1 00:00:01,389 --> 00:00:02,757 Howdy. 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,531 It's been a couple weeks since the last squid fall. 3 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,869 Thirty seconds of life... 4 00:00:09,871 --> 00:00:12,929 and they spend all of it dying. 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,556 The goddamned Seventh Kavalry. 6 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:20,520 Right now... here is where the war is at. 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,397 And I won't be leaving till it's won. 8 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:26,446 - What are these for? - They help me get my memory. 9 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:27,990 Where'd they come from? 10 00:00:27,992 --> 00:00:29,493 Was hoping you could ask your ex. 11 00:00:29,495 --> 00:00:31,287 I suppose you don't want me to tell 12 00:00:31,289 --> 00:00:33,352 the FBI lady about these. 13 00:00:33,354 --> 00:00:36,117 Be careful of that one. 14 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,833 Four years since I was sent here. 15 00:00:38,835 --> 00:00:41,832 In the beginning I thought it was a paradise... 16 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:45,086 but it's a prison. 17 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:49,757 So, with your help, with your lives, 18 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:54,076 I will escape this God-forsaken place. 19 00:00:54,078 --> 00:00:55,859 Phenomenal. 20 00:00:58,156 --> 00:01:02,835 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 21 00:01:05,109 --> 00:01:06,982 Eastern Europe tanks amass... 22 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,067 Military commitment from NATO... 23 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,813 ...nuclear doomsday clock 24 00:01:12,815 --> 00:01:14,960 standing at one minute till midnight. 25 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:46,981 Brothers. Let us pray. 26 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:49,442 Dear Father, hold us in your light 27 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,944 as we prepare to enter the whore's den. 28 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,363 One minute to midnight, 29 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,325 on the very brink of extinction. 30 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,744 Please open their hearts as you opened ours. 31 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:02,664 - In Christ's name, amen. - Amen. 32 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,545 _ 33 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:14,968 One minute before midnight. Ticktock, Wade. 34 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,896 ? We're not scared to lose it all ? 35 00:02:33,898 --> 00:02:36,364 ? Security throw through the wall ? 36 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:40,785 ? Future dreams we have to realize ? 37 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,458 ? A thousand skeptic hands won't keep us ? 38 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:45,247 ? From the things we plan ? 39 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:48,334 ? Unless we're clinging to the things we prize... ? 40 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,837 Are you ready to hear the truth? 41 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,090 Are you ready to hear the truth? 42 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:57,176 ? But I won't stop and falter... ? 43 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,429 Hello, neighbors. Are you ready to hear the truth? 44 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,057 The fuck are you supposed to be? 45 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:06,490 The doomsday clock just moved to one minute to midnight. 46 00:03:06,492 --> 00:03:09,688 At this very moment, the entire nuclear arsenal 47 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:13,192 of our great country is ready to launch at the Russians, 48 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,111 and vice versa. 49 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,779 What's up with the pandas? 50 00:03:16,781 --> 00:03:20,409 In the Kingdom of Heaven, all God's creations live 51 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:23,166 - in peace with each... - Can I have your tie? 52 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,791 Leave him alone. 53 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:33,504 Come on. I want to hear more about the pandas. 54 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:39,093 ? Success or failure will not alter it ? 55 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,560 ? And do you feel scared? ? 56 00:03:41,563 --> 00:03:43,431 ? I do ? 57 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,641 ? But I won't stop and falter... ? 58 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,336 Huh! 59 00:03:51,412 --> 00:03:54,898 Come on! So where you from? 60 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,278 Uh, Tulsa. 61 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,488 Oklahoma? 62 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,782 What are you doing in Jersey? 63 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,626 This is where the sinners are. 64 00:04:03,628 --> 00:04:05,953 I can't argue with you there. 65 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:10,419 - You really think it's over? - What do you mean? 66 00:04:10,421 --> 00:04:13,630 You heard Nixon on the news. 67 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:17,298 Is the bomb gonna kill us all? 68 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,276 Yes. 69 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,761 I believe it is. 70 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:26,539 - Aren't you afraid? - No, ma'am. 71 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,302 Are you afraid of me? 72 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,408 Uh... No-no, ma'am. 73 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,110 ? Time can never mend ? 74 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,312 Well, what are you afraid of? 75 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:44,349 ? The careless whispers... ? 76 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,984 Nothing. 77 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:50,255 ? To the heart and mind ? 78 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:53,825 ? Ignorance is kind ? 79 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,728 ? There's no comfort in the truth... ? 80 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,499 What are you doing? 81 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:06,871 - Are you a virgin? - What? 82 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:09,607 Have you ever had sex with a person? 83 00:05:11,221 --> 00:05:12,586 No. 84 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,681 This might be your last chance, Oklahoma. 