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credits

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Dad...

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Dad, I love you.

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I love you so much, Dad.

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What is it, Scott?

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90, Mom.

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Okay. Great.

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Dad.

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I love you.

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What?

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I love you so much, Dad.

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Please,
can we get Disney+?

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God damn it.
Not this shit again!

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No. We don't need Disney fuckin'+, Scott!

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We've got cable,
and that's enough.

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All this talk about Disney+ and CBS Max...

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...and shit on a fuckin' extreme prime.

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Where's it gonna end?!

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Straight to fuckin' hell,
that's where.

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I'm going to work.

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Shit!

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Asshole.

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Mkay, kids.
If we can all be quiet, please.

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Today is a very special day...

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...because we have a new student
who has just moved to town...

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...and will be starting
her scholastic adventures...

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...here in South Park.

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I know you are all going to be very kind...

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...and make her feel at home.

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Pfffft. Yeah.

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Please say hi to Sophie Gray.

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Hey, guys.

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Um... well,
I moved here from Arizona.

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I really like soccer,

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and I love "Mandalorian".

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And, um...

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I guess one thing about about me...

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...that might be kind of different is that...

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I have diabetes.

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Say what?!

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I have a thing called diabetes.

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It's a condition that

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affects the way my
body processes sugar.

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I have to check my blood sugar
once in a while,

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and sometimes I have...

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...part of who I am.

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Oh! And I also have a pony.

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Holy shit, you guys!
What am I gonna do?!

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About what?
About Sophie Gray!

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She's my boo!
I love her!

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What am I supposed to say to her?

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Scott, you can't be with Sophie Gray.

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She has diabetes.

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I know!
That's why she's perfect!

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No, Scott,
If you and Sophie have a baby,

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it'll have super diabetes.

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I'm not sure,
but I'm pretty sure...

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...that causes a crater on the Earth.

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That girl is pretty fly.

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As soon as she said
she watches "Mandalorian",

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it gave me a little boner.

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If you wanna be with the new girl,

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you're gonna have some stiff competition.

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Get it? S-Stiff...

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...c-c-c-c...

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...competition.

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But she has diabetes!

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You guys always rip on me
for having diabetes!

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You guys always rip on
me for having diabetes.

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I'm Scott Malkinson.

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Oh, no!
Not this time!

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You assholes aren't ruining
Scott Malkinson's life again!

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I'm taking control,
you understand?

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I'm taking control,
you understand.

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I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.

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Hey, Clark.
Clark, you there?

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This is Clark. Go ahead.

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Yeah, hey. I think we actually have a job.

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The Stotches need their
cable box looked at.

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Alright. I'm on it!

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Now, listen, Clark.

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Part of why we're losing customers...

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...is because people say our service is slow.

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Don't worry.
I'll be there as fast as I can!

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Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?

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Number 3 Value Meal.
No pickle.

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Oh. Well, finally.

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The cable company gave us a window...

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...of noon to 5:00 for you to show up.

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It's 5:15.

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Only 15 minutes late.

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This is why we should quit cable...

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...and just go to streaming services.

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Oh! You want quantity over quality?!

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Streaming services
are destroying our town!

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People don't watch and bond
over the same shows anymore.

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Everyone watches something different.

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'Cause you got assholes in Hollywood...

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...making little niche
programs for everybody.

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That's what you want?!

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Yeah, I think I do.

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Uh, hi.
You're the new girl, right?

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Just wanted to say,
you know...

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...welcome to the school.

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Oh, thanks!
That's really nice of you.

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I was wondering if,
maybe sometime,

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well, I could show you around,
if you need it.

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Wow! That'd be great.

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A couple of the other guys offered, too.

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Yeah.
A lot of the guys here are posers, though.

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- You gotta be careful.
- That's funny.

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Another one of the guys said that.

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He was the tall kid
that kind of dresses like you?

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Oh, yeah.
He's a total poser.

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God damn it.

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Fuckin' assholes.

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Yeah, and so my dad actually
still lives in Scottsdale.

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Scottsdale.
I love it there.

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Hey, Sophie.
How's it going?

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Aah!
Watch it, dork.

