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Oh. What the hell do you want?

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No! No, no, no.

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I'm not gonna tell you
what happened last week.

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No. I'm not gonna do it.

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It's fucking stupid.

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Just watch the show right now,

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and you'll figure it out, all right?

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I'm gonna get hit on the head.
Would you back up, please?

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We're playing a game here. Thank you.

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- This all belongs to Debbie?
- Yeah.

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You get the fragrances.

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I'll get the shoes and the dresses.

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Mikey, we did it.

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Port money. We got money.

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We can go to the ER for your disgusting

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and infected port thing.

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How's it going?

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Oh, you know, I'm crushing it.

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I lied before.

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I don't really know how to make tamales.

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I just wanted to spend time with you

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in a place that smells like corn.

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'Cause you like me.

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No, this is not the place
that sells stolen goods

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as a side hustle.

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Unless you got the secret password.

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- I'm Mimi.
- V.

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Do you wanna get a nightcap, V?

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Maybe somewhere
that people aren't staring.

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Bye, best friends. Have fun.

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Brings you to church?

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AA. You?

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NMAA, new mom AA.

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I'm Sarah.

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Debbie! O, captain, our captain!

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We're sticking it to the man.
We're on strike.

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You're Frank Gallagher's boy.

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Listen, you're not welcome here, Liam.

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You gotta understand
that Frank and Monica

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wronged this family 20 ways
since Tuesday.

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But I'm just the only black person

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in a house full of crackers.

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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com

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? Think of all the luck you got ?

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? Know that it's not for naught ?

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? You were beaming once before ?

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? But it's not like that anymore ?

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? What is this downside ?

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? That you speak of? ?

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? What is this feeling ?

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? You're so sure of? ?

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? Round up the friends you got ?

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? Know that they're not for naught ?

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? You were willing once before ?

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? But it's not like that anymore ?

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? What is this downside ?

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? That you speak of ?

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? What is this feeling ?

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? You're so sure of? ?

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My pinto, Papa.

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That's our money, Debbie.

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It was your money

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until you and La Cucaracha
over here stole all my shit.

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Now it belongs to me,
along with anything else

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you receive for the rest
of your silly, little life.

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That's bullshit.

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And I'm taking
the rest of the cash Fiona left

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into buying a car,

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something tangible
you guys can't squander.

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I can see you're emotional.
Let's just...

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I am as cool
as a motherfucking cucumber.

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Thank you for your contribution.

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What the hell?

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You... you got dialysis.

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I'm not 100 percent, Frank.

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I dreamed about my death last night.

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How'd you die?

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Infected port.

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My father was there.
He was shaking his head.

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He was disappointed. I let him down.

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How?

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What more could he
possibly want from a son?

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So many things.

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He worked like a dog, my dad.

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He had a little shoe repair shop.

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He'd make keys.

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His dying wish was that I'd become...

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a real businessman.

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You wan... you wanna be a businessman?

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Let's make you a businessman.

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Rise and shine, my pal.

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- I... I can't.
- You can't?

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You think Lee Iacocca
ever said "I can't"?

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Yeah.

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Didn't he die?

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I rest my case.

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Come on.

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- Okay, good.
- Oh, shit.

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- One more.
- Oh!

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Fuck 'em.

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- Hey!
- I'm dizzy.

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I am too.

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- I'm dizzy, Frank.
- Here's your shirt.

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- Get my back.
- I got it.

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I thought you already had a job.

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I do.

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Well, I did, but we're on strike.

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And when you're on strike,
you don't get paid.

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So now, I'm looking for another job.

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What's a strike?

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An excuse not to work
until management agrees

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to pay you more and work you less.

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Fucking Frank.

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But the Union
still wants us to walk around

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for four hours a day
with a sign, chanting shit.

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Is that what those are for?

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Yeah.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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There we go.

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Hey, no more fake boob?

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What? No, no, no.

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That thing really made
an impression on people, huh?

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Boobs will do that.

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I gotcha.

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You should put him in the Pack 'n Play

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while you heat the milk up,
then make your coffee.

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Pro tip.

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All right.

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- Hey, you ready?
- I thought being

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in a union meant you made more money.

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Here we go. Here we go.

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Not any more in Trump's America.

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All right, I'm just gonna
put you here, okay?

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Daddy's gonna go make some coffee.

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He's gonna be right back, okay?

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You're doing great, buddy.

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You're doing so good.

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I hear you, huh. I hear you, I hear you.

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Pro tip: don't give out

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people's social security numbers

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and tell Uncle Sam where they were.

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How do you expect to get an ATM card?

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Nobody wanted an ATM card.
All we wanted was cash.

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Sorry.

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How's Tami?

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She's better. Out of ICU.

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Hopefully, she's out
of the hospital soon.

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Better be out of the hospital soon.

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That's a relic.

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- I'll give you five for it.
- Mm.

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Pleasure doing business with you.

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Tell your friends about us.
We buy and sell.

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Gonna love this.

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- Hey, V.
- Hey.

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Can I get a bloody Mary?

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- I thought you had to work.
- That's why I need a bloody.

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These fucking black doctors...
no offense.

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None taken. I'm not a doctor.

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I'm trying to get them
to prescribe this new drug

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for hypertension and diabetes,
but none of them gives a shit.

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Too expensive?

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Mm, no drug is too expensive

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if you have Medicare.

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It's these damn marketing restrictions.

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See, back in the day, I used to be able

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to just take 'em to dinner

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or some bullshit offsite in Hawaii.

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They would write
all the scripts you wanted,

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but now it's all illegal.

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Mm, that's a bad thing?

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It is if you gotta eat.

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Look at you two.

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Like two friends from that old show...

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Friends.

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Only there were no black friends.

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Or Asian friends.

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Can I get you guys anything?

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Bag of SmartPop!, chardonnay?

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We're good, thanks.

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All right, just let me know.

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I don't know what he's talking about.

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We don't even have chardonnay.

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Yo.

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How much you'd give me for this?

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Nothing.

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Give me 20, and I'll throw in
the gay little vest for free.

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That's Mrs. Zeigler's
emotional support animal.

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Take him back right now, man.

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The poor woman's
probably losing her shit.

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Unbelievable.

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At least you didn't become an artist.

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Those guys died poor.

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Monet, Van Gogh, all of 'em,

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except for the guy
that... that drew Snoopy.

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Well, he was funnier than all of 'em.

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Snoopy cracked me up.

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- Yeah.
- Ha.

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Well, here we are.

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What does this have to do
with being a businessman?

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If you're gonna go into business,

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the first thing you're gonna
need is capital.

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Wait.

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Today is your lucky day.

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Me and my friend here,
we're the wish granters.

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So, if you really want
your wish to come true,

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you're gonna wanna give that coin to me.

