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credits

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And now back to
"PC Babies!"

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Yeah! Who's strong?

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I'm strong.

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Who's a strong woman?

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I'm a strong woman!

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You are gonna smoke
the competition!

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I'm gonna smoke the competition!

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Oh, no.
It's the babies.

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Kids! Kids, okay!
What's the matter?

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No. I left Disney+ on,
and it went to "Mulan."

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They don't like Mulan?

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No, because Mulan is a female
that identifies as male

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and yet the movie
doesn't take the time

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to address real trans issues.

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Okay! Okay! We know...
"Mulan" is outdated

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in creating straw dog characters
to talk about trans issues.

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Daddy's turning it off.

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But just how many advocates
has yet to be seen...

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Alright.
Everyone, listen up.

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As you know,
this school is a place

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where everyone should
feel included.

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Our challenge is to motivate
ourselves and others

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to create an inviting,
non-bigoted and...

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Hey, Stotch, you got
a fucking problem?!

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No, sir!

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Now, I think that
what we all need

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are leaders
who motivate by example.

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And so I would like
to inform you all

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that your vice principal
is competing

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in the Strong Woman Competition
in Morrison this weekend!

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Let's hear it for her.

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Well, thank you, PC Principal.

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Listen, guys,
I just hope I can make you proud

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and, more importantly,
I hope you can see

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that no matter who you are,
you can do anything.

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We've really come a long way

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breaking down
gender binary bigotry,

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and I hope I can
especially inspire

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some of my girl students here.

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Or those who identify as girls.

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Yes, or those
who identify as girls.

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Get out there and get involved
in school sports and clubs.

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If there's something you love,

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don't ever let anything
hold you back.

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The first bugbear lashes out
at Stan with its broadsword!

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And it hits with a 17!

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How much damage is that?

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Four plus two slashing.

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Okay!
I jump up to the bugbear!

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And I yell, "For Waterdeep"!
And I kick it in the balls!

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I don't think
bugbears have balls.

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Then how do they make
baby bugbears?

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Hi, boys!

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We got some new students

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who want to be
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You know Tammy and Nichole?

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No.

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This is a school club, boys.
All clubs are inclusive.

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Have fun, girls.

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Hey, guys.

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What the fuck do we do?

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Guys, we play lots
of games here at Dice Studz,

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but today,
we're playing "D&D."

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You don't just show up
and start playing.

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You have to generate
characters and...

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Yeah, we created
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I'm a Human Paladin,

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and Nichole is
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Do something, Eric.

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Guys...

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they're fighting a bunch
of bugbears right now

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that are led by
a 12th-level Druid.

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Okay, I cast Vampiric Touch
on the Druid.

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Crit.

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A beautiful day
in Morrison, Colorado,

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as we get ready
for the 6th Annual

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Strong Woman Competition!

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A two-day-long competition
of tests built to push athletes

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to their very limits.

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Joining me now is
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of the Strong Woman Competition,
Strong Woman.

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Ms. Woman,
do you feel ready?

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Yeah.
I'm ready, David.

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There are just so many
amazing women athletes

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out here today.

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It makes me so proud.

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Now, this is the first year

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that a trans woman
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- How do you feel about that?
- Amazing.

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I feel honored to be
a part of history.

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I have a lot of incredible
trans friends who are athletes,

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and so we're all inspired
this woman's competing.

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And...

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have you actually ever met
Heather Swanson?

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No, I've never competed
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She's not exactly
your average trans athlete.

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Well, what is
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Honestly, I find that
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Okay, Heather Swanson
is actually joining us now.

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Ms. Swanson, how does it feel
to be competing today?

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I can't tell you how free I feel

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now that I've started
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Now that I can
compete as female,

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I'm ready to smash
the other girls!

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And is it correct you just
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two weeks ago.

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I'm not here to talk
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I'm here to kick
some fuck ass.

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- Let me tell you something, Dingleberry...
- David Perry.

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I'm gonna roll up
the other women here,

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and I'm gonna smoke 'em.

