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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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We've never really discussed

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the status of our relationship.

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Men don't break up with me.

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I do the breaking up.

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So, uh,

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how's Connie?

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Hit him!

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Hit him again.

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Mom's good.

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I'm glad she's doing
well. Tell her I say hi.

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Or wait, greetings.

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Greetings from John.

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Hey, can I talk to you?

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You tell my granddaughter
she can't play baseball?

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I was just looking out
for her, that's all.

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Well, you and me are
gonna have problems.

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Meemaw got a date with the coach.

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- What?
- It was a productive afternoon.

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Before that disembodied voice

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on AOL started saying,
"You've got mail,"

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we relied on my mom.

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Shelly, you've got mail!

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Some mail brought great joy.

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Greetings, Mr. Spock.

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Some mail brought pain.

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George, you got jury duty!

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Tell 'em I died!

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And one time...

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Missy, you got something.

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...mail caused a war between neighbors

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rivaling that of the Klingon Empire

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and the Federation, which...
trust me... was a doozy.

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What'd you get?

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An invitation to Billy's birthday party.

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That's nice.

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I wonder where Sheldon's is.

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Hey, Brenda. It's Mary.

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- Oh, hey.
- So,

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we got Missy's invitation
to Billy's party.

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Great. Hope she can make it.

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But Sheldon's didn't
arrive for some reason.

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Maybe it got lost in the mail?

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It didn't get lost.

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What are you saying?

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I think you know what I'm saying.

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So Sheldon isn't invited?

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See? You knew. Bye.

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All right, Moon Pie.
I'll see you after class.

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Aren't you going to walk me in?

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I think you can manage it.

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Is it because you're
trying to avoid Dr. Sturgis?

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- No.
- Is it because you're getting old,

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and you're trying to limit
the number of steps you take?

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Get in there.

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Connie.

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Oh, hello, John.

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It's nice to see you.

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- It's nice to see you, too.
- I assumed

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you stopped bringing Sheldon to class

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'cause you were worried it
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- after our breakup.
- I asked her the same question,

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but she assured me that wasn't the case.

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What a relief!

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So, I suppose I'll see you after class?

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I suppose you will.

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Now, didn't she used to
walk you to your seat?

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She did, but she was younger then.

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That makes sense.

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Sheldon and Billy are friends.

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My son should be at his party.

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Look,

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I'm not trying to be mean here.

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Billy has a tough enough
time with other kids

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without them seeing him pal
around with the local weirdo.

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I thought you weren't trying to be mean.

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That was the nicest way I could say it.

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Well, I'm not trying
to be mean here either,

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but you are behaving very unneighborly.

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That was mean?

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- You're darn tootin'.
- Tootin'?

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- Tootin'!
- Okay.

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So if Einstein's analysis
of time is correct,

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the future's already happened,

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but we'll discuss that
in more detail next week.

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- Or perhaps we already have.
- Exactly.

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Good one. Let's hit the road.

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It was nice seeing you, Connie.

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Uh, we should get coffee
sometime and catch up.

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Maybe, sure, yeah. We'll see.

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What about, uh, tomorrow morning?

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Oh, that's not great for me.

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Well, what about Sunday?

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Mm, I can't do that
either. Maybe another time.

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Oh, I see.

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You should probably settle

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on a specific date
because when I want to go

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to RadioShack and my dad
says, "Maybe another time,"

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we never end up going.

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Thank you so much, Sheldon.
I think we got this.

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Yes. Well, uh, Sheldon,
uh, s-see you next week.

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Bye. Can you explain why you
didn't settle on a specific date

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for coffee with Dr. Sturgis?

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- Maybe another time.
- Okay.

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And then she said she
didn't want the other kids

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to see Billy hanging out with Sheldon.

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That boy's only other
friend is a chicken

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and she's worried about Sheldon?

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What do we do? Tell Missy she can't go?

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If we're only gonna let Missy go places

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where they want to have Sheldon,

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then she ain't gonna get out much.

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Well, I don't think it's right that...

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Sup.

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Excuse me. Can't you see that
your father and I are talking?