85 00:05:17,409 --> 00:05:20,822 You wouldn't want to get nuked before you get fucked. 86 00:05:20,825 --> 00:05:22,191 Do you? 87 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:28,526 Wait. 88 00:05:28,535 --> 00:05:31,470 It's okay. Just stand there. 89 00:05:37,352 --> 00:05:38,884 Please, I... 90 00:05:38,887 --> 00:05:40,653 I don't want to. 91 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:44,274 It sure looks to me like you do. 92 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:50,314 Fuck you, Bible boy! 93 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,550 - Oh! Oh... - I got that Okie's clothes! 94 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:58,054 Oh fuck. 95 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:05,895 You dummy. 96 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:10,233 You're pathetic, and you're a sinner. 97 00:06:12,104 --> 00:06:13,737 You're a filthy dumb sinner, 98 00:06:13,739 --> 00:06:15,839 and now you get what you deserve! 99 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,252 Aah! 100 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:43,358 ? Tonight the music ? 101 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:47,495 ? Seems so loud ? 102 00:07:47,497 --> 00:07:52,132 ? I wish that we could ? 103 00:07:52,134 --> 00:07:57,003 ? Lose this crowd... ? 104 00:08:05,368 --> 00:08:07,407 What happened? 105 00:08:11,554 --> 00:08:13,621 What happened?! 106 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,290 What happened?! 107 00:08:37,268 --> 00:08:39,803 What happened?! 108 00:09:16,751 --> 00:09:19,251 ? Start spreading the news... ? 109 00:09:19,253 --> 00:09:22,388 We came back for all the hit Broadway shows. 110 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:24,063 We came back to hike through Central Park 111 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,858 for hours and not see another soul. 112 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:27,727 It's so romantic! 113 00:09:27,729 --> 00:09:29,563 Maybe I shouldn't have come back 114 00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:32,930 'cause if this place gets any safer, I'm gonna be out of a job. 115 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:35,033 I came back for Italian food. 116 00:09:35,035 --> 00:09:39,001 You know how we like our squid now? 117 00:09:39,004 --> 00:09:41,740 With lemon and a little marinara. 118 00:09:41,742 --> 00:09:43,709 ? Anywhere... ? 119 00:09:43,711 --> 00:09:45,944 Come back to New York. 120 00:09:45,946 --> 00:09:51,650 ? It's up to you, New York, New York ? 121 00:09:51,651 --> 00:09:53,560 _ 122 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,961 - _ - Desire to visit: 10. 123 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,795 Recommend to family and friends: 124 00:09:59,798 --> 00:10:02,126 Ten! 125 00:10:02,128 --> 00:10:04,329 Desire to relocate: 126 00:10:04,331 --> 00:10:06,030 Ten! 127 00:10:06,032 --> 00:10:07,765 They despised it. 128 00:10:08,668 --> 00:10:10,134 What? 129 00:10:10,136 --> 00:10:11,802 They despised your commercial. 130 00:10:11,804 --> 00:10:13,872 No! They-they all said they loved it. 131 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,540 You didn't hire me to tell you what they said. 132 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:18,877 You hired me to tell you the truth. 133 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,657 They told you they loved it 134 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:23,081 because what hot-blooded Oklahoma male 135 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,116 is gonna admit he's scared? 136 00:10:25,818 --> 00:10:27,252 I watched them watch, 137 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:28,920 and what I saw was fear. 138 00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:31,289 People buy things out of fear all the time. 139 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:33,457 Not this kind. 140 00:10:34,361 --> 00:10:35,894 Sorry, gentlemen, 141 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,396 but all your ad does is remind folks 142 00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:41,598 that three million people suffered a horrific, 143 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,401 traumatizing, and inexplicable death. 144 00:10:44,403 --> 00:10:46,103 That was 30 years ago. 145 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:48,372 Everybody's over it, they've moved on. 146 00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:51,942 Well, sir, in my professional opinion, 147 00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:55,678 they ain't moving on to New York. 148 00:11:00,185 --> 00:11:03,220 I suspect the calamari didn't help. 149 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,133 All right, ladies and gentlemen. 150 00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:23,318 You gathered up the usual suspects, 151 00:11:23,321 --> 00:11:26,208 beat the shit out of them at your little black site, 152 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:29,345 stuck them in Mirror Guy's interrogation pod, 153 00:11:29,347 --> 00:11:33,215 and you've got absolutely fucking nothing to show for it. 154 00:11:34,385 --> 00:11:36,686 So now we're gonna do things my way. 155 00:11:38,056 --> 00:11:40,557 We can't see who they are, 156 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:43,760 but we can see where they are. 157 00:11:43,762 --> 00:11:46,463 You find this church, 158 00:11:46,465 --> 00:11:48,731 maybe we find the Kavalry. 159 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:51,467 I want units checking every house of worship 160 00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:52,902 within 50 miles of Tulsa. 161 00:11:52,904 --> 00:11:56,772 There can't be less than four or 5,000 of them, right? 162 00:11:57,608 --> 00:12:00,442 Okay. That'll do it, folks. 163 00:12:02,146 --> 00:12:03,846 Go get me some religion. 164 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,852 How do you tell difference between 165 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,988 Catholic Church and Baptist Church? 166 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,589 They're basically all the same. 167 00:12:13,591 --> 00:12:16,092 This one, might be Episcopalian. 168 00:12:16,094 --> 00:12:19,228 Hey, Glass. You grew up around here. 169 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:22,431 You, uh, you religious guy? 170 00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:25,166 Is that lettuce on your sandwich? 171 00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:28,270 Yeah? So? 172 00:12:28,272 --> 00:12:29,938 Did you get it out of this? 173 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:33,711 Oh, shit. Is that from truck? 174 00:12:33,714 --> 00:12:36,712 If by truck, you mean the one filled with lettuce 175 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:40,716 driven by a Kavalry member who shot a cop, yes, Red. 176 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,851 It was gonna go bad. 177 00:12:42,853 --> 00:12:45,387 - Hey. - Howdy. 