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Previously on Riverdale...

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Jughead?

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Moose!

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What the hell?

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Wait, are you my roommate?

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Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest
for conspiracy to commit murder.

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Your own husband's.

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Mija, I'm not paying for your crimes.

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I told the world what you are.

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Deal with it.

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I think you'd make
an excellent candidate

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for the Junior FBI Training Program.

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So are you warming up
to our half-brother now?

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Yeah. Kind of.

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I'm just glad that
Charles was there for you.

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Didn't we say we were gonna

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turn this place into a community center?

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Feels like it's time.

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No one is safe here.

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Is that really the town
that you want to invest in?

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You're not actually considering

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fighting crime in those tights, are you?

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Of course not.

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I'm going to need a mask.

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They say every town gets
the hero it deserves.

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Riverdale's was Archie Andrews.

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High school athlete by day,

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would-be crime fighter by night.

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Patrolling the shadows of Sketch Alley,

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down by the Southside Docks,

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where Archie's community center is.

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You wouldn't want to be caught
there too long after dark.

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That's when the rats came out.

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- Here.
- Stay away from me.

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All in all,

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not an auspicious second outing

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for Riverdale's dark-suited vigilante.

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And speaking of crime-fighting...

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Kev, what are your after-school plans?

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Cruising the bathrooms
at Sheds and Royal.

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Perfect.

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Then you can join me for
my first Junior FBI class.

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The one that your hot
half-brother is teaching?

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Yes.

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I asked Charles if you could enroll,

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and he said everyone's welcome.

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Remind me, is your
brother gay or straight?

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I actually have no idea,

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but seniors from a bunch
of different high schools

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have signed up, so who knows?

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Maybe you'll meet a cute,
gay FBI agent-in-training.

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I'm in.

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When and where?

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Seems that the District Attorney

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is pinning her entire case

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on linking you to
Hiram's would-be murderer,

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- Tall Boy Petite.
- Which is absurd.

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I mean, I've never even had
any interaction with the man.

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Well, there is still the
issue of the large sum of money

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the police found in your
monogrammed Tucci bag

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in Tall Boy's apartment.

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Obviously, Hiram planted
it there to frame me.

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FP will testify that he
searched Tall Boy's apartment

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right after he died.

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He'll swear that there was no bag
of money in evidence at that time.

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This week is insane.

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I've got two papers due,

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your trial's starting,

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Daddy's trial is around the corner.

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From what I've heard,
the federal prosecutor's

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going after your father pretty hard.

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Oh, believe me, I know,

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I've been meeting with her on the DL.

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Goals for this week?

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Get Mom out of jail,

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and make sure Daddy
stays rotting in his.

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What you working on?

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Same thing as when
you drugged me, Donna.

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Except this time I
actually found something.

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I know the Stonewall Four is
supposed to be an urban legend,

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but when I checked the town paper,

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four people had actually gone missing

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over the last 30 years.

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That's exactly what happened to Moose.

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Marmaduke is fine.

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He's just busy in basic training.

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Look...

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We've been texting.

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You guys are in for a treat.

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Advanced copies of my latest novel.

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It doesn't hit stores till Christmas,

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so no spoilers.

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Wait. Mr. Chipping,

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you wrote a Baxter Brothers Mystery?

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Were you Franklin P. Paxton?

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I am. Well...

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It's my nom de plume.

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But The Secret of the Old
Windmill came out like, what,

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decades ago? How's that possible?

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I'm merely the latest in a long line
of ghostwriters over the decades.

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My mind is blown.

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Mr. Chipping, I used to love
these books when I was a kid.

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They were my gateway drug
into serious crime fiction.

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Well, then you're in luck.

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To celebrate the publication
of Ten Little Boy Scouts,

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Stonewall Prep is throwing
me a little wine and cheese,

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to which you all are invited,

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as are previous ghostwriters.

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What's wrong, Pop?

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It's a subpoena.

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From your father's defense team.

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Oh, no.

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They're probably gonna ask if
you doctored La Bonne Nuit's books

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to make my father look guilty.

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Which I did.

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And I have no regrets
about that, Veronica,

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you needed the help.

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But I cannot place my hand
on a Bible and say otherwise.

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Let me get into it with
the federal prosecutor.

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But don't worry, Pop.

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I'm not going to let you
get caught up in this.

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Just when I thought you
couldn't possibly go any lower,

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you proved me wrong, Daddy.

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Pop Tate is a good man.

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There is no need to drag him
into the mess of your trial.

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I'm fighting for my freedom.

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And to be clear,

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I didn't drag Pop into this, you did.

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Because you were extorting me.

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You can spare Pop and
end this right now, mija.

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Come clean to the Feds,
admit you framed me.

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Hard pass.

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Well, then I'll be
seeing Pop Tates in court.

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And tell your mom good luck on her case.

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I'll be rooting for her.

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We have a problem.

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If Pop takes the stand,
he'll tell the truth.

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And before you ask, no,

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Ms. Federal Prosecutor,
I won't tell Pop to lie.

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Your father's broken
many laws, Veronica,

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but those books you provided the FBI,

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proving Hiram's guilt,

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are at the heart of our case.

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Call me as a witness.

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I'll testify that I was the one

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who tasked Pop with doctoring the books

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as a last resort

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because my father was extorting me.

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Which is the truth.

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Once I do that,

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I doubt they'll want to spend much time

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talking about any books.

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Okay.

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Meanwhile, good luck
with your mother's case.

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For our first session,
I thought we'd start

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right in the deep end
of the swimming pool.

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With serial killers.

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Your half-brother is so hot.

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Now, I've put together a
little exercise to kick us off.

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This is a crime scene

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where six victims were found
buried along a riverbank

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in the Pacific Northwest.

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Now, before I start
filling in all the details,

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any guesses on which one of
these men is the murderer?

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It's the third man.

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That's correct, Betty.
How did you know that?

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I don't know.

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Just intuition.

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Okay, then.

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Let's try another one.

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Which one's the serial killer?

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The term "serial killer"
is relatively new.

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It wasn't until the 1970s

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that the phrase "serial
murderer" or "serial homicide..."

