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This is Eagle 3, HPD Air Support.

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We have eyes on a 10-80 that
committed a vehicular homicide,

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heading Makai on Palolo Avenue.

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This is 2-Bravo 727 in pursuit.

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Suspect's driving erratically
and at speeds in excess of...

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He just blew another stop sign.

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727, copy. Please update position.

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Suspect now turning
eastbound on Kaau Street.

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Wait. Correction.

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He's now turning Makai
again on Pukelele.

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Air support requesting backup.

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We're at bingo fuel.

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This is 153 Central. PIT 'em.

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10-4 on the PIT maneuver, 153.

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All right, move in.

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Driver, open the door slowly.

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Exit with your hands above your head.

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Get out of the car now.

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Hands where we can see them.

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Cover him. Driver, open the door.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Gentlemen.

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Hey.

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Check it, my dudes, Five-O HQ.

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It's like the Batcave up in here.

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Yeah, the Christian Bale Batcave.

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- Not that goofy old-school one.
- Oh, so true.

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- How you doing, guys?
- Wow.

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I'm Commander Steve McGarrett. Welcome.

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Oh, very cool, sir.

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Anything you want to say to the fans

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of Scooter and the Skeez?

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Yeah, you can't film in here.

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- Totes get it.
- Our bad.

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- Commander.
- Yes.

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Your reputation precedes you.

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You are, like, a legit
legend around here.

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The knowledge we soak up
from shadowing you today

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will for sure level up
our recruitment video.

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Well, I really appreciate that, guys.

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Thank you very much. Unfortunately,

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uh, I can't shadow with you guys today.

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You will be with my colleagues,

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- Officer Tani Rey...
- Hello.

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And Quinn Liu.

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I think you'll find they're
both very knowledgeable,

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very professional, and
very patient, right, guys?

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- Mm-hmm. Yes.
- Oh, legit.

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So, I'm gonna leave you guys.

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Have a great day. I'll
see you later. All right?

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Okay, well, you're
the millennial whisperer.

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Lead the way.

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Okay. Scooter and Skeez,

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the governor hired you to
make a recruitment video

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for the HPD, and apparently
we're at your disposal today.

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So, do you have any
questions before we start?

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- I got one.
- Okay.

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We kind of overslept, haven't
gotten our nosh on yet.

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Do you guys know any good
brunch spots around here?

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Millennial whisperer?

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All right, then, let's go
munch on some grindage.

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Sweet.

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? ?

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So, go ahead, make my morning.

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I'll do my best.

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Officers surveilling a
high-traffic narcotics area

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in Kalihi spotted a suspicious vehicle.

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When they tried to pull
it over, it took off,

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blowing through an intersection
and killing a pedestrian.

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Patricia Martin, local teacher.

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Duke's handling the notification.

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Is the driver in custody?

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Yeah, about that.

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So no one's driving.

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What is this, the robot apocalypse?

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Well, actually, autonomous vehicles have

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a fail-safe in place so they
can be controlled remotely.

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It's called teleoperations.

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We think that's how this
car was being steered.

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Yeah, I know about
it, but that technology

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is not street legal.

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So what's the car doing on
the road in the first place?

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Nah, the plates are fake

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and the VIN's been filed off.

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And whoever sent it out into the wild

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was smart enough not to
leave any prints on it.

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Yeah, then I found this
in a box on the front seat

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with 400 bucks inside.

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Aha. Okay.

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So you got a remote-controlled car

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that goes through a
high-traffic drug area.

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Comes out with $400.
Can you connect the dots?

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Yeah, I mean, it looks to me like

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some tech-savvy drug
dealers have found a way

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to mitigate the risk of their
own guys ratting on them.

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Smart. I get it.

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Except now someone's dead,

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and now they're on the hook

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for a lot more than drug trafficking.

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Yeah. The question is,
who's behind the controls?

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? ?

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Whoa.

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Sorry about before,
filming inside your office.

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It's just that we constantly
got to feed the beast.

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The beast?

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I think they mean YouTube.

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Our fans' demand for content is insane.

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You slow down for a
second, you get trampled

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by whoever's coming up behind you.

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- Sounds stressful.
- Mad stressful.

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I barely got eight last night.

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Insomnia is a silent killer.

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Look, it may not seem like it,

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but we take our work seriously.

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62% retention among teens with
four-second attention spans

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is straight fire.

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We may look like a
couple of dumb kids...

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Never crossed my mind.

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But it takes effort to
look this effortless.

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Take this recruitment video for example.

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Say it sucks. Then we lose eyeballs,

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which means we lose dollars

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and then let down your governor.

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And you... maybe you lose
the next great young recruit.

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And maybe the police force suffers.

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And maybe people get hurt.

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I mean, I don't want to say

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we're saving lives out here, but...

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Yeah.

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Bet you hadn't thought about it
that way before.

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- Nope.
- You are right.

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We have never thought about it that way.

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Next.

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Flippa. Hello.

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We have guests dining with us today.

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Of course. We heard you
guys were on your way over.

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Cuz already has you all set up.

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Oh.

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Oh, wow, look at this.

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Fresh grindz for our VIPs.

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Thank you.

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Not for you. Scooter and Skeet.

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- "Skeez."
- Yeah, right.

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Big fan. Longtime follower, brah.

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Really, Kamekona? How long?

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Long enough to know they got

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the beaucoup followers on Instagram.

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By the way, that reminds me,

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lunch is on the house today.

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Awesome.

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As long as I get a
selfie with both of you

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- to post on my Insta.
- Oh, see that?

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Big man knows what's up.
Eyeballs are currency.

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Which is why we're gonna hit you back

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with a tagged post of our own.

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All right.

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Hit it, Skeez.

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- Crustacean nation!
- Looks good.

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What is it?

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HPD caught a homicide in Waialua.

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Steve wants us to assist.

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187. Sweet.

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Good luck, crime fighters.

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So, CSU is up to their elbows

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in this Hot Wheel we sent to 'em.

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They've been going all through the car,

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trying to figure out who
might have been using it

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to sell dope, but all they've
found so far is cameras,

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and a bunch of 'em.

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Most interestingly a dash
cam recording the interior.

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All right, well, that makes sense.

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Dealer gets to see what's going on

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without actually having to be there.

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Right, and speaking of that,

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the CSU also found a pretty serious

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radio-controlled transmitter.

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Oh, that's good news. If we can
figure out the control radius,

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that might help us narrow down

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where this thing's being operated from.

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Yeah, well, slow your roll there, Chief,

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it ain't gonna be that simple.

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This particular transmitter

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operates on an ultra-
high-frequency radio link.

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And this thing can be controlled

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from as far away as 150 miles.

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So the dealer could be
anywhere on the island.

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Yeah. Or Molokai or Kauai.

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Yeah, basically, this
transmitter's a dead end.

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Well, we'll keep working the car,

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maybe something will come through.

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- Hey, you find something?
- Yeah. We got a hit on the prints

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from the bag of cash found in the car.

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So, who's this handsome fella?

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Kanoa Anakoni.

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Arrested last year for drug possession

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and aggravated assault.

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You know, I'm thinking this
guy may need a refresher course

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on the rules of his probation.

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Five-O. Step back.

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Hey, thanks for helping us out, Auntie.

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By the way,

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whatever you're cooking smells great.

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Hey.

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Where am I?

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I didn't do nothing.

