1 00:00:02,867 --> 00:00:04,039 Honey, what are you doing? 2 00:00:04,064 --> 00:00:06,153 I just saw this incredible telekinesis video. 3 00:00:06,188 --> 00:00:07,953 I'm trying to make a piece of bacon levitate. 4 00:00:07,978 --> 00:00:09,851 Don't you have to, I don't know, work? 5 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:11,675 Are you saying it'll never happen? 6 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,705 Is there perhaps a more colorful way of saying that? 7 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:16,130 I know you're trying to get me to say 8 00:00:16,155 --> 00:00:17,507 "It'll happen when pigs fly." 9 00:00:17,532 --> 00:00:18,697 That counts. 10 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,101 What? 11 00:00:21,203 --> 00:00:22,469 Oh, my gosh! 12 00:00:22,538 --> 00:00:23,871 Good morning, Earth mates. 13 00:00:23,973 --> 00:00:25,305 Morning, Farr... Ahh-ha. 14 00:00:25,374 --> 00:00:27,873 Oh, my lower back is killing me. 15 00:00:28,209 --> 00:00:30,445 Has anyone seen my healing crystal? 16 00:00:30,812 --> 00:00:32,460 Mm, that may be the only thing of yours 17 00:00:32,485 --> 00:00:33,551 we haven't seen. 18 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:36,009 Dylan's mom, Farrah, came to see the babies, 19 00:00:36,034 --> 00:00:38,789 and then she found out that her polyamorous quad 20 00:00:38,814 --> 00:00:40,613 was downgraded to a triad. 21 00:00:40,922 --> 00:00:42,388 Now we're stuck with her. 22 00:00:42,457 --> 00:00:44,123 Polyamory. Can you imagine? 23 00:00:44,821 --> 00:00:45,892 No. 24 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:49,028 She needs to go. 25 00:00:56,352 --> 00:01:01,071 credits 26 00:01:06,548 --> 00:01:07,613 Farrah! 27 00:01:07,716 --> 00:01:09,415 Farrah! Farrah! 28 00:01:09,484 --> 00:01:11,584 Do you have to do that right here? 29 00:01:11,686 --> 00:01:13,086 Oh, I am so sorry. 30 00:01:13,188 --> 00:01:14,487 I didn't realize you wanted it 31 00:01:14,512 --> 00:01:16,243 to keep flooding in the Philippines. 32 00:01:16,268 --> 00:01:17,600 I don't want it to keep flooding 33 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:18,890 in the Philippines, Claire. 34 00:01:18,915 --> 00:01:19,595 It's okay. 35 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,462 - I'll just go in the other room. - Great. 36 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,176 It's Jerry. I can't. 37 00:01:26,201 --> 00:01:28,845 It's gonna be 45 minutes about how much he misses Mom 38 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:31,220 and then some overshare about their sex life. 39 00:01:31,245 --> 00:01:32,884 Claire, he's family. 40 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:35,308 Jerry. 41 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:36,475 How are you? 42 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:37,564 Yeah. 43 00:01:37,589 --> 00:01:39,622 No, I know. We miss her, too. 44 00:01:39,798 --> 00:01:41,124 The babies are great. 45 00:01:41,149 --> 00:01:42,482 Yeah, constantly exploring, 46 00:01:42,507 --> 00:01:44,540 - always sticking their fingers in everything. - Hmm. 47 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,665 Oh, whoa, yeah, what a... 48 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:50,890 what a fun image of my late mother-in-law. 49 00:01:52,005 --> 00:01:54,370 Really? Let me just... Let me just check to see 50 00:01:54,395 --> 00:01:55,428 if we're gonna be around. 51 00:01:56,426 --> 00:01:58,742 Jerry is following the butterfly migration to Mexico 52 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:00,767 and wants to stop by tomorrow to say hi. 53 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:02,455 No way. Make up an excuse. 54 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,847 I'm a terrible liar. 55 00:02:03,872 --> 00:02:04,782 Tough. 56 00:02:04,807 --> 00:02:06,072 The last thing we need around here 57 00:02:06,097 --> 00:02:07,735 is another hippie kook. 58 00:02:08,032 --> 00:02:09,114 Oh, it finally happened. 59 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:10,371 I'm my father. 60 00:02:11,026 --> 00:02:13,236 Oh, my goddesses, there you are. 61 00:02:14,689 --> 00:02:16,392 Oh, Claire, would you be comfortable 62 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:18,618 rubbing this just above my buttocks 63 00:02:18,643 --> 00:02:20,843 while I offer up a Tibetan pain chant? 64 00:02:20,989 --> 00:02:22,555 Doesn't sound like me. 65 00:02:22,657 --> 00:02:26,360 But I might know someone who could help you out. 66 00:02:27,162 --> 00:02:29,782 Honestly, Jerry, it's that, uh... 67 00:02:30,843 --> 00:02:32,709 Claire and I have... have hit a rough patch. 68 00:02:32,734 --> 00:02:35,802 She's been huffing... cans of whipped cream. 69 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,380 I mean... 70 00:02:37,405 --> 00:02:38,734 Help me. 71 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:39,783 Underneath our bed 72 00:02:39,808 --> 00:02:42,320 looks like backstage at a pie-eating contest. 73 00:02:42,345 --> 00:02:44,164 - Invite him here. - What? 74 00:02:44,189 --> 00:02:45,588 Just get him here as fast as you can. Come on. 75 00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:47,278 Uh, actually, Jerry, everything's fine. 76 00:02:47,303 --> 00:02:48,568 Claire just agreed to seek help. 77 00:02:48,593 --> 00:02:49,692 See you tomorrow. 78 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:50,860 What the hell was that? 79 00:02:50,885 --> 00:02:52,772 Jerry's lonely, Farrah's lonely, 80 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:53,930 they both glom onto us. 81 00:02:53,955 --> 00:02:56,209 We set them up, they'll glom onto each other, 82 00:02:56,234 --> 00:02:57,667 and then she can bang his drum. 83 00:02:57,692 --> 00:02:59,325 My beautiful genius. 