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It's the one in the middle.

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Correct again.

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Your intuition is like a sixth sense.

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Let's go again.

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When defining a serial killer,

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it usually refers to someone
who committed three or...

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None of them did it.

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Excellent work, Betty.

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Not many people have
that kind of raw instinct.

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You're like Beautiful Mind,
but... for serial killers.

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Now, can any of you guess what
the murderers all have in common?

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Nothing.

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Isn't that kind of the point?

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Actually, they all have
one thing in common.

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A specific set of genes.

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They discovered that
you have the MAOA...

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- and CDH13 genes.
- ...CDH13.

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Also known as...

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The serial killer genes.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Hey, Dad.

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Have you seen my Baxter Brothers books?

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I swear I took them out of
the trailer before it burned.

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I don't know. I might've
have thrown them away.

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You threw away my books?

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All right, calm down, boy.

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Before you accuse me of book burning,

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why don't you check the
storage room in the basement?

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I used to worship these guys.

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When all the kids
wanted to be superheroes,

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I wanted to be a Baxter brother.

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Oh, my God.

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They used to do, uh,
crossovers with Tracy True.

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Those were my favorites, remember?

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Yeah. My Dad used to get me one
of these each year for my birthday.

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Hey Dad, why'd you stop?

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You outgrew 'em, boy.

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I gotta run.

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I'm never gonna outgrow these books.

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This was my favorite.

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Jones, lights out.

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Some of us are trying to sleep.

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Late night, Red?

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Algebra Three is
kicking my ass this year.

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One of you named Archie?

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Yeah, that's me.

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This kid say's you'll vouch for him.

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Yeah, that's Toby. He hangs
out here. Is there a problem?

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Yeah, he was shoplifting
in my convenience store.

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I was reading comic books.

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You were loitering and
then you started to put

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this comic book in your jacket.

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Look, why don't I go ahead and pay

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for whatever that comic book costs?

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$4.99.

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And I don't want any of you delinquents

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stepping foot in my shop.

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It's bad enough we have to
walk by this halfway house.

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Keep the change.

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Grab a brush.

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Here is the hero of the hour.

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Class, this is Francis J. DuPont,

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the originator of the
Baxter Brothers franchise,

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and the very first Franklin P. Paxton.

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Francis, this is Bret, Joan,
Jonathan, Donna, and Jughead.

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"Jughead."

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Is that a nickname?

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Uh, yes, sir. It is.

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And it's an honor to meet you.

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I didn't have the greatest
home life growing up,

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but your books really
helped me through it.

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Jughead is the newest addition

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to the most promising group of
students that I've ever taught.

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Really?

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Well, is the successor amongst us, then?

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Successor for what?

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Chipping has written the last
four Baxter Brothers books.

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It's time he pass on the torch.

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Therefore, we're on the
hunt for the next ghostwriter

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to continue the franchise.

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And you're going to pick one of us?

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Keep it in your pants, Jones.

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Every Baxter Brothers author,

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beginning with Mr. DuPont himself,

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has gone to Stonewall Prep.

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We're always looking for
young and clever minds

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to keep our adventures
fresh and relevant.

262
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,565
Now, if you're interested in the job,

263
00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:19,737
you'll have to write
the first three chapters

264
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,649
of the next Baxter Brothers novel.

265
00:11:21,675 --> 00:11:23,741
And an outline for the rest of it.

266
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,192
Well, obviously, I'm winning this.

267
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,138
Is there any particular
style or subject area?

268
00:11:29,365 --> 00:11:31,143
We have not yet decided on a theme,

269
00:11:31,169 --> 00:11:32,407
but we'll let you know.

270
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,076
I pulled your files, Ms. Cooper.

271
00:11:41,102 --> 00:11:46,333
I can confirm that you do
have the MAOA and CDH13 genes.

272
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,719
All good, nothing to worry about.

273
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,363
I don't have the genes.

274
00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:54,847
See, I told you.

275
00:11:54,873 --> 00:11:55,931
What a relief.

276
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,115
You got to be kidding me.

277
00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:21,874
Hey!

278
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,825
Get the hell away from that car!

279
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,100
Who are you?

280
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,344
You run with Dodger?

281
00:12:52,364 --> 00:12:53,497
Get the hell out of here.

282
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,548
Go!

283
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,756
Tell him it's over.
Tell him, he's done for.

284
00:13:14,343 --> 00:13:15,484
All right, listen up.

285
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,591
Sheriff Jones gave us a call.

286
00:13:19,617 --> 00:13:20,926
Apparently some of Dodger's crew

287
00:13:20,952 --> 00:13:22,679
was stealing hubcaps last night.

288
00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:24,882
He suspects it was
someone from this center,

289
00:13:24,908 --> 00:13:27,114
and I gave him my word that
it wasn't any of you guys.

290
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,182
And I hope that's true.

291
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,959
Anyone running with Dodger's crew

292
00:13:29,985 --> 00:13:31,702
is going to end up in juvie

293
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,296
or in an early grave.

294
00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:35,189
And trust us, you
don't wanna go to juvie.

295
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,858
Look, if even one of
you guys gets arrested,

296
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,376
this whole place gets shut down.

297
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,564
So, new rule.

298
00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:42,162
If you run with Dodger's crew,
then you're not welcome here.

299
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,307
That's it. No exceptions.

300
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,833
Any questions?

301
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,189
Yeah, I got a question.

302
00:13:48,178 --> 00:13:49,522
Aren't you guys seniors?

303
00:13:49,548 --> 00:13:51,468
What happens when you
graduate and go to college?

304
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,725
That's months away, Toby.

305
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:55,970
Yeah, but what happens?

306
00:13:55,996 --> 00:13:57,845
You said it yourself, they're
trying to shut you down.

307
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,346
Why? Because of us.

308
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,564
Because no one wants us.

309
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,802
At least Dodger cares.

310
00:14:01,828 --> 00:14:03,938
Dodger only cares about
the money you can bring in.

311
00:14:03,964 --> 00:14:06,237
We want you here, but you
can't have it both ways.

312
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,418
You have to choose.

