1 00:00:10,255 --> 00:00:11,504 Who are you? 2 00:00:11,506 --> 00:00:13,462 I'm the one who strung your chief of police up. 3 00:00:13,464 --> 00:00:14,588 No, you're not. 4 00:00:14,591 --> 00:00:17,838 There's a vast and insidious conspiracy here in Tulsa. 5 00:00:19,964 --> 00:00:22,087 You was with him last night? 6 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:24,212 - What? - The chief. 7 00:00:24,214 --> 00:00:26,003 Was he acting strange? 8 00:00:26,005 --> 00:00:27,587 What, are you interrogating me now? 9 00:00:27,589 --> 00:00:29,796 Why would I interrogate you? 10 00:00:29,798 --> 00:00:32,087 Our chief has been murdered. 11 00:00:32,089 --> 00:00:34,003 Murdered by one of you. 12 00:00:34,005 --> 00:00:35,253 Round them up! 13 00:00:36,714 --> 00:00:37,923 Look out! 14 00:00:42,339 --> 00:00:45,422 Angela Abar is your granddaughter. 15 00:00:46,757 --> 00:00:47,964 You're under arrest. 16 00:00:57,547 --> 00:01:01,297 I am... Dr. Manhattan. 17 00:01:03,678 --> 00:01:04,842 Should we 18 00:01:04,845 --> 00:01:06,573 put him in the cellar with the others, Sir? 19 00:01:06,576 --> 00:01:08,212 The basement will be perfect. 20 00:01:08,214 --> 00:01:10,798 We'll have a use for him before too long. 21 00:01:11,798 --> 00:01:13,212 Has it stopped, Master? 22 00:01:13,214 --> 00:01:15,128 No, Ms. Crookshanks. 23 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:16,962 It's only just begun. 24 00:01:20,069 --> 00:01:24,826 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 25 00:01:44,005 --> 00:01:46,337 Thank you. One moment while we connect you 26 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,442 to the Trieu sat orbital array. 27 00:01:48,445 --> 00:01:51,003 Standby for connection to Mars antenna 28 00:01:51,005 --> 00:01:55,837 in five... four... three... two... 29 00:01:55,839 --> 00:01:58,712 Uplink complete. You are now transmitting. 30 00:01:58,714 --> 00:02:01,879 Pick up the receiver and begin speaking at any time. 31 00:02:01,881 --> 00:02:04,005 Doctor Manhattan is listening. 32 00:02:06,839 --> 00:02:09,631 Hey. It's me again. 33 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,921 I've got a joke. 34 00:02:12,923 --> 00:02:15,047 Stop me if you've heard this one. 35 00:02:18,923 --> 00:02:21,881 There's this guy, he's a bricklayer. 36 00:02:22,631 --> 00:02:24,337 He's really good at it. 37 00:02:24,339 --> 00:02:26,587 He's a real master of his craft 38 00:02:26,589 --> 00:02:28,504 because he's precise. 39 00:02:28,506 --> 00:02:30,923 Every brick has its place. 40 00:02:36,005 --> 00:02:37,587 Anyway, this guy has a daughter 41 00:02:37,589 --> 00:02:39,115 and he's gonna teach her to be a bricklayer, 42 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,547 because, after all, all a man has is his legacy. 43 00:02:43,798 --> 00:02:46,420 So Dad decides to build a barbecue in the backyard. 44 00:02:46,422 --> 00:02:50,337 He does the math, he figures out exactly what he needs, 45 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,979 and he shows the daughter how to do everything, 46 00:02:52,981 --> 00:02:55,353 step-by-step. 47 00:02:55,355 --> 00:02:57,979 And when he finishes, it's a beauty. 48 00:02:57,981 --> 00:02:59,604 It's a perfect barbecue, 49 00:02:59,606 --> 00:03:02,397 just the way he drew it in the blueprints. 50 00:03:03,064 --> 00:03:04,856 Only one problem... 51 00:03:06,481 --> 00:03:09,314 There's a brick left over. 52 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:13,854 One... single... brick. 53 00:03:13,856 --> 00:03:15,687 The guy freaks out. 54 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:17,604 He must've done something wrong. 55 00:03:17,606 --> 00:03:20,187 He's going to have to start all over again. 56 00:03:20,189 --> 00:03:22,687 So he picks up his sledgehammer to knock the thing to pieces 57 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:27,270 and suddenly his daughter says, "Daddy, wait. I have an idea." 58 00:03:27,272 --> 00:03:29,812 She picks up the orphan brick 59 00:03:29,814 --> 00:03:32,437 and she throws it up into the air... 60 00:03:32,439 --> 00:03:34,647 as high as she can. 61 00:03:35,855 --> 00:03:37,311 And... and... 62 00:03:37,314 --> 00:03:39,562 Good morning. How may I help you? 63 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:41,937 And... And then she... 64 00:03:41,939 --> 00:03:43,189 Shit! 65 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:46,064 I messed it up. Um... 66 00:03:47,397 --> 00:03:49,062 Okay, uh... 67 00:03:49,064 --> 00:03:51,729 Forget that joke. Can I tell you another one? 68 00:03:53,647 --> 00:03:56,479 Money from the fucking drawers! Now! 69 00:03:56,481 --> 00:03:58,687 Everyone on the goddamn floor! 70 00:04:00,397 --> 00:04:02,355 Money, fucking now! 71 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,763 Back the fuck off! 72 00:04:24,773 --> 00:04:27,187 Release the hostage. It's over. 73 00:04:27,189 --> 00:04:29,647 How'd you know we were gonna be here? 74 00:04:30,606 --> 00:04:33,312 I mean, did you get an anonymous tip? 75 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,479 What? 76 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:38,103 Oh shit! What if it was the FBI? 77 00:04:38,105 --> 00:04:41,479 Because what you're doing right now? Vigilantism? 78 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,062 It's illegal. 79 00:04:43,064 --> 00:04:44,562 So it would be super smart 80 00:04:44,564 --> 00:04:46,937 for federal law enforcement to tip you off 81 00:04:46,939 --> 00:04:49,604 that this bank was about to be robbed. 82 00:04:49,606 --> 00:04:51,939 Of course, you couldn't know you were being set up. 83 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:56,230 Otherwise you wouldn't walk right into their trap, right? 84 00:05:00,647 --> 00:05:02,147 Shit. 85 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:21,251 What? 86 00:05:28,814 --> 00:05:31,479 Like I tell your kids, sir, stay behind the barricades! 87 00:05:31,481 --> 00:05:34,645 Ladies and gentlemen, please stand back. 88 00:05:34,647 --> 00:05:36,773 This is a crime scene. 89 00:05:37,439 --> 00:05:39,604 - Nice work. - Give me your cuffs. 90 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,190 Hey, Blake. 91 00:05:44,193 --> 00:05:46,352 How'd you know his body armor would stop the bullets? 92 00:05:46,355 --> 00:05:48,021 For your own safety 93 00:05:48,023 --> 00:05:50,228 and the integrity of the crime scene... 94 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:53,395 - Bullshit! Bullshit! - ...stand back! 95 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,353 Hey! Why are you arresting him? He's a hero! 96 00:05:59,355 --> 00:06:01,937 Please! Stand back! 97 00:06:01,939 --> 00:06:04,854 He's not a hero! 98 00:06:04,856 --> 00:06:06,729 He's a fucking joke. 99 00:06:06,731 --> 00:06:08,397 Aah, you fucking pig! 100 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,936 _ 101 00:06:17,939 --> 00:06:19,481 Play Devo. 102 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:01,562 Stop Devo. 103 00:07:05,731 --> 00:07:08,105 - Senator Keene. - Agent Blake. 