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Your ribs are broken
'cause you got hit by a car

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when you ran away from our
guys. You remember that?

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You might not remember that

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'cause you hit the
back of your head, too.

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That probably doesn't feel
too good right now either.

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The IV is to help you sober up

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so you can tell us about
the drugs you bought today.

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No, no, no, I didn't buy no drugs.

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At 10:16 you sent a text message saying,

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"One 8 of C.

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920 Piikoi Avenue."

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That's got to be an
eight-ball of something

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delivered to your home address.

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Right? I'm thinking coke or crystal.

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- I would think crystal, probably.
- Yeah?

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I mean... you know.

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Anyway, two minutes later,

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you got a return text
that just said "400."

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Which is the exact amount
of money we found in a bag

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covered with your prints.

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Now, we traced that number,

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but it went to a burner.

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So the good news is you're here with us,

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and you can tell us, uh,

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who's behind this operation.

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I-I don't know.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Honestly,

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that number's been
floating around for a while,

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and I just started using it.

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- How does it work?
- I don't know.

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You text it what you
want, where you're at.

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A car pulls up, the window goes down,

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you show your money to the camera.

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You put it down, a box opens up,

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you grab your stash, and that's it.

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So it's like an app for junkies?

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It's a good time to be alive.

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All right, Kanoa,

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the next call we make's
gonna be your parole officer

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unless you do something for us.

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What do you need?

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We need you to order some drugs.

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Officer Rey, Officer Liu,
mahalo for the assist.

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Yeah, of course.

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Duke, this is Scooter and Skeez.

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Oh. We've already met.

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They were shadowing HPD
earlier this week, no?

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Ah, what up, D-Dizzle?

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? Top-shelf collie
weed just arrive... ?

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Victim's name is

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Marion Polani.

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81 years old.

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Her cleaning lady found her
this morning, called 911.

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Building like this, they
must have security cameras.

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00:11:48,061 --> 00:11:51,443
Not inside but a bunch
outside, along the perimeter.

261
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,579
We're in the process
of tracking down someone

262
00:11:53,604 --> 00:11:55,483
who can give us access.

263
00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:58,440
? Make all the farmers
sow marijuana... ?

264
00:11:58,553 --> 00:11:59,618
No sign of forced entry.

265
00:11:59,643 --> 00:12:01,403
Looks like she let the perp in.

266
00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:03,444
Means she probably knew
the person who killed her.

267
00:12:03,469 --> 00:12:05,069
Harsh.

268
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,186
Hey.

269
00:12:11,904 --> 00:12:14,533
Well, what I can tell
you is that our Vic

270
00:12:14,558 --> 00:12:16,770
was comfortable enough with her
killer to turn her back on them.

271
00:12:16,838 --> 00:12:19,138
C.O.D. is blunt force trauma

272
00:12:19,163 --> 00:12:21,129
to the crown of the
skull, struck from behind.

273
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,664
Oh, bro.

274
00:12:23,163 --> 00:12:25,830
All of a sudden, K-Dog's
shrimp isn't sitting too well.

275
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,013
Oh, my God.

276
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,038
Scooter and Skeez?

277
00:12:29,072 --> 00:12:30,567
- Sup?
- Sup?

278
00:12:30,592 --> 00:12:32,885
I am a huge fan.

279
00:12:32,954 --> 00:12:35,215
Your video on fibromyalgia,

280
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,679
like, so informative.

281
00:12:37,943 --> 00:12:40,610
Just doing our part to raise
awareness for our fi-bros.

282
00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:43,429
Oh, what are you guys doing here?

283
00:12:43,454 --> 00:12:46,365
Just being schooled
on Five-O by Five-O.

284
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,558
They're here in a
strictly observational capacity.

285
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:51,270
Have you determined

286
00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:53,014
- a T.O.D. yet?
- Yes.

287
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,864
Uh, around 12:30 a.m., give or take.

288
00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:58,189
That's a little late to
be entertaining guests.

289
00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:00,813
Normally Skeez and I
live by the aphorism

290
00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:03,672
"It's easier to ask
forgiveness than permission."

291
00:13:04,061 --> 00:13:08,787
But your rules were crystal,
so... asking permish.

292
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,457
Would it be Gucci to
take a selfie with the Vic

293
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,725
in the BG?

294
00:13:16,076 --> 00:13:18,053
For research purposes, of course.

295
00:13:18,121 --> 00:13:20,645
He's joking. Please tell me he's joking.

296
00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:23,402
You absolutely cannot

297
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,361
take pictures or
videos at a crime scene.

298
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,739
Is that clear?

299
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,209
- Totally get it.
- 100%. Okay.

300
00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,286
Nothing inappropriate.

301
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,989
- Okay.
- Just one follow-up question:

302
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,911
I'm on a strict "schedge" with my meds,

303
00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:38,283
and I just noticed the time.

304
00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:41,009
Y-You don't have to ask us
permission to take your medication.

305
00:13:41,122 --> 00:13:42,321
- Really?
- Just take it.

306
00:13:42,346 --> 00:13:44,012
- Right here?
- Right here.

307
00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:45,603
Okay.

308
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,299
Whoa.

309
00:13:54,912 --> 00:13:57,679
Your medicine is
smoking pakalolo? Really?

310
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,772
We're not animals. We strictly vape.

311
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:01,963
And, yes,

312
00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:03,529
it's for glaucoma.

313
00:14:03,554 --> 00:14:06,435
- You don't have glaucoma.
- Exactly

314
00:14:07,131 --> 00:14:09,104
Put it away. Now.

315
00:14:09,129 --> 00:14:10,607
Building manager just arrived.

316
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,109
He can show us the security footage...

317
00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:15,169
from last night.

318
00:14:15,194 --> 00:14:16,490
Don't ask.

319
00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:20,492
All right.

320
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:21,861
I've logged on to the security system.

321
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:22,951
Everything's backed up on the

322
00:14:22,976 --> 00:14:25,061
- central server for the last week.
- _

323
00:14:25,086 --> 00:14:26,922
I can access all the cameras.

324
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,579
- What did you want to see?
- T.O.D. was approximately 12:30,

325
00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:31,934
so let's start at
11:00 and go from there.

326
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,671
It's a shame about Marion.

327
00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:36,174
Mr. Garis, we think Marion
was killed by somebody she knew,

328
00:14:36,199 --> 00:14:37,844
which obviously includes
all of her neighbors.

329
00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:40,422
Do you know if she had
issues with any other tenants?

330
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,614
Uh, yeah. She most certainly did.

331
00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,339
- Who?
- All of 'em.

332
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,353
_

333
00:14:48,378 --> 00:14:50,098
Look, I don't want to
speak ill of the dead,

334
00:14:50,147 --> 00:14:51,566
but Marion was an awful person

335
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,725
who made everyone's life a living hell.

336
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,517
Bury the lede much, bro?

337
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,606
Hey. You are free to
observe and take notes,

338
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,631
but keep the DVD
commentary to a minimum.

339
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,662
Nobody watches DVDs.

340
00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:03,965
Mr. Garis, you were saying?

341
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,804
Look, I can send you all the
complaints that I've gotten

342
00:15:05,829 --> 00:15:08,787
about her over the years, but
you would be swimming in paper.

343
00:15:09,186 --> 00:15:10,842
Suffice it to say,
there's not a single person

344
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:14,881
in this building that Marion
hasn't managed to piss off.

345
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,063
Hey, guys!