84 00:02:59,716 --> 00:03:00,982 Oop, sorry. Hold on. 85 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:07,343 - Ooooh. - Now I just have to find someone to set you up with. 86 00:03:07,368 --> 00:03:08,901 Oh, breaking out the good stuff, huh? 87 00:03:08,926 --> 00:03:09,938 Well, you know what? 88 00:03:09,963 --> 00:03:12,064 We're finally close friends with a lesbian couple, 89 00:03:12,089 --> 00:03:15,051 and... and I... I want them to feel as special to us 90 00:03:15,076 --> 00:03:16,630 as if they were real gays. 91 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,054 Cam, they're just as gay as we are. 92 00:03:18,079 --> 00:03:19,512 Okay, hold on. One moment. 93 00:03:19,614 --> 00:03:21,480 - Bink! - Okay, well, as I am. 94 00:03:21,914 --> 00:03:23,382 Okay. 95 00:03:23,863 --> 00:03:25,195 - Hi. - Oh, my gosh. 96 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,520 You guys are such a cute family. 97 00:03:27,622 --> 00:03:28,721 Oh, gosh, that picture. 98 00:03:28,823 --> 00:03:30,133 That was taken at an amusement park. 99 00:03:30,158 --> 00:03:31,190 That's not the real Bigfoot. 100 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:32,892 "Real Bigfoot," 101 00:03:32,894 --> 00:03:34,827 - Oh, my God. You're so funny. - Yeah. Sure. Okay. 102 00:03:34,852 --> 00:03:36,162 Let's go with "he was making a joke." 103 00:03:36,231 --> 00:03:38,630 So, you guys, speaking of families... 104 00:03:38,656 --> 00:03:40,210 We're thinking of starting one of our own. 105 00:03:40,235 --> 00:03:41,721 - Amazing. - Congratulations. 106 00:03:41,746 --> 00:03:43,613 Oh, how are you gonna do it? What's the plan? 107 00:03:43,638 --> 00:03:45,858 Actually, we wanted to ask you something about that. 108 00:03:45,883 --> 00:03:48,651 Eh, there comes a point in every gay man's life 109 00:03:48,676 --> 00:03:51,354 when a lesbian couple asks him for his sperm. 110 00:03:51,379 --> 00:03:53,012 - Unless you're Mitchell and me. - Yeah. 111 00:03:53,114 --> 00:03:54,462 All of our friends have been asked, 112 00:03:54,487 --> 00:03:56,749 while we have been cruelly overlooked. 113 00:03:56,774 --> 00:03:57,694 It's painful. 114 00:03:57,719 --> 00:03:59,572 It's like not getting picked to play kickball. 115 00:03:59,597 --> 00:04:01,531 Well, that never happened to me. 116 00:04:01,556 --> 00:04:03,522 I was my kickball team's captain. 117 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,091 Well, only after our star 118 00:04:05,116 --> 00:04:07,349 broke his leg and had to be put down. 119 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:09,290 - He was a... - A mule. 120 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:10,997 From a mile away. 121 00:04:11,099 --> 00:04:12,809 Go ahead. Ask us anything. 122 00:04:12,834 --> 00:04:14,921 Well, you know we think the world of you guys. 123 00:04:14,946 --> 00:04:16,446 - Yes? - And we, you. 124 00:04:16,471 --> 00:04:17,391 First of all, 125 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:18,781 would you judge us if we didn't adopt? 126 00:04:18,806 --> 00:04:19,872 Is that selfish? 127 00:04:19,874 --> 00:04:21,574 - Um, no. - No. 128 00:04:21,676 --> 00:04:22,952 Oh, that's such a relief. 129 00:04:22,977 --> 00:04:24,377 Now, the next step 130 00:04:24,402 --> 00:04:26,178 is finding someone who can... 131 00:04:26,203 --> 00:04:28,136 - Donate? - Yes. 132 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:29,715 You know, we don't want anyone involved 133 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:30,917 financially or otherwise, 134 00:04:30,942 --> 00:04:32,585 so we were just thinking of going to the sperm bank. 135 00:04:32,764 --> 00:04:33,830 That's a good option, 136 00:04:33,855 --> 00:04:35,365 but make sure the janitors are handsome, 137 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:37,189 because, you know, they have the keys to everything. 138 00:04:37,369 --> 00:04:39,502 Well, we also thought about asking my brother. 139 00:04:39,527 --> 00:04:41,027 Oh, you don't want to go down that road. 140 00:04:41,119 --> 00:04:42,128 It's too complicated. 141 00:04:42,130 --> 00:04:44,196 "My daddy, my uncle, my daddy, my uncle." 142 00:04:44,221 --> 00:04:45,331 It's "Chinatown." 143 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,599 Yeah, you want someone that... 144 00:04:46,701 --> 00:04:47,833 you know, with a little distance, 145 00:04:47,902 --> 00:04:49,012 that you know and... and trust. 146 00:04:49,037 --> 00:04:50,947 Who's attractive and healthy. 147 00:04:50,972 --> 00:04:52,849 And who hasn't had mental illness in their family 148 00:04:52,874 --> 00:04:54,774 in at least a generation and a half. 149 00:04:54,907 --> 00:04:56,606 Well, that's the dream. 150 00:04:56,678 --> 00:04:58,624 - Well, dreams can come true. - Mm-hmm. 151 00:04:58,649 --> 00:05:00,413 Oh, my God. Thank you, guys. 152 00:05:00,515 --> 00:05:02,114 No, thank you. 153 00:05:02,216 --> 00:05:04,817 - If you think of someone, will you let us know? - Yeah. 154 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:08,454 - Lesbians. - Lesbians. 155 00:05:08,837 --> 00:05:10,366 - Here's your cappuccino. - Ah. 156 00:05:10,391 --> 00:05:11,590 None for me. 157 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:14,103 I don't need to be sharp to experience the empty void 158 00:05:14,128 --> 00:05:16,116 that is life without Sherry Shaker. 159 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:18,341 What are these little drawings in the milk? 160 00:05:18,366 --> 00:05:19,966 That's me staring out a window. 161 00:05:20,068 --> 00:05:21,801 I made the stars with my tears. 162 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:25,271 Ay, papi, if you can survive me driving three blocks 163 00:05:25,373 --> 00:05:26,672 with you on the roof of my car, 164 00:05:26,741 --> 00:05:28,140 you can survive this. 165 00:05:28,242 --> 00:05:29,385 When did that happen? 166 00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:31,210 It wasn't gonna work out with Sherry anyway. 167 00:05:31,312 --> 00:05:32,411 She's Canadian. 168 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,146 They have ducks on their money. 169 00:05:34,148 --> 00:05:35,614 They sell milk in a bag. 170 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:38,071 I'll be in my room if anyone needs me. 171 00:05:38,586 --> 00:05:40,697 Who am I kidding? No one needs me. 172 00:05:40,722 --> 00:05:43,399 Ay, papi, these things have a way of working out. 173 00:05:43,424 --> 00:05:45,091 I promise. 