104 00:07:09,217 --> 00:07:11,048 Sorry to bother you at home. 105 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:12,786 I left three messages at your office. 106 00:07:12,789 --> 00:07:15,562 - I wasn't at my office. - Clearly. 107 00:07:15,564 --> 00:07:17,604 I heard you caught The Revenger. 108 00:07:17,606 --> 00:07:20,479 - Congrats. - Just "Revenger," no "The." 109 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:23,645 And I got him last month. Today was Mr. Shadow. 110 00:07:23,647 --> 00:07:24,854 Well, shit, Blake. 111 00:07:24,856 --> 00:07:26,937 On behalf of the American taxpayer, 112 00:07:26,939 --> 00:07:28,604 thank you for keeping our streets safe 113 00:07:28,606 --> 00:07:30,979 from rich assholes playing dress-up. 114 00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:32,647 You're quite welcome. 115 00:07:35,773 --> 00:07:38,272 - May I come in? - You may. 116 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:49,989 - Can I peek? - Watch your fingers. 117 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,856 - What's his name? - Who. 118 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:01,773 The owl. 119 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:05,395 "Who," that's his name. Ask him yourself. 120 00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:14,145 Can you get someone to take care of him while you're out of town? 121 00:08:14,147 --> 00:08:15,979 Am I going out of town, Joe? 122 00:08:15,981 --> 00:08:18,937 Tomorrow, the deputy director is gonna send you 123 00:08:18,939 --> 00:08:21,687 down to Tulsa to take lead on an investigation. 124 00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:24,981 - And you know this...? - 'Cause I asked him to. 125 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,353 Uh-huh. What am I investigating? 126 00:08:28,355 --> 00:08:32,854 - Chief of police got hung. - Hanged. You knew him? 127 00:08:32,856 --> 00:08:35,437 A little. He was a good man. 128 00:08:35,439 --> 00:08:37,896 His wife ran my senate campaign. 129 00:08:37,898 --> 00:08:40,312 Folks assume the Seventh Kavalry did it. 130 00:08:40,314 --> 00:08:42,021 But that's not what you assume. 131 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:44,270 7K always takes credit when they kill a cop, 132 00:08:44,272 --> 00:08:46,230 but not a peep from them on this. 133 00:08:47,023 --> 00:08:48,395 You think it was a vigilante? 134 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:51,145 - Sure could be. - Why? 135 00:08:51,147 --> 00:08:53,021 Call it professional jealousy. 136 00:08:53,023 --> 00:08:55,044 Vigilantes already see cops as the enemy. 137 00:08:55,047 --> 00:08:56,586 Now they got mask envy on top. 138 00:08:56,589 --> 00:08:59,645 Well, maybe you shouldn't have put the cops in masks, Joe. 139 00:08:59,647 --> 00:09:01,023 It works. 140 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:04,640 Crime's down 80% in Tulsa since we passed DOPA. 141 00:09:04,643 --> 00:09:07,187 - And other cities... - You called it DOPA? 142 00:09:07,189 --> 00:09:09,228 The Defense of Police Act. 143 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:11,312 And it's such a great acronym that other cities 144 00:09:11,314 --> 00:09:12,896 wanna jump on board and pilot it. 145 00:09:12,898 --> 00:09:16,021 Atlanta, New Orleans, even goddamn Denver. 146 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,937 Masks save lives. 147 00:09:17,939 --> 00:09:21,729 My reputation, my name is built on that idea. 148 00:09:21,731 --> 00:09:24,604 Now, those cops have kept the peace down there for three years, 149 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,562 and now someone's trying to start a war. 150 00:09:26,564 --> 00:09:29,856 And if they do, it all goes to shit. 151 00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:33,105 And you don't get to be president. 152 00:09:36,397 --> 00:09:38,395 You know, Laurie... 153 00:09:38,397 --> 00:09:40,604 the president can pardon anybody he wants. 154 00:09:40,606 --> 00:09:42,103 Anybody. 155 00:09:42,105 --> 00:09:44,898 He could even get your owl out of that cage. 156 00:09:50,898 --> 00:09:54,064 Fucking Oklahoma. 157 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,481 Okay. Forget the brick. New joke. 158 00:10:10,647 --> 00:10:14,145 Three heroes die, and they all show up at the pearly gates. 159 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:17,145 God's there to decide what their eternal fate shall be. 160 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:20,228 Heaven... or Hell. 161 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:23,062 Our first hero is dressed up like a big owl. 162 00:10:23,064 --> 00:10:25,312 And God says to him, "I gifted you 163 00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:27,604 "the ability to make fantastic inventions. 164 00:10:27,606 --> 00:10:30,812 What did you do with this amazing talent?" 165 00:10:30,814 --> 00:10:35,395 And Owl Guy says, "I made this really awesome flying ship 166 00:10:35,397 --> 00:10:37,979 "and lots of cool outfits and weapons, 167 00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:40,397 so that I could bring peace to the city." 168 00:10:41,147 --> 00:10:44,647 God asks, "So how many people did you kill?" 169 00:10:46,147 --> 00:10:47,812 Owl Guy seems offended. 170 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:51,481 "Zero," he says, I didn't take a single life." 171 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:56,520 God frowns. "Sorry, Owl Guy. 172 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,437 "Your heart's in the right place, 173 00:10:58,439 --> 00:11:00,814 but you're just too soft." 174 00:11:02,314 --> 00:11:04,355 And God snaps his fingers. 175 00:11:07,105 --> 00:11:09,314 And the hero goes to Hell. 176 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,021 Seventh Kavalry. 177 00:11:15,023 --> 00:11:18,479 Apparently, it's a Custer's Last Stand thing, but who gives a shit. 178 00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:21,353 They're just the Klan with different masks. 179 00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:26,395 They first popped up after the Victims of Racial Violence Act was passed. 180 00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:29,437 African-Americans come to Tulsa to claim their benefits, 181 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:32,021 they buy land, start businesses. 