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Order. Order in the store.

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It's a... it's a judge thing.

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Anyway, our new district manager

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is gonna be visiting today

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so I've thrown together
some fun Halloween events.

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First, we're gonna be handing
out goodie bags to the kids.

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Uh, Sandra, can you take
the lead on that?

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- Yes.
- Glenn and Garrett,

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you two are gonna be managing

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the haunted house in the garden center.

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Aww, man, then I won't
get to hear Jonah lecture us

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on whatever dumb metaphor
his costume's supposed to be.

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Uh, actually, I got tired of explaining

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my costume every year, so this year,

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I'm just gonna be a good
old-fashioned cowboy.

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We get it.

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You're herding us to the polls
because no one here votes.

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- No, really, I'm...
- Don't be stupid.

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He's obviously toxic
American masculinity.

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Actually, I... I like that better.

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I'm switching to that.

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Um, should we be selling these?

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Didn't they just find another
cut-off foot right around here?

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Oh, it's awful.

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I'm an empath so things like
that really affect me.

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I just wish they would
catch the guy already.

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Why are you assuming it's a guy?

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Maybe St. Louis finally
has a female serial killer.

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Oh, yeah. About time.

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Uh, hello, glass ceiling?

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Ya shattered.

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Sorry I'm late. Sorry.

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Wow.

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Hard to get in my car in this thing,

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but guess who's winning
our costume contest?

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Oh, by the way,

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there will be no costume
contest this year.

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What?

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Corporate didn't want to approve

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another racial sensitivity training.

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Tita Irma spent an hour this
morning sewing me into this.

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You're sewed into that?

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How are you gonna use the bathroom?

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There's actually a lot
of padding in here, so...

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credits

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And we've done a really good job

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of organizing employees
at other stores.

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Oh, I pulled so many digits.

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'Cause you were in charge

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of getting everyone's contact info.

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Point is, we almost have

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enough cards signed to unionize.

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This is great, guys.
We're gonna be a union.

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Ooh, this sounds fun.

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Did Sayid reach a new level of Pokémon?

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My girlfriend made me quit.

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We were just talking
about the u... nicorn union.

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No, just... just unicorns.

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Um, you guys, you know I'm pro-union.

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Why wouldn't you just
tell me about the meeting?

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We quit telling you weeks ago
because you're management.

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I mean, she doesn't need healthcare.

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She's got a drawer full
of Band-Aids in her desk.

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Okay, I paid for those Band-Aids,

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and they're for everybody.

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- Can I have one?
- Do you have a cut?

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Ah, see? There's always a catch.

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Look, the union rep just said
that in order to be safe,

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we should probably keep management

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at, like, you know, a distance,

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and obviously you're not, like,
a "manager" manager

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or anything, but, you know, still.

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Oh, you want me to leave.

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Obviously, I don't want that.

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- I clearly... that's not...
- Really?

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- 'Cause it kinda seems
- No, no, we're just trying...

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like you're trying to get me
out of the door but...

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Oh, my God, they're so cute
when they bicker.

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- No, no, we're not.
- We're... that's...

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That's... no.

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All right, go ahead. Have fun in there.

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Don't steal anything.

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It's my first Halloween
since the diabetes.

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Mm.

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You're so lucky you
don't have a family.

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You could eat yourself
to death and no one would care.

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I mean, it's okay.

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I guess I'll just be here
all day watching you eat that.

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Works for me.

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- You know what?
- Oh!

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I'm just gonna get rid of it, you know,

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- to save us from being tempted.
- What?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Whoa!

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No, it's best for both of us,
not to mention this guy.

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Hey, man, don't touch my tummy!

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Okay, Halloween question.

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If anyone in our store
was chopping off feet...

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Glenn.

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Well, it's always the churchy
ones who snap first.

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Really? What about Garrett?

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'Cause, you know, he's a sneaker guy

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and you know where people
keep their sneakers.

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Glenn? Garrett?

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Really?

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Did you see those crime scene photos?

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That foot was a precision cut.

