1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,176 Last season on "Legends of Tomorrow"... 2 00:00:03,179 --> 00:00:05,759 I'm no longer the captain. You are. 3 00:00:05,762 --> 00:00:07,777 Permission to depart, Captain Lance. 4 00:00:07,779 --> 00:00:10,614 I know that I'm supposed to go back to 1942. 5 00:00:10,616 --> 00:00:13,283 I have to believe that time is stronger than that. 6 00:00:13,285 --> 00:00:14,818 It's a timequake. 7 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:16,653 The result of us interacting with ourselves. 8 00:00:16,655 --> 00:00:19,222 And whose bright idea was it to do the one thing 9 00:00:19,224 --> 00:00:21,057 that could jeopardize all of time? 10 00:00:21,059 --> 00:00:22,029 Yours. 11 00:00:25,453 --> 00:00:27,253 Guys. 12 00:00:27,256 --> 00:00:28,989 I think we broke time. 13 00:00:35,273 --> 00:00:37,540 I guess this means we're not going to Aruba. 14 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:38,842 You said you broke time. 15 00:00:38,844 --> 00:00:40,944 No, I said we broke time. 16 00:00:40,946 --> 00:00:42,712 Yep, but it was your idea. 17 00:00:42,714 --> 00:00:45,649 No, my idea was to save reality and save Amaya. 18 00:00:45,651 --> 00:00:47,651 By violating the first rule of time travel: 19 00:00:47,653 --> 00:00:49,353 never visit the same time and place twice, 20 00:00:49,356 --> 00:00:50,687 thereby breaking time. 21 00:00:50,689 --> 00:00:52,255 Perhaps we should continue this argument 22 00:00:52,257 --> 00:00:53,717 somewhere there aren't dinosaurs. 23 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,358 Whoa. Big Ben. 24 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,275 So what? 25 00:00:56,278 --> 00:00:57,244 Guys. 26 00:00:57,247 --> 00:00:58,588 I always wanted to visit it. 27 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,057 Guys! 28 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:06,529 Amaya, talk to it. 29 00:01:06,532 --> 00:01:08,405 - She can talk dinosaur? - Like you wouldn't believe. 30 00:01:08,407 --> 00:01:10,206 Please speed up that conversation... 31 00:01:17,315 --> 00:01:19,149 Y'all just saw that, right? 32 00:01:20,385 --> 00:01:22,118 And that. 33 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,653 Well, you really have 34 00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:25,588 buggered everything up this time. 35 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:27,023 Her idea. 36 00:01:27,025 --> 00:01:28,525 No matter. As you can see, 37 00:01:28,527 --> 00:01:31,318 my agents are already hard at work 38 00:01:31,321 --> 00:01:33,327 dealing with these Anachronisms. 39 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:34,529 Anachronisms? 40 00:01:34,532 --> 00:01:35,829 People, places, and things 41 00:01:35,832 --> 00:01:37,767 displaced from their native time periods. 42 00:01:37,769 --> 00:01:39,436 I told you I was leaving to create 43 00:01:39,438 --> 00:01:41,705 an organization to replace the Time Masters. 44 00:01:41,707 --> 00:01:44,574 - 15 minutes ago. - For you. 45 00:01:44,576 --> 00:01:46,209 Forming the Time Bureau has been the work 46 00:01:46,211 --> 00:01:48,478 of the last five years of my life. 47 00:01:53,652 --> 00:01:56,086 I've gotten quite good at it, I'd have to say. 48 00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:57,854 You mean you have Time Agents at work 49 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,522 in the Cretaceous Period as we speak? 50 00:01:59,524 --> 00:02:01,024 Indeed, and throughout Los Angeles, making sure 51 00:02:01,026 --> 00:02:02,792 no one retains any memory of this... 52 00:02:02,794 --> 00:02:05,495 unfortunate incident. 53 00:02:05,497 --> 00:02:09,199 Which is why your services are no longer required. 54 00:02:10,134 --> 00:02:11,564 Whoa. What? 55 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:13,369 It seems only fitting, since I was the one 56 00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:14,804 who brought this team together 57 00:02:14,806 --> 00:02:16,606 that I should be the one to disband it. 58 00:02:16,608 --> 00:02:18,408 So... 59 00:02:18,410 --> 00:02:20,844 On behalf of the Time Bureau, 60 00:02:20,846 --> 00:02:24,481 I hereby relieve the Legends from duty. 61 00:02:29,408 --> 00:02:34,404 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 62 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:38,367 _ 63 00:02:43,668 --> 00:02:45,101 This isn't auditions 64 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:47,704 for "American Ninja Warrior," you know. 65 00:02:47,706 --> 00:02:49,239 And how many times have I told you 66 00:02:49,241 --> 00:02:51,741 not to play with the merchandise? 67 00:02:51,743 --> 00:02:53,320 Oh, I know that look. 68 00:02:53,323 --> 00:02:54,844 It's the look of someone who thinks 69 00:02:54,846 --> 00:02:56,713 they could have gotten a better job. 70 00:02:56,715 --> 00:02:58,481 Well, let me tell you something, freckles, 71 00:02:58,483 --> 00:02:59,816 you're lucky I even hired someone 72 00:02:59,818 --> 00:03:02,385 who had been reported dead... twice. 73 00:03:02,387 --> 00:03:05,012 Especially in this economy. 74 00:03:05,015 --> 00:03:06,214 What? 75 00:03:06,217 --> 00:03:07,614 No thank you? 76 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:22,438 Thank you. 77 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,673 That's better. 78 00:03:23,675 --> 00:03:25,375 Now get over to Health and Beauty. 79 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:27,844 Somebody just spilled a whole mess of conditioner. 80 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,010 _ 81 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,827 Whoo. 82 00:03:44,863 --> 00:03:46,396 Alan... 83 00:03:47,866 --> 00:03:50,166 Alan, um, I've had a breakthrough. 84 00:03:50,168 --> 00:03:51,768 I have told you not to interrupt me 85 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:53,536 - when I'm plugged in. - Yes. No, I know 86 00:03:53,538 --> 00:03:55,271 that's very important to you, but, um, 87 00:03:55,273 --> 00:03:57,574 Alan, I've been working on this side project. 88 00:03:57,576 --> 00:03:59,709 Not only have I managed to shrink organic matter, 89 00:03:59,711 --> 00:04:02,306 but I've also streamlined the technology so that you can wear... 90 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:03,913 I'm not interested, brah. 91 00:04:03,915 --> 00:04:05,648 Look, I-I get it. Once upon a time, 92 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:07,562 you were "Ray Palmer, tech mogul." 93 00:04:07,565 --> 00:04:09,118 But when you give your company to a woman 94 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,453 who runs it into the ground, 95 00:04:10,455 --> 00:04:12,589 you lose all side-project privileges. 96 00:04:12,591 --> 00:04:13,890 Great news for you, though, 97 00:04:13,892 --> 00:04:15,291 what we're doing here at Upswipz 98 00:04:15,293 --> 00:04:17,193 is trying to change the world. 99 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:19,996 Upswipz is a dating app. 100 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,531 Just like Tinder, except you 101 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:22,999 swipe up-down instead of left-right. 102 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,001 Which is far more intuitive. 103 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:27,003 And Upswipz isn't a dating app. 104 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,538 It's a holistic social networking... 105 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:30,073 Social networking platform. 106 00:04:30,075 --> 00:04:31,307 Ah, but, Alan, 107 00:04:31,309 --> 00:04:32,876 my miniaturization technology 108 00:04:32,878 --> 00:04:34,377 has the potential to actually 109 00:04:34,379 --> 00:04:36,512 make the world a better place. 110 00:04:36,514 --> 00:04:37,947 If that were true, 111 00:04:37,949 --> 00:04:39,315 it'd be an app. 112 00:04:39,317 --> 00:04:41,184 If it doesn't live in a phone, 113 00:04:41,186 --> 00:04:43,419 it's not the future, Ray. 114 00:04:46,992 --> 00:04:49,025 Well, I've actually been to the future. 115 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:51,027 Like, three times. 116 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:53,314 _ 117 00:05:15,353 --> 00:05:16,819 Damn it, Wally. 