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My name is Benjamin.

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Julia.

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Would you like to go for a drink?

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You have to go.

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I was 60 yesterday, and...

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How is it, then... Emily being back?

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What?

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She's...?

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I never thought I'd be the kind of woman

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who checks up on her husband.

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Well, don't leave on my account.

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Who said I was?

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Someone's waiting for me.

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_

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What exactly are you doing with me?

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Why aren't you with
someone your own age?

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What's wrong with you?

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There's something
I need to tell you all.

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I've met someone.

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Benjamin.

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She's our mum,
it's our job to protect her.

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What's he after?

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One word, gold-digger.

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Do we instantly have to be suspicious?

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I've always liked beginnings best.

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When you feel everything's possible.

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When you can just be who you want to be.

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When the past... doesn't exist.

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But it has a way of finding you out.

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So, just when you let your guard down...

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... there it is.

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Is Leo up? I thought he might
like to come for a ride with me.

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Leo?

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And you must be...?

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Benjamin.

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- I'm guessing you're...
- Ted.

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Leo?

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Your father's here.

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Is a tea out of the question?

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Can I give you a hand?

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Julia?

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Chivalrous, as well. My goodness!

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I try.

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So, how are you enjoying
your maiden voyage, Benjamin?

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Devon, you mean?

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And the house. How are you
enjoying being in the house?

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Julia's done a lovely job.

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Leo, for the fourth time,
your father's here!

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Kettle's boiled.

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All right, Dad?

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Mm-hm! Benjamin.

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You've, er... you've met, then.

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Yeah. Good to see you, Leo.

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I was just asking Benjamin here
how he's enjoying the family home.

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Served us well, didn't it, son?

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Happy memories and all that.

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How's that tea coming along?

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We need to have it black.

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Hey.

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You okay?

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Are we racing,
or am I going easy on you?

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You go easy on me?

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- £20 says I'll whip your arse.
- What a lovely imagery.

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Get what you came for?

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What, going for a bike ride with my son?

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It's pathetic, is what it is.

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You can talk.

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To be honest, I didn't realise
getting the divorce through

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would affect you so much.

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Your home is...

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... incredible.

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Your kids are so lucky.

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I don't look back.

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There's nothing good there.

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Just... guilt.

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Shame.

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This day in front of me,

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that's about all I can deal with.

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But even then...

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... there's always something to wreck.

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You look like shit.
Out again last night?

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Morning to you too.

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We need to talk about Benjamin.

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Have you been speaking to Dad?

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Of course not. Why, what's he said?

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Some rambling voicemail
about Benjamin being in Devon

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and what we're going to do about it.

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Well, he's right about that, at least.

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You're in a charming mood today.

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So, I've done some due diligence.

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The man has no social media
footprint, like, none.

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Now, for a normal person
of someone his age,

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that is positively suspicious.

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I'm thinking, you and me,

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we follow him, find out what he's about.

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Follow him? Are you on crack?

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If he's hiding something,
we'll find out,

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and fast, before Mum gets hurt any more.

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No. Not doing it. No way.

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- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

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How often do you come up here?

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I used to do it every day.

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Until I became a horrible distraction.

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There is that, yes.

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No, it predates you.

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When everything happened with Ted,
Marsha, I found myself just...

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... not finding pleasure in anything.

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Especially my favourite
things, so I just...

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I didn't do them.

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- Am I going senile, or...?
- No.

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Everybody's looking at us.

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God, this place! I hate it sometimes.

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- So, why stay?
- My kids.

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I'm pretty sure they're classed
as adults by now, aren't you?

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Spoken like a non-parent.
They're always kids,

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this is always their home.

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However... small it is.

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Sod it, let's go back to London
for a few days.

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Which wouldn't count as running away?

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Which absolutely wouldn't
count as running away!

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And I have heard you.

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And I am telling you that I
am working on it, all right?

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Yeah.

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All right. Okay.

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- Who was that?
- Oh, thanks.

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Just some, er... PPI nonsense.

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So, where to first, then, eh?

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V&A? Imperial War Museum?

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Or shall we just be terribly behaved

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and sack off all things cultural
and head to the nearest bar?

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Cheers!

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Do you know what I'd really like to do?

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Please don't say the London Eye.

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I'd like to meet some of your friends.

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It's all right. Come on.

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Get a room. Bugger off.

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Bianca, Julia. Julia, this is Bianca.

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- Hello.
- And this... reprobate here is Zac.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Oh!

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I say we devise a reason
to get rid of Benj here,

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and then we can give you the lowdown
on his most dire character traits.

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Oh, I think we can spare her
the war stories, don't you?

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Fine. I'll just have to settle
for grilling you, Julia,

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on how this fledgling
romance came into being.

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Forgive him, Julia, he's excitable.

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So, shoot me, I'm excited.
Benjamin up past eight. Huh!

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And introducing us to a...
lady, no less. Now...

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- For God's sake!
- Now, I need some deets.

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Is this a set-up, or an organised vibe?

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I'm sensing no to Tinder.

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It was just by chance.

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Er... in a museum.

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A museum? You lucky fuck.

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I can't even pick up in a bar.

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Not that you're trying.

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Past tense, my dear. Scout's honour.

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I don't believe for one minute
they let you in the Scouts.

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Tell me his opening gambit.

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Oh. Um...

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You know what?
I can't actually remember.

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It was only that he was nice,

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and he didn't have to be.

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And how long has he been
hiding you away for, Julia?

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It's only a... What is it?
It's a couple of weeks.

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No, no, don't downplay it.

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You see,
that right there is the best bit.

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Before the sheen wears off,

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and the truth outs.

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Thank you, baby.

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Sh...!

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It wasn't me! It was a... cat.

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A very large cat.

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What are you doing here?

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What am I doing here?

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I live here.

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Not here, here, obviously, but I live...

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... here in London.

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You don't.

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You live in LA, with all the twats.

183
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It's late, Della.

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What I'd like to know is why I had
to hear from my idiot brother...

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... that you'd moved back.

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Talking basic common courtesy.

187
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One text. Nothing fancy.

188
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Not even a kiss,
if you're still pissed off.

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Although it was a year ago

190
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and that's a long time
to hold on to anger.

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Just saying.

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But no, no text, no call,

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no... carrier pigeon.

194
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So, what, were you just planning

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never to see me?