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I'm thinking a reciprocating meat saw.

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Oh, you've given this
foot chopper a lot of thought.

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Oh, they're not just cutting off feet.

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If you ask me, they're
dismembering whole bodies.

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Sure, they're releasing the feet,

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but there's a trophy room
somewhere with heads,

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hands, and select genitals.

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You don't think that, uh... yeah, no.

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But do you?

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What, that Dina's a serial killer?

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No, no.

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- I mean, that would be insane.
- Yeah.

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Oh, but also kinda.

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Right?

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Well, I just hate having
to be so out of it,

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especially now that we're
so close to the finish line.

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It's like this union is my baby
and I don't even get

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to drop it off at college.

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- Our baby.
- Okay, yeah, sure.

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I mean, you help, obviously,
and I so appreciate it,

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and I love that you have
a connection with the baby.

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Are we still talking about the...

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- The union, yeah. Of course.
- Right, yeah.

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Look, it's... it's almost done.
You don't have to worry.

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I mean, I'm meeting
with somebody later today

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from Fenton to get the last
of the signed cards, and then...

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Knock, knock.

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Oh, hey. Uh, new DM.

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- Yes. Maya.
- Jonah. Hi, nice to meet you.

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Hi, nice to meet you, too.

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Amy was just telling me about some

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- of her favorite RBG dissents.
- Uh-huh.

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Yep, and I said all of
them, so dismissed.

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Okay.

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Amy Sosa. So nice to meet you.

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You too!

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I just thought it would be a fun day
to come by and meet you guys

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now that I'm taking over for Laurie.

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Yeah, yeah.

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She... she left kind of suddenly, huh?

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Did that have anything
to do with her, um...

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- Her hobbies?
- You mean her coke habit?

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- Oh, um, I... wow. That...
- It's okay.

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- We're all talking about it.
- Okay.

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At the last retreat,
she was so coked up,

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she roundhouse kicked the CEO
into the omelet station.

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- No.
- Yeah.

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Did anybody get a video of that?

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Girl, I wish!

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No, but seriously, it's very sad.

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Yeah, no, I really hope
she gets the help she needs.

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Aww, I left my cell phone
in the garden center.

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Well, I'm just spitballing here,

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but maybe you could
just go in and get it?

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Yeah.

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Haunted houses are
a little loaded for me.

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When I was a kid,

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my dad took me to
Skele-Tony's Spook Shack,

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and I accidentally let go of his hand

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and I couldn't find my
way out for 45 minutes.

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I ended up eating the spaghetti brains

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and grape eyeballs just to survive.

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So because of that traumatic snack,

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you're too scared to go
into the garden center

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that we saw Elias decorate
with crepe paper?

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No, no. That'd be silly.

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Of course I can go in there.

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Mm-hmm.

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But you know what'd be easier?

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I can check my voice-mail remotely.

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Go into the store, use the phone,

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dial nine for an outside line,
call my cell phone,

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press star, and then enter my password.

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Easy peasy.

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Yeah.

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I am Maya, the new DM.

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Hi, I'm Garrett. Nice costume.

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Yeah, we both know I just
threw on the first thing

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that I found in the store, okay?

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Yeah. Me, too.

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Excuse me.

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I mean, that looks pretty elaborate.

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Well, you know, it was just sitting

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in the front of the store,
so I just grabbed it.

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Um, could you excuse me
for just a minute?

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- And Crestwood came around...
- Hey!

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Hey, lady!

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Hey!

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I saw you walk in and I thought,

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"Is that Kelly?"

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'Cause Jonah mentioned
that someone from Fenton

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was coming to meet him,
but he didn't say who.

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So yeah, Kelly brought the
union cards so we got Fenton!

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- Yay!
- Whoo!

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He also didn't mention that
this was gonna be happening

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in the store on the same day

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that our new district manager is here,

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but I guess this is your thing now

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and it's not really up to me
to make better choices.

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- Hey, lady!
- Kelly!

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- Hi.
- Oh, hello!