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But only if you want
the wish to come true.

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Really?

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Absolutely. That's why we're here.

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Scrape up all the coins in the fountain

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so we can make all the wishes come true.

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What do you wish for?

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My dog Steve ran away.

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I wish he'd come home.

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Well, put food in his bowl,

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'cause Steve will be home
before you know it.

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Thank you!

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Make a wish.

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Nah, I don't believe in stuff like that.

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Make a wish. What can it hurt?

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Plus, we're just gonna
wade in and get it.

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You wish you were a businessman?

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- Yeah.
- Too bad.

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You should have wished for a new port.

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Oh, well.

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See those guys over there?

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These squares.
Expense account, healthcare.

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Look at that breakfast burrito,
size of a baby.

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Those guys are suckers.

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I wanted to be like them.

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I went to college and everything, job...

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No, shit? You went to college?

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Me too. Northwestern.

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Malcolm X.

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Good school. Community college, but...

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What happened?

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I told you what happened.

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I bought a Blockbuster
video store with my pop,

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lost everything, the muffler shop,

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the car, the house.

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My father committed suicide.

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Shit. That sounds... depressing.

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But today's a new day.

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You wanna be a businessman?

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You gotta think like a businessman.

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I have no idea what that means.

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It means we're gonna need
some new threads.

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Ooh.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Lip.

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00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,583
Hi.

251
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,044
I actually started boiling some cabbage.

252
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You're new. What's your name?

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Uh, me... Lip.

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I got a baby, uh, boy.

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Welcome. This is a safe space.

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00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,013
Thank you.

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Totally. Does your wife work or...

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Oh, no, we're... we're
not married, actually.

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Good.

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Um.

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Yeah, she's still in the hospital, um...

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Oh, I'm so sorry. What happened?

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A C-section.

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Uh, there were some complications.

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Hope she makes it.

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Yeah, she's, uh... she's out of ICU.

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She's getting better.

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00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,038
Poor thing. Can I bring you dinner?

269
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,281
No. Thank you, though.

270
00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:50,410
- That's very nice.
- You sure?

271
00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:51,919
- Yeah, yeah. No.
- I'd be happy to.

272
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,528
You don't want that dinner.

273
00:11:53,529 --> 00:11:55,756
Woman can't warm up a Hot Pocket.

274
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,008
Let me give you my number
in case you need anything.

275
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,843
Anything.

276
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,637
- What's your number?
- My number is: I like anal.

277
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,013
Hey, whoa.

278
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,850
Thank you, Paige.
Okay, why don't we get started?

279
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,770
We're here because being
a new parent is hard.

280
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,688
Being a new parent
while trying to stay sober...

281
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,899
Harder than my dick at a Bublé concert.

282
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,735
Point is, as a sober mother myself,

283
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,695
I know what you're going through.

284
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,489
All you wanna do is drink a fifth,

285
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,449
house a lasagna, and hide in a dumpster

286
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,909
until that baby stops crying.

287
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,079
And that's why we're here,

288
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,624
to learn how to raise strong,
independent children,

289
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,708
and to take care of ourselves.

290
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,711
I have three beautiful children,

291
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,214
and last week, I read a book.

292
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,132
- Wow.
- You fucking kidding me?

293
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,009
How do you have the time?

294
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,387
You know, Paige, I put myself first.

295
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,013
That's how.

296
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,308
In the words of Gandhi,
"Fuck everybody."

297
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,020
Self-sufficient children
are happy children.

298
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,861
What's going on?

299
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,467
_

300
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,936
Buenos días.

301
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,816
I don't have a green card.
I'm a U. S. citizen.

302
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,693
I'm sure you have an ID.

303
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,546
You got a search warrant?

304
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,533
I do not, don't need one.

305
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,244
I'm not searching for anything.

306
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,623
We received information that there are

307
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,746
undocumented immigrants living here.

308
00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:39,419
- You know anything about that?
- Nope.

309
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,097
Sir, I wasn't asking you.

310
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,257
No, sir.

311
00:14:47,194 --> 00:14:49,530
Congratulations. You can drive.

312
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,142
I need to see additional proof
of citizenship,

313
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,187
passport, social security card...

314
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,814
This is racial profiling.

315
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,816
You wouldn't be asking that
if she wasn't a woman of color.

316
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,400
I'm an immigration agent, sir.

317
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,065
I'm simply here to keep you safe.

318
00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:06,489
Come on, Anne, you don't gotta
show this guy shit.

319
00:15:07,432 --> 00:15:09,032
Here you go, Adolf.

320
00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:11,494
How'd you know my name's Adolf?

321
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,249
It smells good in here.
What you cookin', good lookin'?

322
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,544
Tamales, for breakfast.

323
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,878
Damn.

324
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,588
If only we would have gotten
here a little bit earlier.

325
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:27,551
Yeah, maybe next time,
'cause we will be back.

326
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,011
Don't you worry.

327
00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:31,794
I'm not worried.

328
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,225
You remind me of a little dog,
always barking.

329
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,185
Ruff, ruff.

330
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,155
What a gorgeous display
of Goodwill sartorial splendor.

331
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,409
You ever read that book
Dress for Success?

332
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,869
No.

333
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,497
Me neither, but the title's
self-explanatory.

334
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:01,918
You wanna be a businessman,
you gotta look the part.

335
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:05,589
Oh, gorgeous.

336
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,841
Here.

337
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,099
Can we try something
a little more conservative?

338
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,560
You gotta trust me here, Mikey.

339
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,061
I'm good with color.

340
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,063
Just so you know, I'm not a red man.

341
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,483
I like a nice velar.

342
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,235
Okay, I don't know what that means,

343
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,947
but we'll make sure
you look damn dapper.

344
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,201
Uh, oh, yeah.

345
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,453
Yeah.

346
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,708
A pocket square to tie it all together.

347
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,377
Just damn.

348
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,797
One man's trash is
another man's treasure.

349
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,634
You are ready to go, good sir.

350
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,553
But first, let's get ourselves
a hot, nutritious breakfast.

351
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,138
Where you wanna go?

352
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,307
The Residence Inn has a waffle maker.

353
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,350
Just staying.

354
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,559
I do like waffles.

355
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,937
But the Double Tree has fresh fruit.

356
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,396
Anybody got sausage?

357
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,733
- Links or patties?
- Patties.

358
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,818
Boom. Hope you're hungry.

359
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,320
Always.

360
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,698
Put your pants on.
I gotta find something.

361
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,994
Morning.

362
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,497
Hey, Mavar, what's up?

363
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,179
Afraid I'm the bearer of some sad news.

364
00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:24,542
Great-Aunt Addie is dead.

365
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,127
Oh, wow.

