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Hey.
Good morning, everybody,

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Welcome to "Tegridy Breakfast,"
the show where we talk about

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everything Tegridy Farms.

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I'm Randy Marsh.

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Hey hey hey, folks.
I'm Towelie.

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Today, we're gonna talk about
what's been growing on the farm,

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especially our new
Tegridy Thanksgiving Special.

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I'll tell you what, I smoked
it out of a 4-foot bong,

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and it just about
destroyed my...

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Alright. Wrap it up.
Shut this down.

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Come on, Marsh.
Let's go.

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Go... Go where?

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Everyone's had enough,
Mr. Marsh.

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We need you to come with us.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Sorry, everybody,
we'll be right back.

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Let's go.

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What do you think you're...
my show!

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My Tegridy Farms show!

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Hello, Mayor,
Mr. And Mrs. Tweek,

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Mackey.

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Mr. Marsh, do you remember
a few weeks ago,

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when homes in South Park
were attacked by a terrorist

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called "Mexican Joker"?

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Yeah. Mexican Joker.
That was terrible.

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Right. Except there was
no Mexican Joker.

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It was you who
blew up people's yards

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because they were homegrowing
their own marijuana.

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Well, that's ridiculous.

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The Tweeks have come forward
with some footage

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caught on their security camera.

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Guys, I have nothing
against home-growers.

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Run the the footage, please.

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People are fed up, Marsh.

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The past few weeks, you've held
parades for yourself,

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needlessly slaughtered
1,000 cows,

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made deals with the Chinese,

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and nearly poisoned everyone
with your Halloween Special.

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Everyone's had enough
of Tegridy Farms.

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Enough of Tegridy Farms?

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South Park is nothing
without Tegridy Farms.

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You'll be taken to county jail
to await your trial.

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Get him out of here.

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I didn't do anything wrong!

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You people are just jealous...

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jealous that I
took over South Park,

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and I'm successful!

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Well, at least now,

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South Park can start
getting back to normal.

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Titty farts!
Titty farts, dog weiner!

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Dog weiner! Dog Wiener!

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Pubic mooooounund...

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Pubic mounnnnd...

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Just hike the stupid ball,
Cartman!

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Pubic mound, titty farts, hut!

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One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi, four Mississippi...

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Dude, I'm open!

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You can't catch!

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Dude, I'm wide open!

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That totally would have
been a touchdown.

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Little Jason White was a happy
child, a playful child.

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And ultimately, it was
his playfulness in sports

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that got him killed in a freak
hit-and-run accident.

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The father would like
to now say a few words.

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I'm Robert White,
Jason's father.

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And I can tell you that,
as a White,

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Jason lived a challenged life.

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When I look out
on this congregation,

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I can't help but think,

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"There's not a whole lot
of people here."

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Doesn't seem like a big deal.

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Nobody's outraged
'cause it was our family.

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Nobody cares when a White
gets killed by the police.

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There should be protests
and marches, but no.

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The police killed a White.
That's not protest-worthy.

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Everybody's busy trying
to lock up Randy Marsh.

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Now, my wife and I
have a dead child,

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and we can't even get any weed
to make us feel better!

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Yeah, don't listen to me.
I'm just a White.

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Kids, I have something
to tell you,

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but I don't want you
to be scared, ok?

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Daddy is... in police custody
until there's a hearing.

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He could be in jail
for a long time.

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Do you promise?

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Like, how long is a long time?
Like, could it be years?

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It could be, sweetheart.
We don't know.

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Yes!

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Is it possible he could
get out of it?

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Of course it's possible, honey.

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But if he doesn't get out of it,
then what happens to us?

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We'd probably have to
sell the farm,

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and move back to town,
and sort of live our lives

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without the marijuana business,
and without Daddy.

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Just try to stay hopeful kids.

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We will, Mom.
You, too.

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Okay.
You, too. Shelly.

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Okay, Mom.
You, too.

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What?

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Who?

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Okay, sure.
Put him through.

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This is the President.

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Hi Mr. Gar...
Mr. President.

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I'm really sorry to bother you.

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Look...
I'm in a bit of trouble.

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Tell me about it.

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Yeah, they...

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Someone got some
supposed evidence on me

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doing something illegal,
and...

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Well, did you tell everyone you
didn't do anything wrong?

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Yeah.
Yeah, of course.

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Well, did you then
go on the attack,

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and swap the accusations,
to make yourself a victim?

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Did I... Did I what?

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Geez.
DARVO, Randy...

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deny, attack,
reverse victim and offender.

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Alright.
Let's role play.

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You be your accusers,
and I'll be you.

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Okay, go.