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Oh, no.

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You two are wearing a couple's costume.

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Oh.

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- I guess it does, uh...
- Well, that's...

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- funny.
- Look like that.

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Well, one of you
definitely has to change.

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Oh, Kelly, you can switch
costumes with Amy.

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Wait, no, that's not gonna work
because Amy's so much bigger.

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Okay, Sandra, we're good
on the costumes.

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Thank you.

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It's just so funny that
Jonah never mentioned

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that you guys are working together.

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Um, yeah. I guess I just...

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I didn't know
if it was... it'd be weird or...

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Weird? Why would it be weird?

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'Cause it's Kelly? It's... it's Kelly.

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She's my... she's my lady.

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The only weird thing is
that you didn't tell me.

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Well, it's not really,
like, a big deal.

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Because I'm already so out of

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- the loop with the union stuff.
- And plus it was like

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- a few phone calls...
- So it's kind of a bummer

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to find out this way
that the two of you

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are raising my baby.

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You guys, I am dying right now.

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Oh, wow. You finally flipped Simon.

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Yeah, I told him that thing
you said about union

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being spelled with U and I.

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Oh, you mean the quote he got
from the pamphlet I gave him?

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Here you are.

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Hey.

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Hi. I got to know some of your people.

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- Huh.
- Justine invited me

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to her erotic sip 'n' paint.

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You don't want anything
to do with that.

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Kelly?

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Kelly, right?

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Yeah, I met you at the Fenton store.

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Uh, yeah. I'm just...

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- She's here because...
- Well, uh...

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- They're dating.
- Oh, that's great.

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Yeah, she comes over every
day and... and they have coffee.

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- Aren't they cute?
- So cute.

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Did you notice their couples costumes?

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Yep. She's my cowgirl.

253
00:09:28,579 --> 00:09:30,756
Ride 'em, cowgirl.

254
00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:34,026
I mean, like, ride a horse, not Jonah.

255
00:09:34,028 --> 00:09:35,958
That would be inappropriate for work.

256
00:09:36,697 --> 00:09:39,159
Well, I was just about
to grab some coffee anyway.

257
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,292
Why don't we all go?

258
00:09:40,468 --> 00:09:43,769
- It's on me.
- That would be so fun.

259
00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:45,738
So fun.

260
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,381
Glenn, do you want me
to go in and get your phone?

261
00:09:56,164 --> 00:09:57,717
I mean, if you're going
in there anyway...

262
00:09:57,718 --> 00:09:59,333
Sure. Okay.

263
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,256
Haunted house.
Already been in there a ton.

264
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,156
Sick of it.

265
00:10:09,327 --> 00:10:11,768
Oh, thank God. How was it?

266
00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:13,696
It was pretty cool.

267
00:10:14,582 --> 00:10:16,116
Are you crying blood?

268
00:10:16,537 --> 00:10:17,578
Huh?

269
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,395
Huh.

270
00:10:20,714 --> 00:10:22,173
Yeah, I guess I am.

271
00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:23,691
I'm sure it has nothing to do

272
00:10:23,692 --> 00:10:25,859
with what I just saw or experienced.

273
00:10:27,797 --> 00:10:30,197
Elias did a great job with
the crepe paper, though.

274
00:10:30,908 --> 00:10:32,675
D... did you find my phone?

275
00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:35,248
- I...
- Never mind.

276
00:10:38,255 --> 00:10:40,386
So okay, St. Louis talk.

277
00:10:40,471 --> 00:10:42,913
What's this toasted ravioli
everyone's talking about?

278
00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:45,290
Mmm, T-ravs. They are great.

279
00:10:45,302 --> 00:10:46,302
You gotta try 'em.

280
00:10:46,303 --> 00:10:47,569
You should go to Stephano's.

281
00:10:47,571 --> 00:10:49,637
Kelly and I used to go all the time

282
00:10:49,639 --> 00:10:54,142
and... and still do,
you know, past and present.

283
00:10:54,144 --> 00:10:55,910
Oh, I've never even heard of the place.

