1 00:00:02,937 --> 00:00:05,800 The Simpsons - S31E05 Gorillas On the Mast 2 00:00:05,801 --> 00:00:08,078 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,207 Make way! 4 00:00:11,208 --> 00:00:13,211 D'oh! 5 00:00:14,512 --> 00:00:16,546 Get ready for fun, kids. 6 00:00:16,547 --> 00:00:19,050 Fun that begins with sunblock. 7 00:00:23,054 --> 00:00:24,588 Come on, Maggie. 8 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:27,392 You don't want to grow up to look like Grampa. 9 00:00:31,263 --> 00:00:34,064 Ugh, I can't enjoy seeing animals treated like this. 10 00:00:34,066 --> 00:00:35,867 It must be horrible spending every day 11 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:37,535 trapped behind a pane of glass. 12 00:00:37,536 --> 00:00:39,270 It ain't great. 13 00:00:39,271 --> 00:00:41,773 Sweetie, if they're so unhappy, 14 00:00:41,774 --> 00:00:43,575 why are they wagging their tails? 15 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:47,145 - That's how fish swim. - Well, I say they're happy. 16 00:00:47,146 --> 00:00:50,782 Penguin funerals at 12:00, 2:00 and 4:00. 17 00:00:57,555 --> 00:01:00,791 The killer whale is called an apex predator 18 00:01:00,792 --> 00:01:03,127 because there's nothing that can eat it. 19 00:01:03,128 --> 00:01:05,630 Nothing that can eat it, eh? 20 00:01:18,076 --> 00:01:19,978 No. No. 21 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:27,952 This just got weird. 22 00:01:27,953 --> 00:01:31,188 And now for our biggest star, it's lunchtime. 23 00:01:31,189 --> 00:01:33,158 I need a small child out here. 24 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:36,161 You get on out there, Hors D'oeuvre. 25 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:44,101 No worries, folks. I lost my arm years ago. 26 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:47,172 Can we please go home? 27 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:50,875 This "fun" place is about to make me cry. 28 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:53,110 Homer, why don't you take Maggie for a stroll 29 00:01:53,111 --> 00:01:56,149 and we'll check out that mermaid over there. 30 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,452 Oh, that tail is so fake. 31 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,191 Smithers, can we splash the people 32 00:02:07,192 --> 00:02:09,996 - dining at that fine restaurant? - As you wish, sir. 33 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:15,333 I love Sunday fun. 34 00:02:15,334 --> 00:02:16,700 Mm... 35 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:19,236 You know, sweetie, I always wanted a boat, 36 00:02:19,237 --> 00:02:22,306 but my dad could never afford one. 37 00:02:37,088 --> 00:02:38,722 Knock off that whistling. 38 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:42,492 Men have good times in silence. 39 00:02:42,493 --> 00:02:45,096 Daddy, will we ever get a boat? 40 00:02:45,097 --> 00:02:46,898 Are you kidding? 41 00:02:46,899 --> 00:02:49,234 We couldn't even afford worms. 42 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:51,035 - Oh... - _ 43 00:02:51,036 --> 00:02:53,037 Aw, don't cry. 44 00:02:53,038 --> 00:02:55,038 Have some Scottish feel-good juice. 45 00:02:55,039 --> 00:02:57,041 Okay. 46 00:02:57,042 --> 00:02:59,911 Come on. Drink up. 47 00:03:01,513 --> 00:03:04,948 By the standards of the day, I'm a great father. 48 00:03:04,949 --> 00:03:06,084 Mm... 49 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:09,586 Nice boat, huh? I sell boats. 50 00:03:09,587 --> 00:03:11,188 Wish you could have one? 51 00:03:11,189 --> 00:03:12,556 Yeah, but I'll never own a boat. 52 00:03:12,557 --> 00:03:15,525 It's just a dream, like doing a sit-up. 53 00:03:15,526 --> 00:03:17,527 Don't be so sure. 54 00:03:17,528 --> 00:03:19,530 I don't know what you do for a living, but me? 55 00:03:19,531 --> 00:03:21,566 I'm in the dream business. 56 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:24,202 I thought you sold boats. Make up your mind, liar. 57 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:27,138 Now I could get in big trouble for doing this, 58 00:03:27,139 --> 00:03:29,406 but if you buy this boat now for the listed price, 59 00:03:29,407 --> 00:03:31,709 I'll throw in this genuine captain's hat. 60 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:33,144 Don't tell my manager. 61 00:03:33,145 --> 00:03:34,946 What do you think I am, an idiot? 62 00:03:34,947 --> 00:03:36,980 This hat isn't even adjustable. 63 00:03:36,981 --> 00:03:39,049 - It's one-size-fits-all. - Deal. 64 00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:41,818 Wha... No, wait, my wife will kill me. 65 00:03:41,819 --> 00:03:43,321 You think your wife's gonna kill you 66 00:03:43,322 --> 00:03:45,823 when she's sipping margaritas as the sun sets, 67 00:03:45,824 --> 00:03:48,626 her hair blowing softly in the ocean breeze? 68 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:51,162 Her hair doesn't blow. It kind of clangs. 69 00:03:51,163 --> 00:03:53,298 Look, ask any financial planner and they'll tell you 70 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:55,098 that getting a boat is a better investment 71 00:03:55,099 --> 00:03:58,001 than getting a divorce or opening a bookstore. 72 00:03:58,002 --> 00:03:59,770 One more thing and I'm convinced. 73 00:03:59,771 --> 00:04:02,573 I'll give you this little pin from a defunct yacht club. 74 00:04:02,574 --> 00:04:04,074 Sold. 75 00:04:04,075 --> 00:04:06,343 Hey, uh, what's this little hook thing on it? 76 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:09,481 That's an anchor. You're gonna be a fine yachtsman. 