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I have something really
important to tell you, Sophie.

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It can't wait.

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Oh, okay.
I'll see you around, huh?

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Yeah.
Sure thing.

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So, um...

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You have diabetes,
right?

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Yeah.

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I...

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...have diabetes.

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So...

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...what do you wanna do now?

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So...

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What's your favorite food
that you can't eat?

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Mine's waffles.

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Um... I haven't really thought about it.

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Do you watch
"Mandalorian" on Disney+?

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Oh, uh, yeah.
Of course.

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- I love "Mandalorian"!
- Right?

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It's the best Star Wars thing since "Empire".

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Makes all the new movies look like dog shit.

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Yeah.
Like stupid dog shit.

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Hey!
You're the new girl, right?

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She's busy!!

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Hey, are you gonna
watch the new episode on Friday?

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We could watch it together if you want.

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Oh, my God.
I would love that.

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Okay. I'll come over right
when it starts streaming!

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Well...

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The thing is...
I mean...

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Timmy!

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She's busy,

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and she's watching "Mandalorian"
at my house!

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Timmy...

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Look at that.
Look!

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240 channels...

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...of anything we want to watch.

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No accounts.
No fuckin' passwords.

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Just pure, simple,
basic cable.

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Ma! Dad!
Guess what!

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Not now, Scott.

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Your mom and I are enjoying
watching whatever we want...

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...and not signing up for anything.

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But, Dad, there's this new girl at school,

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and she has diabetes!

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Oh!
That's wonderful, Scott!

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Yeah,
and guess what?

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She wants to come over to our house!

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So, we have to get Disney+!

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Aw!
Not this shit again!

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The answer is no!

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Dad, please!
This is my life!

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Streaming services are destroying...

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...our culture, Scott!

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People got a thousand shows
at their fingertips 24/7,

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so now Hollywood has
to make shows within their shows...

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...to make more shows!

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But, Dad,
what's wrong with people...

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...watching what they wanna watch
when they wanna watch it?

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What's wrong with people...

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...watching what they want
when they wanna watch it?

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I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.

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Unbelievable!

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Yeah, it's me.

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It's time we took all these
streaming services down.

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Tell all the guys we're meeting ASAP,

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in a window between 10:00 am
and 2:00 pm on Thursday.

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_

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God damn it!
Where are they?

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We're gonna run out of time!

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Where the hell have you guys been?

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You gave us a window
of 10:00 am to 2:00 pm.

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It's 1:50.

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Between 10:00 and 2:00...

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...doesn't mean you wait
until one-fuckin'-fifty!

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Wow.

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What's wrong with you?

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What's wrong is that
we're losing our asses...

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...to these streaming sons a bitches!

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I don't know about you guys,

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but I haven't worked a full day in weeks.

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That's right.

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These streaming services...

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...all still need the Internet to stream, right?

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And who laid all that cable...

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...those companies are streaming on?

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We did.
We did.

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That's right,
we fuckin' did!

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We're cable repairmen.

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We control what goes
into people's houses... us!

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It's time that we worked together...

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...and show people just how much
they still need us!

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Yeah! Let's uncouple
the stranded conductor!

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Let's tear the insulation off
the retractile cables!

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Bill and Dave, you get supplies
from the electronics store.

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Kurt, help Michael with
the hardware we're gonna need!

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Let's meet at the breaker
between 4:00 and 7:00 pm!

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Yeah!
Yeah!

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You're watching "Canada Ploos",

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Your source for all Canadian entertainment!

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Oh, that's pretty cool.

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00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:10,937
Which Canadian program
would you like to watch?

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"Terrance and Phillip". "The Queef Sisters".

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"Terrance and Phillip". "The Queef Sisters".

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"Terrance and..." "The Queef Si..."

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Katherine,
I have some bad news.

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What is it, Katie?

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God damn it.

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- You gotta help me!
- With what?

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With my baby girl!
She's everything to me, bro!

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But to impress her,
I have to get Disney+.

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How can I get it without
my parents credit card?

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You don't wanna go messing with that.

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You once had a girlfriend, Eric.

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You and Heidi were together a long time.