284
00:10:55,912 --> 00:10:57,312
Which, I mean, makes sense.

285
00:10:57,314 --> 00:10:59,237
There's so much Jonah doesn't tell me.

286
00:10:59,604 --> 00:11:03,318
Uh, Kelly does a great,
uh, Stephano impersonation.

287
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,365
Oh. All right.

288
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,968
He's like, um,

289
00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:09,991
"Oh, our toasted ravioli's

290
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,659
been written up in the pay-per."

291
00:11:13,976 --> 00:11:15,163
And that's it.

292
00:11:15,721 --> 00:11:17,198
Uh, when you do go,

293
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,969
um, you should try out
this gelato place

294
00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:20,201
- about a block away.
- Yeah.

295
00:11:20,203 --> 00:11:22,589
Wow, a second stop on one date.

296
00:11:23,106 --> 00:11:25,029
Who's got that kind of time, right?

297
00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:26,849
Well, when you don't have
kids to come home to, y...

298
00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:30,912
not that having kids is, uh, bad.

299
00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:33,114
That's... I... I actually wish

300
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,184
I were dating someone with kids.

301
00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:37,895
I love this.

302
00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,894
You can see why I come here every day.

303
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,149
My bad. I got it.

304
00:11:44,108 --> 00:11:45,241
Oops.

305
00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:48,577
Let me just... excuse me, sir.
You're good, you're good.

306
00:11:48,579 --> 00:11:50,679
Okay, there's no way
Dina's a serial killer.

307
00:11:50,681 --> 00:11:52,948
She's head of security.
Rules are her life.

308
00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:56,419
Yeah, and "don't kill" is,
like, such a big rule.

309
00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:58,454
Plus, she's a vegan, okay?

310
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,412
She doesn't even kill to
eat, which is insane,

311
00:12:00,446 --> 00:12:02,079
because I would totally
eat a lamb alive.

312
00:12:02,081 --> 00:12:03,114
You're right.

313
00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:05,550
She's the last person
who'd be a serial killer.

314
00:12:07,887 --> 00:12:11,589
Although, it is always the
last person who you'd think.

315
00:12:26,839 --> 00:12:28,872
This has been great.
You have a really fun store.

316
00:12:29,054 --> 00:12:30,080
And you two, hit me up

317
00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:31,387
for the next Stephano's trip, okay?

318
00:12:31,388 --> 00:12:32,961
- Oh, absolutely.
- Will do.

319
00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:34,875
- Okay, bye-bye.
- Bye.

320
00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:39,087
So many other reasons I could
have been in this store.

321
00:12:39,188 --> 00:12:41,502
Sorry. It's the first thing
that came to my mind,

322
00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:43,749
and you're the ones
wearing the same clothes.

323
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,892
Look, the most important
thing is that at least...

324
00:12:46,589 --> 00:12:47,998
wait, where are the cards?

325
00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:50,036
Oh, I hid them in one
of those orange bags

326
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,362
- when Maya came in.
- You mean the goodie bags?

327
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:55,583
There's enough for everyone.
Just form a line.

328
00:12:55,585 --> 00:12:57,995
Where are your parents?

329
00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:02,041
It's just a garden center.
It's just a garden center.

330
00:13:02,426 --> 00:13:04,225
Just walking into the garden center.

331
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,389
Pardon me, sir.

332
00:13:07,898 --> 00:13:09,898
Are you Glenn Sturgis?

333
00:13:10,303 --> 00:13:11,782
Yeah. Why?

334
00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:16,799
They told me to tell
you: don't go in there.

335
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,852
Who said don't...

336
00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:20,491
who said that do you?

337
00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:22,497
Glenn, who you talking to?

338
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,459
Th... this boy, did you...
he said that I had to...

339
00:13:29,863 --> 00:13:31,015
What's going on, dude?

340
00:13:31,016 --> 00:13:33,268
Yeah, I think I'm gonna head to my car

341
00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:35,179
and read my Bible for a bit.