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You done?

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For now.

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That... was deliberate,
just so you know.

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Go home, Della.

200
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Emily?

201
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It's nice. Er...
to see Benjamin so happy.

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He's not normally happy?

203
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This past year, not so much.

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Which makes me very
sad, because, you know,

205
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he's, er... he's very special.

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Is it because of his break-up?

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That's it. He told you the stories, yes?

208
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Oh, I only know it ended badly.

209
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He bought the ring,
asked for the parents' permission.

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You know, did everything proper.

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Took it seriously, like he does.

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And then he asked her,
and it's not just a no.

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It's a, "No, and I've got someone else."

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Oh, God!

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00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,977
He must have been crushed.

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00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:40,273
What was she like?

217
00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:43,531
Sorry. I don't mean to...

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00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:46,043
No, no, come on.
It's completely natural.

219
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:50,087
I've already spent three, maybe
four hours looking at Zac's profile,

220
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checking out all of his exes,

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getting crazy jealous.

222
00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:57,766
Um...

223
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do you have a photo of her?

224
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,083
Of course.

225
00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:03,836
- Would you judge me?
- I'll show you.

226
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No judgment.

227
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:08,248
Ali was, er...

228
00:17:08,273 --> 00:17:13,553
Well, I guess you would say
pretty, er... blonde.

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Young.

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00:17:25,531 --> 00:17:27,043
You're more beautiful.

231
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And I don't lie.

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Ah! That'll get you ready.

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Bottoms up!

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Cheers, everybody.

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- Ooo!
- Sorry.

236
00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:49,501
- Where we going?
- Warehouse Party. Manor House.

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- I'm in.
- I think... I...

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00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:52,853
I think we're going to pass.

239
00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:55,059
It's a school night. Come here.

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00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:57,837
- Oh, he's cliping your wings, Julia.
- He's not.

241
00:17:57,862 --> 00:17:59,736
Don't let him clip your wings.

242
00:17:59,761 --> 00:18:02,486
Come on. You're all right, come on.

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- Bye! Bye!
- I wanted to go.

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Trust me, you really, really didn't.

245
00:18:08,064 --> 00:18:10,261
Oh! Because I'd embarrass you?

246
00:18:10,286 --> 00:18:12,525
Why... why... why would you
think you'd embarrass me?

247
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That was...

248
00:18:31,775 --> 00:18:33,900
- Hey, what's...?
- Come on, come on, come on.

249
00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:35,346
What's your address?

250
00:18:36,016 --> 00:18:38,556
I thought... I thought we'd
go back to that hotel, no?

251
00:18:38,581 --> 00:18:40,289
Oh, did you now?

252
00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:43,039
Yeah. I've been dreaming of the bathtub

253
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and all the things I'm
going to do to you in it.

254
00:18:45,052 --> 00:18:47,055
All of which you could do at yours.

255
00:18:48,612 --> 00:18:51,027
Sorry, I was just picturing my bathtub,

256
00:18:51,052 --> 00:18:53,705
and... and the rest of my
flat, come to think of it.

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00:18:54,478 --> 00:18:57,633
Look, my cleaner comes tomorrow.
I can't let you see it before then,

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00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,767
for health and safety.
You'd go right off me.

259
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,172
Impossible.

260
00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:02,265
Where we going, then?

261
00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,043
- Hm-hm!
- Sorry, lad.

262
00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:07,609
The hotel, come on, surely.
Why have cotton, when...?

263
00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:09,622
I'm paying, I suppose.

264
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,510
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Oh, come on.

265
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:14,534
What?

266
00:19:15,337 --> 00:19:17,071
I do... I do have
my own money, you know.

267
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,759
Look, let's just go
to yours and I promise

268
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:23,067
I will not judge any of
your unclean surfaces...

269
00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:26,032
I've already said, not tonight.

270
00:19:28,107 --> 00:19:29,915
O-okay.

271
00:19:33,092 --> 00:19:36,656
It just... It is actually
starting to feel like

272
00:19:36,681 --> 00:19:39,039
you don't want me to see where you live.

273
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,689
Feels a bit like you've got some,
I don't know...

274
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:47,376
I don't know,
maybe some woman stashed away.

275
00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,720
Ahem!

276
00:19:52,189 --> 00:19:54,173
Is that really what you think?

277
00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:57,681
It's called a joke. I was joking.

278
00:19:57,706 --> 00:20:00,619
Yeah, yeah. Well, you know what?
It... it didn't really feel like it.

279
00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:06,369
Why don't you go
and I'll call you, okay?

280
00:20:51,813 --> 00:20:53,055
Come in, come in.

281
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,470
Who is that?

282
00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:57,273
I caused a fuss, sorry,
I should have called...

283
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,517
It's fine. It's my mum.

284
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,673
Yeah, I can see that. Hi, Julia.

285
00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:02,698
Are you drunk?

286
00:21:02,723 --> 00:21:04,784
- I thought you were out with Benjamin.
- Can I stay?

287
00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:06,673
- Yeah, course.
- What's he done?

288
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,674
He hasn't done anything.

289
00:21:09,641 --> 00:21:12,194
I wanted to see my grandchildren.

290
00:21:12,219 --> 00:21:13,900
At one in the morning?!

291
00:21:14,809 --> 00:21:17,501
I'll just go up to bed, if I may.

292
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,369
I'll get the room ready for your mum.

293
00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:23,080
Oh, no, please don't go to any trouble.

294
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:27,047
- Sorry about this.
- No more apologising.

295
00:21:27,072 --> 00:21:30,324
The girls'll be thrilled to see you,
as are we.

296
00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:52,090
Er, Lottie's into hiding
stuff at the moment.

297
00:21:52,115 --> 00:21:53,816
She finds it hilarious.

298
00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:55,309
We find it...

299
00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:58,004
... less so.

300
00:21:59,657 --> 00:22:01,293
You got everything you need?

301
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,188
Yeah, thanks.

302
00:22:45,504 --> 00:22:47,605
_

303
00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:49,363
_

304
00:23:06,707 --> 00:23:08,082
Very good.

305
00:23:10,316 --> 00:23:11,910
What do you think, Granny?

306
00:23:11,935 --> 00:23:13,770
Very sun-like.

307
00:23:14,332 --> 00:23:16,332
Are we going to see Grandpa as well?