366
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,393
And I know you two didn't
spend much time together,

367
00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:29,673
but you were family and she loved you.

368
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,341
Okay.

369
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,176
How'd she die?

370
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,220
Homicide? Stray bullet?

371
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,222
Racist cop with an itchy trigger finger?

372
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,015
What? No, the woman was 82.

373
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,183
She died in her sleep.

374
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,685
So a heroin overdose?

375
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,437
No, look, I know everyone
processes grief differently,

376
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,566
but this is your great-great-aunt,

377
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,985
twice removed on your
third cousin's s... well...

378
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,820
look, I'm not exactly sure
what the genealogy is,

379
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,029
but it'd be great if you could attend

380
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,573
the homecoming tonight
with the rest of the family

381
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,699
at the funeral home.

382
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,741
A homecoming?

383
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,909
Yeah, in our family,

384
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,411
when we lose someone we love,
we get together

385
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,642
and celebrate that person's life.

386
00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:02,296
There gonna be booze?

387
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:05,876
Man, those Gallaghers
really did a number on you.

388
00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,713
Look, it's gonna be okay.

389
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,964
Wait, hold on.

390
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,592
Is there something in your ear?

391
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,148
That's not mine.

392
00:18:15,149 --> 00:18:16,637
Well, it was in your ear.

393
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,183
Have a great day, Liam.
I'll see you tonight.

394
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,733
What the hell?

395
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,429
You're gonna wanna put the mini bagel

396
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,598
on the little conveyor belt
so that it's toasted

397
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,100
by the time you wanna sit down.

398
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,498
How'd you sleep last night?

399
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,946
Like a baby.

400
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,282
I always sleep better
when I'm on the road.

401
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,867
- Ditto that.
- Yeah.

402
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,129
- Your bagel.
- Oh, my bagel, my bagel.

403
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,010
Oh, shit. Oh.

404
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,513
Ow.

405
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,976
Five bucks?

406
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,856
Debbie?

407
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,260
It's Megan.

408
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,529
Oh, shit. Hey.

409
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,947
Last time I saw you,

410
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,615
you were getting dragged out of D-Hall.

411
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,535
Assholes.

412
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,327
What's that green thing?

413
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,024
That's a mango.

414
00:20:06,025 --> 00:20:07,372
That's what a mango looks like?

415
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,832
Yeah.

416
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,042
Hmm. Who are all these kids?

417
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,210
They're mine.

418
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,378
All of 'em?

419
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,255
Yeah, you know,
it's different baby daddies.

420
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,881
Oh, my gosh, damn.

421
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,633
How do you afford to feed 'em all?

422
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,486
- You marry rich?
- I got a good lawyer.

423
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,054
It's child support,
and all the fathers contribute.

424
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,847
Really?

425
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,557
Some more than others, obviously.

426
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,225
So, like, the more they give me
in child support,

427
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,685
the better clothes I get for the kid.

428
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,936
Huh. No shit?

429
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,063
Yeah, that's why Moesha is
wearing Ralph Lauren,

430
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,358
and is Chip is wearing shit
from Goodwill.

431
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,609
Huh.

432
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,279
Chip, you get what Daddy pays for.

433
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,238
Is this Franny?

434
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,434
Yeah.

435
00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:42,992
Hey.

436
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,618
What's going on here

437
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,328
with these clothes?

438
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,592
Is Derek, like, a deadbeat dad?

439
00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,243
No.

440
00:20:51,244 --> 00:20:52,709
I mean, he offered to pay child support,

441
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,544
but he wanted partial custody.

442
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,628
So I said "No."

443
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:59,674
Shared custody is a godsend.
It's a free babysitter.

444
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,009
Let him have the kid one night a week.

445
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,970
That's when you go out.
You bust out your humps.

446
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,183
You go to a bar,
and you get that pie cream.

447
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,059
Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

448
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,394
You gotta earn that sperm.

449
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,531
A sperm deposit is a bank deposit.

450
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,399
Yeah, maybe.

451
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,400
Maybe.

452
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,568
Either way,

453
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,517
I would definitely
revisit the Derek situation.

454
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,040
Milk him for everything you can get.

455
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,117
Thanks.

456
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,577
Oh, my God.

457
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,371
Look at that fine-looking Jew.

458
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,291
You know that man has a good job.

459
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,335
I gotta go.

460
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,921
Okay, good seeing you, Megan.

461
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,464
Come on. Come on.

462
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,133
Okay, okay.

463
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,054
Hmm? Shalom.

464
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,557
That woman that was crying
that one time, is she okay?

465
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,684
Oh, Minal, suffering from
postpartum depression.

466
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,116
Sucks.

467
00:21:54,117 --> 00:21:57,345
Also known as "Weeps McGee",
"Tears for Fears",

468
00:21:57,346 --> 00:21:59,984
"Emily Post-Partum,"
and "The Crying Game."

469
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,528
God bless her.

470
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,279
Okay.

471
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,114
The one who never stops
giving you medical updates

472
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,157
on her vagina.

473
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,159
Yes, deep, deep details. Yeah.

474
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,118
That's Sharon.

475
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,119
Needless to say

476
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,621
we call her "Over-Sharon",

477
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,165
but not to her face.

478
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,459
What's your nickname?

479
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:17,903
I don't have a nickname.

480
00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:21,339
At least that I know of. I'm too normal.

481
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,120
- Uh-oh.
- What?

482
00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:25,239
Only crazy people say that.

483
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,723
Oh, that, uh... that lady
with the fake baby,

484
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:31,930
what's... what's going on there?

485
00:22:31,931 --> 00:22:33,726
Oh, Gina.

486
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,520
She lost her baby during childbirth.

487
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,198
Supposedly, her therapist said

488
00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:39,692
the doll would help her
overcome the loss.

489
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,569
Wow, that'd suck.

490
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,071
That's terrible.

491
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,658
What's her nickname?

492
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,159
Batshit Gina.

493
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,953
You guys are a sympathetic group, huh?

494
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:55,249
Again, we only call her that
behind her back.

495
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,252
Sorry about your baby mama.

496
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,706
I had complications
with my first C-section too.

497
00:23:01,707 --> 00:23:03,548
She's gonna be fine.

498
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,925
Yeah, I hope so.

499
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,344
So, what do you do when you're not

500
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,582
in AA or... whatever?

501
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,183
I teach babies how to swim.

502
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,894
What? Bullshit.

503
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,187
I do! I'm an infant swim instructor.

504
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,689
That's a thing?

505
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,733
Yeah, it's good for them.

506
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,234
Builds muscle,

507
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,070
improves coordination
and balance, sleep...

508
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,031
Right before they drown.

509
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,407
They've been swimming for nine months

510
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,992
in amniotic fluid.

511
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,869
A swimming pool's no different.