342
00:13:39,664 --> 00:13:40,789
Great job.

343
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,163
Didn't ask for the accent, though.

344
00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:44,055
It was a swing. I thought it worked.

345
00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,534
You already gave out all the bags?

346
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,177
They were out of control.

347
00:13:49,422 --> 00:13:50,993
I said one per kid, but Amy,

348
00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:52,386
some took two.

349
00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:54,599
Hey, uh, let me see
what's in that bag, please.

350
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,673
No way! You're, like, 40!

351
00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:57,934
Buy your own candy!

352
00:13:57,936 --> 00:14:00,237
Hey, that kind of aggression
is exactly why people

353
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:03,181
are turning on your sport.
Soccer is coming for you!

354
00:14:03,255 --> 00:14:04,794
Okay. Thank you so much. Yeah.

355
00:14:04,835 --> 00:14:06,234
Why are you checking bags?

356
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:09,956
Um, because... okay, here's the deal.

357
00:14:09,957 --> 00:14:11,490
The push for the union
never really stopped,

358
00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:14,112
and so the cards from Fenton
ended up in these goodie bags

359
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,580
and they've all been given away.

360
00:14:15,582 --> 00:14:18,316
Oh, wow. Well, listen.

361
00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:20,151
Company policy states
that I need to report

362
00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:21,920
any union activity to my manager,

363
00:14:21,922 --> 00:14:23,622
so there's been union activity.

364
00:14:23,624 --> 00:14:25,726
Now that my hands are clean,
I'll go check the security footage.

365
00:14:25,727 --> 00:14:27,392
Amazing. Thank you, Dina.

366
00:14:27,394 --> 00:14:28,770
Oh, hey, Kelly.

367
00:14:28,942 --> 00:14:31,000
Couple's costume with Jonah?
That's a weird choice.

368
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,901
- It's not a couple's costume.
- It's a coincidence.

369
00:14:33,722 --> 00:14:34,729
Okay.

370
00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:43,928
Hey, Cheyenne, I need help

371
00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,296
going over some security footage.

372
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:46,798
Oh, okay.

373
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,600
No, you have a child.

374
00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:49,801
I'll go, Dina.

375
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:50,935
You don't work for me anymore.

376
00:14:50,937 --> 00:14:52,704
Cheyenne, come on.

377
00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:54,239
Let me just call Bo really quick.

378
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,774
You know, not to say
good-bye or anything

379
00:14:56,776 --> 00:15:00,378
but just to say hey
and good-bye and stuff.

380
00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:06,050
Oh, uh, or you could take Marcus.

381
00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:07,919
Whoever. Marcus!

382
00:15:07,921 --> 00:15:09,587
Security office, now!

383
00:15:09,589 --> 00:15:10,989
Yep, just give me a second.

384
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:13,291
If I run too fast, I become airborne.

385
00:15:14,928 --> 00:15:16,795
Thank you. You know, Kelly,

386
00:15:16,797 --> 00:15:18,330
you didn't have to change your costume.

387
00:15:18,431 --> 00:15:20,369
And you didn't have to say
I was Jonah's girlfriend,

388
00:15:20,429 --> 00:15:21,458
yet here we are.

389
00:15:21,805 --> 00:15:22,834
Hey, sorry.

390
00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:24,135
Just took off my costume real quick.

391
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:26,826
The cowboy hat was itchy.

392
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:30,195
Oh, my God, you two are Danny
and Sandy from "Grease"!

393
00:15:30,383 --> 00:15:31,798
"Summer Lovin'," right?

394
00:15:33,396 --> 00:15:36,759
Amy, you need to go change
into leather Sandy right now.

395
00:15:38,701 --> 00:15:40,668
All right, no bags in housewares.

396
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:41,836
Are you getting anything, Marcus?

397
00:15:41,838 --> 00:15:43,704
I gotta be honest, about 60%

398
00:15:43,706 --> 00:15:45,294
of my vision's
blocked by the dragon head.

399
00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:46,607
You're exuding, like, a wet heat.

