1
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Goddamn it.

2
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Come on, get in there!

3
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Charlie, what are you doing, man?
What are you...

4
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- What's going on over here?
- Oh, I'm trying to get

5
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each of my toes

6
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in these five-fingered shoes,
you know what I mean?

7
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But there's, like,
something's dropping off

8
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and I can't tell where my pinky is.

9
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Why did you get the
stupid five-finger shoes?

10
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Well, you're always yelling at me
for taking my shoes off in laser tag,

11
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so I figured I'd get some shoes

12
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that are like...
a lot more like bare feet.

13
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- I don't know why you're always yelling at me about...
- Well, I'm always

14
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yelling at you because when
you're taking your shoes off,

15
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you're not holding your gun.

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And also, you know,
the cheese you've eaten,

17
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it-it's always oozing out of your feet
and it's an awful smell.

18
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That's the cheese I hide in my shoes,

19
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- that's where it is.
- Okay, well... What?

20
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I can't even, like,
fit cheese in these shoes.

21
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- These things suck.
- Just guard the base, man.

22
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Kind of sick and tired
of guarding the base.

23
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What if we go out there, run around?

24
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I want to go out there
and have some fun, man.

25
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We gotta guard the base.
That's what we always do,

26
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and that's what we figured
out works a long time ago.

27
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Plus, we're-we're waiting for Big Mo.

28
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- Waiting for who?
- We're waiting for Big Mo, man.

29
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The-the hotshot kid and his crew

30
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that are climbing up the leaderboard.

31
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Yeah, he's gonna be gunning for our base

32
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and we need to protect it.

33
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Ah, who gives a shit, man?
There's always

34
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some hotshot kid gunning for our base.

35
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Look, Charlie.

36
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How long we been playing laser tag?

37
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- A long time.
- A long time, baby. Yeah.

38
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Some people might think that's sad,
but that's not sad.

39
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- I think... I think it's awesome.
- That's not sad, that's cool.

40
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I think the longer you're
in the game, the better,

41
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- you know what I mean?
- Yes, yeah, no, definitely.

42
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Look. We're the best,
we're-we're awesome,

43
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but, um, I'm-I'm done. I'm moving on.

44
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- I'm...
- No, no, no, no, no! No, stop. Stay.

45
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We're playing the game
the way we always play it,

46
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and we're...

47
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waiting for Big Mo.

48
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_

49
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credits

50
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All right.

51
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Everything's going to plan out there.

52
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Yeah, but it does sound like

53
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people are out there having fun,
you know?

54
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- What's with you today, man?
- I don't know.

55
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I'm bored.
I want to do something different.

56
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What about, uh,
what if we do some riddles?

57
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- Riddles?
- Yeah.

58
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Frank and I have been
doing a lot of riddles

59
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to kill the time, you know what I mean?

60
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It's... I think we'll have a little
bit more fun that way.

61
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No. I'm just gonna guard the base.

62
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Yeah, I know, but here it comes.

63
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Why do blind people hate skydiving?

64
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I don't even understand
how that's a riddle.

65
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Well, 'cause it's
a-a very hard one, okay?

66
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- So try... take a guess.
- I don't know. Why?

67
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'Cause it scares the
hell out of their dogs.

68
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That's not a riddle.

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Yeah, it's a riddle about blind people,
you know?

70
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- No.
- And-and their dogs, I guess.

71
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No, what you've told me is a joke.

72
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No. Jokes are funny
and that wasn't funny.

73
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I didn't say it was funny.

74
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Then how is it a joke, Dennis?

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Um... Okay, you know what? Yeah.

76
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No, that was a mind-bending riddle.

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- Wow.
- It's a tough one, 'cause you don't think...

78
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- Warning.
- Wait, wait, wait. Shh.

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Listen.

80
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That could be Big Mo. Get ready.

81
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Get ready, here we go.

82
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- Get off of me!
- Ah! Get off me!

83
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- Stop it!
- Dennis, everything was going perfectly.

84
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I was up in the air ducts,
just like you said.

85
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- Oh...
- I was sniping at the red base.

86
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I was at the blue base
doing the exact same thing.

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- What is...?
- I tried to crawl down the ducts

88
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and pass this uncoordinated monkey.

89
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- We go by each other...
- We got tangled up

90
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and then she spit in my mouth, Dennis.

91
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- She spit in my mouth.
- I spit in your mouth

92
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after you jammed me in the tit
with your scrawny little elbow.

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My elbows are massive
and you have no tits!

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- Your elbows suck!
- Ah. Damn it!

95
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Goddamn it, can you do nothing right?
This is all your fault.

