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Passenger information.

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If you see anything suspicious, or
something that doesn't look right,

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please report it to a member of staff
or a police officer immediately.

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Mate, what happened?

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Gav says he saw you at the station,
but you weren't on the train.

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No, that definitely wasn't me.

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I got caught up at work,
but I'm on the next one out.

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Passenger announcement.

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The 16:17 from London Euston

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has been delayed
by approximately 15 minutes.

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What was that?
I heard that on your phone and here.

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Yeah, train announcements sync now.

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Simultaneous, everywhere in the world.
It's unbelievable.

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Seriously?

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Whoa. We are living in the future,
man, I'm telling you.

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'World of miracles.'

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But it sounds like I'm delayed half an hour.

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- Gutted.
- Fam, you missed a classic journey.

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Ciaran downed a wine glass of Sambuca,

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threw up on a train guard,
it went in his beard.

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- The guy was fuming.
- Sounds amazing.

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I'll catch you guys up at the hotel.
Or the restaurant, at the latest.

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Or the club.

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Fine. But you better be wearing
antlers and drinking right about now.

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I definitely am.

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Gotta go.
Ciaran's humping a baggage trolley.

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Oi, see you in a sec.
Ciaran, not again...

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Seriously, just let it go.

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Shower's not working.

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- We have a shower?
- That's not working.

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We can't turn the hot water on,
it'll eat three days off.

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I have blood in my hair that isn't mine.

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And a bit of ear!

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It's true, you're disgusting.

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And we need fuel more than
you need your bounce and shine.

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What I need is a bath.

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Isn't that...
Isn't that our hotel from last night?

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- Back where we started.
- We've gotta check on the guys.

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No, no, come on, we can't stop now,
we're making progress.

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That's where we got on this boat,
we've made literally no progress.

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Come on, Kat, please?

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Our friends might be in there.

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This is the world's shittest Groundhog Day.

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Subtitles by explosiveskull
Sync and corrections: minouhse

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Hope Gav's okay, wedding's next weekend.

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Gav's probably been eaten by now.

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By which I mean I'm sure he is fine.

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Although I think you should
at least accept the wedding's off.

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We got out.
I'm sure they're fine.

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I'm not leaving without making sure.

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We don't know what's in there,

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could be five stags, could be 500 zombies.

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We could die in there.

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Which is why this has to be
a precision strike.

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We are straight in, straight out,
mission focused.

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- You're coming?
- Yes, I'm coming.

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With you two blundering on your own,
we'll never leave.

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Plus, bit of scavenging.

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Think they'll have shampoo?

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No time for showers,
you stay and guard the boat.

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Who made you Queen?

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Well, do you want to go look
for their drunk mates?

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God, no.
You crack on.

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- I want constant vigilance.
- I've got tons of vigilance.

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Please don't have a shower.

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I was absolutely not thinking that.

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Well, go on, then, I'm perfectly
capable of looking after a boat.

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Okay, thank you.

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- I'm not sure this is a great idea.
- Hey! Gav might be in there.

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And what about the others?
Chris? Ciaran? Sexy Mo?

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Oh, come on, man, if it was me
in there, what would you do?

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I don't know. Drop you a text
when I got back to London.

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Mate, they're just there!

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Fine!

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It's okay.
I got you.

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If we're not back in two hours...

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just wait longer.

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- Why not?
- Because it's a classic,

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the doors'll ping open
and a zombie'll be inside.

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- We shouldn't be here.
- Relax. It's deserted.

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Yeah, nothing bad ever happens
in a deserted hotel.

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Let's try the stairs.

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Stairs are for chase sequences, not deaths.

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You're way too into this.

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No, I'm not, it's just a side quest,

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rescuing a princess in a tower.

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- Well, you've clearly not met Ciaran.
- Oh, come on, man, he'd do it for us.

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No, he absolutely wouldn't.
He'd pay someone else to do it,

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then drink a six pack of fruit cider
because he'd earned it.

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Can you please slag off
your friends more quietly?

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Come on!

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Sorry, Kat.

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Fuck it.

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Gav's room's on the first floor.

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Chris!

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- Not Chris!
- Come on!

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- How is he using stairs?
- Poor man. Poor guy.

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- Friend of yours?
- Gav's cousin.

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- Why is he dressed like Elton John?
- It was fancy dress.

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- Who were you?
- Deadpool and Aquaman.

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- Guess who had his shirt off.
- And a Trident.

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Inflatable Trident.

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You realise your stag do confused
Marvel and DC Universe?

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It was a constant worry.

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This is it!
Gav, open up!

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They're not here.
They're somewhere safe. Unlike us.

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Open up!