118 00:05:16,821 --> 00:05:18,021 What did I say? 119 00:05:18,023 --> 00:05:20,189 Ah, I was supposed to save 120 00:05:20,191 --> 00:05:21,435 some of the bad guys for you. 121 00:05:21,443 --> 00:05:22,759 Just a few. 122 00:05:22,761 --> 00:05:24,227 You know what? I'll make it up to you. 123 00:05:24,229 --> 00:05:25,782 The first round is on me. 124 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:29,299 No. Thanks, man, we're good. 125 00:05:29,301 --> 00:05:31,734 I actually have a girl waiting for me. 126 00:05:31,736 --> 00:05:33,503 Next time. 127 00:05:40,645 --> 00:05:42,745 Hey. 128 00:05:42,747 --> 00:05:43,856 Sorry I'm late. 129 00:05:43,859 --> 00:05:45,315 There was a... 130 00:05:45,317 --> 00:05:46,849 Kind of a work thing. 131 00:05:46,851 --> 00:05:48,985 - It's okay. - Um... 132 00:05:48,987 --> 00:05:50,954 I know a really great coffee place... 133 00:05:52,357 --> 00:05:55,358 Um... Alana. 134 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,627 _ 135 00:05:57,629 --> 00:05:59,595 - Hey, girl. - Hi. 136 00:06:09,174 --> 00:06:10,773 Hey, idiot. 137 00:06:10,775 --> 00:06:12,875 Either refill my margarita, 138 00:06:12,877 --> 00:06:14,243 or get out of my light. 139 00:06:14,245 --> 00:06:16,879 This is a private beach. 140 00:06:16,881 --> 00:06:18,581 Listen, pal, what did I... 141 00:06:21,853 --> 00:06:24,226 And who the hell are you supposed to be? 142 00:06:24,229 --> 00:06:27,223 I am Gaius Julius Caesar of Rome. 143 00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:28,758 Oh. 144 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,194 Thought I recognized you. 145 00:06:31,196 --> 00:06:32,908 I knocked off one of your casinos 146 00:06:32,911 --> 00:06:34,364 in Vegas. 147 00:06:34,366 --> 00:06:36,833 I am here to conquer all the known world. 148 00:06:36,835 --> 00:06:38,835 Right. 149 00:06:38,837 --> 00:06:40,236 Wait a sec. 150 00:06:40,238 --> 00:06:41,704 How did you get here? 151 00:06:41,706 --> 00:06:43,039 I imagine through the mischief 152 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:45,308 of the goddess Ate. 153 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:48,611 But it matters not the land I find myself in. 154 00:06:48,613 --> 00:06:51,388 It is but a matter of time before my banner flies over it. 155 00:06:53,318 --> 00:06:54,820 Is that a fact? 156 00:07:01,726 --> 00:07:02,925 Yeah? 157 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:05,028 Boss. 158 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:07,430 - Rory? - I got a situation. 159 00:07:07,432 --> 00:07:09,232 I think I bumped into one of those 160 00:07:09,234 --> 00:07:11,034 mechanisms... 161 00:07:11,036 --> 00:07:12,101 Mechanism? 162 00:07:12,103 --> 00:07:13,169 A nagging-ism. 163 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,804 Anachronism? 164 00:07:14,806 --> 00:07:15,972 Yes. 165 00:07:15,974 --> 00:07:18,441 Julius Caesar... 166 00:07:18,443 --> 00:07:19,809 is in Aruba. 167 00:07:19,811 --> 00:07:22,245 - Seriously? - Seriously. 168 00:07:22,247 --> 00:07:24,269 I got him tied up in my casita. 169 00:07:24,272 --> 00:07:25,771 What do you want me to do? 170 00:07:25,774 --> 00:07:27,640 Just sit tight and keep him safe. 171 00:07:27,643 --> 00:07:29,529 If you screw up history, the Bureau will be on your ass 172 00:07:29,531 --> 00:07:31,120 before you can say... 173 00:07:31,122 --> 00:07:32,455 Son of a bitch. 174 00:07:32,457 --> 00:07:33,956 Are you taking a personal call 175 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:35,491 during peak consumer traffic? 176 00:07:35,493 --> 00:07:36,726 No. 177 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,897 'Cause I quit. 178 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,836 _ 179 00:07:50,275 --> 00:07:51,874 All right. 180 00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:53,709 What's so important to make you catch a train 181 00:07:53,711 --> 00:07:54,744 to Central City? 182 00:07:54,746 --> 00:07:56,746 Where's Amaya? 183 00:07:56,748 --> 00:07:58,314 We kind of broke up. 184 00:07:58,316 --> 00:08:00,683 - What? - It's not a big deal. 185 00:08:00,685 --> 00:08:02,785 So what's going on? 186 00:08:02,787 --> 00:08:04,921 Rory found an Anachronism. 187 00:08:04,923 --> 00:08:07,690 Apparently, Julius Caesar just wound up in Aruba. 188 00:08:07,692 --> 00:08:08,825 Mick's got him all tied up. 189 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:10,426 Look, this is our chance 190 00:08:10,428 --> 00:08:12,628 to get the Time Bureau to deal us back in. 191 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:14,263 Look, if we pull this off, 192 00:08:14,265 --> 00:08:16,165 Rip might give us our old ship back. 193 00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:17,733 Wow, I had no idea 194 00:08:17,735 --> 00:08:20,036 you were so unhappy with your new life. 195 00:08:21,339 --> 00:08:23,172 Are you kidding me? 196 00:08:23,174 --> 00:08:25,441 I'm, uh... I'm... I'm loving it. 197 00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:27,110 I'm doing really good work. 198 00:08:27,112 --> 00:08:29,378 It says you work at Sink Shower & Stuff. 199 00:08:30,448 --> 00:08:31,948 Yeah, well... 200 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:34,617 even vigilantes have to pay their bills. 201 00:08:34,619 --> 00:08:36,352 What are you guys so content with, huh? 202 00:08:36,354 --> 00:08:37,587 What are you doing? 203 00:08:38,857 --> 00:08:40,857 I'm doing pretty good. Thanks for asking. 204 00:08:40,859 --> 00:08:42,792 I am... 205 00:08:42,794 --> 00:08:46,229 The second most popular superhero 206 00:08:46,231 --> 00:08:48,064 in Central City. 207 00:08:48,066 --> 00:08:50,600 So that's... pretty good. 208 00:08:50,602 --> 00:08:53,397 Well, I am the first most popular in Silicon Valley, 209 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,539 when I'm not changing the world with a... 210 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:59,509 Holistic social networking platform. 211 00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:04,981 Let's go. 212 00:09:04,983 --> 00:09:06,682 - Mm-hmm. - Thank God. 213 00:09:13,858 --> 00:09:15,958 You sure this is where they're at? 214 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,947 I bumped into one of Rip's Time Agents a while back. 215 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:21,697 He may have left his badge at my place. 216 00:09:21,699 --> 00:09:23,633 He left it at your place? 217 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:27,970 All right, maybe I lifted it off of him 218 00:09:27,972 --> 00:09:29,805 in the morning. 219 00:09:41,686 --> 00:09:43,629 - Freeze! - Hands in the air! 220 00:09:43,632 --> 00:09:44,777 Eyes on, eyes on! 221 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:46,043 Hey, don't move! 222 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:47,557 Stay right there! 223 00:09:49,127 --> 00:09:51,027 Hello, everyone. 224 00:09:51,029 --> 00:09:52,728 Welcome. 225 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:54,697 On the floor. Hands behind your heads. 226 00:09:54,699 --> 00:09:57,066 Uh, sorry, there must be some kind of mistake. 227 00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:58,167 We're the... we're the... 228 00:09:58,169 --> 00:10:00,836 Legends! Oh! 229 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,707 Oh, we know exactly who you losers are. 230 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:11,801 Wow, this floor is, like, super clean. 231 00:10:11,804 --> 00:10:14,438 Lady, why are you so mean? 232 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,039 Maybe it's that poly-blend pantsuit 233 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,509 that's got her so grumpy. 234 00:10:17,512 --> 00:10:19,810 I didn't know Men's Wearhouse gave group discounts. 235 00:10:19,812 --> 00:10:21,612 What's wrong with you people? Do you want to get shot? 236 00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:23,669 Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model. 237 00:10:24,783 --> 00:10:25,983 Hold your fire! 238 00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:27,751 Stand down! All of you. 239 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,186 Excuse me. 240 00:10:29,188 --> 00:10:32,089 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 241 00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:34,858 Hello. So good to see you all. 242 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,593 Next time, just call ahead. 243 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,529 You son of a bitch. 244 00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:40,030 Eyes on, eyes on! 245 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,766 There's been a slight misunderstanding, 246 00:10:41,769 --> 00:10:42,678 Dr. Heywood. 247 00:10:42,681 --> 00:10:44,468 Nate, what are you doing? 