77 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:16,653 Oh, my God, your dorsal fin has collapsed. 78 00:04:16,654 --> 00:04:20,023 Don't you see? She doesn't have enough space to swim. 79 00:04:20,024 --> 00:04:22,027 That thing is huge. 80 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,028 _ 81 00:04:25,096 --> 00:04:27,131 This park is cruel and inhumane. 82 00:04:27,132 --> 00:04:29,667 Empty the tanks. Pull the plug! 83 00:04:29,668 --> 00:04:32,169 I'll be back. You can't silence me. 84 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:36,273 I... aw. So cute. 85 00:04:36,274 --> 00:04:40,645 Thrown out of another amusement park. 86 00:04:40,646 --> 00:04:43,483 - Take me with you. - Not enough seat belts. 87 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:50,987 Finally moved that old cabin cruiser. 88 00:04:50,988 --> 00:04:52,989 No one spots a sucker like you. 89 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:56,059 Overweight guy, midlife crisis? 90 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,294 Mm. The kind of fat where you don't even know 91 00:04:57,295 --> 00:04:58,696 how old they are. 92 00:04:58,697 --> 00:05:00,797 - How was your day? - Beautiful. 93 00:05:00,798 --> 00:05:03,734 Sold a Jacuzzi to someone who came in to use the phone. 94 00:05:03,735 --> 00:05:05,236 Did you gouge him on the dipping attachment? 95 00:05:05,237 --> 00:05:07,205 Wholesale plus three grand. 96 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:09,374 Ooh. You get over here. 97 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:12,210 Make me an offer. 98 00:05:13,911 --> 00:05:15,147 Smooth. 99 00:05:16,081 --> 00:05:17,547 Bart, I need your help... 100 00:05:17,548 --> 00:05:20,051 Go away. 101 00:05:20,052 --> 00:05:22,520 - ...with a prank. - Oh, what do you need? 102 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:25,756 Hot sauce? Cow heart? Fire ants? 103 00:05:25,757 --> 00:05:27,325 Oh. They're gone. 104 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:30,027 How could fire ants get out of a paper bag? 105 00:05:30,028 --> 00:05:33,364 Thank you, Lord, for these fire ants entering my nose, 106 00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:36,167 biting my brain, testing my faith. 107 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:39,438 But I will... Damn it, where's the spray? 108 00:05:41,706 --> 00:05:44,542 Thanks for helping us free that whale, Willie. 109 00:05:44,543 --> 00:05:48,348 Aye. Now, to put on me camouflage. 110 00:05:50,949 --> 00:05:53,251 Man, you really know this place. 111 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:55,119 I work here in the summer. 112 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,888 Unlike you children, the fish don't make fun of me. 113 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,193 Just 'cause you're cuter than me 114 00:06:02,194 --> 00:06:04,227 don't mean you're better than me. 115 00:06:04,228 --> 00:06:06,030 You're not even a fish! 116 00:06:08,132 --> 00:06:12,136 Unless I miss me guess, these are the orca tank controls. 117 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:13,970 This guy's good. 118 00:06:13,971 --> 00:06:17,974 We'll open the seawater gate and she'll go straight in the ocean. 119 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:23,614 Uh, I believe it's lefty loosey. 120 00:06:23,615 --> 00:06:28,453 Everything in this country is backwards and wrong. 121 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:46,973 Thank God. A way off the ship. 122 00:06:49,641 --> 00:06:52,643 We did it. We set a captive animal free. 123 00:06:52,644 --> 00:06:55,847 Pretty cool, huh, Bart? 124 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,648 Look how happy that thing is. 125 00:06:57,649 --> 00:06:59,650 Lis, this is a new feeling. 126 00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:03,453 We helped a whale be free and now I feel wonderful. 127 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:06,256 What you're searching for is "altruism." 128 00:07:06,257 --> 00:07:08,258 Ow. 129 00:07:08,259 --> 00:07:10,861 And that's called karma. 130 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:12,662 Are you happy, Willie? 131 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:15,465 I'll show you. Air bagpipes. 132 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,581 Okay, I'm gonna take the blindfold off. 133 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,815 Don't ask questions. Don't probe for answers. 134 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,018 I'll just pretend I don't know we're on a dock 135 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,386 next to the water. 136 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,922 Look where we are. A dock next to the water. 137 00:07:37,923 --> 00:07:40,725 Aw. You got a boat for the day. 138 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:43,493 Did you bring beer and sandwiches? 139 00:07:43,495 --> 00:07:46,563 Why don't you open that? 140 00:07:46,564 --> 00:07:49,900 Hey, Midge, got your beer and sandwiches right here. 141 00:07:53,538 --> 00:07:56,540 Come on, Maggie, get on Daddy's wap and take the wheel. 142 00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:58,643 That's right, maximum thwottle. 143 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,713 Vroom, vroom. Maximum thwottle. 144 00:08:02,714 --> 00:08:06,083 Ooh, you're hydwopwaning. Yes, you are. 145 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:08,420 Whoo-hoo! 146 00:08:10,488 --> 00:08:12,657 Whoo-hoo! 147 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:18,095 88 years old and never learned to swim. 148 00:08:21,699 --> 00:08:23,902 What a wonderful day, Homie. 