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Coming on this weekend was
the worst decision of my life.

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- It was a laugh.
- It was shit.

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- And you were a nightmare.
- I made it fun.

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Not that you'd remember any of it!
I was making experiences!

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Mission accomplished on that front.

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- Donald Trump.
- Zombie?

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Not zombie!
Close it, close it, close it!

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- Ciaran.
- Cocoa!

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- Cocoa?
- Cocoa butter.

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Because of his beautiful golden skin.

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Honestly, I think he's dyed it himself.

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I can't believe we were rescued
by Donald Trump.

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You came back for me.

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- Can we just...
- Hi, Sunny.

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Riots?

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You can't cover up the end
of the world, you lying bastards!

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You know what, this is Aliens

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and they are the Weyland-Yutani Corporation.

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Who are you?

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In this analogy,
I'm Sigourney fucking Weaver.

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Anyone fancy a drink?

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Bingo.

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Oh, mate.

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Chris.

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- I'm so sorry.
- To Chris.

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To Chris.

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World's gone mental.
Can't believe he's gone.

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Guy was a ledge.

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We lost our virginity together, man.

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You...

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How did that work?

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Long story.

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- Chris, man, I love that guy.
- Clearly.

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I'm just so glad you're here.
We have got to get out of Birmingham.

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- What happened?
- The stripper, the one you ordered.

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- The burlesque dancer.
- If you like.

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- I've got a plan.
- You booked a burlesque dancer?

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I booked a 21st-century stag do.

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Sexy female empowerment.

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- She was empowered, she bit Chris.
- I've got a plan.

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- She bit Chris?
- And the rest.

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She went crazy, you'd disappeared.

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It was like being attacked by a
sexy cannibal.

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- Good booking.
- Excuse me.

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We are currently trapped in a room by zombie
Elton John and the windows don't open.

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There are more pressing matters than what
happened at your little fancy dress party.

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Now...
I've got a plan.

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Who are you again?

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Oh, for fuck's sake!

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- So what we doing?
- Have you ever played the game Portal?

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Ever seen the film The Raid?

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No.

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Well, then, this is gonna be
a whole new experience.

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- Amar loves experiences.
- You can't blame me

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for trying to make Gav's stag do memorable.

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- What happened to Gav?
- Don't know.

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We got the stripper from reception,
she went mental on the way to the roof.

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- Roof?
- Yeah, where we tied up Gav.

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Classic stag experience.

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You left a stag tied to the roof
in a zombie apocalypse?

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No, these guys untied him.

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No.
We were getting the stripper.

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He's still on the roof?

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You know what?

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That's right there, that's an experience.

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Oh, my God!
We've gotta get him!

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Thank God for carpet tiles.

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Yes.
Level reward.

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Did you just say level reward?

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No.

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So you're not getting way into this
and treating it like a game?

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No.

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How did you get away?

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- I didn't run.
- Which is called hiding.

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I'm not bailing,
something you'd know nothing about.

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What does that mean?
Least I was there for the fireworks.

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- You'd gone to bed.
- I wasn't up for a big weekend.

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That's why you drank so much,
you got chucked out the club?

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It was food poisoning.
Those tortillas were dodgy.

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What was dodgy was telling the DJ you'd
fight him if he didn't put on some Coldplay.

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Boys, let's focus.

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We need to end this mission
and get back to the boat.

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Hey, ladies!

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Who wants an Argos necklace?

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It's my 21st all over again.

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Stay back, I got this.

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- Excuse me?
- I did Duke of Edinburgh.

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- I'll take point.
- You were right, he is a bellend.

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He's really not that bad,
once you get to know him.

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Oh, you bellend!

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- Get away!
- Get off me, you dicks!

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What did I say?

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Oh, God. Mo.
Why did it have to be Sexy Mo?

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- Who is he?
- Feckin' arrogant, egotistical mingebag.

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00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,531
- No, no, who is he?
- Oh, Cristiano Ronaldo, I think.

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Is there anyone you do like?

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No.

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- Minibus.
- So definitely no game, then?

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Never was the brightest spark.

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- We should rush him.
- Push him in!

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No.
No more experiences.

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You're pissed.
You're not thinking straight.

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Says the man who cost me
a 50 quid soiling fee.

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- Soiling fee?
- In the Uber.

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- I threw up in the Uber?
- If you like.

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Let's just say there's a reason
it's called a soiling fee.

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Oh, God.

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- What you doing?
- Winning.

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Coming?

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Power up.

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How did I get to bed?

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Well, first,
you threw up on the reception desk.

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Then on your bed.
Then on me when I put you to bed.

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And I made you miss the burlesque dancer?

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Which, in hindsight, was a result.