174 00:05:45,193 --> 00:05:46,592 You promise? 175 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:47,793 What did you do? 176 00:05:47,795 --> 00:05:49,495 I called in a favor. 177 00:05:50,987 --> 00:05:52,153 Luke! 178 00:05:52,178 --> 00:05:54,244 Again? I thought we were even. 179 00:05:54,268 --> 00:05:56,057 I need you to do something for Manny. 180 00:05:56,082 --> 00:05:57,347 It'll mean the world to him. 181 00:05:57,372 --> 00:05:58,509 Okay, I guess. 182 00:05:58,549 --> 00:06:00,717 I want you to go to Sherry's improv show, 183 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,028 talk him up to her. 184 00:06:02,053 --> 00:06:04,087 I want her to regret breaking up with him. 185 00:06:04,112 --> 00:06:05,444 No. Not that. 186 00:06:05,546 --> 00:06:06,946 Anything but improv. 187 00:06:07,048 --> 00:06:09,148 Improv is no different than getting waterboarded. 188 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:12,318 Just stay calm, go to a pleasant place in your mind, 189 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:14,353 and remember that you're not actually dying. 190 00:06:14,422 --> 00:06:16,022 Fine. I'll do it. 191 00:06:16,124 --> 00:06:17,813 Good boy. 192 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,758 Go back to sleep. 193 00:06:19,761 --> 00:06:21,127 Why'd you bring a crowbar? 194 00:06:21,152 --> 00:06:22,470 No reason. 195 00:06:23,264 --> 00:06:24,841 Gloria, we should not be involved. 196 00:06:24,866 --> 00:06:26,565 You know what my dad always said to me 197 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:28,200 every time I was down? 198 00:06:28,302 --> 00:06:29,321 Nothing. 199 00:06:29,346 --> 00:06:31,458 I learned to figure everything out on my own. 200 00:06:31,483 --> 00:06:33,850 This is your least attractive quality. 201 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:35,284 Where is your empathy? 202 00:06:35,309 --> 00:06:36,809 I have empathy. 203 00:06:36,888 --> 00:06:39,269 That's the one where you care about people, right? 204 00:06:39,294 --> 00:06:42,087 You don't go out of your way for anyone. 205 00:06:42,179 --> 00:06:43,845 Yes, I do. 206 00:06:43,914 --> 00:06:46,071 You remember that little valet at the club? 207 00:06:46,096 --> 00:06:47,749 If I hadn't got him fired, 208 00:06:47,785 --> 00:06:50,052 he'd still be moving everybody's seats up. 209 00:06:50,154 --> 00:06:52,419 Okay, here we go. 210 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,722 Some apricot jam from an old family recipe. 211 00:06:55,747 --> 00:06:57,009 Not that you would be interested 212 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:58,467 in any of my family recipes. 213 00:06:58,492 --> 00:06:59,691 Is everything okay? 214 00:06:59,716 --> 00:07:01,663 - Uh... Uh... - Why don't you want us to be your donor? 215 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,715 - Oh. - Uh... D... It's okay. Just say it. 216 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,550 - You're put off by my red hair. - Or is it his freckles? 217 00:07:05,619 --> 00:07:06,952 - Or my tendency to burn. - Or is it his... 218 00:07:07,054 --> 00:07:08,620 - Can this one please be about you? - Yeah, yeah. 219 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:10,221 Wait, are you saying that you would donate for us? 220 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:12,324 Honestly, we would love that, 221 00:07:12,392 --> 00:07:13,725 but we were afraid to put you on the spot, 222 00:07:13,794 --> 00:07:15,193 and we didn't think you'd say yes. 223 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:17,595 - Oh... Well, of... of course we'd say yes! - We adore you! 224 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:20,624 - Oh! - Molly, I think we just found our daddy. 225 00:07:20,734 --> 00:07:22,834 Oh, my God. Okay. 226 00:07:22,872 --> 00:07:24,539 Okay, so, which one of us do you want? 227 00:07:24,641 --> 00:07:25,673 I don't know. We haven't even had a chance 228 00:07:25,675 --> 00:07:26,576 - to think about it. - Yeah. 229 00:07:26,601 --> 00:07:28,787 Well, would it be helpful if we, you know, walked around 230 00:07:28,812 --> 00:07:31,644 so you could take us in from shoulder to shank? 231 00:07:31,669 --> 00:07:32,834 It's not the county fair. 232 00:07:32,859 --> 00:07:34,392 Alright, well, maybe we'll just go outside 233 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:36,181 and, I don't know, kick something? 234 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,606 Or... Or we could do a puzzle? 235 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,030 Or we could spell Connecticut? 236 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,658 Why don't you guys just decide? 237 00:07:40,683 --> 00:07:41,883 We're... We're happy either way. 238 00:07:41,908 --> 00:07:43,741 Shouldn't be a problem. 239 00:07:47,553 --> 00:07:48,848 Oh, good, you're both here. 240 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:50,883 Listen, I was thinking about yesterday, 241 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:52,085 how upset you are, 242 00:07:52,153 --> 00:07:53,620 and how you say I don't care about people's feelings, 243 00:07:53,688 --> 00:07:54,954 so check this out. 244 00:07:55,356 --> 00:07:56,656 Brandi, get in here. 245 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:58,324 I'm not done with my cigarette! 246 00:07:58,393 --> 00:07:59,525 What did you do? 247 00:07:59,594 --> 00:08:00,693 I was trying to figure a way 248 00:08:00,762 --> 00:08:01,894 how to help Manny to move on, 249 00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:03,596 and all of a sudden, I met this little angel. 250 00:08:03,665 --> 00:08:05,631 - Brandi? - Hold on! 251 00:08:05,733 --> 00:08:07,767 The best part's right at the filter! 252 00:08:07,869 --> 00:08:10,869 You're gonna love her. She runs towels at the car wash. 253 00:08:10,938 --> 00:08:12,671 - Why did you encourage this? - N... 254 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:13,749 Hey, now, why settle for Sherry 255 00:08:13,808 --> 00:08:14,873 when you can have a little Brandi? 