248 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,770 I want to hear Rip say it. 249 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:49,039 You told Amaya to go back to 1942. 250 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:50,841 Amaya went back to 1942? 251 00:10:50,843 --> 00:10:53,300 It was her idea. 252 00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:56,441 She wanted to go back home to Zambesi. 253 00:10:58,035 --> 00:10:59,568 What'd you say? 254 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,312 It was Amaya's idea to go back to Zambesi. 255 00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:03,415 No, I heard him, Ray. 256 00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:05,322 I was just being rhetorical. 257 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,827 All right. This is just awkward. 258 00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:13,193 So... 259 00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:15,265 what brings the rest of you to the Time Bureau? 260 00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:16,533 We found an Anachronism. 261 00:11:16,535 --> 00:11:17,901 I wasn't aware any of you 262 00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:19,269 were searching for Anachronisms. 263 00:11:19,271 --> 00:11:20,470 We weren't. 264 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,939 Rory was on a bender 265 00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:23,540 when Julius Caesar showed up. 266 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:25,242 Agent Sharp, have we seen 267 00:11:25,244 --> 00:11:26,743 any activity that would match 268 00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:28,468 such a massive historical displacement? 269 00:11:28,471 --> 00:11:29,780 Absolutely not, sir. 270 00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:32,404 Well, I guess you must have missed one then. 271 00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:34,551 I find that very hard to believe, and you know what... 272 00:11:34,553 --> 00:11:36,587 Ready a go-team... 273 00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:39,356 and we will meet you at the Op-Center. 274 00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,391 Sir. 275 00:11:41,393 --> 00:11:43,260 In the meantime... 276 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:45,929 Who fancies a tour? 277 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,674 Guess they're, uh, 278 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,509 not used to seeing famous people. 279 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,311 Yeah, kind of like we're the Founding Fathers 280 00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:02,646 of the Time Bureau. 281 00:12:02,648 --> 00:12:03,890 In a way. 282 00:12:03,893 --> 00:12:05,782 I suppose if you lot hadn't created 283 00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:08,151 the greatest time paradox the world had ever known, 284 00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:09,853 all of these people would have nothing to do. 285 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,488 Unhand me, you knave! 286 00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:12,856 Is that...? 287 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,925 Oh, yeah. King Arthur. 288 00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:18,061 His displacement into the Spanish Civil War 289 00:12:18,063 --> 00:12:19,896 caused quite the Anachronism. 290 00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:22,065 Ah, evil sorcerer! 291 00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,434 I might have known you were responsible for all of this. 292 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,871 Now when he's returned to his original time, 293 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,207 he will have no memory of his displacement. 294 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,842 All humility aside, 295 00:12:31,844 --> 00:12:35,445 we are the most important security organization... 296 00:12:35,447 --> 00:12:37,381 That no one's ever heard of. 297 00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:39,516 Who somehow missed the fact that Julius Caesar 298 00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:41,518 is down in Aruba working on his tan. 299 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,886 I'm sure our detection system 300 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,955 would have picked up on his displacement. 301 00:12:44,957 --> 00:12:46,823 Hm. 302 00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:48,830 Yeah, and we get that, 303 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:51,294 but all we're saying is, if you wanted to give us 304 00:12:51,296 --> 00:12:53,163 the old Waverider back, we would be happy 305 00:12:53,165 --> 00:12:55,465 to go down there and take care of it for you. 306 00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:57,734 Yeah, you know, for... For old time's sake? 307 00:13:08,814 --> 00:13:12,416 I'm sorry, but our old ship has been put to new use. 308 00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:27,364 You turned our ship into a simulator? 309 00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,533 The Command Module is heading toward a meteoroid belt. 310 00:13:29,535 --> 00:13:31,935 Apollo 13 astronauts will die unless we do something. 311 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,213 Aw, that's cool, man. 312 00:13:33,216 --> 00:13:34,771 They're teaching one of our old missions. 313 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:35,906 I've got an idea. 314 00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,074 Why don't we swing around 315 00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,408 and use our ship as a shield? 316 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,744 - Boom. - Kidding. 317 00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,746 I'm not a total idiot. 318 00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:45,950 Target the Command Module's oxygen tank with our photons, 319 00:13:45,953 --> 00:13:47,518 and fire. 320 00:13:50,089 --> 00:13:52,055 - Yes! - The ruptured tank 321 00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:54,491 propelled their capsule out of harm's way, Captain. 322 00:13:56,762 --> 00:13:58,261 Well done, class. 323 00:13:58,263 --> 00:13:59,830 See you all tomorrow. 324 00:13:59,832 --> 00:14:01,131 We'll see how you do 325 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,766 trying to stop an atomic torpedo 326 00:14:02,768 --> 00:14:04,367 from blowing up New York City. 327 00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:10,874 What are they doing here? 328 00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:13,076 We are here to help you. 329 00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:15,345 That's very gracious of you. 330 00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:18,247 But whatever it is, we have professionals 331 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,622 who can handle the matter. 332 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,919 Along with whatever damage Mr. Rory causes. 333 00:14:26,191 --> 00:14:27,778 Your salad sucks. 334 00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:29,793 You should know this is not the first time 335 00:14:29,795 --> 00:14:31,795 I've been taken captive. 336 00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:34,431 Oh, great, a story. 337 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:37,400 Once, when I was a young man, 338 00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:40,303 I was kidnapped by pirates. 339 00:14:40,305 --> 00:14:44,040 They ransomed me for 50 talents of silver, 340 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,776 a fortune. 341 00:14:45,778 --> 00:14:48,845 My family paid the money, of course. 342 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,480 But I told my captors 343 00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:52,449 they would be better off killing me. 344 00:14:52,451 --> 00:14:54,618 Because if they did let me go, 345 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,187 I promised to come back one day, 346 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,322 and not only to take my silver, 347 00:14:59,324 --> 00:15:03,357 but to crucify the pirates one by one. 348 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,227 And that's exactly what I did. 349 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,130 You saying I should kill you? 350 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:10,967 You should believe me when I make a promise. 