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Yeah, but you can talk anywhere,

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and this is the only room
in the house with a TV.

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Get out of here.

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Suit yourself.

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But I'd like to point out,

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if you'd let me buy a TV for my bedroom,

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we wouldn't be in this
situation, now would we?

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Go.

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I just hate

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that our little boy gets left out.

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Me, too, but he should
probably get used to it.

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That's a terrible thing to say.

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Oh, come on, Mary, the boy's
not exactly a social butterfly.

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In fact, he's scared of butterflies.

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Besides, it's their house.

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If they don't want him,

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there's nothing you can do about it.

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Pastor Jeff, are you
still looking for a topic

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for this week's sermon?

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You mean the one I'm
doing in 20 minutes?

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- Sorry, silly question.
- No.

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What do you got? I was
gonna do Noah's ark,

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but Sheldon's gonna eat me alive,

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like those two lions would've
done to those two giraffes.

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Well, I've been thinking
about the importance

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of being neighborly.

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? Heart of my ?

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? Own heart... ?

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? Old MacDonald ?

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? Had a farm... ?

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? Still be my ?

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? Vision ?

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? O Ruler of all... ?

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? E-I-E-I-O. ?

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Please be seated.

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A Pharisee once asked Jesus what

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the greatest commandment was,
and do you know what he said?

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Sheldon, it's a rhetorical question.

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- Aw.
- He said it was

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to love God and love
your neighbor as yourself.

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And that's what I want
to talk about today,

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being a good neighbor. How
do we love our neighbors?

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We check in on them,

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we welcome them into our homes.

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If we're having a party, we invite them.

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- Even if they're not the most popular.
- Are you kidding me?

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Shh.

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Some of the Romans thought
he was a little weird,

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but if you invite him into your heart,

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you get to go to the
biggest party of all,

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the one in the sky.

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Ooh, a party in the sky.

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- Fun.
- He means heaven.

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Or a blimp.

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He means heaven.

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I can't believe you told
on me to Pastor Jeff.

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I have no idea what
you're talking about.

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Hi, neighbor.

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- Hi.
- No matter how funny they look.

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It just don't make no sense.

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If I'm gonna pay for
it with my own money,

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why can't I get a TV for my bedroom?

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You have so much money, why
don't you save it for college?

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If you're not gonna take this seriously,

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I don't even know why
I'm talking to you.

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Your mother won't let
me have a TV in my room,

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so you're not getting one in yours.

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Why do you care what Mom says?

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You're the man of the
house, what you say goes.

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If you're not gonna take this seriously,

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I don't know why I'm talking to you.

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Hello?

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Hello, George. Uh, John Sturgis here.

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- Oh, hey, how you doing?
- Well, honestly,

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it's been a bit of a confusing week,

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and I was hoping we could
schedule some male bonding time.

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- Oh?
- Perhaps go to a bar

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or, uh, take a brisk walk together.

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I'm not really a walker.

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- Well, that's true.
- Well, bar it is.

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How's, uh, 2:00?

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Uh, today's not great for
me. Uh, maybe some other time.

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Oh, I understand.

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Uh, I won't bother you again.

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Well, it's not like that, y-you know,

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I'm just kind of busy right now.

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Of course, you made
that perfectly clear.

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Goodbye.

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- You just dump somebody?
- No.

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Dr. Sturgis wanted to hang out,

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and I'm busy.

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Yeah, busy breaking hearts.

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You win. Hope you're happy.

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This was never about winners and losers.

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Two kids means two gifts.

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And no Play-Doh, he'll just eat it.

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Hey, Shelly, I got something for you.

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What is it?

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An invitation to Billy Sparks's

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birthday on Saturday. Isn't that nice?

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Sheldon's gonna go?

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A child's birthday party? No, thank you.

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- Great.
- You're going to Billy's party.

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- But I don't want to.
- And I don't want him to.

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Too bad, he's going.

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Then I don't want to go.

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Everyone's going and
everyone's gonna have fun.

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This is so unfair.

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It is. You should run away from home.

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So they don't want Sheldon at the party,

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and Sheldon doesn't
want to be at the party,

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but you're making him go to the party.