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... Hey, you...
you blew up people's yards

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who were growing
their own marijuana.

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No, I didn't!
Are you joking, you psychopath?!

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Now you're blowing up my yard!

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Go ahead.
Try another one.

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You... You illegally damaged
property to make your business...

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You damaged property to make
your business more profitable,

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you lying sack of shit!

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I'm not gonna be bullied by you!

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See? It's really
not that hard.

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It just takes a little
chin wiggling.

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Geez, you're really
good at that.

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Look, what I really need
from you is some personnel.

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Do you know any good lawyers?

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Do I know any good lawyers?

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No. But I do know
Rudy Giuliani.

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Hey. Fuck you.

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No, fuck you, Rudy.

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You finish cleaning up
those pistachio nuts yet?

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Yeah. That's all of them,
Mr. President.

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Listen, Randy,
I'm gonna throw you a bone.

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You just sit tight, and I'll
help you take care of this.

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Sheila. Gerald. Hi.

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Hi, Sharon.

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We just know
you're going through

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a really hard time right now.

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We wanted to bring
you guys a lasagna.

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That's so sweet.
Thank you.

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Other families have brought
some stuff, too.

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Come on in.

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Hey, guys.
We got lasagna.

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I love lasagna!

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Hey, no running in the house
you little turkeys.

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Look at that, Sharon.

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You took down all the pictures
of marijuana.

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Yeah. You know,
just too painful.

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You know,
they remind me of Randy.

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That's why I took down
Randy's pictures, too,

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because, you know,
they remind me of Randy.

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Look, I'm sorry if you don't
want to talk about it,

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but have you thought about
what you might do

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if Randy gets put away?

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Yeah. I've kind of made a list
of all the things I might do.

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It's kind of a long list.

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Isn't this lovely?

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The whole town, turning out
to support the Marsh family

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in their time of need.

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Our son was killed
by the police.

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Would have been nice if somebody
brought us a lasagna.

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You know, if I'm not mistaken,

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it almost seems like you people
are happy that Tegridy Farms

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is being indicted.

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It's almost like
you're reveling in it.

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My wife and I were both
Tegridy Plus members.

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We always believed
in Randy Marsh.

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We believed in Tegridy.

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And now, there's less Whites.

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Now, there's less Whites.

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Geez. We should have never played
football that close to the road.

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Yeah.
This isn't right.

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Where are you going, Eric?

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I think I might
be able to help them.

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Mr. And Mrs. White!

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I'm sorry about what happened.

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I knew Jason pretty well.

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He was a shitty receiver.
But he would have wanted

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his parents to move on,
and help a new child.

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Wh... What do you mean?

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A few weeks ago,
I was sent somewhere.

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It was a place
where people like you

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can find a way to fill
that empty hole.

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Welcome, everyone.

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My name is Jeff.

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We're thrilled you've come
to help out and adopt.

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The parents of the children
inside have all been deported,

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but the kids are legal citizens,

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since they were born
in the United States.

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Mr. and Mrs. White?

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Yes?

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We all heard about
your tragic loss.

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I'd love to help out
however I can.

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Is there something specific
you're looking for?

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We... don't really know.

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We've got all kinds here,
depending on your preferences.

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Here's a little Panamanian.

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They're very clean.

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This is a Colombian Shorthair.

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And this is a good one.

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This is a Baja Shepherd.

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Honey, look at
the Peruvian Hairless.

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Yes, they're pretty
silly-looking.

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Great with kids, though.

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Hey, what's this little guy?

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This is a purebred Mexican.

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He's had all his shots.

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Parents were deported
two weeks ago.

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Here. We can let him
run around a little bit.

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Bob, he's kind of perfect.

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Hello, little fellow.

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How would you like
to be a White?

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Look, doctor, you have to
give me something.

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I'm really sick.

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What exactly are your symptoms?

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I'm like... starting to question
things that I've done...

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like, starting to question
the person I've become.

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And I can't sleep at night.

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I just lay in my cell,

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wondering if I've been
a bad father lately,

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and a bad husband.

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Please. It really hurts.
I need some marijuana.

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It sounds like you haven't had
access to marijuana for a while,

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and now reality is setting in.

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I just need a little
medicinal weed,

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and these symptoms
will all go away.

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Well, maybe they shouldn't
go away.

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Maybe this is your wake-up call
that you've been abusing drugs,

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and you need to face
all your wrong-doings,

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try to turn your life around.

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You need to turn
your life around!

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Clearly, you have
the addiction problem,

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and I'm just your whipping boy!

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That's not going to work,
Mr. Marsh.

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You're not the President
of the United States.

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Poop.