308
00:23:17,336 --> 00:23:19,520
Granny's come all the way
from Devon to surprise you,

309
00:23:19,545 --> 00:23:20,840
which is nice, isn't it?

310
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,809
How about I pick you up from school?

311
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,473
Oh, I think that's a yes.

312
00:23:30,484 --> 00:23:32,055
How are the lovebirds?

313
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,143
Er, I'm at your brother's.

314
00:23:34,168 --> 00:23:36,067
Er, I've put you on speaker.

315
00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:37,746
- My favourite.
- Do you want to say

316
00:23:37,771 --> 00:23:38,801
hello to your Uncle Leo?

317
00:23:38,826 --> 00:23:40,861
- Hi, Uncle Leo.
- Hi, Lottie.

318
00:23:41,316 --> 00:23:43,247
- Morning, Leo.
- Yeah.

319
00:23:43,598 --> 00:23:45,067
You're up early.

320
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:48,575
Not out of choice, believe me.
Some dude's here to service the Aga.

321
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,261
- Right, well, you know where it is.
- Can Mum have her coffee now?

322
00:23:51,286 --> 00:23:52,967
I'm not stopping her have her coffee.

323
00:23:52,992 --> 00:23:55,004
- Come and see us soon, Leo.
- All right, have a good day.

324
00:23:55,028 --> 00:23:56,828
All right, thank you very much,
goodbye, mate.

325
00:24:00,844 --> 00:24:03,185
You don't always need to
be so hard on your brother.

326
00:24:04,092 --> 00:24:05,677
How was that...?

327
00:24:05,702 --> 00:24:09,067
I'd like to cook Sunday lunch.
To say thank you for having me.

328
00:24:09,092 --> 00:24:11,059
Oh, well, no need,

329
00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:13,904
but I'll never say no
to one of your roasts.

330
00:24:13,929 --> 00:24:15,357
Will it just be...?

331
00:24:15,382 --> 00:24:17,405
Yes, Patrick, it'll just be me.

332
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:31,810
So, we've got nappies, wipes,
a teething ring, which she will stuck

333
00:24:31,835 --> 00:24:35,047
on for two minutes if you're lucky,
before lobbing it out. Let me...

334
00:24:35,072 --> 00:24:37,357
Eimear, I have had three of my own.

335
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,059
Right you are.

336
00:24:39,084 --> 00:24:41,095
I'm just going to take
her round the parks,

337
00:24:41,096 --> 00:24:43,045
so you can get your head down for a bit.

338
00:24:43,676 --> 00:24:45,671
I'd literally murder for a nap,

339
00:24:45,696 --> 00:24:47,715
or at the very least maim.

340
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:51,271
But I have a call booked
with my old clerk.

341
00:24:51,582 --> 00:24:53,578
You're not going back to work, are you?

342
00:24:55,084 --> 00:24:57,008
I want a life for myself.

343
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,873
- Hi.
- Hey.

344
00:25:48,898 --> 00:25:51,513
- Come in, come in.
- Korea's waiting.

345
00:25:51,712 --> 00:25:54,301
Of course, I'll just...
Er, one sec, Del.

346
00:25:54,326 --> 00:25:55,545
Mm-hm.

347
00:25:55,570 --> 00:25:57,748
Sorry, this is Della, my sister.

348
00:25:57,773 --> 00:26:00,287
And this is Heidi, my associate.

349
00:26:02,398 --> 00:26:05,047
So, Heidi, on a scale of one to ten,

350
00:26:05,072 --> 00:26:07,677
how much of a cock is
my brother to work for?

351
00:26:07,702 --> 00:26:09,927
Mm? That bad?

352
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,474
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

353
00:26:14,852 --> 00:26:16,029
Bye.

354
00:26:18,025 --> 00:26:20,012
She likes you.

355
00:26:20,076 --> 00:26:21,318
Right.

356
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:23,883
You're not...?

357
00:26:23,908 --> 00:26:25,451
I'm not what?

358
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,357
Brought us lunch.

359
00:26:29,382 --> 00:26:31,685
Right, well, you didn't need to.
We have people for that.

360
00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:33,742
Yeah, I know. I'm one of those people.

361
00:26:38,743 --> 00:26:40,787
Um, right, hold on...

362
00:26:40,812 --> 00:26:41,816
First...

363
00:26:46,091 --> 00:26:48,310
So, he is legitimate.

364
00:27:14,617 --> 00:27:15,641
Julia?

365
00:27:16,657 --> 00:27:19,023
Oh, Bianca, hi!

366
00:27:19,048 --> 00:27:21,420
You're waiting for Benjamin?

367
00:27:21,445 --> 00:27:24,082
No, no, I'm just I'm waiting for a bus,
actually.

368
00:27:24,107 --> 00:27:25,537
Ah, okay.

369
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:27,594
You're in the right spot for it.

370
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:29,559
Erm...

371
00:27:30,373 --> 00:27:33,246
I will... I will leave you to it.

372
00:27:33,271 --> 00:27:35,048
I am craving caffeine.

373
00:27:39,445 --> 00:27:41,677
He's working from home today.

374
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,650
Not that you asked.

375
00:27:45,084 --> 00:27:47,028
Don't tell him you saw me.

376
00:27:49,138 --> 00:27:50,849
Bye.

377
00:28:02,656 --> 00:28:05,051
Good afternoon, HTK, how can I help?

378
00:28:05,076 --> 00:28:08,818
Oh, hi there.
It's Jonathan from Ardley & CO.

379
00:28:08,843 --> 00:28:11,545
I was just wondering
if you could help me.

380
00:28:11,570 --> 00:28:15,513
We've had some exceptional work
delivered to us from Benjamin Green

381
00:28:15,538 --> 00:28:18,129
and I just want to send
a token of appreciation.

382
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,079
Problem is, I think we have an
old address for him on file.

383
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,003
It's genuinely scary...

384
00:28:23,004 --> 00:28:24,022
Okay, let me just check for you.

385
00:28:24,046 --> 00:28:26,249
- What address do you have?
- ... how good a liar you are.

386
00:28:26,273 --> 00:28:29,326
It's 58 Jarwood Street.

387
00:28:29,351 --> 00:28:35,656
- No, he's 125B Ferndale Road, W2 3CV.
- 125B Ferndale Road, W2 3CV.