313
00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:17,524
One thing we see in a
lot of serial killers

314
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:20,009
are instances of animal
cruelty in their youth.

315
00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:22,881
Jeffrey Dahmer, the
cannibal of Milwaukee,

316
00:14:22,907 --> 00:14:25,005
started killing dogs when
he was in grade school.

317
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,425
Ian Brady, the infamous Moors murderer,

318
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,543
killed his first cat when he was ten.

319
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,504
I'm all the dark deeds
you did in our youths,

320
00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:35,099
like what we did to
our old cat, Caramel.

321
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,925
Caramel ran away.

322
00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:39,195
I didn't do anything to her.

323
00:14:39,221 --> 00:14:42,773
Oh, Betty, we both know
that we drowned Caramel.

324
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,516
Robert Thompson used to tie rabbits

325
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:45,834
to railway tracks...

326
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,520
Betty? Are you okay?

327
00:14:48,546 --> 00:14:49,780
I need a...

328
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,166
I need some air. Sorry.

329
00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:52,305
Okay.

330
00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:59,123
I arrived at the cabin alone.

331
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,949
The suspect, Tall Boy,

332
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:02,719
he got violent.

333
00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:04,013
Resisted arrest,

334
00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:06,556
and unfortunately, I had
to discharge my weapon.

335
00:15:06,582 --> 00:15:09,717
He expired on his way to the hospital.

336
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,854
And later, when you searched
Tall Boy's motel room,

337
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,398
did you find Hermione Lodge's
Tucci bag full of cash?

338
00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:17,868
No.

339
00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:21,261
And yet, the prosecution
claims they found the bag there.

340
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,096
If it was, it was planted later.

341
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,097
Thank you, Sheriff.

342
00:15:25,117 --> 00:15:26,549
Your witness, Counselor.

343
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,822
The cabin where you claim
to have shot Tall Boy,

344
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,627
do you know who owns
that cabin, Sheriff?

345
00:15:33,653 --> 00:15:35,400
I assumed it was Hiram's.

346
00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:37,495
This is a copy of the lease.

347
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,046
Kindly read the owner's name.

348
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,005
"Hermione Lodge."

349
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,233
Order!

350
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,209
Order!

351
00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,387
Excuse me, Mr. DuPont.

352
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,704
Did you happen to know my grandfather?

353
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,250
Forsythe Jones the First?

354
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:25,777
That is why you look familiar.

355
00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:28,409
Your grandfather was
an excellent writer.

356
00:16:29,437 --> 00:16:30,671
Tell me, how's he doing?

357
00:16:30,697 --> 00:16:32,174
Does he still write?

358
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,368
I... I actually I don't know,

359
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,402
I've never met him.

360
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,189
Up until this exact moment, I
didn't even know he was a writer.

361
00:16:38,215 --> 00:16:39,606
Bit of a brawler, too.

362
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,193
Forsythe got into all
kinds of rabble-rousing

363
00:16:42,219 --> 00:16:43,635
before he left Stonewall.

364
00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:44,974
Is that why he left?

365
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,346
He was kicked out for fighting?

366
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,657
Oh, it was so long ago,

367
00:16:47,683 --> 00:16:50,025
I don't remember the
exact circumstances.

368
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,329
But I will never forget his talent.

369
00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:53,916
We would read his works in class

370
00:16:53,942 --> 00:16:56,586
and I couldn't believe
that a teenager wrote them.

371
00:16:56,612 --> 00:16:58,442
Does your father write?

372
00:16:58,468 --> 00:17:00,212
No, he's a sheriff.

373
00:17:00,238 --> 00:17:04,248
Would you invite your father
to the reception tomorrow?

374
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,326
I would love to meet Forsythe's son.

375
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:09,286
Yeah, I'll see if he can come.

376
00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:13,623
Thank you.

377
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,131
Mrs. Andrews is back-channeling
with the DA's office.

378
00:17:19,157 --> 00:17:20,750
They're talking plea deals.

379
00:17:20,776 --> 00:17:21,903
Mom...

380
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,502
why didn't you tell us

381
00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:26,534
that the cabin was under your name?

382
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,109
Because it wasn't.

383
00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:31,198
Veronica, your father must
have forged the lease or...

384
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,812
contract or something.

385
00:17:32,838 --> 00:17:34,231
So then why didn't you say

386
00:17:34,257 --> 00:17:36,313
that you'd never even
been to this cabin?

387
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:39,649
Because I have.

388
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,740
Mom...

389
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,074
it's now or never.

390
00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:52,537
I need you to tell me the truth

391
00:17:52,563 --> 00:17:53,777
about everything,

392
00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:55,248
so I can help you.

393
00:17:56,595 --> 00:17:58,394
If everything you've told me is true,

394
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,087
then I have no moves left.

395
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,516
The more the prosecutor digs,

396
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,173
the guiltier you'll be, Hermione.

397
00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:04,360
And that's for crimes

398
00:18:04,386 --> 00:18:06,580
that aren't even on their radar yet.

399
00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:09,826
There's no magic wand that
can make this just go away.

400
00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:11,662
What if there were one?

401
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:13,911
And my mother changed
her plea to guilty?

402
00:18:13,937 --> 00:18:14,974
Veronica...

403
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,488
Look, Mom, we've got
to be realistic here.

404
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,503
Why not admit to what
everyone already knows

405
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,603
before something else,
something worse comes out?

406
00:18:24,629 --> 00:18:27,139
Veronica, your mother
would go to prison,

407
00:18:27,165 --> 00:18:28,566
probably for the rest of her life.

408
00:18:28,592 --> 00:18:29,900
Not if we get someone

409
00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:31,977
with a magic wand to pardon her.

410
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:33,979
But that can only happen
at the state level.

411
00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:36,740
So unless you're friends
with Governor Dooley...

412
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:39,076
I wouldn't say friends exactly,

413
00:18:39,102 --> 00:18:41,534
but we do have a history.

414
00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:43,613
All of us.

415
00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:09,139
Hey, are you okay?

416
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,309
What are you doing?

417
00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:16,614
No!

418
00:19:19,964 --> 00:19:21,229
Caramel.

419
00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:30,243
Hey.

