's the
thought that counts.

319
00:14:57,889 --> 00:14:59,989
I like the way I said it better.

320
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,696
Oh, break it up, we got to go.

321
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,387
It's 3:00 a.m., where are we going?

322
00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:08,245
Marjorie called, she's freaking out,

323
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,536
Tammy never came home.

324
00:15:09,561 --> 00:15:11,546
To the AA mobile.

325
00:15:12,616 --> 00:15:13,949
What's going on with Tammy?

326
00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:16,041
- She's been weird at the bar.
- What'd she do?

327
00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:19,186
She said a word that
I'm not comfortable with.

328
00:15:20,025 --> 00:15:21,091
Twice.

329
00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:24,108
Vagina. He hates that word.

330
00:15:25,352 --> 00:15:26,685
I don't blame him.

331
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,943
I really think we could
have done better there.

332
00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:34,030
Do you think Tammy's drinking?

333
00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:35,897
I don't know.

334
00:15:35,922 --> 00:15:38,156
My drinky sense isn't tingling.

335
00:15:38,181 --> 00:15:39,580
Mine is.

336
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,756
But it could be allergies.

337
00:15:42,469 --> 00:15:45,003
Ugh. God, I don't miss this.

338
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,085
Me either.

339
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,583
Driving around looking for you.

340
00:15:47,608 --> 00:15:50,242
Riding my bike looking for you.

341
00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:54,780
It's been a long time
since I stayed up all night

342
00:15:54,805 --> 00:15:56,913
wondering when you're gonna come home.

343
00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:58,881
Every night you're home.

344
00:16:00,475 --> 00:16:02,709
Every night.

345
00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:07,002
Mom, I'm trying.

346
00:16:07,027 --> 00:16:09,361
Everyone's either married, gay,

347
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,073
or transitioning into someone

348
00:16:11,098 --> 00:16:13,332
who is not interested in me.

349
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,683
I just hope she's not
doing something stupid.

350
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:21,721
I think I love you.

351
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:23,770
I didn't come here to talk.

352
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,061
I'm coming, I'm coming.

353
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:33,619
Hey.

354
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:34,855
You were right. I slept with Mike.

355
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,913
It got a little messy. Is Bonnie here?

356
00:16:39,827 --> 00:16:42,364
Oh, my God, I am so tired.

357
00:16:42,865 --> 00:16:45,398
From now on, if anybody has a crisis,

358
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:48,191
please do it during
normal business hours.

359
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:51,403
Oh, I'm loving it. I was up anyways.

360
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,962
I'd rather be around you
guys than my thoughts.

361
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,152
It's her.

362
00:16:57,177 --> 00:16:58,510
Where are you?

363
00:16:58,535 --> 00:17:00,661
- Your place. Where are you?
- Your place.

364
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,559
Everyone's here. We're
all worried about you.

365
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,622
- You should be.
- Did you drink?

366
00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:07,075
No. It's not that. I just
really need your help.

367
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,330
Did she drink? Yes or no?

368
00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:10,856
- No.
- You won't help me?

369
00:17:10,881 --> 00:17:12,480
Of course I'll help you.

370
00:17:12,505 --> 00:17:14,438
We all want to help
her. Put her on speaker.

371
00:17:14,463 --> 00:17:17,661
I'm putting you on speaker,
so don't discuss Secret Santa.

372
00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:20,265
Tammy, what's going on?

373
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,223
I don't know. The last couple days,

374
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,281
my brain has been going
a hundred miles an hour,

375
00:17:24,306 --> 00:17:26,540
and I just... I can't slow it down.

376
00:17:26,565 --> 00:17:28,117
Well, we're all here for you.

377
00:17:28,142 --> 00:17:29,808
- Who's that?
- That was Wendy.

378
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,667
- Who's that?
- That was Jill.

379
00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:35,124
Okay, look, can everybody
just say their names

380
00:17:35,149 --> 00:17:36,648
before they speak?

381
00:17:37,278 --> 00:17:39,962
Bonnie, alcoholic. Oh...
Sorry, muscle memory.

382
00:17:39,987 --> 00:17:41,520
Go on.

383
00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:43,445
Okay, uh, look. It's just so terrifying.

384
00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:45,303
You know, I mean, I've
spent most of my life

385
00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:46,661
in one system or another,

386
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,653
and they always shoved
rules down my throat.

387
00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:50,298
I hated it.

388
00:17:50,323 --> 00:17:52,111
But I also know that without rules,

389
00:17:52,136 --> 00:17:54,603
I can make the biggest
mistakes of my life.

390
00:17:54,628 --> 00:17:56,862
And I know I've been
acting a little crazy.

391
00:17:56,887 --> 00:18:00,075
Christy here. Yes, you have.

392
00:18:00,489 --> 00:18:01,755
This is Jill.

393
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,513
We just want what's best for you.

394
00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:06,239
Wendy. Mm-hmm.

395
00:18:08,286 --> 00:18:11,237
You need to trust yourself
more. You've put in the work.

396
00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,062
You know, you're not
the same person you were

397
00:18:13,087 --> 00:18:15,320
when you robbed that
steakhouse. You can handle this.

398
00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:16,825
Can I?

399
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:20,349
Bonnie got out of her own
head by being there for you.

400
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:22,972
Maybe you need to do
that for somebody else.

401
00:18:22,997 --> 00:18:26,341
You can probably tell that
was Marjorie, but I agree.

402
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:29,267
Okay, I don't hate that. Keep talking.

403
00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,903
Can I go back to bed now?

404
00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:34,623
You know what? I could
really use a cup of coffee.

405
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,893
I see some familiar faces.

406
00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:47,641
Barb, I think you got out ahead of me?

407
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,208
Sorry you're back.

408
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:52,244
For those of you who don't know me, um,

409
00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:54,536
I spent seven years inside.

410
00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:55,882
Yeah, you might find my initials

411
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,606
carved in the wall by the good phone.

412
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,163
But I got out, and
recently I got off parole.

413
00:19:02,323 --> 00:19:04,113
And believe me, I never thought

414
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:06,215
that I would want to come back here.

415
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,508
But I found AA here.

416
00:19:09,664 --> 00:19:11,297
I'll never forget my first meeting.

417
00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:13,188
I just came to break my day up.

418
00:19:13,213 --> 00:19:15,079
Maybe score a cookie.

419
00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:17,958
I had no intention of getting sober.

420
00:19:18,629 --> 00:19:21,251
I would sit in that chair...
That chair right there...

421
00:19:21,276 --> 00:19:22,808
And I would stare at that fan...

422
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,935
Oh, the fan's gone.

423
00:19:25,313 --> 00:19:27,313
No wonder it's a little warm.

424
00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:29,805
Anyway, I would sit there and think,

425
00:19:29,874 --> 00:19:32,333
"Why is my life such a mess?"

426
00:19:32,794 --> 00:19:35,127
But I kept coming back to this meeting,

427
00:19:35,152 --> 00:19:37,652
and I am so glad I did,

428
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,793
because... it started to sink in.

429
00:19:40,818 --> 00:19:43,952
And even before I left,
things just got better.

430
00:19:44,064 --> 00:19:45,397
I mean, the showers

431
00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:48,123
were still an adventure, but...

432
00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:50,169
suddenly I had hope.

433
00:19:51,154 --> 00:19:52,699
And then, when I got out,

434
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,174
the program really saved my ass.

435
00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:57,633
And now I have these great
women in my life, you know?

436
00:19:57,658 --> 00:19:58,991
Who, who...

437
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,247
who have my back,

438
00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:02,992
talk me off a ledge, you know?

439
00:20:03,017 --> 00:20:05,551
And keep me from landing
back here, like Barb.

440
00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:07,042
Sorry, Barb.

441
00:20:07,912 --> 00:20:09,378
Anyway...

442
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,725
I just want to say that it...

443
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,528
it works, if you work it.

444
00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:19,099
And you're worth it.

445
00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:24,124
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