256 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:16,275 I'll admit, that's good. 257 00:08:18,159 --> 00:08:19,278 Holy [BLEEP] 258 00:08:20,948 --> 00:08:22,568 This house! 259 00:08:22,593 --> 00:08:25,378 So, this is how come you can afford the lava wax. 260 00:08:25,403 --> 00:08:27,129 Brandi, this is my wife, Gloria, 261 00:08:27,154 --> 00:08:29,220 and this stud is my son, Manny. 262 00:08:29,256 --> 00:08:31,089 Brandi, I'm sure you're very nice, 263 00:08:31,114 --> 00:08:33,658 but I'm dealing with losing the love of my life, 264 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:35,437 and I just need some time. 265 00:08:36,313 --> 00:08:38,193 I know what you're going through, honey. 266 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,764 My man saw "Free Solo" 267 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,600 and tried to scale the local bank. 268 00:08:41,779 --> 00:08:43,645 He died doing what he loved... 269 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:45,772 daring the cops to shoot him. 270 00:08:45,807 --> 00:08:47,505 Jay, should I scream at you here, 271 00:08:47,524 --> 00:08:48,623 or should we do it in the kitchen? 272 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,091 I could go for a little snack. 273 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,459 Uh, listen, you guys get to know each other. 274 00:08:51,528 --> 00:08:52,927 Manny, offer her a drink at the bar. 275 00:08:53,063 --> 00:08:54,072 You got anything with cinnamon? 276 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:55,565 I'm not particular. 277 00:08:56,485 --> 00:08:59,100 What were you thinking bringing a girl like that here? 278 00:08:59,202 --> 00:09:00,208 What are you talking about? 279 00:09:00,236 --> 00:09:01,402 Brandi's a ton of fun. 280 00:09:01,471 --> 00:09:03,338 Oh, sure, maybe you don't bring her home to Mom. 281 00:09:03,406 --> 00:09:05,273 That's literally what you did. 282 00:09:05,907 --> 00:09:08,163 I hope that that's her parole officer. 283 00:09:11,753 --> 00:09:13,410 Ah, Luke! 284 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,412 What a surprise! 285 00:09:16,582 --> 00:09:18,038 How did your talk with Sherry go? 286 00:09:18,063 --> 00:09:19,262 Not well. 287 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:20,551 What do you mean? 288 00:09:20,576 --> 00:09:22,753 Did you mention to her that Manny was retweeted 289 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,121 by one of the Property Brothers? 290 00:09:24,223 --> 00:09:25,255 Yeah, I brought that up. 291 00:09:25,257 --> 00:09:26,390 And what did she say? 292 00:09:26,492 --> 00:09:27,658 Uh, does she miss him? 293 00:09:27,726 --> 00:09:28,959 Will she take him back? 294 00:09:29,072 --> 00:09:31,138 - I don't think so. - Why not? 295 00:09:31,163 --> 00:09:35,378 Well, we kind of... kissed. 296 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,086 What? 297 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,268 Well, the Brandi plan's 298 00:09:38,293 --> 00:09:40,192 looking pretty good right now, huh? 299 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,106 Hello, family. 300 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,652 Oh. Hi, Jerry. Welcome. 301 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:46,887 - How are you? - Sorry. 302 00:09:46,912 --> 00:09:48,378 I would've knocked, but you know I abhor violence. 303 00:09:48,403 --> 00:09:49,412 Hey. 304 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,420 Oh sorry, 305 00:09:50,449 --> 00:09:51,848 I was grinding polenta for our lunch. 306 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,116 My arm's kinda tender. 307 00:09:53,184 --> 00:09:54,450 Polenta elbow is a real thing. 308 00:09:54,519 --> 00:09:56,219 Marianne Williamson was the only candidate 309 00:09:56,287 --> 00:09:57,796 with the guts to talk about it. 310 00:09:58,214 --> 00:09:59,689 So, Jer, how you doing? 311 00:09:59,758 --> 00:10:00,890 I'm hanging in there. 312 00:10:00,915 --> 00:10:02,514 Very happy to see you both. 313 00:10:02,704 --> 00:10:03,937 But the truth is, Claire, in this light, 314 00:10:03,962 --> 00:10:05,481 you're reminding me so much of your mother. 315 00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:07,272 - Well, it's the hair. - Same neck. 316 00:10:08,533 --> 00:10:10,733 Oh, you must be Jerry. 317 00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:12,701 I'm Dylan's mom, Farrah. 318 00:10:12,726 --> 00:10:13,892 How wonderful to meet you. 319 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,471 Full disclosure... I'm a hugger. 320 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,714 I'm sorry, I'm not very comfortable with that, 321 00:10:17,739 --> 00:10:19,202 because I'm a kisser. 322 00:10:21,312 --> 00:10:22,444 Oh, what a lovely necklace. 323 00:10:22,513 --> 00:10:23,712 Well, thank you. 324 00:10:23,737 --> 00:10:26,100 It was made from the wreckage of a Japanese whaling ship. 325 00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:27,900 How can the same people that gave us the haiku 326 00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:29,434 want to hunt such a graceful creature? 327 00:10:29,614 --> 00:10:30,679 Uh, well, I can guarantee 328 00:10:30,704 --> 00:10:32,638 that absolutely no vegetables were harmed 329 00:10:32,706 --> 00:10:33,872 in the making of this salad. 330 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:36,552 Actually, Claire, it's been proven that plants feel pain. 331 00:10:36,577 --> 00:10:39,143 Yes, they scream when you rip them from the ground. 332 00:10:39,921 --> 00:10:41,479 Oh, um, then you're gonna hate 333 00:10:41,504 --> 00:10:43,204 what happened to these grapes. 334 00:10:43,229 --> 00:10:44,862 That's okay. They're drunk. 335 00:10:46,757 --> 00:10:49,187 Oh. Well, it is such a nice day outside. 