1
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- Okay, we're all set up
in there, Mr. Peralta.

2
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Just sign here.

3
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- What's all set up?
What's going on?

4
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- Ah, thank you for asking,
Terrence.

5
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You see, the food
in prison was inedible.

6
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All I thought
about day and night

7
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were the things
I wished I was eating.

8
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And you, Amy.
I thought about you a lot.

9
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Sex with you, just,
us doing sex with foreplay.

10
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- Great save, babe. Thanks.

11
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- And so I decided to make
my food fantasy come true.

12
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Unbutton your pants
and take off your shoes,

13
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'cause there's gonna
be a doinkload of sodium

14
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at Freedom Feast 2017.

15
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We begin where
all great stories begin.

16
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In the quaint little town
of French Fry Village.

17
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After that, we're gonna
move our adventure over

18
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to Cheeseburger Mountain,

19
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which consists... you guessed
it... of turkey burgers.

20
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I'm kidding, it's cheeseburgers.

21
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This is kind of just stuffing.
You can avoid that.

22
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But it's attached to
the Thanksgiving turkey theme

23
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'cause I was thinking about
that a lot up in the jail.

24
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And finally, we have
a big old Passover brisket

25
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'cause you know I loves my mom.

26
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If you would all take a seat
while I make a toast.

27
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Kindly raise your two liters.

28
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To freedom, to you,
and most importantly,

29
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to orange drank.

30
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And sex with Amy.

31
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To sex with Amy!

32
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- Sorry. Shouldn't have
said that last part.

33
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CREDITS

34
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Oink, oink.

35
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Good morning, sir.

36
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Your expression
is inscrutable as always.

37
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- And yours is extremely
scrutable.

38
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You want something.

39
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A video game, perhaps?

40
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Or a fidget spinner?

41
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- I do want both
of those things,

42
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but that's not why I'm here.

43
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I'm back and I'm ready for
a case, so what do you got?

44
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A murder? A sui?
A murder-sui?

45
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They often follow one another.

46
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Ooh, maybe you've got
an avunculicide up in there?

47
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- The murder of an uncle.

48
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I'm surprised you know
what that word means.

49
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- I learned about a lot
of new crimes in prison.

50
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Those people real bad.

51
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- You know
you can't work a case yet.

52
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You've been assigned
to desk duty.

53
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- Oh, please. Don't make me
sit behind a desk all day.

54
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That's worse than prison.

55
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No, it's not.
Prison real bad.

56
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- Those are the rules
for anyone experiencing

57
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a traumatic work-lapse.

58
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- It wasn't that traumatic.

59
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- You just said, and I quote,

60
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"Prison real bad."

61
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- Look, I'm ready.
I'm the same old Jake.

62
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- I don't know why
you have an issue with this.

63
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Rosa was happy to comply.

64
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- So, what,
now I'm just supposed

65
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to do anything that Rosa does?

66
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I mean, what if she
jumped off a cliff?

67
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- If Rosa were
to jump off a cliff,

68
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she would've done her
due diligence regarding

69
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the height of the cliff,
the depth of the water,

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and the angle of entry,
so... yes.

71
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If you see Rosa jump off
a cliff, by all means.

72
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Jump off a cliff.

73
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- You jump off a cliff.

74
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- Gladly.

75
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Provided Rosa did first.

76
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- Hey. Babe.

77
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You forgot your lunch at home.

78
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- Aww, thanks Adrian.
You're the sweetest.

79
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- Aww, of course.

80
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I French kissed every
slice of meat in that sandwich.

81
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- Pimento, welcome back.

82
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How was Argentina?

83
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- Eh, it was
kind of boring, actually.

84
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Although, one funny thing
did happen to me.

85
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Still feels like you and I

86
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have a different idea
about what a funny thing is.

87
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- Right? Anyway.
I should boogie.

88
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- What?
Say good-bye to mommy.

89
00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,250
- Ooh, don't mind if I do.

90
00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,785
- All right,
I'm just gonna look over here.