351 00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:13,935 The gold in this satchel... 352 00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:15,138 is yours. 353 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,573 Gold? 354 00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:20,010 But I swear by my household gods, 355 00:15:20,012 --> 00:15:22,179 it will cost you your life. 356 00:15:22,181 --> 00:15:24,147 Oh. 357 00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:35,792 Do we have a location on Mr. Rory? 358 00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:38,495 Mm, we followed a trail of petty larceny reports. 359 00:15:38,497 --> 00:15:39,863 He's been holed up on the beach, 360 00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:41,364 running up a room service tab 361 00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:43,934 and a serious collection of STDs. 362 00:15:43,936 --> 00:15:46,269 - That's our Mick. - He's been busy. 363 00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:51,605 Locking in on coordinates now. 364 00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,240 Is the go-team ready? 365 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,878 Locked and loaded, sir. 366 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,513 Opening a portal. 367 00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,391 You broke my nose. 368 00:16:23,408 --> 00:16:24,997 Out of my way! 369 00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:31,915 - Our team is under attack. - Definitely Rory. 370 00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:34,551 Alpha team, do you have eyes on Caesar? 371 00:16:34,553 --> 00:16:35,852 He's got the target. 372 00:16:35,854 --> 00:16:37,254 What do you want us to do, Command? 373 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:38,569 Get the hell out of there 374 00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:40,857 before Mr. Rory causes any more mayhem. 375 00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:42,692 Roger that. Initiating extraction. 376 00:16:42,694 --> 00:16:44,728 Get off me, you damn missionaries! 377 00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:53,332 Get the hell off me, dude. 378 00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:55,168 This is Julius Caesar? 379 00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:56,671 Dude, my dad's a lawyer. 380 00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:58,375 I'm going to totally sue all of your asses. 381 00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:00,744 What is this place? 382 00:17:00,746 --> 00:17:02,245 An institution you will never 383 00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,114 step foot in again, Mr. Rory. 384 00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:06,050 Get them out of here! 385 00:17:08,947 --> 00:17:11,054 Rip, look. I'm sorry. 386 00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:13,690 - I thought that this... - The Legends would change? 387 00:17:13,692 --> 00:17:15,659 Since when do we need to change? 388 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:16,960 When you left our team, you said 389 00:17:16,962 --> 00:17:18,895 you had nothing left to teach me. 390 00:17:18,897 --> 00:17:20,830 Yes, well, unfortunately all of history 391 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,054 suddenly came unglued 392 00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:23,900 moments after I'd uttered those words. 393 00:17:23,902 --> 00:17:27,337 Look, I miss the good old days too, Sara. 394 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,848 But times have changed. 395 00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:32,709 Yeah, and you don't think you need us anymore. 396 00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:34,344 Look, Rip. 397 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,914 This is our mess. You have to let us fix it. 398 00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:40,850 Using your team to fix anything... 399 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,820 is like doing brain surgery with a chainsaw. 400 00:17:51,063 --> 00:17:53,363 Whoa. You can't leave yet. 401 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,566 Not without parking validation. 402 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:03,873 Son of a bitch stole my money. 403 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,612 Whoa. 404 00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:11,514 This is a genuine Roman aureus. 405 00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:13,683 This is first century B.C. 406 00:18:13,685 --> 00:18:15,739 That means Rory really saw Julius Caesar. 407 00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:16,640 Duh. 408 00:18:16,643 --> 00:18:18,250 We've got to tell Rip that he's got the wrong guy. 409 00:18:18,252 --> 00:18:19,688 Yeah, like he'll listen to us. 410 00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:20,919 He's right. 411 00:18:20,922 --> 00:18:22,655 We've got to grab Caesar ourselves. 412 00:18:22,658 --> 00:18:25,528 And prove to Rip that we got the right stuff. 413 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:26,730 Sara. 414 00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:27,831 Exit's this way. 415 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,466 Our ship's this way. 416 00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:30,967 We're gonna steal the Waverider? 417 00:18:30,969 --> 00:18:33,536 We're gonna fix our mistakes. 418 00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:44,264 Oh, damn it! I mean, darn it. 419 00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:46,683 There's a class in session. 420 00:18:46,685 --> 00:18:48,585 Ah. 421 00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:49,853 Listen up, punks. 422 00:18:49,855 --> 00:18:52,655 Class dismissed. Get out of here. 423 00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:54,858 This must be a part of the training exercise. 424 00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,294 Our ship has been boarded by a Time Pirate. 425 00:18:58,296 --> 00:18:59,996 On behalf of The Time Bureau, and in accordance 426 00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,198 to Article 15.6, Section B, 427 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,300 concerning the unlawful seizure of Time Ships... 428 00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:08,371 Anyone else? 429 00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:11,724 Gideon's been in sleep mode for five years, 430 00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:14,544 but if I can divert her power back to the core... 431 00:19:14,546 --> 00:19:16,479 Hello, Legends. What did I miss? 432 00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:18,214 Well, we're about to steal the ship, 433 00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:19,849 go grab Julius Caesar in Aruba, 434 00:19:19,851 --> 00:19:22,152 all before history completely collapses. 435 00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:24,154 So it's business as usual, then. 436 00:19:24,156 --> 00:19:25,488 Exactly. 437 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:27,290 Gideon, engines to power. 438 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,568 Turbines to speed. 439 00:19:28,571 --> 00:19:30,505 Right away, Captain. 440 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:36,332 Sounds like this old boat needs a lube job. 441 00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:42,559 What in the hell do they think they're doing? 442 00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:44,441 The hangar's sealed. There's no way out of here. 443 00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:45,909 Yep, well, I'm afraid the Legends 444 00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:47,710 have never permitted something like logic 445 00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:49,779 to stop them. 446 00:19:56,855 --> 00:19:59,222 I hope you know what you're doing, Ms. Lance. 447 00:19:59,224 --> 00:20:01,458 Gideon, time-jump us out of here. 448 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,793 Uh, are you sure we can time-jump inside the building? 