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I've been warning you
about your lack of elbow mass for weeks.

97
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You idiot! You fool!

98
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And you!

99
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You're doing a great job.

100
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Okay?

101
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You are killing it out there,
and I'm so proud of you!

102
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- Now I need you both to get back up there and...
- Wait.

103
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I-I actually got an idea.

104
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Like, what if you guys
don't play the game

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up in the air ducts this time,

106
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but you go down on the floor?

107
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Where everyone's having all the fun?

108
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They look like they're
having so much fun

109
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- playing laser ta...
- Will you shut up?!

110
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This isn't about having fun. Okay?

111
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This is about staying alive
and winning. Okay?

112
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And-and it's also...

113
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it's also about getting these.

114
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Now, Mac...

115
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what are these?

116
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Fun Zone dolla dolla bills, y'all.

117
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Fun Zone dolla dolla bills, y'all.

118
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Okay?

119
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I'm trying to get that paper, son.

120
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- All right?
- Win, stay alive,

121
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get dat money.

122
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- Feel me?
- I feel you.

123
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- But those guys are having fun.
- Yeah.

124
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And doing something fun out there.

125
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- And that's what I want to do.
- Hey, man.

126
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Could I talk to you for a second,
please?

127
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- Yeah. What's up?
- What you doing, man?

128
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Why-why you...
why you mucking things up?

129
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I mean,
I got things down to a science, okay?

130
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- Everything's working.
- Stop it. - Ah, ah, ah!

131
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I know, but, like,
these guys are ready to kill each other.

132
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- It's like...
- I know, but that's what I want, okay?

133
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I need their aggression at a ten.

134
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That's when they're most effective.

135
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So I withhold compliments from Mac,

136
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because that makes him
angry and subservient,

137
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so he'll do what I tell him to do.

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And I shower Dee with compliments

139
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because she feels so
undeserving of compliments

140
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that she gets angry at herself

141
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and she takes that anger
out on the children.

142
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- Oh.
- See?

143
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Okay. It's another riddle.

144
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Let me think on that one, Dennis,
'cause I don't know the answer...

145
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Okay. Yeah. You think on that
for a while. I'm gonna do my thing.

146
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- You stop.
- You stop.

147
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Goddamn it, Mac,
you thin-elbowed little goblin.

148
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You never cease to disappoint me
in everything you do.

149
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Now get back up in those ducts

150
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and snipe those other kids' bases.

151
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And don't come down
until I tell you to. And Dee...

152
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You really are killing it out there.

153
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I'm so proud of you.
You're so deserving of my love.

154
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Yeah, see?

155
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We just gotta keep playing the
game the way we always have.

156
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Yeah. Hey, is the answer
to your riddle, uh,

157
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an ice cube?

158
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Yeah. Yep, you got it.

159
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- That was a hard one.
- Warning.

160
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Pew, pew.

161
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- Pew.
- Oh.

162
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Pew, pew. Pew, pew.

163
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- Pew, pew. Oh.
- What are you doing, man?

164
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I'm killing it out there.

165
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I haven't been hit once.

166
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It's really a lot of fun.

167
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But I wanted to come and
hang out with you guys.

168
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Hey, hey, Charlie,
you want to do some riddles?

169
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- No, we're not... No, that doesn't...
- Yes. Yes, I do, hit me.

170
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Is a fart a ghost?

171
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Is a fart a ghost?
Whoa, that's a hard one.

172
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I don't know. What's the answer?

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Yeah. It's the ghost of lunch. Ha-ha!

174
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- Very good, man!
- Good riddle.

175
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- That's a good one.
- Great.

176
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- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, so, off you go.

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Hey, you know,
that's also making me realize, dude,

178
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- I'm pretty hungry, man.
- Ooh.

179
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- Yeah. Whoa.
- Yeah, yeah.

180
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Get some,
get some cheese out of your shoes.

181
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Yeah, you know what? I couldn't fit any,

182
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'cause I got these
stupid five-finger shoes.

183
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- Yeah, I don't...
- Hey, get back out there, man. - Yeah, yeah.

184
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No, well, actually,
go out to the lobby really quick

185
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and get me, like, some chicken wings.

186
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- You want hot sauce on 'em?
- No.

187
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I forbid it. Absolutely not.

188
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What... Dude, what is the big deal, man?

189
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- What's the big deal? Y... Uh...
- Who even cares?

190
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I mean, his pack's not even on,
for crying out loud.

191
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- Charlie.
- What'd you say?

192
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- Nothing.
- It's time we told him, dude.