336 00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:50,254 Why don't the two of you 337 00:10:50,257 --> 00:10:51,499 enjoy your wine in the backyard 338 00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:52,890 while we finish setting up in here? 339 00:10:52,993 --> 00:10:54,192 What a lovely idea. 340 00:10:54,294 --> 00:10:56,094 Oh, Farrah, did you know 341 00:10:56,119 --> 00:10:58,630 that Jerry is following the butterfly migration? 342 00:10:58,732 --> 00:11:00,098 All the way to Méjico? 343 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,599 I'm gonna spend the winter and spring 344 00:11:01,624 --> 00:11:03,501 hammock camping in the Sierra Chincua sanctuary. 345 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:05,536 That is one of my favorite places on this Earth. 346 00:11:05,605 --> 00:11:07,438 - Oh, you've been there? - Not in ages, 347 00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:09,540 but I would love to visit in this life. 348 00:11:12,011 --> 00:11:14,733 This is going so much better than we even hoped! 349 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,125 It's so weird. Jerry has such a type. 350 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:19,850 I mean, Farrah and my mom are the... 351 00:11:19,952 --> 00:11:22,386 My mom. She's in the backyard. 352 00:11:22,488 --> 00:11:23,888 Ohhhh, right. 353 00:11:23,956 --> 00:11:25,389 Oh, God. 354 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:26,957 Um, I don't know what happened. 355 00:11:27,159 --> 00:11:29,059 It's Dede. How did she get here? 356 00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:30,450 I thought she was at Mitchell's house. 357 00:11:30,475 --> 00:11:32,208 I don't understand. 358 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,667 My mom's ashes are fused to the roots of the tree. 359 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:37,378 Of course. 360 00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:39,903 Dede, I never would have flirted with another woman 361 00:11:39,962 --> 00:11:40,971 in front of you. 362 00:11:40,973 --> 00:11:42,472 Unless it was that kind of weekend, 363 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,366 like that time in Taos. 364 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,185 - Ew. - Dede needs me. 365 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:47,655 I shouldn't go anywhere. 366 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,613 But... But what... But what about the butterflies 367 00:11:49,715 --> 00:11:51,181 and Méjico? 368 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,770 Claire, I can feel it. 369 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,695 Your mother is in pain right now. 370 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,297 Are... Are we absolutely sure it's the tree? 371 00:11:57,322 --> 00:11:59,299 Because I do have an eggplant parmesan 372 00:11:59,324 --> 00:12:00,390 under the broiler. 373 00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:01,424 I don't mean to overreact, 374 00:12:01,493 --> 00:12:03,256 but I think the situation may call for 375 00:12:03,281 --> 00:12:04,614 some throat singing. 376 00:12:11,402 --> 00:12:13,769 Alright. Mitch. Cam. 377 00:12:13,794 --> 00:12:15,360 - Okay, I'll go first. - Okay. 378 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:16,716 - I'm tall. - Tall. 379 00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:18,941 I'm strong, and I have a Matt Damon nose. 380 00:12:19,514 --> 00:12:20,910 - Okay. - Okay. 381 00:12:20,979 --> 00:12:22,288 Mitchell, quick... me or Matt Damon? 382 00:12:22,313 --> 00:12:23,412 - Uh... - Don't think, just answer. 383 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,014 - Uh... Okay, I'll give you that one. - Yeah. 384 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,449 Um, alright, now me. Um... 385 00:12:27,225 --> 00:12:28,217 ? Aaah ? Perfect pitch. 386 00:12:28,253 --> 00:12:29,795 Well, what this baby needs is rhythm. 387 00:12:31,222 --> 00:12:32,488 And I've never had a cavity. 388 00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:34,395 I-I have good penmanship. 389 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,558 Well, I had an aunt that lived to 110, 390 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,046 and she smoked a pipe every day. 391 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:40,048 - I'm responsible. - I'm nurturing. 392 00:12:40,117 --> 00:12:41,817 Uh... Okay. I'm nurturing, too. 393 00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:44,328 When Lily was a baby, I sang her to sleep every night, 394 00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:45,426 with perfect pitch. 395 00:12:46,357 --> 00:12:47,362 Well, I used to look at her 396 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,490 through the window every morning 397 00:12:48,515 --> 00:12:49,681 when I would drop her off at school, 398 00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,237 until the security guard took my picture. 399 00:12:51,262 --> 00:12:53,562 Okay, uh... you know what? 400 00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:54,840 You... You be the donor. 401 00:12:54,865 --> 00:12:56,565 I don't think that I can have a kid in the world 402 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,077 and not be a part of their life. 403 00:12:58,102 --> 00:12:59,802 Oh, Mitchell, I don't think I can, either. 404 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:02,004 It would kill me to have a little button-nose beauty 405 00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:03,449 out there kicking up a storm 406 00:13:03,474 --> 00:13:05,818 as the first female punter or the first male Rockette. 407 00:13:05,843 --> 00:13:08,644 We begged them. We're gonna look like such flakes. 408 00:13:08,824 --> 00:13:11,157 - They're gonna be heartbroken. - How do we tell them? 409 00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:12,915 We're just gonna have to be completely honest. 410 00:13:13,017 --> 00:13:14,383 We could tell them the microwave's been on the fritz 411 00:13:14,408 --> 00:13:15,773 and we're both sterile. 412 00:13:15,798 --> 00:13:16,932 Great. That. Yeah. 413 00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:21,023 Okay. 414 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:23,217 - Hey. - Hi. It's us. 415 00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:24,375 Hey. What a surprise. 