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Gav!

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- Gav!
- I've got you, mate!

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Gav! Hey, mate.

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Okay, I give up, who's he supposed to be?

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Emma Watson.

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- He's a big Potter fan.
- Ciaran?

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00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,966
- Sonny, Cocoa!
- Hello, mate!

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00:17:05,481 --> 00:17:07,231
How long have I been up here?

236
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I'm gonna be late for my wedding rehearsal.
Kim's gonna blow her lid!

237
00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:12,714
You know what, I think she'll understand.

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00:17:12,779 --> 00:17:14,739
It's been kind of a weird day for everyone.

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00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,573
She's...
It's the stripper!

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That doesn't look very burlesque.

241
00:17:34,627 --> 00:17:36,290
No, no!
Get away!

242
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,470
- Why is she coming after me?!
- Cos you booked her!

243
00:17:47,536 --> 00:17:48,750
Why is she so angry?!

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00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:50,731
- Did you pay her?
- 500 quid!

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00:17:50,797 --> 00:17:53,622
- What were you expecting her to do?
- Burlesque stuff!

246
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You have no idea what burlesque is, do you?

247
00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,573
I'm pretty sure it's not this!

248
00:17:59,937 --> 00:18:02,279
Actually, it's not a million miles away.

249
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,096
Help!

250
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:14,814
Rip her!

251
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,855
Oh, shit.

252
00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:39,498
You okay?

253
00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:41,642
What the fuck?!

254
00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:44,482
I'm covered in fucking blood!

255
00:18:46,685 --> 00:18:48,378
Yeah, she's okay.

256
00:18:54,449 --> 00:18:56,168
You're welcome, Princess.

257
00:18:56,249 --> 00:18:57,577
Oh, mate.

258
00:19:04,201 --> 00:19:06,098
You threw her off a roof!

259
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,322
What, ye...
Let me explain.

260
00:19:10,704 --> 00:19:11,904
Seriously?

261
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,306
Who the hell are they?

262
00:19:17,012 --> 00:19:18,832
What, I didn't book them.

263
00:19:19,945 --> 00:19:21,145
Kat?

264
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:25,058
Maybe one at a time, but game over, sorry.

265
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,279
No, I'm sorry I dragged you up here.

266
00:19:27,572 --> 00:19:29,501
I'm sorry I was a dick last night.

267
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,466
I'm sorry I hid in the room.

268
00:19:34,532 --> 00:19:35,732
I was scared.

269
00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:40,656
Does somebody want to tell me
what the fuck is going on?!

270
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,612
Move the boat out of the way!

271
00:19:46,063 --> 00:19:49,455
- What?
- Move the boat, we're jumping!

272
00:19:56,817 --> 00:19:58,669
- You guys ever tombstoned?
- No!

273
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,662
Here's your chance.

274
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:06,692
- No!
- I can't jump that!

275
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:08,289
Jump or get eaten.

276
00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:09,749
Is this part of the stag?

277
00:20:10,131 --> 00:20:11,944
Like a zombie experience, yeah?

278
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,576
- Nice playing with you.
- You too.

279
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:26,791
Come on!

280
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,681
Stop!

281
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,810
No more experiences!

282
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:44,293
Cheat code.

283
00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:48,631
Come on!

284
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,253
Hey.

285
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,034
Got the stairs.

286
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:12,356
They didn't want to come?

287
00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:14,221
For some reason,
they thought escaping the apocalypse

288
00:21:14,286 --> 00:21:16,246
in a narrow boat sounded ridiculous.

289
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,455
- They're trying the M42.
- I explained about roads, but...

290
00:21:19,521 --> 00:21:21,031
- Thanks, guys!
- See you, fellas!

291
00:21:21,097 --> 00:21:23,097
- Fuckin' narrowboat.
- I know.

292
00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:27,935
- Are you sad to split up?
- Gav's wedding's in Manchester.

293
00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:29,785
- He still thinks he can make it.
- Right.

294
00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:32,210
Plus, you know, Ciaran's a dick.

295
00:21:38,176 --> 00:21:40,541
Everything all right on the boat
while we were...

296
00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:42,305
Yeah, yeah, all good.

297
00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:45,616
Yeah, I'm really sorry about the...

298
00:21:46,897 --> 00:21:48,174
that.

299
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,857
- Good job you didn't have a shower.
- Ha! Yeah.

300
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,357
I really do appreciate it, Jo.

301
00:21:55,423 --> 00:21:57,433
It's fine.
We're a team.

302
00:21:57,648 --> 00:22:00,357
Sometimes you have to make
a sacrifice for the common good.

303
00:22:01,335 --> 00:22:03,133
The hot water's working!

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