178 00:12:47,858 --> 00:12:49,725 What did your ex say about the pills? 179 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,560 Nothing as of yet. 180 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,564 Did you tell her that it was important? 181 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,466 I communicated that, yes. 182 00:12:58,468 --> 00:13:02,070 How about you pick up the phone and communicate it again? 183 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,205 Because she's doing a favor, 184 00:13:04,207 --> 00:13:07,675 and when someone's doing you a favor, you don't lean on 'em. 185 00:13:07,677 --> 00:13:10,511 Oh, so this is you doing me a favor, man? 186 00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:13,548 Because it looks like you're doing nothing. 187 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,984 Hey, Mirror Guy! 188 00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:18,820 Hey, got a minute? 189 00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,695 Have a seat. 190 00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:34,501 Wade, you can take the mask off. I know what you look like. 191 00:13:34,503 --> 00:13:37,637 Regs say to keep them on inside the precinct. 192 00:13:37,639 --> 00:13:40,407 Why? We're all on the same side. 193 00:13:40,409 --> 00:13:44,345 The concealment of identity is critical to our safety. 194 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:47,614 Wade, do you think I'm a member of the 7th Kavalry? 195 00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:50,317 No, ma'am. 196 00:13:50,319 --> 00:13:52,286 Then just, why don't you roll that baby up 197 00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:55,089 and let me see those sad green eyes of yours? 198 00:13:55,858 --> 00:13:58,558 So, you're from Tulsa? 199 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,094 Close enough. 200 00:14:00,096 --> 00:14:03,230 - Town called Hugo down by the Texas border... - Oh, Jesus. 201 00:14:03,232 --> 00:14:06,367 You were in New York on 11/2, huh? 202 00:14:06,369 --> 00:14:09,035 New Jersey, actually. 203 00:14:11,339 --> 00:14:13,039 You still scared shitless? 204 00:14:14,142 --> 00:14:15,842 - Excuse me? - I've heard that people 205 00:14:15,844 --> 00:14:17,511 who were in the psychic blast zone 206 00:14:17,513 --> 00:14:19,613 still wake up in the middle of the night, screaming. 207 00:14:19,615 --> 00:14:21,481 I sleep great. 208 00:14:22,985 --> 00:14:24,651 Cool. 209 00:14:26,788 --> 00:14:31,190 I see you joined the force right after the White Night. 210 00:14:31,192 --> 00:14:33,960 Justice needed to be applied. 211 00:14:33,962 --> 00:14:36,997 And once they let you yahoos put masks on, 212 00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:40,033 you had an excuse to wrap your entire head in Reflectatine. 213 00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:41,367 Implying what? 214 00:14:41,369 --> 00:14:44,136 Guaranteed protection from psychic blasts. 215 00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:46,805 Ergo, you sleep great. 216 00:14:49,076 --> 00:14:51,209 Market research. 217 00:14:51,211 --> 00:14:52,984 Is that your cover? 218 00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:55,113 So, you watch a bunch of idiots, and they tell you 219 00:14:55,115 --> 00:14:56,982 what they hate about the new flavor of Pringles, 220 00:14:56,984 --> 00:14:59,051 so no one knows you're secretly Mirror Guy? 221 00:14:59,053 --> 00:15:01,787 I know you know it's Looking Glass. 222 00:15:01,789 --> 00:15:05,323 But you can have Mirror Guy if you want. 223 00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:06,825 Hmm? 224 00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:08,794 Okay. 225 00:15:08,796 --> 00:15:10,462 Thanks for coming by. 226 00:15:10,464 --> 00:15:12,264 That's it? 227 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,133 That's it. 228 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,107 Oh shit, wait. 229 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:24,842 There was one other thing I wanted to ask you about. 230 00:15:24,844 --> 00:15:26,778 Um, what pills? 231 00:15:27,581 --> 00:15:29,147 I'm sorry? 232 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:31,283 Well, I bugged the cactus on your desk, 233 00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:33,618 and Angela Abar... Sorry. 234 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,421 Sister Night was just asking about some pills. 235 00:15:36,423 --> 00:15:38,156 You bugged my cactus? 236 00:15:38,158 --> 00:15:40,992 Well, don't take it personally. I'm FBI, we bug shit. 237 00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:43,661 So... 238 00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:48,833 What pills? 239 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:53,670 That's a personal issue between Sister Night and me. 240 00:15:53,672 --> 00:15:58,075 It would be a violation of her medical privacy to divulge it. 241 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:02,613 May I go? 242 00:16:02,615 --> 00:16:04,759 You surely may, Mirror Guy. 243 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,444 ? Someone may be laughing... ? 244 00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,057 Oh yeah. 245 00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:24,959 ? Night after night ? 246 00:17:26,997 --> 00:17:28,530 Don't look at me. 247 00:17:28,532 --> 00:17:30,365 Why not? 248 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:33,000 I know you're beautiful under there. 249 00:17:33,002 --> 00:17:35,002 Just take it off. 250 00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:37,238 Let me see your face. 251 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,674 You're never gonna see my face. 252 00:18:22,784 --> 00:18:24,718 Motherfuck. 253 00:18:57,752 --> 00:19:00,051 Did I do it right? What does that mean? 254 00:19:00,053 --> 00:19:01,654 It's not brain surgery. 255 00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:03,436 You just hit the big button in the shelter, 256 00:19:03,439 --> 00:19:05,824 - and the goddamn siren shuts off. - Of course, sir. 257 00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:07,559 I'm happy to schedule a technician 258 00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:09,094 to provide an in-home tutorial... 259 00:19:09,096 --> 00:19:10,728 I do not need a tutorial. 260 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,765 I've conducted over 500 drills on this unit. 261 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:16,067 It's your machine that's malfunctioning, not me, 262 00:19:16,069 --> 00:19:17,908 so you need to replace it! 263 00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:20,603 Uh, sir, I'm sorry. How often have you been running drills? 264 00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,580 As often as I deem necessary. 