193
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- No, it's...
- It's time.

194
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Uh...

195
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My pack's not on?

196
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I... We...

197
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We-we turn your pack off

198
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so that when you're running
around getting shot up,

199
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our team doesn't lose any points.

200
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But my gun still makes noise.

201
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Well, no...
Well, that's you doing that, bud.

202
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No, it isn't.

203
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Pew, pe...

204
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Yeah. See, that's you, bud.

205
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Oh, that is me.

206
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, man.

207
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So-so I'm not part of the team?

208
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- Aw...
- Well, no, you...

209
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No, you're a very,
v-very valuable part of the team.

210
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You know? Y-You're an amazing decoy.

211
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You know, you run around,
you're screaming,

212
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and you-you add sort of like
a monster element to the game

213
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that distracts and frightens
but entertains the kids,

214
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and, you know, so that Mac and Dee
can shoot their bases

215
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from the ducts.

216
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I'm the monster of the game?

217
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Well, yeah, but, like,
you're like a fun monster.

218
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Yeah, like the Cookie Monster.

219
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I'm the Cookie Monster?

220
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- Not really, you know, 'cause...
- No, well, I guess not

221
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- because...
- There's no cookies.

222
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Well, and also
the kids are scared of you

223
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- and they're not really scared of him.
- No.

224
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Uh, but, you know, we need you out there

225
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because you're very
valuable to the formula.

226
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And the formula works,
you know what I mean? Uh, you can...

227
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I'll tell you what,
go back out there and, you know, just...

228
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you can still make the sounds.

229
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- This is really sad...
- No. Uh...

230
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- ...and I'm gonna turn his pack on because...
- No, no, stop.

231
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I-I got it. I'll do it. I'll do it.

232
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- I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
- Yeah?

233
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine.
- All right.

234
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Thanks anyway, Charlie.
He's gonna do it.

235
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Oh. Oh, that makes some good sounds.

236
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- It's cool, right?
- That's really cool.

237
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Oh. Ah, I'm all set.

238
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All right.
Get out there and kick some ass, pal.

239
00:08:02,712 --> 00:08:04,586
Yeah.

240
00:08:05,343 --> 00:08:07,220
That's not cool, man.

241
00:08:07,348 --> 00:08:09,561
- Come on, dude.
- Shut up, man. Just... shut up.

242
00:08:09,586 --> 00:08:11,419
He just believed it.
It's... you know, it's not cool.

243
00:08:11,568 --> 00:08:12,743
It's pretty cool.

244
00:08:12,768 --> 00:08:13,851
I don't know.

245
00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,476
Hey,
what do you think he looks like?

246
00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:27,043
- Who?
- Big Mo.

247
00:08:28,325 --> 00:08:31,455
I don't know.
Some fat little brat probably.

248
00:08:31,855 --> 00:08:34,591
- Oh. Oh, is that a riddle?
- What?

249
00:08:34,616 --> 00:08:37,140
What the kid looks like.
Is it, is it a riddle?

250
00:08:37,165 --> 00:08:38,986
Charlie, do you not know
what a riddle is?

251
00:08:39,011 --> 00:08:41,440
Yeah, sure. It's like a,
like a thing you don't know. Right?

252
00:08:41,465 --> 00:08:43,026
No, it's not just
a thing you don't know.

253
00:08:43,051 --> 00:08:44,330
It's like a, it's like a puzzle.

254
00:08:44,355 --> 00:08:45,676
All right, here's a riddle. Uh...

255
00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:49,102
"The more you have of it,
the less you see." What is it?

256
00:08:49,127 --> 00:08:50,868
- Cantaloupes.
- What?

257
00:08:50,893 --> 00:08:52,373
Cantaloupes is your answer,
because if you're

258
00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:53,722
holding a pile of cantaloupes,

259
00:08:53,765 --> 00:08:55,307
You're not gonna
be able to see very much.

260
00:08:55,332 --> 00:08:57,291
- Right. No.
- You know? Especially if it goes past your face.

261
00:08:57,334 --> 00:08:58,659
No. That's not the answer.

262
00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:00,160
You telling me you can see
through a pile of cantaloupes?

263
00:09:00,185 --> 00:09:01,400
That's not the answer to the riddle.

264
00:09:01,425 --> 00:09:03,732
The answer to the riddle is... darkness.

265
00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:06,343
Right? The more you have of it,
the less you see. Darkness.

266
00:09:06,474 --> 00:09:08,233
Yeah, but how are you gonna hold
a pile of darkness? Does that...

267
00:09:08,258 --> 00:09:10,434
My God, uh... Hold on, hold on. Wait.