449 00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:05,662 We're about to find out. 450 00:20:24,596 --> 00:20:26,429 Gideon, when are we? 451 00:20:26,431 --> 00:20:27,898 I was only able to time-jump us 452 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,332 three minutes into the future. 453 00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,917 We're still in Star City. 454 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,502 If you haven't noticed, 455 00:20:32,504 --> 00:20:34,571 the ship is in desperate need of maintenance. 456 00:20:34,573 --> 00:20:36,806 Yeah, there's no way we're gonna make it to Aruba. 457 00:20:36,808 --> 00:20:39,482 Can we make it to Central City? 458 00:20:39,485 --> 00:20:41,118 I know a good mechanic there. 459 00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:50,153 Jefferson. What a... what a nice surprise. 460 00:20:50,155 --> 00:20:52,689 Lily also dropped by with some rather exciting news. 461 00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:54,824 Oh, well, if it's a bad time, I can always just... 462 00:20:54,826 --> 00:20:56,459 Wait, wait. What is it? 463 00:20:56,461 --> 00:20:57,884 Something's wrong. I can feel it. 464 00:20:57,887 --> 00:20:59,229 We may only see each other 465 00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:00,830 once a week for our bonding sessions, 466 00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:02,999 but we still share a psychic connection. 467 00:21:04,937 --> 00:21:06,469 I dropped out of school. 468 00:21:06,471 --> 00:21:07,864 Why would you do that? 469 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,307 You could have your master's in... in two years. 470 00:21:10,309 --> 00:21:11,658 Yeah, I know, it's just... 471 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,361 Learning about engineering 472 00:21:13,364 --> 00:21:15,197 is not half as fun as actually, you know, 473 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,633 being an engineer... 474 00:21:16,636 --> 00:21:17,802 on a time ship. 475 00:21:17,805 --> 00:21:19,438 Oh, hey, Jax. 476 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,288 Whoa. Whoa, Lily, you're... 477 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,522 You're... 478 00:21:24,524 --> 00:21:25,690 What? 479 00:21:25,692 --> 00:21:27,158 I'm what? 480 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,860 Uh, you... you look... You look healthy. 481 00:21:28,862 --> 00:21:30,128 I'm kidding. I'm pregnant. 482 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,729 Oh, my God. 483 00:21:31,731 --> 00:21:34,332 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 484 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:37,235 Yeah, I was on sabbatical in Rome with my boyfriend and... 485 00:21:37,237 --> 00:21:39,070 She means her future husband. 486 00:21:39,072 --> 00:21:41,573 And we decided we wanted to come home 487 00:21:41,575 --> 00:21:43,441 and break the big news in person. 488 00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:47,250 Oh, I've got to put the osso buco in the oven, 489 00:21:47,253 --> 00:21:48,804 but you should totally stay for dinner... 490 00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:49,871 Right, daddy? 491 00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:51,474 - Yeah. - Okay. 492 00:21:52,619 --> 00:21:54,385 Dude. What? 493 00:21:54,387 --> 00:21:57,088 My heart still melts when she says that word. 494 00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:58,656 It's crazy. It's... 495 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,795 Oh, my God. 496 00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:07,121 Is that what I think it is? 497 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,270 Come on, Grey. 498 00:22:10,273 --> 00:22:13,634 A chance to meet Julius Caesar and fix history. 499 00:22:13,637 --> 00:22:16,274 Look, we have a time ship. 500 00:22:16,276 --> 00:22:18,243 We can get you home in time for dessert. 501 00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:20,240 That's what I told Clarissa the last time I left. 502 00:22:20,243 --> 00:22:23,047 And when you came home you had a surprise daughter. 503 00:22:23,049 --> 00:22:25,091 - Mm? - Your point? 504 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,894 The point is, sometimes... 505 00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:28,753 we screw things up for the better. 506 00:22:28,755 --> 00:22:30,154 That's a good motto. 507 00:22:30,156 --> 00:22:31,489 We should use that. 508 00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:34,259 Fine, whatever. 509 00:22:34,261 --> 00:22:35,426 I'll... I'll come. Great. 510 00:22:35,429 --> 00:22:37,145 Now all we need is Amaya, 511 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,897 and we can get the band back together. 512 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,099 - That's not happening. - Whoa, did I miss something? 513 00:22:41,102 --> 00:22:42,934 - Mm-mm. - Amaya dumped him. 514 00:22:42,936 --> 00:22:44,502 Went back to 1942. 515 00:22:44,504 --> 00:22:46,304 She didn't dump me. 516 00:22:46,383 --> 00:22:47,906 She didn't dump me. 517 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,841 Amaya went back to Zambesi because Rip told her 518 00:22:49,843 --> 00:22:51,175 she has some sort of destiny to fulfill 519 00:22:51,177 --> 00:22:52,977 back in 1942. That's it. 520 00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:54,379 Unlike the rest of us 521 00:22:54,381 --> 00:22:56,247 who don't have crap 522 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,615 waiting for us in the real world. 523 00:22:57,617 --> 00:22:59,417 Speak for yourself, numbnuts. 524 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,252 I don't know about you all, but I was destined 525 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,021 for greater things than folding towels. 526 00:23:03,023 --> 00:23:04,355 And Rip thinks he doesn't need us 527 00:23:04,357 --> 00:23:05,626 because he's got the Time Bureau. 528 00:23:05,628 --> 00:23:06,724 Ray's right. 529 00:23:06,726 --> 00:23:08,126 We're the ones who broke history. 530 00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:09,994 We should be the ones that fix it. 531 00:23:09,996 --> 00:23:12,697 But instead of operating on history with a chainsaw, 532 00:23:12,699 --> 00:23:16,901 this time we are gonna be the scalpel. 533 00:23:18,338 --> 00:23:19,671 Is this your idea of subtle? 534 00:23:19,673 --> 00:23:21,506 Just try to blend in, okay? 535 00:23:21,508 --> 00:23:23,441 No problem. 536 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,443 Great Caesar's ghost. 537 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,811 That's him. 538 00:23:26,813 --> 00:23:28,613 So what I have to say to you is this: 539 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:30,823 are you willing to fight with me? 540 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,292 Yeah! 541 00:23:32,295 --> 00:23:34,719 And claim this savage land for Rome? 542 00:23:34,721 --> 00:23:36,254 Yeah! 543 00:23:36,256 --> 00:23:38,323 What, did you teach Caesar English? 544 00:23:38,325 --> 00:23:41,059 Nope. Just showed up speaking fancy. 545 00:23:41,061 --> 00:23:42,961 Temporal linguistic dysplasia... 546 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,495 - What? - A side effect 547 00:23:44,497 --> 00:23:45,610 of historical displacement. 548 00:23:45,613 --> 00:23:47,065 Astonishing! 549 00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:48,532 You know, cowards die 550 00:23:48,535 --> 00:23:50,835 many times before their deaths. 551 00:23:50,837 --> 00:23:53,805 The valiant never taste death but once! 552 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,708 Yeah! And Delta Nu Phi sucks! 553 00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:58,476 Delta Nu Phi sucks! 554 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,411 Alpha Psi Gamma sucks! 555 00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:02,347 Delta Nu Phi sucks! 556 00:24:02,349 --> 00:24:04,582 Can we not agree they all suck? 557 00:24:04,584 --> 00:24:05,984 A'ight. 558 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,485 Let's shut this toga party down 559 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,220 before things really get out of hand. 560 00:24:09,222 --> 00:24:10,855 No powers. 561 00:24:10,857 --> 00:24:12,490 It can make the Anachronism worse. 562 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,459 Right, be the scalpel. 563 00:24:14,461 --> 00:24:16,127 Because I saw in you... 564 00:24:16,129 --> 00:24:17,261 I've got an idea. 565 00:24:17,263 --> 00:24:18,882 The makings of a legion. 