400
00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:48,175
I know. It's the dragon smoke function.

401
00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:49,610
Now you're fogging up the screen.

402
00:15:49,612 --> 00:15:51,412
- I can't control it.
- Oh, this is doing nothing.

403
00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:53,463
- It's just moving it around.
- Yeah.

404
00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,330
Okay, this is it.
There's no one in there now.

405
00:16:01,224 --> 00:16:04,039
Just a chance for me
to face my fears head-on.

406
00:16:04,059 --> 00:16:06,560
Yes, go for it.

407
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,196
Whoa. Okay. Well...

408
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,770
Good luck, buddy.

409
00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:18,825
Sorry, haunted house is closed.

410
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:22,610
Sorry.

411
00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:25,122
I think we found the cards.
Well, I found them.

412
00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:27,036
Marcus knocked all my
felt tips on the floor,

413
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,103
some of them lost their caps,

414
00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:29,652
and now it's just a
race against the clock

415
00:16:29,653 --> 00:16:31,787
- until they dry out.
- Dina, where are the cards?

416
00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:33,021
I saw footage of Maya grabbing

417
00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:34,890
- a goodie bag on her way out.
- What?

418
00:16:34,892 --> 00:16:37,025
No! She left, like, 20 minutes ago.

419
00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:38,060
Actually, no.

420
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:39,828
She stopped in housewares
and had what looked like

421
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,389
a very emotional moment with Brett,

422
00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:42,501
then she went to grocery.

423
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,767
Picked up eggs and bell peppers.

424
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:44,936
I think it's a Denver omelet night.

425
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,103
Dina, where is she now?

426
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,458
She just went out to the parking lot.

427
00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:48,927
Well, we need to stop her.

428
00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:50,001
Amy, wait!

429
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,462
Do I still need to be a part of this?

430
00:16:51,464 --> 00:16:53,358
Because, I hate to keep
beating the same drum,

431
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,493
- but the felt tips...
- I'll get you new felt tips!

432
00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:57,024
I don't want new felt tips!

433
00:16:57,025 --> 00:16:59,105
I have perfectly good
felt tips on my floor!

434
00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:04,180
Sorry. It's just me.

435
00:17:04,576 --> 00:17:05,989
Not a carjacker.

436
00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:08,211
- I didn't mean to startle you.
- It's okay.

437
00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:11,180
It's just that, um, we need
you back in the store.

438
00:17:11,182 --> 00:17:12,348
Why?

439
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:13,857
Attention, everyone.

440
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:18,021
Give it up for the winner of
our Halloween costume contest,

441
00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:20,390
Maya! Whoo, whoo!

442
00:17:20,392 --> 00:17:23,126
So there is a contest,
and cat ears won it?

443
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,528
Okay, you don't need
to suck up to the new DM.

444
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,430
What? No.

445
00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:29,299
No, girl. You won.

446
00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:32,135
You look good and you
better get your prize,

447
00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,736
which is...

448
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:37,493
Which is, uh, this, um,
bottle of Sprite!

449
00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:39,787
Are you [bleep] kidding me?

450
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,813
You don't think she's
gonna wait in the back

451
00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:46,449
- of someone's car and then...
- No.

452
00:17:46,451 --> 00:17:49,052
But we should probably
check to see if the killer

453
00:17:49,054 --> 00:17:50,717
has a history of breaking
into cars 'cause...

454
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:57,160
Oh, my God. They found another foot.

455
00:17:57,162 --> 00:17:58,494
Out in Richmond Heights.

456
00:17:58,496 --> 00:17:59,928
Really?

457
00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,999
Apparently it's fresh.

458
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:04,626
Some guy's probably
bleeding out as we speak.

459
00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:07,103
Oh, that's amazing. It can't be Dina.

460
00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:08,734
We've been watching her all day.

461
00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:10,173
Such good news.

462
00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,974
I'm so glad the killer struck today.

463
00:18:11,976 --> 00:18:13,843
Wow. Not that I thought
it was her, but...