268
00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:11,503
- What is this?
- What's up?

269
00:09:11,653 --> 00:09:12,908
W-We're dropping down the leaderboard.

270
00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:14,326
We're in second place.

271
00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:16,464
- Oh, shit.
- Mac and Dee are getting shot up like crazy.

272
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:17,490
- Warning.
- Hey-o!

273
00:09:19,114 --> 00:09:21,203
- Oh, you guys, that is fun!
- What the hell

274
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,186
is going on out there?
You guys are getting lit up.

275
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,684
- Oh.
- Yeah, well, you know, what Charlie said

276
00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:26,189
kind of made us stop and think about

277
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,715
what the whole point of this was.

278
00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,279
Yeah, yeah.
And we figured the point is to

279
00:09:29,323 --> 00:09:31,573
- just be happy and have fun, right?
- Yeah.

280
00:09:31,598 --> 00:09:34,053
You know what we did?
We-we went down to the "Fun" Zone

281
00:09:34,078 --> 00:09:36,603
instead of the "Maintenance"
Zone in the ceiling.

282
00:09:36,975 --> 00:09:38,005
Oh...

283
00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,182
The Maintenance Zone. That's awesome.

284
00:09:44,207 --> 00:09:45,681
Oh, my God. That's such a great joke.

285
00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:47,577
I would never...
How do you even come up with this stuff?

286
00:09:47,602 --> 00:09:49,125
You're so worthy of my laughter.

287
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,779
You're so worthy.

288
00:09:50,822 --> 00:09:53,296
No. No, no, she's not worthy
of your laughter. She...

289
00:09:53,321 --> 00:09:56,127
She told the lamest joke
earlier about a blind guy

290
00:09:56,152 --> 00:09:57,717
- and a dog or some shit...
- Yeah. - Hey!

291
00:09:57,742 --> 00:09:59,268
That's not a joke, that's a riddle.

292
00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:01,529
And don't steal my shit,
you stupid bird-faced bitch!

293
00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:03,966
- Oh! She is a bird. She is a bird!
- Don't steal my shit, Dee!

294
00:10:04,009 --> 00:10:05,184
- I'll blast you to pieces!
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

295
00:10:05,228 --> 00:10:06,534
Now we're jamming. Now we're jamming.

296
00:10:06,577 --> 00:10:07,970
- Let's get back out there, Mac.
- No!

297
00:10:08,013 --> 00:10:09,406
No, wait, wait. No, no, no.
You can't just go running

298
00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,495
out there alone. That doesn't work.

299
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,690
Okay, you guys are just
running around all willy-nilly,

300
00:10:13,715 --> 00:10:15,753
doing whatever the hell you want.
We can't do that.

301
00:10:15,778 --> 00:10:17,520
All right, listen. U-Uh, Mac, Mac.

302
00:10:17,545 --> 00:10:20,528
Tell me something, man.
Who-Whose face...

303
00:10:21,313 --> 00:10:23,418
is on the 100 dolla dolla bill?

304
00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:25,963
Rutherford B. Crazy, of course.

305
00:10:25,988 --> 00:10:28,206
Rutherford B. Crazy. That's right.

306
00:10:28,231 --> 00:10:31,004
Now, uh, why he be crazy, Mac?

307
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,857
- Well, uh...
- I never thought about it.

308
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,406
- I don't...
- Well, I'll tell you why.

309
00:10:34,595 --> 00:10:35,727
See, my man had a dream.

310
00:10:36,174 --> 00:10:38,261
To get into the laser beam business.

311
00:10:38,411 --> 00:10:40,714
Right? And he never
gave up on the fundamentals.

312
00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:42,018
He stuck with what works.

313
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:44,572
And now he get to go out and be
whatever the hell he want to be.

314
00:10:44,597 --> 00:10:46,382
- He get to be crazy.
- Uh,

315
00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:49,334
I don't think Rutherford
be a real person.

316
00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:50,373
- Yeah...
- That's a cartoon.

317
00:10:50,398 --> 00:10:51,635
No, no, no... no, not this guy.

318
00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,073
Uh, I don't know who this guy is.

319
00:10:53,098 --> 00:10:54,393
I'm talking about the real guy.

320
00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:56,846
The guy who, like,
built this place 30 years ago.

321
00:10:56,871 --> 00:10:59,154
That guy. He had a plan,
he stuck with it, you know,

322
00:10:59,195 --> 00:11:02,143
and, uh, and now he gets
to be whatever he wanna be.

323
00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:04,128
- You know, he get to be crazy.
- Okay.