265 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,943 Right. It's just, the Alert Pro manual recommends 266 00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:27,478 that you program an EDI simulation 267 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,414 no more than once every six weeks. 268 00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:32,050 I don't give two brown turds about the manual! 269 00:19:32,052 --> 00:19:34,277 - All right, sir. - When can you get me a new unit? 270 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,147 We can ship one out to you by next Thursday. 271 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:38,190 No, no, no! Uh-uh. No way! 272 00:19:38,192 --> 00:19:40,017 No good. I'm gonna need it sooner. 273 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,593 - Post haste, soon as you can. - We can do an overnight rush, 274 00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:44,515 but that's gonna cost as much as the unit itself. 275 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,900 No problem. That's great. Overnight, do that. 276 00:19:46,903 --> 00:19:48,532 - Yes, sir. - And throw in another roll 277 00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,600 - of Reflectatine while you're at it. - Yes, sir. 278 00:19:50,602 --> 00:19:52,469 And thank you for being a valued customer 279 00:19:52,471 --> 00:19:54,538 of ExtraDimensional Security... 280 00:20:50,228 --> 00:20:52,528 Okay, guys! 281 00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:55,131 What do you think of the cereal? 282 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:58,368 It tastes like... nothing. 283 00:20:58,370 --> 00:21:01,804 Okay. Could you be a little more specific? 284 00:21:01,806 --> 00:21:04,307 I mean, everything tastes like something. 285 00:21:04,308 --> 00:21:07,277 - _ - Well, this doesn't. 286 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,980 Huh. What about the crunch? 287 00:21:09,983 --> 00:21:12,949 Raise your hand if you like the way it crunches. 288 00:21:12,951 --> 00:21:16,619 Here, at Forever Pet, we offer the splice of life. 289 00:21:16,621 --> 00:21:19,379 Taking your beloved animal's unique DNA 290 00:21:19,382 --> 00:21:21,524 and making an exact replica, 291 00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:24,127 so that you never have to say goodbye again. 292 00:21:24,129 --> 00:21:26,194 - Our patented process... - Hi. 293 00:21:26,196 --> 00:21:29,531 I'm here to see Cynthia Tillman. 294 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:31,934 Bennett. Sorry, Cynthia Bennett. 295 00:21:37,107 --> 00:21:38,340 Howdy. 296 00:21:38,342 --> 00:21:40,409 Howdy yourself. 297 00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:43,445 Got some of your mail at the house. 298 00:21:43,447 --> 00:21:45,314 Damn post office. 299 00:21:45,316 --> 00:21:47,749 Three times I filled out that form. 300 00:21:50,421 --> 00:21:52,921 Naked eye, be honest. 301 00:21:52,923 --> 00:21:55,723 Do these dogs look exactly the same to you? 302 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,165 That one's just a little smaller. 303 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:05,567 Shit. 304 00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:08,670 You want her? 305 00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:11,773 What am I gonna do with a dog? 306 00:22:25,455 --> 00:22:27,121 I see the hat is back. 307 00:22:31,728 --> 00:22:33,928 Didn't have time to comb my hair. 308 00:22:34,697 --> 00:22:37,098 It's okay to admit that you're anxious, Wade. 309 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,333 I'm fine. Just a little squidfall. 310 00:22:39,335 --> 00:22:40,928 Happens all the time. 311 00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:43,871 I was talking about your chief getting murdered. 312 00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:47,408 You want to tell me about the pills? 313 00:22:51,714 --> 00:22:53,947 It's Nostalgia. 314 00:22:55,051 --> 00:22:56,683 Nostalgia? 315 00:22:57,953 --> 00:22:59,620 You sure? 316 00:22:59,622 --> 00:23:01,622 Yeah, I'm sure. 317 00:23:01,624 --> 00:23:03,724 Also sure they outlawed those 318 00:23:03,726 --> 00:23:05,393 'cause it turns out putting memories 319 00:23:05,395 --> 00:23:07,661 into pill form lead to psychosis. 320 00:23:08,563 --> 00:23:10,030 So, I highly recommend you tell 321 00:23:10,032 --> 00:23:11,864 your lady friend not to take them. 322 00:23:13,368 --> 00:23:16,136 I never said I got them from a lady. 323 00:23:19,241 --> 00:23:22,475 Did you get them from a lady? 324 00:23:24,846 --> 00:23:26,579 You have your pick of good women, 325 00:23:26,581 --> 00:23:28,281 so why do you keep getting mixed up with the ones 326 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,650 that are just gonna kick you in the balls? 327 00:23:31,753 --> 00:23:34,887 I picked you. You're a good woman. 328 00:23:34,889 --> 00:23:37,457 And for seven years, I tried to convince you 329 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,125 that I wasn't gonna run off with your clothes 330 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,294 and leave you naked all by yourself. 331 00:23:44,098 --> 00:23:45,197 Uh-huh. 332 00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:50,169 Seven years of bad luck. 333 00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:18,325 My mom was in fucking Brooklyn when it happened, 334 00:24:18,328 --> 00:24:20,865 so she caught the psychic blast full-on. 335 00:24:21,468 --> 00:24:23,935 I mean, full-fucking-on. 336 00:24:24,994 --> 00:24:27,038 You know what it's like to be raised by someone 337 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,475 who's always just waiting for the next big one? 338 00:24:30,477 --> 00:24:32,510 - _ - Squids, man. 339 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,447 Fucking squids. 340 00:24:36,182 --> 00:24:38,182 I read an article. 341 00:24:38,184 --> 00:24:40,218 There's this thing... 342 00:24:41,387 --> 00:24:42,821 genetic trauma. 343 00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:47,325 Basically, if something really bad happens to your parents, 344 00:24:47,327 --> 00:24:49,594 it gets locked into their DNA. 345 00:24:49,596 --> 00:24:51,895 So, when my mom got hit by the blast, 346 00:24:51,897 --> 00:24:54,732 even though I wasn't born until... 347 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:57,434 10 years after 11/2, 348 00:24:58,504 --> 00:25:00,938 it's like I inherited her pain. 349 00:25:09,882 --> 00:25:11,481 Friend of Nemo's? 350 00:25:14,854 --> 00:25:16,453 Welcome aboard. 351 00:25:24,853 --> 00:25:26,485 Anyway, 352 00:25:27,365 --> 00:25:30,499 I keep calling EDS, but I always hang up. 353 00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:32,769 I don't want to end up one of those fucking nutters 354 00:25:32,771 --> 00:25:35,471 with my head wrapped in that magic tin foil. 355 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,441 One day at a time, right? 