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But Miss Covington does not
govern the lady of the house.

2
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If you'll have me
as your husband,

3
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that is what you shall be.

4
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- Whoa!
- What?

5
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My God.
I did not see that coming.

6
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Well, no... I mean,
Lord Davenforth

7
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and Anna the scullery maid?

8
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I mean, that's...
It's kind of scandalous, really.

9
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- Kind of scandalous?
- Yeah.

10
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I usually hate
this old-time British crap.

11
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- Yeah. - You know?
But, like, this-this show is amazing.

12
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- Yeah.
- It's good. It's...

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They actually knew
that you would love it

14
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'cause of the algorithm.

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The... the what?

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The-the algorithm.

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Yeah, all of our
previously-watched shows,

18
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they go into a data bank,
so they can accurately predict

19
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which shows you'll love
moving forward.

20
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So they knew
what was gonna happen.

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See, the algorithm,
it takes thinking

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out of the equation, basically.

23
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Well, that's because math
and computers can think

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better for us
than we can think for ourselves.

25
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Yeah... shut up, shut up.
I-It's decided

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we're watching another one.

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I love that
it does that, too.

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Another thing I don't
have to think about.

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You know what I mean? I-I...

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What I am thinking about,
though, is the fish and chips.

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The fish and chips?

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- These snacks aren't cutting it.
- Where's Frank?

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-I want substance. Where is Frank?
-Need something hearty.

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-He supposed to be here... -It is weird
how, when you watch stuff like this,

35
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you feel like you want
to eat like the British.

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Constantly want to eat like...

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Cop! Cop!

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- All right, fine.
- I'm filming this!

39
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- Hey, hey, hey. Calm down!
- I didn't do it...

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I came in to tell you there's
a suicidal man on the roof.

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He's threatening to jump.

42
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We have nothing to do with that!

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Right. Well, the police
are handling it,

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but I need you to sit tight.

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No one can enter
or exit the building

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until the situation is resolved.

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Okay. Thank you, ma'am.

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- Thank you for your service.
- Yeah, we love,

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- we love the police.
- Go blue.

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-Blue-Blue Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter.
-Sh-Shit, man.

51
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You guys know
what this means, right?

52
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What?

53
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We're not gonna get
our fish and chips.

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_

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www.subtitulamos.tv

56
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Shifting gears now,
we have reports

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of a developing situation
at Paddy's Pub.

58
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- That's us. There we are.
- Hey. All right, there we go.

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- We're on TV. My God.
- That's our bar.

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A man by the name
of Bryan O'Brien

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is threatening
to jump off the roof.

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"Bryan O'Brien."

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I'd kill myself, too,

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if I had that clown's name.

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You literally have
the name of a clown.

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- That's true, you do.
- All right, you know what?

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This is moving a little
too slow for me.

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Let's-let's-let's click it back

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- over to the show, yeah?
- Yeah!

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Whoa, h-hold on
a second, Dennis.

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This guy's gonna commit
suicide off of our roof.

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I mean, shouldn't
we do something?

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- Us?
- Us do something?

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-Why would we...?
The cops are handling it. -Yeah.

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Well, yeah, but I mean, look,

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if he actually goes through
with it, that's a mortal sin.

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I mean, maybe God is testing us.

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He's not gonna do anything.
This is a classic cry for help.

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If the guy actually
wanted to off himself,

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he'd hop into a warm bath
and he'd do the old...

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You know? North, south.

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He'd go "down the road"
instead of "across the street."

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You know what I mean?

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- I don't know what you mean.
- I have no idea what you mean.

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The proper way to slit
your wrist is take a knife

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and, ideally, you go from
metacarpal straight to bicep,

87
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- connecting with the artery
the entire time. -Man.

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You've done research.

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-That is the most pathetic thing, Dee.
-No, I... I-I'm not talking...

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We're not talking about me.
We're talking about him.

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- Are we not? I think we're...
- We are now.

92
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Okay, you know what?
The point is, I'm just saying,

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the man has no intention
of offing himself, all right?

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- This is a pathetic attention grab.
- Yeah, well,

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it-it doesn't matter if he wants
do or he doesn't want to.

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He's not gonna die
falling from that height.

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Whoa. Hard disagree, pal.

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You could absolutely die
if you jump from that height.

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What? Dude, it's like
three stories.

100
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It's like basic science,
you know, like...