149 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,905 It's like we're living in the painting over our couch. 150 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,907 Our marriage has never been better. 151 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,607 Time to risk it all. 152 00:08:30,608 --> 00:08:33,445 Okay, guess whose boat this is. 153 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,245 I hope it's not Johnny Depp's. 154 00:08:35,246 --> 00:08:37,849 He's already in so much financial trouble. 155 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:41,219 Brace yourself, baby. It's ours. 156 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,588 You bought this boat? 157 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:45,590 No. We bought this boat. 158 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,758 You just weren't aware. 159 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:52,596 - You know what? It's okay. - Are you nuts? 160 00:08:52,597 --> 00:08:55,867 You went out and got something the whole family could enjoy. 161 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,869 - Let's live a little. - Oh, my God, Marge. 162 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,470 What's happened to you? 163 00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:01,538 I admit it. You've worn me down. 164 00:09:01,539 --> 00:09:04,374 You're my little polished gem. 165 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,745 Aw. Mwah. 166 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,115 What do you think, Dad? 167 00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:14,786 Oh, you did it, son. You actually did it. 168 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:18,489 You found a parking spot at the marina. 169 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:22,560 - Oh, I never... - No, Dad. I got a boat. 170 00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:25,930 - Get on. - Oh, sure. I... Wait a minute. 171 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:28,733 You're gonna kill me and dump me overboard. 172 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,667 Well, fine. Here's my will. 173 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,503 - Oh, come on now, - _ 174 00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:33,937 I'm not gonna kill you. 175 00:09:33,938 --> 00:09:35,507 That's 'cause you're a lazy bum. 176 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,742 Now, come on, give me a hug. 177 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:38,978 - Ooh. - Aw. 178 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,284 - Nice boat. - I'm the owner. 179 00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:50,522 Very nice. I must tell you, she's running a little rough. 180 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,690 Aren't we all? 181 00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:53,957 Good one. 182 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,493 Listen, uh, I'm a mechanic, 183 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:57,762 and I think you're going to need my help. 184 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,532 Your boat is used, and it needs repairs now. 185 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,798 Why now? 186 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:04,335 It's sinking. 187 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:07,372 So, Milhouse, it turns out I'm addicted to altruism. 188 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,773 I'm not gonna be happy till I set another animal free. 189 00:10:09,774 --> 00:10:13,610 If I wanted to hang out with Lisa, I'd hang out with Lisa. 190 00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:15,379 No, you wouldn't. 191 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,114 Now I can't free another fish 192 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:19,183 because they've increased security at the water park. 193 00:10:19,184 --> 00:10:21,518 This is great. I got a flashlight, 194 00:10:21,519 --> 00:10:24,321 walkie-talkie, big old ring of keys. 195 00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:27,392 But I found something else we can set free. 196 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,694 Meet LoLo the gorilla. 197 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,729 Powerful, intelligent. 198 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,697 She can sign five words. 199 00:10:33,698 --> 00:10:36,200 "Friend," "enemy," "kill," 200 00:10:36,201 --> 00:10:38,802 "vodka" and "Seinfeld." 201 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,571 You know she wants out. 202 00:10:40,572 --> 00:10:43,173 Now for security, I'll say the rest in Pig Latin. 203 00:10:43,174 --> 00:10:45,375 Ee-way, ill-way, oh-gay, oh-tay, ee-thay, oo-zay. 204 00:10:45,376 --> 00:10:46,811 We're going on eBay? 205 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,681 Ay-yay arumba-cay. 206 00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:53,750 - Yello. - Are you sitting down? 207 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:55,052 Of course. 208 00:10:55,053 --> 00:10:57,154 Fixed your boat. Here's the total. 209 00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:59,091 Don't say I didn't warn you. 210 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:03,393 Share your expenses. 211 00:11:03,394 --> 00:11:05,396 Pull your friends into the black hole with you. 212 00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:08,365 Yes, sir. You're supposed to disappear now. 213 00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:10,701 Yeah, I will, but that's another hundred. 