512
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,508
Yeah, but it is.

513
00:23:34,509 --> 00:23:36,873
I can get Fred in the water
when he's six months.

514
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,875
No. No, no, no thank you.

515
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:39,834
No.

516
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,252
Trust me, if you ever want a life,

517
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,713
the sooner he learns the better.

518
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,380
Come by the Y today,

519
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,716
and I'll show you how it's done.

520
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,136
How you feeling, buddy?

521
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,679
Much better.

522
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,974
I just think I needed to eat something.

523
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,019
- Work charts.
- Last quarter.

524
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:58,770
- Flowcharts.
- Trending.

525
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,647
- Yeah.
- Dividends.

526
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,357
- Absolutely.
- Reinvest.

527
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,900
- Well, you got to.
- Points.

528
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,193
Offshore.

529
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,903
I think it's probably time
for us to make our move.

530
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,571
What move?

531
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,324
See the two guys sitting behind ya?

532
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,911
When they go back
to the buffet, do what I do.

533
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,704
Okay, okay.

534
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,790
We should probably keep going.

535
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,916
- Show time.
- Show time.

536
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,125
- Go.
- Yeah.

537
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,727
What's my name?

538
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,270
Uh, Bethany.

539
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,106
That's us.

540
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,992
The dude is suspect.

541
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,535
What dude, Mavar?

542
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,828
Yeah.

543
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,913
I really think you're gonna
enjoy these, Mrs. Ranson.

544
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,895
Please, tell all your friends about us.

545
00:25:00,896 --> 00:25:01,958
Yeah.

546
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,127
Hey. Yo!

547
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,838
Yo, crackhead!

548
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,297
What are you gonna do,

549
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:09,298
steal it and try to sell it back to me?

550
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,134
I am not a crackhead.

551
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,094
Oh, but you are a thief, though?

552
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,595
Hey. Yeah.

553
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,139
Man, get out of here.

554
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,271
Seriously, something's not right.

555
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,982
Agreed, you don't play
basketball at Georgetown

556
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,860
and then become a used car salesman.

557
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,654
- Unless...
- What?

558
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:32,989
I don't have an unless.

559
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,742
I'm just saying
you don't see that a lot.

560
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:36,909
What do you think, V?

561
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,286
What does this guy want from me?

562
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,496
Nothing, he's just a conscious brother.

563
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,873
That's all.

564
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,374
Maybe, but he's also a boring brother.

565
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,376
Can't argue with you there.

566
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,503
Man kept score at the baseball game,

567
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,005
brought a little pencil and everything.

568
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,840
How do you not trust the jumbotron?

569
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,091
Trust the jumbotron.

570
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,342
He kept score?

571
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,928
Then put the scoresheets
in a little memory box.

572
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,222
- No, he didn't.
- He showed it to us.

573
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,517
Dead butterflies in there too.
I think I even saw a stamp.

574
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,727
Oh, my God.

575
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,771
Yeah, he told me an African folktale

576
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,022
the other day.

577
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,191
- It lasted two hours.
- That's too long.

578
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,817
And I think that was just part one.

579
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,862
And then there's this.

580
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,155
...Comes back.

581
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,032
A little high on the check swing.

582
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,200
A quarter?

583
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,826
Dude pulled that shit out of my ear.

584
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,870
He did what?

585
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,872
It's a magic trick.

586
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,373
He pulled that out of your ear?

587
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,459
It's the dark arts, V.

588
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,419
The man is obviously trying to lure Liam

589
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,047
into some kind of cult.

590
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,071
- Yes?
- Hi, Pepa.

591
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,280
Is Derek here?

592
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,990
Debbie, what do you want?

593
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,909
That is between Derek and me.

594
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,744
My husband's gone.

595
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:02,829
Gone where?

596
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,330
Is he stateside or overseas?

597
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,041
'Cause I really need to speak with him.

598
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,084
Derek is dead.

599
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,919
Yeah, yeah. Knock that shit off.

600
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,879
Seriously, where is he?

601
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:21,515
Oh, shit. You're serious.

602
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,684
Wait, is he dead or a hostage?

603
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,270
'Cause that yellow ribbon
and the flag at half-mast

604
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,813
are kind of confusing.

605
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,147
I'm sorry, Debbie,

606
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,607
but you're not welcome here, all right?

607
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,573
Huh.

608
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:44,203
Pens, business magazine, paper clips...

609
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,122
what a loser.

610
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,958
Take the magazine.

611
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,045
Well, if this isn't a sign,
I don't know what is.

612
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,547
What is it?

613
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:58,509
"The Art of Self-Promotion"
at the convention center.

614
00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,760
Maybe we could sell 'em.

615
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,012
Sell 'em? We're going.

616
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,806
Wait, I thought you were
going to SoulCycle.

617
00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:05,309
Change of plans.

618
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,773
Yeah, with bacon, medium rare.

619
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,452
Well, the fucking caravan is back.

620
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,870
Oh, relax. They're good people.

621
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:26,996
Not for business.

622
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,831
Every day, they come in and take over

623
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,833
like it's their own personal
business center.

624
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,168
They buy, like, one Mountain Dew

625
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:34,879
and sit around for hours,
sucking down my Wi-Fi.

626
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,131
How the hell do they even know
the password?

627
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,717
Uh, probably 'cause I gave it to them.

628
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,636
Jesus.

629
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,137
I have one password in my life, Carl,

630
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,347
use it for everything.

631
00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:45,598
Oh, sorry.

632
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,724
You should probably use
more than one, you know.

633
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,851
Throw in a capital
or a dollar sign or something.

634
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,395
No shit.

635
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,189
What's her problem?

636
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,232
I don't know.

637
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,735
Hey, but we can watch Netflix
on our phones now.

638
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,986
Que pasa?

639
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,280
Bad news. ICE got the Mendozas.

640
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,199
Shit. Which ones?

641
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,034
The fat ones. The skinny ones got away.

642
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,605
I think we need to move somewhere else

643
00:29:06,606 --> 00:29:07,536
until things cool down.

644
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:08,681
Where?

645
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,040
- Under the bridge.
- Too crowded.

646
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,875
What about that place with a house?

647
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,126
Do you mind the driving?

648
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,378
That wasn't bad.

649
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,380
And this time of year,
the rail yard's nice.

650
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,547
Wait, hold up.

651
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,049
If you need a place
to lay low for a while,

652
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,385
you can stay at my house.

653
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,387
- Really?
- Yeah, of course.

654
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,014
I'm not gonna let you sleep
in a rail yard.

655
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,934
Thank you, Carl.

656
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:40,069
_

657
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,408
You're the best, Mavar. Thanks, brother.

658
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,742
I know. I apologize.