91
00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,754
- Okay. I'm doing that thing.
- Man.

92
00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,465
- I think it's still happening.
- I'm still hearing it.

93
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- Phew!

94
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Hang on. Were you creeps
watching that the whole time?

95
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- Well...
- Uh...

96
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- I'm just kidding.
I know you were.

97
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It's like an eclipse.
You should always look at it

98
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with both eyes wide open.
Full on. You're welcome.

99
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I love you, babe.

100
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- Love you too.
- Yeah!

101
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- Must be so nice
having Pimento back.

102
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I mean, you shouldn't
eat that sandwich.

103
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- Something's wrong.
He's acting weird...

104
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- Er than normal?
- Yes.

105
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He's not telling me something.

106
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- You guys did spend
several months apart.

107
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Maybe it's all in your head.

108
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- Oh.
Bitches be crazy,

109
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is that what
you're saying, Terry?

110
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- What?
No, no.

111
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I did not say that.
I would never say that.

112
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- Not cool, Terry.

113
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My relationship's in trouble.

114
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- Terry loves women!

115
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Women be sane!

116
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- Welcome to the first day
of the rest of your life,

117
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desk brother.

118
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- I don't think so.

119
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This is just temporary.

120
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- That's what I said.

121
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- Join us, Jake.

122
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- You know you want to.

123
00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,446
We're going to Wingsluts.

124
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- My God. Charles!

125
00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,816
Charles, Charles, Charles!

126
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- What's wrong?

127
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- Going crazy over here, man.

128
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The only worthwhile thing
I've done today

129
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was take a Buzzfeed quiz
about what kind of onion I am.

130
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Hm. Vidalia.

131
00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,626
- Ah. Cipollini.

132
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- That was not
the point of my story.

133
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- Oh.
- Desk duty is a nightmare.

134
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Name one thing someone
accomplished

135
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while sitting behind a desk.

136
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- Abraham Lincoln
abolished slavery.

137
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- Yeah, but think about how
much faster he would've done it

138
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if he'd got off his ass
once in a while, right?

139
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Well, just tell me what
you're working on, huh?

140
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Before the stapling starts
again, please? Please?

141
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- I don't know if I should.
- Charles, Charles, Charles!

142
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I need this, man.
Just give me a little taste.

143
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- Grand larceny.
- No!

144
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- Ow!
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

145
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I just...
I love grand larceny.

146
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- I know.
I didn't wanna bring it up.

147
00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,794
- It'll never happen again,
just...

148
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Who got robbed?

149
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- Sneaker store.
- I hope you die!

150
00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,390
- Ah!
- Oh! That was way too harsh.

151
00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,858
Charles, forgive me.

152
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This is crazy, right?
It doesn't seem fair.

153
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I should be working this case.

154
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- Yeah.

155
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- I will work this case.

156
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There's gotta be
a way to fix it.

157
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And I'm gonna figure it out.

158
00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,333
- Are you serious?
- Yes.

159
00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,801
- Yeah!

160
00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,512
- Wow, throwing your file
all over the place, Charles?

161
00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,504
Really immature.
- Yeah, you're right.

162
00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,838
I'll go clean it up.

163
00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,740
- Well, figured out
what's off with Pimento.

164
00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,075
He's cheating on me.

165
00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,643
- No.
- Oh, Rosa.

166
00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,545
- I found his
credit card statement.

167
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There's a charge for
a restaurant called La Palapa.

168
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Two entrees. One flan.

169
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- One flan?
- One flan.

170
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- That's cold.
- Yeah.

171
00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,488
Cold.

172
00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,622
I'm so confused.

173
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They shared the flan!

174
00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,425
- Okay, but...

175
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That seems like
a bit of a stretch.

176
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- Nope.
When it comes to cheating,

177
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you gotta pay attention
to all the signs.

178
00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:30,864
During my year abroad in Japan,

179
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I learned that the hard way.

180
00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,567
Chiaki...