416 00:13:24,444 --> 00:13:26,444 Uh... Uh, honey? Mitch and Cam are here! 417 00:13:26,512 --> 00:13:28,579 - Listen, we're sorry for dropping in like this. - Mm-hmm. 418 00:13:28,804 --> 00:13:30,871 - Uh, but there's something we need to tell you. - Yeah. 419 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,794 - What's up? - Hi. 420 00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:34,638 Okay, there... there's no easy way to say this. 421 00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:37,962 Um... we're just not comfortable donating sperm. 422 00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:39,389 And... And... You know, listen, 423 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:41,425 we were so flattered. 424 00:13:41,493 --> 00:13:43,660 But I think we just got caught up in the moment. 425 00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:45,272 Oh, we get it. 426 00:13:45,297 --> 00:13:46,430 Yeah. No problem. 427 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,142 - Oh, really? - It's totally fine. 428 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,266 Thank you so much for letting us know. 429 00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:50,133 - Okay. - You guys are the best. 430 00:13:50,135 --> 00:13:51,034 - Oh. Oh, yeah. - Mwah. 431 00:13:51,036 --> 00:13:51,902 - Okay. - Hey, have a good one. 432 00:13:51,937 --> 00:13:53,592 - Sure. - Bye. Bye. 433 00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:56,209 Wow, I-I can't believe how well that went. 434 00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:57,753 Yeah, I know. I feel... I feel so much better. 435 00:13:57,788 --> 00:13:59,616 That was... so easy. 436 00:13:59,651 --> 00:14:01,711 Yeah. Yeah, like, really easy. 437 00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:03,663 Wait, was it too easy? 438 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,068 I got this. 439 00:14:11,739 --> 00:14:13,372 - Hi. It's us again. - Yeah. 440 00:14:13,441 --> 00:14:17,037 Listen, um... what just happened? 441 00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:20,072 Because we just cratered your entire family planning, 442 00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:22,698 and all we get is a "Have a good one"? 443 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,600 You don't seem too broken up about it. 444 00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:26,869 Uh... No, no, we're super-sad. 445 00:14:27,119 --> 00:14:28,184 We're just lesbians. 446 00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:30,772 - Oh. Oh, of course. - Okay. That's on us. 447 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:31,957 - That is on... - Okay. 448 00:14:33,309 --> 00:14:34,159 Who's that? 449 00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:35,237 - Campbell. - No, it's not. 450 00:14:35,285 --> 00:14:36,792 You're the one with the masculine laugh. 451 00:14:36,817 --> 00:14:38,348 Yeah, and I'm... I'm suddenly aware 452 00:14:38,373 --> 00:14:40,532 that we've been talking outside for a long time. 453 00:14:40,601 --> 00:14:41,633 Do... Do you mind if we come in? 454 00:14:41,702 --> 00:14:43,541 Yeah, no, not at all, Mitch and Cam! 455 00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:44,865 Come on into the house! 456 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,539 Hey... Hey, Campbell! 457 00:14:47,641 --> 00:14:49,628 Hi! Who's... Who... Who's your hunk? 458 00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:50,886 Hi. I'm Nathan. 459 00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:52,244 Nathan. 460 00:14:52,506 --> 00:14:53,705 Hello, Nathan. What is... 461 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:55,667 Champagne. What? Were you celebrating? 462 00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:59,093 With a man in possession of some pretty remarkable genetics. 463 00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:02,649 Oh, I get it. That's why you let us off the hook so easy. 464 00:15:03,356 --> 00:15:04,922 You were gonna replace us. 465 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,547 Okay, we're sorry. 466 00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,012 Yes, he's gonna donate. 467 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,438 We did not plan this. We just met. 468 00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:11,596 - You just met?! - Just met? 469 00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:13,264 - Where? How? - How? When? How? 470 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,066 He was our L-Lyft driver. 471 00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:16,300 Man, his car was really clean, 472 00:15:16,369 --> 00:15:18,135 he made excellent conversation. 473 00:15:18,154 --> 00:15:19,286 And I mean, look at him. 474 00:15:19,355 --> 00:15:20,498 You guys get it, right? 475 00:15:20,523 --> 00:15:22,156 That should be making babies. 476 00:15:22,191 --> 00:15:25,025 Look, at least we can tell our friends that we were asked. 477 00:15:25,061 --> 00:15:26,293 Yeah, and you know what? 478 00:15:26,362 --> 00:15:27,795 Hey, second place isn't bad. 479 00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:29,062 - Yeah. - Yeah. 480 00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:30,097 Ooh, do you mind? 481 00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:31,575 Can we get a-a picture with you 482 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,500 just to show all of our friends what it took to beat us out? 483 00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:35,146 - Sure. - Sorry. Thanks. 484 00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:37,104 - Okay. - Would it help if I took off my shirt? 485 00:15:37,122 --> 00:15:38,966 - Oh, probably, yeah. - In so many ways. 486 00:15:38,991 --> 00:15:40,257 - Yes, it would. - Here. 487 00:15:40,359 --> 00:15:41,458 - There is it. Okay. - There... 