346
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,721
It's not the time for that.

347
00:15:24,746 --> 00:15:26,513
Our bad.

348
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,529
Get over here.

349
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:30,297
Just ignore them.

350
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:32,743
Easier said than done, we realize.

351
00:15:33,381 --> 00:15:35,834
So, this is what the
security cameras picked up

352
00:15:35,859 --> 00:15:37,915
as of 11:00 last night.

353
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:40,221
Okay. Let's roll forward from
here and see what we've got.

354
00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:46,276
So, it looks like nobody
came in or out of the building

355
00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:48,602
between 11:30 last night
and 6:30 this morning.

356
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,286
You know what that means, right?

357
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,195
The people who live here
don't know how to party?

358
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:55,964
Yes, and the killer
lives in the building.

359
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:03,607
Well, 2F doesn't seem thrilled
to have to stay in all day.

360
00:16:03,632 --> 00:16:05,899
Well, until we figure out
which resident is the killer,

361
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,424
this whole place is on lockdown.

362
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,349
Yes. We're all about the lockdown.

363
00:16:09,374 --> 00:16:11,092
Got to keep the crime scene tight.

364
00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:12,717
It's just like when
we're shooting a vid.

365
00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:14,441
Got to control the location,

366
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:16,900
keep the randos from
wandering into your shot.

367
00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:18,491
All right. We got 31 suspects

368
00:16:18,516 --> 00:16:19,782
to interview.

369
00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,330
It's gonna be a long lockdown.

370
00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:26,263
What if I told you I could
streamline this whole process?

371
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:28,623
- Uh-huh?
- I used to live in a complex like this,

372
00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,147
and there's always that one neighbor,

373
00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:33,319
the one up in everyone's business.

374
00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:36,389
Looks like you just found her.

375
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:38,509
Of course, I tend to keep

376
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:43,137
to myself if I can help it, but
Marion was a hard one to ignore.

377
00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:45,496
She...

378
00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:47,319
she made an impression.

379
00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:50,377
Um, fr... from what we've heard, Marion

380
00:16:50,446 --> 00:16:53,080
- wasn't the most endearing person.
- _

381
00:16:53,105 --> 00:16:54,537
She was the devil incarnate, dear.

382
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:57,428
And, worse, a gin rummy cheat.

383
00:16:57,453 --> 00:16:58,719
- Savage.
- Savage.

384
00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,822
Was there anyone with an especially
bad relationship with Marion?

385
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,286
Maybe somebody who wanted her dead?

386
00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:06,873
Oh, let's see. There's Liliana

387
00:17:06,898 --> 00:17:09,496
and Todd and Kawika.

388
00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:11,308
Oh, and that whole debacle

389
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,000
with the water feature.

390
00:17:13,025 --> 00:17:14,858
You know what?

391
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:16,183
I'll put on some coffee.

392
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,342
This may take a while.

393
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,365
There's a lot of names.

394
00:17:30,163 --> 00:17:31,483
Lou, you good?

395
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,037
Yes, sir. As long as that tracker

396
00:17:34,062 --> 00:17:35,979
in Kanoa's bag ends up in that drug car,

397
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:38,771
we can follow it to
wherever it calls home.

398
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,629
Well, it's come to this.

399
00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:42,186
Drugs on demand.

400
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:44,411
Y-You know, a lot of
street hustlers are gonna be

401
00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:45,635
out of a job pretty soon.

402
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,204
I mean, there's an app
for everything these days.

403
00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:48,723
Isn't there?

404
00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:50,181
Used to be,

405
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,287
if you wanted something,

406
00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:54,775
you had to actually get dressed
and leave the house, right?

407
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,868
Get in a car, drive to
a store, talk to a human.

408
00:17:59,025 --> 00:18:00,791
Yeah. Yeah.

409
00:18:00,816 --> 00:18:03,383
Well, I mean, you know,
less humans, better for me.

410
00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:05,053
I mean, that's the only
reason I use those apps,

411
00:18:05,078 --> 00:18:07,678
so I don't have to deal with people.

412
00:18:07,703 --> 00:18:10,201
Human-to-human
interaction is the whole,

413
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,114
that's the point of life, Danny.

414
00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:14,248
Why be alive if you're
not gonna do that?

415
00:18:14,273 --> 00:18:16,753
Since when do you like
people? Are you social now?

416
00:18:16,778 --> 00:18:18,745
Hey, yo.

417
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:19,803
We got movement.

418
00:18:19,828 --> 00:18:21,695
Same make and model
as the hit-and-run car.

419
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:27,608
All right, this is it.
Our delivery has arrived.

420
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,244
So, based on our visit with Rose,

421
00:18:50,269 --> 00:18:53,404
the human rumor mill, we now
have 12 suspects to prioritize.

422
00:18:53,429 --> 00:18:54,537
Divide and conquer?

423
00:18:54,562 --> 00:18:58,572
Okay, yes. I guess that means
we should each take one bro?

424
00:18:58,611 --> 00:19:00,777
Backup? Cool.

425
00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:03,053
Skeez-Dog and I can
totally be your backup.

426
00:19:03,078 --> 00:19:05,179
Sure. Let's call it that.

427
00:19:05,204 --> 00:19:06,204
Skeez, you're with me.

428
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,428
Excellent choice.

429
00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:09,264
But you should know that
I already have a lady.

430
00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:10,628
So we should probably keep

431
00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:13,921
this relash strictly profesh.

432
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,880
And I instantly regret choosing you.

433
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,705
? Hello, my name is
Dr. Greenthumb... ?

434
00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:20,547
You've probably heard, Marion
Polani was murdered last night.

435
00:19:20,572 --> 00:19:23,440
And you've probably heard that
she was a horrible old crone.

436
00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:25,353
The woman was a total nightmare.

437
00:19:25,378 --> 00:19:27,311
Never a nice word for anyone.

438
00:19:27,336 --> 00:19:29,603
Yeah. She did so many horrible things.

439
00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:34,561
- Such as?
- I have a 1966 Eldorado convertible.

440
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,849
Marion sideswiped it in the parking lot.

441
00:19:37,285 --> 00:19:39,619
And after I contacted
my insurance company

442
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:43,379
to file a claim, she filled my back seat

443
00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:44,945
with kitty litter.

444
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,221
Used kitty litter.

445
00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:49,089
? Hello, my name is
Dr. Greenthumb... ?

446
00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:51,379
- _
- MANDY: I'm a massage therapist.

447
00:19:51,404 --> 00:19:56,154
And Marion, she hated the foot traffic
of my clients coming and going.

448
00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:57,806
So because we share this wall,

449
00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:00,811
she used to crank the
volume of her TV so loud,

450
00:20:00,836 --> 00:20:02,936
my clients, they couldn't relax.

451
00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:05,209
I've lost most of my business.

452
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:07,885
She called Child
Protective Services on me.

453
00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,233
Said she hadn't seen my
third-grader in months,

454
00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:12,458
- that I was locking him up.
- _

455
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:15,249
- ? Constantly grown... ?
- He was at summer camp.

456
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:18,459
- Todd works late most nights.
- I'm a bartender.

457
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,418
Doing the Lord's work, my man.

458
00:20:20,443 --> 00:20:23,778
Right. But every night
when Todd would come home,

459
00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:25,903
she would call me up, screaming

460
00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:28,529
about how he'd woken her up
when he came in through the gate.