181
00:05:33,591 --> 00:05:36,191
-

182
00:05:36,215 --> 00:05:39,815
-

183
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,339
-

184
00:05:41,363 --> 00:05:42,363
-

185
00:05:42,387 --> 00:05:43,843
-

186
00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,146
There was no Japanese tea sock.

187
00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,748
But there was a Japanese man.

188
00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,583
I wasted a year on Chiaki.

189
00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,918
- So, what should I do?

190
00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,128
- Maybe don't jump
to conclusions.

191
00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,554
- No! Interrogate him!

192
00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,523
Follow the flan, Rosa.

193
00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,757
Follow the flan.

194
00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,858
- Right.

195
00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,593
Follow the flan.

196
00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,762
- Guess what
I'm holding behind my back?

197
00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,597
- Before we begin,

198
00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,466
what are the parameters
of the guessing game?

199
00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,710
How many guesses do I get?
Is there a time limit?

200
00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,436
- Forget it.
You ruin everything.

201
00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,546
It's the police code
and ethics manual.

202
00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,871
Chapter four. Page 83.

203
00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,172
- You should not have told me.

204
00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,607
I never would've guessed it.

205
00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:14,942
Now I've won.

206
00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,777
- This.
This is what I've missed.

207
00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,146
- It clearly states that
I can get off of desk duty if

208
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I pass a field evaluation
performed by a member

209
00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,484
of the Municipal Police
Training Council.

210
00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,519
That's right.
It's a loophole.

211
00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,654
Loophole high five.

212
00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:27,988
- Loop...
- Hole.

213
00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,624
- Loop...
- Hole!

214
00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,001
- Enough. This is
highly inappropriate.

215
00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,894
Did you also see
where it states,

216
00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,897
"If you fail the evaluation,
you will be suspended"?

217
00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,499
I would have to take
your gun and badge.

218
00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,000
- I'm not worried about that.

219
00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,745
I swear to my personal Lord
and Savior, Steph Curry,

220
00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,203
I'm ready.

221
00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,205
- I think you're rushing.
It's a bad idea.

222
00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,608
- Doesn't matter. I'm allowed
to demand my own evaluation.

223
00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,018
- Yes, but as your
commanding officer,

224
00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:52,446
I choose the evaluator.
And I choose...

225
00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,447
Me.

226
00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:54,748
- Wait. What?

227
00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,650
- I'm a qualified member
of the MPTC.

228
00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:57,651
I'll administer it.

229
00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,453
- All right. Fine.

230
00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:00,754
I'll pass your dumb evaluation

231
00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,556
and crack this case.
Bring it on.

232
00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,924
- I will.
- Good.

233
00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,959
- Good.
- You're good. But I'm better.

234
00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,671
And I'm gonna ace this thing
before you can even...

235
00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:08,805
Oh, wait, wait,
what are you writing down?

236
00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,230
Sir? What are you writing down?

237
00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,932
Charles...
What's he writing?

238
00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,934
- Write something good.
- Write something good.

239
00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,504
We're just gonna leave.
Just stop writing.

240
00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,714
Just stop writing.
- Stop writing.

241
00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,939
- Unless it's good.
- No.

242
00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:19,983
- Is it good?
- Is it good?

243
00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,208
We're gonna go. Sir?

244
00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,242
- Write something good.

245
00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,544
- Write something good.

246
00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,892
- It looks like the perp
knew what he was after.

247
00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,527
All he took was a shipment
of thousand dollar

248
00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:33,521
limited edition Weezies
designed by Little Wayne.

249
00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,888
- Oh, it's Lil.

250
00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,089
- Oh, like Lillian.
- No.

251
00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,491
- Lillian Wayne. Okay.

252
00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,226
- Okay.

253
00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,962
Captain, I hope you're
wearing your evaluating pants,

254
00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,272
'cause I'm about to put on
a crime solving clinic.

255
00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,965
- I am wearing
my evaluating pants.

256
00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,233
- What? 'Cause I was just...

257
00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,001
Wait, what are evaluating pants?

258
00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,579
- They have a deep bottom
pocket for my notepad,

259
00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,005
and they don't crease,
which is a must,

260
00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,241
given how much
I squat during an evaluation.