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You know how important this is!

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You want my advice?

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You're better off, Scott.

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Let some other fool have his life ruined.

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What are you talking about, Er...

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Do you know what love is, Scott? !

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I'll tell you one thing...
it's not the happy ending...

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...that Disney movies promised us.

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There's just frustration and anger and pain.

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Relationships are diabetes times 10.

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I can handle diabetes.

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I can handle a relationship.

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Fine.

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I'll tell you how to get Disney+.

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But when you feel like
killing yourself in two years,

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don't do it in front of me.

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Alright.

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Let's do this.

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Dave? Dave, you got everything
from the electronics store?

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Not yet.
Still working on it.

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Well, what the fuck are you doing?

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You gave me a window of noon
to 3:00 to get it all.

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It's only 2:45!

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God fuckin' damn it.

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Can we please get the show
on the road here, guys?!

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Kurt,
you got the cable splitters?

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00:13:07,692 --> 00:13:08,388
Huh?
God damn it!

263
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,801
Get the fuckin' cable splitters!

264
00:13:18,778 --> 00:13:20,168
Streaming accounts.

265
00:13:26,246 --> 00:13:28,239
Streaming accounts and passwords.

266
00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:29,974
Streaming accounts.

267
00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:31,313
Passwords.

268
00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:32,708
Uh, hey.

269
00:13:32,786 --> 00:13:33,624
Hey.

270
00:13:33,745 --> 00:13:35,153
What's goin' on?

271
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:36,856
Uh, Eric Cartman told me

272
00:13:36,881 --> 00:13:38,746
you have access to streaming accounts?

273
00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:41,500
Maybe I do.
And maybe I don't.

274
00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:42,860
Are you a cop?

275
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:45,518
No, I'm Scott Malkinson.
I go to your school.

276
00:13:45,887 --> 00:13:47,395
Never heard of you.

277
00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:49,402
Haven't you ever heard the other kids say,

278
00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:51,363
"I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes"?

279
00:13:51,388 --> 00:13:52,689
Well, I'm Scott Malkinson.

280
00:13:52,939 --> 00:13:54,348
Oh yeah.

281
00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:55,707
Well, in that case...

282
00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:57,887
Hulu, Netflix, HBO Max.

283
00:13:57,912 --> 00:14:00,418
I got all the accounts
and passwords you need.

284
00:14:00,443 --> 00:14:02,679
No, I need a Disney+ account.

285
00:14:02,877 --> 00:14:04,712
Oh, you want the good stuff.

286
00:14:04,952 --> 00:14:07,188
That's pricey.
Hard to find.

287
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,456
What, uh...
are you lookin' to trade?

288
00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:12,270
I have two 16-needle boxes of insulin.

289
00:14:21,474 --> 00:14:22,635
Oh, God!

290
00:14:25,628 --> 00:14:27,206
Yeah.
That's pretty good shit.

291
00:14:28,663 --> 00:14:30,431
Alright.
Here you go.

292
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,629
Disney+ account and password.

293
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,620
Alright.

294
00:14:40,645 --> 00:14:43,248
I've got the static coupler
connected to the RF switch!

295
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,158
You got the BT router undone,
Dave?

296
00:14:45,258 --> 00:14:47,260
Yeah. Yeah.
I think that's got it.

297
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,840
Okay.
Let's throw the pulse cable!

298
00:14:55,553 --> 00:14:57,316
Yeah!
I think that's good!

299
00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:03,191
Oh, God.

300
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:09,182
Hey!
Hi. Sophie.

301
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:11,293
The show starts streaming in two minutes!

302
00:15:11,318 --> 00:15:13,575
I have to watch right
when it starts streaming.

303
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,701
I hate spoilers!

304
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:15,861
Me too!

305
00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:17,747
This'll be a great place to watch it!

306
00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:21,228
Hey do you have some juice or something?

307
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,676
My blood sugar is a little low.

308
00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:24,473
Oh, my God.
I love you so much.

309
00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:27,878
Uh, here you go.

310
00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:29,512
I have lots of juices standing by.

311
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,512
Great!