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I am the strongest woman
this state has ever seen!

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Any words for the challenger,
Ms. Woman?

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Good luck, Heather.

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Luck is for dudes.

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Well, with that,
let's get right to the action.

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? Rising to the top,
push it to the edge ?

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? Give it all you got,
barely break a sweat ?

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? Strong Woman!

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? Strong Woman

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? Yeah, she's got speed,
she's got the moves ?

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? She's got the muscle
and a whole lot to prove ?

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? Strong Woman!

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? Strong Woman!

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? Hey, you

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? Go strong woman, go

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? Hey, you

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? Your time is now,
whatcha gonna do? ?

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? Pedal to the metal,
find another gear ?

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? She takes what she wants,
nothing left to fear ?

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? Strong Woman!

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? Strong Woman

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? Now, hey girl,
you're the best in the world ?

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? And, hey, hon

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? Don't look now,
but you just won ?

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Hell yeah! I won!
? Strong Woman

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- ? Strong woman, strong woman
- I'm a strong woman!

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- ? Strong woman, strong woman
- Look at it! Its mine!

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- ? Strong woman
- I'm the best!

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- ? Strong woman
- I'm the strongest!

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So...

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second place...
that's pretty damn good.

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Yeah.

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I guess she...

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just started
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a few weeks ago.

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Doesn't really s-seem fair.

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Just don't.
You'll upset the PC Babies.

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It is unfair!

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It is tyrannous,
and it is wrong.

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Ever since these girls
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Dice Studz Gamers Club,
it has been a train wreck.

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Every single game we play,

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they, like,
figure out all the rules

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and they use the rules
to, like, make us look stupid.

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IN "D&D,"
they killed the dungeon master!

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We didn't think
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to kill the dungeon master.

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Shut up, Butters.
It's not possible.

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It's just that, we play
board games for the theme.

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We want to be
pirates or Vikings.

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You know what the girls
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They think about red cubes
versus blue cubes

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and how much of this equals
that many victory points.

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They're just doing math!

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So, they're smarter than you

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and beating you
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Yes.

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- No!
- No!

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It's just different.

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Look, we started Dice Studz
with a dream.

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A dream that that we could
actually do something

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interesting at school
just for like 60 minutes.

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"Nothing we can do," he said.
"Hands are tied," he said.

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We're gonna have to deal with
this ourselves, you guys.

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I think Nichole and Tammy
are cool to play with.

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Well, you won't
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when the rest of us
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and you're left to play
only solo board games.

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You mean like "Nemo's War"?
"Nemo's War" is sweet.

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Look, maybe we just gotta
play harder stuff,

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you know, stuff the girls
can't keep up with.

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Hey, that's not a bad idea!

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We been takin' it easy
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Time to show 'em what
real board gamers play!

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What do real board gamers play?

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Well, if you want
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then you need a really crunchy
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a Vital Lacerda's "Escape Plan,"
or a Uwe Rosenburg euro.

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Do they involve math?

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Well, all euros are
pretty mathy.

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Nope, no good.

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We need something with
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and dice and thematic shit.

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So, then you want
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something skirmish-style, like
"Legion" or "Blood & Plunder."

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Dude, you're really
into board games.

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Alright. That's it, guys!

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Dice Studz gamers club
is about to go

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tabletop miniatures.

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Emory, stop playing
with your food.

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I'll get it.

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Hey, what's goin' on?
Is your girlfriend home?

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She's sort of busy
right now, Ms. Swanson.

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Just want to tell her
no hard feelings

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about me winning
the Strong Woman Competition.

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Yeah, you already told her that
at the competition.

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You got a problem with me?

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'Cause it's starting
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you have a problem with me.

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What's going on...
Hi, Heather.

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I was just stopping by
to make sure

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you're not too beat up.

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That's really cool.

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I'm sorry, but I have all
the kids right now,

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- and they're... - Where
are the little kiddos?!

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I'd love to meet them.

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Hey, kids!
There's a lot of you.