566 00:24:18,885 --> 00:24:20,632 Come on, man, are you really trying to hook up now? 567 00:24:20,634 --> 00:24:22,266 No, I'm creating a dating profile 568 00:24:22,268 --> 00:24:23,935 on our new UpSwipz app. 569 00:24:23,937 --> 00:24:25,403 Gideon, I need you to hit 570 00:24:25,405 --> 00:24:27,739 every phone on the beach with a match. 571 00:24:27,741 --> 00:24:29,340 "Exotic beauty looking for 572 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,822 casual sex with young frat stud?" 573 00:24:31,825 --> 00:24:33,411 - That might work. - Yeah. 574 00:24:33,413 --> 00:24:35,146 Now all I need is a profile picture. 575 00:24:35,148 --> 00:24:36,694 I believe I've got that covered. 576 00:24:37,955 --> 00:24:40,451 Ooh. 577 00:24:40,453 --> 00:24:41,686 Not bad. 578 00:24:43,056 --> 00:24:44,111 For Mars! 579 00:24:44,114 --> 00:24:45,723 - Yeah! - For Rome! 580 00:24:45,725 --> 00:24:47,158 Yeah! 581 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,260 Death... or glory! 582 00:24:57,303 --> 00:24:59,570 All right, JC. Party's over. 583 00:24:59,572 --> 00:25:00,838 You're coming with us. 584 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,240 I'd rather fall on my sword 585 00:25:02,242 --> 00:25:03,775 than surrender it to a woman. 586 00:25:03,777 --> 00:25:07,345 Well, then today is your lucky day. 587 00:25:14,854 --> 00:25:16,921 Uh, shouldn't we help her? 588 00:25:16,923 --> 00:25:18,389 It's him I'm worried about. 589 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:24,962 Ooh. 590 00:25:24,964 --> 00:25:27,598 Yep, I'd say our work here is done. 591 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,030 And to quote the great conqueror himself, 592 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:31,869 "We came, we saw..." 593 00:25:31,871 --> 00:25:33,905 We kicked Caesar's ass! 594 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,107 - Mm. - Mm. 595 00:25:36,109 --> 00:25:38,643 - Oh, man. - Oh. 596 00:25:38,645 --> 00:25:41,312 - Suckers. - Nice work. 597 00:25:41,314 --> 00:25:42,613 I'd have done it faster. 598 00:25:51,803 --> 00:25:53,684 Oh, I'm sorry. 599 00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:54,949 Did that hurt? 600 00:25:54,952 --> 00:25:56,814 Easy, Mick. 601 00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:58,282 He broke my nose. 602 00:25:58,284 --> 00:26:00,084 My best feature. 603 00:26:00,086 --> 00:26:02,586 Still... we have to get him back to his time in one piece. 604 00:26:02,588 --> 00:26:04,054 Or he doesn't go on to conquer the world 605 00:26:04,056 --> 00:26:05,256 and help create the greatest empire 606 00:26:05,258 --> 00:26:06,323 history has ever known. 607 00:26:06,325 --> 00:26:07,658 We need to get moving. 608 00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,026 It's not gonna take Rip long 609 00:26:09,028 --> 00:26:10,628 to track down a stolen time ship. 610 00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,696 Quite so, Ms. Lance. 611 00:26:14,066 --> 00:26:15,566 It appears that you've captured 612 00:26:15,568 --> 00:26:17,835 the real Julius Caesar. Well done. 613 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,405 Now, if you'll just return him to us, 614 00:26:19,408 --> 00:26:21,872 we'll be happy to handle his reinsertion back into history. 615 00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:23,340 You don't think we can handle it? 616 00:26:23,342 --> 00:26:24,942 It's not that. 617 00:26:24,944 --> 00:26:26,076 Maybe it is that. 618 00:26:26,078 --> 00:26:27,678 But the fact remains 619 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,880 that you have hijacked our property. 620 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,549 And if you would return it to us 621 00:26:31,551 --> 00:26:34,485 along with our anachronistic guest, 622 00:26:34,487 --> 00:26:37,254 all will be forgiven. 623 00:26:37,256 --> 00:26:40,458 I trust you'll use your best judgment. 624 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,461 Does he not know this team? 625 00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:45,496 Shouldn't we entrust Caesar's return 626 00:26:45,498 --> 00:26:47,331 to people who do that sort of thing professionally? 627 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,833 I thought this was our chance to prove 628 00:26:48,835 --> 00:26:51,802 that we were professional... ish. 629 00:26:51,804 --> 00:26:53,838 Your call, Captain. 630 00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:57,241 Gideon, 631 00:26:57,243 --> 00:26:58,943 plot a course for the Time Bureau. 632 00:26:58,945 --> 00:27:00,611 I'm afraid that won't be possible 633 00:27:00,613 --> 00:27:01,979 without additional repairs. 634 00:27:01,981 --> 00:27:03,848 Of course. 635 00:27:05,284 --> 00:27:07,885 Et tu, Sara? 636 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:09,520 I'm using my best judgment. 637 00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:20,130 You know, I've taken these engines apart 638 00:27:20,132 --> 00:27:23,434 so many times, feels like this ship is a part of me. 639 00:27:23,436 --> 00:27:25,494 It is a part of you that you can take on 640 00:27:25,497 --> 00:27:27,830 whatever adventure life offers you next. 641 00:27:29,141 --> 00:27:31,909 What adventure could be better than this one? 642 00:27:31,911 --> 00:27:35,513 I mean, I got to be a superhero who traveled through time, 643 00:27:35,515 --> 00:27:37,143 changing history. 644 00:27:37,146 --> 00:27:39,006 Yes, I know. 645 00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:44,021 Look, I know you want to do the whole granddad thing. 646 00:27:44,023 --> 00:27:46,624 Smoke a pipe by the fire, but... 647 00:27:46,626 --> 00:27:49,426 I got a whole lot of life left, 648 00:27:49,428 --> 00:27:51,962 and I have no idea how to fill it. 649 00:27:53,599 --> 00:27:57,234 Jefferson, you are, hands down, 650 00:27:57,236 --> 00:27:59,937 the most gifted, capable, 651 00:27:59,939 --> 00:28:03,374 Jeffersodriven young man handsl've ever known. 652 00:28:03,376 --> 00:28:06,310 You can do anything you want to do. 653 00:28:06,312 --> 00:28:07,545 Well, that's all well and good, 654 00:28:07,547 --> 00:28:09,079 but what I want to do is be half 655 00:28:09,081 --> 00:28:11,148 of a nuclear-powered superhero. 656 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:13,729 And I can't do that if you don't want to. 657 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,967 Have you come to gloat? 658 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:33,637 Or to grant me the mercy of taking my own life? 659 00:28:33,639 --> 00:28:36,663 Getting beaten by a woman bothers you that much? 660 00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:38,699 Yes. 661 00:28:38,702 --> 00:28:42,604 If your intention is neither boasting nor mercy, 662 00:28:42,607 --> 00:28:45,842 to what do I owe the honor of this visit? 663 00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:54,158 You doubt your present course of action 664 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,726 and seem to believe that Caesar 665 00:28:55,728 --> 00:28:57,761 holds the key to resolving it. 666 00:28:57,763 --> 00:28:59,897 There's nothing to resolve. 667 00:28:59,899 --> 00:29:02,266 My course of action isn't up to me. 668 00:29:02,268 --> 00:29:04,134 So you believe your future lies in the hands 669 00:29:04,136 --> 00:29:05,336 of the Three Fates? 670 00:29:05,338 --> 00:29:06,737 No. 671 00:29:06,739 --> 00:29:09,237 It lies in the hands of a group 672 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,207 called the Time Bureau. 673 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,777 And if I go against them now, they'll take my ship. 674 00:29:13,779 --> 00:29:15,746 And if I screw this up, 675 00:29:15,748 --> 00:29:17,581 then I lose everything. 676 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:20,851 And that's all you're willing to wager for greatness? 677 00:29:20,853 --> 00:29:23,487 Pompey said he would have my head 678 00:29:23,489 --> 00:29:25,956 for going against the Senate... 679 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,559 but when I lead my army across the Rubicon, 680 00:29:28,561 --> 00:29:32,429 Rome will welcome me as a god. 681 00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:36,367 Well, I wish I shared your confidence. 682 00:29:38,671 --> 00:29:41,071 It cost me eight years and countless centurions 683 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:43,386 to conquer Gaul. 684 00:29:43,389 --> 00:29:47,358 But with an Amazonian queen like you by my side, 685 00:29:47,361 --> 00:29:50,595 I could make short work of the rest of the world. 