312
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:33,168
Mmm! Okay! It's time!
Put it on.

313
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,262
Oh-kay!

314
00:15:39,082 --> 00:15:40,356
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

315
00:15:40,381 --> 00:15:41,527
Yes, yes, yes, yes!

316
00:15:46,402 --> 00:15:47,765
Hey!
What's going on!

317
00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,173
I-I don't know.

318
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,949
This is item number 4-5-7...

319
00:15:51,974 --> 00:15:53,512
Can you change it back?

320
00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:56,229
It's not...
working.

321
00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:58,949
Look at these stunning earrings...

322
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,098
- I don't know what's going on!
- It's gonna be okay!

323
00:16:05,123 --> 00:16:07,176
That Jimmy kid invited me
to watch at his house!

324
00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:08,069
Come on!

325
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,410
Oh, no! Not Jimmy!

326
00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:10,654
Babe! Babe!

327
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,145
Come back!

328
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:15,262
Now back to "PC Babies".

329
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:22,441
"PC Babies"?
What the hell is this?

330
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,918
Put it back to "Mandalorian", Jimmy.

331
00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:25,478
Nobody likes "PC Babies".

332
00:16:25,728 --> 00:16:28,074
I'm trying, but something's
wrong with the TV.

333
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,165
...carat gold.

334
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,360
This is bullcrap.
Give me that thing.

335
00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:34,526
You're watching "Canada Ploos"!

336
00:16:35,317 --> 00:16:36,355
God damn it!

337
00:16:40,887 --> 00:16:42,207
Oh. Hey, Sophie.

338
00:16:42,612 --> 00:16:43,534
And Scott.

339
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:45,410
Hey. Hope it' still okay to come over.

340
00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:46,957
Sure.
Come on in.

341
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,119
Hey, look who's here, fellas.
It's Sophie.

342
00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:51,277
And Scott!

343
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,403
Hey, Sophie.

344
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,732
Oh, no. Your streaming services
are messing up, too?

345
00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:56,559
What do you mean?
This isn't just happening here?

346
00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:58,329
No. We were just at Scott's house,

347
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:00,551
and it was the same thing.
This is terrible.

348
00:17:01,318 --> 00:17:02,586
Hey, don't worry, Soph.

349
00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,534
We can watch it together at Token's house.

350
00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:06,369
His family has the best AV equipment.

351
00:17:06,469 --> 00:17:09,372
Oh, what happened to "Girls
are just like diabetes"?

352
00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:10,898
Let's just hurry and get to Token's house.

353
00:17:10,923 --> 00:17:12,223
Yeah.
Come on, Sophie.

354
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,559
And Scott!

355
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,105
We're the Blacks.

356
00:17:17,314 --> 00:17:19,216
A hip family just trying to get by.

357
00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:21,420
The problem is our neighbors.

358
00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:22,629
We're the Whites.

359
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:25,285
Nobody ever cares if bad things
happen to us anymore.

360
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,059
And things are getting worse.

361
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:31,054
Because in this town, it's
"The Whites and The Blacks",

362
00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:32,762
on Amazon Prime.

363
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:36,363
What the...? What is wrong
with this stupid thing?

364
00:17:36,945 --> 00:17:38,747
I don't even know who to call.

365
00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:40,848
Here, let me try something.

366
00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:43,199
Here it comes.
Here it comes. Shh.

367
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,723
Park County cable.

368
00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:48,309
Oh, your streaming isn't working? Huh.

369
00:17:49,204 --> 00:17:51,761
Gee, I'm sorry, but that's
really not our problem...

370
00:17:52,384 --> 00:17:53,818
Uh, sir, can you hang on?

371
00:17:53,843 --> 00:17:55,074
I got another call.

372
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,819
Park County cable.

373
00:17:57,052 --> 00:17:59,659
None of your streaming services
are working, either?

374
00:17:59,684 --> 00:18:00,665
Don't worry.

375
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:02,425
You and everyone else in this town...

376
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,985
...can count on your local cable company.

377
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,712
We'll come fix the problem.

378
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:10,231
Alright, guys. Let's be
the heroes this town needs.

379
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,582
Yeah!