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Your mom must be a strong woman
to take care of all of you.

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Of course, I have
the Strong Woman trophy, though.

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Just kidding right?

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Look, why don't you just
get out of here.

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Oooh, sounds like someone here
is a transphobe.

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Don't you dare.

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I'm trans peoples'
biggest supporter.

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What I think you are is
a terrible sport!

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- Transphobe!
- You better knock it off!

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Just don't... you're gonna
upset the PC Babies.

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And if you dare call me
a transphobe again,

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- I'm gonna...
- You're gonna what?

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Beat me up?

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You gonna beat me up,
transphobe?

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Yeah, I didn't think so.

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See you later, kids.

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Come on over and see
ol' Auntie Heather

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if you wanna see what
a real strong woman is like.

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Are you feeling
what I'm feeling?

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What do you mean?

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I don't know what it is but...

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something about that woman
just doesn't seem right.

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And now back to
"PC Babies!"

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Hey, guys.
Hope it's cool we brought Kelly.

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She wants to be
in the club, too.

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Yes!
That's very cool, girls!

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We're just setting up
today's game.

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It's a pirate miniatures game
called "Blood & Plunder."

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Yeah, we saw it on the schedule.
We love "Blood & Plunder."

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Are we gonna play, like,
a four-on-four skirmish

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with two different factions?

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Whoa.
You painted your miniatures?

252
00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:26,170
Yeah who wants unpainted
miniatures, right?

253
00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:27,839
Where'd you learn to do that?

254
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,208
We watch YouTube tutorials.
You can find a bunch on BGG.

255
00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:31,442
I love BGG!

256
00:10:31,443 --> 00:10:32,943
Cool.
Do you watch Game Night?

257
00:10:32,968 --> 00:10:34,249
Excuse me!

258
00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:38,016
We are going to play the
six-hour long, very thematic

259
00:10:38,017 --> 00:10:39,359
"Nemesis."

260
00:10:39,852 --> 00:10:42,053
Cool, we just watched
the tutorial for that

261
00:10:42,054 --> 00:10:43,355
on "Dice Tower."

262
00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,325
And now back
to "Women in Sports"

263
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with Janet Spears.

264
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,550
Our next guest has been
really lighting it up

265
00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:53,076
in women's competitions.

266
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Since she's identified as female
two weeks ago,

267
00:10:56,201 --> 00:10:58,702
she's won every female sport
she's entered.

268
00:10:58,754 --> 00:11:00,855
Please welcome Heather Swanson.

269
00:11:00,973 --> 00:11:02,341
Well, thank you, Janet.

270
00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:04,242
It's a great pleasure
to be here.

271
00:11:04,468 --> 00:11:07,078
I know that I am an inspiration
to all women

272
00:11:07,079 --> 00:11:09,047
and trans athletes everywhere.

273
00:11:09,195 --> 00:11:11,866
Yes.
We are all truly inspired.

274
00:11:11,891 --> 00:11:13,718
Now, there are
some women out there

275
00:11:13,719 --> 00:11:16,195
who just want to run and hide.

276
00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:18,909
I'm talkin' to you,
Strong Woman.

277
00:11:19,405 --> 00:11:22,002
You still dare to
call yourself that?

278
00:11:22,218 --> 00:11:23,928
Your name is a joke,

279
00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:25,763
because ol' Heather Swanson here

280
00:11:25,764 --> 00:11:29,868
will beat you anywhere,
anytime, at anything.

281
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:33,062
Hey...

282
00:11:33,087 --> 00:11:34,773
Don't let her get
to you, Strong.

283
00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:36,533
She's not getting to me.

284
00:11:36,609 --> 00:11:37,942
You know, I don't know why

285
00:11:37,943 --> 00:11:39,609
she has such a grudge
against you but...

286
00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:41,773
Because I know her!

287
00:11:44,374 --> 00:11:45,550
What do you mean?

288
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,051
It's Blade Jaggart.