356 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,747 Just sometimes, it feels like it's never gonna end. 357 00:25:47,652 --> 00:25:49,852 I was where you are. 358 00:25:50,855 --> 00:25:53,622 I thought about that one-eyed fucker all the time 359 00:25:53,624 --> 00:25:55,992 and it terrified me, 360 00:25:55,994 --> 00:25:58,194 but I am no longer afraid. 361 00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:02,498 On 11/2, the Soviet Union 362 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,933 was on the verge of annihilating us, 363 00:26:04,935 --> 00:26:08,770 and we were more than prepared to return the favor. 364 00:26:08,772 --> 00:26:11,707 Then that enormous, tentacled abomination 365 00:26:11,709 --> 00:26:14,443 teleported into New York. 366 00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:19,281 If it hadn't arrived when it did, 367 00:26:19,283 --> 00:26:21,450 we would all be ash. 368 00:26:21,452 --> 00:26:25,020 It united us against a common threat. 369 00:26:26,257 --> 00:26:28,557 Does it ever end? 370 00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:30,792 Of course it does, 371 00:26:30,794 --> 00:26:32,561 because we are all in a tunnel, 372 00:26:32,563 --> 00:26:35,296 and every tunnel ends. 373 00:26:36,433 --> 00:26:38,466 It ends with light. 374 00:26:39,369 --> 00:26:40,968 And if you trust me, 375 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:44,505 I will do my best to show you to it. 376 00:26:45,642 --> 00:26:47,208 Hands. 377 00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:57,252 We know there are other dimensions than this one, 378 00:26:57,254 --> 00:27:00,154 but this is the dimension where we live, 379 00:27:00,156 --> 00:27:02,890 and we will not live in fear. 380 00:27:29,050 --> 00:27:30,884 Good night. 381 00:27:32,688 --> 00:27:34,053 Night. 382 00:27:34,757 --> 00:27:36,543 I don't know if anybody told you, 383 00:27:36,546 --> 00:27:40,304 but we meet on Tuesdays, too. Eight o'clock. 384 00:27:40,307 --> 00:27:41,939 Great. 385 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,938 I don't believe you. 386 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:54,640 Sorry? 387 00:27:54,642 --> 00:27:56,342 There's no light. 388 00:27:56,344 --> 00:27:58,778 You're still in the tunnel. 389 00:28:00,949 --> 00:28:04,117 I bet you're just as batshit as the rest of us. 390 00:28:05,253 --> 00:28:07,854 Bats do shit in tunnels. 391 00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:10,156 Sadly, there's no way to settle that bet 392 00:28:10,158 --> 00:28:14,527 until we can assess your trauma relative to mine. 393 00:28:14,529 --> 00:28:17,830 Maybe you can share when you come back Tuesday. 394 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:21,599 I'm not coming back Tuesday. 395 00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:26,004 Okay. Fair enough. 396 00:28:29,043 --> 00:28:30,508 Follow me. 397 00:28:51,298 --> 00:28:52,964 Of course they hated it. 398 00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:56,334 Can't call a cereal Smiley-O's and not put sugar in it. 399 00:28:56,336 --> 00:28:59,637 All that sugar causes tooth decay, 400 00:28:59,639 --> 00:29:02,440 - hyperactivity, and the big C. - Come on. 401 00:29:02,442 --> 00:29:05,343 We used to eat buckets of sugar and we won Vietnam. 402 00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:08,813 Technically, Dr. Manhattan won Vietnam, 403 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,548 but I concede the point. 404 00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:13,084 So if all the kids say is whether they like the cereal 405 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,687 or hate it, what do they need you for? 406 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:18,256 Focus groups are rife with bullshit. 407 00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:20,358 They need me to determine truth. 408 00:29:21,528 --> 00:29:23,194 You can tell when people are lying? 409 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:25,162 Indeed, I can. 410 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:28,199 There's a skill I could've used two husbands ago. 411 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,833 So, what do you do? 412 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,337 I'm a waitress. 413 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,707 Nah. Try again. 414 00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:38,943 Okay. 415 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,517 I work in foreclosures. 416 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,147 No, ma'am, you do not. 417 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:47,651 I'm a radiologist. 418 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,189 Indeed you are. 419 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:58,896 So, now that we've established 420 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:02,065 our... respective occupations, 421 00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:05,001 should we settle our bet? 422 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:06,437 Our bet? 423 00:30:06,439 --> 00:30:09,072 As to our relative batshitedness. 424 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:12,443 Is that all you want out of me, Wade? 425 00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:13,911 My squid story? 426 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,814 No pressure, but yes. 427 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,049 Well, it's fucking stupid. 428 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:23,253 I mean, you were there on 11/2. 429 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,433 You're gonna be mad when I say it. 430 00:30:26,436 --> 00:30:28,027 I promise I will not. 431 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,464 Pale Horse. 432 00:30:34,767 --> 00:30:37,232 The movie. 433 00:30:37,234 --> 00:30:40,536 Pale Horse. It came out in '92. 434 00:30:40,538 --> 00:30:43,005 Steven Spielberg? 435 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,774 Won, like, a gazillion Oscars? 436 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,543 Right, right. Sure. I haven't seen it. 437 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:49,345 Well, I've seen it a thousand times, 438 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,013 at least that's when I stopped counting. 439 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,409 I know everything about that movie. 440 00:30:53,412 --> 00:30:56,012 It's called Pale Horse because that's the name of the band 441 00:30:56,015 --> 00:30:59,049 that was playing Madison Square Garden when the squid hit. 442 00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:02,245 Anyway... 443 00:31:02,248 --> 00:31:06,159 there's this one scene with this little girl in a red coat. 444 00:31:06,162 --> 00:31:10,003 The movie's black and white, so the red really pops, you know? 445 00:31:10,006 --> 00:31:11,666 Um... 446 00:31:11,668 --> 00:31:15,236 And the girl's stumbling around Herald Square, 447 00:31:15,906 --> 00:31:18,206 walking under the tentacles, 448 00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:20,475 and through all the dead bodies... 