380
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:23,270
You're watching "Crab People" on HBO Max.

381
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:29,652
So you say that these mutant crab people...

382
00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:32,630
...came up from under the ground,
and started eating children?

383
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:35,512
No, no, no. "Crab People"
is a show that came on TV...

384
00:18:35,537 --> 00:18:38,607
...when I was trying to watch
"Stranger Things" on Netflix.

385
00:18:44,488 --> 00:18:47,437
Mom, I can't watch
"Mandalorian" anywhere.

386
00:18:47,537 --> 00:18:49,439
Oh, no.
It's happening here, too?

387
00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:51,015
Who are all these boys, Sophie?

388
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,340
Hello, ma'am.
I'm Eric Cartman. How are you?

389
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,246
Hi. My name's Jimmy.

390
00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:56,800
My name's Stan.

391
00:18:57,282 --> 00:18:58,650
- Clyde Donovan.
- Yeah, yeah.

392
00:18:58,675 --> 00:18:59,784
Nobody cares, Clyde.

393
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,485
Well, it looks like nobody's
streaming shows tonight.

394
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:28,611
Sorry, Sophie.

395
00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,338
Not as sorry as I am,
Sophie.

396
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,995
I'm the most sorriest,
Sophie.

397
00:19:35,153 --> 00:19:37,688
You assholes,
stop talking to her!

398
00:19:37,882 --> 00:19:38,698
Scott?

399
00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:41,666
I am done having you all ruin
my life! You hear me?

400
00:19:41,691 --> 00:19:42,658
Done!

401
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:45,035
You've taken my dignity for all these years,

402
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,667
but you are not taking my girlfriend!

403
00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:49,640
What are you talking about, Scott?

404
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:51,073
I'm not your girlfriend.

405
00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:54,057
You're not?

406
00:19:54,411 --> 00:19:56,180
Uh-oh. Looks like you got some
pie on your face, Scott.

407
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,948
I'm not anyone's girlfriend.

408
00:19:57,973 --> 00:19:59,815
I just fuckin' moved here,
you guys.

409
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,526
Can I have time to unpack
the shit in my room?

410
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,682
But Sophie,
you're totally my type...

411
00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:07,475
...type one diabetes.

412
00:20:07,681 --> 00:20:10,589
Scott, I'm more than just my diabetes.

413
00:20:13,052 --> 00:20:14,479
Well, I'm not.

414
00:20:15,743 --> 00:20:17,831
I'm Scott Malkinson.

415
00:20:22,727 --> 00:20:25,625
_

416
00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:43,469
Need a candy bar?

417
00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:46,358
You're low, right?

418
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,422
Here.

419
00:20:48,693 --> 00:20:51,523
It stinks having diabetes,
sometimes, huh?

420
00:20:52,161 --> 00:20:53,664
You seem to do alright.

421
00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:55,514
Still sucks.

422
00:20:55,865 --> 00:20:57,733
Kids don't know how much
extra you have to do...

423
00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,594
...every day just to be okay.

424
00:21:00,102 --> 00:21:01,103
Yeah.

425
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:02,913
I'm glad there's a kid at my new school...

426
00:21:02,938 --> 00:21:04,828
...who I can talk about diabetes with.

427
00:21:05,941 --> 00:21:08,110
You don't think I'm weird and gross?

428
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:10,906
You know what? I don't think
you're any weirder or grosser...

429
00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:13,039
...than any of the other boys in this town.

430
00:21:13,749 --> 00:21:17,019
Wow. That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.

431
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,555
I'm sorry you missed your show, Sophie.

432
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:20,898
I don't know what happened,

433
00:21:20,923 --> 00:21:22,992
but somehow I feel like it was my fault.

434
00:21:23,092 --> 00:21:25,828
It's okay.
I had an interesting night.

435
00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:28,984
I think I kind of like
the 'Scott Malkinson Show.'

436
00:21:33,017 --> 00:21:36,764
_

437
00:21:36,789 --> 00:21:38,398
_

438
00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:41,429
Okay, we're here.
We... ah, shit.

439
00:21:41,454 --> 00:21:45,954
credits