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Well, Alejandro, How are you
enjoying being a White so far?

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Yes, its good us Whites have
each other, Alejandro,

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because...
I need to tell you something.

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You see, now that you're a White
life isn't gonna be so easy.

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You're gonna find that a lot
of people in this world

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just don't care
about The Whites.

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You'll hear all about how others
in the world are mistreated

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but nobody will care
when you are.

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Being a White is
the hardest thing ever.

253
00:11:47,252 --> 00:11:49,153
That's my little White.

254
00:11:49,154 --> 00:11:51,189
Turn it up honey!

255
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,439
And the President of
the United States today

256
00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:55,699
called the allegations
against Randy Marsh

257
00:11:55,724 --> 00:11:57,558
"total butt bullshit"

258
00:11:57,596 --> 00:11:59,764
and claims the neighbors
who came forward

259
00:11:59,765 --> 00:12:01,365
with the evidence video are

260
00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:04,001
"Tampon Faced 69ing
whistleblowers"

261
00:12:04,002 --> 00:12:06,571
When asked for clarification
the President's lawyer

262
00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:09,707
and treasonous pig, Rudy
Giuliani, had this to say.

263
00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:13,524
This is just a conspiracy!
It's a conspiracy!

264
00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:16,323
And we need everyone out there
who... who don't think

265
00:12:16,348 --> 00:12:20,084
their voices are heard to make
their voices louder!!

266
00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:21,953
Uhp. He's absolutely right!

267
00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:25,089
Starting tomorrow the Whites are
going to start actively trying

268
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,458
to stop all this trial nonsense!

269
00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,438
Bob! Alejandro's
on your phone

270
00:12:29,463 --> 00:12:31,230
and it's past phone use time!

271
00:12:31,296 --> 00:12:32,630
Hey!

272
00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:35,299
Why, he's trying to call Mexico!

273
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:39,270
Alejandro, the Whites do not use
mobile devices after 7:00 P.M.

274
00:12:39,271 --> 00:12:42,140
Why would he try to call
long distance to Mexico?

275
00:12:42,141 --> 00:12:43,845
Does he just assume
that the Whites

276
00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,452
have all the money
in the world!?

277
00:12:45,477 --> 00:12:47,879
The Whites don't call
long distance.

278
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,625
Jason never tried to use mobile
devices after the cut off time.

279
00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:54,649
Jason never tried to
call long distance!

280
00:12:56,488 --> 00:12:59,590
Well good job, Alejandro, now
you've upset your mother!

281
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:08,618
I've had a lot of time to just
sit in here and think...

282
00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:12,236
Starting to realize I have
this pattern of behavior

283
00:13:12,237 --> 00:13:14,405
where I always want more.

284
00:13:14,406 --> 00:13:16,774
More weed. More drinks.

285
00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:18,776
More deals with the Chinese...

286
00:13:18,777 --> 00:13:20,157
It's never enough.

287
00:13:21,058 --> 00:13:23,192
See, I always had my flaws
but at the end of the day

288
00:13:23,217 --> 00:13:25,085
I cared about people.

289
00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:27,251
You know what the
president said?

290
00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:30,688
He said just deny everything and
make yourself the victim...

291
00:13:31,016 --> 00:13:34,306
Yeah, well, maybe he's
part of how I got here.

292
00:13:34,526 --> 00:13:37,704
Maybe the president has brought
down my moral meter.

293
00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:40,665
I don't mean to cast blame,
I'm to blame, but,

294
00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:44,869
ever since he was elected I've
compared my morals to his.

295
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:47,205
And no matter how awful I am...

296
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:50,204
I'm never as bad as the
president so I'm okay.

297
00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:53,711
Help support Tegridy Farms
and Randy Marsh?

298
00:13:53,712 --> 00:13:55,480
Randy Marsh has done
nothing wrong.

299
00:13:55,481 --> 00:13:57,548
Stop the ridiculous persecution.

300
00:13:57,549 --> 00:13:59,985
Help exonerate Tegridy Farms?

301
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,552
Yeah, just ignore us!

302
00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:02,854
The Whites are used to it!

303
00:14:02,855 --> 00:14:03,955
Good one, honey.

304
00:14:03,956 --> 00:14:05,313
Daddy!

305
00:14:05,338 --> 00:14:07,935
Alejandro isn't
ringin' his bell!

306
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,962
Alejandro! There's
few enough of us as it is!

307
00:14:10,963 --> 00:14:13,798
We're not gonna stop this trial
unless all the Whites chip in!

308
00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:15,199
Now ring your bell.

309
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:22,373
It's like he doesn't
appreciate us, Bob.