388
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,087
Great. Thank you very much,
that's really helpful.

389
00:28:38,088 --> 00:28:40,063
- Is there anything else...?
- Thank you, bye.

390
00:28:40,064 --> 00:28:41,694
Boom!

391
00:28:51,414 --> 00:28:54,047
You could take Mum for a romantic
meal in the chicken shop.

392
00:28:54,072 --> 00:28:57,538
You've lived in Barnes too long.
I knew it'd make a twat of you.

393
00:28:57,563 --> 00:28:59,578
A man wants to go up in the world.

394
00:28:59,770 --> 00:29:01,039
Who can blame him?

395
00:29:01,064 --> 00:29:05,718
So, he goes out, finds a rich old,

396
00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:08,051
and let's not forget, vulnerable woman.

397
00:29:08,076 --> 00:29:10,530
And then bingo!

398
00:29:10,555 --> 00:29:14,575
Goodbye, shithole flat.
Hello, six-bedroom house in Devon.

399
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,983
Why do you always think
the worst of people?

400
00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:22,054
Why do you think?

401
00:29:24,397 --> 00:29:25,881
_

402
00:29:28,084 --> 00:29:30,405
I can't answer! Not when we're...

403
00:29:30,430 --> 00:29:32,257
Why are you whispering?

404
00:29:34,794 --> 00:29:37,039
Oh. Er...

405
00:29:37,064 --> 00:29:38,171
Della?

406
00:29:38,934 --> 00:29:41,063
- Can you hear me?
- Mum!

407
00:29:41,088 --> 00:29:42,632
I'm about to go onstage.

408
00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:44,296
It's just a quick one.

409
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,366
Are you free for Sunday lunch?

410
00:29:46,391 --> 00:29:48,430
I'm doing a chicken, nothing fancy.

411
00:29:48,724 --> 00:29:49,905
Thing is, Mum...

412
00:29:49,930 --> 00:29:52,694
I know it's a trek for you,
but Lottie has been asking

413
00:29:52,719 --> 00:29:56,185
on a five-second loop when she'll
be seeing her favourite auntie.

414
00:29:56,210 --> 00:29:57,601
Only auntie.

415
00:29:57,844 --> 00:29:59,663
Don't be like that, she's...

416
00:29:59,688 --> 00:30:01,813
I'm not being like anything. I just...

417
00:30:02,064 --> 00:30:03,805
Yes, I'll come, thanks.

418
00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:05,570
All right, great.
She'll be really pleased.

419
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,582
Sorry, Mum, I've got to go.

420
00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:08,611
Can...?

421
00:30:10,332 --> 00:30:12,531
And you say I'm a good liar.

422
00:30:12,556 --> 00:30:14,375
That doesn't count.

423
00:30:14,629 --> 00:30:16,617
Everyone lies to their mother.

424
00:30:16,642 --> 00:30:18,813
Fact. Call it an act of kindness.

425
00:30:18,838 --> 00:30:21,867
You think Mum really wants to
know the reality of my life?

426
00:30:21,892 --> 00:30:23,895
It'd finish her off.

427
00:30:24,261 --> 00:30:27,578
Her only daughter,
the proverbial car crash.

428
00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:32,633
It's called a joke.

429
00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:34,063
Well, it's not desperately funny.

430
00:30:34,088 --> 00:30:37,087
Well, it'll fit right in with the
rest of my new material, then.

431
00:30:37,088 --> 00:30:38,555
Del...

432
00:30:39,554 --> 00:30:41,757
You would tell me if you needed...

433
00:30:41,782 --> 00:30:43,390
Oh, my God!

434
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:45,890
That's him!

435
00:30:47,056 --> 00:30:48,624
Drugs.

436
00:30:49,072 --> 00:30:50,499
He's a drugs dealer.

437
00:30:50,524 --> 00:30:52,437
I'm not giving you any more caffeine.

438
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,156
What...?

439
00:31:01,405 --> 00:31:02,648
Come on, then!

440
00:31:03,036 --> 00:31:04,052
God.

441
00:31:17,096 --> 00:31:19,072
This is a great look for a lawyer.

442
00:31:37,276 --> 00:31:39,523
Hate to say I told you so,

443
00:31:39,548 --> 00:31:40,572
but...

444
00:31:41,044 --> 00:31:43,776
_

445
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:46,085
Actually, no, I don't, I love to say it.

446
00:31:57,559 --> 00:31:59,507
No wonder he moves so fast.

447
00:31:59,532 --> 00:32:01,609
Nothing like the threat
of imminent homelessness

448
00:32:01,634 --> 00:32:03,789
to oil the wheels of romance.

449
00:32:03,814 --> 00:32:06,257
I suppose you've never
been late for your rent!

450
00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:10,578
Hang on, this isn't you
feeling sorry for him, is it?

451
00:32:10,603 --> 00:32:12,083
He's taking Mum for a ride.

452
00:32:12,084 --> 00:32:13,304
We don't know that.

453
00:32:13,329 --> 00:32:14,812
We just know...

454
00:32:14,837 --> 00:32:16,828
he's struggling.

455
00:32:16,853 --> 00:32:18,047
What's the crime in that?

456
00:32:18,072 --> 00:32:19,593
He's nothing to us.

457
00:32:19,618 --> 00:32:21,090
Literally nothing.

458
00:32:21,115 --> 00:32:23,047
She is our mother.

459
00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:25,476
You can't go!

460
00:32:25,501 --> 00:32:28,906
Who knows what state he'll come back in,
what else we might find?

461
00:32:29,536 --> 00:32:32,571
Well, I'm staying for Mum's sake.

462
00:32:32,657 --> 00:32:34,820
Don't pretend it's for her!

463
00:32:34,845 --> 00:32:37,820
For some inexplicable reason,
you seem to prefer being

464
00:32:37,845 --> 00:32:39,656
anywhere but at home
with your wife and kids.

465
00:32:39,681 --> 00:32:40,681
Fuck off.

466
00:32:40,706 --> 00:32:43,992
I don't know what or who
you're running away from,

467
00:32:44,017 --> 00:32:46,906
but stalking Mum's new boyfriend
is a curious move, even for you.

468
00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:47,942
Oh, hang on, all right.

469
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,958
Let me just get this straight.

470
00:32:49,983 --> 00:32:51,874
You're giving me life advice.