461
00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:30,541
No one else complained.
I swear she'd sit up

462
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:32,165
just waiting for me to get back

463
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,923
so she had something
to raise a stink over.

464
00:20:33,948 --> 00:20:35,714
Well, last night, when he came in at...

465
00:20:35,811 --> 00:20:37,014
What time was it, honey?

466
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,772
Around 12:45?

467
00:20:38,797 --> 00:20:42,498
Right. Anyway, it
was the first time Marion

468
00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:45,758
didn't complain, and,
I mean, now I get why,

469
00:20:45,783 --> 00:20:46,716
of course.

470
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:49,275
12:45, you say?

471
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:52,257
Yeah. Why?

472
00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:54,959
Todd, I'm gonna need to
speak to you outside, please.

473
00:20:58,594 --> 00:20:59,740
What-What's going on?

474
00:20:59,765 --> 00:21:03,163
Hold up, homes. So you want to
good cop/bad cop this or what?

475
00:21:03,276 --> 00:21:04,375
Officer Liu.

476
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,999
This is Todd.

477
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,212
Todd just told us that he didn't
get home from work last night

478
00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:10,694
until 12:45 a.m.

479
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,450
Well, that's interesting.

480
00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:16,342
Wait, why is that interesting?

481
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:17,633
Because we know for a fact

482
00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:19,758
that no one entered the
building after 11:30 p.m.,

483
00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:21,983
- which means you're busted.
- So busted!

484
00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:25,875
Okay, look, I should've
just come out and said it.

485
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:30,467
Every Tuesday I tell Emily
I'm working late, but I'm not.

486
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:34,803
Instead of going home, I
go to another apartment.

487
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,850
- A neighbor's apartment.
- Sounds scandalous, dude.

488
00:21:37,982 --> 00:21:40,295
What is it that you're doing
at your neighbor's apartment, Todd?

489
00:21:40,561 --> 00:21:42,913
Please, you can't tell Emily.

490
00:21:44,022 --> 00:21:45,950
This is where you were last night?

491
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:48,375
Yeah. Playing Dungeons & Dragons.

492
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,451
It was a pretty epic campaign.

493
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,379
My mage cast an Arcane Hand spell.

494
00:21:52,404 --> 00:21:55,100
My friend Reko, who lives
here, can back me up.

495
00:21:55,252 --> 00:21:56,863
I headed home as soon
as we wrapped things up,

496
00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:58,421
which was about a quarter to 1:00.

497
00:21:58,446 --> 00:21:59,656
Well, that was right around the time

498
00:21:59,681 --> 00:22:01,298
that Marion was murdered.
Did you happen to notice

499
00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:04,791
if anyone was coming or going
from any of the apartments?

500
00:22:04,816 --> 00:22:06,108
Uh, no.

501
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:08,100
Um, I did hear something.

502
00:22:08,304 --> 00:22:10,839
- Please don't kill each other.
- Noises.

503
00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:12,530
Like a weird clanking sound.

504
00:22:12,555 --> 00:22:13,877
I didn't really think about it, though.

505
00:22:13,902 --> 00:22:14,942
I just wanted to get home.

506
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:16,812
If Emily found out I was here...

507
00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:19,592
She and Reko sort of had
a falling out last month.

508
00:22:19,617 --> 00:22:21,084
It got pretty ugly.

509
00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:24,111
- I'd rather not go into it.
- We'd rather you not go into it either.

510
00:22:24,881 --> 00:22:26,847
So Reko confirms Todd's alibi,

511
00:22:26,872 --> 00:22:28,472
but that means Emily doesn't have one.

512
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:29,893
It's like whack-a-mole.

513
00:22:29,918 --> 00:22:31,795
Classic ref, Officer Liu.

514
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,153
Also, I got to say,

515
00:22:33,178 --> 00:22:34,904
I thought turning bros and broettes onto

516
00:22:34,929 --> 00:22:37,345
a career in law enforcement
would be a hard sell.

517
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,370
I mean, you guys are the ones

518
00:22:39,395 --> 00:22:40,834
who bust up our house parties

519
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,559
and arrest us for indecent exposure.

520
00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:44,217
Hoping that last one is hypothetical.

521
00:22:44,242 --> 00:22:47,177
His point is, this job
is actually kinda rad.

522
00:22:47,202 --> 00:22:48,990
And, plus, unlike our boy Duke...

523
00:22:49,015 --> 00:22:50,787
you guys get to wear your own threads.

524
00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:52,783
Everything okay?

525
00:22:52,808 --> 00:22:53,974
Um, no.

526
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:55,936
Noelani just sent me this.

527
00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,012
Guys, seriously?

528
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:02,616
"We got our hands on the murder weapon.

529
00:23:02,641 --> 00:23:04,274
"#Five-OLife.

530
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,832
#MurderAndMayhem."

531
00:23:05,857 --> 00:23:06,857
What were the rules?

532
00:23:06,882 --> 00:23:08,115
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

533
00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:10,151
You guys said no photos or
videos of the crime scene.

534
00:23:10,176 --> 00:23:13,944
That dude's apartment is
crime-scene-adjacent at best.

535
00:23:15,371 --> 00:23:16,537
So, we good?

536
00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:22,154
Oh, it's no imposition at all, dear.

537
00:23:22,179 --> 00:23:23,840
You two go deal with your police work.

538
00:23:23,865 --> 00:23:25,064
I'll take care of the boys.

539
00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:26,342
Harsh punishment, dude.

540
00:23:26,367 --> 00:23:29,101
Who's up for a game of gin rummy?

541
00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,784
Behave yourselves, bros.

542
00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:34,677
Still a fan of Scooter and Skeez?

543
00:23:37,564 --> 00:23:40,342
Why don't you just
ease back a little bit,

544
00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:41,478
so KITT here doesn't make us.

545
00:23:41,558 --> 00:23:42,723
KITT?

546
00:23:42,748 --> 00:23:43,912
It's KITT from Knight Rider.

547
00:23:43,937 --> 00:23:45,047
You don't know what Knight Rider is?

548
00:23:45,072 --> 00:23:46,149
Of course I know what Knight Rider is.

549
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,061
I used to watch it...
I love Knight Rider.

550
00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:54,860
Here we go. Here we go.

551
00:23:57,681 --> 00:23:59,614
Well, I'd say they made us.

552
00:24:00,943 --> 00:24:03,376
- Lou, you seeing this?
- Oh, yeah.

553
00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:04,786
Yeah, that sure escalated quickly.

554
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,842
Yeah, it did. Lou, notify HPD.
We're gonna need a roadblock.

555
00:24:07,867 --> 00:24:09,233
All right, will do.

556
00:24:13,042 --> 00:24:15,076
This car's gonna
get someone else killed.

557
00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:23,868
Why? Why?

558
00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:25,292
I don't want to lose KITT.

559
00:24:25,317 --> 00:24:26,881
But KITT is a worse driver than you.

560
00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:28,505
Plus, there's a tracker in the car.

561
00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,241
I know there's a
tracker in the car, Danny,

562
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:32,616
but what if we lose the
car and the car stops

563
00:24:32,641 --> 00:24:33,983
to make another sale and the next

564
00:24:34,008 --> 00:24:35,508
customer swipes the bag? Then what?

565
00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:38,922
You're a catastrophist.

566
00:24:38,947 --> 00:24:40,514
- A catastrophist?
- Mm-hmm.

