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Seriously?

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Do you have anything to drink?
There's nothing in the kitchen.

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- Did you buy any?
- Come on, Cat, I'm entertaining.

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God.
What have you brought home?

5
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You'll like him.
He's Scottish.

6
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Why would I like someone Scottish?

7
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You like Pokemon.

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Pokemon's not Scottish.

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Isn't it?
I always thought, you know, like...

10
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'Whose, mon!'

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- Pokemon.
- See?

12
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Sounds like someone
having a go at you in Glasgow.

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- It's Japanese.
- He's not Japanese.

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Who's not Japanese?

15
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You're not. Cat fancies Japanese men
and she wanted you to be Japanese.

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Cat, Jude.
Jude, beer.

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You're so drunk.

18
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You're getting eaten by a zombie.

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Oh, here she is.

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- Enjoy yourself last night?
- It was just a couple of drinks.

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- That why you missed your shift?
- Why aren't we moving?

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- Don't change the subject.
- No, the subject was moving,

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- and why are we aren't?
- Relax!

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Engine was getting hot,
I'm just giving her a breather.

25
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Which is more than I can say for Sunny.

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God.

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I think I might've snogged him.

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Well, great! The ice queen thaws.
This is a good thing.

29
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No, this is an apocalypse.

30
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Women who have sex
always die in horror movies.

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Jennifer Tilly, Bride Of Chucky,
Janine Taylor from Friday The 13th.

32
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Oh, God, Linnea Quigley,
Return Of The Living Dead.

33
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She was eaten by old men.

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Old men, Jo.

35
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It was just a snog.
What's the worst that can happen?

36
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Was that just a snog?

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- Why won't you give it up?
- I know. He's obsessed with me.

38
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I think you should accept
some responsibility

39
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for your own stalker,
who is now our stalker.

40
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Oh, well, that's very nice, isn't it?

41
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All I do is put everyone else first.

42
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All you do is create mess
that I have to clean up.

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I step lightly on the Earth.

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I have done stuff...

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in the past!

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Like last night, some of us were working,

47
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while you were drinking and snogging
your way around this boat.

48
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So I'm gonna get some sleep.

49
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And, you...

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get over me!

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Subtitles by explosiveskull
Sync and corrections: minouhse

52
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How can I get more experience
if I don't have a go?

53
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You can have a go.

54
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Let's just wait for a straight stretch.

55
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- You don't trust my driving.
- Course I do.

56
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Should you even be driving?

57
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Didn't hear you get much sleep last night.
Cat, eh?

58
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Shut up, man.

59
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Just don't do what you normally do.

60
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It's a small boat,
we've all got to live on it.

61
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- What do I normally do?
- Panic. And push them away.

62
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Thank you, Love Doctor.
I'm not actually looking for advice.

63
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Love is like dew that falls
on both nettles and lilies.

64
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I'm really far too hungover for this shit.

65
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One stings and makes you want to run away,

66
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the other smells nice
and makes your life better.

67
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Cat's the lily in this scenario.

68
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- Be nice to the lily.
- I feel rough.

69
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Nice top.

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I actually found it on Rakuten,
it's like Japanese eBay.

71
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The guy who shipped it
actually lived in Akihabara,

72
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the electric city, home of otaku.

73
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Smells like rotting flesh.

74
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I know.

75
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Guys, we have a problem.

76
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You don't even know
how to start a boat like that.

77
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I can drive that boat, can't I?

78
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- Me too.
- Only cos I taught you.

79
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Oh, right, you have to do everything for me,
I remember.

80
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- You know I didn't mean it like that.
- I could reverse us.

81
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London is that way.

82
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Hurry up! Jo's boyfriend's here!

83
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Stop calling him that!

84
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- Is he getting quicker?
- Just super keen, maybe.

85
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- It might need petrol!
- I know!

86
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Kill switch, kill switch...
What the holy fuck is a kill switch?

87
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- Hurry up!
- It's the tow cow.

88
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Oh, my God, Cat,
I swear, if you don't shut up...

89
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What?
Your attention span is short, that's all.

90
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I forgot it was the end of the world

91
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and I didn't get this engine started
cos I wasn't concentrating!

92
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I'm coming to help.

93
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- What did I tell you?
- Nice one.

94
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Okay Jo, jump across
and we'll ditch the cruiser.

95
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I'm not ditching it.

96
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Two boats are a liability.

97
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You're sick of cleaning up my mess,
well, I've got my own place now.

98
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Okay, no, seriously, come back.

99
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- I need my own space.
- It's too dangerous.

100
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- It's fine! I'll stay with her.
- This is my boat.

101
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We can share the driving.

102
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Please? Don't leave me with
the new couple in the double bed.

103
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Fair enough.

104
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I never thought I'd be on one of these.

105
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We're like edgy art students,

106
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or an old married couple.

107
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Not that we're old, obviously.

108
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Or married.

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- You oaky?
- Yeah. Yeah, absolutely fine.

110
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Why don't I take over?

111
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- I don't want you throwing up on me.
- Charming.

112
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Yeah, actually, that might be
a good idea, a little lie down.

113
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Why has the engine stopped?

114
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Oh, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.

115
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- We've run out of diesel.
- Didn't anybody check?

116
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- Did you?
- I just presumed...

117
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We should have had enough fuel to
take us to the next fuelling barge.

118
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We'll be all right.

119
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Ah, right, really, Sunny?
We'll be all right?

120
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We've just ran out of diesel.

121
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How is this my fault?

122
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Because I feel sick, that's how!

123
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Oh, and that's relevant because?

124
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Because you thought it would be funny
to play beer pong with tequila.

125
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Yeah, well, it was pretty funny, actually.

126
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- And it was your idea.
- Hey, Cat! Need a tow?

127
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Isn't it lucky we have two boats?

128
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- Is that it?
- It looks deserted.

129
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They're right behind us,
let's make it quick.

130
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Hello there.

131
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Fill her up?

132
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Yeah, yeah, sure.

133
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No back-up, eh?

134
00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:16,327
You should always carry some spare fuel.

135
00:08:16,406 --> 00:08:18,899
The gauges are terrible
on these narrow boats,

136
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I can't tell you the amount
of people who get caught out.

137
00:08:21,939 --> 00:08:23,563
Erm, Cat?

138
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Can you lead your stalker away, please?

139
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Hey, Jude!

140
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Oh, what rotten weather we're having.

141
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I mean, say what you like
about global warming,

142
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but the English summer
is still a fickle bugger.

143
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Yeah, isn't it just?

144
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That gilet looks very warm.
Where'd you get it?

145
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You do know what's happening, right?

146
00:08:56,447 --> 00:08:59,197
Well, I did hear on my radio
that we're the epicentre

147
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of an apparent zombie plague

148
00:09:00,863 --> 00:09:03,579
that started in the Five Bells pub
on Gass Street.

149
00:09:03,645 --> 00:09:04,645
Five Bells?

150
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,926
Turns out the government's mobilised
the first armoured division,

151
00:09:07,992 --> 00:09:10,822
but they are struggling to contain it.

152
00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:12,469
That what you mean?

153
00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:15,672
Yeah.

154
00:09:16,706 --> 00:09:18,890
Yeah, it's a terrible thing.

155
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Still, life goes on.

156
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Come on, keep up.

157
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- I love this boat!
- Yeah!

158
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God, the freedom.

159
00:09:41,673 --> 00:09:44,761
This is what life's about.
Mistress of your own destiny.

160
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- Let's have a go.
- And the best thing, no Cat.

161
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- Well, until we go back.
- Miss Judgey McJudgeface.

162
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At least I act my age.

163
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She's a disapproving grandmother
in the body of a YouTube gamer.

164
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Nightmare.
I could take over if you like.

165
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She makes me clean the shower.

166
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We should just stay on this boat
and go to London by ourselves.

167
00:10:01,788 --> 00:10:04,218
- What, alone?
- Not alone alone, obviously.

168
00:10:04,284 --> 00:10:07,203
Together alone.
With them, but away from them.

169
00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:09,559
- Like a convoy.
- Convoy, exactly. Right.

170
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:13,142
Only there's no toilets, no bed,
and a weird smell of fish in the cabin.

171
00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,797
Come on, Amar.
The world's ending.

172
00:10:15,863 --> 00:10:17,739
We are finally free to do whatever we want.

173
00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:20,099
- I want to drive.
- Soon, my friend.

174
00:10:21,362 --> 00:10:22,562
Soon.

175
00:10:30,159 --> 00:10:33,159
So cash or card?

176
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:40,794
Only the machine's down,
obviously, so if you have the cash,

177
00:10:40,863 --> 00:10:42,224
that'd be brilliant.

178
00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:44,806
- Good one, man.
- Yeah, we don't have any money.

179
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,871
What, do you think I should
just give you the diesel?

180
00:10:47,937 --> 00:10:49,480
It's an apocalypse.

181
00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:53,214
It's a fucking business, is what it is.

182
00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,696
But money doesn't mean
anything anymore,

183
00:10:55,761 --> 00:10:57,721
we're back in the dark ages,

184
00:10:57,808 --> 00:11:00,295
presumably with some sort
of medieval barter system.

185
00:11:00,361 --> 00:11:03,654
I don't know what planet you're living
on, bab, but on this one...

186
00:11:04,136 --> 00:11:05,529
you pay what you owe.

187
00:11:05,594 --> 00:11:07,646
Fuck me, a shot gun?
Who has a shot gun?

188
00:11:07,712 --> 00:11:09,971
- This is England.
- I have a certificate.

189
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,429
Some of us prepared.

190
00:11:11,495 --> 00:11:13,017
- For zombies?
- Why not?

191
00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:15,948
Climate change, religion, bloody Europe,

192
00:11:16,013 --> 00:11:17,436
something was bound to crack.

193
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,726
We can talk about this, Lawrence,
how about a credit note?

194
00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:21,992
An IOU?

195
00:11:22,552 --> 00:11:25,983
What do I look like?
The tooth fairy?

196
00:11:34,441 --> 00:11:36,527
Well done, genius.
I hope you're happy.

197
00:11:38,803 --> 00:11:41,268
I can't believe you told him
my sister has money.

198
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,727
- My sister never has money.
- Buying time.

199
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:48,104
- He was pointing his gun right at me.
- Yeah, it's probably not loaded.

200
00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:49,699
You don't know that.

201
00:11:57,927 --> 00:12:02,145
So last night's, er, fuzzy.

202
00:12:02,211 --> 00:12:05,474
Did, erm, did anything, you know?

203
00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,594
You don't know?

204
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,149
Well, I think I know,
but I want to know if you know.

205
00:12:11,215 --> 00:12:13,895
No.
I mean, I think I know.

206
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,597
No, I know.

207
00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:18,991
It shouldn't have happened.

208
00:12:20,512 --> 00:12:23,330
- We've only just met.
- And you're absolutely not my type.

209
00:12:24,675 --> 00:12:26,921
Absolutely not your type?

210
00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:30,935
Blunt insensitivity
is your most attractive feature.

211
00:12:30,977 --> 00:12:32,452
And sarcasm is yours.

212
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:35,681
That and your utter inability
to get off your arse.

213
00:12:35,747 --> 00:12:37,590
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Well, no offence,

214
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:40,068
but you are the laziest man I've ever met.

215
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,872
I mean, it's the end of the world
and you've barely lifted a finger.

216
00:12:42,937 --> 00:12:45,302
I'm so sorry I don't follow
the great master plan

217
00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:47,808
to your exact microscopic letter.

218
00:12:48,128 --> 00:12:50,094
You're the most anal person I've ever met.

219
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,193
I'm not anal, I just like things done right.

220
00:12:52,258 --> 00:12:53,906
That's the definition of anal.

221
00:12:53,971 --> 00:12:56,077
- So are you.
- That makes no sense!

222
00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:07,793
- This is the life, isn't it?
- Totally.

223
00:13:10,292 --> 00:13:11,492
Careful!

224
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:19,305
Just looks closer your side.
This steering is very touchy.

225
00:13:19,371 --> 00:13:21,875
- I don't mind having a go.
- I'm fine

226
00:13:21,941 --> 00:13:23,941
Yeah, but your driving's a bit...

227
00:13:24,613 --> 00:13:27,495
Well, you know, it's a new skill for you.

228
00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:29,361
You think you can do better?

229
00:13:29,713 --> 00:13:31,986
We are a bit vulnerable on our own, is all.

230
00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:34,503
You're kind of a negative person,
aren't you, Amar?

231
00:13:37,615 --> 00:13:38,984
Not to be negative,

232
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:41,050
but I think we should check for leaks.

233
00:13:51,535 --> 00:13:52,735
Right.

234
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,793
- What are you doing?
- Getting off my arse.

235
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:00,228
Hello?

236
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:02,555
Oh, what?

237
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,728
Just wondering what
you're going to do with the money.

238
00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,102
When you get it.

239
00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:08,522
None of your business.

240
00:14:08,588 --> 00:14:10,265
Only, there's nowhere to spend it.

241
00:14:10,748 --> 00:14:12,728
We've just been to the supermarket.

242
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:15,066
The only currency's not getting eaten.

243
00:14:15,663 --> 00:14:20,327
Then it strikes me that real goods,
like, for example, diesel,

244
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,008
are even more important.

245
00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:25,198
Point well made.
Price just went up 50%.

246
00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:27,641
Well done.

247
00:14:28,456 --> 00:14:30,030
What you saving up for?

248
00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:35,792
Retirement. Porsche Boxster, Thai bride,
make your own prejudiced guess.

249
00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:37,849
What were you going to do when you retired?

250
00:14:37,915 --> 00:14:39,585
All of the above.

251
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,914
I'd like to live in a beach hut.

252
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,793
- Do as little as possible.
- No change there, then.

253
00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:47,761
I'd tour the canals.

254
00:14:49,074 --> 00:14:53,150
Yeah? Well, you've got a boat
and all the diesel in the world.

255
00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:54,976
What do you need the money for?

256
00:14:58,761 --> 00:15:00,048
You're still there?

257
00:15:00,739 --> 00:15:01,939
You okay?

258
00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:04,728
Oh, sorry, did you want me to roll over

259
00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:07,812
and tell you how, "I see the truth now"?

260
00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:12,557
Because that pause was me wondering
how someone as stupid as you

261
00:15:12,623 --> 00:15:14,599
could think I was that stupid.

262
00:15:19,691 --> 00:15:21,371
And I'm back on my arse.

263
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:25,897
At least you tried.

264
00:15:32,383 --> 00:15:34,492
Don't flood it.
Again.

265
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,153
I know what I'm doing!

266
00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:40,632
Just give it a minute.

267
00:15:50,402 --> 00:15:51,795
He's back!

268
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:53,423
That guy is fast.

269
00:15:53,488 --> 00:15:55,169
He's got a lot of lean muscle.

270
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:00,637
What is up with him?

271
00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:06,055
Jude?

272
00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:13,947
Oh, shit, we have to get out of here.

273
00:16:14,013 --> 00:16:15,548
How exactly do we get out of here?

274
00:16:15,613 --> 00:16:17,331
Engine's dead, we're taking on water,

275
00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:19,509
and your boyfriend's mates
will be over in a bit for dinner!

276
00:16:19,575 --> 00:16:21,089
Will people stop calling him that?

277
00:16:21,155 --> 00:16:22,801
He's just a zombie like the rest of them.

278
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:25,052
- He's different, Jo.
- He's not different!

279
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,444
They can't swim, right?

280
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,684
Good riddance.
Honestly, sleep with a guy one time...

281
00:16:50,019 --> 00:16:51,219
Get off!

282
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:56,972
You'd best get out here.

283
00:17:05,573 --> 00:17:06,803
Jo!

284
00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:10,439
Cat!
Cat, help!

285
00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:11,915
Pull her in, pull her in.

286
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:14,620
Why won't you stop?!

287
00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:16,852
Come on!

288
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:28,279
What are you doing?!

289
00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:30,715
Gonna say goodbye to an old flame.

290
00:17:32,062 --> 00:17:33,396
That's a good line.

291
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:37,001
Health and safety exists
for a reason, you know!

292
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:41,987
- Who's got a match?
- I'm adding all this to your bill!

293
00:17:46,573 --> 00:17:48,227
You're dumped.

294
00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:54,285
- Where's the flames?
- It's diesel, love.

295
00:17:54,351 --> 00:17:56,671
It's not all bangs and whooshes, you know.

296
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:01,883
Oh, fuck!

297
00:18:13,027 --> 00:18:14,673
- May I?
- No!

298
00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,838
Okay, it was loaded.

299
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,260
Oh, you pillocks.

300
00:18:38,731 --> 00:18:40,251
Get off!
Get off!

301
00:18:42,675 --> 00:18:43,961
Back to mine!

302
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,304
Give me that.

303
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,960
You drive.

304
00:19:01,613 --> 00:19:03,510
Why won't he just die?

305
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,698
It's over, Jude.
Take a hint!

306
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,003
- You blew up my boat.
- Oh, come on, Lawrence,

307
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:41,781
give us a break, we're...
We're just surviving.

308
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,529
We're all human, we should be pulling
together, not exploiting one another.

309
00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:49,051
That's just a fancy way of saying
you're still trying to rip me off.

310
00:19:49,117 --> 00:19:51,762
Now, does she have my money or not?

311
00:19:52,393 --> 00:19:55,258
I've been contactless since 2017.

312
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,559
And we're in this together.

313
00:19:57,016 --> 00:20:00,130
Yeah, you shoot me,
you have to shoot all of us.

314
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,198
Fine by me.

315
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,195
I've got your money.

316
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:06,976
She's yours.

317
00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,126
- Take the boat.
- What's the catch?

318
00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:12,345
No catch.
Goes like a dream. Right, guys?

319
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,519
Well, she is unsinkable.

320
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,022
And the gilet.

321
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:42,351
I'm so good at driving boats.
Wind in my hair. I'm built for it.

322
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,901
Like a much, much younger Daniel Craig.

323
00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,727
- You okay?
- Yeah. Just, you know.

324
00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:50,793
- Hey.
- I'll just...

325
00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:56,002
How's the jacket?

326
00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:58,366
Surprisingly comfortable.
Smells of lavender.

327
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,840
- Really?
- No.

328
00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:04,039
- You know, it was only a kiss.
- Several kisses.

329
00:21:04,105 --> 00:21:05,478
- Several kisses.
- And a bit of...

330
00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:08,699
Yeah, nothing two friends
can't put behind them.

331
00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:10,993
Yeah.

332
00:21:11,714 --> 00:21:13,793
- Friends?
- Yeah.

333
00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:18,137
You smell like toes.

334
00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:20,306
Yeah.

335
00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:28,878
Gonna be weird for you.
No more stalkers.

336
00:21:28,944 --> 00:21:31,875
Trust me, there's always more stalkers.

337
00:21:31,941 --> 00:21:33,141
Not like Jude.

338
00:21:33,975 --> 00:21:35,038
You were right.

339
00:21:35,103 --> 00:21:38,568
I know, he jumped and he was faster,
that's not in the rule book.

340
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,353
He was different, we need to know why.

341
00:21:40,419 --> 00:21:44,439
I meant you were right about...
Doing stuff for me.

342
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,713
You do maybe more than your fair share.

343
00:21:47,779 --> 00:21:50,310
- Maybe?
- Maybe.

344
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,245
Maybe I can be a bit controlling.

345
00:21:54,311 --> 00:21:56,793
- Maybe.
- Maybe.

346
00:21:57,866 --> 00:21:59,426
Sorry about your boat.

347
00:21:59,879 --> 00:22:01,588
Didn't even have a kettle.

348
00:22:02,317 --> 00:22:03,727
Animals.

349
00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:08,107
Fancy making me a cup of tea?

350
00:22:09,886 --> 00:22:11,086
No.

351
00:22:14,274 --> 00:22:18,874
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