420
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,597
You free for lunch?

421
00:19:32,623 --> 00:19:34,790
Do you want to go to
Pop's and get a burger?

422
00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:36,708
I got a lot on my mind, Jug. What's up?

423
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:39,169
I wanted to ask you about Grandpa.

424
00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:40,588
Did you know he was a writer?

425
00:19:42,229 --> 00:19:43,427
Yeah.

426
00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:45,587
Where did you hear that?

427
00:19:45,613 --> 00:19:47,886
One of his old classmates
is visiting Stonewall Prep.

428
00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:49,221
Actually I have a reception later,

429
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:51,069
if you want to come hang out.

430
00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:53,230
And waste a day with
a bunch of blue bloods

431
00:19:53,256 --> 00:19:54,893
who think they're better than me? No.

432
00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:57,104
You're the one that pushed
me to go to Stonewall Prep.

433
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,438
Hell, you'd probably make me

434
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,249
put on a tie and a blazer.

435
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:03,494
And just so you know, my
old man wasn't a writer,

436
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,421
he was a dropout, all right?

437
00:20:05,447 --> 00:20:07,072
He couldn't hold down a job.

438
00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:09,116
He was a mean, mean drunk

439
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:12,602
who took all of his anger
out on me and on your grandma.

440
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,940
It was the best day of my
life when he skipped out on us.

441
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,293
So do I want to hear about

442
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:19,113
what a great writer he was
back in high school? No.

443
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:21,986
No, I'm...

444
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,214
I'm good with my
memories. But you have fun.

445
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:40,531
Governor Dooley! You made it.

446
00:20:40,557 --> 00:20:41,940
Oh, no, not again.

447
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:44,359
Yes, again.

448
00:20:44,385 --> 00:20:47,070
I have a small favor to ask you.

449
00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,873
I was told this meeting
was requested by the FBI.

450
00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:52,951
No, I'd rather keep the FBI
out of this, if at all possible.

451
00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:55,620
So, in this folder,

452
00:20:55,646 --> 00:20:56,958
you'll find evidence

453
00:20:56,984 --> 00:20:59,958
that paints a rather corrupt
portrait of you, Governor.

454
00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:02,127
Ordering a bogus quarantine,

455
00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:03,957
accepting drug money as a bribe,

456
00:21:03,983 --> 00:21:06,223
receiving kickbacks
from my father's jail.

457
00:21:06,249 --> 00:21:07,947
Young lady...

458
00:21:07,973 --> 00:21:10,510
how many times do you
think you can blackmail me?

459
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,655
Help me now and this will be the last.

460
00:21:12,681 --> 00:21:14,306
And I'll put that in writing.

461
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:16,158
As you know, my mother's on trial.

462
00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:17,493
If she pleads guilty,

463
00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:19,236
I need you to grant her a pardon,

464
00:21:19,262 --> 00:21:20,466
immediately.

465
00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:21,736
In exchange,

466
00:21:21,762 --> 00:21:24,198
I won't release this file
of incriminating evidence.

467
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,319
What do you say, Donald?

468
00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:28,820
Once more for old time's sake?

469
00:21:33,108 --> 00:21:35,126
May I have your attention?

470
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:38,422
In literary society tradition,

471
00:21:38,448 --> 00:21:40,665
it wouldn't be a proper reunion

472
00:21:40,691 --> 00:21:43,738
without a little game of Murder.

473
00:21:43,764 --> 00:21:46,213
For neophytes, the rules are as follows.

474
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,469
Everyone draws a card.

475
00:21:49,450 --> 00:21:51,744
Whoever picks "Murderer"

476
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,580
must walk amongst us,

477
00:21:53,606 --> 00:21:55,524
winking at their prey.

478
00:21:56,207 --> 00:21:57,849
If you are winked at,

479
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,132
you die five seconds later.

480
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:08,046
The object of the game, of course,

481
00:22:08,072 --> 00:22:10,999
is to identify the murderer
before being killed.

482
00:22:11,927 --> 00:22:13,556
Happy hunting, everybody.

483
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:17,574
Enjoying yourself, Jones?

484
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,080
So this is what
one-percenters do for fun.

485
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,498
They play murder, huh?

486
00:22:22,326 --> 00:22:23,596
Oh, by the way...

487
00:22:24,664 --> 00:22:25,835
Wicked, Jones.

488
00:22:26,662 --> 00:22:27,921
Yeah, go on then.

489
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,318
Yeah, let me die in peace.

490
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,127
Down to the wire, boys.

491
00:22:50,691 --> 00:22:52,070
It's Jughead! He's the murderer.

492
00:22:52,096 --> 00:22:53,446
Yeah. Because I just killed you.

493
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,216
No, I knew it was him beforehand, I win.

494
00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:57,742
I'm sorry, Bret, I can't
hear you. Because you're dead.

495
00:22:57,768 --> 00:22:59,011
No, I'm not. I saw...

496
00:22:59,037 --> 00:23:01,746
Boy, boys. Let's be men about this.

497
00:23:01,772 --> 00:23:04,568
It's clear that Jughead Jones
won the game fair and square.

498
00:23:04,594 --> 00:23:07,559
And what a formidable murderer he was.

499
00:23:16,639 --> 00:23:19,139
I'm disappointed I didn't
get to meet your father.

500
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,433
Oh, yeah, he's been busy with work.

501
00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:23,059
Oh, I understand.

502
00:23:23,085 --> 00:23:24,811
Well, I hope you'll enter the contest

503
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,104
to be our new ghostwriter.

504
00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:28,273
I mean, the grandson of Forsythe Jones

505
00:23:28,299 --> 00:23:30,957
would be a worthy
inheritor of the mantle.

506
00:23:30,983 --> 00:23:32,870
Serial killers are compulsive.

507
00:23:32,896 --> 00:23:34,779
They leave clues,

508
00:23:34,805 --> 00:23:36,448
take trophies, keep records.

509
00:23:36,474 --> 00:23:39,343
Journals, diaries,

510
00:23:39,369 --> 00:23:40,624
letters.

511
00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:43,305
They see themselves as the
hero in their own stories.