261
00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,077
- Mmkay, well there were
no witnesses to the crime,

262
00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,022
which is weird since there was
a long line of sneaker-heads

263
00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,990
right outside the window,
and you're actually squatting.

264
00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,249
- Just, uh, ignore me.

265
00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,217
Unless you can't.

266
00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,119
- It's not a problem.
I love ignoring you.

267
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,631
Don't write that down.
But continuing with the case,

268
00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:08,998
There were no signs
of forced entry.

269
00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,223
- Hm.
- No fingerprints.

270
00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,892
- Hmm.
- And no DNA evidence.

271
00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,136
- Hmm.
- Okay, I can't ignore you.

272
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,862
What are you writing down there?

273
00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,139
- Probably that
you're crushing it, Jake,

274
00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,297
because you are crushing it.

275
00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,999
- Are you trying
to squat a peek?

276
00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,568
- Of course I'm trying
to squat a peek,

277
00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,536
but I also might be
solving the case.

278
00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,047
Charles, come take a look at
this... there's a security camera

279
00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,906
across the street
we didn't see before.

280
00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,941
I have a feeling our answers
are in that footage.

281
00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,543
Squat five.

282
00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,078
- Too far.
- I'll move closer.

283
00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,113
- Still too far.
- A little closer.

284
00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,548
- Getting closer.
- There we go.

285
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,619
Worth it.

286
00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,089
- I followed the flan.

287
00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,233
I confronted Pimento about
La Palapa and he lied to me.

288
00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,157
-

289
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,071
- He denied ever even
hearing about the restaurant.

290
00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,963
- Hmm, that is strange.
- And this morning,

291
00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,565
he left the house
in clean clothes.

292
00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:53,000
He never does that.
- Never?

293
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,301
- You need to follow him.

294
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,745
Catch him with his spoon
in the flan.

295
00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,638
- That's exactly
what I was thinking.

296
00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,115
I need to check out
a full surveillance kit.

297
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,340
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

298
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,275
That's against the rules.
Sarge?

299
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,349
- There are no rules when
it comes to cheating, Amy.

300
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,046
- I totally agree.

301
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,915
But unfortunately,
the NYPD does not.

302
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,117
I can't lend you department
equipment for personal use.

303
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,352
But there may be a work-around.
Hitchcock!

304
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,622
You have any surveillance
equipment Rosa can borrow?

305
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,256
- You mean my creep kit?

306
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,626
No prob.
Got another one in the car.

307
00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,028
- See, Amy? That's what
a real friend looks like.

308
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,665
- Okay.
Security footage came in.

309
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,634
Let's see what we got.

310
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,268
- Probably a huge break.

311
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,013
- Well, let's not put too much
pressure on it.

312
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,772
- You're right.
It's probably a dead end.

313
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,116
- Also not helpful.
- Let's just watch the footage.

314
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,742
- Yes. Great. All right, so,

315
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,044
here we have the camped-out
line of sneaker-heads.

316
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,354
Not much going on
around midnight.

317
00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,980
Let's just fast-forward.
- It's okay.

318
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,357
- Still pretty calm
at around 1:00 a.m.

319
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,250
- That's all right.
- Fast forward.

320
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,028
And also looking a little bit
slow around 3:00 a.m.

321
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,721
- So, basically
it shows nothing.

322
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,657
- Or...

323
00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,091
Does it show everything?

324
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,693
- Ooh!

325
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,628
- Sorry not sorry.
It was just a stupid pencil.

326
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,263
- It was a gift
from my deceased father.

327
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,331
- A pencil?
Your dad gave pretty bad gifts.

328
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,678
Although on the other hand,
all my dad ever gave me

329
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,146
was abandonment issues,
so, potato-tomato.

330
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,138
But look at this.
Right around 4:00 a.m.,

331
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,640
the line moves down.

332
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:09,176
Everyone except
for that blue pup tent,

333
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,078
which is interesting.

334
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,780
- Oh, my boy's got a hunch.