214 00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:11,870 D'oh! 215 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,243 - Hey, Homer. - What's the problem? 216 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:23,181 I feel terrible, just terrible. 217 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,681 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 218 00:11:24,682 --> 00:11:25,950 Because I have been withholding 219 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:29,387 an incredible opportunity from you guys. 220 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,522 My apologies. Got to go. 221 00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:33,858 Did I hear, "Wait, wait"? 222 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,225 - No. - We're good. 223 00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:39,564 Okay, 'cause it's really, really incredible. 224 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:42,933 See you. Leaving now. On my way. 225 00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:45,402 Last chance. Buh-bye. 226 00:11:45,403 --> 00:11:48,474 Eh? Eh? 227 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,377 Eh? 228 00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:55,713 Yello. 229 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,949 Okay, I'll bite. What's the opportunity? 230 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,216 I don't know, Lenny. 231 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:02,152 I mean, I need someone with genuine enthusiasm. 232 00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:04,589 - Understood. Have a good ni... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 233 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,124 Do you want to go in on a boat with me? 234 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,557 We share expenses, we split the time. 235 00:12:07,558 --> 00:12:09,393 If you agree, continue breathing normally. 236 00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:10,728 I don't know. 237 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,663 I heard that sharing boats can ruin friendships. 238 00:12:12,664 --> 00:12:15,633 Well, somebody better tell Carl 'cause he is in. 239 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,567 Wait, I don't want to be left out. I'm in! 240 00:12:17,568 --> 00:12:20,271 Glad to hear it. Could you put Carl on? 241 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,510 We brought our old college stereo. 242 00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:27,845 Let's let everyone in the water know 243 00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:30,648 some big shots are having a wild time. 244 00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:45,529 Yeah, those fish are hearing some awesome B.T.O. right now. 245 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:48,532 Why don't you take the throttle, dear. 246 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:52,869 Oh, I feel it! I feel the power. 247 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:55,473 You know, I thought we were just dating casually. 248 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:59,643 It wasn't going anywhere. But now, will you marry me? 249 00:12:59,644 --> 00:13:02,981 I, uh... This is not a no! 250 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,623 Okay, I've got it. 251 00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:16,226 What she doesn't know is there's an overgrown vine behind her 252 00:13:16,227 --> 00:13:18,495 where she can climb up to freedom. 253 00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:22,133 One of us has to get in there and show her how to do it, 254 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,668 but which one? 255 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:27,571 Uh, did I ever mention that I'm allergic to gorilla fur? 256 00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:31,408 Dang! The one thing I'm not allergic to. 257 00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:34,678 You know, this time I really thought Bart was gonna do it. 258 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:38,416 - I'll do it next time. - I know you will, buddy. 259 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,984 Ah! Oh! 260 00:14:02,394 --> 00:14:04,394 _ 261 00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:07,545 We got a problem. 262 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,680 Two problems. 263 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:13,252 So this is what it's like to be in a loving family. 264 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,335 _ 265 00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,333 Hello? 266 00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:31,929 - Lis, altruism sucks. - You idiot. 267 00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:35,306 You set a fish free because it has an ocean to swim in. 268 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,773 If you set a gorilla free, 269 00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:40,978 it goes into the city and it gets killed. 270 00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:42,580 "The Great Esc-Ape"? 271 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,048 A gorilla mysteriously freed from the Springfield Zoo 272 00:14:45,049 --> 00:14:47,451 is wreaking havoc all over town. 273 00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,653 The police, as always, are useless. 274 00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:52,456 Not true, Kent. We've located the gorilla. 