512
00:23:43,331 --> 00:23:45,851
Sometimes, it's difficult for
them to distinguish between

513
00:23:45,877 --> 00:23:47,125
reality and fantasy,

514
00:23:47,151 --> 00:23:48,662
fact and fabrication.

515
00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:53,173
By studying childhood
diaries of serial killers,

516
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:56,267
we can gain invaluable insight
into how their minds work.

517
00:24:13,528 --> 00:24:14,778
Your Honor,

518
00:24:14,804 --> 00:24:16,863
in lieu of a closing statement,

519
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,657
my client would like to say something.

520
00:24:18,683 --> 00:24:19,696
Proceed.

521
00:24:23,624 --> 00:24:24,746
Your Honor,

522
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,343
after careful consideration,

523
00:24:27,369 --> 00:24:29,167
I've decided to change my plea.

524
00:24:29,193 --> 00:24:32,253
I, Hermione Apollonia Lodge...

525
00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:36,549
plead guilty to the charges against me.

526
00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:48,936
I lied to you, Kevin.

527
00:24:48,962 --> 00:24:51,064
At the hospital, Dr. Patel told me

528
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,857
that I do have the genes.

529
00:24:53,932 --> 00:24:55,151
And there's more.

530
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,922
Something that I think
I may have repressed.

531
00:25:02,903 --> 00:25:05,166
Do you remember my cat, Caramel?

532
00:25:10,326 --> 00:25:12,419
A car hit her.

533
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:15,305
And I found her on our front lawn.

534
00:25:15,331 --> 00:25:16,994
She was in pain.

535
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,383
Dying.

536
00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:21,719
And it sounded like...

537
00:25:22,747 --> 00:25:24,723
someone screaming.

538
00:25:24,749 --> 00:25:28,907
So, I went to get my dad for help.

539
00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:30,933
And he took me back outside.

540
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,232
Caramel is your cat, Betty.

541
00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:37,064
You need to take care of this.

542
00:25:37,687 --> 00:25:39,393
And he handed me a rock.

543
00:25:46,771 --> 00:25:47,965
And he made me...

544
00:25:54,145 --> 00:25:55,923
Good girl, Betty.

545
00:25:55,949 --> 00:25:58,256
Very good girl.

546
00:25:58,282 --> 00:26:00,275
I killed Caramel.

547
00:26:00,301 --> 00:26:01,852
No, Betty.

548
00:26:01,878 --> 00:26:03,901
That wasn't you. That was your...

549
00:26:04,748 --> 00:26:06,522
deeply screwed-up dad.

550
00:26:06,548 --> 00:26:09,142
Oh, and I'm not screwed up?

551
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:12,294
I'm repressing memories
of killing animals, Kevin.

552
00:26:13,891 --> 00:26:16,160
Betty, I...

553
00:26:16,186 --> 00:26:17,664
I think this FBI Training thing

554
00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:19,712
might be getting a little
too intense right now.

555
00:26:19,738 --> 00:26:21,085
I think we should...

556
00:26:21,993 --> 00:26:24,210
maybe consider withdrawing.

557
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,943
That's it. Keep your hands up.

558
00:26:30,331 --> 00:26:31,534
Protect your face.

559
00:26:33,943 --> 00:26:35,207
Good job.

560
00:26:35,233 --> 00:26:36,571
Keep those hands up.

561
00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,338
That's it.

562
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,226
Red, you got a minute?

563
00:26:43,252 --> 00:26:44,896
Sure. What's up, Mr. Jones?

564
00:26:45,934 --> 00:26:47,744
Some of the local business owners

565
00:26:47,770 --> 00:26:49,808
have lodged a few complaints
against your center.

566
00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:52,835
Littering, vandalism, public urination.

567
00:26:54,341 --> 00:26:56,573
Due respect, Mr. Jones, that's BS.

568
00:26:56,599 --> 00:26:58,909
I'm here every morning
and I lock up every night.

569
00:26:58,935 --> 00:27:00,169
These kids are not doing any of that.

570
00:27:00,195 --> 00:27:01,795
Listen, when I rolled with the Serpents,

571
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,338
we dealt with the same crap.

572
00:27:03,364 --> 00:27:05,698
Wherever we set up, complaints followed.

573
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,200
Look, no one wants a gang around.

574
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,647
The problem isn't the kids,

575
00:27:08,673 --> 00:27:11,210
it's the thugs that show up
after we lock up. They're gnarly.

576
00:27:11,236 --> 00:27:13,998
But this place, it's supposed
to make the neighborhood better.

577
00:27:14,024 --> 00:27:15,759
Well, show 'em that.

578
00:27:15,785 --> 00:27:17,377
Do what the Serpents used to do.

579
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:18,762
Invite some of the yokels over

580
00:27:18,788 --> 00:27:20,639
for a get-to-know-you clam bake.

581
00:27:20,665 --> 00:27:22,716
People are less likely to call the cops

582
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,581
if they've had a conversation with you.

583
00:27:24,607 --> 00:27:25,858
All right?

584
00:27:31,012 --> 00:27:32,797
You think you really
pulled something off

585
00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:34,205
at the reception, don't you?

586
00:27:35,671 --> 00:27:37,522
Bret, Bret, Bret.

587
00:27:37,548 --> 00:27:39,524
Are you really still mad
about that Murder game?

588
00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,195
All right.

589
00:27:44,221 --> 00:27:45,780
Look, if it means that much to you...

590
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,213
Poof!

591
00:27:48,239 --> 00:27:50,219
Consider yourself raised
from the dead, preppy.

592
00:27:50,245 --> 00:27:51,845
"Preppy."

593
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,454
You turn your nose up at us,

594
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,225
you scorn us for our privilege...

595
00:27:56,251 --> 00:27:57,726
But the only reason you're here

596
00:27:57,752 --> 00:27:59,520
is because some school benefactors

597
00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:02,139
thought it would look good
to take on a charity case.

598
00:28:02,165 --> 00:28:03,756
Some dirt-poor scholarship kid.

599
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:05,334
I'm here because of my writing.

600
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,589
Just get over it.