335
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,281
He's got bunches of hunches.

336
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,083
- I think they didn't move down

337
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,260
because they didn't care
about their place in line.

338
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,986
I believe all they cared about

339
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,421
was the placement
of their tent, which was...

340
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,758
Right over this manhole cover.

341
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:28,095
And I wonder what's behind this.

342
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,429
Hayouken!

343
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,131
Oh, look.

344
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,766
It's the sneaker store
stock room.

345
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,068
- Whoa.
How does he do it, folks?

346
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,403
- It was a team effort, Boyle.

347
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,838
Humble five?
- You know it.

348
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,773
Uh, I couldn't possibly.

349
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,274
- Of course
we still have no idea

350
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,776
who was in the blue pup tent.

351
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,320
- You know what?
There is no pleasing you.

352
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,146
- That is accurate.

353
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,117
- What do you want?

354
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,351
- Hey.
- Hi, Rosa.

355
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,186
- How's the Pimento
stake out going?

356
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,022
Has he done anything
suspicious yet?

357
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,790
- No.
Just regular Pimento stuff.

358
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,307
- Ugh. It's like
he's going all norm-core

359
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,133
to through me off the scent.

360
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,368
- Or maybe it could be
Pimento wasn't cheating on you.

361
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,237
- What? You sound like
a real Amy right now.

362
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,839
- Hey.
- I know,

363
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,841
but even a broken Amy
can be right twice a day.

364
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,709
- Hey!

365
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,787
- We went to lunch at La Palapa
and we shared the flan.

366
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,088
- Oh, so you two are boning now?

367
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,347
No!

368
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,315
- The flan's huge.
Everyone shares it.

369
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,284
The restaurant tells you to.
- Hmm.

370
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,486
- Maybe it's time to put
the creep kit away, Rosa.

371
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,188
- Wait.

372
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,298
Pimento just walked up
to a woman.

373
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,457
- A female woman?

374
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,426
Rosa, is it a female woman?

375
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,427
- They just kissed.

376
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,796
- Oh, no.

377
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,264
I'm so sorry, Rosa.

378
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,365
- Whatever.

379
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,300
Hope you enjoyed the flan.

380
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,771
- So, what's this about
a giant flan?

381
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,306
- The manager at the store
recognized the pup tent

382
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,341
from two previous
sneaker launches.

383
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,244
And he ID'd the owner
as one Morris Richman.

384
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,314
- Who just so happens
to work for Con Ed,

385
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,149
on underground electrical wires.

386
00:11:56,183 --> 00:12:00,220
- He also just so happens
to live a-right a-here.

387
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,857
You might wanna squat for this,
Mr. Evaluator.

388
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,426
- I decide when
the squatting is necessary.

389
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,099
This was my choice.

390
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,301
- Can I help you?
- NYPD.

391
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,468
Are you Morris Richman?

392
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,870
- Yes.
- And are those

393
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:17,938
Weezies?

394
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,472
- Yes.

395
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,274
- Well done, Peralta.
- Thank you.

396
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,377
But it wasn't me.
It was Steph...

397
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,446
Working through me.

398
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,181
- What is going on?

399
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,817
- Oh, he's been evaluating me.

400
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,394
It's been up and down,
but this is a clear win.

401
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,186
Oh, sorry, you mean
what's going on with you?

402
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,788
You're under arrest
for grand larceny.

403
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,123
- I didn't do anything.

404
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,225
Is this about the Weezies?

405
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,526
A friend gave them to me.

406
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,895
I'm innocent.
Come on, man, I'm innocent.

407
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,363
- Sure you are, buddy.

408
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,498
We all know you did it.

409
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,972
Charles!

410
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,141
We arrested the wrong guy.
- What?

411
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,485
- Morris Richman didn't do it.
We have to fix this right now.

412
00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,578
- I'll wait for you
to not be naked.

413
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,150
- This is really bad, Charles.

414
00:13:02,183 --> 00:13:04,093
- Jake, can you please
spiral a little quieter?