471
00:32:52,614 --> 00:32:54,374
Now, that's a real joke.

472
00:32:54,841 --> 00:32:56,821
Try putting that in your next set.

473
00:33:28,972 --> 00:33:30,585
Patrick?

474
00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,687
I'll get it. It's not like I'm
knee-deep in shite or anything!

475
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,063
Oh, sorry, I thought you were...

476
00:33:35,088 --> 00:33:37,083
Patrick, yes, I gathered.

477
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:38,289
Mum!

478
00:33:38,314 --> 00:33:40,906
Darling. You look tired.

479
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:43,271
Thank you.
That's the look I was going for.

480
00:33:43,296 --> 00:33:45,059
I didn't mean it that way.

481
00:33:46,076 --> 00:33:47,554
You're good though?

482
00:33:47,579 --> 00:33:48,617
You okay?

483
00:33:48,642 --> 00:33:50,614
Yes, Mother, I'm okay.

484
00:33:51,832 --> 00:33:52,843
And you?

485
00:33:52,868 --> 00:33:54,883
Yes, everything's...

486
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:56,210
Yes.

487
00:33:57,986 --> 00:33:59,421
Good. Good.

488
00:33:59,446 --> 00:34:01,507
These are...

489
00:34:01,532 --> 00:34:05,289
You really didn't need to bring
anything. You've no money.

490
00:34:06,257 --> 00:34:08,071
And for Lottie...

491
00:34:08,072 --> 00:34:10,087
Della, don't let your brother see.

492
00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:13,874
Newsflash, Mum, kids eats sweets.
Even he can't control that.

493
00:34:13,899 --> 00:34:15,859
Shoes, darling.

494
00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:23,890
Up the leg. I'm going to just, like,
nibble on the shoulder, a tiny bit.

495
00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:27,047
But you know what I
really like to eat is...

496
00:34:27,072 --> 00:34:29,562
... bonbons! They're for you.

497
00:34:29,587 --> 00:34:31,374
Don't tell your dad, okay,

498
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,867
Dad, guess what?

499
00:34:36,254 --> 00:34:37,609
She's going to tell him.

500
00:34:37,634 --> 00:34:39,640
Leo tells me Emily's back.

501
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,609
The master of discretion!

502
00:34:42,634 --> 00:34:44,059
It isn't a secret, is it?

503
00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:46,083
No, no, it's fine.

504
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,695
It's not even worth talking
about, honestly.

505
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,038
Have you seen her?

506
00:34:50,281 --> 00:34:53,367
Why would I see her?
That's like asking if you've seen Dad.

507
00:34:53,908 --> 00:34:56,071
I assume these are from you.

508
00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,593
You assume correctly.

509
00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:03,293
Della brought us a lovely bottle of red.

510
00:35:04,818 --> 00:35:06,429
Hmm.

511
00:35:07,092 --> 00:35:09,071
- It's just this is...
- A far superior wine.

512
00:35:09,072 --> 00:35:10,484
Yes, I'm sure it is.

513
00:35:11,096 --> 00:35:13,072
It is lovely to see you, darling.

514
00:35:14,974 --> 00:35:16,773
Can I borrow you quickly?

515
00:35:26,304 --> 00:35:28,499
I'm thinking we do it after lunch.

516
00:35:28,524 --> 00:35:30,373
Just you and me... I've not told Eimear.

517
00:35:30,398 --> 00:35:31,406
Do what?

518
00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:33,163
Tell Mum about Benjamin.

519
00:35:33,188 --> 00:35:35,288
How do you imagine we do that?

520
00:35:35,313 --> 00:35:37,445
Show her the picture, obviously!

521
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,525
Which we'll say we obtained how?

522
00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:40,765
Well...

523
00:35:41,852 --> 00:35:45,398
We do this, she'll never trust us again.

524
00:35:45,423 --> 00:35:47,343
And what, we just sit on it?

525
00:35:47,368 --> 00:35:49,367
Better still, we forget about it.

526
00:35:49,392 --> 00:35:50,968
Or...

527
00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:54,328
we build a watertight
case against him.

528
00:36:03,352 --> 00:36:05,835
You two are up to something.

529
00:36:06,938 --> 00:36:09,929
I was just telling Della about
Lottie's charming new habit

530
00:36:09,954 --> 00:36:12,953
of hearing swear words and
repeating them at full volume and...

531
00:36:12,978 --> 00:36:14,146
as the worst offender...

532
00:36:14,171 --> 00:36:16,460
Well, at the risk of tempting fate,

533
00:36:16,485 --> 00:36:19,063
her arse is clean and she's asleep.

534
00:36:19,088 --> 00:36:20,859
Can I go up and give her a kiss?

535
00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:23,044
Abso-fucking-lutely not!
Unless you want to sit up there,

536
00:36:23,068 --> 00:36:24,937
- getting her back to sleep.
- You look...

537
00:36:24,962 --> 00:36:26,019
... hot.

538
00:36:26,044 --> 00:36:28,067
Oh! Wrong sibling,

539
00:36:28,092 --> 00:36:29,593
but I'll take it.

540
00:36:30,032 --> 00:36:32,546
- I was just about to say...
- Yeah, yeah, sure you were.

541
00:36:32,742 --> 00:36:33,984
Shouldn't you...?

542
00:36:34,465 --> 00:36:36,179
Are you still breast-feeding?

543
00:36:39,068 --> 00:36:41,249
How long are you staying for?

544
00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:43,209
I'm not sure.

545
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:44,749
Leo must be losing his shit.

546
00:36:44,774 --> 00:36:46,059
Lee is an adult.

547
00:36:46,084 --> 00:36:48,515
What, a few days, a week?

548
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,710
Depends.

549
00:36:49,735 --> 00:36:50,968
On?

550
00:36:51,684 --> 00:36:53,484
On Benjamin.

551
00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:56,757
Depends on Benjamin.

552
00:36:58,453 --> 00:37:00,680
Which I'm sure is what you've
all been wanting to ask about.

553
00:37:00,704 --> 00:37:02,632
I was just making conversation.

554
00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:03,672
I'm sure you were.

555
00:37:03,697 --> 00:37:05,503
There's no big secret.

556
00:37:05,528 --> 00:37:08,777
It's.... We had a falling out, so...

557
00:37:08,802 --> 00:37:09,942
What about?