659
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,577
I should have told you
it didn't take diesel fuel

660
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:49,870
when I sold you the car.

661
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,163
I'll let you know when it's fixed.

662
00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:52,581
- Meanwhile, enjoy the Ford.
- Thanks again.

663
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,175
Hey, my pleasure.
Appreciate your business.

664
00:29:54,176 --> 00:29:55,252
Yeah.

665
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:57,753
All right, have a good one, man.

666
00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:58,754
Yeah.

667
00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:03,843
What's your deal, Mavar?

668
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,970
- Liam?
- Are you in a cult?

669
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,138
What?

670
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,181
I just watched that dude play you.

671
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,475
He put the wrong kind of gas in his car

672
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,060
and you give him a loaner.

673
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,812
That's right out of the Bible.

674
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,440
R.J. needs a car for work,
so I loaned him one.

675
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:18,774
That's what we do.

676
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,651
We help each other out,
lift each other up.

677
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,153
"We" as in the cult?

678
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,697
"We" as in responsible black men.

679
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:28,409
Well, what you should have done
is charged dumbass 1,000 bucks

680
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,869
for violating a warranty.

681
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,662
There is no warranty.

682
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,706
He doesn't know that.

683
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:35,916
Look, I sell used cars, Liam.

684
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,210
But if I can make just one person's day

685
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,504
a little better, a little brighter,

686
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,048
then that's a very good day.

687
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,591
Is it?

688
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,946
You're hilarious, man.

689
00:30:45,947 --> 00:30:48,304
Look, I'll see you later on
at the homecoming, okay?

690
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,764
Lots of people excited to meet you.

691
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,063
Oh, you crushed it,
and you're here to celebrate

692
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,231
I suck and I'm here for a Bad Dog rocks.

693
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,691
What happened?

694
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,401
These doctors, man, they hate me.

695
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,652
Half of them won't even meet with me.

696
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,488
How you know they hate you, then?

697
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:08,449
Because I'm Asian and they're black.

698
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,409
Why do black people hate Asians?

699
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,244
'Cause in a crowd, you push and shove,

700
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:13,537
and your tiny, little noses.

701
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:14,663
Do those things even work?

702
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,749
Okay, why do black people think
they're so much cooler

703
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:17,833
than everybody else?

704
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,670
'Cause we are,
and don't you dare bring up

705
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:21,337
Carlton or that brother from Star Trek.

706
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:22,379
They aren't real.

707
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,215
What the hell is Freaknik?

708
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,674
You won't have to worry about it,

709
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,051
'cause you not invited.

710
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,095
Why are black people so loud in movies?

711
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,013
Why y'all take so many selfies?

712
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,016
- Why are we friends again?
- 'Cause I'm adorable.

713
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:39,605
Stupid doctors. You know what?

714
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,148
You should just come with me.

715
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,983
Maybe they'll listen to a black woman.

716
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,652
I read the material. What's the problem?

717
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,821
Me, I'm the problem. I'm Asian.

718
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,448
Mimi, doctors are smart people.

719
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,826
You just need to bring them
a jar of pickles.

720
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:52,910
Pickles?

721
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,703
Doctors like pickles?

722
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:55,955
Who cares what the doctors love?

723
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,362
They're not for the doctors.
They're for the office manager.

724
00:31:58,363 --> 00:31:59,792
She's your gatekeeper.

725
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,139
What does this have to do with pickles?

726
00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:03,420
Pickles provide essential
vitamins, minerals,

727
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,683
and antioxidants; improve digestion

728
00:32:05,684 --> 00:32:06,882
and liver protection.

729
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,510
Basically, the same benefits
as your drug.

730
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,719
Oh, shit.

731
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,887
How do you know so much about pickles?

732
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,306
Tell the office manager
that your drug is like

733
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,392
a jar of pickles but better.

734
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:18,478
I promise she'll call you back.

735
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,230
Damn.

736
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:23,440
Oh, shit, cabbies.

737
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,654
Easy, townspeople.
I'm just doing my job.

738
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:32,074
Piece of shit!

739
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,492
What's their problem?

740
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,244
They don't believe in rideshare.

741
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,415
Get out ass out of here!
Get the fuck out of here.

742
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,125
No way I'm getting out.

743
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,502
How you like me now, you cabbie fucks?

744
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,921
Uh, what... what was your name again?

745
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,340
I'm Dave.

746
00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:49,592
Stick it up your ass.

747
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,721
Is that a... AK-47, Frank?

748
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:54,889
A Kalashnikov AK-47?

749
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:57,516
I don't give a shit what model it is.

750
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,351
It's a fucking machine gun.

751
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:00,769
Is that even legal?

752
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,938
- Um, good luck, Dave.
- Good luck, Dave.

753
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,440
Oh, shit.

754
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:06,568
Make... make sure
you give me five stars.

755
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,836
_

756
00:33:15,436 --> 00:33:17,244
_

757
00:33:17,677 --> 00:33:19,756
_

758
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,335
You know when I said
you could stay here?

759
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,754
I didn't mean your entire family.

760
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:30,095
Oh, we thought you meant
the plural "you", "ustedes".

761
00:33:30,096 --> 00:33:32,259
Did you mean the singular "you", "tu"?

762
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,595
Yeah.

763
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,555
Sorry. That's why Spanish is better.

764
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:37,807
It's more specific.

765
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,322
What's going on?

766
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,491
It's Anne's family.

767
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:56,617
Who's Anne?

768
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,619
- I work with her.
- I don't care.

769
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,371
Derek died.

770
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,164
Shit. Really?

771
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,500
You know how?

772
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,126
I don't know. I didn't ask.

773
00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:07,503
I'm sorry.

774
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:09,463
I mean, at least you and Franny
are gonna be rich now.

775
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:11,507
- How are we gonna be rich?
- 'Cause of the DB.

776
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,342
- A what?
- The death benefit.

777
00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:14,551
When someone dies in the military,

778
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,512
the family gets, like, 100,000 bucks.

779
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,042
It's the only reason most of these women

780
00:34:18,043 --> 00:34:19,515
stay married to these jarheads,

781
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:20,516
just waiting till they end tits up

782
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,850
so they can get paid too.

783
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,852
Huh. Is that so?

784
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:37,866
Yeah, that... that... that baby's
too young to swim.

785
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,910
You gotta trust me.
This is how they learn.

786
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,036
I don't know.

787
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,538
I think just being near the water,

788
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,290
that's... that's a great first step.

789
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,582
So we're just gonna...

790
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,750
I know it's scary,

791
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,085
but babies never learn how to swim

792
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,378
if you don't empower them.

793
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,882
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

794
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:54,800
Hey, is he okay?

795
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:58,012
Look at him. He's fine.

796
00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,722
How are you?

797
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,140
Fucking terrified.