601
00:28:06,615 --> 00:28:07,733
No, Jughead,

602
00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:09,586
you're not here because of your talent.

603
00:28:09,612 --> 00:28:11,239
The Admissions Committee?

604
00:28:11,265 --> 00:28:13,650
None of them have read a
single word you've ever written.

605
00:28:13,676 --> 00:28:15,318
You're a statistic,

606
00:28:15,344 --> 00:28:16,603
a project.

607
00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,062
Every year there's one of you.

608
00:28:18,088 --> 00:28:21,836
Some welfare freeloader who
never amounts to anything.

609
00:28:21,862 --> 00:28:23,160
Just like your grandfather.

610
00:28:23,186 --> 00:28:24,777
He couldn't even make it a semester.

611
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:27,613
That is your past, present,
and future, Jughead...

612
00:28:30,285 --> 00:28:31,628
Shut your mouth!

613
00:28:31,654 --> 00:28:33,965
Looks like you've inherited
his temper, too. Huh?

614
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,100
They all know I'm right.

615
00:28:38,126 --> 00:28:40,459
And deep down, you know it, too.

616
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,313
Most of you know me by now,

617
00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,981
but my name is Archie Andrews.

618
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:04,362
I run this place with Munroe Moore.

619
00:29:04,388 --> 00:29:06,031
And we invited you here today

620
00:29:06,057 --> 00:29:08,455
to set the record straight
about a few things.

621
00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:09,583
Starting with...

622
00:29:09,609 --> 00:29:13,475
Despite a few bogus
complaints that have been made,

623
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:15,954
this community center
is not going anywhere.

624
00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:18,498
In fact, starting today,

625
00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,884
we will be expanding
our hours to 11:00 p.m.,

626
00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:22,311
and we'll be open on Sundays.

627
00:29:22,337 --> 00:29:25,338
So, to my neighbors, I say,

628
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:26,982
instead of working against us,

629
00:29:27,008 --> 00:29:28,391
why don't you come in and help out?

630
00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:29,968
Sponsor our baseball team.

631
00:29:29,994 --> 00:29:31,378
Donate your time.

632
00:29:31,404 --> 00:29:34,937
These kids need people to
show them that they care.

633
00:29:34,963 --> 00:29:36,040
Which is why we're starting

634
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,734
a Big Brothers and Big Sisters program.

635
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,662
The Riverdale High Bulldogs and Vixens

636
00:29:40,688 --> 00:29:42,647
have already volunteered,
so why don't you?

637
00:29:42,673 --> 00:29:44,315
And if you still want to shut us down,

638
00:29:44,341 --> 00:29:45,884
then go ahead and try.

639
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:47,678
My mom is a very good lawyer.

640
00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,181
Or you can try the cops,

641
00:29:49,207 --> 00:29:50,706
and I'll call my best friend's dad,

642
00:29:50,732 --> 00:29:51,823
the Sheriff of Riverdale.

643
00:29:51,849 --> 00:29:53,585
Otherwise,

644
00:29:53,611 --> 00:29:55,422
my friendly advice to you

645
00:29:55,448 --> 00:29:57,219
is get out of my way.

646
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,334
Can I help you?

647
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,163
Look, I own a hardware store on Drury,

648
00:30:06,189 --> 00:30:08,431
and I admire what you're
trying to accomplish here.

649
00:30:08,457 --> 00:30:10,026
And I'm not the only one.

650
00:30:10,052 --> 00:30:11,662
So why didn't you say that, then?

651
00:30:11,688 --> 00:30:15,530
The thing is, many of us
business owners are getting...

652
00:30:15,556 --> 00:30:17,807
pressure to speak out
against your center.

653
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,139
Not by Hiram Lodge?

654
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,279
No. Uh...

655
00:30:22,063 --> 00:30:23,263
His name is Dodger.

656
00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,398
And we've been paying
him a protection fee.

657
00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,567
Lately, he's added a request.

658
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,619
Protest your center,

659
00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:32,047
or risk losing his protection.

660
00:30:32,073 --> 00:30:34,049
And then maybe our stores get robbed.

661
00:30:34,075 --> 00:30:36,066
Or burned to the ground.

662
00:30:36,092 --> 00:30:38,248
So, Dodger's the one
who wants us out of here?

663
00:30:39,511 --> 00:30:41,539
Every kid who sets foot in your place

664
00:30:41,565 --> 00:30:44,250
is one less running scams
for him on the streets.

665
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:51,757
Well...

666
00:30:52,759 --> 00:30:54,653
Look what the cat dragged in.

667
00:30:54,679 --> 00:30:56,363
I'm done with Stonewall Prep.

668
00:30:56,389 --> 00:30:57,939
Place is toxic.

669
00:30:57,965 --> 00:31:00,266
I'm going back to Riverdale
High to be with my friends.

670
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:01,309
No.

671
00:31:01,335 --> 00:31:02,862
Mmm-mmm.

672
00:31:02,888 --> 00:31:04,913
You're not throwing
away this opportunity.

673
00:31:04,939 --> 00:31:06,773
You're giving me whiplash, Dad.

674
00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:08,241
What opportunity?

675
00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:09,794
So I can be buried alive in a coffin,

676
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,194
or be told that I'm only there

677
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,223
because I grew up in a trailer park?

678
00:31:13,249 --> 00:31:14,664
Someone said that to you?

679
00:31:14,690 --> 00:31:16,124
Yeah. Bret did.

680
00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:17,917
Well...

681
00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:19,873
Who cares how you got in? You're in.

682
00:31:19,899 --> 00:31:22,701
And those silver spoons,
they feel threatened.

683
00:31:22,727 --> 00:31:25,547
This Bret kid, he knows
you're better than him.

684
00:31:25,573 --> 00:31:27,269
That you're gonna leave him in the dust.

685
00:31:27,295 --> 00:31:28,920
And you'll do it without the...

686
00:31:28,946 --> 00:31:31,379
Without the privilege or the fancy name.

687
00:31:31,405 --> 00:31:32,840
But if you drop out now...

688
00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:35,610
you're no better than my old man.