558
00:37:10,844 --> 00:37:12,627
Well, has he rung you?

559
00:37:12,652 --> 00:37:14,059
Tried to apologise?

560
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,035
Because it would be him, right?

561
00:37:16,036 --> 00:37:17,739
It couldn't possibly be
me that was in the wrong?

562
00:37:17,763 --> 00:37:20,941
It's natural that we'd take your
side what with you being our mother!

563
00:37:20,966 --> 00:37:22,917
Look, you're obviously upset.

564
00:37:22,942 --> 00:37:24,953
I'm not obviously anything.
Thank you, Patrick.

565
00:37:24,978 --> 00:37:27,464
Apart from fucking boiling.

566
00:37:27,489 --> 00:37:30,628
I... I don't even remember
what the row was about

567
00:37:30,653 --> 00:37:32,644
or whose fault it was.

568
00:37:32,669 --> 00:37:33,847
I just...

569
00:37:33,872 --> 00:37:36,863
The only thing that I do know
is I think I'm too old for this.

570
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,636
60 is not old, Mum.

571
00:37:38,661 --> 00:37:40,105
Well, it's not young.

572
00:37:43,684 --> 00:37:46,089
Don't all rush in to correct me!

573
00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:49,300
So, it's over, then?

574
00:37:53,028 --> 00:37:54,059
Um...

575
00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:56,667
Oh, I'm such an arse!

576
00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:57,723
Mum...

577
00:37:57,748 --> 00:37:59,988
I'm sorry. Come here.

578
00:38:02,504 --> 00:38:04,507
Mum, please don't cry.

579
00:38:12,743 --> 00:38:15,160
Erm, no, I'm fine, I'm just...

580
00:38:15,653 --> 00:38:17,449
The chicken's going to be drying out.

581
00:38:17,474 --> 00:38:19,063
Mum, the chicken's fine.

582
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,824
- I can deal with...
- Mum, just let me...

583
00:38:20,849 --> 00:38:22,589
Get out the way.

584
00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:37,112
The whole thing is ridiculous.

585
00:38:38,425 --> 00:38:39,972
I'm ridiculous.

586
00:38:43,402 --> 00:38:46,478
I thought I was finished
with all of this,

587
00:38:46,503 --> 00:38:49,015
that lurching feeling in your stomach,

588
00:38:49,016 --> 00:38:51,691
not being able to get
anything done because...

589
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:55,488
you can't stop thinking
about them all the time.

590
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,636
It's terrifying...

591
00:39:02,942 --> 00:39:04,402
... being in love.

592
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,657
You're not in love with him?

593
00:39:12,919 --> 00:39:14,851
I think maybe I am.

594
00:39:18,861 --> 00:39:21,035
Would that be the worst
thing in the world?

595
00:39:24,345 --> 00:39:25,886
Right, then.

596
00:39:47,633 --> 00:39:49,043
You're calling him, aren't you?

597
00:39:49,068 --> 00:39:50,800
It's none of your business.

598
00:39:51,449 --> 00:39:54,378
The number you have dialled
has not been recognised...

599
00:39:55,215 --> 00:39:58,050
The number you have dialled
has not been recognised...

600
00:39:59,245 --> 00:40:01,050
The number you have dialled...

601
00:40:05,068 --> 00:40:08,048
The number you have dialled
has not been recognised...

602
00:40:55,298 --> 00:40:56,972
I don't smoke any more.

603
00:40:59,088 --> 00:41:01,095
Please don't tell me
you don't drink either.

604
00:41:01,096 --> 00:41:04,363
You sounded upset when you rang.

605
00:41:04,567 --> 00:41:05,855
You know me.

606
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,331
I don't do upset.

607
00:41:07,621 --> 00:41:08,624
I'm going to go.

608
00:41:08,649 --> 00:41:09,653
Please don't.

609
00:41:11,346 --> 00:41:13,081
I had a...

610
00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:16,128
... weird day is all, and I...

611
00:41:17,096 --> 00:41:19,488
The only way I knew it could
stand a chance of improving

612
00:41:19,513 --> 00:41:20,855
was if I saw you.

613
00:41:29,798 --> 00:41:31,798
What was the other night?

614
00:41:33,677 --> 00:41:35,488
What is this?

615
00:41:35,818 --> 00:41:38,769
Like, really, what is this?

616
00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:43,081
It's not normal for exes to call exes,
however weird their day.

617
00:41:44,064 --> 00:41:45,071
She makes a fair point.

618
00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:46,581
What do you want, Della?

619
00:41:49,895 --> 00:41:53,824
I haven't known the answer
to that for so long.

620
00:41:59,844 --> 00:42:01,675
What I want is...

621
00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:05,016
... not to fuck up any more.

622
00:42:05,888 --> 00:42:08,034
Which covers a lot of things.

623
00:42:08,209 --> 00:42:11,167
Well, everything, really.

624
00:42:12,825 --> 00:42:14,206
Family.

625
00:42:15,068 --> 00:42:16,386
Work.

626
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,284
Me.

627
00:42:22,829 --> 00:42:23,833
You.

628
00:42:26,356 --> 00:42:28,300
I can't believe you...

629
00:42:29,261 --> 00:42:31,075
A year...

630
00:42:31,076 --> 00:42:33,027
A whole year you've had to say this.

631
00:42:33,052 --> 00:42:34,722
How could I? It wouldn't have been fair.

632
00:42:34,747 --> 00:42:36,754
Oh, and you think this is fair?

633
00:42:37,056 --> 00:42:38,214
No.

634
00:42:39,068 --> 00:42:40,566
No, I don't.

635
00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:47,120
Just when I get my life sorted...

636
00:42:47,711 --> 00:42:52,332
... find someone who actually
makes me feel good about myself

637
00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:54,730
and you do what you always do.

638
00:42:54,755 --> 00:42:56,301
You make it all about you.

639
00:42:58,036 --> 00:42:59,071
You are right.

640
00:42:59,072 --> 00:43:00,075
I'm a cock.

641
00:43:00,076 --> 00:43:01,516
Don't talk about yourself like that.

642
00:43:03,157 --> 00:43:04,496
I'm sorry...

643
00:43:08,072 --> 00:43:09,434
... for...

644
00:43:12,638 --> 00:43:14,527
... for so much.

645
00:43:19,617 --> 00:43:20,624
I'm going to go.