449 00:31:22,212 --> 00:31:24,846 and she's scared. 450 00:31:24,848 --> 00:31:27,181 And she's calling out for her mom. 451 00:31:29,686 --> 00:31:31,987 That just really stuck with me, you know? 452 00:31:33,356 --> 00:31:36,124 I mean, I know it's stupid. 453 00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:38,192 Being obsessed with a movie, 454 00:31:38,194 --> 00:31:40,996 but watching it just makes me feel better. 455 00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:45,000 Face your fears thing. 456 00:31:47,537 --> 00:31:49,870 'Cause I'm scared all the time, you know? 457 00:31:52,008 --> 00:31:53,674 I mean... 458 00:31:53,677 --> 00:31:55,744 There's a squidfall, 459 00:31:56,979 --> 00:32:00,114 and people just pull their cars over and turn their wipers on 460 00:32:00,116 --> 00:32:03,851 like aliens aren't falling from the fucking sky? 461 00:32:05,455 --> 00:32:08,689 Why isn't everybody petrified? 462 00:32:11,594 --> 00:32:13,394 The only time I'm not losing my mind 463 00:32:13,396 --> 00:32:15,996 is when I'm watching that film or fucking. 464 00:32:18,201 --> 00:32:19,833 What? 465 00:32:20,736 --> 00:32:22,669 You know, fucking? 466 00:32:29,878 --> 00:32:31,878 And I'm drunk. 467 00:32:32,714 --> 00:32:35,282 I'm gonna call a friend for a ride home. 468 00:32:35,284 --> 00:32:37,117 I can take you home. 469 00:32:37,119 --> 00:32:39,319 You are also drunk. 470 00:32:39,921 --> 00:32:40,954 Cute... 471 00:32:40,956 --> 00:32:42,389 but drunk. 472 00:32:42,391 --> 00:32:44,691 Maybe you should call a friend, too. 473 00:32:47,929 --> 00:32:50,163 I don't have any friends. 474 00:32:58,473 --> 00:33:00,039 No thanks. 475 00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:02,274 I don't partake. 476 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:04,310 It's just tobacco. 477 00:33:04,312 --> 00:33:07,580 A controlled substance nonetheless. 478 00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:11,618 - Where'd you get it? - Why, you gonna call the cops? 479 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:15,221 Used my last quarter calling the cab. 480 00:33:15,824 --> 00:33:18,057 It does smell awful good. 481 00:33:19,094 --> 00:33:21,060 Does it? 482 00:33:34,642 --> 00:33:37,042 You were right. 483 00:33:37,044 --> 00:33:39,612 I'm not out of the tunnel. 484 00:33:39,614 --> 00:33:41,880 At least we're in it together. 485 00:33:48,322 --> 00:33:49,788 There's my ride. 486 00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:55,961 See you Tuesday. 487 00:33:56,631 --> 00:33:58,897 See you Tuesday. 488 00:34:16,516 --> 00:34:17,915 Shit! 489 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:28,793 Dispatch, this is Glass. 490 00:34:28,795 --> 00:34:31,929 Did we ever recover the truck from the guy that shot Sutton? 491 00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:34,299 Please repeat that. 492 00:34:34,301 --> 00:34:36,501 The truck, the lettuce truck, 493 00:34:36,503 --> 00:34:38,468 the goddamn Kavalry was driving. 494 00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:40,404 Did we ever recover it? 495 00:34:40,406 --> 00:34:42,840 That's a negative. Why? 496 00:34:42,842 --> 00:34:44,374 Call you back. 497 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:11,535 Way to go, dummy. You sure can pick 'em. 498 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,907 Another kick in the balls coming up. 499 00:35:28,153 --> 00:35:30,053 Dispatch, this is Glass. 500 00:35:30,055 --> 00:35:33,422 I have positively ID'd 7K suspects. 501 00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:34,590 Requesting backup. 502 00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:36,826 I'm at that abandoned department store 503 00:35:36,828 --> 00:35:39,162 out on Rural Route 9, do you copy? 504 00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:41,998 Copy that. We're on our way. 505 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,348 I heard it come out over here! 506 00:37:12,026 --> 00:37:13,693 The church! 507 00:37:14,457 --> 00:37:17,257 Forty degrees south, southwest. 508 00:37:57,832 --> 00:38:00,032 - Wade! - Nobody move! 509 00:38:00,034 --> 00:38:02,034 Hey, he's here! 510 00:38:02,036 --> 00:38:04,370 Tulsa Police! Everybody, down on the ground. 511 00:38:04,372 --> 00:38:06,538 You! Turn that fucking thing off. 512 00:38:09,210 --> 00:38:11,576 Just be cool, okay? 513 00:38:11,578 --> 00:38:13,779 Are you opening portals? Are you?! 514 00:38:13,781 --> 00:38:15,414 Let's just talk about this. 515 00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:17,582 Answer me or I will shoot! 516 00:38:17,584 --> 00:38:19,184 What the hell is going on here?! 517 00:38:19,186 --> 00:38:20,886 What's going on here Wade is that 518 00:38:20,888 --> 00:38:23,289 I went to a lot of trouble to bring you in. 519 00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:26,525 We even rigged the lettuce to fall off the damn truck. 520 00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:28,027 But if you're just gonna keep yelling, 521 00:38:28,029 --> 00:38:31,096 I'm not gonna be able to tell you why. 522 00:38:31,098 --> 00:38:33,966 Can you lower the gun, please? 523 00:38:42,742 --> 00:38:45,476 Blanks, Wade. Just to be safe. 524 00:38:48,213 --> 00:38:50,513 Oh, and that was us on your walkie, too. 525 00:38:50,516 --> 00:38:52,683 We boosted your signal. 526 00:38:52,685 --> 00:38:54,218 What is this? 527 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:58,389 This is the only way to show you the truth, Wade. 528 00:39:48,474 --> 00:39:51,141 I really am a radiologist. 529 00:40:06,091 --> 00:40:07,524 Reflectatine, huh? 530 00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:09,826 You put that in all your hats? 531 00:40:15,299 --> 00:40:19,068 Gotta protect the gray matter from psychic blasts, man. 532 00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:21,337 I hear that stuff does the trick. 533 00:40:22,841 --> 00:40:25,041 Is that why you made your mask out of it? 534 00:40:25,944 --> 00:40:28,177 The one you wear to work? 535 00:40:29,347 --> 00:40:31,648 I know who you are, Looking Glass. 536 00:40:32,684 --> 00:40:36,019 Are you even trying to disguise your voice, Senator? 537 00:40:37,923 --> 00:40:40,456 Shit, am I still wearing my mask? 538 00:40:40,458 --> 00:40:42,358 Sorry. 539 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,527 That is just incredibly rude. 540 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,896 This is just for them. 541 00:40:46,898 --> 00:40:49,665 - You're gonna kill me. - What? 542 00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:53,068 Wade, buddy, why would I kill you? 543 00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:55,103 You're a cop killer. 544 00:40:55,105 --> 00:40:56,939 You mean the White Night? 545 00:40:56,941 --> 00:40:59,174 Come on. 546 00:40:59,176 --> 00:41:01,043 I'm not a murderer. 547 00:41:01,045 --> 00:41:02,578 I'm a politician. 548 00:41:03,246 --> 00:41:06,314 I came down here and assumed leadership of these idiots 549 00:41:06,316 --> 00:41:08,917 to prevent that shit from happening again. 