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I'm sorry.
Let's not bring science into it.

102
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Okay? I mean,
this is life or death.

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This is God's territory.

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-All right? I mean, there is no science.
-All right.

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What do you mean... what do you
mean "there is no science"?

106
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I mean, you were just talking
about how much you love

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science and math for predicting
your television shows.

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The... wh-why do you not like it
in this scenario?

109
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Like, do you either
believe in science

110
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or you do not
believe in science?

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I am an American! I can
believe in whatever I want...

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-I am also an American. Okay, though?
- in any given moment

113
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based on what the argument
I'm trying to make.

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-That is not an argument. -Okay?
You are not a true American, Charlie.

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-I'm more American than
you will ever be! -You s...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Simmer down, guys.

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S... just simmer down, calm down.

118
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All right?
Dee, stop being so emotional.

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Okay? So, guys,

120
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I think I have a way
that we can solve this argument

121
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without human emotion
mucking it all up.

122
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What we need is an algorithm.

123
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Now, guys, we are living in
a data-driven world, are we not?

124
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Yeah!

125
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So this is my Behavioral
Predictor algorithm.

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There's words. Okay.

127
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- So, first we have: "Could he?"
- No way.

128
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- Then "Would he?"
- Nah. Cry for help.

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And "Should we?"

130
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- Yes.
- Guys, please.

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Shut the hell up!

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I don't need your opinions.

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Okay? 'Cause based
on the analytical conclusions

134
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that we draw here,
we're gonna be able to come up

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with a mathematically-accurate,
non-emotional answer

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to all of our questions.

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Okay? We just need
to think like a computer.

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-Like a computer does.
I-I'm getting it now. -Okay.

139
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Exactly. So why don't we start
with "Could he?" Charlie?

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- Okay, great.
- Do the thing.

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All right. So, what we have here

142
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is I made a little Paddy's Pub.

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All right.

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And-and you got
the, the jumper?

145
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I do. I do.

146
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Luckily I brought
an egg to work today.

147
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- Look at that guy.
- All right, so when the guys falls,

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we'll be able to tell,
based on the breakage,

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what would happen
to the jumper when...

150
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- I think he's gonna smash.
- Y-Yeah, okay.

151
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- Here we go.
- So, he's up here and he's saying, "

152
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- I feel so sad.
Life is so..." -Yeah. .

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- Yeah, Dee, what would you say in this
situation? - Well, I don't think

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he's sad, I think he's happy
to get off this merry-go-round.

155
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My God.

156
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-That's so pathetic. I'd never... I
would never... -That you would know that.

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- You've thought about it.
- You asked me a...

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- You had that in the chamber.
- I'm talking about the egg.

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- Here he goes. "Goodbye, world."
- Goodbye.

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Okay.

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So I think he'll break a leg,
but, you know...

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...he'll be okay.

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If I'm being honest,
I was hoping his entire skull

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- would just explode.
- Right.

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I think we all were, Mac.
We were hoping

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- for a bit of an explosion.
Yeah. -

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Yeah, but I think what we
learned is that there's no way

168
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that the jumper's gonna die
from this height.

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You know? So there's no reason
for us to do anything about it.

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I don't know about that, b...
I think the problem is, is that,

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you know, an egg,
i-in this particular case,

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a-a hard-boiled egg,
it's not really

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an accurate representation
of-of the human head

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-and how it would behave under a fall.
-Yeah, that's true.

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Now, Charlie,

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do you happen to ha...
I know you've got more eggs...

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-Yeah... -Do you happen
to have an uncooked one?

178
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No. Unfortunately,
that was the only one I found.

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Found? What does that mean?

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Goddamn it, Dee,
are you eating my egg?

181
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Well, yeah. I got hungry.

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we never got our fish and chips.

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You bitch. That was
the only one in the nest.

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Nest? What? Charlie,
where did you get this egg?

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- Where'd you get the egg?
- And why are you going around

186
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stealing eggs
from goddamn nests in trees?

187
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Well, it wasn't in-in a tree,
it was in a hole.

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- No...
- Yeah. I mean,

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it's, like, a rat's egg or something.

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-Can we get back to the task at hand here?
All right? -Okay.

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Dee's eaten some sort
of a rat or a reptile's egg...

192
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--...of some
kind, or whatever it is, but...

193
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-Yeah. -...either way,
we got to find something

194
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that accurately represents
the human head, all right?