182 00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:34,437 And we all know how accommodating white folks are 183 00:11:34,439 --> 00:11:37,437 when people of color dare to prosper. 184 00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,937 But in Robbie Redford's America, 185 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:43,645 the cops protect everybody, so they push back. 186 00:11:43,647 --> 00:11:47,687 They ID everyone in Tulsa who's supremacist-adjacent, 187 00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:50,353 search their houses, take their guns... 188 00:11:50,355 --> 00:11:52,645 even the grandfathered ones. 189 00:11:52,647 --> 00:11:54,689 But obviously, they missed a few... 190 00:11:57,105 --> 00:11:58,562 What the hell is this? 191 00:11:58,564 --> 00:12:03,062 Oh, it's, uh... an excerpt from Rorschach's journal. 192 00:12:03,064 --> 00:12:05,562 The Kavalry wears his mask, sir. 193 00:12:05,564 --> 00:12:09,228 I just thought, for, uh, psychological context, 194 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,937 - you might want to... - Is it the 1980s, Petey? 195 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:15,062 Uh, mm-mm, no sir. 196 00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:17,187 Then who gives a shit about Rorschach? 197 00:12:17,189 --> 00:12:18,564 Next slide. 198 00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:23,353 Coordinated simultaneous attacks at the homes of Tulsa PD. 199 00:12:23,355 --> 00:12:25,353 Not just the cops, their families, too. 200 00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:30,064 Only a few survivors, including Judd Crawford. 201 00:12:31,064 --> 00:12:33,103 Couple others get shot and stay, 202 00:12:33,105 --> 00:12:34,937 the rest of the force quits. 203 00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:36,937 And there's no way to recruit new cops, 204 00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:40,645 because how do you guarantee the Kavalry won't just do it again? 205 00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:42,898 Enter Senator Giddyup. 206 00:12:43,606 --> 00:12:45,395 "If y'all can fight fire with fire, 207 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:48,187 y'all can fight masks with masks!" 208 00:12:48,189 --> 00:12:50,771 Bright yellow ones. 209 00:12:50,773 --> 00:12:53,187 So, the cops hide their faces, 210 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,230 and the bad guys don't know where they live. 211 00:12:56,023 --> 00:12:59,898 And who doesn't want a secret identity. Right, Blake? 212 00:13:00,606 --> 00:13:01,856 Right, boss. 213 00:13:02,605 --> 00:13:06,519 Peace returns to Tulsa, until last week. 214 00:13:06,522 --> 00:13:10,771 Cut to: Chief Judd Crawford, in a tree, 215 00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:14,773 H-A-N-G-I-N-G. 216 00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:17,939 Lights. 217 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,854 Blake's running point. Jet's on the tarmac. 218 00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:23,479 You're all wheels up in two hours, 219 00:13:23,481 --> 00:13:25,021 - so grab your... - No. Just me. 220 00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:25,979 What? 221 00:13:25,981 --> 00:13:27,312 Tulsa PD's never gonna cooperate 222 00:13:27,314 --> 00:13:29,187 if an army of suits falls from the sky. 223 00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:31,228 I can point all by myself. 224 00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:34,645 Laurie, you can't go in there alone. 225 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,773 Fine. I'll, uh, take... 226 00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:41,272 ...him. 227 00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:06,270 We're beginning our descent into Tulsa. 228 00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:08,314 Agents, please buckle up. 229 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,023 I brought one too. 230 00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:24,562 - It's got holes in it. - Oh, it's not for sleeping. 231 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,856 In the briefing, Director Farragut said... 232 00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:31,645 uh, I just thought if the police wear them... 233 00:14:31,647 --> 00:14:34,228 When in Rome, right? 234 00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:35,731 Tulsa's not Rome. 235 00:14:36,355 --> 00:14:40,147 And you're a federal agent, not the Lone Fucking Ranger. 236 00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:45,395 Right. Gotcha. 237 00:14:45,397 --> 00:14:48,896 If you wanna take a look out the window, 238 00:14:48,898 --> 00:14:52,564 we've got a bird's-eye view of the Millennium Clock. 239 00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:09,687 "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair." 240 00:15:09,689 --> 00:15:10,939 What? 241 00:15:11,773 --> 00:15:13,062 That's what Lady Trieu said 242 00:15:13,064 --> 00:15:15,562 at the groundbreaking for the clock. 243 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:21,064 A... hmm... shout out to Adrian Veidt after she bought his company. 244 00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:24,771 They finally declared him dead, 245 00:15:24,773 --> 00:15:27,562 but I've got a buddy on the Argentina desk 246 00:15:27,564 --> 00:15:29,562 who says Veidt got plastic surgery, 247 00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:31,939 and he's now living incognito down there. 248 00:15:33,147 --> 00:15:35,437 You knew him, right? Back in the old days? 249 00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:37,937 When he was Ozymandias? 250 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,437 - You want my autograph? - What? 251 00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:44,937 Well, you've clearly have a hard-on for the past, 252 00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:47,439 so, what do you want me to sign? 253 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:53,395 I wrote my graduate thesis on the police strike of '77, 254 00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:56,021 when you and your ex were in D.C. 255 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,481 and by "ex" I mean Dr. Manhattan, 256 00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:04,021 the most powerful being in existence. 257 00:16:04,023 --> 00:16:06,520 Sorry for not pretending that I don't know who you are 258 00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:10,062 because we're supposed to leave "famous" people alone, but... 259 00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:13,645 you brought me here, Agent Blake. 260 00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:15,896 And before I was recruited by the FBI 261 00:16:15,898 --> 00:16:17,896 to run the slide projector, 262 00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:19,814 I had a PhD in history. 263 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:21,981 So... 264 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,647 Please don't treat me like I'm some kind of... 265 00:16:27,023 --> 00:16:28,773 fan. 266 00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:36,773 Yeah. I knew Adrian Veidt. 267 00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:41,981 I too am not a fan. 268 00:16:49,647 --> 00:16:51,562 Oh, where was I? 269 00:16:51,564 --> 00:16:54,023 Oh. Right, right. 270 00:16:56,355 --> 00:17:02,187 The pearly gates await our next hero in line for almighty judgment. 271 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,687 Our Hero Number Two is confident he can game this out, 272 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:09,520 because that's his God-given talent... smarts. 273 00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:13,687 Some might even say he was the smartest man in the world. 274 00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:16,854 "So, what'd you do with that big brain I gave you?" asks God. 275 00:17:16,856 --> 00:17:18,520 "Well, as a matter of fact, 276 00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:21,979 I saved humanity," says Smarty-pants. 277 00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:25,353 "Well, how'd you do that?" asks God. 278 00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:30,896 "Well, I dropped a giant alien squid on New York. 279 00:17:30,898 --> 00:17:32,604 And everybody was so afraid of it, 280 00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:34,689 they stopped being afraid of each other." 281 00:17:36,481 --> 00:17:40,606 "Okay," says God. "Um..." 282 00:17:41,814 --> 00:17:43,896 "How many people did you kill?" 283 00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:46,187 Smarty-pants smiles. 284 00:17:46,189 --> 00:17:48,520 "Three million, give or take. 285 00:17:48,522 --> 00:17:51,689 But you can't make an omelette without breaking a couple eggs." 286 00:17:52,564 --> 00:17:54,437 "Christ," God says, 287 00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:57,522 "You're a fucking monster." 288 00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:00,606 "Am not!" says Smarty-pants. 289 00:18:02,105 --> 00:18:03,439 God snaps his fingers. 290 00:18:04,564 --> 00:18:07,062 The hero goes to Hell. 291 00:18:17,189 --> 00:18:19,854 Maybe it's the wrong warehouse? 292 00:18:19,856 --> 00:18:21,729 Yeah? 293 00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:24,064 Is that what your PhD in history tells you? 294 00:18:28,647 --> 00:18:30,439 Here. Don't eat those. 295 00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:33,103 Wait here. 296 00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:35,439 Oh, uh, right. Shouldn't I...? 297 00:18:56,147 --> 00:18:57,606 Hey, there! 298 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:01,812 What are you guys up to? 299 00:19:01,814 --> 00:19:03,771 Who the fuck are you? 300 00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:06,103 Special Agent Laurie Blake. 301 00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:07,481 Who the fuck are you? 302 00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:10,814 Pirate Jenny. 303 00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:13,103 Red Scare. 304 00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:15,481 Wow. Cool. 305 00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:17,937 Sir, I'm with the FBI. 306 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,687 Are your civil rights being violated? 307 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,312 Uh... Yes, ma'am. 308 00:19:21,314 --> 00:19:24,277 These people came into my place of business and they just grabbed me. 309 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,437 They didn't read me my rights or... 310 00:19:25,439 --> 00:19:27,896 Okay. Sorry, I was just kidding. I don't care. 311 00:19:27,898 --> 00:19:30,773 Uh, I'm looking for someone named "Looking Glass." 312 00:19:31,814 --> 00:19:33,481 Is he in there? 313 00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:48,647 Shut your mouth, bitch! Shut up! 314 00:20:13,814 --> 00:20:15,230 Open your mouth. 315 00:20:18,564 --> 00:20:21,731 Looking Glass is in the pod. Is he expecting you? 316 00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:24,189 Boy, I sure hope not. 317 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,228 For the safety of our officers, 318 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,604 we're gonna have to put the blindfold back on you 319 00:20:35,606 --> 00:20:37,230 before we can send you back. 320 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,397 He's clear. Take him off the board. 321 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:46,564 Hey. 322 00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:50,731 I-I know there's a line, but could I go next? 323 00:20:58,272 --> 00:21:01,062 - Please don't touch... - What does this thing do? 324 00:21:01,064 --> 00:21:03,264 It's complicated. 325 00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:06,062 Try me. 326 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:09,979 It determines and exposes negative cultural biases 327 00:21:09,981 --> 00:21:12,562 to which the suspect might otherwise not admit. 328 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:16,314 - So it's a racist detector. - That's an oversimplification. 329 00:21:17,606 --> 00:21:19,604 So I'm guessing all these blindfolded 330 00:21:19,606 --> 00:21:22,103 gentlemen and ladies out here are suspected Seventh Kavalry? 331 00:21:22,105 --> 00:21:24,937 Any of them confess to murdering your chief? 332 00:21:24,939 --> 00:21:27,647 Not as of yet, no. 333 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:37,021 Sorry, I got a seed stuck there or something. 334 00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:39,981 You know, you wear a mirror on your face, people are gonna use it. 335 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:44,314 Or you could just take that silly mask off, Wade. 336 00:21:47,355 --> 00:21:49,647 Or do you prefer Detective Tillman? 337 00:21:52,105 --> 00:21:54,023 Wade's fine. 338 00:21:57,230 --> 00:22:00,314 May I have the control back, please? 339 00:22:08,981 --> 00:22:11,105 How may I help you, Agent Blake? 340 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,228 Tell me about your chief's autopsy. 341 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:16,812 Ligature marks, petechial hemorrhaging, 342 00:22:16,814 --> 00:22:19,479 combined asphyxia and venous congestion. 343 00:22:19,481 --> 00:22:22,353 Absolutely zero doubt he was hanged. 344 00:22:22,355 --> 00:22:23,854 Was there a tox screen? 345 00:22:23,856 --> 00:22:27,604 I'm guessin' you've read the report, so you know there ain't. 346 00:22:27,606 --> 00:22:29,353 Why "ain't" there? 347 00:22:29,355 --> 00:22:32,522 No need. Cause of death is clear. 348 00:22:33,147 --> 00:22:35,437 You're right. It totally is. 349 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:38,270 So this raid the other night at the cattle ranch? 350 00:22:38,272 --> 00:22:40,520 - I wasn't there. - Yes, I know. 351 00:22:40,522 --> 00:22:43,187 But the report says you got the location 352 00:22:43,189 --> 00:22:45,379 from a suspect here in the racist detector. 353 00:22:45,382 --> 00:22:46,703 It's not a ra... 354 00:22:49,481 --> 00:22:52,187 If you've read the report, you've watched the tapes. 355 00:22:52,189 --> 00:22:55,520 And if you've watched the tapes, you know he didn't talk. 356 00:22:55,522 --> 00:22:57,604 Oh, you're smart, Wade. 357 00:22:57,606 --> 00:22:59,520 Okay, so who did he give the location to? 358 00:22:59,522 --> 00:23:04,021 Sister Night obtained the intel in a secondary interrogation. 359 00:23:04,023 --> 00:23:05,854 Is that Tulsa for "beat the shit out of him"? 360 00:23:05,856 --> 00:23:07,604 I did not personally observe 361 00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:09,896 any violence against the suspect. 362 00:23:09,898 --> 00:23:12,562 So, this Sister Night... 363 00:23:12,564 --> 00:23:14,562 would that be Angela Abar? 364 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,105 Yes, it would. 365 00:23:30,564 --> 00:23:32,355 Is she around? 366 00:23:33,522 --> 00:23:35,353 She took a personal day 367 00:23:35,355 --> 00:23:38,687 to work on her eulogy for the chief's funeral. 368 00:23:38,689 --> 00:23:40,731 Jesus. When's that? 369 00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,606 In a couple hours. 370 00:23:47,647 --> 00:23:49,103 Well... 371 00:23:49,105 --> 00:23:51,898 Guess I better change into something darker. 372 00:24:01,522 --> 00:24:03,771 Okay. 373 00:24:03,773 --> 00:24:05,939 We're down to the nitty-gritty now. 374 00:24:06,773 --> 00:24:08,272 One hero left. 375 00:24:09,023 --> 00:24:10,312 God cracks his knuckles, 376 00:24:10,314 --> 00:24:14,896 ready to administer the final reckoning. 377 00:24:14,898 --> 00:24:18,771 Now, Hero Number Three is pretty much a god himself. 378 00:24:18,773 --> 00:24:21,604 So for the sake of telling them apart, 379 00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:23,395 he's blue... 380 00:24:23,397 --> 00:24:26,812 and he likes to stroll around with his dick hanging out. 381 00:24:26,814 --> 00:24:31,479 He can teleport. He can see into the future. 382 00:24:31,481 --> 00:24:35,187 He can blow shit up. He's got actual superpowers. 383 00:24:35,189 --> 00:24:37,187 So Regular God asks Blue God, 384 00:24:37,189 --> 00:24:39,729 "What have you done with these gifts?" And Blue God says, 385 00:24:39,731 --> 00:24:45,270 "I fell in love with a woman, I walked across the sun, 386 00:24:45,272 --> 00:24:47,937 and then I fell in love with another woman. 387 00:24:47,939 --> 00:24:50,647 I won the Vietnam War. 388 00:24:52,481 --> 00:24:56,272 But mostly, I just stopped giving a shit about humanity." 389 00:24:59,023 --> 00:25:01,645 God sighs. 390 00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:05,314 "Do I even need to ask how many people you've killed?" 391 00:25:07,146 --> 00:25:09,519 Blue God shrugs. 392 00:25:09,522 --> 00:25:12,329 "A live body and a dead body have the same number of particles, 393 00:25:12,332 --> 00:25:15,186 so it doesn't matter. 394 00:25:15,189 --> 00:25:17,228 And it doesn't matter how I answer your question, 395 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:20,145 because I know you're sending me to Hell." 396 00:25:20,147 --> 00:25:23,353 "How do you know that?" asks God. 397 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:27,021 And Blue God sounds very, very sad 398 00:25:27,023 --> 00:25:29,062 when he softly says, 399 00:25:29,064 --> 00:25:31,522 "Because I'm already there." 400 00:25:33,481 --> 00:25:35,520 And so, a mere piston 401 00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:37,937 in the inevitable machinery of time and space, 402 00:25:37,939 --> 00:25:40,731 God does what he did and what he will do: 403 00:25:41,397 --> 00:25:44,230 he snaps his fingers. 404 00:25:46,105 --> 00:25:48,689 And the hero goes to Hell. 405 00:25:58,230 --> 00:26:00,228 Y'all are gonna have to surrender any firearms. 406 00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:03,771 - We're, uh, federal off... - Give the man your gun, Petey. 407 00:26:03,773 --> 00:26:05,856 Show some damn respect. 408 00:26:52,439 --> 00:26:55,145 Angela Abar... 409 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,021 Laurie Blake, FBI. 410 00:26:57,023 --> 00:26:58,812 I'm so sorry for your loss. 411 00:26:58,814 --> 00:27:00,481 Cal. Hi. 412 00:27:01,731 --> 00:27:03,479 - Do I know you? - No, no, no. 413 00:27:03,481 --> 00:27:05,645 You don't. I'm sorry. We've never met, 414 00:27:05,647 --> 00:27:08,270 but I heard that you were close with the Crawfords, 415 00:27:08,272 --> 00:27:10,604 and I'm here to help. 416 00:27:10,606 --> 00:27:14,355 And I'm hoping you and I can grab some coffee and talk sometime soon. 417 00:27:15,023 --> 00:27:19,771 I'm not a cop anymore. I retired three years ago. 418 00:27:19,773 --> 00:27:22,145 Oh, I know. And I totally understand. 419 00:27:22,147 --> 00:27:25,314 You have a family, and it's so dangerous. 420 00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:31,437 Here, let me give you my card. 421 00:27:31,439 --> 00:27:33,270 My pager's on there. 422 00:27:33,272 --> 00:27:35,355 So, please feel free to give me a buzz. 423 00:27:36,272 --> 00:27:38,773 "Anti-Vigilante Task Force." 424 00:27:38,776 --> 00:27:40,766 You know how you can tell the difference 425 00:27:40,769 --> 00:27:43,225 between a masked cop and a vigilante? 426 00:27:44,689 --> 00:27:46,520 No. 427 00:27:46,522 --> 00:27:48,147 Me neither. 428 00:27:49,813 --> 00:27:53,519 Again, my deepest condolences. 429 00:27:53,522 --> 00:27:54,647 Bye. 430 00:27:57,481 --> 00:28:00,812 Ready! Aim! Pull! 431 00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:03,897 Ready! Aim! Pull! 432 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:06,609 Ready! Aim! Pull! 433 00:28:12,731 --> 00:28:14,896 Well... 434 00:28:14,898 --> 00:28:17,353 Thank you all for being here. 435 00:28:17,355 --> 00:28:19,230 And, uh... 436 00:28:20,522 --> 00:28:23,023 Thank you for honoring my husband. 437 00:28:24,023 --> 00:28:25,981 He loved this work. 438 00:28:27,147 --> 00:28:31,898 But he loved all of you even more. 439 00:28:33,856 --> 00:28:35,189 Angela... 440 00:28:35,856 --> 00:28:39,687 I can't think of a better person to speak about Judd 441 00:28:39,689 --> 00:28:42,272 before we lay him to rest. 442 00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:57,520 Most of you know the chief and me... 443 00:28:57,522 --> 00:28:59,228 and I... 444 00:28:59,230 --> 00:29:03,021 we both were shot on the same night. 445 00:29:03,023 --> 00:29:05,439 So many others died. 446 00:29:06,898 --> 00:29:08,729 We were lucky. 447 00:29:08,731 --> 00:29:12,355 We knew we might not always be lucky, and... 448 00:29:13,397 --> 00:29:15,439 we should be prepared. 449 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,771 So we made a pact. 450 00:29:18,773 --> 00:29:22,854 I told him what I would want him to say at my funeral, 451 00:29:22,856 --> 00:29:26,021 and he told me what to say at his. 452 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:38,771 ? I'm headin' for the last roundup ? 453 00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:47,021 ? Gonna saddle old Paint for the last time and ride ? 454 00:29:47,023 --> 00:29:49,854 ? So long, old pal ? 455 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:54,812 ? It's time your tears were dried ? 456 00:29:54,814 --> 00:30:01,103 ? I'm heading for the last roundup ? 457 00:30:01,105 --> 00:30:06,562 ? Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ? 458 00:30:06,564 --> 00:30:11,189 ? Git along, little doggie, git along ? 459 00:30:11,898 --> 00:30:16,979 ? Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ? 460 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:21,353 ? Git along, little doggie, git along ? 461 00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:26,479 ? Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ? 462 00:30:26,481 --> 00:30:29,312 ? Git along, little doggie ? 463 00:30:29,314 --> 00:30:32,187 ? Git along ? 464 00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:36,563 ? I'm heading for the last... ? 465 00:30:44,314 --> 00:30:46,687 Nobody fucking move! 466 00:30:46,689 --> 00:30:48,145 This device is connected to my heart, 467 00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:50,353 so if it stops beating, you're all fucking dead! 468 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:55,103 Senator Joseph Keene, Jr.... 469 00:30:55,105 --> 00:30:57,228 you are a race traitor 470 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,937 and declared open war on the Seventh Kavalry. 471 00:30:59,939 --> 00:31:03,312 Surrender yourself or everyone dies! 472 00:31:03,314 --> 00:31:05,520 Hey! What did I fucking say? 473 00:31:05,522 --> 00:31:07,731 Hey. Just take it easy. 474 00:31:08,564 --> 00:31:10,355 I'll do whatever you want. 475 00:31:12,397 --> 00:31:13,981 Okay? Take it easy. 476 00:31:14,814 --> 00:31:16,479 Here I am. 477 00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:24,979 Do not attempt to follow... 478 00:31:34,064 --> 00:31:36,771 Run! 479 00:31:36,773 --> 00:31:39,187 Go! Go! Go! Go! 480 00:32:19,064 --> 00:32:23,353 ? Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir ? 481 00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:27,937 ? So that every mouth can be fed ? 482 00:32:27,939 --> 00:32:34,439 ? Poor me Israelites, ah ? 483 00:32:37,773 --> 00:32:41,395 ? Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir ? 484 00:32:41,397 --> 00:32:44,437 ? So that every mouth can be fed ? 485 00:32:44,439 --> 00:32:50,645 ? Poor me Israelites ? 486 00:32:50,647 --> 00:32:54,395 ? My wife and my kids, they packed up and leave me ? 487 00:32:54,397 --> 00:32:57,771 ? Darling, she said, I was yours to be seen ? 488 00:32:57,774 --> 00:33:02,356 ? Poor me Israelites ? 489 00:33:03,647 --> 00:33:06,896 ? Shirt them a-tear up, trousers is gone ? 490 00:33:06,898 --> 00:33:10,604 ? I don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde ? 491 00:33:10,606 --> 00:33:15,147 ? Poor me Israelites ? 492 00:33:16,773 --> 00:33:19,812 ? After a storm there must be a calm ? 493 00:33:19,814 --> 00:33:23,353 ? They catch me in the farm, you sound your alarm ? 494 00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:27,854 ? Poor me Israelites ? 495 00:33:27,856 --> 00:33:30,355 ? Eee ? 496 00:33:41,981 --> 00:33:46,145 ? I said I get up in the morning slaving for bread, sir ? 497 00:33:46,147 --> 00:33:49,228 ? So that every mouth can be fed ? 498 00:33:49,230 --> 00:33:54,189 ? Poor me Israelites... ? 499 00:33:56,864 --> 00:34:00,155 This... is going to be the one. 500 00:34:02,355 --> 00:34:05,145 I feel it in my bones. 501 00:34:05,147 --> 00:34:07,562 I never doubted you, Master. 502 00:34:07,564 --> 00:34:08,854 That, Mr. Philips, 503 00:34:08,856 --> 00:34:12,230 is because you are incapable of doubt. 504 00:34:15,647 --> 00:34:18,731 Nevertheless, I appreciate the sentiment. 505 00:34:21,105 --> 00:34:22,606 Oh. 506 00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:25,105 Right. 507 00:34:29,189 --> 00:34:32,395 Are you ready to venture into the great beyond? 508 00:34:32,397 --> 00:34:35,272 Oh. Yes, I am, sir. 509 00:35:18,814 --> 00:35:22,147 Damn it. 510 00:35:26,647 --> 00:35:29,604 Damn it. Damn it! 511 00:35:29,606 --> 00:35:32,228 Shit! Fuck! Shit! 512 00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:35,937 Shit and shit and fuck! 513 00:35:35,939 --> 00:35:38,312 Motherfucking shit! 514 00:35:38,314 --> 00:35:42,520 Fucking damn it! And motherfucking shit! 515 00:35:46,481 --> 00:35:48,522 What went wrong, Master? 516 00:35:51,189 --> 00:35:53,981 I think we're going to need a thicker skin. 517 00:37:20,064 --> 00:37:23,896 ? For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly... ? 518 00:37:43,272 --> 00:37:47,773 I'm so sorry to disturb you, Master. 519 00:37:48,939 --> 00:37:50,606 But there's a letter. 520 00:37:52,023 --> 00:37:53,606 From the game warden. 521 00:37:55,561 --> 00:37:57,019 Read it to me. 522 00:37:58,689 --> 00:38:02,564 Let's see what our adversary has to say for himself. 523 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:07,898 "Dear Mas..." 524 00:38:07,901 --> 00:38:11,811 Oh, dispense with the flowery pleasantries and get to it. 525 00:38:11,814 --> 00:38:15,437 "I beg your pardon, sir, but when you first arrived here, 526 00:38:15,439 --> 00:38:18,645 we agreed upon the terms of your captivity. 527 00:38:18,647 --> 00:38:20,270 Your recent behavior suggests 528 00:38:20,272 --> 00:38:22,395 an intention to violate those terms." 529 00:38:22,397 --> 00:38:24,210 - Hmm. - "As such, 530 00:38:24,213 --> 00:38:25,978 if this behavior continues, 531 00:38:25,981 --> 00:38:28,981 you will face grave consequences." 532 00:38:32,439 --> 00:38:34,479 He's underscored "consequences." 533 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,812 - Mm. - "Know this... 534 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,812 The next shot I fire, sir, will not be at your feet. 535 00:38:39,814 --> 00:38:43,145 Please consider this your first and only warning. 536 00:38:43,147 --> 00:38:46,312 Thank you again for the delicious tomatoes. 537 00:38:46,314 --> 00:38:49,647 Your humble servant, The Game Warden." 538 00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:54,898 To the typewriter, Crookshanks! 539 00:38:59,522 --> 00:39:03,812 Let's see what this devious cur is made of, shall we? 540 00:39:03,814 --> 00:39:06,481 - Oh, yes, we shall, Master! - Mm. 541 00:39:07,272 --> 00:39:09,145 Most Honorable Game Warden. 542 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:11,312 I beg your pardon, sir, 543 00:39:11,314 --> 00:39:14,604 but you seem to suspect me of criminal activities 544 00:39:14,606 --> 00:39:18,479 as if I were a dastardly forest brigand. 545 00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:23,690 Or worse, some sort of republic serial villain. 546 00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:25,479 I am neither, sir, 547 00:39:25,481 --> 00:39:29,937 And I assure you that my activities 548 00:39:29,939 --> 00:39:34,522 are purely recreational in nature. 549 00:39:35,397 --> 00:39:38,187 Furthermore, I would never imagine 550 00:39:38,189 --> 00:39:41,272 to transgress the terms upon which we agreed. 551 00:39:42,105 --> 00:39:46,896 I am available, at your leisure and by your grace, 552 00:39:46,898 --> 00:39:50,604 to discuss this matter further should you wish to repeat 553 00:39:50,606 --> 00:39:53,522 your ridiculous accusations in person. 554 00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:57,937 That said, I'm pleased you enjoyed the tomatoes. 555 00:39:57,939 --> 00:40:02,939 All the best wishes and encouragement, 556 00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:06,939 Adrian Veidt. 557 00:40:08,564 --> 00:40:10,898 What do you think, Ms. Crookshanks? 558 00:40:12,023 --> 00:40:15,189 Oh, this will have him quaking in his boots, Master! 559 00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:18,105 I'll have it sent right away. 560 00:40:19,564 --> 00:40:21,812 Have Mr. Philips restring my bow 561 00:40:21,814 --> 00:40:24,479 and saddle up Bucephalus. 562 00:40:24,481 --> 00:40:26,814 I hunt again at midnight! 563 00:40:57,564 --> 00:40:59,937 I am not the hero here. 564 00:40:59,939 --> 00:41:03,645 I'm only standing here talking to y'all right now 565 00:41:03,647 --> 00:41:07,937 because of the swift and fearless actions of law enforcement. 566 00:41:07,939 --> 00:41:11,021 They are the heroes. They kept me safe. 567 00:41:11,023 --> 00:41:13,979 And I'll be damned if I won't keep fighting to do the same for them. 568 00:41:13,981 --> 00:41:15,353 Senator Keene... 569 00:41:15,355 --> 00:41:18,187 Why do you think you were targeted by the Kavalry? 570 00:41:18,189 --> 00:41:20,604 I reckon it's because nothing scares a terrorist more 571 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:22,312 than someone they can't terrify. 572 00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:25,312 Can you comment on the Russians building an intrinsic field generator? 573 00:41:25,314 --> 00:41:26,520 Guys... 574 00:41:26,522 --> 00:41:28,645 when they swore me in, I promised to defend us 575 00:41:28,647 --> 00:41:31,145 from all enemies foreign and domestic. 576 00:41:31,147 --> 00:41:35,312 But I represent the people of the great state of Oklahoma, 577 00:41:35,314 --> 00:41:37,645 and the Russians ain't my problem. 578 00:41:37,647 --> 00:41:39,939 The goddamned Seventh Kavalry is. 579 00:41:40,606 --> 00:41:43,187 Right now, here is where the war's at. 580 00:41:43,189 --> 00:41:45,689 And I won't be leaving until it's won. 581 00:41:46,397 --> 00:41:48,604 Good night and God Bless. 582 00:41:54,898 --> 00:41:57,021 Well, he's got my vote. 583 00:41:57,023 --> 00:41:59,314 Are you even old enough to vote? 584 00:42:00,814 --> 00:42:03,856 So, can I get that autograph now or...? 585 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,397 That was almost funny, Petey. 586 00:42:08,023 --> 00:42:10,898 - You drink any of that yet? - No. Why? 587 00:42:56,481 --> 00:42:58,522 How about that coffee now? 588 00:43:01,898 --> 00:43:03,689 Where's it go? 589 00:43:04,439 --> 00:43:07,312 Just outside the fence. 590 00:43:07,314 --> 00:43:09,645 Gotta be 300 meters long. 591 00:43:09,647 --> 00:43:12,437 Must've used some kinda drill to get it done that fast. 592 00:43:12,439 --> 00:43:14,773 Don't rule out extremist gophers. 593 00:43:19,689 --> 00:43:21,230 How are your children? 594 00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:23,546 Safe. 595 00:43:24,981 --> 00:43:27,023 I thought he was bluffing. 596 00:43:27,026 --> 00:43:30,103 Those fuckers always say the device is rigged to their hearts, 597 00:43:30,105 --> 00:43:32,397 and none of them actually take the time to do it. 598 00:43:33,731 --> 00:43:35,773 You saved us. Thanks. 599 00:43:36,397 --> 00:43:38,103 Crawford jumped on the grenade. 600 00:43:38,105 --> 00:43:41,105 I just gave him a little push. 601 00:43:42,481 --> 00:43:44,437 Yeah, well... 602 00:43:44,439 --> 00:43:46,647 I sure as shit can't exhume him now. 603 00:43:47,564 --> 00:43:48,981 That's not funny. 604 00:43:49,773 --> 00:43:51,854 Sorry. I wasn't joking. 605 00:43:51,856 --> 00:43:54,145 You guys just scheduled this funeral so fast. 606 00:43:54,147 --> 00:43:55,520 Kinda weird considering 607 00:43:55,522 --> 00:43:57,937 it's an active murder investigation by the way, 608 00:43:57,939 --> 00:43:59,312 but, uh... 609 00:43:59,314 --> 00:44:01,729 we were literally gonna dig him up tomorrow. 610 00:44:01,731 --> 00:44:03,689 Discretely, of course. 611 00:44:04,814 --> 00:44:06,105 Why? 612 00:44:08,773 --> 00:44:11,312 Your chief was murdered by the Seventh Kavalry. 613 00:44:11,314 --> 00:44:13,937 I get it, there's a history. 614 00:44:13,939 --> 00:44:15,312 But... 615 00:44:15,314 --> 00:44:18,812 you still have to consider other possibilities, right? 616 00:44:18,814 --> 00:44:20,729 For instance, I was at the crime scene earlier, 617 00:44:20,731 --> 00:44:22,520 and you know what I saw? Tire tracks, 618 00:44:22,522 --> 00:44:24,355 right at the base of the tree. 619 00:44:25,814 --> 00:44:27,145 What kind of vehicle? 620 00:44:27,147 --> 00:44:29,270 I'm sorry. Did I say vehicle? No, no, no. 621 00:44:29,272 --> 00:44:31,981 No, um, it was a wheelchair. 622 00:44:34,606 --> 00:44:36,437 And I get how you guys missed it. 623 00:44:36,439 --> 00:44:39,562 You know, he was your chief, he was your friend. 624 00:44:39,564 --> 00:44:41,270 It's hard to do your job well 625 00:44:41,272 --> 00:44:43,145 when you're that close to someone. 626 00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:45,062 That's why I'm here. 627 00:44:45,064 --> 00:44:46,353 Hey, did you know that he had 628 00:44:46,355 --> 00:44:49,021 a secret compartment in his closet? 629 00:44:49,023 --> 00:44:51,687 - What? - Yeah, I was over there talking to his wife, 630 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,270 and while I was there I found this secret fucking compartment. 631 00:44:54,272 --> 00:44:55,854 Isn't that insane? 632 00:44:55,856 --> 00:44:57,479 Why were you looking in his closet? 633 00:44:57,481 --> 00:45:00,353 Oh. Well, when my dad was murdered, 634 00:45:00,355 --> 00:45:03,687 they found a secret compartment in his closet. 635 00:45:03,689 --> 00:45:05,147 So, you know... 636 00:45:06,023 --> 00:45:07,314 I always check. 637 00:45:07,981 --> 00:45:10,147 Once in a while, it pans out. 638 00:45:13,773 --> 00:45:15,647 What was in it? 639 00:45:17,856 --> 00:45:20,564 You tell me. What was in it? 640 00:45:21,731 --> 00:45:23,937 How the fuck should I know? 641 00:45:23,939 --> 00:45:25,228 Well... 642 00:45:25,230 --> 00:45:27,687 his wife told me that you were the only person 643 00:45:27,689 --> 00:45:29,439 in that bedroom since he died. 644 00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:34,023 And frankly, Angela... 645 00:45:34,026 --> 00:45:37,079 you just don't strike me as the fainting type. 646 00:45:42,314 --> 00:45:44,731 Okay, I'll tell you. 647 00:45:45,564 --> 00:45:48,479 It was a bust, just a big, naked bust. 648 00:45:48,481 --> 00:45:50,606 That's it. However... 649 00:45:50,609 --> 00:45:52,937 I think there was something on that bust. 650 00:45:52,939 --> 00:45:55,395 I don't know. Maybe your pal Judd asked you 651 00:45:55,397 --> 00:45:57,103 to get rid of it if something ever happened, 652 00:45:57,105 --> 00:45:59,437 or, you know, maybe the two of you were having an affair, 653 00:45:59,439 --> 00:46:02,981 which makes no sense because your husband's fucking hot. 654 00:46:03,856 --> 00:46:06,898 But whatever it is, this much I know... 655 00:46:09,105 --> 00:46:11,103 Men who end up hanging from trees 656 00:46:11,105 --> 00:46:13,604 with secret compartments in their closets 657 00:46:13,606 --> 00:46:16,105 tend to think of themselves as good guys. 658 00:46:17,272 --> 00:46:21,939 And those who protect them think they're good guys too. 659 00:46:22,856 --> 00:46:25,814 But here's the thing about me, "Sister Night"... 660 00:46:28,272 --> 00:46:30,606 I eat good guys for breakfast. 661 00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:38,589 Ooh! 662 00:47:06,439 --> 00:47:09,021 And so, it's been a long day at the pearly gates. 663 00:47:09,023 --> 00:47:11,479 All the heroes have gone to Hell. 664 00:47:11,481 --> 00:47:15,228 His work done, God's packing up to go home. 665 00:47:15,230 --> 00:47:17,606 And then he notices someone waiting. 666 00:47:19,064 --> 00:47:22,395 But it's not a hero. It's just a woman. 667 00:47:22,397 --> 00:47:25,187 "Where did you come from?" asks God. 668 00:47:25,189 --> 00:47:28,731 "Oh, I was standing behind those other guys the whole time. 669 00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:31,564 You just didn't see me." 670 00:47:34,647 --> 00:47:37,689 "Did I give you a talent?" God asks. 671 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,896 "Nope." 672 00:47:40,898 --> 00:47:43,314 "None to speak of," says the woman. 673 00:47:45,814 --> 00:47:48,397 God gives her a good long look. 674 00:47:52,118 --> 00:47:57,353 "I'm so sorry. I'm embarrassed. 675 00:47:57,355 --> 00:48:02,023 Seriously, this almost never happens, but... 676 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:05,230 I don't know who you are." 677 00:48:06,397 --> 00:48:11,105 And the woman looks at God and she quietly says: 678 00:48:16,105 --> 00:48:19,397 "I'm the little girl who threw the brick in the air." 679 00:48:23,272 --> 00:48:27,048 Then a sound from above, something falling. 680 00:48:27,051 --> 00:48:28,924 The brick. 681 00:48:28,927 --> 00:48:33,728 God looks up, but it's too late. He never saw it coming. 682 00:48:33,731 --> 00:48:37,564 It hits him so hard, his brains shoot out his nose. 683 00:48:38,606 --> 00:48:41,689 Game over. He's dead. 684 00:48:43,689 --> 00:48:46,564 And where does God go when he dies? 685 00:48:47,189 --> 00:48:49,147 He goes to Hell. 686 00:48:50,866 --> 00:48:52,741 Roll on snare drum. 687 00:48:53,801 --> 00:48:55,259 Curtains. 688 00:48:57,772 --> 00:49:00,269 Good joke. 689 00:49:00,272 --> 00:49:02,812 Sorry. Your time is almost up. 690 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:06,481 You have 55 seconds to complete your transmission. 691 00:49:10,773 --> 00:49:13,771 I don't know why I keep coming to these stupid phone booths 692 00:49:13,773 --> 00:49:15,773 and telling you jokes. 693 00:49:17,898 --> 00:49:20,564 It's not like you ever had a sense of humor. 694 00:49:23,397 --> 00:49:26,272 You're never gonna hear this anyway probably. 695 00:49:27,773 --> 00:49:30,689 But sometimes it's, you know, it's nice to... 696 00:49:33,964 --> 00:49:36,131 sometimes it's nice to pretend. 697 00:49:38,514 --> 00:49:41,514 The assholes down here still think you give a shit... 698 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:46,353 even though you've been on another fucking planet for... 699 00:49:46,355 --> 00:49:48,606 for 30 years. 700 00:49:58,439 --> 00:50:01,181 But we're not really worth giving a shit about anyway, are we? 701 00:50:01,184 --> 00:50:02,724 Recording complete. 702 00:50:02,727 --> 00:50:05,519 Thank you for being a platinum user of the Blue Booth Network. 703 00:50:05,522 --> 00:50:09,270 Your message will reach Mars in approximately 40 seconds. 704 00:50:09,272 --> 00:50:12,626 Good night, and thank you for contacting Doctor Manhattan. 705 00:50:12,629 --> 00:50:14,170 Good night, Jon. 706 00:51:02,528 --> 00:51:04,152 What the...? 707 00:51:45,801 --> 00:51:51,900 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 708 00:53:57,606 --> 00:53:59,856 - Hi. - You're Lady Trieu. 709 00:53:59,859 --> 00:54:01,436 I sure am. 710 00:54:03,731 --> 00:54:05,272 I'm here to offer you legacy. 711 00:54:07,481 --> 00:54:08,856 Legacy as in blood. 712 00:54:10,064 --> 00:54:11,439 What is that? 713 00:54:13,230 --> 00:54:15,898 The first wonder of the new world. 714 00:54:16,676 --> 00:54:18,228 What can I do you for? 715 00:54:18,230 --> 00:54:20,021 He hid it in his closet. 716 00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:22,647 Looks like we have ourselves a reckoning. 717 00:54:23,981 --> 00:54:26,062 - Are we loaded, Mr. Phillips? - Yes, sir. 718 00:54:26,064 --> 00:54:27,939 On my mark, Ms. Crookshanks. 719 00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:31,663 Three, two, one... 720 00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:33,441 Away! 721 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:36,138 Phenomenal!