646
00:43:20,649 --> 00:43:21,980
I love you.

647
00:43:25,301 --> 00:43:26,949
I still love you.

648
00:43:56,849 --> 00:43:58,816
What are you thinking?

649
00:44:00,126 --> 00:44:02,098
Who said I was thinking anything?

650
00:44:03,068 --> 00:44:05,387
You forget, I know your face.

651
00:44:08,552 --> 00:44:10,434
I was thinking...

652
00:44:13,954 --> 00:44:17,160
... this time, I'm going to deserve you.

653
00:44:19,777 --> 00:44:21,238
I promise.

654
00:45:04,907 --> 00:45:05,931
You okay?

655
00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:21,152
_

656
00:45:29,223 --> 00:45:31,512
- Hello?
- Della, I'm outside.

657
00:45:31,537 --> 00:45:32,541
Are you home?

658
00:45:39,084 --> 00:45:40,590
Come down!

659
00:45:44,426 --> 00:45:46,958
How was the peace brokered, then?

660
00:45:47,883 --> 00:45:49,051
Always so dramatic.

661
00:45:49,076 --> 00:45:52,051
It felt pretty dramatic last time.

662
00:45:52,052 --> 00:45:53,606
I couldn't get hold of him

663
00:45:53,631 --> 00:45:57,551
and I didn't deal with
it desperately well.

664
00:45:57,715 --> 00:45:59,039
Why, what was he up to?

665
00:45:59,064 --> 00:46:00,817
His phone was in his jeans.

666
00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:02,865
And his jeans were in the wash.

667
00:46:03,088 --> 00:46:04,364
So...

668
00:46:05,088 --> 00:46:06,950
But what about your falling out?

669
00:46:06,975 --> 00:46:09,559
We did what people do, we apologised.

670
00:46:09,584 --> 00:46:11,473
Well, he did, profusely,

671
00:46:11,498 --> 00:46:13,372
even though I'm sure he didn't need to.

672
00:46:13,397 --> 00:46:17,051
Most importantly,
we vowed that we would not drink

673
00:46:17,076 --> 00:46:18,848
tequila together again.

674
00:46:23,930 --> 00:46:26,985
And you... You're okay?

675
00:46:28,258 --> 00:46:29,735
I missed him.

676
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,508
It scared me.

677
00:46:33,064 --> 00:46:35,059
Sorry, you probably don't...

678
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,727
I know that you don't want to hear that.

679
00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:37,752
Mum.

680
00:46:37,777 --> 00:46:40,749
Mum, it's me. I get it.

681
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:43,860
The heart wants what it wants

682
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:46,219
or else it does not care.

683
00:46:47,837 --> 00:46:52,031
I tried for years to get you to
read Dickinson when you were little.

684
00:46:52,056 --> 00:46:54,059
You refused point blank.

685
00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:55,075
What did you expect me to do?

686
00:46:55,076 --> 00:46:57,289
There was so much Sunset Beach to watch.

687
00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,318
Here you go.

688
00:47:01,414 --> 00:47:03,961
Julia mentioned that you
had a gig the other night.

689
00:47:03,986 --> 00:47:05,469
How'd that go?

690
00:47:05,494 --> 00:47:08,602
Tonight I do. But
I haven't had one for...

691
00:47:09,068 --> 00:47:12,366
Well, for an embarrassing
amount of time.

692
00:47:12,391 --> 00:47:13,414
But when I rang...

693
00:47:13,439 --> 00:47:17,492
It was five minutes playing
to an audience of one,

694
00:47:17,517 --> 00:47:18,556
the organiser.

695
00:47:18,981 --> 00:47:20,891
Being a comedian, that...

696
00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:22,528
can't be easy.

697
00:47:22,553 --> 00:47:25,071
She's a stubborn little girl, our Della.

698
00:47:25,356 --> 00:47:27,785
We tried to get her to become a banker.

699
00:47:27,810 --> 00:47:29,067
Well, Ted did.

700
00:47:29,092 --> 00:47:31,871
Fortunately,
I could barely operate a calculator.

701
00:47:32,864 --> 00:47:37,699
Plus, without the struggle,
what is there, Benjamin?

702
00:47:38,743 --> 00:47:40,520
Nothing worth having.

703
00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:00,504
Hello, Della.

704
00:48:01,059 --> 00:48:03,715
I've been calling you,
leaving you messages.

705
00:48:03,740 --> 00:48:05,418
I am aware.

706
00:48:05,443 --> 00:48:06,482
And?

707
00:48:06,891 --> 00:48:08,340
And I don't agree.

708
00:48:09,414 --> 00:48:12,043
It's one thing your mother having
some kind of tragic later-life

709
00:48:12,068 --> 00:48:14,934
crisis in London, but bringing
her man-child down here...

710
00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:17,682
You don't have a monopoly on Devon, Dad.

711
00:48:17,707 --> 00:48:18,715
I never said I did.

712
00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:20,809
I just think she's
making a fool of herself.

713
00:48:21,626 --> 00:48:24,597
And as somebody who cares about her,
I think we need to intervene

714
00:48:24,622 --> 00:48:27,277
before it becomes any more
absurd than it already is.

715
00:48:28,092 --> 00:48:30,488
Patrick is your man for this.

716
00:48:30,513 --> 00:48:33,074
Patrick is even harder
to get hold of than you.

717
00:48:33,582 --> 00:48:36,426
Bottom line is,
your mother needs saving.

718
00:48:36,451 --> 00:48:37,771
What she actually needs is for us

719
00:48:37,795 --> 00:48:40,629
all to mind our own fucking
business and let her be happy.

720
00:48:40,954 --> 00:48:42,598
For once.

721
00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:45,324
You know how much I have
to defend you, Della?

722
00:48:46,821 --> 00:48:49,749
Even now, now you're apparently a
fully-grown adult when your mother

723
00:48:49,774 --> 00:48:52,733
rings me in a state worrying that
you'll never get a proper job,

724
00:48:52,758 --> 00:48:53,835
never have kids,

725
00:48:54,641 --> 00:48:57,636
never have all the things a
person is supposed to have.

726
00:48:57,661 --> 00:49:00,590
I say she's doing
her own thing, let her.

727
00:49:00,615 --> 00:49:01,619
Good to know.

728
00:49:04,469 --> 00:49:07,063
So, I'm at my day job...