415
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,819
Nikolaj is still asleep

416
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,130
and if he hears two men
arguing in the next room,

417
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,889
he might think
he's getting sold again.

418
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,523
- Aww, man,
his backstory is so sad.

419
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,759
- I know.
- Look.

420
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,561
I don't know how I screwed
this up, I mean,

421
00:13:13,594 --> 00:13:15,439
maybe Holt got in my head
with all of his squatting.

422
00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:17,173
- It was a powerful image.
- I think I rushed this all

423
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,932
so I could pass the evaluation.
Bottom line,

424
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,033
we arrested the wrong guy.

425
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,601
- What about the pup tent?

426
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,312
And the manhole?
And he was wearing Weezies.

427
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,114
- Maybe his friend gave them
to him just like he said.

428
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,549
We have no physical evidence

429
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,041
tying him to the stock room.

430
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,218
Plus, where are the rest
of the sneakers?

431
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,610
Okay. So,

432
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,212
do we tell Captain Holt?

433
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,990
- No. Then he'll fail me
and I'll get suspended.

434
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,849
We gotta solve this on our own.

435
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,952
And I think I know how.
I found a lead on the dark web.

436
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,854
- Nice. The dark web.

437
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,331
It's the only place
you can buy quality bat meat.

438
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,992
- Mm. Gross.
Anyways, I posted a message

439
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,861
looking for Weezies and
I got pointed to MizzBK-Sneaks.

440
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,296
She put this pic up yesterday.

441
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,198
- Ah.
Those are our stolen shoes.

442
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,632
But who's MizzBK-Sneaks?

443
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,567
- Her name is Jenny McFadden.

444
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,946
She moves her merch out of the
back of a bodega on Willoughby.

445
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,581
- Cool, cool, cool, cool.
All right, one problem.

446
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,283
If we go to the bodega
looking like detectives,

447
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,608
we'll spook her.

448
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,010
- Right you are,
Charles my chum.

449
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,153
But we won't
look like detectives.

450
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,246
I brought all my best sneakers.

451
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,148
Get your fat, sweaty feet ready.

452
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,582
- Yeah.

453
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,584
- We're gonna look
flippity-dippity-fly.

454
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,087
- Hey. So, you doing okay?

455
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,890
- Not really.

456
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,134
I waited outside
that restaurant for two hours

457
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,292
and he never came out.

458
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,293
Cantaloupe?

459
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,361
- I'm good. Amy?

460
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,096
- Also good. Also good.

461
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,898
- I spent the whole night
riding my bike,

462
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,934
just thinking and riding,
riding and thinking.

463
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,344
Also, I drank some water
from the stream.

464
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,270
- And what did you figure out?

465
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,015
- I'm gonna dump his ass.
He should be here any minute.

466
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,282
- Oh, you're gonna do it
at work. That's great.

467
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,042
- There you are.

468
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,185
Babe, I've been
looking for you all night.

469
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,078
You didn't come home.

470
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,655
- 'Cause I knew if I did,
I would stab you in the face.

471
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,015
- Oh, Terry, we have
the thing in the other room.

472
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,616
- Mm-hmm.
- Phone...

473
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,652
- Yeah. Meeting. Uh, work.
Friend lunch. Yep.

474
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:49,056
- So is this
a sexy stab in the face?

475
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,690
Or an angry stab in the face?

476
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,592
Don't play dumb with me.

477
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,437
I know about your mistress.
I know about La Palapa.

478
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,096
I know about the flan.

479
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,273
- Babe, wait.
- Oh, I've been waiting.

480
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,299
I waited all night to do this.

481
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,667
We're done. It's over.

482
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,070
- What? No.

483
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,672
I don't have a mistress.

484
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,075
That woman's name
is Seņora Reyes.

485
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,342
She's my Spanish teacher.

486
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,044
- Oh, please.
- No, I'm serious.

487
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,355
The only reason
we were even at La Palapa

488
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,081
was so I can practice
ordering in Spanish.

489
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,315
Ah... by the way...