488 00:15:41,527 --> 00:15:42,536 Wow. There... it is. 489 00:15:43,132 --> 00:15:44,160 Okay. 490 00:15:44,329 --> 00:15:45,962 Why would you kiss Sherry? 491 00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:47,230 I didn't mean for it to happen. 492 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:48,099 I'm not surprised. 493 00:15:48,124 --> 00:15:50,000 I've seen you make out with a Mr. Potato Head. 494 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,901 It was a Mrs. Potato Head. 495 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,270 She had the bow and the girl lips. 496 00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:55,983 I couldn't talk to Sherry before the show, 497 00:15:56,008 --> 00:15:57,540 so I had to sit through it. 498 00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:59,792 The first sketch was so bad, I tried to bail, 499 00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:01,160 but they locked the doors. 500 00:16:01,974 --> 00:16:03,907 Then she walked on the stage... 501 00:16:03,932 --> 00:16:05,465 or should I say, 502 00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:08,157 the first octopus President walked on stage. 503 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,337 Look. She's signing eight bills at once. 504 00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:13,906 And I'll never run out of ink. 505 00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:17,076 Her performance was a Tour de France. 506 00:16:17,445 --> 00:16:20,312 She was like a hot, girl version of my dad. 507 00:16:20,592 --> 00:16:23,927 Afterwards, we kept talking, and... it just happened. 508 00:16:23,952 --> 00:16:24,958 I'm really sorry, 509 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:26,982 but I think I may have real feelings for her. 510 00:16:27,013 --> 00:16:30,305 Listen to me, you're never going to see Sherry ever again. 511 00:16:30,451 --> 00:16:31,884 I have to tell Manny the truth. 512 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:32,985 Don't you dare. 513 00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:34,193 Tell me what? 514 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:39,631 Manny, I'm sorry, but... I kissed Sherry. 515 00:16:39,656 --> 00:16:40,956 I feel terrible about it. 516 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,202 Are you okay? 517 00:16:44,677 --> 00:16:46,037 I will be. 518 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,539 After I kick your ass! 519 00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:48,606 - Come on! - Oh, hell yeah! 520 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,674 Hold on, hold on! 521 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,509 Manny, violence is never the answer. 522 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,445 - Kid, you don't know what you're doing. - Uh, yes, I do. 523 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,713 I got a "satisfactory" in Beginning Stage Combat. 524 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:56,664 And action! 525 00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:57,732 - Come here, Luke. Luke! - No, easy, easy. 526 00:16:57,734 --> 00:16:58,900 - Hey! - Whoa! 527 00:16:58,969 --> 00:16:59,978 Whoa! Easy! 528 00:17:00,036 --> 00:17:01,402 - Easy! - How could you?! 529 00:17:01,506 --> 00:17:03,039 - Of all the women! Come on, Luke! - No! No! No! No! 530 00:17:03,073 --> 00:17:04,396 - Ah! - No! 531 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,300 Enough. 532 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:09,610 Now, listen, I'm sorry that you're hurting so badly, 533 00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:12,736 and I'm sorry that my plan to help you move on was a disaster. 534 00:17:12,761 --> 00:17:14,225 But you're a good guy with a big heart, 535 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,593 and you're gonna find the right person, 536 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,850 I promise you. 537 00:17:18,336 --> 00:17:20,554 And you... it was big of you 538 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:22,689 to want to tell Manny the truth to his face. 539 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,658 - Thanks. - But you crossed a line. 540 00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:26,779 You put yourself in front of your family, 541 00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:29,304 and you hurt a guy who loves you like a brother. 542 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,440 You disappointed the hell out of me. 543 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,890 I'm gonna ask you to leave. 544 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,365 I'm sorry, Manny. 545 00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:39,572 Sorry, papi. 546 00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:43,776 I think I need to be alone for a while. 547 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,217 I understand. 548 00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:46,842 Just remember, Manny, 549 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,434 I'm there for you whenever there's a rainy day. 550 00:17:49,716 --> 00:17:51,215 'Cause we don't work those, so... 551 00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:54,954 You keep your chin up, kid. 552 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:57,056 It's gonna work out okay. 553 00:17:58,039 --> 00:17:59,125 I know. 554 00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:00,827 Thanks, Jay. 555 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:03,295 I'm so sorry that I told you 556 00:18:03,297 --> 00:18:05,331 that you didn't care about other people. 557 00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:06,565 I care about other people. 558 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,034 I'm really very sensitive. 559 00:18:08,102 --> 00:18:09,168 That's great. 560 00:18:09,237 --> 00:18:11,024 So, maybe tomorrow, you can take Joe 561 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,249 to that little boy's princess party. 