798
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,558
Do you not know how to swim?

799
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,768
In case my yacht capsizes? No.

800
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,562
Why would I know how to swim?

801
00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:08,939
Kids only learn through trial and error.

802
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,608
It's amazing what they're capable of

803
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,443
if you just give 'em the space.

804
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,278
So you throw babies in a river?

805
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:15,571
It's a swimming pool,

806
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,407
and I barely dipped him underwater.

807
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:23,078
I... I... I don't want Fred
in the water, like, ever.

808
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,455
That's ridiculous.

809
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,540
That's why most children are terrified,

810
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,667
don't know how to self-soothe.

811
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,586
When they can't solve problems
on their own,

812
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,213
they throw tantrums,
are allergic to everything.

813
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,758
Next thing you know,
they're 28-years-old,

814
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,092
living in their parents' basement,

815
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,344
blaming the world
and, ironically, their parents

816
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:41,680
for their shortcomings,
wanting to kill themselves

817
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,308
because the wireless is too slow.

818
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:48,145
Oh, your examples are intense.

819
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,981
What about your wife, Tami?
What does she think?

820
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,941
Uh, we are not married.

821
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:56,363
Um... and I don't know.

822
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,657
You know, we... we... we didn't
really have a chance

823
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:03,286
to discuss parenting styles
in the ICU, so...

824
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,292
These cab drivers are no joke.

825
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,252
Uber's taking food
out of the baby's mouth.

826
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,546
- Gotta say, I sympathize.
- We could have died.

827
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:17,300
Dave probably did die.

828
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:19,426
Sorry.

829
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,387
All part of life's rich tapestry.

830
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,430
Welcome to The Art of Self-Promotion.

831
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:24,473
Thanks.

832
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:27,768
- Andrew Felderman.
- Andrew, Donna Marcus.

833
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,645
Wow, that's a firm handshake.

834
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,022
Thank you.

835
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,359
- Tyler Mamaliger.
- Oh.

836
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:47,204
Delgado... Derek.

837
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,664
There you are.

838
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:49,832
Great.

839
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,500
Death benefit's been paid in full.

840
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:52,876
Francis Gallagher's not listed

841
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,878
as one of the designated beneficiaries.

842
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,589
That fucker.

843
00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,383
If you feel there's been an injustice,

844
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:00,759
you need to contact the widow.

845
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,263
How'd he die?

846
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,226
Got sideways drunk, stole the tank,

847
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,061
drove it into the Suez Canal.

848
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,105
Sank like a rock,
didn't even try to escape.

849
00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,190
Apparently thought it was
also a submarine.

850
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:17,025
Jesus.

851
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,360
Where is he buried?

852
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:19,528
Private Delgado is still

853
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:20,904
at the bottom of the Suez, ma'am.

854
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,866
Buried inside an M1A2 Abrams
main battle tank

855
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,034
worth about $9 million.

856
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,578
There's highly-motivated jihadists

857
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,372
who have done less damage
to the U. S. Military.

858
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:32,875
- Shit.
- Sorry for your loss.

859
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,210
Your nation is grateful. Next in line!

860
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,812
Yeah! He got it.

861
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,105
He got three. He got all three.

862
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,774
Yeah.

863
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,275
Yeah!

864
00:38:04,924 --> 00:38:05,991
Eh.

865
00:38:34,124 --> 00:38:36,271
- Hi.
- Ah...

866
00:38:41,798 --> 00:38:44,112
T-shirt, come on, T-shirt,

867
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:45,716
come on...

868
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,076
No, no... ah!

869
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,168
One more?

870
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:58,836
Good.

871
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:08,595
Frank, Frank!

872
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,763
Where the hell did you get that?

873
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,640
Booth 279!

874
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:13,433
Hurry!

875
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,615
Hi, Pepa. I'm sorry.

876
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,118
I just realized I didn't
offer my condolences.

877
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,536
I was just so stunned.

878
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,162
Don't act like you care.

879
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,747
You're the town pump

880
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:37,791
who tricked him into
getting you pregnant.

881
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,543
Okay, this isn't about me.

882
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,004
This is about Franny, Derek's daughter.

883
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,006
She deserves his death benefit.

884
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,508
Derek's death benefit went
to his legitimate children.

885
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,719
- Which Franny is.
- Is she?

886
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,512
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

887
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,639
Derek told me about you Gallaghers.

888
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,974
You dick!

889
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,517
I want Franny's money.

890
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,769
Oh, my God... my husband is dead,

891
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,563
and you show up demanding money?

892
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,356
Derek was right.

893
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,374
You are a terrible person.

894
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,279
Derek didn't say that

895
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,698
about me, you bitch!

896
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,909
Fuck you, Pepa!

897
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,536
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

898
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,372
- Free?
- Free.

899
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,625
Ah! Ha ha.

900
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,752
I love this place!

901
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,420
Mmm.

902
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,756
What do you wanna do next?

903
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,050
The Wine and Winners mixer is at 4:00

904
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:30,010
in the Chesapeake Room.

905
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,262
I think we definitely want to hit that.

906
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:37,017
Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind
going back to booth 28 again.

907
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,811
I can't believe
they rated my handshake a six.

908
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,063
I think I need to squeeze harder.

909
00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:44,900
Also, I wouldn't mind going
back to booth 8 one last time

910
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:47,194
and win one of those stainless
steel water bottles.

911
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,780
The hydration vessel. I got one.

912
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,198
You could cheer me on.

913
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,241
I been cheering for you all day.

914
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,744
It's not my fault
you can't spin a wheel.

915
00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:58,914
Okay. You go to the mixer, then.

916
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:00,540
I'm going to booth 8.

917
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:01,667
No, come on!

918
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:04,419
The whole point of this
was to do it together.

919
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:07,089
No, the point of this was to
let me be a businessman,

920
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,758
but fine, as long as baby Frank

921
00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:11,385
gets to do what he wants to do...

922
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:13,512
You can have the hydration
vessel... there, take it.

923
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,764
I don't want your hydration vessel.

924
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,849
- Take it.
- No!

925
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:18,976
Take the goddamn water bottle!

926
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,102
No!

927
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,271
Take the goddamn water bottle.

928
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:24,983
No!

929
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,026
Pick it up.

930
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,195
No.

931
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,281
Pick up the goddamn bottle.

932
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,741
- No... Ow!
- Pick it up!

933
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,384
Mmm.

934
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:53,927
Okay?

935
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:56,013
Never better.

936
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,764
Never better.

937
00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,141
Sorry.

938
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:01,351
No, I'm sorry.

939
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,311
This has been the best day of my life.

940
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,814
I don't want us fighting anymore.

941
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:08,859
A-B-C... Always be celebrating.