550 00:41:08,919 --> 00:41:12,054 And my buddy Judd did the same as chief of police. 551 00:41:12,923 --> 00:41:14,923 Each of us managing our respective team 552 00:41:14,925 --> 00:41:17,593 so that we could maintain the peace. 553 00:41:17,595 --> 00:41:19,828 That's not true. 554 00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:21,463 Is anything true, Wade? 555 00:41:26,235 --> 00:41:27,835 Lord Jesus! 556 00:41:28,437 --> 00:41:31,271 But you don't really care about any of this 557 00:41:31,273 --> 00:41:33,307 'cause all you really care about is what you saw us 558 00:41:33,309 --> 00:41:35,776 throwing those basketballs into. 559 00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:37,044 You know what it was? 560 00:41:37,046 --> 00:41:40,982 It was a CX-924 teleportation window. 561 00:41:41,718 --> 00:41:43,651 Just like the one they were playing around with 562 00:41:43,653 --> 00:41:46,153 at the Institute for Transdimensional Studies 563 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:48,288 in Herald Square on 11/2. 564 00:41:48,290 --> 00:41:50,290 That is correct. 565 00:41:51,494 --> 00:41:53,894 You want to guess what that bad boy is for? 566 00:41:54,998 --> 00:41:57,797 You're gonna open up a portal in Tulsa. 567 00:41:59,467 --> 00:42:01,501 Drop another squid on us. 568 00:42:01,503 --> 00:42:03,069 Come on. 569 00:42:03,071 --> 00:42:05,839 Where's the originality in that? No. 570 00:42:06,842 --> 00:42:08,942 No, we're gonna do something new. 571 00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:11,924 Wade. 572 00:42:14,249 --> 00:42:16,482 I'm gonna show you something, 573 00:42:17,185 --> 00:42:19,485 and after you see it, 574 00:42:19,487 --> 00:42:21,063 you're gonna walk out of here 575 00:42:21,066 --> 00:42:22,989 and you're never gonna be afraid 576 00:42:22,991 --> 00:42:26,259 of big teleporting aliens ever again. 577 00:42:27,195 --> 00:42:29,362 Because I'm gonna set you free. 578 00:42:30,132 --> 00:42:31,597 In return, 579 00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:33,299 I'm gonna ask you to do me a favor. 580 00:42:33,934 --> 00:42:36,135 Call it a squid pro quo. 581 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:39,705 This Angela Abar? 582 00:42:41,075 --> 00:42:44,443 She either killed Judd Crawford or she knows who did. 583 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,446 Either way, she threatens to disrupt 584 00:42:47,448 --> 00:42:50,183 the aforementioned peace. 585 00:42:50,185 --> 00:42:52,652 I know Agent Blake already suspects her, 586 00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:55,954 so how about you just help that along? 587 00:42:55,956 --> 00:42:58,023 Angela trusts you. 588 00:42:58,626 --> 00:43:00,493 Serve her up, and that way, 589 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:03,429 I don't have to ask these racist Okies to go to her house 590 00:43:03,431 --> 00:43:07,232 and kill her and her entire fucking family. 591 00:43:07,234 --> 00:43:09,668 I just need to get her off the board for a couple days 592 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,838 while I wrap things up. 593 00:43:11,841 --> 00:43:13,774 Your call, Wade. 594 00:43:14,575 --> 00:43:16,808 Either way works for me. 595 00:43:19,111 --> 00:43:20,777 All right. 596 00:43:26,186 --> 00:43:29,020 Couple weeks after I was elected senator 597 00:43:29,022 --> 00:43:30,922 of the great state of Oklahoma, 598 00:43:30,924 --> 00:43:32,857 I was appointed to the Appropriations Committee, 599 00:43:32,859 --> 00:43:34,859 which sucked because I wanted something sexy, 600 00:43:34,861 --> 00:43:37,962 like Intelligence or Judiciary, but you get what you get. 601 00:43:37,964 --> 00:43:40,031 You don't get upset, so I accepted. 602 00:43:40,033 --> 00:43:43,067 In my very first day, they brought me into a little room, 603 00:43:43,069 --> 00:43:46,137 and they showed me what I'm about to show you. 604 00:43:46,139 --> 00:43:48,940 Took me a couple years to pirate a copy for myself. 605 00:43:54,447 --> 00:43:55,747 So, Wade, 606 00:43:55,749 --> 00:43:57,949 you can tell your cop buddies I'm running the Kavalry 607 00:43:57,951 --> 00:44:00,384 and then I'll convince them all you're crazy, 608 00:44:00,386 --> 00:44:03,520 which will not be difficult given your secret shiny hats. 609 00:44:06,259 --> 00:44:08,459 Or you can press play, 610 00:44:09,495 --> 00:44:11,695 and finally be free. 611 00:44:14,734 --> 00:44:17,468 I leave it entirely in your hands. 612 00:44:43,696 --> 00:44:47,577 Hello, Robert. Adrian Veidt here. 613 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:50,901 Assuming my instructions have been followed to the letter, 614 00:44:50,903 --> 00:44:54,537 today is January 21st, 1993, 615 00:44:54,539 --> 00:44:58,541 and you were just inaugurated. 616 00:44:58,543 --> 00:45:01,243 Allow me to be amongst the very first to say 617 00:45:01,245 --> 00:45:04,947 congratulations, President Redford. 618 00:45:06,217 --> 00:45:09,519 Sir, I am recording this message on 619 00:45:09,521 --> 00:45:12,154 November 1st, 1985, 620 00:45:12,156 --> 00:45:15,325 seven years in your past. 621 00:45:15,327 --> 00:45:18,294 How I could predict that you would be elected president 622 00:45:18,296 --> 00:45:21,030 with such incredible accuracy? 623 00:45:21,733 --> 00:45:24,367 Because I didn't predict it. 624 00:45:24,369 --> 00:45:25,835 I planned it. 625 00:45:27,204 --> 00:45:30,205 Here, in '85, 626 00:45:30,207 --> 00:45:32,708 the end is nigh. 627 00:45:32,710 --> 00:45:35,009 Nuclear holocaust between the United States 628 00:45:35,011 --> 00:45:37,312 and Russia is imminent. 629 00:45:37,314 --> 00:45:39,681 Fortunately, I planned for this, too. 630 00:45:39,683 --> 00:45:43,184 And the only way to stave off mankind's extinction 631 00:45:43,186 --> 00:45:47,556 is with a weapon more powerful than any atomic device. 632 00:45:47,558 --> 00:45:50,692 That weapon is fear, 633 00:45:50,694 --> 00:45:53,829 and I, Mr. President, 634 00:45:53,831 --> 00:45:55,464 am its architect. 635 00:45:56,367 --> 00:45:58,667 In 24 hours time, 636 00:45:58,669 --> 00:46:01,669 that's seven years ago for you, 637 00:46:01,671 --> 00:46:05,806 an extra-dimensional monster will materialize in Manhattan, 638 00:46:05,808 --> 00:46:08,175 unleashing a psychic blast that kills 639 00:46:08,177 --> 00:46:10,277 half the city's population, 640 00:46:10,279 --> 00:46:13,313 and traumatizes millions more. 641 00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:15,716 Yet the monster will not have come 642 00:46:15,718 --> 00:46:18,218 from another dimension at all. 643 00:46:18,221 --> 00:46:20,487 It will have come from me. 644 00:46:22,392 --> 00:46:24,358 A hoax, Mr. President. 645 00:46:26,729 --> 00:46:30,531 An elaborate, meticulously engineered hoax 646 00:46:30,533 --> 00:46:33,567 to save the world. 647 00:46:33,569 --> 00:46:36,036 Now, the hard part. What's next. 648 00:46:36,038 --> 00:46:37,771 The transition won't start immediately. 649 00:46:37,773 --> 00:46:40,040 The world will need time to heal, 650 00:46:40,042 --> 00:46:43,710 and, of course, I'll have to maintain the peace 651 00:46:43,712 --> 00:46:46,546 with additional small-scale extra-dimensional events. 