562 00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:14,990 Little boy's princess party? 563 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,771 Eh... I think it's nice that he has the freedom 564 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,396 to express himself that way. 565 00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:22,574 Pretty good, huh? 566 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,643 They want the parents to go dress up, too. 567 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:25,868 Okay, I'm out. 568 00:18:26,568 --> 00:18:29,137 45 minutes of sitar, and nothing. 569 00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:30,925 She can't be reasoned with. 570 00:18:31,158 --> 00:18:32,167 That's so Dede. 571 00:18:32,226 --> 00:18:33,925 She's clearly still upset with us. 572 00:18:34,104 --> 00:18:35,871 Well, she does hold a grudge. 573 00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,028 Phil. 574 00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:39,865 Claire, could you try and reason with your mother? 575 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,348 What... Okay, Jerry, is it possible 576 00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:44,870 that you are projecting your guilt about moving on? 577 00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:47,873 Because that's not my mom over there. 578 00:18:48,052 --> 00:18:49,251 I don't mean to seem indelicate, 579 00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:51,175 but you sound a little crazy right now. 580 00:18:51,228 --> 00:18:53,084 Please, talk to the tree. 581 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,317 Okay, um... 582 00:18:58,735 --> 00:19:00,482 Hey, uh, Mom? 583 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,772 So, uh... Jerry wants to go to Mexico for a year... 584 00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:07,174 - Four months! - Worth a shot. 585 00:19:07,243 --> 00:19:08,509 And he's lonely, 586 00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:12,420 so he wants to take his new friend. 587 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:14,373 What? 588 00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:16,317 Wh... You're... 589 00:19:16,552 --> 00:19:18,052 Really? You're okay with it? 590 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,637 She says "Have fun." 591 00:19:20,672 --> 00:19:22,932 How did she sound? Did she seem passive-aggressive? 592 00:19:22,957 --> 00:19:24,631 Yeah, maybe you should double-check, Claire. 593 00:19:24,656 --> 00:19:26,787 Great. Thank you, Phil. 594 00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:30,873 Mom, after missing you a lot 595 00:19:30,898 --> 00:19:33,834 and talking about very little else, 596 00:19:34,818 --> 00:19:36,780 um, Jerry finally met someone. 597 00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:39,746 It's... It's actually Dylan's Mom, Farrah, 598 00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:43,256 and he wants to take her to Mexico. 599 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,891 She's listening. Keep going. 600 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,713 Um... Jerry is worried that this would upset you, 601 00:19:51,748 --> 00:19:54,234 but I told him that you want him to be happy 602 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,012 and to move on, right? 603 00:19:56,274 --> 00:19:58,141 Please move, please move. 604 00:19:59,878 --> 00:20:02,111 Dede, does the rustling mean "Yes"? 605 00:20:03,915 --> 00:20:04,948 Thank you, Dede. 606 00:20:05,313 --> 00:20:06,802 I will always love you. 607 00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:09,229 I need some water. 608 00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:11,588 - And let's go rescue that eggplant. - Yes. 609 00:20:14,309 --> 00:20:15,508 That was crazy! 610 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,743 - Did you see that? - Hold on. 611 00:20:17,812 --> 00:20:20,348 Your... Your mom wants to say something. 612 00:20:20,373 --> 00:20:22,481 - What? - "Hey, Claire Bear. 613 00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:25,272 "Maybe you should appreciate Phil's magic more, 614 00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:27,807 especially since he just solved your problem." 615 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:29,832 I can't believe it. You're a genius. 616 00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,287 Mm. Thank you. 617 00:20:31,322 --> 00:20:34,404 You're welcome. They don't call me Filament Dunphy for nothing. 618 00:20:34,439 --> 00:20:37,307 That is cute, but you are still selling houses, right? 619 00:20:37,342 --> 00:20:40,329 Oh, shoot, I have a showing in 20 minutes. 620 00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:46,263 Love you. 621 00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:51,640 Oh, I guess I should be watering you more, huh? 622 00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:52,841 I've been busy. 623 00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:53,929 You're not even here, 624 00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,220 and I feel like you're judging me. 625 00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:57,679 Fine. I haven't been busy. 626 00:20:57,992 --> 00:20:59,021 I miss you. 627 00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:01,960 It's probably why I didn't want to see Jerry. 628 00:21:01,985 --> 00:21:04,152 He reminds me so much of you. 629 00:21:04,214 --> 00:21:07,060 It's also why Farrah drives me nuts. 630 00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:09,146 If I'm gonna have a kook in my house, 631 00:21:09,171 --> 00:21:10,671 I'd want it to be you. 632 00:21:11,928 --> 00:21:12,967 Phil. 633 00:21:13,797 --> 00:21:15,255 Phil, stop it! 634 00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:20,345 Shut up, Mom. I like this haircut. 635 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:27,132 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com