1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:09,425 No, no, fucker, no! 2 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:10,885 Fuck no! 3 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,470 I am not telling you 4 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:15,264 what happened last season on "Shameless"! 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,766 Yeah! 6 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,345 Yeah... No! 7 00:00:19,346 --> 00:00:23,175 Not without me, Frank, you motherfucker! 8 00:00:23,176 --> 00:00:25,169 Put me down. Put me down. No more! Ah! 9 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:26,692 Ooh. 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,818 How long did the doctor say you were gonna be like this? 11 00:00:28,819 --> 00:00:30,363 Three to six months. 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,490 - I think I might be gay. - Where is this coming from? 13 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:33,908 Is this because you're a welder now? 14 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:37,286 No, I've just been feeling ways that I've never felt before. 15 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,663 Is Liam back from church yet? 16 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:39,997 - Yeah. - Where is he? 17 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,594 - In his room. - His room? 18 00:00:41,595 --> 00:00:43,169 Yeah, I've noticed that you're black. 19 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:46,003 - Your point? - That you have never made any attempt 20 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,506 to surround me with my own cultural and racial heritage. 21 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,758 - What's this? - My list of demands. 22 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,635 Once agreed upon, I'll consider coming home. 23 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:55,346 I didn't make it past the first round of cuts for West Point. 24 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:56,744 You're going back to school. 25 00:00:56,745 --> 00:00:58,057 No, I'm not. 26 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,539 Yes, you are, Carl. 27 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,352 I'm a loser, Debbie. 28 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,873 So are you done being a pussy 29 00:01:03,874 --> 00:01:06,027 and ready to get back to being the man that I love? 30 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,319 Oh, shit. 31 00:01:08,939 --> 00:01:10,403 You guys invited Jabby? 32 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,696 I was hoping you'd be here. 33 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,907 I've having a lot of really great sex recently. 34 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,000 Let's go bang one out, 35 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:17,785 get my average back in the shitter where it belongs. 36 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:18,786 Yeah, you know, I could use 37 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,705 some fresh puke on my shoes, so that'd be good. 38 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,832 - I'm pregnant. - You sure it's mine? 39 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,571 Yeah, I'm sure it's yours. 40 00:01:24,572 --> 00:01:26,273 If you decide to have this baby, 41 00:01:26,274 --> 00:01:28,088 I wanna make damn sure it has a father. 42 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,286 Anybody order a hot piece of ass? 43 00:01:32,307 --> 00:01:34,135 Feast your eyes, boys. 44 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,019 You can look, but you can't touch. 45 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:37,506 Is that Jesus? 46 00:01:39,143 --> 00:01:41,270 And I'm thinking maybe it's time for me to go. 47 00:01:41,271 --> 00:01:43,522 - You should go. - What? 48 00:01:43,523 --> 00:01:45,107 You should get the fuck out. 49 00:01:45,108 --> 00:01:46,275 You deserve it. 50 00:01:46,276 --> 00:01:48,402 You should go as far away as you can. 51 00:01:48,403 --> 00:01:50,405 A check for $50,000. 52 00:01:51,639 --> 00:01:52,640 "Love you." 53 00:01:52,641 --> 00:01:54,607 Yeah, she does. 54 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:12,006 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 55 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:15,137 ? Think of all the luck you got ? 56 00:02:15,138 --> 00:02:18,474 ? Know that it's not for naught ? 57 00:02:18,475 --> 00:02:21,560 ? You were beaming once before ? 58 00:02:21,561 --> 00:02:24,670 ? But it's not like that anymore ? 59 00:02:26,338 --> 00:02:29,318 ? What is this downside ? 60 00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:32,780 ? That you speak of? ? 61 00:02:32,781 --> 00:02:34,950 ? What is this feeling ? 62 00:02:34,951 --> 00:02:38,033 ? You're so sure of? ? 63 00:02:46,149 --> 00:02:50,075 ? Round up the friends you got ? 64 00:02:50,076 --> 00:02:53,027 ? Know that they're not for naught ? 65 00:02:53,028 --> 00:02:56,420 ? You were willing once before ? 66 00:02:56,421 --> 00:03:00,349 ? But it's not like that anymore ? 67 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:03,811 ? What is this downside ? 68 00:03:03,812 --> 00:03:07,134 ? That you speak of? ? 69 00:03:07,135 --> 00:03:08,908 ? What is this feeling ? 70 00:03:08,909 --> 00:03:13,196 ? You're so sure of? ? 71 00:03:49,399 --> 00:03:51,108 Oh, yeah. 72 00:03:51,109 --> 00:03:52,526 Oh, yeah, baby. 73 00:03:52,527 --> 00:03:55,738 I'm so wet. 74 00:03:55,739 --> 00:03:57,364 I'm so very, very wet. 75 00:03:57,365 --> 00:03:59,575 Um... 76 00:03:59,576 --> 00:04:02,578 - One sec. One sec. - What? 77 00:04:02,579 --> 00:04:05,290 - Okay. - Yeah. 78 00:04:05,874 --> 00:04:08,292 Yeah. 79 00:04:08,293 --> 00:04:09,919 It slipped out again. I slipped. 80 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,214 - Okay, hang on. Let me get on top. - All right. 81 00:04:14,349 --> 00:04:15,925 - Careful, careful. - Yeah. 82 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:19,094 Whew, okay. 83 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:24,099 Oh, yeah. 84 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,101 Yeah, no, whoa, whoa, I just felt the baby kick. 85 00:04:26,102 --> 00:04:28,270 Oh, focus. 86 00:04:28,271 --> 00:04:29,814 Baby likes it. 87 00:04:29,815 --> 00:04:33,275 Yeah. 88 00:04:41,761 --> 00:04:42,868 Really? 89 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:49,943 Yeah, yeah, oh! 90 00:04:49,944 --> 00:04:53,277 Is it really that hard to put your clothes down the chute? 91 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,131 Come on! 92 00:04:56,132 --> 00:04:58,300 Baby wants you to smack that ass. 93 00:05:01,304 --> 00:05:03,430 No, Liam, I have to pee! 94 00:05:03,431 --> 00:05:07,601 - Oh, yes, yes! - Oh. 95 00:05:07,602 --> 00:05:08,712 Sorry, Sister Debbie. 96 00:05:08,713 --> 00:05:10,896 Five after seven is my bathroom time, 97 00:05:10,897 --> 00:05:11,981 per the deal with me 98 00:05:11,982 --> 00:05:13,816 for me to come live in this cracker barrel. 99 00:05:18,321 --> 00:05:20,454 I'm not your maid, people! 100 00:05:57,917 --> 00:06:00,155 Ooh. 101 00:06:03,575 --> 00:06:05,951 Ugh. 102 00:06:05,952 --> 00:06:08,704 Get your head out of the sink, Frank. 103 00:06:08,705 --> 00:06:09,747 Where's your pants? 104 00:06:40,111 --> 00:06:41,570 Has anyone seen my gas mask? 105 00:06:41,571 --> 00:06:42,863 And my work boots? 106 00:06:42,864 --> 00:06:44,573 Anything left in the upstairs hallway 107 00:06:44,574 --> 00:06:47,409 can now be found in the backyard! 108 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:48,884 What? Why? 109 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,039 'Cause the hallway is a public space, 110 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,833 and all public spaces need to be kept clear of clutter 111 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:57,245 to allow for safe egress in the event of fire. 112 00:06:57,246 --> 00:06:58,755 All right. 113 00:07:00,048 --> 00:07:02,007 Can you get out of the kitchen, Frank? 114 00:07:02,008 --> 00:07:03,176 Hey, shoo. 115 00:07:05,095 --> 00:07:07,805 - No pants, Frank. - Hey, good morning, Debbie. 116 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:10,016 - Mwah. - Hi. 117 00:07:11,601 --> 00:07:12,893 Who are you supposed to be today? 118 00:07:12,894 --> 00:07:14,687 Frederick Douglass. 119 00:07:14,688 --> 00:07:16,772 Liam, sausage and eggs. 120 00:07:16,773 --> 00:07:18,190 Grab a plate. 121 00:07:18,191 --> 00:07:20,417 I don't eat the white man's swine. 122 00:07:20,418 --> 00:07:22,162 - Huh? - Pork. 123 00:07:22,163 --> 00:07:23,445 I like swine. 124 00:07:23,446 --> 00:07:25,322 - Hey! - Ouch. 125 00:07:25,323 --> 00:07:27,408 Only kids under 12 eat for free. 126 00:07:27,409 --> 00:07:29,243 Everybody else pays. 127 00:07:29,244 --> 00:07:31,210 Farhad's letting me borrow his car on Saturday 128 00:07:31,211 --> 00:07:32,696 - to go visit Ian. - Oh, yeah? 129 00:07:32,697 --> 00:07:34,454 Yeah, if any of you guys want to tag along, 130 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:37,126 Franny and I are gonna leave at 8 a.m. sharp. 131 00:07:37,127 --> 00:07:39,128 - Yeah, we're in. - Me too. 132 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:40,671 Cool. Frank? 133 00:07:40,672 --> 00:07:42,756 - What? - Down to visit Ian? 134 00:07:42,757 --> 00:07:44,752 No one ran a load? 135 00:07:44,753 --> 00:07:46,427 Okay, listen up, people. 136 00:07:46,428 --> 00:07:48,637 For the last time, I'm not Fiona. 137 00:07:48,638 --> 00:07:50,617 I've got my own kid to raise. 138 00:07:50,618 --> 00:07:52,577 If you wanna do your laundry, do it yourself. 139 00:07:52,578 --> 00:07:54,143 It's right there. 140 00:07:54,144 --> 00:07:56,228 You don't want breakfast, Liam? Fine. 141 00:07:56,229 --> 00:07:58,161 - I gotta get to work. - All right, you good? 142 00:07:58,162 --> 00:07:59,481 - Yeah. - Yeah? 143 00:07:59,482 --> 00:08:01,224 Bye. 144 00:08:04,237 --> 00:08:06,531 I love you so much. 145 00:08:07,323 --> 00:08:09,324 - I miss you already. - All right. 146 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,368 - I'll see you. - Yeah. 147 00:08:11,369 --> 00:08:13,495 Bye, family. 148 00:08:13,496 --> 00:08:15,039 Bye. 149 00:08:18,418 --> 00:08:20,753 She have a serious head injury or something recently? 150 00:08:20,754 --> 00:08:23,297 Ah, it's just the baby hormones making her nice. 151 00:08:23,298 --> 00:08:24,465 - School? - Yep. 152 00:08:24,466 --> 00:08:26,300 All right, let's go. 153 00:08:28,011 --> 00:08:29,178 Bye, Debs. See ya, Franny. 154 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:31,430 Bye. 155 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:33,182 ? Hey! ? 156 00:08:33,183 --> 00:08:34,600 ? Hey! ? 157 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:14,681 Gallagher, get your ass up! 158 00:09:14,682 --> 00:09:17,726 ? Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ? 159 00:09:17,727 --> 00:09:20,229 ? Na, na, na, na, na ? 160 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,147 How long have I been in here? 161 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:26,110 ? Na, na, na, na, na, na ? 162 00:09:26,111 --> 00:09:27,486 - ? I'ma take ya ? - ? Na, na, na, na... ? 163 00:09:27,487 --> 00:09:29,029 Clean yourself up. 164 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:30,405 You're graduating 165 00:09:30,406 --> 00:09:31,949 so we can kick you the hell out. 166 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:33,408 ? And when you're in my sights ? 167 00:09:38,039 --> 00:09:39,373 ? I'ma take ya ? 168 00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:42,042 ? Down like dynamite ? 169 00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:44,044 ? Turn it up ? 170 00:09:44,045 --> 00:09:45,587 ? Fahrenheit ? 171 00:09:45,588 --> 00:09:48,465 ? Time for you to say good-bye ? 172 00:09:48,466 --> 00:09:51,114 ? I'ma take you down like dynamite ? 173 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:58,433 ? I'ma take you down like dynamite ? 174 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:04,773 ? Dynamite ? 175 00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:08,152 Attention! 176 00:10:08,153 --> 00:10:09,194 Forward! 177 00:10:09,195 --> 00:10:11,947 One, two! 178 00:10:11,948 --> 00:10:14,950 Left, left, right, left. 179 00:10:14,951 --> 00:10:18,204 Left, left, left, right, left. 180 00:10:25,753 --> 00:10:27,254 Your dashiki came! 181 00:10:27,255 --> 00:10:28,964 Yeah, yesterday. 182 00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:31,425 - Very handsome. - Frederick Douglass breakfast? 183 00:10:31,426 --> 00:10:33,051 Slave or freedom breakfast? 184 00:10:33,052 --> 00:10:36,536 Slave breakfast from my new "Slave Quarters Cookbook," 185 00:10:36,537 --> 00:10:37,639 grits and okra. 186 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,016 Slaves ate okra? 187 00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:41,727 That's what the book says: okra, weeds, roots, 188 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,688 whatever we could grow or dig up behind slave quarters. 189 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:47,483 Master only gave us a cup of cornmeal a day to live on. 190 00:10:48,443 --> 00:10:49,693 Want some blackstrap molasses? 191 00:10:49,694 --> 00:10:50,694 Sure. 192 00:10:52,864 --> 00:10:54,760 What do you think of Chukwuemeka? 193 00:10:54,761 --> 00:10:56,617 I wanna ditch my slave name. 194 00:10:56,618 --> 00:10:59,061 It means "God has done something great" in Igbo. 195 00:10:59,954 --> 00:11:01,288 I like it. 196 00:11:02,498 --> 00:11:05,460 God definitely did something great day you were born. 197 00:11:06,669 --> 00:11:08,378 Mornin'. 198 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,131 Mornin'. 199 00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:12,424 Good morning, girls. 200 00:11:12,425 --> 00:11:14,843 - Hi. - Hi, Daddy. 201 00:11:14,844 --> 00:11:16,011 Don King, right? 202 00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:18,675 - No, Frederick Douglass. - Who? 203 00:11:18,676 --> 00:11:20,813 Author, orator, escaped slave. 204 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,935 Oh, you two studying him in your "being black" class? 205 00:11:22,936 --> 00:11:25,229 Yep, we are up to the Civil War. 206 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,929 Reconstruction is next. 207 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:29,233 Have to cover the Emancipation Proclamation 208 00:11:29,234 --> 00:11:31,109 and the defeat of the slave-owning traitor 209 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:33,209 Robert E. Lee at the hands of black soldiers 210 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,977 who fought and died to save America for the white man. 211 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:38,325 I always thought Robert E. Lee was some sort of great general. 212 00:11:38,326 --> 00:11:39,791 Racist shithead. 213 00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:41,145 But don't he have statues? 214 00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:43,464 Statues all gotta come down. 215 00:11:43,465 --> 00:11:45,207 - What the hell is that? - Chitlins. 216 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,123 - Chitlins? - Pig intestines. 217 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,369 Really? 218 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,379 We gotta eat what our ancestors ate 219 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,756 if we're gonna understand what they sacrificed for us. 220 00:11:52,757 --> 00:11:54,858 All right, baby, I'm going to the park to shoot some hoops. 221 00:11:54,859 --> 00:11:55,968 I'll see you later at the Alibi. 222 00:11:55,969 --> 00:11:58,262 Bye, girls. See you later, Fred. 223 00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:02,891 Why can't I get 224 00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:05,519 a couple of hundred bucks of my Fiona money now? 225 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,688 Fiona didn't leave you any money, Frank. 226 00:12:07,689 --> 00:12:09,564 She left money for the family, 227 00:12:09,565 --> 00:12:10,841 and she left it under my control 228 00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:12,201 because she knows I'm the only Gallagher 229 00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:15,237 that wouldn't waste it on frivolous, stupid things. 230 00:12:15,238 --> 00:12:18,657 I've divided Fiona's $50,000 into three categories: 231 00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:21,785 30,000 for essentials, 20,000 for savings. 232 00:12:21,786 --> 00:12:23,495 Savings? 233 00:12:23,496 --> 00:12:25,122 What the hell for? 234 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:27,178 We need a rainy day fund, Frank. 235 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,084 Anytime you're around, it's pouring. 236 00:12:29,085 --> 00:12:31,586 After I take care of all of the essentials, 237 00:12:31,587 --> 00:12:34,722 whatever's left goes into the discretionary fund 238 00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:36,877 with money divided equally for each of us, 239 00:12:36,878 --> 00:12:38,760 you included, unfortunately. 240 00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:41,930 - Doctors? - Yep, and dentists. 241 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,099 What's wrong with the ER? It's free. 242 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,351 The ER is not free, Frank. 243 00:12:46,352 --> 00:12:47,997 You just don't pay your bills. 244 00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:50,907 Garbage disposal, home repairs. 245 00:12:51,974 --> 00:12:54,109 Taxes? 246 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:56,320 What's this 600 bucks you've already taken 247 00:12:56,321 --> 00:12:58,840 out of my nonexistent discretionary money? 248 00:12:58,841 --> 00:13:01,094 600 bucks, new couch. 249 00:13:02,118 --> 00:13:04,786 There's nothing wrong with our couch. 250 00:13:04,787 --> 00:13:06,621 You spent the last six months 251 00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:09,791 dribbling your broken leg juices and piss all over it. 252 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:11,586 It's perfectly fine. 253 00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:14,671 It's just... 254 00:13:14,672 --> 00:13:17,175 The cushions need plumping, that's all. 255 00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:21,894 Yeah, we're getting a new couch, 256 00:13:21,895 --> 00:13:24,056 and it's coming out of your share. 257 00:13:24,057 --> 00:13:25,766 Oh, no, it is not. 258 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:26,975 Yeah, it is. 259 00:13:26,976 --> 00:13:28,944 All right, I gotta go to work now, 260 00:13:28,945 --> 00:13:31,355 you know, that thing people do to make money 261 00:13:31,356 --> 00:13:33,190 to support their children. 262 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,621 You might want to wash those clothes. 263 00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:35,734 You smell like 264 00:13:35,735 --> 00:13:37,986 a sushi restaurant dumpster on a hot day. 265 00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:40,447 ? Turn the beat up ? 266 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:41,536 ? The homie hit me up ? 267 00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:42,841 ? To tear the beat up ? 268 00:13:42,842 --> 00:13:45,255 ? Weak MCs, I see 'em like beef ? 269 00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:46,536 ? I'ma show my tail ? 270 00:13:46,537 --> 00:13:47,746 ? Then shred 'em on they own beat ? 271 00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:49,164 Right here, here. Here, here. 272 00:13:49,165 --> 00:13:50,499 ? Like everybody owes me ? 273 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,666 ? Doin' my dance ? 274 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,001 ? Got all the girlies on me ? 275 00:13:53,002 --> 00:13:55,674 ? I'ma keep it solid while exposing all you phonies ? 276 00:13:55,675 --> 00:13:57,213 ? Bet you can't keep me down ? 277 00:13:57,214 --> 00:13:58,173 Oh! 278 00:13:58,174 --> 00:13:59,633 ? Bet you don't believe me now ? 279 00:13:59,634 --> 00:14:01,968 ? Stand up, stand up, fight the fight ? 280 00:14:01,969 --> 00:14:04,513 ? Stand up, stand up, knock out lights ? 281 00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:05,806 ? Stand up, stand up ? 282 00:14:05,807 --> 00:14:06,932 Don't give it to him. 283 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,308 I'm open. Pass me the ball. 284 00:14:08,309 --> 00:14:09,476 Here, here, here, here, here. 285 00:14:09,477 --> 00:14:12,104 ? Stand up, stand up, fight the fight ? 286 00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:13,522 ? Stand up, stand up ? 287 00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:14,856 I got it. I got it. 288 00:14:14,857 --> 00:14:16,525 ? Stand up, stand up ? 289 00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,360 - Awesome, Pete. - Thanks, man. 290 00:14:18,361 --> 00:14:19,945 ? Stand up, stand up, and I don't back down ? 291 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,572 ? Stand up, stand up, and you're goin' down ? 292 00:14:22,573 --> 00:14:23,782 Give me the ball, man. Give me the ball. 293 00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:24,830 Give me the ball! 294 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,662 Come on, man. 295 00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:28,091 ? Get it how I live ? 296 00:14:28,092 --> 00:14:30,413 ? Take a shot of [...], get they dreams of getting rich ? 297 00:14:30,414 --> 00:14:32,541 ? Your boy come equipped with the genie, keep it lit ? 298 00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:33,834 Give me the damn ball, man. 299 00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:36,561 Give me the rock. I'm open. 300 00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:38,380 ? Switch up the hits ? 301 00:14:38,381 --> 00:14:40,924 ? Got the haters bitter like unripe figs ? 302 00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:42,050 ? Never hold my tongue, I'ma tell you how it is ? 303 00:14:42,051 --> 00:14:43,677 Yo, yo, yo, yo, look up! Look up! 304 00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:44,928 Pass it! 305 00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:46,721 Right here, here, here, here. 306 00:14:46,722 --> 00:14:49,391 ? Like unripe figs ? 307 00:14:49,392 --> 00:14:51,393 ? Like unripe figs ? 308 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,114 Oh, man. 309 00:15:08,077 --> 00:15:09,405 Morning, Gloria. 310 00:15:09,906 --> 00:15:12,998 Anything governmental check-like in there? 311 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,916 Government hasn't figured out you're scamming 312 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,794 our hard-earned taxpayer dollars yet, Frank? 313 00:15:17,795 --> 00:15:20,463 I am a loyal citizen of this great republic, 314 00:15:20,464 --> 00:15:23,711 currently unemployed due to endemic ageism 315 00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:25,385 and disruptive technologies 316 00:15:25,386 --> 00:15:28,597 reordering everything in our new gig economy. 317 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,100 Fiona, Fiona. 318 00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:34,811 Fiona, Fiona, Fiona. Fiona. 319 00:15:34,812 --> 00:15:37,522 You should thank me for continuing to pay 320 00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:40,442 your inflated civil service wages 321 00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:44,446 while the Silicon Valley eggheads program the drones 322 00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:47,741 that will make your antiquated job obsolete. 323 00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,103 Here we go. 324 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,865 Don't look at me like that. 325 00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:33,381 I've got a system. 326 00:16:33,382 --> 00:16:35,413 It's all going back. 327 00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:36,777 Nordstrom's is blue, 328 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,333 Marshalls is pink, 329 00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,168 Bloomie's is purple, 330 00:16:40,169 --> 00:16:42,244 Chanel is orange, Gucci's black, 331 00:16:42,245 --> 00:16:43,847 and Prada is yellow. 332 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,983 I deserve to feel special. 333 00:16:47,197 --> 00:16:49,799 What should I wear under my Carhartts today, 334 00:16:50,346 --> 00:16:54,391 La Perla or Victoria's Secret? 335 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,871 Victoria's Secret. 336 00:16:56,872 --> 00:16:58,728 Victoria's Secret it is. 337 00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:19,499 Who you supposed to be today? 338 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,744 Frederick Douglass. 339 00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:22,210 In a dashiki? 340 00:17:22,211 --> 00:17:24,156 Douglass was from Senegambia. 341 00:17:24,157 --> 00:17:25,380 Dude, it's not a real place. 342 00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:26,548 You gotta chill out with that shit. 343 00:17:26,549 --> 00:17:28,055 You look like "Coming to America." 344 00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:30,714 Most people aren't as ignorant as you. 345 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:32,586 They'll appreciate this. 346 00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:34,167 We going or not? 347 00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:39,060 Okay. 348 00:17:39,061 --> 00:17:41,582 I'm not walking next to you dressed like that. 349 00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:50,196 She wants to have sex all the time. 350 00:17:50,197 --> 00:17:51,573 All right, three times last night 351 00:17:51,574 --> 00:17:52,949 and again this morning. 352 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,462 No hemorrhoids or problems with the mucus plug? 353 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:56,862 What's a mucus plug? 354 00:17:56,863 --> 00:17:58,955 You'd know if you'd had a problem with it. 355 00:17:58,956 --> 00:17:59,914 You know, I never thought I'd be complaining 356 00:17:59,915 --> 00:18:01,542 about having this much sex. 357 00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:03,126 Enjoy it while you can. 358 00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:04,794 Cami didn't want me to touch her for months 359 00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:05,854 after Miles was born. 360 00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:06,891 Oh, that's the thing, 361 00:18:06,892 --> 00:18:08,310 she's so fucking nice to me all the time. 362 00:18:08,311 --> 00:18:10,091 You know, it's all honey, sweetie. 363 00:18:10,092 --> 00:18:12,273 She called me boo this morning. 364 00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:14,084 I mean, it's "alien abduction movie" creepy. 365 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:16,264 - I don't like it. - It won't last. 366 00:18:16,265 --> 00:18:18,933 Once the baby's born, with the sleep deprivation, 367 00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:22,729 the postpartum craziness, and Tami being kind of a bitch, 368 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:24,438 it's gonna be a rough ride, my friend. 369 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:26,026 Is that valves? 370 00:18:26,027 --> 00:18:27,988 Hmm, and rings. 371 00:18:29,153 --> 00:18:31,237 Cami's making a list of stuff she thinks 372 00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:32,906 you still need to buy before your baby gets here. 373 00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:34,282 Oh, come on, man. Really? 374 00:18:34,283 --> 00:18:36,299 Wha... what about all the shit we got at the baby shower? 375 00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:38,203 The expensive stuff nobody around here 376 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,952 can afford to give at a shower. 377 00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,997 It's a fancy breast pump, 378 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,585 baby video monitor that connects to your phone, 379 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:49,297 some Scandinavian car seat-stroller combo thing. 380 00:18:49,298 --> 00:18:51,012 I grew up around a ton of kids. 381 00:18:51,013 --> 00:18:53,009 I never had any of that shit. 382 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:55,428 You know, Frank wouldn't even buy us diapers half the time. 383 00:18:55,429 --> 00:18:57,472 He'd tape garbage bags around us, 384 00:18:57,473 --> 00:18:59,770 hose us off in the backyard before bedtime. 385 00:19:00,192 --> 00:19:01,692 Really? 386 00:19:02,653 --> 00:19:04,405 No, but close. 387 00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:08,441 It's on a different floor. 388 00:19:08,442 --> 00:19:10,485 One moment, please. I'll transfer you. 389 00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:20,203 How you feeling, Frank? 390 00:19:20,204 --> 00:19:22,078 Still in a lot of pain, Doc. 391 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,996 Really, after all this time? 392 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,750 I can barely sleep. 393 00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:27,752 The pain is excruciating. 394 00:19:27,753 --> 00:19:31,381 Oxycontin is the only thing making life bearable. 395 00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:34,259 Hmm, well, let's take a look. 396 00:19:35,886 --> 00:19:37,972 Doc, please, careful. 397 00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:41,349 I haven't touched you yet, Frank. 398 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:44,830 I think that kid surgeon, uh, 399 00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:47,564 musta severed some nerves or something. 400 00:19:47,565 --> 00:19:49,190 How long's it been now, six months? 401 00:19:49,191 --> 00:19:53,194 Five. Five months of agony. 402 00:19:53,195 --> 00:19:55,488 Well, congratulations. 403 00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:56,823 You're healed. 404 00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:58,950 You might experience some minor discomfort, 405 00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:01,601 but you can take care of that with some Advil. 406 00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:03,519 Advil? 407 00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:05,932 Yeah, or anything over the counter will do. 408 00:20:06,459 --> 00:20:07,732 You're cutting me off? 409 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,572 Gotta err on the side of caution. 410 00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:16,384 Oxycontin is highly addictive. 411 00:20:16,385 --> 00:20:18,381 We wouldn't want you to become drug dependent. 412 00:20:19,207 --> 00:20:22,221 Shouldn't you be titrating me down slowly 413 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,785 like a half a dose for a year or two, 414 00:20:24,786 --> 00:20:26,645 - Maybe, um... - Nope. 415 00:20:28,063 --> 00:20:29,756 - Vicodin. - No. 416 00:20:31,358 --> 00:20:33,235 - Codeine. - Not a chance. 417 00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:35,528 So that's it. 418 00:20:35,529 --> 00:20:37,363 You're just gonna let me suffer in silence. 419 00:20:37,364 --> 00:20:39,616 Oh, I don't think you're gonna be silent, Frank. 420 00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:41,662 You know, you may want to try 421 00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:43,559 to slip out the back on your way out. 422 00:20:44,288 --> 00:20:47,207 The billing department put out a most-wanted deadbeats poster, 423 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,748 and your picture is on it. 424 00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:50,990 When the doctors in this dump 425 00:20:50,991 --> 00:20:52,754 start caring about their patients in pain, 426 00:20:52,755 --> 00:20:55,215 maybe some of us'll start paying our bills! 427 00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:58,885 Well, shit. 428 00:21:06,435 --> 00:21:10,186 Hey, yo, African booty scratcher! 429 00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:11,940 Yo, dashiki boy! 430 00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:14,985 Yeah, you. 431 00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:18,738 I'm talking to you, Mufasa. 432 00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:20,573 Yo, kid! 433 00:21:25,901 --> 00:21:27,831 I'm that guy now, 434 00:21:27,832 --> 00:21:29,791 that pathetic old guy that no one guards 435 00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:31,793 because he can't make a basket. 436 00:21:31,794 --> 00:21:33,378 You're not old-old, honey, 437 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,597 but every athlete slows down a bit. 438 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,846 Maybe you just need to change up your game. 439 00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:40,105 Has Brady slowed down? 440 00:21:40,106 --> 00:21:41,949 No, he just won the Super Bowl last year. 441 00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:43,801 Tiger Woods? No. 442 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,117 He won the Masters. 443 00:21:45,118 --> 00:21:47,183 Those guys are freaks of nature 444 00:21:47,184 --> 00:21:50,300 pampered and coddled by an army of trainers and nutritionists. 445 00:21:50,301 --> 00:21:52,560 Not to mention the performance-enhancing drugs. 446 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,858 Brady doesn't use performance-enhancing drugs. 447 00:21:54,859 --> 00:21:56,693 Uh-huh, sure he doesn't. 448 00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:58,069 Look, you can't compare yourself 449 00:21:58,070 --> 00:21:59,821 to professional athletes, Kev. 450 00:21:59,822 --> 00:22:02,151 Hell, I ran a 5.2 40 in high school, 451 00:22:02,152 --> 00:22:04,144 and now I can barely finish a 5K. 452 00:22:04,145 --> 00:22:05,198 Or touch your toes. 453 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,995 Did you run a 5K? 454 00:22:06,996 --> 00:22:08,288 Well, I didn't say I ran it. 455 00:22:08,289 --> 00:22:09,831 There was some walking involved. 456 00:22:09,832 --> 00:22:10,707 And an Uber. 457 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,972 It's testosterone. 458 00:22:11,973 --> 00:22:14,335 Men lose one percent every year after the age of 30. 459 00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:15,879 Really, one percent? 460 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,334 You never had any to begin with, so don't worry about it. 461 00:22:18,335 --> 00:22:20,842 It's not me. It's my shitty shoes. 462 00:22:20,843 --> 00:22:22,051 Your shoes? 463 00:22:22,052 --> 00:22:23,344 Yeah, all the players are wearing 464 00:22:23,345 --> 00:22:25,513 Kobes and Jordans and LeBrons. 465 00:22:25,514 --> 00:22:26,932 This is what I need right here. 466 00:22:29,977 --> 00:22:31,704 $350? 467 00:22:31,705 --> 00:22:34,170 Impact cushioning and instant responsiveness 468 00:22:34,171 --> 00:22:35,471 plus easy entry. 469 00:22:35,472 --> 00:22:36,941 That a shoe or a fat hooker? 470 00:22:36,942 --> 00:22:38,630 Absolutely not. 471 00:22:38,631 --> 00:22:40,862 But, V, my old shoes are fucking up my shooting rhythm. 472 00:22:40,863 --> 00:22:43,341 It's not the shoes, honey. You're just getting old. 473 00:22:43,342 --> 00:22:45,101 You just said I wasn't getting old. 474 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:47,619 For $350, you old as shit, 475 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:50,121 Bernie Sanders old, Harry Belafonte old. 476 00:22:50,122 --> 00:22:51,311 Well, I'm still buying 'em. 477 00:22:51,312 --> 00:22:53,541 - Not with our money, you're not. - It's my money too. 478 00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:54,709 We're on a budget, Kev. 479 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:56,204 What do you suggest we skip this month, 480 00:22:56,205 --> 00:22:57,211 food or electricity? 481 00:22:57,212 --> 00:22:58,212 All right, fine. 482 00:22:58,213 --> 00:23:00,191 You don't want to help me reclaim my manhood, 483 00:23:00,192 --> 00:23:01,195 that's just fine. 484 00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:02,322 Then I'm gonna earn my own money, 485 00:23:02,323 --> 00:23:03,658 and I'm gonna buy these shoes. 486 00:23:07,556 --> 00:23:09,765 Stonewall Jackson Keogh. 487 00:23:20,243 --> 00:23:22,403 George S. Patton Lopez. 488 00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:37,877 Carl Francis Hashish Gallagher. 489 00:23:37,878 --> 00:23:40,756 Yo, Gallagher! 490 00:23:47,911 --> 00:23:49,997 You're a disgrace, Gallagher, 491 00:23:49,998 --> 00:23:51,808 a dark, putrid shit stain 492 00:23:51,809 --> 00:23:53,836 on the reputation of this institution. 493 00:23:53,837 --> 00:23:56,429 I never, ever want to see your face again, 494 00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:59,107 not on my campus, not in my town, 495 00:23:59,108 --> 00:24:01,383 my state, and not ever in my army. 496 00:24:01,384 --> 00:24:02,652 We clear, son? 497 00:24:02,653 --> 00:24:04,153 Crystal, sir. 498 00:24:04,154 --> 00:24:05,864 I've informed the Pentagon. 499 00:24:05,865 --> 00:24:07,031 You're not going to be allowed 500 00:24:07,032 --> 00:24:09,003 the honor of dying for your country. 501 00:24:09,004 --> 00:24:10,411 Thank you, sir. 502 00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:17,750 Yeah, baby! Yeah! 503 00:24:25,134 --> 00:24:27,260 ? Don't leave us behind ? 504 00:24:31,724 --> 00:24:33,099 ? Don't lose your head ? 505 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:39,689 This should really help with your arthritis pain, 506 00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:41,190 but beware of any dizziness. 507 00:24:41,191 --> 00:24:42,442 It's a common side effect of Oxycontin. 508 00:24:42,443 --> 00:24:47,196 Oh, I... I didn't know that. 509 00:24:47,197 --> 00:24:49,657 Well, uh, thank you so much, Bill. 510 00:24:49,658 --> 00:24:52,702 ? Don't look to the right of me ? 511 00:24:52,703 --> 00:24:55,246 ? Me, me, me ? 512 00:24:55,247 --> 00:24:58,666 ? Me, me, me ? 513 00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:01,502 ? This is why I can't stop ? 514 00:25:01,503 --> 00:25:05,339 ? It won't stop, it won't stop ? 515 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,174 Oh! 516 00:25:06,175 --> 00:25:08,593 Goodness gracious, I'm so sorry. 517 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:12,638 Oh, no, I'm sure it was my fault. 518 00:25:12,639 --> 00:25:14,640 I am so clumsy these days. 519 00:25:14,641 --> 00:25:17,143 No, no, it's this walker. 520 00:25:17,144 --> 00:25:19,145 I just can't get used to using it. 521 00:25:19,146 --> 00:25:20,772 I broke my hip. 522 00:25:20,773 --> 00:25:22,273 - Your hip? - Yeah. 523 00:25:22,274 --> 00:25:25,401 Oh, that's what happened to my Danny. 524 00:25:25,402 --> 00:25:27,028 Oh, I'm so sorry. 525 00:25:27,029 --> 00:25:31,449 Old age isn't for the faint of heart, is it? 526 00:25:31,450 --> 00:25:33,159 When you're right, you're right. 527 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,827 - Yeah. - You take care now. 528 00:25:34,828 --> 00:25:37,247 Oh, you too. Thanks. 529 00:25:42,753 --> 00:25:44,712 Uh, sir? 530 00:25:44,713 --> 00:25:47,215 Sir, uh, uh, you in the walker. 531 00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:48,508 Sir? 532 00:25:48,509 --> 00:25:50,384 I... I... I think you have my bag. 533 00:25:50,385 --> 00:25:52,720 ? I can't stop ? 534 00:25:52,721 --> 00:25:54,305 Sir? 535 00:25:54,306 --> 00:25:56,182 He's stealing my drugs! 536 00:25:56,183 --> 00:25:58,434 Police! 537 00:25:58,435 --> 00:25:59,644 Police! 538 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:00,812 Jesus. 539 00:26:00,813 --> 00:26:04,483 - What the fuck, asshole? - Shit, what the fuck? 540 00:26:05,984 --> 00:26:07,235 Mikey? 541 00:26:07,236 --> 00:26:08,402 Frank. 542 00:26:08,403 --> 00:26:11,823 Jesus, Mikey, what... 543 00:26:13,909 --> 00:26:14,992 What happened? 544 00:26:14,993 --> 00:26:16,160 What happened to you? 545 00:26:16,161 --> 00:26:17,537 Busted femur. 546 00:26:17,538 --> 00:26:19,080 Bone poked out right through the skin. 547 00:26:19,081 --> 00:26:21,972 Two ER nurses threw up when they saw it. 548 00:26:21,973 --> 00:26:23,918 Oh, train. 549 00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:27,255 I passed out on the Garfield L platform, 550 00:26:27,256 --> 00:26:29,674 then I fell onto the tracks, 551 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,926 and then the train just came and took 'em clean off. 552 00:26:31,927 --> 00:26:33,905 There he is. That's him. 553 00:26:33,906 --> 00:26:35,951 Uh, good seeing you, Mikey. I gotta go. 554 00:26:35,952 --> 00:26:37,431 - All right. - Go quick. 555 00:26:37,432 --> 00:26:40,101 No, look, he's running away. 556 00:26:40,102 --> 00:26:41,269 Go get him. 557 00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:43,271 Go on, get him. 558 00:26:45,023 --> 00:26:47,733 Outstanding! 559 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:13,217 They're so fucking disgusting. 560 00:27:13,218 --> 00:27:15,136 They never do their own dishes. 561 00:27:15,137 --> 00:27:18,556 They leave soaking wet towels on the floor after they shower. 562 00:27:18,557 --> 00:27:20,308 There's dirty underwear everywhere. 563 00:27:20,309 --> 00:27:21,976 You'd think it would kill them 564 00:27:21,977 --> 00:27:23,269 to clean their pubes out of the tub 565 00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:26,522 or... or use the toilet brush after they take a shit. 566 00:27:26,523 --> 00:27:29,317 And then they get mad at me if I don't buy the groceries 567 00:27:29,318 --> 00:27:31,569 or make dinner or do their laundry. 568 00:27:31,570 --> 00:27:34,363 Mmm, you smell nice. 569 00:27:34,364 --> 00:27:35,656 You wearing that Lancôme again? 570 00:27:35,657 --> 00:27:36,991 Chanel. 571 00:27:36,992 --> 00:27:38,774 I got two spritzes left before I have to return it. 572 00:27:38,775 --> 00:27:39,660 Nice. 573 00:27:39,661 --> 00:27:41,329 Yeah, I like it, 574 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:45,046 hints of jasmine and elderberry. 575 00:27:45,047 --> 00:27:48,002 They're like blind baby boy pigs. 576 00:27:48,003 --> 00:27:49,780 And why is it my job to take care of them? 577 00:27:49,781 --> 00:27:51,964 I mean, just because they're boys and I'm girl. 578 00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:54,550 You know, the Amazon women had the right idea: 579 00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:57,303 raise men in cages for reproduction, 580 00:27:57,304 --> 00:27:58,596 then sacrifice them to Aphrodite 581 00:27:58,597 --> 00:28:00,682 on a big vulva-shaped altar. 582 00:28:02,726 --> 00:28:05,186 It is long past time women take over the world. 583 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,313 Men have been screwing everything up 584 00:28:07,314 --> 00:28:10,358 since Adam forced Eve to eat that damn apple. 585 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,486 Uh, I think the serpent made Eve eat the apple. 586 00:28:13,487 --> 00:28:16,781 Yeah, well, what do you want to bet the serpent had a dick? 587 00:28:20,369 --> 00:28:21,845 I'm so proud of you. 588 00:28:21,846 --> 00:28:22,787 Thanks. 589 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,017 Oh, you made it. 590 00:28:28,087 --> 00:28:30,453 I didn't see your family. Are they here somewhere? 591 00:28:30,454 --> 00:28:32,213 I didn't tell them I was graduating. 592 00:28:32,214 --> 00:28:33,339 Why not? 593 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:35,174 I wasn't sure I was going to. 594 00:28:35,175 --> 00:28:37,135 Carl, Carl! 595 00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:43,349 Um, Mom, Dad, this is Corporal Carl Gallagher, 596 00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:45,351 the only man who had the courage 597 00:28:45,352 --> 00:28:47,809 to stand up for me when I was assaulted. 598 00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:49,562 Oh! 599 00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,482 Mwah. Bless you, Corporal. 600 00:28:51,483 --> 00:28:54,235 Our Charlie couldn't have made it without you. 601 00:28:54,236 --> 00:28:56,236 Corporal Gallagher stood up to eight cadets 602 00:28:56,237 --> 00:28:57,822 when they jumped me in the showers, 603 00:28:57,823 --> 00:29:00,700 waded in to help me with only a bar of soap, 604 00:29:00,701 --> 00:29:03,537 a bottle of conditioner, and... and a flip-flop. 605 00:29:05,205 --> 00:29:07,623 I would never have been able to come out as trans 606 00:29:07,624 --> 00:29:10,290 and begin hormone reassignment therapy 607 00:29:11,472 --> 00:29:14,777 if he hadn't been willing to put his body on the line 608 00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:18,259 so that I may live my gender truth. 609 00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:20,929 I will never forget you. 610 00:29:22,431 --> 00:29:24,558 Thank you. 611 00:29:26,783 --> 00:29:28,617 Did he just say he wants to be a girl? 612 00:29:28,618 --> 00:29:30,936 I... I... I thought trans meant 613 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,523 he was transferring in from another school. 614 00:29:32,524 --> 00:29:34,734 Did I just spend six fucking weeks in the brig 615 00:29:34,735 --> 00:29:37,364 because some dude wants to be a chick? 616 00:29:42,951 --> 00:29:44,618 So you used to work here. 617 00:29:44,619 --> 00:29:46,019 Yeah, a couple years ago. 618 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:49,248 Customers loved it when I danced to "I Want Your Sex." 619 00:29:49,249 --> 00:29:51,375 - George Michael. - Yeah, and I do this fantastic 620 00:29:51,376 --> 00:29:52,918 little freeze thing with "Vogue," 621 00:29:52,919 --> 00:29:55,581 pop up here, Madonna. 622 00:29:57,007 --> 00:29:58,336 How old are you? 623 00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:00,177 30... 624 00:30:03,305 --> 00:30:05,639 Come back at 6 and we'll see how it goes. 625 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,974 I'm short a dancer tonight 626 00:30:06,975 --> 00:30:08,768 because Donny's shingles flared up. 627 00:30:08,769 --> 00:30:10,478 Thank you so much, man. 628 00:30:10,479 --> 00:30:12,085 You will not be disappointed, I promise. 629 00:30:19,321 --> 00:30:20,654 Margi, hey. 630 00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:22,823 What are we doing today? 631 00:30:22,824 --> 00:30:24,700 You wanna do, uh, more pink highlights, 632 00:30:24,701 --> 00:30:26,660 or are we taking you back to your natural brunette? 633 00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:29,164 Nordic white with honey streaks. 634 00:30:33,835 --> 00:30:34,835 I'll give it a shot. 635 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:39,673 You know that mask's kind of freaky, right? 636 00:30:39,674 --> 00:30:40,841 Yeah, well, it's better than Junior 637 00:30:40,842 --> 00:30:43,762 being born with flippers and a tail. 638 00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:49,016 Jeff is definitely cheating on me. 639 00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:50,726 But I'm not gonna confront him. 640 00:30:50,727 --> 00:30:52,019 Think I'll just start sleeping around 641 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:54,271 until I pick up a nasty STD, 642 00:30:54,272 --> 00:30:56,649 then give it to him so he can give it to her. 643 00:30:56,650 --> 00:30:58,635 Serve the skank right. 644 00:30:59,736 --> 00:31:02,501 You okay? 645 00:31:02,502 --> 00:31:03,989 Tami? 646 00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:05,826 Should we call your doctor? 647 00:31:09,196 --> 00:31:10,913 Ah, ah! 648 00:31:11,915 --> 00:31:13,290 Just breathe. 649 00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:14,583 Ah! 650 00:31:14,584 --> 00:31:17,294 Shit. 651 00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:19,088 Hey, can you get that for me? 652 00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:23,175 Lip's phone. 653 00:31:23,176 --> 00:31:24,593 It's Tami. 654 00:31:24,594 --> 00:31:26,053 Yeah, tell her I'll call her right back. 655 00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:27,722 Can he call you back? 656 00:31:29,349 --> 00:31:30,516 Uh, you're gonna wanna take this. 657 00:31:30,517 --> 00:31:33,227 Why? Why? Hey. 658 00:31:33,228 --> 00:31:34,436 Yeah, so I've been doing 659 00:31:34,437 --> 00:31:36,063 a little bit of this and that. 660 00:31:36,064 --> 00:31:38,566 I ran a pigeon drop scheme for a while. 661 00:31:38,567 --> 00:31:41,110 Ah, people still falling for that old chestnut? 662 00:31:41,111 --> 00:31:43,696 Yeah, a sucker born every minute. 663 00:31:43,697 --> 00:31:45,728 What about you? What you been up to? 664 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:49,568 I've been stuck on the couch recovering for months, 665 00:31:49,569 --> 00:31:51,608 both physically, my femur, 666 00:31:51,609 --> 00:31:54,499 and from a broken heart. 667 00:31:55,293 --> 00:31:56,876 Unlucky in love? 668 00:31:56,877 --> 00:31:58,502 - Kids. - Oh. 669 00:31:58,503 --> 00:31:59,920 My firstborn ran off. 670 00:32:00,773 --> 00:32:03,257 And now my youngest daughter, 671 00:32:03,258 --> 00:32:05,926 the slutty one that had the baby in middle school, 672 00:32:05,927 --> 00:32:07,887 thinks she's in charge. 673 00:32:07,888 --> 00:32:11,182 She's got her grubby, slutty hands 674 00:32:11,183 --> 00:32:12,988 all over the family purse strings, 675 00:32:12,989 --> 00:32:14,310 won't even cough up a few bucks 676 00:32:14,311 --> 00:32:15,853 for her old man to have a cold one 677 00:32:15,854 --> 00:32:17,146 after a long day of work. 678 00:32:17,147 --> 00:32:19,582 You know, we sacrifice so much for our kids, 679 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,859 and first chance they get, wham, bam, 680 00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:23,944 not even "thank you, Dad," you know? 681 00:32:23,945 --> 00:32:25,779 I... I... nah. 682 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,324 Oh, oh, oh. 683 00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:30,118 What you doing? 684 00:32:40,879 --> 00:32:42,588 I thought we were going to your place. 685 00:32:42,589 --> 00:32:43,714 What are we doing here? 686 00:32:43,715 --> 00:32:46,008 Shopping for a little home furnishings. 687 00:32:46,009 --> 00:32:47,259 Do me a favor. 688 00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:51,639 Go hit that fire alarm down there, will ya? 689 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,806 What's in it for me? 690 00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:54,225 What's in it for you? 691 00:32:54,226 --> 00:32:55,809 How about... 692 00:32:56,999 --> 00:32:59,772 ...a little Purdue party? 693 00:32:59,773 --> 00:33:01,941 - Where's that alarm? - By the elevator. 694 00:33:01,942 --> 00:33:02,942 Yeah. 695 00:33:48,822 --> 00:33:52,283 Please exit the building calmly, everyone. 696 00:33:52,284 --> 00:33:54,118 No need for concern. 697 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,995 Right this way, just out the front doors, please. 698 00:34:01,751 --> 00:34:03,729 Probably just a false alarm. 699 00:34:03,730 --> 00:34:05,005 Right out that door, sir. 700 00:34:36,411 --> 00:34:38,871 They can't stop you from enlisting if you want to. 701 00:34:38,872 --> 00:34:40,372 Fuck the military. 702 00:34:40,373 --> 00:34:42,085 The army would be lucky to have you. 703 00:34:42,086 --> 00:34:43,250 The army can kiss my ass. 704 00:34:43,251 --> 00:34:44,918 Then join the navy with me. 705 00:34:44,919 --> 00:34:47,087 Sail the seven seas. See the world. 706 00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:48,964 Wait, there's seven seas? 707 00:34:48,965 --> 00:34:52,551 You would look so good in white bell-bottoms, 708 00:34:52,552 --> 00:34:53,948 little sailor hat. 709 00:34:53,949 --> 00:34:55,721 Nobody looks good in bell-bottoms. 710 00:34:57,006 --> 00:35:00,373 I, uh, have some bad news. 711 00:35:01,478 --> 00:35:02,751 Herpes? 712 00:35:03,813 --> 00:35:05,167 The day after tomorrow, 713 00:35:05,168 --> 00:35:08,436 I have to report back to Annapolis for Plebe Summer. 714 00:35:08,437 --> 00:35:09,818 Hell's that for? 715 00:35:09,819 --> 00:35:11,715 Freshman officer training. 716 00:35:11,716 --> 00:35:13,530 For how long? 717 00:35:13,531 --> 00:35:15,282 Six weeks. 718 00:35:15,283 --> 00:35:18,617 So we don't have a lot of time to fit it all in. 719 00:35:18,618 --> 00:35:19,858 Fit what all in? 720 00:35:19,859 --> 00:35:21,414 A summer's worth of sex. 721 00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:24,875 48 condoms? 722 00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:26,418 In 32 hours. 723 00:35:26,419 --> 00:35:28,382 You up for the challenge, Gallagher? 724 00:35:28,383 --> 00:35:29,588 Uh, yeah. 725 00:35:29,589 --> 00:35:30,839 Then prove it, pussy. 726 00:35:35,470 --> 00:35:36,970 Yo, V, do we have any turmeric? 727 00:35:36,971 --> 00:35:38,222 No. 728 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,971 What about spirulina? 729 00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:41,225 What the hell's spirulina? 730 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,476 I have no idea, 731 00:35:42,477 --> 00:35:44,938 but it's supposed to boost my testosterone. 732 00:35:47,899 --> 00:35:49,316 How much of that are you supposed to use? 733 00:35:49,317 --> 00:35:51,417 One scoop, but I'm a pretty big guy. 734 00:35:58,076 --> 00:35:59,481 Jesus, Kev. 735 00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:19,472 Holy shit. 736 00:36:32,318 --> 00:36:35,446 Liam, your lip. What the hell happened? 737 00:36:35,447 --> 00:36:38,422 A lack of appreciation of our shared heritage 738 00:36:38,423 --> 00:36:41,241 from some of our less woke black brothers. 739 00:36:44,998 --> 00:36:47,040 What's he drinking? 740 00:36:47,041 --> 00:36:48,518 Testosterone smoothie. 741 00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:50,784 It's supposed to help him get his manly mojo back. 742 00:36:50,785 --> 00:36:51,920 Can I have some? 743 00:36:51,921 --> 00:36:53,630 - No. - Just a little bit? 744 00:37:04,184 --> 00:37:07,811 You sure I can't get just a little bit of that? 745 00:37:07,812 --> 00:37:09,577 Think it's real this time? 746 00:37:09,578 --> 00:37:11,215 I'm not sure. 747 00:37:11,816 --> 00:37:13,567 Did your water break? 748 00:37:13,568 --> 00:37:15,819 No, but... 749 00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:17,488 Those are getting pretty close together. 750 00:37:17,489 --> 00:37:21,435 Just shut the fuck up and find a goddamn parking spot! 751 00:37:21,436 --> 00:37:22,701 She's back. 752 00:37:22,702 --> 00:37:23,775 All right. 753 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,415 Oh. 754 00:37:30,001 --> 00:37:32,044 Hey, all right. 755 00:37:32,045 --> 00:37:33,253 Can you walk? Can you walk? 756 00:37:33,254 --> 00:37:34,338 - Yeah. - Yeah? 757 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:35,798 Jesus, of course I can walk. 758 00:37:35,799 --> 00:37:36,965 Can you? 759 00:37:36,966 --> 00:37:37,674 - Yea... ah! - Honey, hey, hey. 760 00:37:37,675 --> 00:37:38,383 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 761 00:37:38,384 --> 00:37:40,052 Should you be squatting? 762 00:37:40,053 --> 00:37:40,761 Yeah, did you call my sister? 763 00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:42,387 No, Cami, no. No, no, no. 764 00:37:42,388 --> 00:37:43,388 Excuse me! 765 00:37:43,389 --> 00:37:44,431 I told you, I don't want you in there 766 00:37:44,432 --> 00:37:46,517 staring down my cooch 767 00:37:46,518 --> 00:37:49,561 with a baby head popping out while I shit in a hospital bed. 768 00:37:49,562 --> 00:37:51,855 All right, I'm gonna find you a wheelchair 769 00:37:51,856 --> 00:37:52,815 so you don't have the baby in the parking lot, all right? 770 00:38:00,198 --> 00:38:01,616 Ah, oh! 771 00:38:04,953 --> 00:38:08,455 Oh, yeah! 772 00:38:08,456 --> 00:38:10,457 Oh! Oh! Oh! 773 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:12,334 Let's go. 774 00:38:12,335 --> 00:38:15,295 Oh! Whoo! 775 00:38:15,296 --> 00:38:17,923 Whew. 776 00:38:22,804 --> 00:38:24,638 ? Oh, yeah, let me tell ya ? 777 00:38:26,185 --> 00:38:28,809 ? I've been livin' good ? 778 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:32,479 ? I'm not gonna hold it back ? 779 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,856 ? I'm gonna show ya ? 780 00:38:33,857 --> 00:38:36,316 Who you texting? 781 00:38:36,317 --> 00:38:37,609 Debbie, 782 00:38:37,610 --> 00:38:42,322 let her know we'll be home in a couple of hours. 783 00:38:42,323 --> 00:38:43,824 How many condoms we have left? 784 00:38:43,825 --> 00:38:45,576 Hmm. 785 00:38:45,577 --> 00:38:48,537 ? Livin' real, real good ? 786 00:38:51,624 --> 00:38:52,958 41. 787 00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:55,836 We're only averaging one an hour? 788 00:38:55,837 --> 00:38:58,025 I think we're gonna have to cut back on your recovery time. 789 00:38:58,026 --> 00:38:59,381 I think we may need to stop 790 00:38:59,382 --> 00:39:01,393 for a case of Red Bulls and some Tiger Balm. 791 00:39:02,468 --> 00:39:05,429 Mm, I have faith in you, Gallagher. 792 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,389 ? Ooh ? 793 00:39:07,390 --> 00:39:08,974 Mm. 794 00:39:14,272 --> 00:39:16,106 ? Real, real good ? 795 00:39:16,107 --> 00:39:17,608 ? Ooh ? 796 00:39:17,609 --> 00:39:19,192 Battery. 797 00:39:19,193 --> 00:39:21,111 ? Let me show ya ? 798 00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:22,905 ? Ooh ? 799 00:39:22,906 --> 00:39:25,309 - Who's that? - Kelly. 800 00:39:25,310 --> 00:39:26,867 Her and Carl are almost home. 801 00:39:26,868 --> 00:39:28,660 I thought your brother was in the army or something. 802 00:39:28,661 --> 00:39:30,954 Military school. 803 00:39:30,955 --> 00:39:32,748 You excited to see him? 804 00:39:32,749 --> 00:39:34,041 Yeah. 805 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:36,627 Weird, I... I guess I kinda miss the little dickhead. 806 00:39:36,628 --> 00:39:37,867 ? Ooh ? 807 00:39:37,868 --> 00:39:39,338 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 808 00:39:39,339 --> 00:39:40,547 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 809 00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:43,050 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 810 00:39:43,051 --> 00:39:44,760 ? Ooh, ooh ? 811 00:39:44,761 --> 00:39:46,098 ? Real, real good ? 812 00:39:46,099 --> 00:39:49,306 Yeah, excuse me, um, uh, I don't really know 813 00:39:49,307 --> 00:39:51,224 all the answers to these questions. 814 00:39:51,225 --> 00:39:52,225 Don't you have it on file somewhere? 815 00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:53,727 Are you with Miss Tamietti? 816 00:39:53,728 --> 00:39:55,103 - Yeah, yeah. - Get your ass in here. 817 00:39:55,104 --> 00:39:57,356 Whoa, whoa, um... 818 00:39:57,357 --> 00:39:59,393 What, uh... Wha... what's going on? 819 00:40:00,902 --> 00:40:03,000 Hey, is there something wrong or, um... 820 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:04,572 Put those on. 821 00:40:11,913 --> 00:40:13,205 Sign this. 822 00:40:13,206 --> 00:40:14,331 Wait, what is... What is this? 823 00:40:14,332 --> 00:40:15,353 Surgical consent. 824 00:40:15,354 --> 00:40:16,493 Fetal distress. 825 00:40:16,494 --> 00:40:18,502 We're performing an emergency C-section. 826 00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:19,688 We have to get this baby out now. 827 00:40:19,689 --> 00:40:21,242 No, no, no, no. I'm not having a Cesarean. 828 00:40:21,243 --> 00:40:22,631 I'm having my baby naturally. 829 00:40:22,632 --> 00:40:24,132 That's not going to happen, Tami. 830 00:40:24,133 --> 00:40:26,025 - Sign it. - I... I... I'm not really her... 831 00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:27,260 Are you the father? 832 00:40:27,261 --> 00:40:28,554 - Yeah, yes. - Then sign it. 833 00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:32,015 Asphyxia. 834 00:40:32,016 --> 00:40:34,643 - Uh... - Hold her hand. 835 00:40:35,977 --> 00:40:37,876 It's coming now. It's all right. 836 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,863 Hey, you the guy taking Donny's place? 837 00:40:46,864 --> 00:40:48,240 Yeah, I guess so. 838 00:40:48,241 --> 00:40:50,111 Well, that's Donny's spot right there. 839 00:40:51,265 --> 00:40:53,371 Hey, uh, do me a favor, would ya? 840 00:40:54,622 --> 00:40:56,204 Rip my ass wax. 841 00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:58,456 I can't reach back there with my arthritis. 842 00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:01,461 You guys are dancers? 843 00:41:01,462 --> 00:41:03,046 Well, yeah. 844 00:41:03,047 --> 00:41:05,733 I've been dancing on Daddy Night for ten years. 845 00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:08,135 Great tips. 846 00:41:08,136 --> 00:41:09,385 Hey. 847 00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:11,346 You can borrow my Tom Selleck, if you want. 848 00:41:11,347 --> 00:41:12,807 Millennials love it. 849 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:17,020 Okay, go ahead, yank it. 850 00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:20,895 Don't be shy. 851 00:41:21,315 --> 00:41:22,482 Oh! 852 00:41:24,902 --> 00:41:27,029 Oh, thanks. 853 00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:29,656 Ah. 854 00:41:36,372 --> 00:41:37,748 Oh, Carl! 855 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:44,087 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 856 00:41:44,088 --> 00:41:45,297 What? 857 00:41:45,298 --> 00:41:46,590 I... I think the condom broke. 858 00:41:47,508 --> 00:41:49,760 - Are you sure? - Yeah, hold on. 859 00:41:49,761 --> 00:41:50,802 I'm... I... I'll check. 860 00:41:50,803 --> 00:41:52,763 No, no, I'll do it. 861 00:41:52,764 --> 00:41:54,431 Drive, get out. 862 00:41:54,432 --> 00:41:56,016 I'm ovulating. Get out! 863 00:41:56,017 --> 00:41:58,810 Drive! Drive! 864 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:04,816 Okay, okay, okay. 865 00:42:04,817 --> 00:42:06,651 - Aren't you gonna sit? - Hell no. 866 00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:08,570 Gotta keep your nasty little swimmers downstream. 867 00:42:08,571 --> 00:42:09,946 - Go! - Where? 868 00:42:09,947 --> 00:42:11,823 Find a drugstore, and fast. 869 00:42:12,909 --> 00:42:14,345 ? Nuh shot nuh haffi fiyah ? 870 00:42:14,346 --> 00:42:16,036 ? Every posse get flat ? 871 00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:17,412 ? Nuh shot nuh haffi fiyah ? 872 00:42:17,413 --> 00:42:19,331 ? Hey, get up on it, get, get ? 873 00:42:19,332 --> 00:42:22,084 27 for me. 874 00:42:25,296 --> 00:42:26,296 One for you. 875 00:42:26,297 --> 00:42:27,380 Hey. 876 00:42:27,381 --> 00:42:30,676 And two for us to snort now. 877 00:42:31,511 --> 00:42:33,386 You're a true friend, Frankie. 878 00:42:33,387 --> 00:42:35,305 Don't I know it, Mikey. 879 00:42:40,144 --> 00:42:42,562 All hail mighty Oxy, 880 00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:45,732 the Dom Pérignon of opiates. 881 00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:48,652 Thank you, Mr. Sackler. 882 00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:51,781 You know, he'll never get the Nobel Prize... 883 00:42:53,762 --> 00:42:55,033 But he should. 884 00:42:55,034 --> 00:42:57,577 Yeah, Sackler should have his face carved 885 00:42:57,578 --> 00:43:01,081 on the Mount Rushmore of drugs. 886 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,815 Who else should be on that mountain? 887 00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:07,044 Um... 888 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,044 Bob Marley. 889 00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:11,005 Absolutely. 890 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:14,010 - Willie Nelson. - Gotta have Willie. 891 00:43:14,011 --> 00:43:15,679 - Willie. - Keith Richards. 892 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,341 Keith, yes, Keith. 893 00:43:17,342 --> 00:43:19,141 Of course. 894 00:43:19,142 --> 00:43:20,726 Jimi. 895 00:43:21,853 --> 00:43:25,356 OD'd, maybe not the best example. 896 00:43:26,798 --> 00:43:29,651 Nirvana. 897 00:43:29,652 --> 00:43:31,653 Well, I loved their first album. 898 00:43:31,654 --> 00:43:34,112 No, man, I'm talking about this moment: 899 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:37,743 peace, heaven, enlightenment. 900 00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:40,787 Shit, you really are high. 901 00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:42,914 Hmm. 902 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:45,792 The four noble truths. 903 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,420 You lost me there, little... little friend. 904 00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:50,297 Yeah, dukkha, 905 00:43:51,038 --> 00:43:52,799 truth of suffering. 906 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,176 Not big on suffering. 907 00:43:54,177 --> 00:43:55,867 Yeah, life is suffering. 908 00:43:57,096 --> 00:43:59,746 We're born just to die. 909 00:44:00,597 --> 00:44:01,981 Buddha. 910 00:44:01,982 --> 00:44:03,684 You're kinda bumming me out. 911 00:44:04,937 --> 00:44:08,482 Life's finite, Frank. 912 00:44:09,609 --> 00:44:11,444 No one lives forever. 913 00:44:13,321 --> 00:44:16,448 We're just dust waiting to return 914 00:44:16,449 --> 00:44:17,697 to our mother... 915 00:44:18,659 --> 00:44:19,891 The Earth. 916 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:25,332 Oh, nice cushions, by the way. 917 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,783 - Yeah. - Yeah. 918 00:44:26,784 --> 00:44:28,418 We did all right. 919 00:44:28,419 --> 00:44:29,969 Yeah, we did. 920 00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:31,504 We did good. 921 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:35,989 - Transfers. - I want sushi. 922 00:44:35,990 --> 00:44:37,302 Yeah? 923 00:44:37,303 --> 00:44:38,921 Disneyland. 924 00:44:38,922 --> 00:44:40,128 Anywhere. 925 00:44:46,604 --> 00:44:48,396 It's a boy. 926 00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:50,269 Did you know? 927 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:51,900 No... no, no. 928 00:44:58,366 --> 00:45:00,325 Check Apgar. 929 00:45:10,711 --> 00:45:12,379 Apgar is seven. 930 00:45:12,380 --> 00:45:14,381 Seven, that's good, right? 931 00:45:14,382 --> 00:45:17,717 - That's good. - That's good. 932 00:45:17,718 --> 00:45:19,803 Hey, hey, it's a boy. 933 00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:21,388 It's a boy. 934 00:45:21,389 --> 00:45:22,555 Yeah? 935 00:45:22,556 --> 00:45:24,182 Yeah, Tami, Tami, you won't believe it. 936 00:45:24,183 --> 00:45:25,308 He's so beautiful. 937 00:45:31,649 --> 00:45:33,149 What are you doing? 938 00:45:33,150 --> 00:45:34,234 My friend Janis 939 00:45:34,235 --> 00:45:36,695 said this is what you do when a condom breaks. 940 00:45:36,696 --> 00:45:39,715 Plan B, aisle two. Monistat, aisle three. 941 00:46:04,807 --> 00:46:06,766 Will there be anything else? 942 00:46:06,767 --> 00:46:09,894 Nope, just the sperm killer and the pineapple Fanta, thanks. 943 00:46:09,895 --> 00:46:13,774 Unless you have any samples of Viagra. 944 00:46:16,402 --> 00:46:18,862 Five-minute Apgar is nine. 945 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:21,197 - Good work, Dad. - Thanks. 946 00:46:21,198 --> 00:46:23,074 Lip? 947 00:46:23,075 --> 00:46:24,659 Hey, hey. 948 00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:26,286 He's doing great. 949 00:46:27,254 --> 00:46:28,255 Lip? 950 00:46:28,256 --> 00:46:29,707 Tami? 951 00:46:31,292 --> 00:46:33,001 Everything okay? 952 00:46:33,002 --> 00:46:35,128 Weight 3.3 kilos. 953 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:37,227 What... what's happening to her? 954 00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:38,298 What's going on? 955 00:46:38,299 --> 00:46:39,466 Her BP is dropping. 956 00:46:39,467 --> 00:46:40,717 - She's hemorrhaging. - Tami. 957 00:46:40,718 --> 00:46:42,255 Call surgery, tell them we're coming up. 958 00:46:42,256 --> 00:46:43,928 - Tami? - Tami! 959 00:46:43,929 --> 00:46:45,305 Sir, please step back. 960 00:46:45,306 --> 00:46:47,474 I'll go directly to the lab to drop off the sample. 961 00:46:47,475 --> 00:46:49,515 Let's go. 962 00:46:50,811 --> 00:46:52,812 Make sure surgery has O-neg on hand. 963 00:46:52,813 --> 00:46:53,813 I'll let them know. 964 00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:55,607 Hey, do I go with her or... 965 00:46:55,608 --> 00:46:58,735 No, no, you should stay here with your son. 966 00:47:02,156 --> 00:47:04,157 ? Well, we got no choice ? 967 00:47:06,035 --> 00:47:09,079 ? All the girls and boys ? 968 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,663 ? Makin' all that noise ? 969 00:47:10,664 --> 00:47:12,916 Whoo-hoo!! 970 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:16,169 ? 'Cause they found new toys ? 971 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:19,339 ? Well, we can't salute ya ? 