289
00:11:47,052 --> 00:11:49,991
He... She is my ex boyfriend.

290
00:11:52,756 --> 00:11:53,726
Wha...

291
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:57,095
Back when we were together,
he was such an asshole.

292
00:11:57,096 --> 00:11:58,630
When I finally
broke up with him,

293
00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:01,288
he said, one day,
he was going to get me back.

294
00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:03,782
And now he's got us both
by the balls.

295
00:12:03,903 --> 00:12:07,572
But then she doesn't really care
about trans people

296
00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:08,796
or women?

297
00:12:08,821 --> 00:12:11,589
He hates wom... She hates women.

298
00:12:11,614 --> 00:12:14,216
When I left him, he felt like
he got beat by a girl,

299
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:16,642
and nothing makes Blade Jaggart
more crazy

300
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,609
than getting beat by a girl.

301
00:12:19,116 --> 00:12:21,562
I didn't even know people
like that existed.

302
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,422
It is unfair.

303
00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:26,421
It is tyrannous,
and it is wrong!

304
00:12:26,937 --> 00:12:28,838
Dice Studz is a board game group

305
00:12:28,863 --> 00:12:31,632
that brings thrills and laughter
to dozens of boys at our school.

306
00:12:31,664 --> 00:12:34,098
But that laughter is
being turned into screams

307
00:12:34,099 --> 00:12:36,401
as girls constantly invade
with their unfairness.

308
00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:38,403
The girls found Eric
on the first round

309
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,005
of "Fury of Dracula"!

310
00:12:42,975 --> 00:12:45,410
Yes, inclusion is wonderful,
but we have to admit

311
00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:47,111
that boys and girls
are simply different

312
00:12:47,112 --> 00:12:50,148
in some ways that can sometimes
make competitions unfair.

313
00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:52,750
Have you ever seen how girls
do their homework?

314
00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:55,476
They do it that night.

315
00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:57,435
Meticulously
going over every detail

316
00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,895
and often finishing before
they absolutely have to.

317
00:12:59,935 --> 00:13:02,269
This is how girls are with
board game rule books.

318
00:13:02,294 --> 00:13:03,761
Before we even start playing,

319
00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:05,257
they've already strategized
a way to win,

320
00:13:05,282 --> 00:13:07,250
leaving others...
in the dust.

321
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,968
And now I'd like for you
to hear from my friend Scott,

322
00:13:09,969 --> 00:13:11,304
who has diabetes.

323
00:13:12,638 --> 00:13:15,173
"My name is Scott Malkinson,
and I have diabetes."

324
00:13:15,174 --> 00:13:16,445
Terminal diabetes.

325
00:13:16,809 --> 00:13:18,843
"I have terminal diabetes.

326
00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:21,045
Board games are the only thing
that give me relief

327
00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:22,380
from the physical
and mental anguish

328
00:13:22,381 --> 00:13:23,948
I experience every day."

329
00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:25,717
Wow, Scott,
I didn't know it was that bad.

330
00:13:25,718 --> 00:13:27,366
Neither did I.

331
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,559
"Dice Studz is my only
shot at happiness.

332
00:13:29,584 --> 00:13:31,985
Please don't let outdated
school policies destroy it."

333
00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:33,524
Wow.
Thank you, Scott.

334
00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:34,866
Diabetes, everyone.

335
00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,729
We hope that our presentation
has helped to change your minds

336
00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:39,468
about school clubs
in our country.

337
00:13:39,493 --> 00:13:42,528
If not, we will be back
every... single... day.

338
00:13:42,668 --> 00:13:45,999
Please, let Dice Studz
be for studs.

339
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:51,456
Women's MMA fighting
is growing in popularity

340
00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:55,985
and no other female fighter is
as explosive as Heather Swanson.

341
00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:58,085
Yeah!

342
00:13:58,217 --> 00:14:00,084
Heather, your story
is an inspiration

343
00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:01,640
to sports fans everywhere.

344
00:14:01,665 --> 00:14:04,633
Congratulations on
your shocking success.