686 00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:54,685 Conquering the world does sound nice... 687 00:29:56,622 --> 00:29:58,756 But I don't need you to do it. 688 00:30:02,624 --> 00:30:04,191 Ship's fixed, Cap. 689 00:30:04,194 --> 00:30:07,698 Fixed enough to get us back to the Time Bureau? 690 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,733 Mm-hmm. 691 00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:12,369 How about ancient Rome? 692 00:30:12,371 --> 00:30:14,371 Only one way to find out. 693 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,681 _ 694 00:30:24,684 --> 00:30:26,850 According to Gideon, Caesar disappeared 695 00:30:26,852 --> 00:30:29,219 the night before his famous march on Rome. 696 00:30:29,221 --> 00:30:31,655 Yeah, no crossing the Rubicon means no civil war. 697 00:30:31,657 --> 00:30:33,557 No civil war means no Ides of March. 698 00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:34,892 No Ides of March means... 699 00:30:34,894 --> 00:30:36,927 No Roman Empire. 700 00:30:36,929 --> 00:30:38,429 What happens on the Ides of March? 701 00:30:38,431 --> 00:30:40,506 Eh... well, that's when your friends, 702 00:30:40,509 --> 00:30:42,168 who really aren't your friends, 703 00:30:42,171 --> 00:30:44,499 stab you in the back to stop your rise to power. 704 00:30:44,502 --> 00:30:46,303 Not that you'll remember any of this. 705 00:30:51,377 --> 00:30:54,978 Check it out. History is back to normal. 706 00:30:57,183 --> 00:31:00,766 And now a little something for the Heywood scrapbook. 707 00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:04,738 Oh, man. That's a keeper. 708 00:31:04,741 --> 00:31:06,757 Enjoy conquering the world. 709 00:31:26,445 --> 00:31:28,278 Perhaps my eyes deceive me, 710 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,414 but that does not look like the Time Bureau to me. 711 00:31:30,416 --> 00:31:33,283 No, it says here we landed in 49 B.C. 712 00:31:33,285 --> 00:31:37,221 Relax, because we just dropped off JC 713 00:31:37,223 --> 00:31:38,655 back where he belongs. 714 00:31:38,657 --> 00:31:40,457 So, history has been restored, 715 00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:42,893 and we can go home. 716 00:31:42,895 --> 00:31:44,795 I'm afraid that's not possible. 717 00:31:44,797 --> 00:31:46,964 Why? Something wrong with the ship? 718 00:31:46,966 --> 00:31:49,867 No, but your home no longer exists. 719 00:31:49,869 --> 00:31:51,568 Here is a map of what was formally known 720 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:54,271 as the United States, circa 2017. 721 00:31:54,273 --> 00:31:56,211 I thought you said that history has been restored. 722 00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:57,646 Does that look restored to you? 723 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,943 What does "Magna Hesperia" mean? 724 00:31:59,945 --> 00:32:02,746 It means Caesar went on to conquer the known world 725 00:32:02,748 --> 00:32:05,149 and then the unknown world. 726 00:32:05,151 --> 00:32:07,084 One of you fools must have entrusted him 727 00:32:07,086 --> 00:32:09,453 with future knowledge, something that allowed him 728 00:32:09,455 --> 00:32:10,687 to alter the course of history. 729 00:32:10,689 --> 00:32:12,412 No, no. I mean, Sara hit him 730 00:32:12,415 --> 00:32:13,589 with Rip's flashy... 731 00:32:13,592 --> 00:32:15,459 - Flashy thing. - Thing. 732 00:32:17,016 --> 00:32:18,716 Oh, my God. 733 00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,364 What? 734 00:32:22,768 --> 00:32:24,899 My book. 735 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,268 What book? 736 00:32:29,542 --> 00:32:31,141 Change of plans. 737 00:32:31,143 --> 00:32:33,506 We're not marching on Rome, sir? 738 00:32:33,509 --> 00:32:35,576 No, we're still marching. 739 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,380 But when we get there, we're going to visit 740 00:32:37,383 --> 00:32:39,748 a few old friends... 741 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:42,185 starting with Brutus 742 00:32:42,188 --> 00:32:43,487 and Cassius. 743 00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:49,384 I cannot believe you let Caesar 744 00:32:49,387 --> 00:32:51,322 steal the answers to the test. 745 00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:53,237 Why are you all looking at me? It's not my fault. 746 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,717 How did mop-head even know there would be a test? 747 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,935 It's a figure of speech. 748 00:32:56,937 --> 00:32:58,637 Caesar knew how to alter history 749 00:32:58,639 --> 00:33:00,706 because he already knew how it would unfold. 750 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:03,208 Okay, so all we got to do is get back out there 751 00:33:03,210 --> 00:33:04,276 and refold history. 752 00:33:04,278 --> 00:33:05,577 Or contact Mr. Hunter, 753 00:33:05,579 --> 00:33:06,839 and let the Time Bureau handle it. 754 00:33:06,841 --> 00:33:07,946 No, no, no, no. 755 00:33:07,948 --> 00:33:09,451 We do not let those time-turds 756 00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,788 have the satisfaction of knowing that we... 757 00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,285 That you lost the book? 758 00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,643 Stop blaming me, okay? 759 00:33:14,646 --> 00:33:16,588 Caesar must have swiped it when I wasn't looking. 760 00:33:16,590 --> 00:33:18,190 - Nate's right. - Thank you. 761 00:33:18,192 --> 00:33:19,725 Not about it not being your fault... 762 00:33:19,727 --> 00:33:21,193 About The Time Bureau. 763 00:33:21,195 --> 00:33:23,729 They're 2,000 years away. 764 00:33:23,731 --> 00:33:25,697 We can fix this before they even... 765 00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:27,566 Too late. 766 00:33:32,606 --> 00:33:34,813 Ms. Lance, a word. 767 00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:36,074 Yeah. 768 00:33:39,146 --> 00:33:40,979 Look, I know what you're gonna say, 769 00:33:40,981 --> 00:33:42,748 but we are gonna fix this. 770 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,950 You shall do nothing of the sort. 771 00:33:44,952 --> 00:33:47,319 My agents will clear this mess in no time. 772 00:33:47,321 --> 00:33:49,221 And what if something goes sideways? 773 00:33:49,223 --> 00:33:51,723 None of these guys are field agents. 774 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,191 Admit it, Rip. You need us. 775 00:33:53,193 --> 00:33:55,594 No, Sara. You need this. 776 00:33:55,596 --> 00:33:58,530 But just because you all found life outside this ship boring 777 00:33:58,532 --> 00:34:01,600 doesn't mean you get your old jobs back. 778 00:34:01,602 --> 00:34:03,168 Because the Time Bureau is capable 779 00:34:03,170 --> 00:34:05,203 of getting the job done... 780 00:34:05,205 --> 00:34:06,505 Without the mess. 781 00:34:08,475 --> 00:34:09,782 Status? 782 00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:12,310 We've got eyes on the target. Go-team is hot. 783 00:34:12,312 --> 00:34:13,812 Yes, you are. 784 00:34:13,814 --> 00:34:16,548 Watch and learn, Ms. Lance. 785 00:34:16,550 --> 00:34:17,916 Execute. 786 00:34:35,869 --> 00:34:37,436 Asset acquired. 787 00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:38,804 Proceed to the target to commence 788 00:34:38,806 --> 00:34:40,272 memory erasure protocol. 789 00:34:40,274 --> 00:34:42,074 Wait, I've seen this play before. 790 00:34:42,076 --> 00:34:43,909 Leave the merchandise unattended, 791 00:34:43,911 --> 00:34:45,310 draw the target out... 792 00:34:45,312 --> 00:34:47,279 League of Assassins strategy? 793 00:34:47,281 --> 00:34:49,281 No, it's Sink Shower & Stuff. 794 00:34:49,283 --> 00:34:50,970 We use it to catch shoplift... 795 00:34:50,973 --> 00:34:52,072 It's a trap! 796 00:34:58,572 --> 00:35:00,382 You've got to pull your team out of there. 797 00:35:00,385 --> 00:35:01,926 Agent Sharpe, initiate extraction. 798 00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:03,128 Extract. 799 00:35:11,538 --> 00:35:14,272 Uh, Agent Sharpe has been... 800 00:35:14,274 --> 00:35:15,379 apprehended. 801 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:16,648 We were caught unprepared. 802 00:35:16,651 --> 00:35:18,284 But we'll go back in, and we... 803 00:35:18,287 --> 00:35:20,287 And screw things up worse than you already have? 804 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:21,880 Boss is right. 805 00:35:21,882 --> 00:35:24,549 We need to go and rescue Agent Hotcakes. 806 00:35:24,551 --> 00:35:26,485 Oh, please. This entire situation 807 00:35:26,487 --> 00:35:28,186 is happening because of you idiots... 