972 00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:20,596 Hey, Daddy. 973 00:47:20,597 --> 00:47:22,776 Uh, do you wanna spank me? 974 00:47:22,777 --> 00:47:25,066 I've been a really bad boy. 975 00:47:25,067 --> 00:47:28,014 Okay, thank you, sexy Uncle Sam. 976 00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:30,350 Our next is new. 977 00:47:30,351 --> 00:47:32,519 He's hot. He's ripped. 978 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,397 He's the daddy you wish you had growing up. 979 00:47:35,398 --> 00:47:40,026 Get your milk ready because here comes Captain Crunch! 980 00:47:46,784 --> 00:47:50,453 ? All my friends know the lowrider ? 981 00:47:53,582 --> 00:47:57,544 ? The lowrider is a little higher ? 982 00:48:07,430 --> 00:48:08,555 Love it! 983 00:48:13,227 --> 00:48:15,145 Oh! 984 00:48:20,025 --> 00:48:24,697 ? Lowrider drives a little slower ? 985 00:48:28,492 --> 00:48:29,680 The hell, Frank? 986 00:48:29,681 --> 00:48:30,869 I already got a new couch. 987 00:48:30,870 --> 00:48:32,705 It's getting delivered next week. 988 00:48:33,664 --> 00:48:35,999 You cannot leave your drug paraphernalia 989 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,210 laying around for Franny to find. 990 00:48:40,129 --> 00:48:42,338 Is that my apron? 991 00:48:42,339 --> 00:48:43,506 Mikey doesn't like 992 00:48:43,507 --> 00:48:45,884 to get kitchen smells on his clothes. 993 00:48:45,885 --> 00:48:48,011 What are you doing on the floor? 994 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:51,681 Legs don't seem to wanna work. 995 00:48:55,978 --> 00:48:57,479 Whoa, there's something 996 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,771 you don't see every day. 997 00:48:58,772 --> 00:49:01,774 Hey, how you doin'? 998 00:49:01,775 --> 00:49:03,191 Who is this, Frank? 999 00:49:03,192 --> 00:49:05,695 Mikey O'Shea, follower of Buddha, 1000 00:49:05,696 --> 00:49:07,765 seeker of the five truths. 1001 00:49:07,766 --> 00:49:08,781 Four. 1002 00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:12,118 Lover of dukkha and my best friend. 1003 00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:13,679 Am I still taking Franny tonight? 1004 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,704 Please. 1005 00:49:14,705 --> 00:49:16,372 I've got a deep-sea welding class. 1006 00:49:16,373 --> 00:49:17,457 That's a thing? 1007 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,125 Yeah, shipyards and oil platforms 1008 00:49:19,126 --> 00:49:21,418 pay big dough for underwater welders. 1009 00:49:21,419 --> 00:49:22,538 Come on, beautiful girl. 1010 00:49:22,539 --> 00:49:23,911 Let's get you and the twins some dinner. 1011 00:49:23,912 --> 00:49:25,391 Love you too, pumpkin. 1012 00:49:25,965 --> 00:49:28,134 Joining us for dinner tonight, Kwame? 1013 00:49:28,135 --> 00:49:29,385 Chitlins involved? 1014 00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:30,803 Cheese pizza okay? 1015 00:49:30,804 --> 00:49:32,871 Harriet Tubman liked pizza? 1016 00:49:32,872 --> 00:49:34,433 That's the rumor. 1017 00:49:36,227 --> 00:49:38,573 Nice dashiki. 1018 00:49:38,574 --> 00:49:40,980 ? Where did you come from? ? 1019 00:49:40,981 --> 00:49:43,107 ? It's not fair ? 1020 00:49:46,153 --> 00:49:48,154 ? Trying, tryna keep my cool ? 1021 00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:50,240 ? Trying not to act a fool ? 1022 00:49:50,241 --> 00:49:53,409 ? Oh, oh, oh ? 1023 00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:55,495 ? I got my eyes on you ? 1024 00:49:55,496 --> 00:49:57,497 ? Go ahead and make your move ? 1025 00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:00,833 ? My eyes on you ? 1026 00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,627 ? My eyes on you ? 1027 00:50:04,296 --> 00:50:06,214 Hey, everybody, it's a boy. 1028 00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:08,675 Oh my! 1029 00:50:08,676 --> 00:50:11,094 And Tami? 1030 00:50:11,095 --> 00:50:15,807 Um, yeah, she, uh... she needed an emergency C-section. 1031 00:50:15,808 --> 00:50:18,818 Um, there were some complications, bleeding. 1032 00:50:18,819 --> 00:50:21,166 She's... she's still in the OR. 1033 00:50:21,167 --> 00:50:22,480 Shit. 1034 00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:23,982 But she's gonna be okay, right? 1035 00:50:23,983 --> 00:50:26,254 I don't... I don't know. I don't know. 1036 00:50:26,255 --> 00:50:27,986 I mean, they wouldn't tell me anything else. 1037 00:50:27,987 --> 00:50:29,529 Well, go find the fuck out. 1038 00:50:29,530 --> 00:50:31,906 Okay, okay, she's in surgery, Cami. 1039 00:50:31,907 --> 00:50:33,157 They'll let us know how she is 1040 00:50:33,158 --> 00:50:35,160 as soon as they have something to tell us. 1041 00:50:36,453 --> 00:50:37,745 Mr. Tamietti? 1042 00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:38,997 Yes. 1043 00:50:38,998 --> 00:50:41,420 Oh, sorry, you know, I think, uh, she actually means me. 1044 00:50:41,421 --> 00:50:44,587 Uh, I'll come back as soon as I know anything, all right? 1045 00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:05,231 You up for going one more time before we head in? 1046 00:51:05,232 --> 00:51:07,233 I could really use a bed. 1047 00:51:07,234 --> 00:51:08,994 I kind of threw my back out. 1048 00:51:08,995 --> 00:51:10,153 That, and I need to ice my balls. 1049 00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:12,530 Maybe we could do it in the shower and then 1050 00:51:12,531 --> 00:51:14,115 maybe up on the roof. 1051 00:51:14,116 --> 00:51:15,575 Debbie? 1052 00:51:15,576 --> 00:51:17,876 No, Lip. Tami had the baby. 1053 00:51:17,877 --> 00:51:19,412 That's great. 1054 00:51:19,413 --> 00:51:20,913 Yeah, but she's in trouble. 1055 00:51:20,914 --> 00:51:21,959 What? 1056 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,958 Something went wrong. 1057 00:51:31,550 --> 00:51:33,384 Yeah, baby. 1058 00:51:33,385 --> 00:51:36,512 Hey, looks like the boys love the new daddy, huh? 1059 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,683 Did somebody punch your tit? 1060 00:51:40,684 --> 00:51:43,519 No, hickeys. 1061 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,104 One of the software engineers from Google 1062 00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:46,773 likes to pretend he's nursing. 1063 00:51:46,774 --> 00:51:47,940 Yeah, well, you're lucky. 1064 00:51:47,941 --> 00:51:49,776 I had a guy who wanted me to change his diaper. 1065 00:51:49,777 --> 00:51:52,905 Oh. 1066 00:52:12,633 --> 00:52:13,800 Good evening, Mauve. 1067 00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:14,930 Oh, welcome back. 1068 00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:16,260 Your usual? 1069 00:52:16,261 --> 00:52:17,513 Please. 1070 00:52:27,398 --> 00:52:28,981 You look fantastic. 1071 00:52:28,982 --> 00:52:30,108 Thank you. 1072 00:52:30,109 --> 00:52:31,442 I love your dress. 1073 00:52:31,443 --> 00:52:33,486 Herve Leger. 1074 00:52:33,487 --> 00:52:34,905 Wonderful. 1075 00:52:37,366 --> 00:52:39,284 Thank you. 1076 00:52:48,001 --> 00:52:51,504 Fold the bottom of the blanket over baby's feet. 1077 00:52:51,505 --> 00:52:55,758 Then just tuck the point into the top, okay? 1078 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,448 Yeah, yeah. 1079 00:52:58,449 --> 00:53:00,638 Sit. 1080 00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:04,434 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1081 00:53:04,435 --> 00:53:05,984 Set him like this. 1082 00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:09,272 ? You've been running ? 1083 00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:10,732 Hey. 1084 00:53:10,733 --> 00:53:13,234 ? Through my mind ? 1085 00:53:13,235 --> 00:53:14,777 Hey. 1086 00:53:14,778 --> 00:53:16,102 ? And you're taking ? 1087 00:53:16,103 --> 00:53:17,905 Shh. 1088 00:53:17,906 --> 00:53:21,423 ? Your sweet time ? 1089 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:26,110 ? 'Cause you don't know what you're looking for ? 1090 00:53:26,111 --> 00:53:27,457 Shh, shh, shh. 1091 00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:29,208 Oh, my gosh. 1092 00:53:29,209 --> 00:53:30,710 Shh, shh, shh. 1093 00:53:30,711 --> 00:53:34,881 ? So you just stop on by from time to time ? 1094 00:53:37,676 --> 00:53:39,218 Boy or girl? 1095 00:53:39,219 --> 00:53:41,220 Boy. 1096 00:53:43,807 --> 00:53:46,642 ? I don't know why ? 1097 00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:48,060 Are you sure it's yours? 1098 00:53:50,564 --> 00:53:52,106 Tami? 1099 00:53:52,107 --> 00:53:53,405 I don't know. 1100 00:53:53,406 --> 00:53:55,151 Still in surgery. 1101 00:53:55,152 --> 00:53:58,571 ? From time to time ? 1102 00:53:58,572 --> 00:54:01,032 ? Honey, I ? 1103 00:54:01,033 --> 00:54:04,076 ? I ain't complaining ? 1104 00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:05,620 It'll be okay. 1105 00:54:05,621 --> 00:54:08,331 ? 'Cause sometimes ? 1106 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,917 ? I enjoy your game ? 1107 00:54:18,759 --> 00:54:20,384 That's your uncle. 1108 00:54:20,385 --> 00:54:24,514 ? So won't you stop on by from time to time? ? 1109 00:54:24,515 --> 00:54:25,681 It's a boy. 1110 00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:27,433 No, Ian doesn't know yet. 1111 00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:31,938 ? You said come by ? 1112 00:54:34,775 --> 00:54:39,612 ? I don't know why ? 1113 00:54:42,241 --> 00:54:47,245 ? But I'll be all right ? 1114 00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:53,793 - Oh! - Buddy! 1115 00:54:55,963 --> 00:54:57,797 Hey, guys, I'm open. I'm open. 1116 00:54:57,798 --> 00:54:59,966 Hey, the ball, ball, ball, ball, ball! 1117 00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:01,133 - Come on, man! - No, no, no, no! 1118 00:55:04,346 --> 00:55:06,847 Oh! 1119 00:55:11,311 --> 00:55:14,154 Back to the retirement home! 1120 00:55:14,155 --> 00:55:18,871 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com