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I'm sure he'll have a good
time when he gets there.

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And this isn't just
because you made a big fuss,

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and you're gonna be
embarrassed if he doesn't go?

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No.

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For a good Christian lady,
you sure do lie a lot.

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I just think it's important

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that every once in a while
Sheldon does normal kid things.

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You realize he's not a normal kid?

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Of course I do.

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Then what are you doing?

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I'm trying to make sure
he knows how to be social

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so he doesn't become some lonely
adult no one wants to be around.

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Damn it.

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Oh.

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Hello.

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Hey, John.

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Oh, George.

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Uh, you just caught me on my way out...

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to a party... with people.

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A people party.

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Sure. Hey, listen, I just
wanted to let you know

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that my schedule opened up, and
if you still want to hang out,

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you could come over on
Saturday and watch a game.

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I don't know if Saturday
works for me. Uh...

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Okay, well, you just let me know.

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Wait!

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Saturday's fine. I'll be there.

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Okay.

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Have a good night.

258
00:10:57,310 --> 00:10:58,986
Goodbye!

259
00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:02,725
Sheldon's going to that party.

260
00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:04,683
I'm a good liar.

261
00:11:06,653 --> 00:11:08,689
What'd I get him?

262
00:11:08,692 --> 00:11:09,854
Connect Four.

263
00:11:09,856 --> 00:11:12,134
- That was thoughtful of me.
- Shelly?

264
00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:13,792
Come on! It's time to go.

265
00:11:13,794 --> 00:11:15,460
Do I have to wait for Sheldon?

266
00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:16,673
Can't I just go now?

267
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,744
No, we're going together as a family.

268
00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:21,466
Greetings, Mother.

269
00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:23,769
I'm ready to beam down to the party.

270
00:11:25,806 --> 00:11:27,072
You go on ahead.

271
00:11:27,074 --> 00:11:29,974
Oh, thank you, Jesus.

272
00:11:29,976 --> 00:11:32,110
What do you think you are wearing?

273
00:11:32,112 --> 00:11:33,400
A Mr. Spock outfit.

274
00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:35,245
I know it's a Mr. Spock outfit.

275
00:11:35,248 --> 00:11:36,381
Then why did you ask?

276
00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:37,462
You can't wear that.

277
00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:39,017
No one else is gonna be dressed up.

278
00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:40,392
That's fine. I plan on pretending

279
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,053
I'm a neutral observer
of an alien culture.

280
00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:45,748
Or you can go and play
with the other kids

281
00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:47,673
and wear pants from this planet.

282
00:11:47,676 --> 00:11:50,577
I thought you said I
was supposed to have fun.

283
00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:52,884
Go and change. You are not wearing that.

284
00:11:52,887 --> 00:11:54,493
- Then I'm not going.
- You're going.

285
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,149
- Then I'm wearing this.
- No, you're not.

286
00:11:56,152 --> 00:11:57,751
Yes, I am.

287
00:11:57,754 --> 00:12:00,538
Well, if you're gonna wear
that, you need to participate.

288
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:01,706
Participate how?

289
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,775
Party games, cake...

290
00:12:03,777 --> 00:12:06,077
and singing "Happy Birthday."

291
00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:08,713
No games, one slice of cake,

292
00:12:08,715 --> 00:12:11,250
and I will mouth the words
while the others sing.

293
00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:14,152
One game,

294
00:12:14,154 --> 00:12:18,323
and you need to interact
with the other children.

295
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,559
Fascinating.

296
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,963
It seems to be a carbon-based life-form.

297
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,637
I'm interacting.

298
00:12:37,989 --> 00:12:39,755
Hello!

299
00:12:39,757 --> 00:12:41,385
- Sheldon's not home.
- Oh.

300
00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:44,894
I-I'm here to watch a sporting
event with your father.

301
00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,702
- Really?
- Yes.

302
00:12:46,705 --> 00:12:51,234
He only called it "the game,"
so I don't know which one it is.

303
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:54,054
Well, this is just great. Come on in.

304
00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:55,480
Thank you.

305
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:59,218
Hey, Dad, Dr. Sturgis is here
to watch football with you.