729
00:49:07,088 --> 00:49:12,813
I know, shocking that I can't make
a living entertaining you lovely people,

730
00:49:12,838 --> 00:49:15,838
"entertaining" may be too strong a word,

731
00:49:15,863 --> 00:49:19,352
but I digress...

732
00:49:19,377 --> 00:49:21,773
I'm at my day job,

733
00:49:21,798 --> 00:49:26,602
about to begin the high-octane
task of drum roll, please...

734
00:49:27,363 --> 00:49:29,395
... sorting the mail...

735
00:49:31,657 --> 00:49:33,805
... when I realise something.

736
00:49:34,324 --> 00:49:37,047
It's my ten-year anniversary.

737
00:49:37,072 --> 00:49:39,227
Not of my marriage,

738
00:49:39,252 --> 00:49:43,039
not of my sobriety,

739
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:44,445
mm-mm.

740
00:49:44,911 --> 00:49:46,890
Nope.

741
00:49:46,915 --> 00:49:48,852
Of sorting the mail!

742
00:49:52,438 --> 00:49:55,648
Now, I know what you're thinking.

743
00:49:56,032 --> 00:50:00,039
"We didn't pay to hear about your
middle-class existential bollocks."

744
00:50:00,071 --> 00:50:02,953
- Get to the funnies!
- Better yet, get off.

745
00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:17,680
You were great.

746
00:50:17,705 --> 00:50:20,235
- I don't know what show you were in.
- They're a miserable crowd.

747
00:50:20,259 --> 00:50:22,281
No-one would have made them laugh.

748
00:50:22,912 --> 00:50:24,864
Missed seeing you perform.

749
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,883
That was a very short honeymoon period.

750
00:50:33,908 --> 00:50:35,750
Don't. Don't do that,

751
00:50:35,775 --> 00:50:37,035
read stuff into everything.

752
00:50:37,060 --> 00:50:40,172
I had a shit gig.
I'm in a shit mood. That's all.

753
00:50:41,176 --> 00:50:43,164
Why didn't you move in?

754
00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:45,063
Seriously?

755
00:50:45,088 --> 00:50:47,055
You want to ask that now?

756
00:50:47,056 --> 00:50:50,539
I've had a year to come
up with excuses for you,

757
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:55,059
none of which really make up for
me sitting there waiting for you

758
00:50:55,084 --> 00:50:58,241
to arrive with your stuff and then
realising you're not going to show.

759
00:50:58,266 --> 00:51:01,289
Can we do this after a drink,

760
00:51:01,314 --> 00:51:04,625
- or several? Ideally several.
- Yeah, no.

761
00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:07,383
I've just come from
breaking up with Alexis,

762
00:51:07,408 --> 00:51:09,435
so no, Della, we do it now.

763
00:51:09,943 --> 00:51:11,430
You broke up with her?

764
00:51:11,455 --> 00:51:13,454
It is a simple enough question.

765
00:51:13,479 --> 00:51:16,071
If you hadn't stopped loving me,
which you claim not to have,

766
00:51:16,096 --> 00:51:18,617
then why didn't you move in?

767
00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:20,055
I hadn't.

768
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,617
I haven't.

769
00:51:28,798 --> 00:51:31,586
My prick of a father.

770
00:51:32,032 --> 00:51:33,844
Well, what's he got to do with it?

771
00:51:33,869 --> 00:51:35,896
I was packed, ready,

772
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,040
and, would you believe this?
Genuinely excited.

773
00:51:40,469 --> 00:51:43,555
Then Mum rang,

774
00:51:44,876 --> 00:51:47,625
told me he was leaving her for Marsha,

775
00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:51,000
that it had been going on for ages,
basically that he'd

776
00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:53,945
shat on her from a very high height.

777
00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:58,297
The worst part was...

778
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:01,212
I wasn't surprised.

779
00:52:02,794 --> 00:52:06,063
Because deep down, I'm just like him.

780
00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:09,571
Toxic.

781
00:52:10,088 --> 00:52:12,055
And I didn't want to bring that...

782
00:52:13,165 --> 00:52:14,618
into your home.

783
00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:18,523
Into your life.

784
00:52:18,548 --> 00:52:20,266
Do you really believe that?

785
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:23,540
Can you leave it?

786
00:52:24,672 --> 00:52:25,719
Della?

787
00:52:25,744 --> 00:52:27,618
It's my brother, I can't.

788
00:52:27,643 --> 00:52:30,059
- Oh, fuck.
- Della, where are you?

789
00:52:30,255 --> 00:52:31,977
You have to see this.

790
00:52:32,876 --> 00:52:33,876
Della?

791
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:36,055
If it's about Benjamin, I really don't.

792
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,047
They're good together.

793
00:52:38,048 --> 00:52:40,180
He likes her. I can tell.

794
00:52:46,942 --> 00:52:48,934
Mum can really pick 'em.

795
00:53:09,534 --> 00:53:11,844
- I like you already.
- Do you?

796
00:53:14,157 --> 00:53:17,782
He was my husband,
and you were my best friend.

797
00:53:17,807 --> 00:53:18,871
I...

798
00:53:21,282 --> 00:53:24,067
Ever since you found out about Benjamin,
you've been jealous.

799
00:53:24,477 --> 00:53:25,719
Don't be ridiculous.

800
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:26,947
You can't stand the fact
that she's met someone else.

801
00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,926
I'm the one who left her.

802
00:53:29,485 --> 00:53:31,540
So, I'm dating a millionaire.

803
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,852
I'll take you however you come.

804
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:34,986
For richer or poorer?

805
00:53:36,084 --> 00:53:37,719
Preferably richer.

806
00:53:38,441 --> 00:53:40,067
Watch your back.

807
00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:42,469
They're exceptionally
protective about their mother.

808
00:53:42,494 --> 00:53:44,415
Well, with good reason in your case.

809
00:53:46,312 --> 00:53:47,977
They don't want us to be together.

810
00:53:50,504 --> 00:53:53,102
We need to speak to you. In private.

811
00:53:55,703 --> 00:53:57,702
What are you doing?!

812
00:53:57,727 --> 00:53:59,047
What are you going to do?

813
00:53:59,072 --> 00:54:01,056
Break up with him, obviously.

814
00:54:02,617 --> 00:54:04,617
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