490
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,220
- It did?

491
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,628
- Oh, my God.

492
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,297
Oh, my God.

493
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,699
Adrian, I'm so sorry.
You must be so mad at me.

494
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,367
- What? No, of course
I'm not mad at you.

495
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,104
Are you kidding? Jealousy's,
like, the hottest emotion.

496
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,171
Let's do this.

497
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,272
- Okay, let's do it.

498
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,011
- All right. This guy
looks like the gatekeeper.

499
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,345
Just follow my lead.
- Okay.

500
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,049
Hey, how are ya?

501
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,218
Just grabbing a couple things.

502
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:55,122
- Ham puffs, a single tampon,
and a hot rod magazine?

503
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,723
- Know how we do.
- Ahh.

504
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,360
- Hey, listen, we're looking
to score some kicks.

505
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,361
You know where we can find some?

506
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,196
- Yeah. The mall.

507
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,099
- The mall. What do we look
like, Jay and Silent Bob?

508
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,105
- Actually, yeah.

509
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,473
- Fair enough.

510
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,118
- Look, we're friends
with Jenny McFadden.

511
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,245
- Okay.
Well, if that's true,

512
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,480
tell me what her
favorite shoe is.

513
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,982
- Old school Impala All-Stars.

514
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,753
- Okay. I'll go get her.
- Great.

515
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,455
I can't believe that worked.

516
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,366
I just guessed the coolest shoe
I knew and I was right.

517
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,358
Nope, he's running away.

518
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,728
- Ugh, these shoes
are so uncomfortable!

519
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,297
- They're dress sneakers,

520
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,731
you're not supposed
to run in them.

521
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,234
Freeze!

522
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,270
NYPD. Let me see your hands.

523
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,038
- I didn't do anything.

524
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,406
- Then why were you running?

525
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,516
- I didn't want any trouble.
I have two priors.

526
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,142
- Where is Jenny McFadden?

527
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,710
- There is no Jenny McFadden.

528
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,555
That's a cover for the dude
who steals the shoes.

529
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,247
His name is Morris Richman.

530
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,116
- Oh, no.

531
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,493
No, no, no, no, no.
- Why are you freaking out?

532
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,561
- This is great.
You were right all along.

533
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,287
It was Morris Richman.

534
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,397
You'll definitely pass
your evaluation now.

535
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,456
- Yeah, the only thing is...

536
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,359
- You let Morris Richman go?

537
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,363
- Single tampon?

538
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,601
- I am in shock, Peralta.

539
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,436
I can't believe
you released Morris Richman.

540
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,704
We have evidence.

541
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,672
- Great evidence
that Jake found.

542
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,717
- Exactly, which makes it even
worse that he let him go.

543
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,752
- That's not fair. I was trying
to help, but he tricked me.

544
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,778
- You blew this case.
You bungled your evaluation,

545
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,448
and you never retrieved
my father's pencil.

546
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,093
- Sir, I am happy
to get you a new pencil.

547
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,427
- It won't be the same.
And now you're just

548
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,785
standing here, mum as a mouse.

549
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,454
Have you nothing to say
for yourself?

550
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,389
- I can explain.
- Of course he can.

551
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,525
My boy's got bunches
of explunches. Hit 'em, Jake.

552
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,560
- I'm not ready to be back.

553
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,395
You should suspend me.
- What?

554
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,532
- Look, when we arrested Richman

555
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,168
and he said he didn't do it,
I just...

556
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,769
I couldn't stop
thinking about it.

557
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,404
I mean, what if he was
telling the truth?

558
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,739
What if he was innocent

559
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,807
and I was putting
an innocent man in jail?

560
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,676
It's just...

561
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,811
Feels a lot harder for me
to put another human being

562
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,414
in prison after
experiencing it myself.

563
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,782
It's really horrible.

564
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,484
Look, I wanted
to be back in the field,

565
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,885
because I wanted
to be the old me,

566
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,589
but the truth is,
I'm not the old me yet.

567
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,857
Maybe I never will be.