942
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,113
Whatever you
wanna do next is fine with me.

943
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,867
I was being childish. You pick.

944
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,744
- Mikey...
- You pick.

945
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,045
I got a great idea.

946
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,758
How'd it go?

947
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:34,885
You are a genius. That's how I go.

948
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:39,056
Went great... all the office
managers love their pickles.

949
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,349
I have five doctor's
visits set up already.

950
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,101
That's awesome.

951
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:45,062
Can I get a Bad Dog, rocks, please.

952
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:45,896
Course!

953
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,274
V, you're so good at this shit.

954
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:51,193
Of course, office managers.
Those are the key.

955
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,320
Just happy I can help.

956
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,614
- Come work for me.
- What?

957
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:58,533
It can just be your side hustle;
you're a natural,

958
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,161
and you have a background
in healthcare, right?

959
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:02,829
I was a nurse's aide.

960
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:04,831
I will pay you 20 bucks for
every script that they write.

961
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,542
You want me to talk to doctors?

962
00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:10,212
I want you to take over all my
African-American accounts,

963
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,673
and then I can be free to
expand my Asian clientele.

964
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:16,718
Let me think about it, okay?

965
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,345
We make such a good team.

966
00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:20,222
V, you'd make really great money.

967
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,389
I mean, I make a lotta money,

968
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:25,269
and I'm just average at best,
especially for an Asian.

969
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:28,897
Man, get your leg off my bar.

970
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,607
That's not my leg.

971
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,818
You stole somebody's prosthetic leg?

972
00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:34,319
- No, found it.
- Oh, really... where?

973
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,278
On a person.

974
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,447
Out! Get the fuck out!

975
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,119
What the hell is this place?

976
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,164
This, my friend, is
the Michigan Avenue Club...

977
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,457
Otherwise known as The American Dream.

978
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:50,252
We don't belong here, Frank.

979
00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,420
I probably don't even know
the guys in the kitchen.

980
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:54,464
Relax... the host is
an old friend of mine.

981
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,800
Owes me a favor.

982
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,011
Gentlemen.

983
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,429
Frank Gallagher!

984
00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:03,676
Holy shit, I haven't seen you in ages.

985
00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:06,184
- You're doin' okay?
- Yeah, pretty good.

986
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:08,103
Ha ha. You look like shit.

987
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,437
Thank you!

988
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:12,190
Mikey, meet the great Owen O'Connell.

989
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,276
Owen, my best friend Mikey.

990
00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,653
Pleasure to meet you, Mikey.

991
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,779
Same to you.

992
00:44:18,846 --> 00:44:20,824
You're welcome to grab
a seat at the bar.

993
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,784
Good to see you.

994
00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,786
So Megan filled me in.

995
00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:26,288
Told me how you got fucked out of

996
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:27,789
your baby daddy's death benefit.

997
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,749
Derek's widow seems to have forgotten

998
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,877
that Franny's one of his children too.

999
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:34,129
Yeah, well, my job is to
make sure she remembers.

1000
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,714
Patty's the best at this shit.

1001
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,174
You ready to get paid?

1002
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,050
Yeah. Hell, yeah.

1003
00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:41,178
Let's do it.

1004
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,891
Smells like money.

1005
00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:48,894
Ha ha. That's the food...

1006
00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:51,981
Money sandwiches
with money gravy on top.

1007
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,817
Richard Sears and Alvah Roebuck

1008
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,195
used to sit at a table right over there

1009
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,615
where they decided
to build the Sears Tower.

1010
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,033
No shit.

1011
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,828
And Mayor Daley
talked Ford into building

1012
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:10,040
the Lawndale assembly plant
over ice-cold martinis

1013
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,334
right there at that table right there.

1014
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,669
Rumor has it a couple of Polish hookers

1015
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:16,713
were thrown in to seal the deal.

1016
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,006
Amazing.

1017
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:20,050
And right back there in that corner,

1018
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,177
eight Chicago White Sox

1019
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:24,012
decided to stick it to old man Comiskey

1020
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,139
by throwing the 1919 World Series

1021
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:28,016
'cause they were all underpaid.

1022
00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:29,893
Good for them.

1023
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,853
How can I help you gentlemen?

1024
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:34,147
- Two Jack Daniel's, please.
- Yes, sir.

1025
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:36,149
Ah, wait.

1026
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,026
Make that... Gentleman Jack.

1027
00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,334
Very well, sir.

1028
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,741
Uh... I don't have quite enough change

1029
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,296
to pay for that.

1030
00:45:46,297 --> 00:45:47,912
It's on me.

1031
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,519
Why, thank you, Mikey.

1032
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,207
- Here you are.
- Thank you.

1033
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,209
Ooh, yeah.

1034
00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:56,336
Cashews?

1035
00:45:56,337 --> 00:46:00,090
The fillet of the nut family.
Yes, please.

1036
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,217
You know, I saw someone
with a T-shirt the other day

1037
00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:04,971
that said, "Life is good."

1038
00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:06,789
And I thought...

1039
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:08,961
"Is it?"

1040
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:12,712
Not if you live in Syria or Venezuela.

1041
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:16,440
Well, after today I saw
how good it can be.

1042
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,635
I wanna keep living.

1043
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:21,987
Glad to hear it.

1044
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:23,072
That's good.

1045
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,199
Toast.

1046
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,575
To friendship.

1047
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:34,791
Hmm.

1048
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,753
I'm gonna miss you, my friend.

1049
00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,588
Miss me? Where you goin'?

1050
00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:44,092
I need a new port.
This one's really infected.

1051
00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:45,386
How bad is it?

1052
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,264
I can't feel the right side of my torso.

1053
00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,349
Let's just go back to the vet.

1054
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,852
Let him pour some more alcohol on it.

1055
00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,478
It won't last.

1056
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,564
You know, I can't keep doing this

1057
00:46:57,565 --> 00:47:00,192
emergency backstreet healthcare no more.

1058
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,570
I can't... I can't live life

1059
00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:06,031
worrying about my kidney
every single day,

1060
00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:09,159
wondering when I'm gonna
need dialysis again...

1061
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,300
or a new port.

1062
00:47:11,516 --> 00:47:13,043
It's too stressful for me.

1063
00:47:16,549 --> 00:47:17,902
What are you saying?

1064
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,123
I'm going back to prison.

1065
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:26,719
I can get free healthcare
from real people doctors.

1066
00:47:28,025 --> 00:47:29,568
Prison?

1067
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,475
With the best healthcare
this country provides

1068
00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:35,144
for poor people.

1069
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:38,522
Fancy whisky.

1070
00:47:39,872 --> 00:47:40,958
Yeah.

1071
00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:43,318
It'll be my last drink for a while

1072
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:45,654
not made from cleaning fluid
and raisins.