310
00:14:22,374 --> 00:14:25,563
- No, I know.
- I mean, we give him a place to live,

311
00:14:25,588 --> 00:14:30,141
- food, we take care of him.
- He's just... He doesn't happy.

312
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,931
Maybe if we got him a little
thing to take care of and feed,

313
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,673
he'd understand how much
responsibility it is.

314
00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:39,190
We're so glad you came back
Mr. and Mrs. White!

315
00:14:39,191 --> 00:14:42,193
We have even more kids now who's
parents have been deported!

316
00:14:42,194 --> 00:14:43,928
See one you like, Alejandro?

317
00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:46,330
Now that you're a White you
can pick any one you want.

318
00:14:46,331 --> 00:14:47,727
Here's a good one!

319
00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:50,377
Four years old, parents
just deported yesterday.

320
00:14:50,402 --> 00:14:52,751
He's a Panamanian
Podengo Pequeño.

321
00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:54,572
Do you like him, Alejandro?

322
00:14:54,573 --> 00:14:56,708
We can see how he gets
along with the kids.

323
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,782
Look...
I think he likes him!

324
00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:06,551
Alright, Alejandro, but you have

325
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,782
to take care of him
and clean up after him.

326
00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:12,065
This is a great addition
to our family.

327
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:14,425
Yeah... And now there
will be more Whites

328
00:15:14,426 --> 00:15:16,762
to help put a stop to
those needless hearings.

329
00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:30,114
Hey, Marsh, you got a visitor.

330
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,641
I do?!

331
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,821
Fifteen minutes.
That's all you get.

332
00:15:37,774 --> 00:15:39,954
Hello, Mr. Marsh.

333
00:15:40,298 --> 00:15:42,729
My name is Mr. Giuliani!

334
00:15:42,754 --> 00:15:44,970
I've been sent to try
and help you!

335
00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:47,997
... thanks but I think
I'm just gonna plead guilty.

336
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:51,496
That sounds like someone
who's a little down in the puss.

337
00:15:51,497 --> 00:15:55,733
The president said you would be
and he thought you might need

338
00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:58,352
a little something special.

339
00:16:16,071 --> 00:16:19,188
Would this make you feel better?

340
00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:27,899
Is this just what
the doctor ordered?

341
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:30,169
Yeah...

342
00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:41,378
Tom, I'm standing outside
the government building

343
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,781
where Randy Marsh is about
to be arraigned.

344
00:16:43,782 --> 00:16:46,851
Protestors from both sides have
gathered here,

345
00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:48,919
some of them who are
for the proceedings...

346
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,521
Lock him up! Lock him up!

347
00:16:50,522 --> 00:16:52,056
...and also those in support

348
00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:53,937
of ending the investigation.

349
00:16:53,962 --> 00:16:57,695
Let him go! Let him go!

350
00:16:57,696 --> 00:17:01,031
These hearings are a waste
of the taxpayers' money!

351
00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:02,433
Nothing in these hearings

352
00:17:02,434 --> 00:17:04,769
will change the Whites'
minds one bit!

353
00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:06,773
-Daddy!
-What?

354
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:09,774
Alejandro isn't putting
on his sunscreen!

355
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:12,010
Alejandro!
What have we told you?!

356
00:17:12,035 --> 00:17:15,038
All Whites wear a sunscreen!
Put it on right now!

357
00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:27,961
Now put it on!!

358
00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:35,869
In the South Park vs. Tegridy
Farms matter,

359
00:17:35,894 --> 00:17:38,602
we are now ready to proceed
with the arraignment.

360
00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:42,345
Before doing so, Mr. Marsh,
do you have any words?

361
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:44,642
Yeah, I have some words to say!

362
00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:46,831
Go get 'em!
Go... Go get 'em!

363
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,626
I can't believe I'm being
attacked here!

364
00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:52,183
You people are monsters.

365
00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:55,126
The evidence shows me
in a yard taking a dump.

366
00:17:55,151 --> 00:18:00,257
Yes. Because I was setting
a trap for Mexican Joker!

367
00:18:00,258 --> 00:18:02,126
-Come on!
-Brother, here we go!

368
00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:05,196
That's right, and Mexican Joker
attacked seconds later!

369
00:18:05,197 --> 00:18:08,332
I was trying to protect you
people from terrorists.

370
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,967
And what do I get for it?!

371
00:18:10,085 --> 00:18:12,087
I get a-a bunch of...

372
00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:16,956
A bunch of...

373
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,110
No...

374
00:18:19,425 --> 00:18:20,894
No, I can't do this.

375
00:18:22,127 --> 00:18:24,037
You wanna know what
really happened?