345
00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:07,760
I just hope I can motivate
little girls out there.

346
00:14:07,826 --> 00:14:09,694
Motivate them to understand

347
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:12,830
that I will beat them
at any sport they try.

348
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,766
Motivate them to run away

349
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:18,012
like that chicken shit
Strong Woman did because I...

350
00:14:18,037 --> 00:14:20,238
Alright. Alright.
That's enough.

351
00:14:20,298 --> 00:14:22,165
You...
You made your point, Heather.

352
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:24,959
- We get it, okay?
- Hey, Transphobe.

353
00:14:24,984 --> 00:14:26,773
This is a nice surprise.

354
00:14:26,962 --> 00:14:29,130
God.
What is he doing?

355
00:14:29,155 --> 00:14:31,823
Look, everyone I know
we're all a little...

356
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:34,586
afraid to have any opinions
on this stuff,

357
00:14:34,587 --> 00:14:37,889
but there can be situations
where it's...

358
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:39,702
not so easy to...

359
00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,260
What I mean is...

360
00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:44,295
I didn't count on being the best

361
00:14:44,296 --> 00:14:46,140
since identifying as a woman.

362
00:14:46,165 --> 00:14:48,275
Yeah, no shit, 'cause you went
through puberty as a male,

363
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,351
so your body is
completely different.

364
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,719
And that's exactly what
a transphobe would say!

365
00:14:55,744 --> 00:14:57,885
I told you not to
call me a transphobe.

366
00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:00,478
All I want is
to have a discussion.

367
00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,124
Transphobe.

368
00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:10,421
Shit.

369
00:15:12,091 --> 00:15:13,625
Isn't this nice, you guys?

370
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:15,760
Clean fresh air,
soothing sounds...

371
00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:18,030
just us boys and
"Star Trek: Ascendancy."

372
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,570
Hey, fellas!

373
00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:21,029
Come quick!
You gotta see!

374
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,133
See what?

375
00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:23,434
Well, it's the girls!

376
00:15:23,435 --> 00:15:25,804
They started their own board
game club at the school!

377
00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:30,441
"Board Girls"?

378
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:32,124
How lame is that.

379
00:15:42,671 --> 00:15:44,665
- The fuck is this?
- Wow!

380
00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:47,325
Well, this is just like what you
said Dice Studz would be, Eric!

381
00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:49,294
Hey, guys.
Welcome to Board Girls.

382
00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:50,695
Wanna have a look around?

383
00:15:50,696 --> 00:15:52,343
So, over here,
we have our co-op games.

384
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,836
I think they're doing
"Sub Terra" right now.

385
00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:55,595
And there, we do our deck
and engine builders.

386
00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:57,268
Have you tried "Inuit"?
It's really cool.

387
00:15:57,269 --> 00:15:58,851
We have miniatures painting
over there,

388
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:01,277
and most of our miniatures
gaming happens in that area.

389
00:16:01,302 --> 00:16:03,109
Hey those girls are playing
"Crisis Protocol"?!

390
00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:04,501
That's not even out yet!

391
00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:06,405
Yeah, we get advanced
copies of games

392
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,859
because our club reviews them
for our gaming channel.

393
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,525
Hey, boys!
You need to get out, mkay!

394
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,451
No boys in the girls'
school clubs.

395
00:16:13,452 --> 00:16:15,720
- Come on, let's go.
- What?! Who says?

396
00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:17,822
New school policy,
came down from the top.

397
00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:19,157
Now get your asses outta there.

398
00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:21,092
Well, who made up
that stupid rule?

399
00:16:21,795 --> 00:16:23,811
Yeah, who made up
that stupid rule?

400
00:16:30,136 --> 00:16:32,855
We now return
to "PC Babies."

401
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:42,464
_

402
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,941
Are you just...
not gonna come home?

403
00:16:50,807 --> 00:16:53,245
How am I gonna look my kids
in the eyes, Strong?