306
00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:02,979
Oh, football. Good, that
was the one I read up on.

307
00:13:02,981 --> 00:13:04,424
Hey, John, nice to see ya.

308
00:13:04,427 --> 00:13:07,949
You, too. Uh, brought
some snacks for the game.

309
00:13:07,952 --> 00:13:09,318
How nice.

310
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,953
Hope you like grapes.

311
00:13:10,955 --> 00:13:14,390
Oh, there's nothing my dad loves
more than football and grapes.

312
00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:17,628
Why don't you head on
in to the den, John?

313
00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:21,430
You, get lost.

314
00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:24,601
So you two can feed each
other grapes? Got it.

315
00:13:31,442 --> 00:13:34,410
Hmm. Gallus gallus domesticus,

316
00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:37,280
otherwise known as "Earth chicken."

317
00:13:37,282 --> 00:13:41,051
Live long and prosper...
you filthy bird.

318
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,519
I thought you didn't like chickens.

319
00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:46,155
Sheldon doesn't like chickens.

320
00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:48,224
Mr. Spock finds them fascinating.

321
00:13:48,226 --> 00:13:51,127
- Who's Mr. Spock?
- I'm Mr. Spock.

322
00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:52,924
I'm Billy.

323
00:13:52,927 --> 00:13:54,072
What you doing?

324
00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:56,164
Using my tricorder to collect data.

325
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,800
What's a tricorder?

326
00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,569
It's a multifunctional handheld device

327
00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,404
used for scanning and analysis.

328
00:14:01,406 --> 00:14:04,607
Cool. And what's
everything you just said?

329
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:07,743
Fascinating.

330
00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:14,460
George, would you prefer me to wait

331
00:14:14,463 --> 00:14:15,685
for a commercial break

332
00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:19,221
before I bring up my emotional state?

333
00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:22,189
Oh, still want to talk about that, huh?

334
00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:23,390
Well, I...

335
00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:25,661
do think it would be helpful for me.

336
00:14:25,663 --> 00:14:29,765
Uh, we got seven minutes till kickoff.

337
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:32,134
- Have at it.
- Where to begin?

338
00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:35,671
I saw Connie for the first
time since I broke up with her,

339
00:14:35,673 --> 00:14:38,541
and it was harder than I expected.

340
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,576
Well, breakups can be rough.

341
00:14:40,578 --> 00:14:42,845
I thought I was doing
the right thing by her,

342
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:45,615
but now it seems that I've lost her,

343
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:49,485
not only as a romantic
partner, but even as a friend.

344
00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:52,121
- Women, huh?
- I've been feeling

345
00:14:52,123 --> 00:14:55,491
the loss very profoundly
and it's making me wonder

346
00:14:55,493 --> 00:14:57,727
if she also is feeling lonely

347
00:14:57,729 --> 00:15:01,198
and I made a bad
decision for both of us.

348
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,968
I hate to be the one
to tell you this, John,

349
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:08,437
but, uh...

350
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:10,674
she's kind of been seeing someone new

351
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,377
and, uh...

352
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,943
she seems to be doing okay.

353
00:15:14,946 --> 00:15:16,916
I see.

354
00:15:20,351 --> 00:15:21,929
Is she happy?

355
00:15:21,932 --> 00:15:24,754
Hard to tell. Her face
is all scrunched up

356
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:27,156
and pinched most of the time.

357
00:15:27,158 --> 00:15:30,916
Well, I hope this man she's
seeing treats her well.

358
00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:33,729
He seems okay.

359
00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:37,666
I also hope he gets lost
at sea and never returns.

360
00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:41,135
I'm having a lot of feelings.

361
00:15:41,138 --> 00:15:44,406
Well, when that happens
to me, I have another beer.

362
00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:46,909
I haven't finished this one yet.

363
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:48,445
More for me.

364
00:15:50,014 --> 00:15:53,082
Ensign Sparks, there
appears to be a white object

365
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,685
- under this chicken.
- It's called an egg.

366
00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:58,921
Interesting. What is its
function on this planet?

367
00:15:58,923 --> 00:16:02,658
People eat them and throw
them at me on Halloween.