464
00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,278
I know. I mean, she's weird,

465
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,913
- but she's not a criminal.
- No.

466
00:18:20,919 --> 00:18:23,786
And look at these cat ears. Amazing!

467
00:18:23,788 --> 00:18:27,857
I think it says back here they
were, uh, made in Taiwan.

468
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:29,549
Have you ever been to Taiwan?

469
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:31,483
Amy, is there a second place?

470
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,985
Because I am drenched in urine.

471
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,920
Okay, um, maybe we wrap this up.

472
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:38,258
Uh, I am so honored
to receive this Sprite,

473
00:18:38,544 --> 00:18:40,277
especially because so many of you

474
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,961
had such great costumes here.
You know, like these two.

475
00:18:43,049 --> 00:18:45,527
They had multiple couples costumes.

476
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:46,598
Are they cute or what?

477
00:18:46,599 --> 00:18:48,219
Jonah and Kelly aren't a couple.

478
00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:50,154
Yeah, Jonah's in love with Amy.

479
00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:52,380
- Wait, what?
- What?

480
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,014
I don't know. That's...

481
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:56,281
Jonah, is that true?

482
00:18:57,293 --> 00:18:59,493
It's true. I love her.

483
00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:02,772
Um, sorry, Kelly.
I... I probably should have told you

484
00:19:03,153 --> 00:19:05,731
before telling the entire store,

485
00:19:05,732 --> 00:19:08,207
but I am breaking up with you.

486
00:19:08,394 --> 00:19:10,961
Okay, it seems like I should
give you guys a little privacy.

487
00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:13,363
- Uh...
- Uh, no, no, no,

488
00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:16,233
because I need to explain
more to you, Kelly.

489
00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:19,229
Uh, you're a great gal, but, uh,

490
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,945
Amy and I just have a connection.

491
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:23,874
I hate coming to this stupid store.

492
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:25,061
I'm really gonna go now.

493
00:19:25,062 --> 00:19:29,226
You can't because the costume
contest is not over yet.

494
00:19:31,398 --> 00:19:32,964
And now it's done!

495
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:34,799
Another round of applause
for Maya the Cat.

496
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:37,535
Man.

497
00:19:37,537 --> 00:19:39,637
Garrett, help!

498
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,212
The doors are stuck!

499
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,906
Oh, I should have listened
to that English boy.

500
00:19:44,211 --> 00:19:45,421
Hang on.

501
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,419
Hey, Garrett. It's Glenn from work.

502
00:19:54,421 --> 00:19:57,558
Um, first of all, I found my phone.
Yay.

503
00:19:57,559 --> 00:19:59,158
Uh, anyway, if you get this,

504
00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:01,253
I am stuck in the haunted house,

505
00:20:01,254 --> 00:20:05,065
so, um, call me back.
All right, bye-bye.

506
00:20:07,097 --> 00:20:10,332
Help! Somebody!

507
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,968
Oh!

508
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:21,110
Honestly, I've seen scarier.

509
00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:24,006
That was exhausting.

510
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,292
Yeah, well, breakups are exhausting.

511
00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:28,616
Um...

512
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:33,007
so the cards are all here.

513
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:36,847
- Great.
- But also some empty candy wrappers.

514
00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:39,941
Okay.

515
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,914
Okay, well...

516
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,096
Let's not panic.

517
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:46,539
Maybe she just, um, reached in
and grabbed some candy

518
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:47,879
and didn't see the cards,

519
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,649
or... or maybe those candies
are from somewhere else

520
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,505
and she just ditched
the wrappers in there.

521
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,341
Or maybe she saw the cards.

522
00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:58,552
But if she saw the cards,
she would have said something.

523
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,540
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, definitely.

524
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,898
Right?

525
00:21:06,939 --> 00:21:08,773
Hey, so Maya left her Sprite.

526
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,402
- Just take it.
- Yes!

527
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,904
We did it, Tita! Your boy won!

528
00:21:12,929 --> 00:21:19,828
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