567
00:24:40,539 --> 00:24:42,016
Wow, you're really making the most

568
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:43,752
out of that "word of
the day" calendar, huh?

569
00:24:43,777 --> 00:24:46,006
It means that you expect
the worst at all times.

570
00:24:46,031 --> 00:24:47,731
I know what it means, but you're wrong.

571
00:24:47,756 --> 00:24:50,152
I plan for the worst,
and there's a difference.

572
00:24:50,177 --> 00:24:51,443
Right, and excuse me

573
00:24:51,468 --> 00:24:53,502
if I trust my eyes more
than a computer chip.

574
00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:01,850
Whoa.

575
00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:11,411
And they say self-driving
cars are safer.

576
00:25:14,488 --> 00:25:16,083
Wow.

577
00:25:18,029 --> 00:25:20,964
That's great... that's great.

578
00:25:20,989 --> 00:25:23,390
How are we supposed to get
anything off of that car now?

579
00:25:23,415 --> 00:25:25,015
Says the catastrophist.

580
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,871
Catastrophist... How is
this a good thing, Danny?

581
00:25:27,896 --> 00:25:29,600
I don't know, if we keep this up,

582
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,600
they're gonna run out of cars, right?

583
00:25:40,522 --> 00:25:43,423
- Yo, HPD recover that car?
- Yup.

584
00:25:43,448 --> 00:25:45,649
We ain't been able to get
anything off it, though.

585
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:48,939
It's weird, but when you take
a plunge off a 100-foot cliff,

586
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:52,332
all you end up with is pretty
much a self-driving pancake.

587
00:25:52,357 --> 00:25:56,079
However, the first car, the
one involved in the hit-and-run,

588
00:25:56,104 --> 00:25:58,200
well, they got a good
look under that hood,

589
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:01,084
and it seems that its operating system

590
00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,553
is some proprietary software

591
00:26:03,578 --> 00:26:06,890
that's owned by a company
called Tropovision Technologies.

592
00:26:06,915 --> 00:26:08,548
I heard of them. They
make drones, right?

593
00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:10,216
Yeah, they do, but now

594
00:26:10,241 --> 00:26:12,095
they've taken that tech and adapted it

595
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,722
to... cars you can control remotely.

596
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,401
Well, I've heard of
corporate diversification, but

597
00:26:17,425 --> 00:26:20,293
seems highly unlikely that a
fancy tech company like that

598
00:26:20,318 --> 00:26:22,939
- would get into delivering drugs.
- Right.

599
00:26:22,964 --> 00:26:24,876
So what do we think?
Somebody stole the software?

600
00:26:24,901 --> 00:26:26,700
Yeah, and we have a
pretty good idea who.

601
00:26:26,725 --> 00:26:28,287
Julia Wahea.

602
00:26:28,316 --> 00:26:30,917
Runs R&D at Tropovision.
She's some kind of

603
00:26:30,942 --> 00:26:33,243
whiz kid, basically invented
this software herself.

604
00:26:33,268 --> 00:26:35,068
- And what's the company say?
- They were unaware

605
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,520
of any breach when I called them,

606
00:26:36,544 --> 00:26:37,722
but they've since confirmed that

607
00:26:37,746 --> 00:26:39,586
an unauthorized download
of the code did occur.

608
00:26:39,648 --> 00:26:41,504
All right, so-so why
do we think it's Julia?

609
00:26:41,529 --> 00:26:43,895
Because they used her credentials
to log in and download it.

610
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,086
That's a good reason.

611
00:26:45,111 --> 00:26:46,111
Let's bring her in.

612
00:26:48,078 --> 00:26:49,745
Thank you.

613
00:26:51,698 --> 00:26:52,797
Anything?

614
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:55,071
Stop me if this sounds familiar.

615
00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:58,264
Marion had Mr. and Mrs.
Puleha's water turned off

616
00:26:58,289 --> 00:26:59,809
because she could hear Mr. Puleha

617
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:01,998
singing in the shower. You?

618
00:27:02,023 --> 00:27:04,137
About the same. Marion would steal

619
00:27:04,162 --> 00:27:06,448
Mr. Jonathon in 4C's pizza deliveries.

620
00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:08,318
I'm starting to think
this killer's gonna get off

621
00:27:08,343 --> 00:27:10,410
- on just cause.
- Officer Rey!

622
00:27:10,435 --> 00:27:12,035
Officer Liu! Up here!

623
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,793
What the hell are you doing up there?

624
00:27:13,818 --> 00:27:16,927
- You're supposed to be with Rose.
- Totes true,

625
00:27:16,952 --> 00:27:19,719
but there's something
you got to see up here.

626
00:27:19,744 --> 00:27:21,912
L-Like, now.

627
00:27:28,707 --> 00:27:30,173
This better be good.

628
00:27:30,198 --> 00:27:31,959
Oh, it is, Wonder Women.

629
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,200
Okay, let me set the scene.

630
00:27:34,225 --> 00:27:37,760
So there we were, shredding some
gin rummy with our dawg Rose,

631
00:27:37,785 --> 00:27:40,519
sipping on prune juice,
when we got to thinking,

632
00:27:40,544 --> 00:27:44,143
"How did our perp slip into
our vic's apartment on the DL?"

633
00:27:44,389 --> 00:27:47,023
And then it hit us, the
cams spec the ground,

634
00:27:47,048 --> 00:27:48,448
but there's no eyes on the roof,

635
00:27:48,826 --> 00:27:51,127
so we came up here to
investigate, and check it.

636
00:27:51,152 --> 00:27:52,285
Exhibit A.

637
00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:53,596
Fresh scrapes on the edge,

638
00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:55,342
along with some flakes of orange paint.

639
00:27:55,367 --> 00:27:59,169
And where, pray tell, did the
paint à l'orange come from?

640
00:27:59,194 --> 00:28:01,227
Behold, Exhibit B.

641
00:28:01,296 --> 00:28:02,975
A ladder.

642
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,733
An orange ladder

643
00:28:04,758 --> 00:28:07,217
and fully extendable,
long enough to make

644
00:28:07,242 --> 00:28:09,509
a bridge.

645
00:28:10,998 --> 00:28:12,242
Wow, slamming that thing down

646
00:28:12,267 --> 00:28:14,428
from one roof to another
would explain the noise

647
00:28:14,453 --> 00:28:15,819
that Todd heard when he got back.

648
00:28:15,844 --> 00:28:17,610
- Makes sense.
- Do you know what this means?

649
00:28:17,679 --> 00:28:19,312
Unfortunately. I think this means that

650
00:28:19,337 --> 00:28:22,678
our boys just figured out how
our killer dodged the cameras.

651
00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:23,881
Yeah.

652
00:28:24,505 --> 00:28:25,972
Them.

653
00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:28,698
Look, I know what you guys are thinking,

654
00:28:28,723 --> 00:28:30,003
but before you start thanking us

655
00:28:30,028 --> 00:28:32,161
for cracking this case wide open,

656
00:28:32,186 --> 00:28:34,637
let us first thank you.

657
00:28:34,662 --> 00:28:36,429
Because it turns out
being a cop isn't just

658
00:28:36,454 --> 00:28:38,620
about beating up bad guys
and driving real fast,

659
00:28:38,645 --> 00:28:40,529
it's also about personal growth.

660
00:28:41,342 --> 00:28:43,079
You can really learn
a lot about yourself.