324
00:11:04,153 --> 00:11:07,503
So we aren't allowed to be happy now,

325
00:11:07,528 --> 00:11:10,746
but as long as we are
unhappy for long enough,

326
00:11:11,357 --> 00:11:13,682
- eventually we can be happy?
- Well, I'm not saying

327
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,404
you g-get to be happy; I'm saying...

328
00:11:15,429 --> 00:11:17,154
being happy isn't the goal.

329
00:11:17,189 --> 00:11:20,187
The goal is to play the game
and grind it out until the end.

330
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,478
And then at the end, then you can,

331
00:11:21,609 --> 00:11:22,827
then you can go crazy.

332
00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:26,328
- At the end of what?
- I don't... the game. The-the game!

333
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,218
You know, whenever we're playing
the game. You know what I mean?

334
00:11:28,243 --> 00:11:29,374
And when is the end of the game?

335
00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,313
I don't know.
Whenever the game ends, okay?

336
00:11:31,338 --> 00:11:32,620
Whenever we're back on
top of the leaderboard

337
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,491
and we got all the dolla
dolla bills we need and...

338
00:11:34,622 --> 00:11:35,505
Can I ask you guys a question?

339
00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:37,488
It feels like we've been
playing this forever.

340
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:38,688
- Does-does that feel like that to you?
- A lifetime.

341
00:11:38,713 --> 00:11:39,975
Feels like a lifetime.

342
00:11:40,018 --> 00:11:41,629
- Yeah!
- I feel like I was born in this game

343
00:11:41,672 --> 00:11:42,934
- and I will die in this game. I-I...
- That's right.

344
00:11:43,065 --> 00:11:44,893
And this is the first time
I'm having fun in this game.

345
00:11:44,936 --> 00:11:47,043
- Yeah.
- No, but-but it's not about... again, it's not about fun.

346
00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:49,549
So just, let's just stick
with what works. Yeah?

347
00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:53,260
- Nah.
- Nah, we're gonna go back there and have fun.

348
00:11:53,285 --> 00:11:54,361
Let's have fun!

349
00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:57,558
- Man, I want to have fun. I want to have fun.
- Goddamn it.

350
00:11:57,707 --> 00:11:59,622
- This is getting out of control, man.
- Warning.

351
00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:01,501
Oh! Ha!

352
00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:03,796
It's a madhouse out there.

353
00:12:03,821 --> 00:12:05,827
I was bobbing and weaving like crazy.

354
00:12:05,957 --> 00:12:07,524
All right, nice.
At least somebody's out there

355
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,264
- doing what he's supposed to be doing.
- Oh, yeah.

356
00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:10,921
I created a great little diversion.

357
00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:13,944
I told this one dad
that another dad said

358
00:12:13,969 --> 00:12:16,595
that his kid had a tight little dumper.

359
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:17,756
- Oh.
- Oh!

360
00:12:17,781 --> 00:12:19,623
- That caused a riot.
- It did? - Yeah, I'll bet.

361
00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:21,270
- Yeah, it worked.
- Hey, home run, Frank.

362
00:12:21,295 --> 00:12:22,321
- Yeah.
- Although I'm a little surprised

363
00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:23,926
it's not helping Mac and Dee more.
They're getting

364
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,952
- slaughtered out there in the war zone.
- Yeah. Whoa.

365
00:12:25,977 --> 00:12:28,372
A war zone? I was in the Wing Zone.

366
00:12:28,397 --> 00:12:30,329
You know, it was such a line.

367
00:12:30,373 --> 00:12:33,332
I mean,
I had to create a melee to disperse it.

368
00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:35,990
Goddamn it, Frank!
You weren't supposed to get wings!

369
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:37,554
Oh, shit, did you get hit?

370
00:12:37,598 --> 00:12:38,773
- Did you get hit?
- Oh. No, no, no, no.

371
00:12:38,895 --> 00:12:41,879
No, Charlie.
That's my signal that the food is ready.

372
00:12:41,912 --> 00:12:42,690
- Oh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

373
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,082
- I'm gonna go.
- Nice. Get some wings, baby.

374
00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:45,637
All right,
I'm gonna get some wings.

375
00:12:45,662 --> 00:12:46,650
Wait, wait, wait, Frank, before you go,

376
00:12:46,694 --> 00:12:48,501
- hang on, hang on. Let me, uh...
- No, don't... Charlie.

377
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:50,669
- No, it's just so simple. Ready?
- Charlie. - What?

378
00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,529
Oh!

379
00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:57,001
Charlie.

380
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,742
- That's the way.
- Pretty good, right?