689
00:31:35,636 --> 00:31:37,279
If you hated him so much,

690
00:31:37,305 --> 00:31:39,448
then why would you name me after him?

691
00:31:39,474 --> 00:31:40,782
It's my name, too, don't forget.

692
00:31:40,808 --> 00:31:42,284
And yeah, I hate him,

693
00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:43,618
but he's still my old man.

694
00:31:43,644 --> 00:31:45,462
So it's gotta count for something, huh?

695
00:31:48,293 --> 00:31:49,648
Also, uh...

696
00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:55,018
Those books weren't from me.

697
00:31:55,044 --> 00:31:58,642
Your granddad sent them from
wherever the hell he was.

698
00:31:59,493 --> 00:32:01,026
I didn't tell you 'cause...

699
00:32:01,996 --> 00:32:03,585
'Cause I'm still angry

700
00:32:03,611 --> 00:32:05,140
at how he treated us.

701
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:06,345
He was a hard man,

702
00:32:06,371 --> 00:32:08,107
and there was no love lost between us,

703
00:32:08,133 --> 00:32:09,550
but I gotta give the devil his due.

704
00:32:09,576 --> 00:32:10,795
Those books you love...

705
00:32:12,173 --> 00:32:13,255
were from him.

706
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:17,512
And you have no idea where he is now?

707
00:32:17,538 --> 00:32:18,949
No.

708
00:32:18,975 --> 00:32:20,322
Do you want me to look for him?

709
00:32:20,348 --> 00:32:22,732
No, I don't.

710
00:32:22,758 --> 00:32:24,851
But I'll tell you what I do want.

711
00:32:24,877 --> 00:32:27,186
I want you to go back.

712
00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:29,147
I want you to do what
my father never did,

713
00:32:29,173 --> 00:32:30,314
what I never did.

714
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,924
Graduate high school.

715
00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:35,040
Show those preppies

716
00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:37,363
what it means to be a Jones man.

717
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:39,532
Bring honor to our name.

718
00:32:51,959 --> 00:32:53,855
I'm quitting the program, Charles.

719
00:32:53,881 --> 00:32:55,214
But, Betty, you're a natural.

720
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,550
Yeah, that's the problem.

721
00:32:56,576 --> 00:32:57,622
It's too easy for me.

722
00:32:57,648 --> 00:33:00,629
I could identify every single
killer in your slideshow...

723
00:33:01,597 --> 00:33:03,774
because I'm like them.

724
00:33:05,377 --> 00:33:07,153
I have the same genes as them.

725
00:33:10,076 --> 00:33:12,270
All the more reason for
you to stay in the program.

726
00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:15,193
To make sense of that part of yourself.

727
00:33:15,219 --> 00:33:17,528
You couldn't understand, Charles, okay?

728
00:33:17,554 --> 00:33:19,321
- You just don't get it.
- I can.

729
00:33:20,023 --> 00:33:21,240
And I do, Betty.

730
00:33:24,195 --> 00:33:25,995
I have the genes, too.

731
00:33:26,021 --> 00:33:27,964
In fact, it's why I joined the FBI.

732
00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:29,986
To control those impulses.

733
00:33:30,012 --> 00:33:33,154
You have the serial killer genes?

734
00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:35,922
Yeah.

735
00:33:35,948 --> 00:33:37,256
You can use this.

736
00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:38,400
Harness this...

737
00:33:38,426 --> 00:33:40,092
to keep the darkness in check.

738
00:33:40,878 --> 00:33:42,052
I did.

739
00:33:48,511 --> 00:33:50,487
Oh, that's amazing news.

740
00:33:50,513 --> 00:33:53,226
Thank you so much, Governor,
I really appreciate it.

741
00:33:54,813 --> 00:33:56,901
No, that's fine, I'll
pick her up myself.

742
00:33:56,927 --> 00:33:57,985
Bye, now.

743
00:34:00,615 --> 00:34:02,782
Sounds like you just got some good news.

744
00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,450
Yes, I did.

745
00:34:05,453 --> 00:34:07,351
My mother's been away for a while

746
00:34:07,377 --> 00:34:09,246
and she's finally coming home.

747
00:34:10,065 --> 00:34:11,427
Same as your father.

748
00:34:13,557 --> 00:34:14,961
I'm sorry, do I know you?

749
00:34:14,987 --> 00:34:16,438
No.

750
00:34:16,464 --> 00:34:17,757
You do not.

751
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,858
But I'll tell you the same thing

752
00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:23,454
I told the federal prosecutor.

753
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,107
That I'm a licensed
private investigator.

754
00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:28,525
That I was hired by Hiram Lodge

755
00:34:28,551 --> 00:34:31,435
to uncover any malfeasance against him.

756
00:34:31,461 --> 00:34:34,602
And that I can unequivocally prove

757
00:34:34,628 --> 00:34:38,515
that the federal
prosecutor colluded with you

758
00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:41,871
to frame and bring false
charges against Hiram.

759
00:34:41,897 --> 00:34:43,039
That's not true.

760
00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:44,799
Yes, it is.

761
00:34:44,825 --> 00:34:50,597
I have many recordings
of you two... plotting.

762
00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:54,643
Including a conversation you two had

763
00:34:54,669 --> 00:34:56,855
at that booth over there,

764
00:34:56,881 --> 00:34:59,797
discussing Pop Tate's subpoena.

765
00:34:59,823 --> 00:35:01,558
You had my place bugged?

766
00:35:01,584 --> 00:35:03,884
Yes. I did.

767
00:35:03,910 --> 00:35:06,304
So, here's what happens next.

768
00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:08,565
The federal prosecutor
has already told the judge

769
00:35:08,591 --> 00:35:11,090
that she's dropping the
charges against Hiram,

770
00:35:11,116 --> 00:35:12,374
thanks to...

771
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,163
information I provided.

772
00:35:15,189 --> 00:35:16,272
Look.

773
00:35:17,203 --> 00:35:19,450
Whatever Hiram's paying you,

774
00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:20,860
I'll double it.

775
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,111
Nice try.

776
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,447
But that won't work with me.

777
00:35:26,609 --> 00:35:29,739
You see, our father needed help,

778
00:35:29,765 --> 00:35:31,495
someone he could trust.