661
00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:45,389
Just like we learned
to believe in ourselves

662
00:28:45,414 --> 00:28:47,917
and trust our "insties,"
which, as I mentioned earlier,

663
00:28:47,942 --> 00:28:50,279
is totally how we just

664
00:28:50,304 --> 00:28:52,267
cracked open this case.

665
00:28:59,098 --> 00:29:01,731
Instincts, huh? Is that what it was?

666
00:29:01,756 --> 00:29:03,810
Or was it that your stoke levels

667
00:29:03,835 --> 00:29:06,669
were getting low, so you
came up here to get blazed?

668
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,140
But you didn't realize that the
door was gonna lock behind you,

669
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,624
so as you were trying to
figure out how to get down,

670
00:29:11,649 --> 00:29:12,809
you noticed the scrape marks,

671
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,288
saw the ladder on the other roof,

672
00:29:14,313 --> 00:29:16,780
and then you somehow
managed to put it together.

673
00:29:16,805 --> 00:29:19,248
Is that what you meant by, by "insties"?

674
00:29:20,076 --> 00:29:22,375
Wow, you're good.

675
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,366
You just solved the mystery

676
00:29:24,391 --> 00:29:26,381
of us solving the mystery.

677
00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:29,649
Yeah, that's meta
crime fighting right there.

678
00:29:29,674 --> 00:29:31,441
Just when she was starting to like you.

679
00:29:31,553 --> 00:29:32,752
Total bums.

680
00:29:32,865 --> 00:29:33,797
All right,

681
00:29:33,822 --> 00:29:36,069
despite the circumstances,

682
00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:38,268
it still counts.

683
00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:42,108
I am actually impressed.

684
00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:46,314
What's happening to your face?

685
00:29:46,339 --> 00:29:48,311
Are you about to cry? Is he crying?

686
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:50,236
- I'm sorry.
- Are you crying?

687
00:29:50,261 --> 00:29:51,772
I'm just feeling super
emotional right now.

688
00:29:51,797 --> 00:29:53,201
Me, too.

689
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,409
Come on, my dude.

690
00:29:57,283 --> 00:29:58,149
Give it up.

691
00:29:58,467 --> 00:29:59,789
Does he expect me to hug him?

692
00:29:59,814 --> 00:30:01,581
- Just go for it.
- That's right.

693
00:30:02,037 --> 00:30:03,660
- Bring it in.
- Oh.

694
00:30:03,685 --> 00:30:05,852
No drug like a hug.

695
00:30:09,249 --> 00:30:12,284
Wow, yeah, that really warms my heart.

696
00:30:21,201 --> 00:30:23,936
Why would I steal code from Tropovision?

697
00:30:24,287 --> 00:30:25,915
I work for them.

698
00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:27,522
That makes no sense.

699
00:30:27,547 --> 00:30:30,831
Sensible or not, your
login and password were used

700
00:30:30,856 --> 00:30:32,322
to steal that software, Julia.

701
00:30:32,347 --> 00:30:34,501
You know what I think?
I think you're a legit

702
00:30:34,526 --> 00:30:37,794
tech genius who came up with
this amazing program, except

703
00:30:37,819 --> 00:30:39,552
this company's gonna
take all your profits.

704
00:30:39,577 --> 00:30:40,964
Yeah, meanwhile, your student loans

705
00:30:40,989 --> 00:30:42,622
are still sitting there unpaid.

706
00:30:42,690 --> 00:30:44,056
So, being the innovator you are,

707
00:30:44,081 --> 00:30:46,882
you figured you'd innovate your
way into a little side hustle.

708
00:30:46,907 --> 00:30:48,573
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, we get it.

709
00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:50,887
Come on, if I'm such a genius,

710
00:30:50,912 --> 00:30:52,119
then why would I be stupid enough

711
00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,992
to use my own login?

712
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,509
Cyber decrypted the I.P. address

713
00:31:03,534 --> 00:31:05,534
used to download that stolen code.

714
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:06,856
She's telling the truth, man.

715
00:31:06,881 --> 00:31:09,279
It wasn't her. Take a look.

716
00:31:16,803 --> 00:31:18,615
Any idea who this is?

717
00:31:21,262 --> 00:31:23,239
All right, come on, Julia, seems like

718
00:31:23,264 --> 00:31:25,698
you've been telling the truth
so far. Why start lying now?

719
00:31:31,233 --> 00:31:32,899
That's my father.

720
00:31:36,723 --> 00:31:39,124
His name's Micah Wahea.

721
00:31:39,825 --> 00:31:43,061
12 years ago, I tried
to help him get clean...

722
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,411
but he was too far gone.

723
00:31:46,878 --> 00:31:50,420
He disappeared... and I moved on.

724
00:31:51,686 --> 00:31:53,365
A few months back, he turns up,

725
00:31:54,771 --> 00:31:56,162
clean and sober.

726
00:31:58,336 --> 00:32:00,336
Wanting to make up
for all the lost years.

727
00:32:02,573 --> 00:32:04,106
I said okay.

728
00:32:05,944 --> 00:32:08,040
Guess I'm not so smart after all.

729
00:32:08,168 --> 00:32:12,222
Hey, Julia... that's your father.

730
00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:14,460
You love your father. Of course
you want to believe him.

731
00:32:15,028 --> 00:32:16,461
It's just that, um,

732
00:32:16,616 --> 00:32:18,549
sometimes what we want to believe

733
00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,537
doesn't quite line up with what's true.

734
00:32:22,116 --> 00:32:24,724
Julia, if your dad has relapsed,

735
00:32:24,836 --> 00:32:26,002
then helping us find him

736
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,335
would be the best thing
you could do for him.

737
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,484
Door.

738
00:32:43,611 --> 00:32:45,359
Micah Wahea. Five-O.

739
00:32:49,859 --> 00:32:51,961
Clear. No sign of Micah.

740
00:32:51,986 --> 00:32:54,787
And by the looks of things,
he didn't leave willingly.

741
00:32:54,812 --> 00:32:56,667
Yeah, we got a busted-in doorjamb,

742
00:32:56,692 --> 00:32:57,958
overturned furniture.

743
00:33:02,546 --> 00:33:04,148
And fresh blood.

744
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,310
Seems we're not the only ones
looking for Julia's father.

745
00:33:20,057 --> 00:33:21,038
Hey.

746
00:33:21,648 --> 00:33:23,069
So a BOLO's out on Micah.

747
00:33:23,094 --> 00:33:25,294
I just spoke to the neighbors,
and they said they heard shouting

748
00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:27,038
coming from here less than an hour ago,

749
00:33:27,063 --> 00:33:28,063
so this just happened.

750
00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:29,566
Check this out. At least a dozen photos

751
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,789
of his daughter.

752
00:33:30,814 --> 00:33:33,012
And I found a schedule
for a drug recovery group

753
00:33:33,037 --> 00:33:34,236
on his fridge.

754
00:33:34,261 --> 00:33:36,437
I mean, he seems like a
proud, sober dad to me,

755
00:33:36,462 --> 00:33:38,451
not a user taking advantage of his kid.

756
00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:39,908
Maybe Julia had it wrong.

757
00:33:39,933 --> 00:33:41,466
Well, except he did steal the code

758
00:33:41,491 --> 00:33:42,744
for the self-driving cars.

759
00:33:42,769 --> 00:33:44,870
Yeah, well, I'm thinking
whoever these dealers are,

760
00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:46,006
they strong-armed him into it.

761
00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:49,431
- Lou, what's up?
- Well, Julia has hacked

762
00:33:49,456 --> 00:33:50,719
directly into the CPU

763
00:33:50,744 --> 00:33:52,110
of one of the drug cars,

764
00:33:52,135 --> 00:33:53,434
thanks to some short cuts.

765
00:33:53,547 --> 00:33:54,547
Guess it helps

766
00:33:54,572 --> 00:33:56,638
when you write the code. Listen, man,

767
00:33:56,663 --> 00:33:57,862
these drug dealers got

768
00:33:57,887 --> 00:34:00,091
a warehouse full of these puppies.

769
00:34:00,116 --> 00:34:02,498
GPS gave us the location,
and Steve's on his way.

770
00:34:02,523 --> 00:34:04,500
Okay, send us the address,
we'll meet them there.

771
00:34:04,525 --> 00:34:05,557
Will do, hang on.

772
00:34:14,975 --> 00:34:16,375
I'm in.

773
00:34:18,671 --> 00:34:20,937
Oh, my God. They have my dad.

774
00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:22,328
Cops are on to us now,

775
00:34:22,649 --> 00:34:24,215
so I'm only going to ask you once.

776
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,273
Who did you talk to?

777
00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:32,704
- We have to do something.
- Be right back.

778
00:34:36,223 --> 00:34:38,323
Steve, they got her
old man in there, man,

779
00:34:38,348 --> 00:34:40,068
and they've been working
him over pretty good.

780
00:34:40,093 --> 00:34:41,393
You got to hurry.

781
00:34:46,694 --> 00:34:48,343
Don't want to talk, huh?

782
00:34:48,368 --> 00:34:49,301
No, no.

783
00:34:49,369 --> 00:34:50,735
Okay.

784
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,993
You know what that means.

785
00:34:52,018 --> 00:34:54,652
Please, no.

786
00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:55,743
No.

787
00:34:55,768 --> 00:34:57,534
What the hell?

788
00:35:05,419 --> 00:35:06,585
Who's controlling it?

789
00:35:08,092 --> 00:35:09,333
Disable the damn thing!

790
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,478
We got to shoot out the motor!

791
00:35:43,444 --> 00:35:45,177
I think we got it.

792
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,502
The car's dead.

793
00:35:47,527 --> 00:35:48,638
Careful, it could start up again.

794
00:36:16,122 --> 00:36:17,755
Hey, buddy, you okay?

795
00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:19,169
Mm-hmm.

796
00:36:21,231 --> 00:36:22,491
Clear.

797
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:33,915
Well done. Well done, kiddo. Well done.

798
00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:36,152
This is ridiculous. I wasn't
even on the roof last night.

799
00:36:36,176 --> 00:36:38,310
You were careful, I'll give you that.

800
00:36:38,335 --> 00:36:40,856
CSU did not find any
prints on the ladder.

801
00:36:40,881 --> 00:36:43,415
That's because I didn't use any ladder.

802
00:36:43,527 --> 00:36:44,760
So what am I doing here?

803
00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:48,053
Are you familiar with how
Wi-Fi works, Mr. Garis?

804
00:36:48,366 --> 00:36:50,198
- Of course.
- Good. Okay.

805
00:36:50,223 --> 00:36:51,489
So you know that every network

806
00:36:51,565 --> 00:36:53,332
has a very specific digital signature.

807
00:36:53,632 --> 00:36:56,415
Which means that it's
possible for us to figure out

808
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,340
who logs on at any given time.

809
00:36:58,365 --> 00:36:59,709
Do you see where I'm going with this?

810
00:36:59,733 --> 00:37:02,467
At 12:03 a.m. last night,
your cell phone connected

811
00:37:02,536 --> 00:37:03,823
to the Wi-Fi of the building

812
00:37:03,848 --> 00:37:06,882
next door, which your
company also manages.

813
00:37:06,907 --> 00:37:08,273
Then, around 15 minutes later,

814
00:37:08,298 --> 00:37:10,519
it connected to the Wi-Fi
of Marion's building.

815
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,522
At 12:48 a.m., that same sequence

816
00:37:13,547 --> 00:37:15,633
of connect and disconnect happens again,

817
00:37:15,658 --> 00:37:16,858
only this time in reverse.

818
00:37:16,883 --> 00:37:18,861
See, that seems like enough
time for you to shuttle

819
00:37:18,886 --> 00:37:20,720
back and forth across
your ladder bridge,

820
00:37:20,904 --> 00:37:23,038
with a quick pit stop to kill Marion.

821
00:37:26,002 --> 00:37:27,135
I want a lawyer.

822
00:37:27,324 --> 00:37:28,694
That's smart.

823
00:37:28,906 --> 00:37:31,373
And they're probably gonna
tell you that our Wi-Fi evidence

824
00:37:31,398 --> 00:37:33,198
is circumstantial, and they'll be right.

825
00:37:34,437 --> 00:37:36,278
But here's your problem:

826
00:37:36,507 --> 00:37:38,113
we have you on motive, too.

827
00:37:38,138 --> 00:37:40,705
Mmm. We went through Marion's e-mail.

828
00:37:41,382 --> 00:37:42,968
We know that she accused you of

829
00:37:42,993 --> 00:37:44,620
embezzling money from the building.

830
00:37:44,644 --> 00:37:46,589
You know, when you billed
the owner for repair work

831
00:37:46,613 --> 00:37:47,979
that you never performed.

832
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,525
Yeah, she's a crazy old lady
who accused a lot of people

833
00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:53,385
- of things they didn't do.
- Except in this case, she was right.

834
00:37:53,819 --> 00:37:55,520
We went through your financials, Brent.

835
00:37:55,589 --> 00:37:57,756
There seem to be several large deposits

836
00:37:57,781 --> 00:38:00,077
that coincide with work
that you billed your boss for...

837
00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:01,636
but never completed.

838
00:38:02,757 --> 00:38:05,530
You know, it's really a shame
you can't keep that money.

839
00:38:05,739 --> 00:38:07,019
Could've used it for the lawyer.

840
00:38:14,812 --> 00:38:16,207
Ladies and gentlemen,

841
00:38:16,232 --> 00:38:19,354
two legends of law enforcement, T-Bone

842
00:38:19,379 --> 00:38:21,085
and Q-Money!

843
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,260
We watched you at work.

844
00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:26,918
You guys are like artists.

845
00:38:26,943 --> 00:38:28,697
You totes nailed that douche-nozzle.

846
00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:31,409
Yeah, we, like, totes harshed his mellow

847
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,569
- until he was, uh, mellow-less.
- Stop talking.

848
00:38:34,594 --> 00:38:37,616
And, lest you forget, none
of this would've been possible

849
00:38:37,641 --> 00:38:39,808
- without us.
- Really? Because

850
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:41,444
the way that I recall
it, the only contributions

851
00:38:41,468 --> 00:38:42,734
you guys made was

852
00:38:42,759 --> 00:38:44,379
disobeying orders, getting high,

853
00:38:44,404 --> 00:38:47,413
and...

854
00:38:49,339 --> 00:38:50,905
We could not have done this without you.

855
00:38:56,991 --> 00:38:59,928
You know, I wasn't kidding
about what I said earlier.

856
00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:02,864
This whole experience
has been mad inspiring.