381
00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:00,160
- Now we're talking. I'll be back.
- All right.

382
00:13:00,185 --> 00:13:01,360
- See you, Frankie!
- Okay!

383
00:13:01,404 --> 00:13:03,181
See how happy he was?
I made a sound, too,

384
00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:05,226
- 'cause I feel like that was...
- You are messing it up.

385
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,602
- Dude...
- You are messing it all up!

386
00:13:11,982 --> 00:13:14,548
- Can we just go play?
- No, we... No!

387
00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:15,649
We have to wait for Big Mo.

388
00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,414
Why do you care so much about this kid?

389
00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:18,701
Goddamn it, Charlie!
Don't you get it, man?

390
00:13:18,726 --> 00:13:20,249
It's not the kid.

391
00:13:20,729 --> 00:13:22,748
Okay, it's not the kid, it's-it's...

392
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,161
it's what the kid represents.

393
00:13:25,526 --> 00:13:26,560
What, obesity?

394
00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:27,876
No! Not obesity.

395
00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:29,392
I don't even know if the kid's fat.
He's just called...

396
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,608
- He's probably fat.
- He's probably fat.

397
00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:33,470
Yeah. Obesity rates being what they are,

398
00:13:33,505 --> 00:13:34,965
- he's a fat kid.
- It's out of control.

399
00:13:34,992 --> 00:13:36,868
- Feel like all those kids are fat.
- Well, most kids

400
00:13:36,901 --> 00:13:38,342
I see running around
here are pretty fat...

401
00:13:38,377 --> 00:13:40,156
They eat so much sugar these days, man.

402
00:13:40,191 --> 00:13:41,506
- Well, it's in everything.
- Whatever.

403
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:42,706
The point is, like, I...

404
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,213
You know, there's always some Big Mo,
some kid coming in.

405
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:46,500
He wants to shoot you up, and he's...

406
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,961
he wants to take what you got.

407
00:13:48,104 --> 00:13:49,122
I don't want to give him what I got.

408
00:13:49,147 --> 00:13:50,322
What, I'm supposed
to give it to him, man?

409
00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:51,709
I'm just supposed to let him have it?

410
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:54,025
Who gives a shit about the
Big Moes of the world, right?

411
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,912
'Cause we, we play the game,
we play the game,

412
00:13:55,937 --> 00:13:57,522
but it's not like we ever win anything.

413
00:13:57,547 --> 00:13:59,593
Dude, what are you talking about?

414
00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:01,707
We've-we've been winning for years, man.

415
00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:03,310
You know. We're the best!

416
00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:06,600
Yeah, but, like, it's not like
we have anything to show for it.

417
00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:08,838
Whatever, dude.
I got mad dolla dolla bills.

418
00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:10,691
When those dolla dolla
bills stop coming in

419
00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:12,257
because we stop playing the game...

420
00:14:12,301 --> 00:14:14,631
dude, you know,
you're not gonna have those

421
00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:16,876
little plastic army guys
that you like to play with.

422
00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:19,109
- Oh, shit.
- You set 'em all up and you have 'em "pew..."

423
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:21,285
That is how I get them. I get them here.

424
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,920
You... Oh, and the little box
of bouncy balls that you love?

425
00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:25,589
- They bounce so high!
- Dude, what is that?

426
00:14:25,624 --> 00:14:27,581
- It's like the bounciest technology in the world.
- Exactly.

427
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,112
- Why is that?
- I don't know.

428
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:29,274
And you can only get 'em here.

429
00:14:29,318 --> 00:14:31,233
But you lose 'em
'cause they bounce too high.

430
00:14:31,363 --> 00:14:32,557
Yeah, you'd lose them sometimes.

431
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,192
- But you-you eat 'em.
- Nah.

432
00:14:34,428 --> 00:14:36,343
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I've seen you put 'em in your mouth.

433
00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:37,413
I've just tested 'em, you know, see...

434
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,371
- You tested 'em?
- Tested 'em out, and

435
00:14:39,415 --> 00:14:40,634
sometimes I'm testing them in my stomach

436
00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:42,117
just to see how they pass.

437
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,797
- Well, that's eating.
- Nah.

438
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:47,858
Okay. But either way, pal,
you like 'em, right?

439
00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:49,681
- I do.
- You want more of 'em?

440
00:14:49,706 --> 00:14:52,558
- I do.
- Gonna need them dolla dolla bills to-to-to get more of 'em,

441
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:54,176
which means we got to stay
on top of the leaderboard,

442
00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:55,207
we got to win at the game.