376
00:18:24,464 --> 00:18:26,817
The president sent me
his lawyer.

377
00:18:26,919 --> 00:18:29,120
And his lawyer told me
what to say to get off

378
00:18:29,145 --> 00:18:30,946
and gave me a joint in prison.

379
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:34,892
And then I smoked that joint.

380
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,061
And you know what I thought?

381
00:18:37,062 --> 00:18:40,798
I thought, "This is some
shitty ass weed."

382
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,720
It wasn't Tegridy.

383
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,599
It barely even changed
my mental state.

384
00:18:47,651 --> 00:18:50,040
The reason I got into
the marijuana business

385
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:54,386
was to make quality, simple weed
that came from the heart.

386
00:18:55,065 --> 00:18:57,769
Weed that was strong and pure.

387
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,058
Somewhere on that journey
I lost my way.

388
00:19:01,972 --> 00:19:04,987
Tegridy Weed is about community.

389
00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:07,261
It's a sunrise.

390
00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:10,214
It's the smile on a baby.

391
00:19:10,753 --> 00:19:14,908
But most of all,
Tegridy Weed is about family.

392
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,502
I've forgotten I have
a loving wife and a son.

393
00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:21,112
And I'm not gonna forget
them anymore.

394
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,841
So I'm not gonna fight this.

395
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:28,144
I'll do my time and maybe
some day I'll be back.

396
00:19:28,415 --> 00:19:31,134
Making marijuana that's simple.

397
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,206
Marijuana that's Tegridy.

398
00:19:34,619 --> 00:19:37,659
Because when you do
the right thing...

399
00:19:38,188 --> 00:19:40,022
Good things happen.

400
00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:57,081
It's him!
God, it's him!!

401
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:59,173
Jesus, save us!

402
00:19:59,659 --> 00:20:02,147
G-Give it up, M-Mexican Joker.

403
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,642
You don't wanna do this!

404
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:13,290
Alejandro! Get down from
there this minute!

405
00:20:25,837 --> 00:20:27,738
Mr. Marsh! Mr. Marsh!
Mr. Marsh! Over here!

406
00:20:27,739 --> 00:20:30,141
-Mr. Marsh! -Mr.
Marsh, how does it feel to be exonerated?

407
00:20:30,142 --> 00:20:33,651
Thank you, it feels really good
to have these charges dropped.

408
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:36,893
Now we can all get back to the
business of trying to heal.

409
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,502
I'd like to...

410
00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:40,363
Would you please get
the away from me?

411
00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:43,988
I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank those

412
00:20:43,989 --> 00:20:45,856
who have always been my side...

413
00:20:45,857 --> 00:20:47,992
supporting me from
the very beginning.

414
00:20:47,993 --> 00:20:50,528
The people who've stood by me
since day one

415
00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:51,929
And gave me hope...

416
00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:53,398
the Whites.

417
00:20:55,073 --> 00:20:57,378
Thanks for having my back,
Mr. and Mrs. White.

418
00:20:57,602 --> 00:21:00,104
And now, everybody,
if you don't mind.

419
00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:02,706
I've got a farm to tend to.

420
00:21:06,711 --> 00:21:08,947
Well, gang, I guess
that's about it?

421
00:21:08,972 --> 00:21:12,716
It's been a really good run but
looks like the season is over.

422
00:21:12,717 --> 00:21:14,718
The season is over?

423
00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:16,320
Well sure, the first
snow is falling.

424
00:21:16,321 --> 00:21:17,788
Crops are pretty much dead.

425
00:21:17,789 --> 00:21:19,190
But what'd ya all think?

426
00:21:19,191 --> 00:21:20,691
I think this season
was a little better

427
00:21:20,692 --> 00:21:22,159
than anyone expected.

428
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,528
I really wanna thank
you guys for a great run.

429
00:21:24,529 --> 00:21:28,183
And, hey, we hope you all
enjoyed the season too.

430
00:21:28,449 --> 00:21:30,603
It had a little bit of
everything, didn't it?

431
00:21:30,628 --> 00:21:33,737
And hopefully the season finale
really brought it all home.

432
00:21:33,738 --> 00:21:35,673
Of course, if you haven't
had a chance

433
00:21:35,674 --> 00:21:37,575
to try the Season Finale yet,

434
00:21:37,576 --> 00:21:40,010
it is available now
for a special price.

435
00:21:40,011 --> 00:21:42,646
This limited edition weed
made from the very last crop

436
00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:45,217
of the season is pricy
but worth it.

437
00:21:46,626 --> 00:21:50,253
Now taking pre-orders
for season two.

438
00:21:50,277 --> 00:21:57,933
credits