857
00:39:02,889 --> 00:39:05,333
In fact, if my career

858
00:39:05,358 --> 00:39:09,160
as a social media influencer
extraordinaire craps out,

859
00:39:09,229 --> 00:39:12,130
yeah, I may just give
law enforcement a try.

860
00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:13,975
No.

861
00:39:14,044 --> 00:39:15,410
No. Listen.

862
00:39:15,512 --> 00:39:19,170
As much as we would love
to have you, um, you-you

863
00:39:19,195 --> 00:39:20,348
have a gift.

864
00:39:20,373 --> 00:39:22,607
Yes. Yes.

865
00:39:23,093 --> 00:39:26,488
And you guys contribute a, a tiny amount

866
00:39:26,513 --> 00:39:28,146
- of joy to people...
- So small.

867
00:39:28,171 --> 00:39:29,171
Every day. And-and

868
00:39:29,196 --> 00:39:30,473
who are we to deny the world that?

869
00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:31,631
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

870
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,719
So true.

871
00:39:33,787 --> 00:39:35,920
I guess we all serve in our own way.

872
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,675
Plus, there's the drug testing.

873
00:39:39,297 --> 00:39:40,897
- Right.
- Hey.

874
00:39:40,922 --> 00:39:44,924
Before we go, would you guys
do us the honor of a selfie?

875
00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:47,442
- Oh. no.
- Of course.

876
00:39:47,467 --> 00:39:49,567
We really appreciate that.

877
00:39:50,882 --> 00:39:52,737
"Solved" on three. One, two, three.

878
00:39:52,806 --> 00:39:54,772
Solved.

879
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,826
Dad.

880
00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:19,210
So, uh, how's dear old Dad?

881
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,076
He's gonna be fine.

882
00:40:21,145 --> 00:40:22,911
Did he say how he happened to get

883
00:40:22,936 --> 00:40:25,203
- mixed up in all of this?
- Yeah, he did.

884
00:40:25,287 --> 00:40:27,754
Uh, Micah came out here
about six months ago.

885
00:40:27,779 --> 00:40:29,284
Wanted to reconnect with Julia,

886
00:40:29,309 --> 00:40:31,413
and he made the mistake
of bragging to some

887
00:40:31,438 --> 00:40:34,517
of his old buddies about what a
success his daughter had become.

888
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,751
And being the unscrupulous
drug dealers that they are,

889
00:40:36,783 --> 00:40:37,849
they saw an opportunity.

890
00:40:37,874 --> 00:40:39,661
Yeah, they told Micah
he had to get in there

891
00:40:39,686 --> 00:40:41,130
and steal that tech, or they were gonna

892
00:40:41,155 --> 00:40:42,621
force his daughter to give it to 'em.

893
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:43,932
He decided to keep her

894
00:40:43,957 --> 00:40:46,374
out of it, and here we are.

895
00:41:01,142 --> 00:41:03,142
_

896
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:05,167
Wow, that is awful

897
00:41:05,192 --> 00:41:07,959
and also kind of
hilarious but mostly awful.

898
00:41:07,984 --> 00:41:10,292
Yeah, I'll... we'll see
what we can do about it.

899
00:41:10,317 --> 00:41:14,352
- Okay. Bye.
- Awful and hilarious is my jam. Dish.

900
00:41:14,377 --> 00:41:16,911
That was Kamekona.
Apparently, Scooter and Skeez

901
00:41:16,936 --> 00:41:19,043
tagged the wrong shrimp
truck on their Instagram post.

902
00:41:19,068 --> 00:41:20,404
So their main competitor

903
00:41:20,429 --> 00:41:22,150
is getting all the hype.

904
00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:23,853
Oh, what else did you
expect from the brain trust?

905
00:41:23,878 --> 00:41:26,478
Yeah, they want one of us to
call them and make it right.

906
00:41:26,503 --> 00:41:28,310
- Oh, no, that's all you.
- Really?

907
00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:29,901
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding?

908
00:41:29,926 --> 00:41:31,446
I saw the way you hugged Skeez.

909
00:41:31,471 --> 00:41:32,848
I mean, you guys are practically dating.

910
00:41:32,882 --> 00:41:33,882
But...

911
00:41:37,711 --> 00:41:39,444
- Oh, hey, guys.
- Oh, hey. What's up?

912
00:41:39,512 --> 00:41:40,623
What's up? This isn't strange.

913
00:41:40,648 --> 00:41:43,148
Why, why are they staring at us?

914
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:46,094
Reigns, what are you
looking at on your phone?

915
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:47,163
What are you all laughing at?

916
00:41:47,624 --> 00:41:49,030
Guys, she said Reigns.

917
00:41:49,055 --> 00:41:51,334
She only says Reigns
when she's really angry.

918
00:41:51,359 --> 00:41:52,687
Should I be?

919
00:41:52,712 --> 00:41:55,360
You might be when you
see what we're looking at.

920
00:41:56,124 --> 00:41:57,472
The recruitment video.

921
00:41:57,497 --> 00:41:59,794
Oh, you damn right
it's the recruitment video,

922
00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:01,643
and it is a masterpiece.

923
00:42:01,668 --> 00:42:03,768
- All right, let's see it.
- Let's go.

924
00:42:03,793 --> 00:42:04,959
Hell yeah.

925
00:42:04,984 --> 00:42:06,429
- It's that good?
- Okay.

926
00:42:07,577 --> 00:42:10,475
As officers of the
Honolulu Police Department,

927
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:13,401
we get to help people every
day and effect positive change

928
00:42:13,426 --> 00:42:14,492
in our community.

929
00:42:14,517 --> 00:42:16,825
Plus the pay and benefits is pretty rad.

930
00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:18,130
So if that sounds baller to you,

931
00:42:18,155 --> 00:42:21,256
head over to JoinHonoluluPD.org

932
00:42:21,281 --> 00:42:23,782
to see how you can become
one of Honolulu's finest.

933
00:42:24,257 --> 00:42:25,834
Actually, this is not as terrible

934
00:42:25,859 --> 00:42:27,458
as I thought it was gonna be. It's fine.

935
00:42:27,483 --> 00:42:29,316
Now let's get this
scumbag off the street

936
00:42:29,341 --> 00:42:31,657
before he exposes
himself to any more nuns.

937
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,549
Wait, here comes the best part.

938
00:42:35,593 --> 00:42:38,647
Here you go, Officers.
Five-O can take it from here.

939
00:42:38,672 --> 00:42:40,661
Wait a minute, is that
supposed to be us?

940
00:42:40,686 --> 00:42:42,428
Thanks, Scooter and Skeez.

941
00:42:42,453 --> 00:42:45,387
We couldn't have solved
this case without you.

942
00:42:45,412 --> 00:42:46,412
What the hell?

943
00:42:46,437 --> 00:42:48,104
I-I did, I did not flirt like that.

944
00:42:48,129 --> 00:42:49,373
Hold on, hold on, this could be

945
00:42:49,398 --> 00:42:51,498
a good thing. What if we
get an influx of millennials

946
00:42:51,523 --> 00:42:52,689
who want to join the force?

947
00:42:52,714 --> 00:42:54,529
Oh, yeah, an army
of Scooters and Skeezes

948
00:42:54,554 --> 00:42:56,032
patrolling the streets,
keeping the Island safe.

949
00:42:56,056 --> 00:42:58,389
God help us all.

950
00:43:00,396 --> 00:43:05,396
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