443
00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:57,321
And-and-and what about
our reputation, man?

444
00:14:57,452 --> 00:15:00,429
- Oh...
- Think about, like, our-our legacy, dude.

445
00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:01,455
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

446
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,225
We've been in this game
the longest, right?

447
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,676
But when we stop,
you think they're gonna throw us

448
00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:06,132
some kind of parade?

449
00:15:06,242 --> 00:15:07,766
- They're not, no.
- Hell no, man.

450
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,133
We're just gonna be a-a bunch of dudes

451
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,769
who, who played the game once,

452
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:12,052
you know? You want to be a ghost?

453
00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:13,472
- No.
- Like the, like the fart

454
00:15:13,507 --> 00:15:15,313
of meals past?
You just dissipate into the air,

455
00:15:15,338 --> 00:15:17,689
and then everybody forgets that
you ever smelled up the place?

456
00:15:17,714 --> 00:15:19,824
- What do you mean I disappear?
- Like a fart, man.

457
00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:20,717
That's what I'm talking about.

458
00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:22,775
'Cause that's what Big Mo is.
That's what he represents.

459
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,888
It's like a, a death.

460
00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:25,654
- Death?!
- A dissipation. That's right.

461
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:28,264
So if you're talking about going
out there and having some fun,

462
00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,663
all alone, by yourself,
to see what's out there?

463
00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:32,299
You know what I mean?
You're giving this all up.

464
00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:34,177
Okay? And you're not just
giving up being at the top

465
00:15:34,218 --> 00:15:35,489
of the leaderboard at some, you know,

466
00:15:35,514 --> 00:15:37,709
laser-amusement-themed park,
man, you're talking about

467
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:40,440
giving up everything. Everything.

468
00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:41,477
Everything we built.

469
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,087
- Everything we worked so hard for.
- Goddamn it, you're right.

470
00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,654
That's the death!
We'll be done! We'll be gone!

471
00:15:44,785 --> 00:15:46,525
- Exactly, it's a death.
- We won't exist!

472
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:47,831
And we don't know

473
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,267
if we're ever gonna achieve that success

474
00:15:49,311 --> 00:15:51,201
- ever again just out there.
- Damn it, all right,

475
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:53,517
fine, you're right.
We got, we got to guard this space,

476
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,454
and we can't let Big Mo come in here!

477
00:15:55,479 --> 00:15:58,256
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm talking about.

478
00:15:58,281 --> 00:16:00,210
Oh, shit, though.
We're going down the leaderboard, man!

479
00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:01,671
Hey, we can get it back, man.

480
00:16:01,715 --> 00:16:03,430
- We got to protect the base, okay? Are you with me?
- Yes! Yes!

481
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:05,327
I'm never gonna stop playing this game!

482
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,850
- Warning.
- I'm never gonna stop... - Chicken wings!

483
00:16:06,894 --> 00:16:08,218
Okay, yeah, let me get some.

484
00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:09,331
- Here you go, here...
- Come on, let's do it.

485
00:16:09,374 --> 00:16:10,332
All right, baby.

486
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,290
- What are you doing?!
- Got wings.

487
00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:13,770
I was trying to keep Charlie focused,

488
00:16:13,795 --> 00:16:15,511
and you ruined everything
with your goddamn wings, okay?

489
00:16:15,554 --> 00:16:17,731
We get him wings at the end! At the end!

490
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,167
This game is going on too long!

491
00:16:19,192 --> 00:16:23,225
Look, man, WWRD, right? WWRD.
What would Rutherford do?

492
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:24,626
- Hmm?
- Who?

493
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,826
Rutherford B. Crazy, the guy, the guy,

494
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:27,523
the guy who built this
entire emp-empire.

495
00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:29,953
- What would he do?
- He'd do nothing. He's dead.

496
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:31,458
I'm talking about the guy. The real guy.

497
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:33,227
- Not-not the cartoon.
- Nah, the real guy.

498
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:36,259
Rutherford B. Crazy.
He's actually, his real name

499
00:16:36,284 --> 00:16:38,248
- is Larry Takashi.
- Ah?

500
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:41,226
Yeah. I worked with him in the '90s.
He's dead.

501
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,731
- Huh.
- That, that can't be right.

502
00:16:42,756 --> 00:16:44,440
- No, it's true.
- Warning.

503
00:16:44,923 --> 00:16:46,592
Did you see the look on that kid's face

504
00:16:46,627 --> 00:16:48,622
when I grabbed his glasses
and I-I threw 'em on the ground

505
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,909
- and stomped all over 'em?
- He blasted us to pieces,

506
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,892
but it was worth it just
to see his little ass cry.