779
00:35:31,521 --> 00:35:33,014
So he had me come up from Miami.

780
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,206
I fix things.

781
00:35:35,618 --> 00:35:36,926
That's what I do.

782
00:35:36,952 --> 00:35:38,794
"Our father"?

783
00:35:41,153 --> 00:35:42,338
I don't understand.

784
00:35:42,364 --> 00:35:43,924
I'm Hiram's other daughter.

785
00:35:45,494 --> 00:35:46,719
Hermosa.

786
00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:49,450
He needed me.

787
00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:51,807
So I came.

788
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:45,920
"Li'l Forsythe III.

789
00:36:45,946 --> 00:36:47,238
Happy Birthday.

790
00:36:47,264 --> 00:36:49,470
Sorry, I'm not there
to celebrate with you.

791
00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:53,996
Never let anyone tell
you that you don't belong.

792
00:36:54,022 --> 00:36:55,788
Love, Grandpa.

793
00:36:58,044 --> 00:37:00,855
P.S. Trust few,

794
00:37:00,881 --> 00:37:03,981
and never let them
take anything from you."

795
00:37:18,578 --> 00:37:21,197
Hiram, Hiram, Alice Smith with RIVW.

796
00:37:21,223 --> 00:37:23,816
Please, tell our viewers,
what are you feeling right now?

797
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,152
Well, I couldn't be
happier with the outcome.

798
00:37:26,178 --> 00:37:29,564
And now that you've been
vindicated of all your crimes,

799
00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:31,397
will you and your...

800
00:37:32,698 --> 00:37:33,994
Daughter.

801
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,371
...be leaving Riverdale?

802
00:37:35,397 --> 00:37:36,597
On the contrary,

803
00:37:36,623 --> 00:37:39,901
I'm excited to fulfill
a lifelong dream of mine

804
00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:43,553
and announce my candidacy
for mayor of Riverdale.

805
00:37:43,579 --> 00:37:45,717
Sir, sir! Over here, sir.

806
00:37:52,135 --> 00:37:53,569
I'm confused.

807
00:37:53,595 --> 00:37:57,253
So we're not bailing on
your hot brother's FBI class?

808
00:37:57,279 --> 00:37:58,881
I thought, based on what
happened to Caramel...

809
00:37:58,907 --> 00:38:01,404
That was before I got
privileged information

810
00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:03,981
that made me realize that
we don't actually know

811
00:38:04,007 --> 00:38:05,691
anything about Charles.

812
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,485
Forget, "Is Charles gay or straight?"

813
00:38:07,511 --> 00:38:10,446
I'm interested in, is he
a serial killer or not?

814
00:38:11,407 --> 00:38:13,186
I'm serious, Kevin.

815
00:38:13,212 --> 00:38:15,614
The only places I've
ever seen him are Pop's,

816
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,538
my house, and the FBI office.

817
00:38:18,564 --> 00:38:20,539
I mean, what does he do all day?

818
00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,517
Where does he go? Where does he live?

819
00:38:22,543 --> 00:38:25,527
And, again, why is
he still in Riverdale?

820
00:38:26,756 --> 00:38:29,340
I thought he was helping out
Jughead's dad on some cases.

821
00:38:29,366 --> 00:38:30,668
What cases?

822
00:38:31,487 --> 00:38:34,268
He's keeping secrets
from me, Kev, I know it.

823
00:38:35,207 --> 00:38:37,580
That's why we have to stay close to him.

824
00:38:57,152 --> 00:38:58,535
We need to talk.

825
00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:03,750
For too long you've been preying

826
00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:06,043
on the youth of
Riverdale. That ends now.

827
00:39:06,069 --> 00:39:08,638
It's time for you to book a
one-way bus ticket out of town.

828
00:39:08,664 --> 00:39:10,255
I've got manpower.

829
00:39:11,293 --> 00:39:12,883
The support of the people.

830
00:39:14,335 --> 00:39:15,469
You...

831
00:39:16,798 --> 00:39:18,832
whoever the hell you are,

832
00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:20,133
don't.

833
00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:22,906
Consider this a declaration of war.

834
00:39:22,932 --> 00:39:24,530
Leave town,

835
00:39:24,556 --> 00:39:26,325
or the next time we meet,

836
00:39:26,351 --> 00:39:27,984
you won't be driving away.

837
00:39:28,010 --> 00:39:29,954
You won't even be walking.

838
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:31,193
That's a promise.

839
00:39:38,527 --> 00:39:39,993
I'm not going anywhere!

840
00:39:42,772 --> 00:39:45,183
You're a dead man, you hear me?

841
00:39:45,209 --> 00:39:46,875
You're a dead man!

842
00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:50,494
Mr. Chipping and I have conferred

843
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,089
and decided on the theme

844
00:39:52,115 --> 00:39:54,275
for our Baxter Brothers
writing competition.

845
00:39:54,301 --> 00:39:55,886
Who's interested?

846
00:40:04,993 --> 00:40:06,194
Jughead?

847
00:40:08,655 --> 00:40:09,840
Oh, no.

848
00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,565
I'm in...

849
00:40:11,591 --> 00:40:13,186
and I'm winning.

850
00:40:13,212 --> 00:40:14,796
And please, Mr. Chipping, from here on,

851
00:40:14,822 --> 00:40:16,989
you can call me Forsythe, the Third.

852
00:40:20,735 --> 00:40:22,192
It's after my grandfather.

853
00:40:22,218 --> 00:40:23,736
Wonderful.

854
00:40:23,762 --> 00:40:27,299
Then you, and your classmates,
will be challenged to devise

855
00:40:28,985 --> 00:40:30,669
the perfect murder.

856
00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:32,125
That's your theme.

857
00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:35,507
Let the bloodbath begin.

858
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:43,089
_

859
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,237
Archie Andrews, Betty
Cooper, and Veronica Lodge,

860
00:40:47,263 --> 00:40:48,421
you're under arrest

861
00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:51,565
for the cold-blooded murder
of my son, Jughead Jones.

862
00:41:07,272 --> 00:41:10,677
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