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Otherwise, we're not gonna get
the explosion that we want.

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You know what,
I might be able to get

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Frank's secret casaba melon.

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Why does Frank keep
a casaba melon in the safe?

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I don't know,
but he flips out

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if I go anywhere near the thing.

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Has he cut a hole in the rind,

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and then put it back on,
like a plug?

203
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Yeah.

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-Yeah, there's a little...
-You guys think he's having sex with it?

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-Well... yeah.
-He's definitely having sex with it.

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--That's...
- Prob-Probably is.

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- Yeah.
- Probably is.

208
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- Yeah.
- Hello.

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Hey, guess what.

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There's a guy stuck
on the roof of Paddy's.

211
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No, he's not stuck,
he's a jumper.

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A jumper? You think you could
die from that height?

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Well, inconclusive. Yeah.

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We'll have an answer for you
on that real soon.

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Speaking of which,
we need your casaba melon.

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We're gonna run a smash test
on it.

217
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Whoa, hold it.
What, what, what?

218
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Stay away from my stuff.

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Don't put your hands
near my casaba.

220
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Yeah, hey, man, why do you have
a-a casaba melon in a safe?

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You-you banging it?

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It's none of your goddamn
business, Dennis.

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- None of your goddamn business!
- Banging it.

224
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Damn it, I got to get in there.

226
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Damn it.

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Dennis is touching my melon.

228
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No. I got to get in there.

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Sir, move back.
This area's cordoned off.

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There's a jumper on the roof.

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You don't understand.
It's my son.

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He's gonna do something
really stupid.

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I got to get in there.

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Your son?

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- Yeah.
- Come with me, sir.

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- Okay.
- Step aside, please.

237
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please keep a safe distance

238
00:08:07,211 --> 00:08:09,505
- around the perimeter.
- All right, here we go.

239
00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,005
Okay, now, I think
this is finally gonna give us

240
00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,540
that explosion
we've been craving.

241
00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:14,776
Well, yeah.
Now, if we see splatter,

242
00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,340
that's gonna prove that he could
die by jumping, so yeah.

243
00:08:17,370 --> 00:08:19,285
Okay, ready? Here we go. Five...

244
00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,780
Four, three,

245
00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:22,701
two, one, ho...

246
00:08:23,652 --> 00:08:24,868
- Cricket!
- Cricket!

247
00:08:25,661 --> 00:08:27,286
Where did you come from?

248
00:08:27,311 --> 00:08:29,592
I was up on the roof
getting eggs from a nest.

249
00:08:29,804 --> 00:08:32,365
What the hell?
Come on, man.

250
00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:33,498
Yeah, yeah, well,

251
00:08:33,523 --> 00:08:34,686
I checked the hole,
but it was empty.

252
00:08:34,711 --> 00:08:35,990
- I got the one in the hole.
- The hole.

253
00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,821
Hey, you know that you guys have
a guy up on your roof?

254
00:08:37,846 --> 00:08:39,936
- Yeah, we know. -Yeah, yeah.
There's a guy, there's a jumper.

255
00:08:39,961 --> 00:08:42,491
Guys, why the hell
are you wasting

256
00:08:42,516 --> 00:08:44,246
a perfectly good casaba melon?

257
00:08:44,271 --> 00:08:46,006
We're trying to figure out
if the guy could die

258
00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:47,731
from falling off our roof, so...

259
00:08:47,756 --> 00:08:49,061
No way. No.

260
00:08:49,086 --> 00:08:50,792
I've fallen off buildings
before; I never die.

261
00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:52,795
And look at me.
I'm doing great.

262
00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,600
Yeah, but you're not really
a trustworthy

263
00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:55,600
control group, Cricket.

264
00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,170
I mean, you know,
you're sort of subhuman

265
00:08:57,195 --> 00:08:58,068
at this point, you know.

266
00:08:58,093 --> 00:08:58,959
- For sure.
- I don't know how

267
00:08:58,984 --> 00:09:00,300
to squeeze that one
into the algorithm.

268
00:09:00,325 --> 00:09:03,600
Hey, I'm just going to, take
the casaba and head on out.

269
00:09:04,251 --> 00:09:05,451
No, you're not, Cricket.

270
00:09:05,476 --> 00:09:06,740
- Get out of here, street rat.
- Go!

271
00:09:06,765 --> 00:09:08,139
- Get out! Go.
- Fine.

272
00:09:08,164 --> 00:09:10,107
Go get high in the bathroom,
or whatever.

273
00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,602
Cricket actually just made me
realize something.

274
00:09:12,627 --> 00:09:14,951
We already have data
for this situation.

275
00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:16,561
Maureen Ponderosa.

276
00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:19,123
Now, she died from falling off
a much shorter building.

277
00:09:19,386 --> 00:09:22,061
-Yeah, but you pushed her.
-No, no, no, they never proved that.

278
00:09:22,086 --> 00:09:22,896
That was never proven.

279
00:09:22,921 --> 00:09:24,982
It was never even proven
that she was pushed. Okay?

280
00:09:25,007 --> 00:09:26,623
But it was,
I have to say, fortunate

281
00:09:26,648 --> 00:09:28,459
that she landed on her head,
you know.

282
00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:31,100
Or at least he certainly
made it look that way.

283
00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:33,529
- He pushed her.
- Yeah, he pushed her.

284
00:09:33,554 --> 00:09:34,826
No, I was following
your threads.

285
00:09:34,851 --> 00:09:36,748
Come on, you guys are nuts,
all right.

286
00:09:36,773 --> 00:09:38,623
Li-Listen, the point is,
it's all about

287
00:09:38,648 --> 00:09:39,959
how this guy falls, okay.

288
00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:41,975
'Cause if he falls feet first,
he might break a couple bones,

289
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,232
sure, but he-he'll be fine,

290
00:09:43,257 --> 00:09:44,787
he'll survive,
you know what I mean?

291
00:09:44,812 --> 00:09:46,178
That'd be more of a cry
for help, right?

292
00:09:46,203 --> 00:09:47,279
- Wouldn't you say, Dee?
- Absolutely. Yeah.

293
00:09:47,304 --> 00:09:48,396
- So sad that you know that.
- Stop!

294
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,045
But if the guy falls head first,
now that'd be a death jump.

295
00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,990
Right? So the answer
to the question

296
00:09:53,015 --> 00:09:54,311
"could he die from jumping?"

297
00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:56,476
Yeah, absolutely,
if he did a death jump.

298
00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:58,131
Okay, you're right.
It's how he falls.

299
00:09:58,156 --> 00:10:00,556
Exactly, exactly.
But the question still remains:

300
00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:02,498
would he jump,
would he do it at all?

301
00:10:02,523 --> 00:10:05,029
And for that we need to
understand his state of mind.

302
00:10:05,054 --> 00:10:08,240
And for that, we got to
go back to the algorithm.

303
00:10:08,781 --> 00:10:11,225
All right, so how does one
go about figuring out

304
00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,420
what another human being
would do?

305
00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,529
Right? How do you truly get
to know someone?

306
00:10:15,554 --> 00:10:17,170
- Just go through their trash.
- Sleep with them.

307
00:10:17,195 --> 00:10:18,646
Talk to their priest,

308
00:10:18,671 --> 00:10:19,842
then sleep with their priest.

309
00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,256
Then blackmail the priest.

310
00:10:21,281 --> 00:10:24,053
Then go back to the priest
and ask him to ask God

311
00:10:24,078 --> 00:10:26,078
to forgive you
for blackmailing him.

312
00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:27,818
No. No.

313
00:10:27,843 --> 00:10:29,084
You just...

314
00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:31,906
We're just gonna pull up Bryan
O'Brien's social media page,

315
00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,201
and we're gonna comb
through that for any

316
00:10:33,226 --> 00:10:34,646
pertinent information
on his life.

317
00:10:34,671 --> 00:10:36,373
Okay, so from what
I'm seeing here,

318
00:10:36,398 --> 00:10:37,873
he looks like
a pretty normal guy.

319
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,201
Yeah, it looks like
he likes to travel.

320
00:10:39,226 --> 00:10:40,584
He was recently on a cruise.

321
00:10:40,609 --> 00:10:42,545
Lot, lot of pictures of food.
I love that.

322
00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:43,678
- I love that.
- I love that.

323
00:10:43,703 --> 00:10:45,303
- Don't you love that?
- 'Cause I know what I ate.

324
00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:46,795
I don't know...
I want to know what you ate.

325
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,459
It's a good reminder
that food is a thing.

326
00:10:48,484 --> 00:10:50,130
- Yeah, exactly. Right.
- You know what I mean?

327
00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:53,146
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Okay, so it
looks like he's got a lot to live for.

328
00:10:53,171 --> 00:10:54,725
He's eating food.

329
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,150
Or-or-or is he?

330
00:10:57,384 --> 00:10:59,924
Because is... is that just what
he wants you to believe?

331
00:10:59,949 --> 00:11:01,404
You know, because we all know
that on the surface,

332
00:11:01,429 --> 00:11:03,686
social media... it's a lie.

333
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,607
All right, so let's dig deeper,
shall we?

334
00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:08,388
Now, clock the amount
of baseball caps

335
00:11:08,421 --> 00:11:10,217
this guy's wearing,
and with the tucked-in shirts,

336
00:11:10,242 --> 00:11:11,718
it's a bit of a juvenile look
for a man his age,

337
00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:13,662
wouldn't you say?
I mean, he's hardly a child,

338
00:11:13,687 --> 00:11:15,857
but he's still hanging on
to his youth.

339
00:11:15,882 --> 00:11:19,256
That suggests to me that maybe
he's got some daddy issues.

340
00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:21,576
Abandonment, abuse.

341
00:11:21,601 --> 00:11:23,873
Plus, he gave him a comical
name, like Mac's dad did.

342
00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:25,756
-His dad hates him as much as Mac's
dad hates him. -That's so sad.

343
00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:28,851
No, my dad loves me. That...
No, my name's an homage.

344
00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,600
-No, it's not. He really doesn't.
-My dad's name's an homage.

345
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:32,318
It's an homage
to a hamburger clown.

346
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,537
But, look at this,
looks like he also,

347
00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:37,692
just got back from a cruise,
alone, to mainland Alaska..

348
00:11:37,717 --> 00:11:40,271
-Lame. -Where he met
himself an edgy woman

349
00:11:40,296 --> 00:11:42,600
at a conference,
and she introduced him

350
00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,495
to a whole new way of life:

351
00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:48,076
parasailing,
Chilean wines, a tattoo

352
00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:50,396
of Spider-Man.
Butt-eating...

353
00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:52,162
Butt-eating?
Where are you getting that from?

354
00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:56,087
Well... there's a certain glint
in the eye, you know, a sparkle.

355
00:11:56,429 --> 00:11:58,739
You can see that
in someone's eye?

356
00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:00,943
- Dee.
- I'm asking.

357
00:12:01,226 --> 00:12:03,240
- Have you been eating butts?
- Of course she has!

358
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,235
- Nasty!
- You are too much today, Dee.

359
00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:06,490
- I was clarifying.
- You're nasty.

360
00:12:06,515 --> 00:12:08,315
- Too much.
- I just was curious.

361
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,264
But recently the girlfriend,
she's disappeared

362
00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:11,678
from his pictures,
which tells me that,

363
00:12:11,703 --> 00:12:13,631
she probably broke up
with him, you know, because

364
00:12:13,656 --> 00:12:16,131
of all his father issues,
and 'cause he's an alcoholic,

365
00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:19,350
and because of the copious
requests for butt-eating,

366
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,021
which, she was thinking
was more of a one-time thing,

367
00:12:22,046 --> 00:12:24,873
and he was thinking, this is
a thing now, like, from now on.

368
00:12:24,898 --> 00:12:26,248
You got him.
Nice work, man.

369
00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:27,909
- Yeah. Geez.
- That sums this guy up, I think.

370
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:29,240
All right, guys,
so in summation,

371
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,154
algorithm-wise,
what have we learned here today?

372
00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:33,639
-That Dee's a nasty fucking slut.
-You are so nasty.

373
00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:35,748
- Okay, all right.
- You nasty!

374
00:12:35,773 --> 00:12:38,139
-Disgusting. -Definitely, definitely,
but also that the poorly named

375
00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:42,412
Bryan O'Brien most definitely
would kill himself.

376
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,201
-No-no-no... -So has your son
exhibited this kind of behavior before?

377
00:12:46,226 --> 00:12:49,443
What? Yeah,
he's a real deranged person.

378
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:51,131
This kid's a real whack job.

379
00:12:51,156 --> 00:12:53,592
I'm afraid he's gonna do
something really stupid

380
00:12:53,617 --> 00:12:55,295
this time.
I got to get in there.

381
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,266
- I can't let you do that, sir.
- But-but, look, it might've been

382
00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:59,053
my fault.
I mean, we had an argument...

383
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:01,209
I assure you
we're doing all we can.

384
00:13:01,234 --> 00:13:02,490
We're trying to talk to him now.

385
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,015
- So just stay put.
- But-but, hey...

386
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,029
Excuse me, sir,
I'm Jackie Denardo

387
00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:07,576
from Channel Five News.

388
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,088
I hear you're the father.

389
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,353
I would love to interview you.

390
00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:25,057
Baby, I'll do anything you want.

391
00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:28,252
My son is actually
a big fan of yours.

392
00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:30,557
--I mean,
it would really get under his skin

393
00:13:30,582 --> 00:13:32,955
if he knew I was
standing next to those.

394
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,980
You. You.

395
00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:46,641
Okay, guys, now we are
on to "Should we?"

396
00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:49,291
Should we get involved in this
in any way?

397
00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:51,276
Is it our moral obligation,
as Mac says,

398
00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:53,002
to keep this man
from committing suicide

399
00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:54,705
- and going to hell...
- What... I feel... I don't know.

400
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,010
I still think we just
better, like,

401
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,643
let the cops do their jobs.

402
00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,119
I don't know.
But we've already established

403
00:13:59,144 --> 00:14:01,533
that this guy could die
and would jump,

404
00:14:01,558 --> 00:14:04,057
so, I don't know, the chances
of the police getting in there

405
00:14:04,082 --> 00:14:06,382
in time to-to stop this guy
are, pretty slim.

406
00:14:06,407 --> 00:14:08,096
And then we could be known
as a suicide bar,

407
00:14:08,121 --> 00:14:09,611
and that's no good.
I don't want to be that.

408
00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:12,870
Yeah, kind of grim. I'd probably
take my business elsewhere.

409
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,112
You don't have business.

410
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,846
What, what if you
lean into that, though?

411
00:14:16,871 --> 00:14:19,315
Right? Like, you don't make it
grim, but you make it playful.

412
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:23,080
Like, we start to name drinks
after jumpers or whatever,

413
00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:24,862
like, The Last Call.

414
00:14:24,887 --> 00:14:26,087
The Jump Shot.

415
00:14:26,717 --> 00:14:27,737
Lemon Drop.

416
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:29,354
- Right.
- There you go.

417
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,839
Cosmo-fall-itan?

418
00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:32,479
Very good.

419
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,354
We could become, like,
a hot spot for jumpers.

420
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:36,596
You know? We'd put their
pictures up, all around the bar

421
00:14:36,621 --> 00:14:38,027
- to immortalize them, you know?
- Yeah.

422
00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:39,167
Turn them into martyrs.

423
00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:41,245
That's cool. And we'd play
music. We'd play music.

424
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,698
"Highway to Hell."
"Free Fallin'."

425
00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:46,034
- "Free Fallin'." Come on, man.
That's... -You know what we could do?

426
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:49,159
We could lean into, like,
a-a haunted, a haunted house

427
00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:51,360
- kind of bar theme, like... you know?
- Well, I'm loving that.

428
00:14:51,385 --> 00:14:53,081
- Yeah, that'd get my business back.
- You don't have business,

429
00:14:53,106 --> 00:14:54,073
- Cricket.
- You don't have business, guy.

430
00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:55,974
Basically, what we've concluded
is that it would actually

431
00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:58,339
be good for the bar
if this guy jumps and dies.

432
00:14:58,562 --> 00:15:00,096
Yeah? So the answer
to the question

433
00:15:00,121 --> 00:15:03,346
of "should we get involved?"
is... is actually yes.

434
00:15:03,371 --> 00:15:05,104
- Why, though?
- Yeah, but-but

435
00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:07,792
if-if we stop him, that would be
bad for the bar, right, Dennis?

436
00:15:07,817 --> 00:15:09,518
W-Well... No, that's not
what I'm saying, though.

437
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,883
More importantly, that's not
what the algorithm is saying.

438
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,520
You see, we've already
established that this guy wants

439
00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:16,715
to die and that it would
actually benefit our bar

440
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:17,776
if he dies.

441
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,701
Now, of course,
from an emotional standpoint,

442
00:15:19,726 --> 00:15:21,792
we feel as though
we should get involved,

443
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,787
we feel as though
we should save this guy,

444
00:15:23,812 --> 00:15:25,323
but the algorithm
is actually telling us

445
00:15:25,348 --> 00:15:27,348
that that does not
benefit anybody.

446
00:15:27,389 --> 00:15:28,596
The algorithm is telling us,

447
00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:30,691
mathematically, scientifically,

448
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,886
that this guy could die,
wants to die,

449
00:15:34,662 --> 00:15:36,732
and that we should
help him do it.

450
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,667
That's just math.

451
00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:42,584
Well, it still feels
a little weird,

452
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,049
but feelings are irrelevant
in the face of facts.

453
00:15:46,074 --> 00:15:47,073
- Yeah.
- Is that what I'm hearing?

454
00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,386
The feelings... feelings
just get in the way.

455
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,495
Now, but here's-here's
the only thing, though.

456
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,339
Like, if we were gonna do
something like this,

457
00:15:53,364 --> 00:15:54,524
like...

458
00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:56,104
you know, how would we do it?

459
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:57,776
Like, in the right way?

460
00:15:57,801 --> 00:16:00,370
- Do we need to do another algorithm
to figure this out? -.

461
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:01,706
Nah, I'll push him.

462
00:16:02,446 --> 00:16:03,995
What's that?

463
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:06,504
Yeah. I'll push him
off the building.

464
00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:07,761
I don't give a shit.

465
00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:10,331
-This is such a difficult
situation for any parent. -Yeah.

466
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:13,143
If you could, would you like
to say anything to your son?

467
00:16:13,168 --> 00:16:16,331
Yeah. Look, you think
you can do whatever you want,

468
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:17,948
but what's mine is mine.

469
00:16:17,973 --> 00:16:19,520
You don't have a call.

470
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,645
If I want to bang it,
I'm gonna bang it.

471
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,900
Not that I am banging it,
but I could.

472
00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:26,295
And if it doesn't
splatter to bits,

473
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,890
I'm gonna bang it later.

474
00:16:27,915 --> 00:16:30,682
Because it's my property.

475
00:16:30,707 --> 00:16:33,854
And what I do with my property
is my business.

476
00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:35,128
- You got that?
- I-I'm sorry to interrupt,

477
00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:36,723
but we have breaking news.

478
00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:37,995
I've gotten word

479
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,034
the jumper is coming down.

480
00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:42,859
I've been told he found out
his estranged father is here

481
00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,542
-and he wants to come down and talk.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's call...

482
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:46,339
- He's calling me strange?
- Wait, wait...

483
00:16:46,364 --> 00:16:48,834
You don't know what
this sicko kid has done.

484
00:16:48,859 --> 00:16:50,932
Okay, Cricket,
here's a broom.

485
00:16:50,957 --> 00:16:52,823
You probably sneak up there,
give him a little nudge,

486
00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:54,354
and, you know,
don't let anyone see you

487
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:55,870
- commit the murder.
- Whoa...

488
00:16:55,895 --> 00:16:57,979
Guys, can-can
we just not call it a murder?

489
00:16:58,004 --> 00:16:59,964
Let's try to think of it
more analytically,

490
00:16:59,989 --> 00:17:02,190
more mathematically.
It's sort of like a deletion.

491
00:17:02,215 --> 00:17:03,682
You know? Like hitting
Control-Alt-Delete.

492
00:17:03,707 --> 00:17:04,932
Bloop. He's in the trash.

493
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,133
- That's all it is, right?
- I like that.

494
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,928
- That works for me. .
- Blip. He's gone.

495
00:17:07,953 --> 00:17:10,557
Breaking news right now.
There's some clarification.

496
00:17:10,582 --> 00:17:13,870
The jumper did not jump.
He did not jump from the roof.

497
00:17:13,895 --> 00:17:15,729
He is coming down the stairs.

498
00:17:15,754 --> 00:17:17,557
G... dude, that's...
What a gyp.

499
00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:19,370
-Yeah. Yeah.
-We were gonna... we had a good plan.

500
00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:22,025
Can I say something, though?
I think this is for the best.

501
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:23,737
Right.

502
00:17:23,762 --> 00:17:25,417
-You know what I mean? -Probably.
-That's not the algorithm...

503
00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:27,120
- Right.
- Like, we were going down a road

504
00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:29,315
I was not totally comfortable with.

505
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,604
You guys want to go back
to watching our show?

506
00:17:31,629 --> 00:17:33,120
-Let's get back to our show.
-Right? -The show.

507
00:17:33,145 --> 00:17:34,276
- All right.
- Why are we watching this stuff?

508
00:17:34,301 --> 00:17:35,557
- Okay. Yeah, okay.
- The guy didn't even jump.

509
00:17:35,582 --> 00:17:36,659
That's boring.

510
00:17:36,684 --> 00:17:38,484
Chet, what we are about
to witness here

511
00:17:38,509 --> 00:17:41,956
is a father being reunited with
his son after a harrowing day.

512
00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,821
- Here he is now.
- Yeah. Hey...

513
00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:46,954
This isn't my dad.

514
00:17:46,979 --> 00:17:48,049
That's not Dennis.

515
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,703
I thought you said
you were the dad.

516
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,667
Not of this sad sack.

517
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,995
I'm sorry, kid.
Must've been a mix-up.

518
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:57,930
I got distracted
by the reporter's bagonzas.

519
00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:00,612
Speaking of melons,
there's a casaba

520
00:18:00,637 --> 00:18:02,870
with my name on it in there.

521
00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:06,365
Dear Anna, our time apart only
makes my heart grow fonder.

522
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,245
In the dead of night...

523
00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:10,654
Hey, you got our fish and chips?

524
00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:11,706
Ate 'em.

525
00:18:11,731 --> 00:18:13,073
-You ate 'em? -Wow.
-Hey, wait, wait.

526
00:18:13,098 --> 00:18:14,868
- Where's my melon?
Where's my casaba? ...

527
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,159
It's right here, man. Why do you
care so much about this thing?

528
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:18,198
What is the deal?

529
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,963
Yeah, what is
the deal with that?

530
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:22,823
- ... -God. -

531
00:18:23,308 --> 00:18:26,651
It's where I stash my Maui Kush.

532
00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:28,976
-You hide your weed in
a casaba melon? -Yeah.

533
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:31,253
In case the cops
ransack the place,

534
00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:34,549
you got to find a good,
unsuspecting spot

535
00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:36,612
to stash your drugs.

536
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,253
Pot's pretty much legal now.

537
00:18:38,278 --> 00:18:39,651
You don't really have
to stash it anywhere.

538
00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:41,112
I-I don't think
you have to hide it, man.

539
00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:42,667
When did that happen?

540
00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,792
-Can you move?
You're blocking our show, man. -Yeah.

541
00:18:44,817 --> 00:18:46,143
- Come on, man. You're blocking the show.
- I didn't know that.

542
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,315
What? You're still watching
that British show?

543
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:50,310
I mean, that's a bunch of crap.

544
00:18:50,335 --> 00:18:51,557
It stinks.

545
00:18:51,582 --> 00:18:52,982
Well, no, actually,

546
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,940
the algorithm told us
that we like it.

547
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,835
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. And-and...

548
00:18:57,123 --> 00:18:58,733
- Yeah.
- I don't. You know what I mean?

549
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:01,258
Like, I can't follow what
they're saying most of the time.

550
00:19:01,283 --> 00:19:02,899
Thank you for saying that.
I find it very boring.

551
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,057
- Okay, now, I...
- It is boring, right?

552
00:19:04,082 --> 00:19:05,651
I hate the plot
because it's absurd.

553
00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:06,542
The plot is ridiculous.

554
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:07,471
- Right? The scullery maid?
- And their teeth,

555
00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:08,651
I find them hard to look at.

556
00:19:08,676 --> 00:19:10,852
The teeth are a little bit
of a mess, but mathematically

557
00:19:10,877 --> 00:19:12,268
- we're supposed to like the show.
- Yeah,

558
00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:13,526
I know, but mathematically

559
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:14,862
we were supposed
to kill a man today.

560
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,636
Maybe that's, like,
part of the problem

561
00:19:16,661 --> 00:19:18,901
of, like, taking the humanity
out of decisions.

562
00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,823
Perhaps the science
just isn't there yet.

563
00:19:20,848 --> 00:19:23,388
Hey! Where did we land
on the casaba?

564
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,323
I-I think you can eat it, man.
I think we're done with it.

565
00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:27,776
- Yeah, we're done.
- Yeah. -:!

566
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,339
Yeah, baby.

567
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:32,682
I wouldn't eat it, Cricks.

568
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,337
It's full of loads.

569
00:19:35,371 --> 00:19:43,081
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