404
00:16:55,429 --> 00:16:58,238
Since they were born,
we've taught them to accept

405
00:16:58,263 --> 00:17:00,503
and fight for those
who are marginalized,

406
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:02,441
that there's no grey area
when it comes

407
00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:04,456
to inclusion and acceptance.

408
00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:06,777
When I go back,
all they are going to see

409
00:17:06,778 --> 00:17:08,456
is a big fat hypocrite.

410
00:17:09,037 --> 00:17:10,838
And now I just used a word
to shame people

411
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,175
with weight issues.

412
00:17:14,226 --> 00:17:16,527
"P"...
you can't just shut down

413
00:17:16,528 --> 00:17:18,763
because you're afraid of how
the babies are going to react.

414
00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:22,700
But they're right, Strong.
I shoved a trans person.

415
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:25,803
No matter what,
I have no right to judge her.

416
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,238
Do you think...

417
00:17:27,239 --> 00:17:29,691
Could you try to explain it
to the babies?

418
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,577
You know how they are.
They're babies.

419
00:17:32,578 --> 00:17:35,136
Their minds are made up
before anyone says anything.

420
00:17:35,447 --> 00:17:38,116
Then I've really got only
one thing I can do.

421
00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:39,550
I have to try
and make things right

422
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,027
with Heather Swanson.

423
00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:44,422
Hey, students.

424
00:17:44,769 --> 00:17:45,667
As you know,

425
00:17:45,692 --> 00:17:47,768
we've had some issues
here at the school

426
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:50,160
that we are working very hard
to correct.

427
00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:52,431
So, today we are...

428
00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:55,683
honored to have
a motivational speaker.

429
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:57,835
She is the current
Strong Woman Champion

430
00:17:57,836 --> 00:18:00,471
and also the champion
in Women's MMA fighting

431
00:18:00,472 --> 00:18:02,652
and in Women's Wrestling.

432
00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:05,933
Please welcome
the inspiring Heather Swanson.

433
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,072
Yeeaah!

434
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,464
Fuck yeah!

435
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,533
Hello, boys and girls.

436
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:30,577
I'm here to talk to you
because, apparently,

437
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,714
your school leaders
have failed you.

438
00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,772
I'm gonna tell you
something, kids.

439
00:18:34,773 --> 00:18:37,222
There's only one thing that
matters in this world,

440
00:18:37,247 --> 00:18:39,248
and that's being the best.

441
00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:42,180
Your Vice Principal teaches
you girls to be strong,

442
00:18:42,181 --> 00:18:44,355
but she comes in second.

443
00:18:45,972 --> 00:18:48,800
You got anything to say
about that, PC Principal?

444
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,622
No, Ms. Swanson.

445
00:18:51,824 --> 00:18:53,726
"No, Ms. Swanson."

446
00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:57,862
You see, people don't
look up to losers.

447
00:18:57,863 --> 00:19:00,332
They look up to champions.

448
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,800
And every time
I beat another woman,

449
00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:04,160
I feel better.

450
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,779
Dude, I really like this person.

451
00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:07,972
And that's why I'm the best!

452
00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:10,722
Because Heather Swanson
doesn't get beat.

453
00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:13,253
I work to be the best
at everything!

454
00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:16,414
And Heather Swanson will
beat any other woman

455
00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,886
any time, anywhere!

456
00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:21,503
Bet you can't beat Nichole
at "Blood Rage."

457
00:19:21,839 --> 00:19:22,776
What?!

458
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,989
Wh-What did you say, transphobe?

459
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:27,339
Yeah, but I bet you can't
beat Tammy at "War of the Ring."

460
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:30,621
You don't disrespect a champion,
little girls!

461
00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:33,782
You think Heather Swanson
doesn't know board games?!

462
00:19:33,866 --> 00:19:36,100
I was playing board games
before your mom

463
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:38,236
even crapped you
out of her vagina.

464
00:19:38,237 --> 00:19:39,991
Okay. So, then,
let's do it, bitch.

465
00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:41,636
It's on.