368
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,227
What are you doing out here?

369
00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:06,562
Playing with Sheldon.

370
00:16:06,564 --> 00:16:08,230
You're missing your party.

371
00:16:08,232 --> 00:16:09,632
But I'm having fun.

372
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,967
Do not be alarmed, our
mission is one of peace.

373
00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:15,505
I'm gonna go have a little
chat with your mother.

374
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:19,008
Seems unlikely; my mother's on Vulcan.

375
00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:21,344
My mom is on Valium.

376
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:37,526
Oh, they scored another touchdown.

377
00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:39,829
That's just a replay, John.

378
00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:45,580
- Hey.
- Connie.

379
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:49,080
I saw your bike outside,
so I-I thought I'd just,

380
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,717
uh, say hi.

381
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,553
Well, that's so nice of you.

382
00:16:53,556 --> 00:16:55,494
I don't mean to interrupt or anything.

383
00:16:55,497 --> 00:17:00,565
I just wanted to... check in.

384
00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:03,285
Would it be awkward if
I asked her to join us?

385
00:17:03,287 --> 00:17:05,821
Oh, couldn't be any more awkward.

386
00:17:05,823 --> 00:17:08,557
Would you like to, uh,
watch the game with us?

387
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:10,192
It's-it's football.

388
00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,728
Well, sure.

389
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:13,994
I guess a...

390
00:17:13,997 --> 00:17:15,798
little visit wouldn't hurt.

391
00:17:17,164 --> 00:17:19,331
Excellent.

392
00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:22,638
Let me guess, you brought the grapes.

393
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,808
I did.

394
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,218
Hey, how many of those have you had?

395
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:33,817
So many!

396
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:37,953
Hope you're happy.

397
00:17:37,955 --> 00:17:40,823
Billy's missing his own party
'cause he's playing spaceman

398
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:42,959
in the chicken coop with your son.

399
00:17:45,296 --> 00:17:48,430
You were right. I shouldn't
have made you invite him.

400
00:17:48,432 --> 00:17:49,699
I'm sorry.

401
00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:54,436
Okay.

402
00:17:54,438 --> 00:17:56,752
Well, good.

403
00:17:56,755 --> 00:18:00,390
It's just hard to see him be left out.

404
00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:03,947
And I worry it's not gonna
get better when he grows older.

405
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:09,486
Can't say that Billy is
exactly Mr. Popular either.

406
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:13,259
I'm sure this kind of stuff bothers me

407
00:18:13,262 --> 00:18:15,197
way more than it bothers Sheldon.

408
00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:20,762
Doesn't make it any easier, does it?

409
00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:22,798
No.

410
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,067
I'm gonna take Shelly back home

411
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:28,671
- so that Billy can get back to his party.
- Eh.

412
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:31,407
You know, they're having fun out there.

413
00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:35,921
Gallus gallus domesticus
pooped on my uniform!

414
00:18:35,924 --> 00:18:37,881
The mission is compromised!

415
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:41,418
- Maybe take him home.
- Yeah.

416
00:18:44,438 --> 00:18:47,372
I've got something here for
both of you. It's from Billy.

417
00:18:47,374 --> 00:18:49,341
I hope it's not another invitation.

418
00:18:49,343 --> 00:18:51,299
It's probably a thank you note.

419
00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:53,588
So now I have to write
a you're welcome note?

420
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,127
You people are killing me.

421
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,541
"Dear Sheldon and Missy,

422
00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:58,311
thank you for coming to my party.

423
00:18:58,314 --> 00:18:59,940
I liked playing with Mr. Spock

424
00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:02,620
and watching Missy throw
up Kool-Aid in the bushes."

425
00:19:02,623 --> 00:19:04,322
Still tasted like cherry.

426
00:19:04,324 --> 00:19:07,959
"My mother also threw up,
but that was because of wine.

427
00:19:07,961 --> 00:19:10,762
- My dad says she drinks because..."
- Okay, that's nice.

428
00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:13,131
- But there's more.
- No, there's not.

429
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,312
Guess we'll never know why she drinks.

430
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:20,882
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