1073
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,536
Sorry, Mikey.

1074
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,375
Yeah.

1075
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,211
It's good. Good.

1076
00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:07,175
Hi. I'm taking up a collection

1077
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:10,345
to place fresh flowers
on great Aunt Addie's grave.

1078
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:12,314
Would you like to make a contribution?

1079
00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,698
Hey, wait up.

1080
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,662
Hey, man, I saw what you did back there.

1081
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,580
Collecting money for fresh flowers?

1082
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,040
I want you to know I respect that a lot.

1083
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,375
You know, I know a good florist

1084
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:42,043
who can get us a bunch
of flowers for a good price.

1085
00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,711
I'm keeping this money.

1086
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,338
What?

1087
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,382
- Why would you do that?
- I need it.

1088
00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,925
So do the people who gave it to you.

1089
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:49,926
You lied to them.

1090
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:55,890
Look, I-I been nothing but nice to you.

1091
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:57,418
Welcomed you with open arms.

1092
00:48:58,604 --> 00:49:00,154
Don't you get it? We're family.

1093
00:49:00,813 --> 00:49:02,522
But it's like the nicer I am to you,

1094
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:04,941
the nastier you get... Why?

1095
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,067
I don't know.

1096
00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:08,069
You don't know.

1097
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,946
What, you gonna tell me
you can't help it?

1098
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,031
It's in your nature
or some bullshit like that?

1099
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:13,408
No.

1100
00:49:14,399 --> 00:49:16,744
I can't believe I wasted
a single second on you.

1101
00:49:17,399 --> 00:49:18,861
I believed in you.

1102
00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:21,416
You're part of our family,
and because of that,

1103
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,616
we would do anything
for you... anything.

1104
00:49:24,153 --> 00:49:26,171
And you just spit in our faces.

1105
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:29,007
Don't you get it? Family is everything!

1106
00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:32,427
And you finally get
the chance to have one,

1107
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:33,761
and you just throw it all away.

1108
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,930
Well, you know what, Liam? Fuck you!

1109
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:37,098
There it is.

1110
00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:40,935
I knew it. You are from the South Side.

1111
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,275
You think I like saying stuff like that?

1112
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,776
I don't curse.

1113
00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:50,820
I hate saying things like that.

1114
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:51,839
Oh, well.

1115
00:49:53,309 --> 00:49:55,408
I hate Gallaghers, man.

1116
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:58,120
You motherfuckers bring out
the worst in everybody.

1117
00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:01,122
What, you proud of that?

1118
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:03,667
Hey, man, I know who I am.

1119
00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:50,964
Hi.

1120
00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:54,542
Holy shit, hey!

1121
00:50:54,543 --> 00:50:56,970
What are you... what are you...
What are you doing?

1122
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,363
Why didn't you call me?

1123
00:50:58,364 --> 00:51:00,015
I would have come to pick you up.

1124
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,184
Hey.

1125
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:05,436
Hey.

1126
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:07,939
Hey. It's all right.

1127
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,025
It's all right. You're home now.

1128
00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:15,280
Hi, Fred.

1129
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:16,906
It's me, it's Mommy.

1130
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,908
Actually, this one's mine.

1131
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,660
Fred is over there.

1132
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,169
Hi.

1133
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:31,796
You okay? You all right?

1134
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:32,840
Yeah?

1135
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:41,139
Oh, my God, hey!

1136
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:43,308
What the fuck... why are there
so many Mexicans here?

1137
00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:45,436
- Hey!
- Hi!

1138
00:51:56,869 --> 00:51:58,173
Thanks, Frank.

1139
00:51:58,705 --> 00:51:59,873
I mean it.

1140
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:04,424
Mikey, wait.

1141
00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:06,938
We can figure this out.

1142
00:52:07,464 --> 00:52:09,208
- Frank.
- We'll get jobs.

1143
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:11,269
Nobody's gonna hire us.

1144
00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:13,588
Well, then we'll save up
so that you can get dialysis

1145
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:14,797
every week.

1146
00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:16,924
Ha. That's not gonna happen!

1147
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:19,078
We're gonna spend
all the money on booze.

1148
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,471
I'll stop drinking.

1149
00:52:22,064 --> 00:52:23,181
Don't be ridiculous.

1150
00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:25,642
If it'll keep you outta jail...

1151
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:26,665
Frank,

1152
00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:30,855
I appreciate it, but I'm sick.

1153
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,732
I can't do the hustle no more.

1154
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,484
Do you think it's coincidence

1155
00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:37,028
that we found each other twice?

1156
00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:38,821
I can take care of you.

1157
00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:42,116
When we find half a slice
of pizza in the dumpster

1158
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:45,119
or some uneaten fries
on a table at McDonald's,

1159
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,457
I think to myself,
"Hope Mikey's hungry."

1160
00:52:53,092 --> 00:52:55,669
When you were getting dialysis,
I prayed.

1161
00:52:58,304 --> 00:53:00,014
I actually prayed.

1162
00:53:05,369 --> 00:53:08,435
I really hope that my last day on Earth

1163
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,462
is with you, my friend.

1164
00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,655
Don't never stop drinking, Frank.

1165
00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:25,978
Don't ever stop drinkin'.

1166
00:53:28,188 --> 00:53:30,165
Can I at least call ya a cab?

1167
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,584
No, thanks.

1168
00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:35,002
I got a ride.

1169
00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,550
- Officer?
- Hmm?

1170
00:53:41,546 --> 00:53:43,177
Ha!

1171
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,604
Watch your head.

1172
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,274
Hey, asshole,
get the fuck outta my house!

1173
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,902
- S-sorry!
- Wait a minute, wait a minute,

1174
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:44,739
wait a minute, you again,
the crackhead from the Alibi?

1175
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,782
Man, I told you, I'm not a crackhead.

1176
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,117
I'm just poor, man.

1177
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,453
Look, my girl left me;
I don't have a job.

1178
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,455
I'm starving, man.
I haven't eaten in days.

1179
00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,956
Look, man, I'm sorry about that,

1180
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:55,416
but you can't take my microwave.

1181
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,753
Okay, I get it.
Classic one percenters, huh?

1182
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,129
Don't wanna pay your fair share.

1183
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:01,271
What?

1184
00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:07,220
All right, look, man,
I hear you, all right?

1185
00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:10,473
You want a sandwich?
I got turkey, I got bread.

1186
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,642
Swiss cheese.

1187
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,811
Let me fix you a sandwich.

1188
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:17,939
Well, I appreciate that,
but no thank you.

1189
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,607
I just really want money for crack.

1190
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:21,108
I thought you said you were starvin'.

1191
00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,236
I am. For crack.

1192
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:25,154
Get the fuck outta my house.

1193
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,307
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