275 00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:55,091 He's on the top of a store next to a sign reading, 276 00:14:55,092 --> 00:14:57,494 "You'll Go Ape For Our Bargains." 277 00:14:57,495 --> 00:14:59,663 Uh, yeah, I think that's a balloon, Chief. 278 00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:01,165 Prove it. 279 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,767 Happy, Lou? 280 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,469 You just shot a balloon. 281 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,637 I love boat ownership. 282 00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:09,673 Spending every weekend polishing brass. 283 00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:11,341 I feel like Larry Ellison. 284 00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:13,945 I had the espresso maker mounted on gimbals, 285 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,580 so when the big waves hit, they won't ruin the foam art 286 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:18,183 on our cappuccino. 287 00:15:20,952 --> 00:15:23,521 Foam Lenny, you're my hero. 288 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,123 Hey, who are all these people? 289 00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:28,993 I, uh, may have sold some extra shares, 290 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,495 so I'm afraid these are all co-owners. 291 00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:34,931 Co-owner I be, says me. Yarr. 292 00:15:34,932 --> 00:15:38,101 Duffman wants to impress his new stepkids. 293 00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:39,604 What do you think, Kyle? 294 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,606 My father died from drinking your product. 295 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:45,509 We have a lot to work on. Oh, yeah! 296 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:49,046 All these people are co-owners? Even Cat Lady? 297 00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:51,548 Now she's Catamaran Lady. 298 00:15:53,851 --> 00:15:55,887 There's too many people, I can't move. 299 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,490 Okay, cast off. 300 00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:06,162 Hey, my cappuccino head. 301 00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:09,633 Well, at least I can swim to shore. 302 00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:13,070 Eh, eh, this is, this is too hard. 303 00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:15,505 Hey! Hey, I can stand! 304 00:16:15,506 --> 00:16:17,409 Eh, no, it's just too hard. 305 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,715 Perhaps music will calm her down. 306 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,258 Ah! My screenplay! 307 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,226 LoLo. LoLo! 308 00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:37,762 "Friend." "Friend." 309 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,399 Oh, no, I accidentally signed "fiend." 310 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,571 Look, I'll help you find safety. 311 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:50,074 I just have to convince you I'm your friend. How? 312 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,544 How? 313 00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:58,682 Seinfeld. 314 00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:01,754 Newman. 315 00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:06,691 If this was just a little bit looser, 316 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:10,595 it would be the best thing in the world. 317 00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:15,365 Sir, I would like to return my boat 318 00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:17,535 for a full refund. 319 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,537 Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps James Cameron 320 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,372 would take an interest in your sunken ship, 321 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,374 but my responsibility ended at ka-ching. 322 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,309 You sold me a lemon. 323 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,746 Mm-hmm, people like lemons. They're good for your voice. 324 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:32,249 With your smooth talk, you could convince anyone of anything. 325 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,951 You like my lapels? You want to buy the jacket? 326 00:17:34,952 --> 00:17:38,088 - Yes. - 50 bucks. 327 00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:40,391 Now if you'll excuse me, 328 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,625 I'm also in another business: 329 00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:43,460 Smuggling meth inside bicycle tires. 330 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:45,429 Thanks for the free bike. 331 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,464 Just get it to Mexico by tomorrow. 332 00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:49,133 Ba-ja! 333 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,434 Lisa, what are you doing? 334 00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:53,938 Um, I'm in my bedroom with Dad. 335 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,841 Oh, that's sweet. 