466
00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:49,113
? Tabletop bloodbath,
nothing left to say ?

467
00:19:49,114 --> 00:19:51,382
? Your moment is here,
time to make 'em pay ?

468
00:19:51,383 --> 00:19:53,384
? Strong Woman!
? Strong Woman

469
00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:54,636
? Strong!

470
00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:56,587
? Woman!

471
00:19:56,588 --> 00:19:58,890
? Smoke the competition,
show 'em what you got ?

472
00:19:58,891 --> 00:20:00,925
? All your painted miniatures
are really paying off ?

473
00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:03,094
? Strong Woman!
? Strong Woman

474
00:20:03,095 --> 00:20:04,168
? Strong!

475
00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:06,478
? Woman!

476
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:10,735
? Who's the Strong Woman now?

477
00:20:10,736 --> 00:20:12,644
? And hey, you

478
00:20:13,272 --> 00:20:15,640
? Thought you were the best,
but you're about to lose ?

479
00:20:15,641 --> 00:20:17,875
? To the Board Girls,
they got the moves ?

480
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:19,444
? They pummeled you
at "Alchemists" ?

481
00:20:19,445 --> 00:20:20,912
? And kicked your ass
in "Carcosonne" ?

482
00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:22,947
? Board Girls,
they know all the rules ?

483
00:20:22,948 --> 00:20:25,650
? They watch Rodney Smith,
Tom Vasel, and Becca Scott ?

484
00:20:25,651 --> 00:20:27,386
? Hey, cool

485
00:20:27,949 --> 00:20:30,054
? They made you look a fool

486
00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:32,089
? And hey, sweet

487
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,035
? Take a step down,
you just got beat ?

488
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,761
? By the Board Girls

489
00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:39,130
? Strong!

490
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:41,496
- ? Strong Woman, Strong Woman!
- You think that's fair?!

491
00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:43,544
You only won because
you dumb girls

492
00:20:43,569 --> 00:20:45,403
memorize the rule books!

493
00:20:45,404 --> 00:20:49,089
When I play games, I just wanna
be a pirate or a spaceman.

494
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:52,110
That's right!
You and your stupid rules!

495
00:20:52,441 --> 00:20:55,947
I may identify as a woman now,
but I grew up a boy

496
00:20:55,948 --> 00:20:58,249
and so you have
an unfair advantage over me!

497
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,652
Yeah, an unfair advantage,
you stupid girls!

498
00:21:00,653 --> 00:21:03,714
Come on, Ms. Swanson.
We can go make our own club!

499
00:21:10,462 --> 00:21:12,402
You sure you're ready for this?

500
00:21:12,427 --> 00:21:14,165
I just want to get it over with.

501
00:21:15,768 --> 00:21:16,934
- Mommy!
- Momma!

502
00:21:16,935 --> 00:21:18,336
- Mommy!
- Yay, Mommy!

503
00:21:18,337 --> 00:21:20,824
Yes, kids.
And look who else is here.

504
00:21:22,775 --> 00:21:23,941
- Daddy!
- Daddy!

505
00:21:23,942 --> 00:21:25,777
- Yeah, Daddy!
- Dada!

506
00:21:25,778 --> 00:21:27,543
Dada.
I wove you.

507
00:21:28,628 --> 00:21:30,014
I... I don't understand.

508
00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:31,616
They don't care.

509
00:21:31,617 --> 00:21:33,284
They must see the nuance

510
00:21:33,285 --> 00:21:35,486
- to this whole situation.
- You're right!

511
00:21:35,487 --> 00:21:37,989
They realize that raising
a gender-based issue of strength

512
00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:40,058
doesn't necessarily make one
a bigot or a bully.

513
00:21:40,059 --> 00:21:41,359
All this time, we were worried

514
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,860
what the PC Babies would think.

515
00:21:42,861 --> 00:21:44,529
And we didn't realize

516
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:47,231
that our little babies
are growing up.

517
00:21:49,914 --> 00:21:55,172
credits