568
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,395
Anyways, I'm gonna
go cry in the bathroom.

569
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,430
Peace out, homies.

570
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,569
- Hey. What's going on?

571
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,137
I thought everything worked out.

572
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,481
Is there a reason
you're still upset?

573
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,839
- What makes you
think I'm upset?

574
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,775
- The giant hole
you carved into the table.

575
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,610
- Oops. Didn't notice.

576
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,213
There. Fixed it.

577
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,881
- Look, I get it.

578
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,559
You feel guilty about
accusing him of cheating.

579
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,385
That's on me.

580
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,188
I encouraged you because of all
my unresolved Chiaki issues.

581
00:18:42,012 --> 00:18:43,812
-

582
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,892
- No, it's not that,
it's just...

583
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,827
Last night, when I ended
things with Adrian,

584
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,163
I had this huge feeling
of relief.

585
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,698
It's the first time in
a long time

586
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,166
that I felt like myself again.

587
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,834
- Oh, Rosa.

588
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,479
- I think I got so worked up
about him cheating on me

589
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,937
because I wanted it to be true.

590
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,839
I needed an excuse
to end things.

591
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,809
And now I don't know what to do.

592
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,877
- I think
you do know what to do.

593
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,580
- Thanks, Amy.

594
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,885
- I have no idea
what she's gonna do

595
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,630
but that's the safest way
to give Rosa advice.

596
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,788
- Yep.

597
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,825
- Packing your desk.

598
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,593
That's a major downer.

599
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,295
- Yeah, so why
are you smiling like that?

600
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,696
- We found Morris Richman.

601
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,465
- Nuh-uh, Jake found him.

602
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,200
- We talked about this, Boyle.

603
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,544
We agreed that if you
couldn't keep it together,

604
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,536
you couldn't be a part of this.

605
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,637
- I'll be good.

606
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,915
- We went through
your case file,

607
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,674
and everything
we needed was there.

608
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,943
Richman's aliases,
his known associates,

609
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,512
and an address in Queens
that he used as a safe house.

610
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,780
The 2-7 just picked him up.

611
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,781
- Tell him the other stuff.
Tell him.

612
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,849
Tell him now.

613
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,517
Yeah. I can't be here.

614
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,764
- When you demanded
to be put back on the field,

615
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,490
I worried
that you were being flippant

616
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,225
about your time in prison.

617
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,627
I thought you would
be reckless, but I was wrong.

618
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,230
Prison has made you
more cautious.

619
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,966
- Yeah, but what if
I'm too cautious now?

620
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,844
I mean, I used to see
everything as black and white,

621
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,237
and now,
it's looking real gray to me.

622
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,939
- I wish every cop had a voice
in their head asking,

623
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,808
what if he's innocent?

624
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,910
You see it as weakness,
but it means you're growing.

625
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,346
It makes you a better detective.

626
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,781
So, you passed your evaluation.

627
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,249
You can go back in the field.

628
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,884
- Oh.

629
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,820
Wow.

630
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,589
Thank you for passing me.

631
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,923
But I actually feel like

632
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,293
I need a little bit
more time to readjust.

633
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,661
I think I should ride the desk
for a few more weeks.

634
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,798
- I respect that.

635
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,311
- Okay, Charles,
you can come hug us now.

636
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,669
We know you're still there.

637
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,271
- I never left.
- Ugh!

638
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,672
- Thank you for understanding.

639
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,807
- Yeah.

640
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,809
- Oh. Look.

641
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,811
- Oh, boy.

642
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,814
- Here's your blood back.
- Mm.

643
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,717
Well, in that case,

644
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,585
I guess you should have
your blood back too.

645
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,354
- What? How did you get this?

646
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,898
- You know, I might want
a couple minutes up here alone.

647
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,591
Just to kinda process this,
you know.

648
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,993
- Of course.

649
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,303
- So, how'd it go?

650
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,714
- It actually went
surprisingly well...

651
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,579
No! Rosa!

652
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,894
- Honestly, this is the best
I could've asked for.

653
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,987
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