336 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,675 - Watch it! - Oh. 337 00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:02,180 Homie, I told you to stop doing that. 338 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,816 Y'all bring your gorilla here. 339 00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,617 We'll teach him to ride and shoot, 340 00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:09,620 and soon it'll be a Planet of the Apes. 341 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:10,621 Whoops. 342 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,355 No. 343 00:18:12,356 --> 00:18:14,525 Here at U.T.A., United Talented Apes, 344 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,126 we'll shave your gorilla 345 00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:18,595 and make him a body double for Bruce Willis, 346 00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,431 and if he behaves even a little, 347 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,633 he could become Bruce Willis. 348 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,502 Next. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 349 00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:28,607 You're perfect. Will you take my ape? 350 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:33,943 Dr. Goodall, I can't thank you enough for saving LoLo. 351 00:18:33,944 --> 00:18:36,780 LoLo. That's what they called her in captivity, 352 00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,649 but I've given her a new name, 353 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:42,819 one worthy of such a magnificent creature: Popo. 354 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:46,190 And may I just tell you, you've always been my hero. 355 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,124 Thank you. But I wonder, 356 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:51,895 how many female scientists have you told they're your hero? 357 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:54,798 In your field? Um, only three. 358 00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:58,702 Oh, well. Good enough. We'll take fine care of PoPo. 359 00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:00,904 - See you soon. - Wait. Come back. 360 00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:03,874 Take me with you. I want a life exactly like yours. 361 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:07,745 Well, so do hundreds of others, but still, you might get lucky 362 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:11,047 if you work really hard and get a doctorate. 363 00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,583 Would you give me a scholarship? 364 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,486 No, you'd have to save up, like I did. 365 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,488 Then there's a slight chance you'll have me? 366 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,691 Well, very slight, but don't give up. 367 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,693 That is the most encouraging thing I have ever heard. 368 00:19:23,694 --> 00:19:26,197 Lis, thanks for undoing the damage of my good deed. 369 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,265 I'm glad you've come to understand 370 00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:30,401 the importance of altruism. 371 00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,068 Altruism rocks! 372 00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:34,872 Like when you let something go and it smashes everything. 373 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,841 Next, I want to altruism a rhino. 374 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,243 Then I'm gonna altruism a robot with sledgehammers for hands. 375 00:19:40,244 --> 00:19:42,113 Sometimes I just want to sit back 376 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:46,049 and watch the whole world altruism. 377 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:48,885 Look, the gorillas have picked up some new habits 378 00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:50,288 from your father. 379 00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:56,559 Yeah, but Homer picked up some cool gorilla moves, too. 380 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,365 Oh... 381 00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:08,472 Well, I never. 382 00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:10,473 Okay, okay, I know you're mad, 383 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,610 but because there are so many of us, 384 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,512 we each just lost a little. 385 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,183 And I just want to say, for the rest of your life, 386 00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:20,417 you'll know that you're just as good as someone who owns a boat 387 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:23,587 because you owned a boat for five minutes. 388 00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:27,223 Well, you did give us something for our money Great memories. 389 00:20:27,224 --> 00:20:30,094 And look what someone in Japan sent back to me. 390 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,029 Three cheers for Homer. 391 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,066 Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! 392 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,366 Hip, hip, hooray! 393 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,635 Foam Lenny on Fox! 394 00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:43,379 Fridays at 8:00, because we've got nothing else.