507
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:54,568
Oh, Charlie,
you got to get out there with us.

508
00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:56,240
It's so fun. We're finding all kinds

509
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,716
- of corners of this place that we've never explored before.
- Yeah, I'd love to,

510
00:16:58,741 --> 00:16:59,786
I really would, but we're actually...

511
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,203
we're losing right now.

512
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,925
- Losing?
- I got to stay here.

513
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,448
- What? Yeah.
- Huh? Who cares if we're losing?

514
00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:07,298
Dennis said, like, if-if-if we,
if we leave the base,

515
00:17:07,323 --> 00:17:09,496
death is gonna come in
the form of a fat kid

516
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:10,802
who's gonna turn us into fart ghosts

517
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,548
or something like that.
So I got to stay.

518
00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:14,389
What?

519
00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:17,321
Death is gonna come
in the form of a fat child,

520
00:17:17,356 --> 00:17:18,930
who will turn us into a fart.

521
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,036
It sounds crazy now that I'm saying it.

522
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,688
Dennis explained it a lot more better.

523
00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,510
Dennis, we can't leave the base, right?

524
00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:24,667
That's the deal?

525
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,221
No.

526
00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:28,323
Frank was right.

527
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:31,979
Rutherford B. Crazy's real
name was Larry Takashi.

528
00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:34,764
Yeah, and he was the founder
and owner of Laser Tag Fun Zone.

529
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,457
Yeah. So what, though?

530
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:38,354
Well, apparently, he killed himself.

531
00:17:39,136 --> 00:17:40,184
- Really?
- What?

532
00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:43,038
Yeah. He offed himself
about three years back now.

533
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:46,577
- Oh.
- Just opened his 100th Laser Tag Fun Zone,

534
00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:48,797
and he drove himself to a wishing well

535
00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:50,258
and threw himself down it.

536
00:17:50,406 --> 00:17:51,843
Well, uh, hang on. Maybe it was a,

537
00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,043
- maybe it was an accident.
- Oh.

538
00:17:53,087 --> 00:17:56,048
Uh, no, he wrote a suicide note
on a Fun Zone dolla dolla bill,

539
00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:57,787
and it said, "It all meant nothing."

540
00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,726
- Ugh.
- Damn, man.

541
00:17:59,761 --> 00:18:00,935
- Pretty grim.
- That's bleak.

542
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:02,481
- That's kind of bumming me out.
- It's clear. Very clear.

543
00:18:02,506 --> 00:18:03,986
- Killed my appetite.
- Mm-hmm.

544
00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,708
Nobody came to his funeral.

545
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,014
According to this,
his employees all hated him,

546
00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:08,929
and his family barely knew him. I mean,

547
00:18:08,972 --> 00:18:10,017
the guy was miserable.

548
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,837
But he spent his life
building this empire,

549
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,415
and-and it all meant nothing?

550
00:18:13,565 --> 00:18:16,734
Shit. So Rutherford be rich.

551
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:19,131
Rutherford be successful as all hell.

552
00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:21,231
But you know what else Rutherford be?

553
00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:24,836
Rutherford be right.

554
00:18:25,649 --> 00:18:28,190
Because it all means nothing
if you're not enjoying it.

555
00:18:28,252 --> 00:18:29,838
The dolla dolla bills, you know?

556
00:18:29,863 --> 00:18:32,378
The reputation, the longevity,
even the game itself.

557
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:34,821
What the hell does it matter
if you're not having fun?

558
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,422
You know,
if you're not having fun anymore,

559
00:18:36,457 --> 00:18:38,784
than screw it.
So if something deep down inside you

560
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:39,886
is telling you it's time to move on,

561
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:42,005
then maybe that's what we should do.

562
00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,268
So that's it?

563
00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:47,271
That's it.

564
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:51,014
- Time to end the game?
- Time to end the game.

565
00:18:52,246 --> 00:18:53,887
Goodbye, base?

566
00:18:54,151 --> 00:18:57,752
Goodbye to the base we've
held down for so long.

567
00:18:57,934 --> 00:18:59,370
I am gonna miss it.

568
00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:02,831
But it's time to let Big Mo have it.

569
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:40,932
Hey, Big Mo.

570
00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:45,510
Oh, what? You thought we'd gone?

571
00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:47,070
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

572
00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:49,181
We ain't going anywhere.

573
00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:51,386
We're never leaving,
you little piece of shit.

574
00:19:51,411 --> 00:19:52,543
Let him have it.

575
00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:01,565
Yeah, light him up.

576
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:09,890
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