652 00:46:46,548 --> 00:46:49,449 But now, I am sure as you watch this, 653 00:46:49,451 --> 00:46:52,419 mankind is ready for change. 654 00:46:53,022 --> 00:46:55,289 I envision a stronger, 655 00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:58,258 loving world committed to caring for the weak, 656 00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:00,794 reversing environmental ruin, 657 00:47:00,796 --> 00:47:03,630 and cultivating true equality. 658 00:47:03,632 --> 00:47:06,066 I know you share these values. 659 00:47:06,068 --> 00:47:09,069 That's why I'll do all I can, 660 00:47:09,071 --> 00:47:11,237 and why I did all I could, 661 00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,105 to get you elected. 662 00:47:13,107 --> 00:47:15,641 But this will only work 663 00:47:15,643 --> 00:47:20,012 if you willingly become my partner, Mr. President. 664 00:47:20,014 --> 00:47:23,816 My partner in building a utopia. 665 00:47:25,086 --> 00:47:26,285 But first, 666 00:47:26,287 --> 00:47:28,787 I'll need to earn your trust, and you, 667 00:47:28,789 --> 00:47:31,257 undoubtedly, have questions. 668 00:47:31,259 --> 00:47:34,593 If you'll indulge me for the next few hours, 669 00:47:35,629 --> 00:47:38,664 I think I have some answers. So, 670 00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:40,799 let's dive in, shall we? 671 00:47:52,613 --> 00:47:55,848 Chop-chop, everyone! Come on! Time is of the essence! 672 00:47:55,850 --> 00:47:58,116 Where's the... Oh, there we are. 673 00:48:00,497 --> 00:48:02,687 That's good. Yep. 674 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,840 Ready, Mr. Philips? 675 00:48:22,842 --> 00:48:25,010 Safe travels, Master. 676 00:48:25,012 --> 00:48:28,046 Three, two, 677 00:48:28,048 --> 00:48:29,280 one! 678 00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:31,433 Aha. 679 00:50:31,435 --> 00:50:33,602 There you are. 680 00:50:37,907 --> 00:50:40,308 - _ - I did it! 681 00:50:40,345 --> 00:50:42,810 I did it! 682 00:50:42,812 --> 00:50:44,846 Whoa! 683 00:51:14,410 --> 00:51:17,144 Was I not clear in my letter? 684 00:51:18,914 --> 00:51:20,581 I warned you. 685 00:51:20,583 --> 00:51:24,185 Time and time and time again. 686 00:51:24,187 --> 00:51:26,686 Yet you continue to defy the laws 687 00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:29,255 of this land and those of us who serve it. 688 00:51:29,257 --> 00:51:32,559 And what do you serve, you wrinkled, piteous 689 00:51:32,561 --> 00:51:34,988 husk of a man? 690 00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:37,163 You serve only yourself! 691 00:51:38,433 --> 00:51:41,367 And for that, you must bare the consequence. 692 00:51:53,081 --> 00:51:55,381 Master Adrian Veidt, 693 00:51:55,383 --> 00:51:59,017 by the power vested in me as warden of these lands, 694 00:51:59,019 --> 00:52:01,220 I place you under arrest. 695 00:52:01,888 --> 00:52:03,888 May God have mercy on your soul. 696 00:52:03,890 --> 00:52:05,691 God? 697 00:52:06,493 --> 00:52:09,094 Your God's abandoned you! 698 00:52:09,096 --> 00:52:11,863 Why wouldn't he? You're pathetic! 699 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:14,366 Every one of you! 700 00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:21,039 Alas, Master Veidt is correct. 701 00:52:21,041 --> 00:52:23,908 Our God has left us, 702 00:52:23,910 --> 00:52:26,945 and it is unlikely he'll return. 703 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:31,350 No mercy it is. 704 00:52:34,487 --> 00:52:36,420 Take a minute. 705 00:52:36,422 --> 00:52:39,490 Soak it in before you say anything, 706 00:52:39,492 --> 00:52:41,919 and just tell us... 707 00:52:41,922 --> 00:52:44,729 ...in your own words what Mercy smells like to you. 708 00:53:22,067 --> 00:53:25,803 Bullshit. Hooded Justice was around in '40s. 709 00:53:25,805 --> 00:53:29,239 Dr. Manhattan didn't exist till 1960. 710 00:53:29,241 --> 00:53:31,708 So what? He could time travel. 711 00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:34,377 He cannot fucking time travel. 712 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:36,613 I've watched every episode, man, 713 00:53:36,615 --> 00:53:40,450 and I'm telling you, Hooded Justice is Dr. Manhattan. 714 00:53:49,928 --> 00:53:51,260 Yeah? 715 00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:53,029 Well? 716 00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:56,933 Well, what? 717 00:53:56,935 --> 00:53:59,001 Do you have the pills? 718 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:01,537 Is anything true? 719 00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:03,306 What are you talking about, man? 720 00:54:03,308 --> 00:54:05,141 Just tell me. 721 00:54:05,143 --> 00:54:07,009 Is anything true? 722 00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:18,519 Better stop playing around. 723 00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:26,494 Nostalgia. 724 00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:36,171 These are memories. 725 00:54:36,173 --> 00:54:38,240 Whose memories? 726 00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:50,752 I want to help. 727 00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,805 They're my grandfather's. 728 00:55:11,908 --> 00:55:15,042 He was at the tree. He said he killed Crawford, 729 00:55:15,044 --> 00:55:17,211 but he's 100 years old. 730 00:55:17,213 --> 00:55:19,414 It's not possible. 731 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,843 So, I covered it up. 732 00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:36,963 I'm sorry. 733 00:55:37,999 --> 00:55:39,800 Sorry for what? 734 00:55:40,381 --> 00:55:42,469 Hands! 735 00:55:42,471 --> 00:55:44,070 Hands! Show me your hands! 736 00:55:44,072 --> 00:55:45,505 Do not fucking move! 737 00:55:47,709 --> 00:55:49,142 I had to, Angela. 738 00:55:49,144 --> 00:55:51,717 - What did you fucking do? - Fucking cuff her. 739 00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:53,246 I said cuff her, now. 740 00:55:53,248 --> 00:55:54,481 Now! 741 00:55:56,518 --> 00:55:58,852 Get the fuck off me! 742 00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:10,142 Why? 743 01:00:29,452 --> 01:00:30,786 Angela, you're not supposed 744 01:00:30,789 --> 01:00:32,989 to take someone else's nostalgia. 745 01:00:32,992 --> 01:00:35,442 That's very bad. 746 01:00:37,028 --> 01:00:40,247 Is it starting? Is it starting? 747 01:00:41,911 --> 01:00:43,794 Angela, you may be confused as 748 01:00:43,797 --> 01:00:45,569 to who you are right now. 749 01:00:45,572 --> 01:00:48,197 You are an angry man, William Reeves. 750 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,684 I'm not angry. 751 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:56,419 I'm your husband, Calvin. We have three children. 752 01:01:00,922 --> 01:01:03,689 You don't know what's really happening here. 753 01:01:03,692 --> 01:01:06,260 Angela. 754 01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:09,931 You need to come home. You need to wake up.