808 00:35:28,188 --> 00:35:30,689 Idiots? Idiots with special abilities. 809 00:35:30,692 --> 00:35:32,190 We know how to handle ourselves. 810 00:35:32,192 --> 00:35:33,692 Not against Julius Caesar, 811 00:35:33,694 --> 00:35:35,827 who has an entire legion at his command. 812 00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:37,562 We're pretty good at taking down legions. 813 00:35:37,564 --> 00:35:38,897 You're damn straight. 814 00:35:42,636 --> 00:35:44,569 I'm assuming the answer is no, 815 00:35:44,571 --> 00:35:46,771 but do any of you happen to have a plan? 816 00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:52,244 We're about to rejoin my army. 817 00:35:52,246 --> 00:35:53,545 Be grateful. 818 00:35:53,547 --> 00:35:55,614 Not only am I letting you live, 819 00:35:55,616 --> 00:35:59,117 I'm permitting you to witness the rise of the Roman Empire. 820 00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:02,587 The Time Bureau will never permit you to alter history. 821 00:36:02,589 --> 00:36:05,020 Caesar does not alter history. 822 00:36:05,023 --> 00:36:06,589 He makes it. 823 00:36:08,829 --> 00:36:11,596 Surrender your prisoner in the name of Ares, 824 00:36:11,598 --> 00:36:13,231 the god of war! 825 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:15,834 Mars is the Roman god of war, Jefferson. 826 00:36:15,836 --> 00:36:17,903 Yeah, whatever. 827 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:24,442 - What the hell are you doing? - Rescuing you. 828 00:36:24,444 --> 00:36:25,944 I can take care of myself. 829 00:36:35,689 --> 00:36:37,222 Howdy. 830 00:36:41,028 --> 00:36:43,495 Dormi strictum amicus. 831 00:36:45,067 --> 00:36:46,233 What did you say to him? 832 00:36:46,236 --> 00:36:48,002 Uh, "sleep tight, buddy"? 833 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,405 I guess. Maybe. 834 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,101 I think this deserves a bro hug. 835 00:36:51,104 --> 00:36:53,471 Bring it. 836 00:36:53,473 --> 00:36:55,073 Damn, Ray. 837 00:37:22,035 --> 00:37:24,278 You ruined my vacation... 838 00:37:24,281 --> 00:37:26,415 and my nose. 839 00:37:29,409 --> 00:37:31,161 Now we're even. 840 00:37:31,164 --> 00:37:34,346 See? Problem solved. 841 00:37:34,348 --> 00:37:36,146 I've got to say, Ms. Lance, 842 00:37:36,149 --> 00:37:38,683 now that I've seen your team in action with my own eyes, 843 00:37:38,686 --> 00:37:41,286 you are even worse than I imagined. 844 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,054 You're welcome. 845 00:37:57,369 --> 00:37:59,002 Well, like Nate said, 846 00:37:59,004 --> 00:38:01,972 sometimes we screw things up for the better. 847 00:38:01,974 --> 00:38:04,875 I fail to see how that's true in this case. 848 00:38:04,877 --> 00:38:06,576 It's our new motto. 849 00:38:06,578 --> 00:38:08,088 New motto? 850 00:38:08,091 --> 00:38:10,212 Right, does that mean that you all plan to continue 851 00:38:10,215 --> 00:38:11,915 swashbuckling your way through history? 852 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:14,785 With the Time Bureau's permission, of course. 853 00:38:14,787 --> 00:38:17,020 And if I deny you permission? 854 00:38:17,022 --> 00:38:19,623 - We'll do it anyways. - Yeah. 855 00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:21,858 Sir, the go-team has erased the memories 856 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,493 of Caesar and his forces. 857 00:38:23,495 --> 00:38:26,763 Good. We'd best take our leave, then. 858 00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:28,365 Sara. Mr. Rory. 859 00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:29,933 Do your best to stay out of trouble. 860 00:38:37,409 --> 00:38:38,742 What's that? 861 00:38:38,744 --> 00:38:41,411 It's a, uh, portal thingy. 862 00:38:42,285 --> 00:38:43,918 A, uh, 863 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:47,751 communications thing, 864 00:38:47,753 --> 00:38:50,120 and a, uh... Ah, yes... 865 00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:51,621 a memory thing. 866 00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:53,123 So I guess that means you're staying. 867 00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:55,431 Well, I kind of have to. 868 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,301 You'd be dead without me. 869 00:38:58,764 --> 00:38:59,896 Cheers. 870 00:39:05,103 --> 00:39:06,670 They are irresponsible, 871 00:39:06,672 --> 00:39:08,805 undependable, unpredictable, dangerous. 872 00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:11,241 And yet effective. At least on occasion. 873 00:39:11,243 --> 00:39:12,476 Is that the reason they're not warming a cell 874 00:39:12,478 --> 00:39:14,077 back at headquarters as we speak? 875 00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:15,879 They're not warming a cell, Agent Sharpe, 876 00:39:15,881 --> 00:39:17,180 because they might just be our best hope 877 00:39:17,182 --> 00:39:18,715 of defeating what's coming. 878 00:39:18,717 --> 00:39:21,758 They are the reason Mallus is a threat. 879 00:39:21,761 --> 00:39:23,073 Indeed. 880 00:39:23,076 --> 00:39:26,490 But there might just come a day when we need the Legends 881 00:39:26,492 --> 00:39:28,058 to do what they do best... 882 00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,994 Which is what, exactly? 883 00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:32,863 Be the chainsaw. 884 00:39:35,425 --> 00:39:37,500 Would you open a portal back to headquarters? 885 00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:38,802 I seem to have... 886 00:39:38,804 --> 00:39:40,937 misplaced my Time Courier. 887 00:39:48,213 --> 00:39:50,780 - How's she running? - Lousy. 888 00:39:50,782 --> 00:39:53,149 Rip's monkeys really screwed up the works. 889 00:39:53,151 --> 00:39:55,471 It's gonna take Ray months to figure this out. 890 00:39:55,474 --> 00:39:56,685 Why Raymond? 891 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:59,556 Well, I told Sara to take us back home. 892 00:39:59,558 --> 00:40:02,692 Oh, that's... that's unfortunate, considering... 893 00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:04,194 I have decided to stay aboard. 894 00:40:04,196 --> 00:40:05,662 Whoa, wait, wait, what? 895 00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:08,298 I shanghaied you into our first voyage. 896 00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:10,133 I forced this life upon you. 897 00:40:10,135 --> 00:40:12,402 I could hardly ask you to give it up now. 898 00:40:12,404 --> 00:40:13,737 But your life, your family... 899 00:40:13,739 --> 00:40:15,138 I'll make it home 900 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:17,198 for the birth of my first grandchild. 901 00:40:17,201 --> 00:40:19,434 As for my family... 902 00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:23,547 They're on this ship as well. 903 00:40:27,953 --> 00:40:29,119 - Yeah. - Yeah. 904 00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:40,063 You doing okay? 905 00:40:43,135 --> 00:40:45,936 Well, nothing says "doing okay" like 906 00:40:45,938 --> 00:40:48,672 pining over files of your ex. 907 00:40:48,674 --> 00:40:50,974 Yeah, I was just thinking... 908 00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:54,177 About her? 909 00:40:54,179 --> 00:40:57,681 Yeah, about her, and... 910 00:40:57,683 --> 00:40:59,716 and this place. 911 00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,651 I miss being on the ship. 912 00:41:02,777 --> 00:41:04,410 Yeah, of course you do. 913 00:41:04,413 --> 00:41:06,546 It's your home. 914 00:41:06,549 --> 00:41:09,793 And she's back home too. 915 00:41:09,795 --> 00:41:12,262 If she's happy, I'm happy. 916 00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:14,764 She's happy, right? 917 00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:17,534 Yeah. Totally. 918 00:41:17,536 --> 00:41:19,603 _ 919 00:41:19,605 --> 00:41:21,905 This is the village. 920 00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:26,476 Get out of our way, woman. 921 00:41:26,478 --> 00:41:29,112 Actually, that's what I was gonna tell you. 922 00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:31,414 We have business here. 923 00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:34,284 If you call poaching and raping "business." 924 00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:37,387 Zambesi is under my protection. 925 00:41:51,494 --> 00:41:53,603 No! No, please don't! 926 00:41:59,004 --> 00:42:04,230 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --