1 00:00:05,018 --> 00:00:07,052 And while it is wildly unconventional, 2 00:00:07,054 --> 00:00:08,298 there's nothing in the manual 3 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:11,218 against wearing a blue polo with a blue vest. 4 00:00:11,564 --> 00:00:12,644 It ain't natural. 5 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:14,234 Okay, ten minutes is enough on this. 6 00:00:14,235 --> 00:00:16,229 We still have a lot to do for our health and safety 7 00:00:16,230 --> 00:00:17,546 inspection on Friday. 8 00:00:17,547 --> 00:00:19,285 Marcus, can you please make sure your guys 9 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,834 store all the new inventory according to code? 10 00:00:21,836 --> 00:00:24,236 Could we just have one day 11 00:00:24,238 --> 00:00:25,571 without trucks to unload? 12 00:00:25,573 --> 00:00:27,540 No... you work in a warehouse. 13 00:00:27,542 --> 00:00:29,468 I'm sorry, that's your whole job. 14 00:00:29,469 --> 00:00:31,610 - Fake apology... not accepted. - Okay, that's fine. 15 00:00:31,612 --> 00:00:33,637 Glenn, you're our emergency captain, so... 16 00:00:33,662 --> 00:00:36,004 Come on, Glenn... you, too? 17 00:00:36,005 --> 00:00:38,050 Oh, no, I just have a really bad headache. 18 00:00:38,052 --> 00:00:40,219 You know, the kind where your body tingles 19 00:00:40,221 --> 00:00:42,483 all over and your lungs shrink... 20 00:00:42,484 --> 00:00:45,391 Oh, my butt tingles when I sit for too long. 21 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:47,650 I'm thirsty. I'm gonna get some water. 22 00:00:47,651 --> 00:00:49,195 Glenn, why don't you sit down 23 00:00:49,197 --> 00:00:50,372 and someone else can get you water? 24 00:00:50,373 --> 00:00:54,006 No, Glenn, that's not... you're... that's my phone. 25 00:00:54,007 --> 00:00:55,460 Stop! Glenn, stop, please. 26 00:00:55,461 --> 00:00:57,102 What... just go on with the meeting. 27 00:00:57,135 --> 00:00:59,056 I'm just gonna have a little fall. 28 00:01:02,212 --> 00:01:07,024 credits 29 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:12,593 Glenn... are you okay? We were so worried. 30 00:01:13,263 --> 00:01:15,964 But then Earl egged Sarah's car, so a lot of people 31 00:01:15,966 --> 00:01:17,363 kind of moved over to that. 32 00:01:17,364 --> 00:01:19,130 Oh, yeah, no, I am fine. 33 00:01:19,132 --> 00:01:21,477 In fact, I'm not pre-diabetic anymore. 34 00:01:21,478 --> 00:01:23,548 You're cured? How's that possible? 35 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:24,799 Oh, no I'm not cured. 36 00:01:24,903 --> 00:01:26,903 I'm just completely diabetic now. 37 00:01:26,905 --> 00:01:29,139 I bonked out because my body thought that I had 38 00:01:29,141 --> 00:01:30,697 too much sugar in my bloodstream. 39 00:01:30,764 --> 00:01:32,185 Agree to disagree. 40 00:01:32,186 --> 00:01:34,119 But anyway, my doctor says I can manage it all 41 00:01:34,121 --> 00:01:36,378 with just a few tweaks to my lifestyle. 42 00:01:36,403 --> 00:01:37,760 Tweaks? You face plant 43 00:01:37,761 --> 00:01:40,028 in the break room and your doctor prescribes tweaks? 44 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:41,363 Not bad, huh? 45 00:01:41,365 --> 00:01:42,968 Looks like I picked the right doctor. 46 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,181 How could he not notice your patchy skin, 47 00:01:45,182 --> 00:01:47,079 your weight gain, how your breath smells 48 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,314 like a Jolly Rancher no matter what you've just eaten? 49 00:01:49,316 --> 00:01:51,249 Hey, Jerusha loves that. 50 00:01:51,251 --> 00:01:53,925 Every morning she asks me to breathe into her car. 51 00:01:53,926 --> 00:01:55,787 Okay... tweaks aren't gonna cut it. 52 00:01:55,789 --> 00:01:58,548 You need to do a complete lifestyle overhaul. 53 00:01:58,889 --> 00:02:00,525 I carried your baby for nine months and I'm not gonna let 54 00:02:00,527 --> 00:02:02,160 her get abandoned the way I did. 55 00:02:02,542 --> 00:02:03,965 It's not fun going to a baseball game 56 00:02:03,966 --> 00:02:06,108 with your principal or learning how to skip stones 57 00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:07,578 from a pamphlet you had to send away for. 58 00:02:07,579 --> 00:02:10,180 I am not going to abandon Rose. 59 00:02:10,182 --> 00:02:13,083 The Sturgises all live into their 90s. 60 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,822 We have kind of a deal... 61 00:02:16,114 --> 00:02:19,760 Anyway, I'm gonna be fine. Hey, Masoud! 62 00:02:19,761 --> 00:02:21,758 Guess who's not pre-diabetic anymore! 63 00:02:23,495 --> 00:02:25,328 So they finally got the sprinklers working 64 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:27,364 for the inspection, but I didn't get home 65 00:02:27,366 --> 00:02:29,779 until 3:00 a.m., and then Parker was awake... 66 00:02:29,839 --> 00:02:31,839 I know, I'm so sorry. I tried to put him back down, 67 00:02:31,841 --> 00:02:34,408 but I think he finds my stories too stimulating. 68 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:36,176 What is this? 69 00:02:36,646 --> 00:02:39,317 I... I asked you to put up the Halloween decorations. 70 00:02:39,356 --> 00:02:41,315 You said St. Patrick's Day. 71 00:02:42,002 --> 00:02:43,210 Oh, my God, I'm sorry guys. 72 00:02:43,211 --> 00:02:45,265 This is my bad. I'm really tired. 73 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,338 Can you please just make this into Halloween? 74 00:02:48,195 --> 00:02:49,660 Come on. 75 00:02:49,701 --> 00:02:51,362 I just got all this stuff out of storage. 76 00:02:51,363 --> 00:02:53,963 I saw a bunch of silverfish. 77 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:56,246 You need to get more sleep. 78 00:02:56,753 --> 00:02:59,930 Oh, my God, did you just come up with that all by yourself? 79 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:02,515 Are you a doctor? 'Cause I might just take a nap 80 00:03:02,662 --> 00:03:05,436 right now, Mr. Sleep Doctor. 81 00:03:05,523 --> 00:03:09,107 I know you said that with a nuclear level of sarcasm, 82 00:03:09,181 --> 00:03:11,646 but I think you could actually take a nap. 83 00:03:11,727 --> 00:03:13,287 Just in the middle of my work day? 84 00:03:13,682 --> 00:03:15,933 You're ready for the inspection tomorrow. 85 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:19,212 I can't just take a... I mean, of course I want to... 86 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,071 Oh, my God, why did you even say the word nap? 87 00:03:21,073 --> 00:03:23,940 I can now feel my whole body just shutting down. 88 00:03:24,182 --> 00:03:27,163 No... I am not gonna take a nap. I'm gonna... 89 00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:29,446 where am I going? 90 00:03:31,229 --> 00:03:33,329 I was probably going to my office. 91 00:03:33,331 --> 00:03:34,397 I'll just start there. 92 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,134 So you might be working with Dan the optometrist? 93 00:03:38,248 --> 00:03:39,327 Weird dude. 94 00:03:39,943 --> 00:03:42,608 I don't even care. They can hire me because 95 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,105 it's run by a separate company. 96 00:03:44,175 --> 00:03:45,969 Kind of like with Dolly Parton and her husband, 97 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:48,037 who live under the same roof but never talk to each other. 98 00:03:48,039 --> 00:03:50,374 - Right, like that. - But it doesn't matter. 99 00:03:50,395 --> 00:03:52,391 These interviews all go the same way anyway. 100 00:03:52,423 --> 00:03:54,578 I slay with the Q&A, it's electric... 101 00:03:54,646 --> 00:03:56,946 then they ask for my Social and I go, "I don't have one." 102 00:03:56,948 --> 00:03:59,315 Then they go, "Thanks, we'll be in touch." 103 00:03:59,794 --> 00:04:00,963 Guess if they're ever in touch, Garrett. 104 00:04:00,988 --> 00:04:02,235 It's pretty clear from the context. 105 00:04:02,290 --> 00:04:03,922 They're not! They're never in touch. 106 00:04:12,337 --> 00:04:14,837 How did Elias get locked in the storm shelter? 107 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:16,839 Uh, I think he went in there to sneak beans. 108 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:19,608 That's weird... he eats beans out in the open all the time. 109 00:04:19,610 --> 00:04:20,882 It's not even locked. 110 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,394 - It's a Nap Attack. - Welcome to the Nap Zone. 111 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:26,200 Cheyenne, we agreed on Nap Zone. 112 00:04:26,242 --> 00:04:27,626 You agreed on it. 113 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:30,197 - You guys... - Just a 15 minute power nap. 114 00:04:30,225 --> 00:04:33,313 Look, I've recreated your ideal sleep scenario. 115 00:04:33,469 --> 00:04:34,888 Okay so warm light, 116 00:04:34,951 --> 00:04:37,060 one pillow for your head, one pillow to hug. 117 00:04:37,127 --> 00:04:39,152 A laptop cued to the 11 o'clock news... 118 00:04:39,288 --> 00:04:41,855 Oh, and here's my night guard, in case you need it. 119 00:04:42,261 --> 00:04:44,312 Um... no, thank you. 120 00:04:45,788 --> 00:04:48,202 Guys... I'm the manager of the store. 121 00:04:48,203 --> 00:04:49,269 I can't take a nap. 122 00:04:49,344 --> 00:04:51,603 Oh, come on. You need to recharge a little. 123 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:53,184 You don't wanna end up collapsing 124 00:04:53,186 --> 00:04:54,818 in the store like Glenn. 125 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:57,188 Yeah, or, like, falling asleep on the toilet 126 00:04:57,190 --> 00:04:59,056 with your underwear around your ankles, 127 00:04:59,058 --> 00:05:01,358 so when we find you, it looks like you passed out 128 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,738 from pooing too hard, and then every time we look 129 00:05:03,739 --> 00:05:05,663 at you we're gonna think, "Oh, my God, that's the lady 130 00:05:05,665 --> 00:05:08,499 that pooed so hard she passed out." 131 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:09,771 Is that what you want? 132 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:14,211 No, I... I honestly can't say that I want any of that. 133 00:05:14,212 --> 00:05:15,839 Mm-hmm. 134 00:05:16,284 --> 00:05:17,630 I really do need it. 135 00:05:18,177 --> 00:05:20,477 - Okay, I'm gonna take a nap. - Yes! 136 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:22,263 Yes! You just got nap trapped. 137 00:05:22,264 --> 00:05:24,271 In... in the Nap Zone, right. Yeah. 138 00:05:28,754 --> 00:05:31,755 What the... Hey! 139 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:33,881 Grilled chicken is on the list of approved 140 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:35,226 foods from my doctor! 141 00:05:35,228 --> 00:05:37,061 The doctor that probably gets free vacations 142 00:05:37,063 --> 00:05:38,562 courtesy of Big Chicken. 143 00:05:38,564 --> 00:05:40,064 You're a vegan now. 144 00:05:40,566 --> 00:05:42,193 I got you a kale salad from the café. 145 00:05:42,235 --> 00:05:44,970 Dina, look, I appreciate your concern, 146 00:05:45,005 --> 00:05:47,066 but I can take care of my own health. 147 00:06:00,346 --> 00:06:01,487 There. Good as new. 148 00:06:03,164 --> 00:06:05,597 Well you're clearly qualified and I've always thought 149 00:06:05,638 --> 00:06:07,321 you were one of the coolest guys here. 150 00:06:07,441 --> 00:06:09,208 You waved at me once, do you remember? 151 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,846 Yes, of course. Yeah. 152 00:06:12,519 --> 00:06:15,286 I was like... and you were like... 153 00:06:15,382 --> 00:06:17,516 Yeah, exactly. Yes, right. 154 00:06:17,727 --> 00:06:18,804 Well, anyway. 155 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,768 You got the job. Can you start today? 156 00:06:20,769 --> 00:06:23,003 Yes, definitely! I'd love to. 157 00:06:23,005 --> 00:06:24,504 Great, I'll show you the ropes. 158 00:06:25,422 --> 00:06:27,319 Oh, my God... that's just a figure of speech, 159 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:29,219 you know that, right? There's no ropes. 160 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:30,370 Got that. 161 00:06:30,612 --> 00:06:32,550 Uh, don't you need my info, though? 162 00:06:32,714 --> 00:06:34,914 Oh, whoops! How silly of me. 163 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:37,284 I completely forgot to do any sort of paperwork. 164 00:06:38,423 --> 00:06:39,750 I didn't really forget. 165 00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:41,576 It's because you're undocumented. 166 00:06:42,594 --> 00:06:43,659 Oh. 167 00:06:44,929 --> 00:06:45,999 So, you know. 168 00:06:46,187 --> 00:06:47,187 Know what? 169 00:06:48,343 --> 00:06:49,863 Did you see the... the wink I did? 170 00:06:49,865 --> 00:06:52,698 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 171 00:06:53,405 --> 00:06:55,264 You really are doing a great thing for me. 172 00:06:55,265 --> 00:06:57,940 I know. I read this thing online 173 00:06:57,941 --> 00:07:01,005 about "white savior complex," and I guess that's me. 174 00:07:01,745 --> 00:07:03,545 - Did you read the whole thing? - Wow. 175 00:07:03,547 --> 00:07:06,585 Dan, the White Savior. Wow. 176 00:07:07,618 --> 00:07:09,029 Wow, yeah. 177 00:07:09,519 --> 00:07:11,987 - Amy... time to wake-y. - Hey, hey, hey. 178 00:07:11,989 --> 00:07:15,268 She really needs this and we can cover for her, right? 179 00:07:15,692 --> 00:07:17,359 Plus, you know, waking someone up in the middle 180 00:07:17,361 --> 00:07:19,412 of a REM cycle can be very jarring. 181 00:07:19,619 --> 00:07:20,629 I get it. 182 00:07:20,631 --> 00:07:22,631 Bo's the same way with his soup. 183 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:25,083 He's always like, "I gotta finish this round of soup!" 184 00:07:25,908 --> 00:07:27,775 Yeah, yeah. It's the same thing. 185 00:07:38,903 --> 00:07:41,204 - Pretty good, right? - I don't know... 186 00:07:41,486 --> 00:07:43,840 I'm not sure how often Amy stands motionless 187 00:07:43,842 --> 00:07:45,509 with her face against the door. 188 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:47,209 - Oh. - No, no, no, no. 189 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:49,877 - Amy Sosa speaking. - What are you doing? 190 00:07:49,878 --> 00:07:52,282 - Absolutely. - Is Amy in? 191 00:07:52,284 --> 00:07:54,117 Uh, yes, she just stepped out. 192 00:07:54,119 --> 00:07:55,552 Tell them you'll call them back. 193 00:07:55,554 --> 00:07:57,187 She wanted me to put in a display for some 194 00:07:57,189 --> 00:07:58,855 of our new hot sauces. Just need you to sign here. 195 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:01,058 I have you on speakerphone in my Volvo. 196 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,559 Just anything... an X, a scribble... 197 00:08:02,561 --> 00:08:04,099 Uh, yeah. There you go. 198 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,596 Oh, stock market? A lot going on there. 199 00:08:06,598 --> 00:08:09,099 - Hang up the phone. - Oh, hey. 200 00:08:09,101 --> 00:08:10,867 I just need the keys to the storm shelter. 201 00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:13,036 I like to call Jerry from somewhere private. 202 00:08:13,038 --> 00:08:15,605 Our conversations can get a little NSFW. 203 00:08:15,607 --> 00:08:18,857 Uh... no, you can't... you can't do that. 204 00:08:18,938 --> 00:08:22,546 First, it's still W and second, you can't go 205 00:08:22,548 --> 00:08:25,615 to the storm shelter because there's a surprise there. 206 00:08:25,617 --> 00:08:28,952 - Oh, my God, is it a puppy? - Uh, yes, it's that. 207 00:08:28,954 --> 00:08:31,690 Uh, Amy got a puppy for the store and it's sleeping, 208 00:08:31,784 --> 00:08:32,989 so you can't go in there. 209 00:08:32,991 --> 00:08:34,955 Aw, it'll be so cute! 210 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:39,456 I make $109,000 a year. 211 00:08:39,565 --> 00:08:41,898 It is. It's a thrill. 212 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,067 So I'm thinking of moving some of these 213 00:08:44,069 --> 00:08:45,469 uglier frames to the back. 214 00:08:45,471 --> 00:08:47,804 Wait, those look like my frames. 215 00:08:48,457 --> 00:08:49,473 Are these ugly? 216 00:08:49,681 --> 00:08:52,217 No... I just meant they were, um... 217 00:08:52,644 --> 00:08:55,087 have you ever thought about something like these? 218 00:08:55,314 --> 00:08:57,481 I really don't think about my appearance that much. 219 00:08:57,483 --> 00:08:59,946 I kind of let my personality speak for itself. 220 00:09:01,253 --> 00:09:02,503 You should try these on. 221 00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:08,804 Wow. 222 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:10,427 Hey... 223 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:12,496 do something else on me. 224 00:09:12,671 --> 00:09:14,679 Well, we could loosen you up a bit. 225 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,868 - All right. - Okay... 226 00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:19,373 There you go. 227 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,939 Hey... man. 228 00:09:23,274 --> 00:09:24,799 Hello, Nate Silver. 229 00:09:26,445 --> 00:09:29,346 It's the best! I'm not just Dan's assistant, 230 00:09:29,348 --> 00:09:31,181 I'm also his personal stylist. 231 00:09:31,183 --> 00:09:32,867 We spent lunch shopping for him. 232 00:09:32,868 --> 00:09:35,936 So you have two jobs, one paycheck, and no lunch. 233 00:09:35,938 --> 00:09:37,671 You're missing the point, okay? 234 00:09:37,673 --> 00:09:40,274 Dan is the only person here who appreciates the wisdom 235 00:09:40,276 --> 00:09:42,376 - I have to offer. - Oh, really, yeah? 236 00:09:42,378 --> 00:09:44,612 What... what wisdom is it that I'm missing out on? 237 00:09:44,614 --> 00:09:47,348 Well, you dress like a kid from a cereal commercial 238 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:49,717 and you put way too much energy into the shoe thing. 239 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,186 But I guess at least you figured out the beard trick. 240 00:09:52,188 --> 00:09:54,646 - Beard trick? - I just mean how you use it 241 00:09:54,647 --> 00:09:55,882 to hide your weak chin. 242 00:09:55,883 --> 00:09:58,950 No, I don't have a weak chin. I just like having a beard. 243 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:01,808 Sorry, Garrett... looks like our chin secret's out. 244 00:10:02,254 --> 00:10:04,615 No, we don't share a chin secret. 245 00:10:05,423 --> 00:10:07,430 Excuse me. I'm not the kind of person 246 00:10:07,431 --> 00:10:09,631 who likes to complain and I am not the kind of person 247 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:12,514 who's easily offended, but I have a complaint 248 00:10:12,548 --> 00:10:14,102 about that display. 249 00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:15,700 It's offensive. 250 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,927 I'm sorry, what display? 251 00:10:18,135 --> 00:10:20,200 Fire in the hole! 252 00:10:20,882 --> 00:10:23,916 I can see how it might not be for everyone. 253 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:27,307 Oh, my gosh, that vendor is always trying 254 00:10:27,354 --> 00:10:28,788 to push that hot sauce on us. 255 00:10:28,789 --> 00:10:30,352 Can't believe Amy fell for it. 256 00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:33,245 Yeah, she really dropped the ball. 257 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,418 Mateo, you have changed my life. 258 00:10:36,419 --> 00:10:37,935 You're a genius. 259 00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:41,122 Well, I wouldn't say genius. Style icon, maybe. 260 00:10:41,124 --> 00:10:42,327 Social influencer? 261 00:10:42,329 --> 00:10:43,780 I mean, yeah, at the very least. 262 00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:47,996 Oh, it's my wife. She's making salmon tonight. 263 00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:49,505 Ah, it's so dry. 264 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:54,489 Hang on... you always know what to do and say. 265 00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:56,201 Maybe you could call her for me 266 00:10:56,202 --> 00:10:57,980 and let her know I hate her salmon. 267 00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,800 Uh... yeah, I could... I could do that. 268 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,376 I'm sorry, um... I just... 269 00:11:04,743 --> 00:11:06,944 technically I don't think it's part of my job. 270 00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:09,140 Well, technically... 271 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,058 you probably shouldn't even have the job, you know, 272 00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:13,705 'cause the whole undocumented thing, so... 273 00:11:13,766 --> 00:11:15,583 we're kind of off the map here, huh? 274 00:11:16,145 --> 00:11:17,511 We're helping each other out. 275 00:11:17,513 --> 00:11:19,479 Doing each other a couple of solids. 276 00:11:19,481 --> 00:11:21,014 Two guys, two solids. 277 00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:23,625 And... there we go. 278 00:11:26,722 --> 00:11:29,920 Hi, this is Mateo. I... I work with your husband. 279 00:11:32,184 --> 00:11:34,639 Um... what's for dinner? 280 00:11:34,712 --> 00:11:36,883 That's perfect... that's perfect. 281 00:11:38,023 --> 00:11:40,209 So first you say Glenn is needed in Housewares, 282 00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:42,010 then Softlines, then the Garden Center. 283 00:11:42,012 --> 00:11:43,478 Shorter intervals each time. 284 00:11:43,894 --> 00:11:44,939 I'm trying to get him in shape because... 285 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,894 Got it, messing with Glenn. I don't care why. 286 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:48,384 Uh, while I have you here... 287 00:11:48,465 --> 00:11:50,965 you don't think I have a weak chin, do you? 288 00:11:51,297 --> 00:11:54,204 No... I assume you have no chin, hence the beard. 289 00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:55,900 No, no, no. I have a chin. 290 00:11:56,135 --> 00:11:57,448 You can come feel it. 291 00:11:58,104 --> 00:12:00,575 I can't believe Amy would approve something like this. 292 00:12:00,576 --> 00:12:02,273 I think she did, though. I think she signed 293 00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:03,416 for it in her office. 294 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:06,633 So we need to take this thing down and cover butthole 295 00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:08,653 on every single bottle so we can re-shelve them? 296 00:12:08,888 --> 00:12:10,220 That's a lot of buttholes, Jonah. 297 00:12:10,221 --> 00:12:12,513 I know, Sayid. It's a ton of buttholes, 298 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,481 but Amy said that the store 299 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,850 is responsible for the product, now, so... 300 00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:18,196 - Where is Amy, anyway? - She's busy. 301 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,663 She's very, very busy. 302 00:12:19,751 --> 00:12:21,834 Mm-hmm, yeah. Awake and busy. 303 00:12:24,683 --> 00:12:25,849 Is Amy sleeping? 304 00:12:26,224 --> 00:12:29,633 No. 305 00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:33,644 What are you even saying right now? 306 00:12:33,646 --> 00:12:35,904 That is so random. 307 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:38,010 - She is... she's sleeping. - Guys, okay, look. 308 00:12:38,011 --> 00:12:39,710 She's been working very hard. 309 00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:41,963 Unlike us? I haven't stopped working 310 00:12:41,964 --> 00:12:43,214 since my shift started. 311 00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:45,207 Yeah, that's... that's kind of the deal. 312 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,150 You guys, I found one more butthole. 313 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:48,376 It's Amy. 314 00:12:48,391 --> 00:12:51,437 This is going so bad. 315 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,505 Look, guys, I'm sorry. I... it was supposed 316 00:12:57,506 --> 00:12:58,825 to be a really quick, 317 00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:01,036 15 minute power nap. 318 00:13:01,303 --> 00:13:04,838 But my alarm decided it knew better than me, 319 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,374 and let me sleep for four hours. 320 00:13:07,376 --> 00:13:09,943 It sounds like your alarm just wanted you to have 321 00:13:09,945 --> 00:13:11,227 a little self care, you know? 322 00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:15,185 Well, I think self care means the self is doing the care. 323 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,291 She's been up late all week with this inspection 324 00:13:18,354 --> 00:13:20,606 and Parker's been a little difficult lately, so... 325 00:13:20,727 --> 00:13:22,259 Amy's not the only one 326 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,834 - with kids here. - Marcus, you don't have kids. 327 00:13:23,835 --> 00:13:25,601 No, but Janet does. 328 00:13:25,603 --> 00:13:27,937 And one of these days, she's gonna let me watch them. 329 00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:30,439 - No, I'm not. - What about non-parents? 330 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:33,109 We need self care, too. I've been working so hard 331 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:35,427 I've barely had time to get frozen custard. 332 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,267 I had to Postmates it. 333 00:13:37,268 --> 00:13:39,570 Look, guys... can we just please 334 00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:41,585 move past this and get back to work? 335 00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:45,221 Oh, so we have to work while you lie on a diamond bed 336 00:13:45,223 --> 00:13:47,144 and have unicorns feed you grapes? 337 00:13:47,145 --> 00:13:50,173 Yeah, if you can do self care at work, why can't we? 338 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:51,512 Fine... you know what, 339 00:13:51,513 --> 00:13:55,038 if you feel like you need some self care, 340 00:13:55,039 --> 00:13:57,770 then you should take a break every now and then. 341 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,737 Fine, we're doing it right now. 342 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,840 I'm gonna self care so hard. Come on. 343 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,943 Right now is probably not the best... 344 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,504 'cause we have an inspection... 345 00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:08,939 I think we'll all feel better once we cuddle with the puppy. 346 00:14:09,613 --> 00:14:13,198 Oh, Sandra... there is no puppy. 347 00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:16,000 You [bleep] us, Amy! 348 00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:21,107 Wow, this guy's got you shopping for his wife now? 349 00:14:21,108 --> 00:14:22,841 Okay, look. In my situation 350 00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:26,077 you gotta do what you gotta do. Okay, and sometimes that means 351 00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:28,786 buying shorts for a woman who gave me no information 352 00:14:28,787 --> 00:14:30,689 about her body type other than it was quote, 353 00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:32,704 "James Corden in 'Cats.'" 354 00:14:32,853 --> 00:14:35,085 Buddy, I think you're working too hard. 355 00:14:35,321 --> 00:14:37,131 Maybe you should start messing things up and Dan 356 00:14:37,132 --> 00:14:38,831 will stop asking you to do stuff. 357 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,729 You don't get it, okay? 358 00:14:42,018 --> 00:14:44,017 - Why are you covering your chin? - I'm not. 359 00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:45,819 I'm just... I'm thinking, dude. 360 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:47,487 I'm thinking about your problem. 361 00:14:48,523 --> 00:14:51,421 Quite the conundrum, indeed. 362 00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:01,909 Attention Cloud Nine team members, 363 00:15:01,961 --> 00:15:03,739 we need associates on checkouts 364 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,646 two, three, and four. 365 00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:08,326 If anybody out there feels like they've made their point, 366 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,039 could you please get back to work? 367 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,059 Thank you. 368 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,427 Hey, Amy, this is Wendell, 369 00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:15,955 who you spoke with over the phone? 370 00:15:16,204 --> 00:15:18,552 Remember, when you were being super professional 371 00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:20,737 and you agreed to move the health and safety 372 00:15:20,738 --> 00:15:22,271 inspection to today? 373 00:15:23,374 --> 00:15:27,175 Yes, hi... how could I forget? 374 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:28,682 Uh, Wendell, 375 00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:31,718 so nice to put a face to such a familiar voice. 376 00:15:31,939 --> 00:15:34,353 Maybe we could start in the café. 377 00:15:35,604 --> 00:15:38,281 Um... no, no, not the café. 378 00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:42,107 Why don't we start somewhere else, like, um... not jewelry. 379 00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:43,890 The... let's start in the parking lot. 380 00:15:44,531 --> 00:15:45,844 Yeah, this way. 381 00:15:48,351 --> 00:15:51,419 I just found baby carrots in my pockets. 382 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:53,221 Weird... might as well eat 'em. 383 00:15:53,223 --> 00:15:56,058 Dina, I know what you're doing and this has 384 00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:58,292 nothing to do with my diabetes. 385 00:15:58,294 --> 00:16:01,344 It's about your unresolved feelings toward your father. 386 00:16:02,132 --> 00:16:04,632 Which is why I did a little research 387 00:16:04,943 --> 00:16:08,070 and I tracked down somebody special. 388 00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:11,164 Glenn... 389 00:16:11,524 --> 00:16:12,740 Hang on a second. 390 00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:14,718 He's almost here. 391 00:16:16,598 --> 00:16:19,551 - Oh, no. - Oh, hey there, Dina. 392 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,199 It's me, your dad. 393 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,218 Mr. Foxx. 394 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:25,953 - Glenn. - Glenn Foxx. 395 00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:27,922 That wasn't his name. I'm stopping you 396 00:16:27,924 --> 00:16:29,822 because this is dumb. 397 00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:32,326 Come on, Dina. Isn't there anything 398 00:16:32,328 --> 00:16:34,722 you wanna say to me? Your... your dad? 399 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:39,931 I guess I've always wished that you'd been around 400 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,299 to teach me how to ride a bike. 401 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,383 Great. 402 00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:45,252 Well, maybe I can help you get some closure there. 403 00:16:46,685 --> 00:16:49,052 Okay, yeah. That would be nice. 404 00:16:50,317 --> 00:16:52,685 How is this teaching you to ride a bike? 405 00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,640 Oh, I'm a visual learner. 406 00:16:56,910 --> 00:17:01,413 As you can see, a very healthy, very safe 407 00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:03,167 Housewares section. 408 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:06,674 So, should we head over to Sporting Goods? 409 00:17:07,575 --> 00:17:09,223 - Sporting Goods. - Great. 410 00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:11,745 So, again, we're on our way to Sporting Goods. 411 00:17:11,746 --> 00:17:13,666 - Go, go, go, go. - Sporting Goods. 412 00:17:15,544 --> 00:17:18,918 Carol is whole. Carol is beautiful. 413 00:17:19,844 --> 00:17:20,853 Carol is... 414 00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:23,556 The inspector came early! You can't have candles in here. 415 00:17:23,558 --> 00:17:26,192 Okay! Where am I supposed to put them? 416 00:17:26,194 --> 00:17:28,027 Who cares? Just get it out of here. 417 00:17:28,029 --> 00:17:31,030 - Come on, come on. - I'm going, I'm going. 418 00:17:35,002 --> 00:17:37,812 - Wow, nice work. - Hmm? 419 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,373 Uh... nice work, you... 420 00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:44,260 inspecting the hell out of this store. 421 00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:47,060 - Hot towel? - You guys need to clean 422 00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:48,761 all of this up. Amy's on her way with... 423 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,787 So you wanna see Grocery instead of Furniture? 424 00:17:54,735 --> 00:17:57,403 Are you sure you don't wanna see Furniture first? 425 00:17:57,405 --> 00:17:59,305 It really sets the context for Grocery... 426 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,279 Fire in the hole. 427 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,313 Okay, that... that was not on fire when I approved it. 428 00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:16,032 I'll start with the positives. 429 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,456 Most of your store was not on fire. 430 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:21,237 Unfortunately, the part that was on fire 431 00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:23,373 knocked your score down to a 65. 432 00:18:23,408 --> 00:18:24,880 Oh, my God. 433 00:18:25,369 --> 00:18:27,136 Look, Wendell, could we maybe 434 00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:29,005 just, please, schedule a do-over? 435 00:18:29,314 --> 00:18:30,947 Oh, no, no, no, no. You passed. 436 00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:32,560 You only needed a 60. 437 00:18:32,562 --> 00:18:33,673 - What? - We passed? 438 00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:35,473 Did you see all the raccoons out... 439 00:18:35,509 --> 00:18:37,609 Cheyenne, stop trying to help. 440 00:18:38,139 --> 00:18:39,576 I use mine all the time. 441 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,588 Soups, stews... pretty much any wet food. 442 00:18:42,735 --> 00:18:45,086 Okay, great, and what is the return policy? 443 00:18:45,653 --> 00:18:48,320 And this is a linen blend, so it should have that 444 00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,478 "boardroom to boardwalk" feel she wanted. 445 00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:53,671 Thank you, Mateo. Her legs really need the win. 446 00:18:54,454 --> 00:18:56,657 By the way, you know, you really got in her head 447 00:18:56,658 --> 00:18:58,068 about the salmon thing, 448 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,360 so I was thinking it might just be easier if you 449 00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:02,340 came over and cooked dinner for us tonight. 450 00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:04,770 Oh... 451 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:06,449 uh... 452 00:19:11,447 --> 00:19:12,993 Whoops! I'm so clumsy. 453 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,619 God, you probably can't even trust me with dinner. 454 00:19:15,661 --> 00:19:17,137 I would just drop it all over the floor. 455 00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:19,476 Relax, it's fine. I mean, what am I gonna do? 456 00:19:19,644 --> 00:19:22,412 Ask someone else? I mean, someone documented 457 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:24,440 probably wouldn't do any of this stuff anyway, right? 458 00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:25,979 I guess not. 459 00:19:26,129 --> 00:19:27,798 So, anyway... toward the end of dinner, 460 00:19:27,836 --> 00:19:29,935 I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then you can tell Donna 461 00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:31,576 I'm not ready to have kids. 462 00:19:31,764 --> 00:19:35,005 What? I'm supposed to tell your wife that? Absolutely not. 463 00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:36,935 Huh? 464 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,342 My job is not to fix your life, okay? 465 00:19:39,397 --> 00:19:41,029 It's to work in the Vision Center. 466 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,680 And maybe the fun fashion stuff, but that's it. 467 00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:49,129 Mateo, you're right. 468 00:19:49,735 --> 00:19:51,352 I've been exploiting you. 469 00:19:52,445 --> 00:19:54,620 I wasn't meaning to, but you... you're just so cool 470 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:58,304 and you know so much and I thought it was just, you know, 471 00:19:58,402 --> 00:20:00,210 a standard exchange of solids. 472 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,206 God, I feel like a terrible person. 473 00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:05,690 - Well, I wouldn't say that you're... - No, I am. 474 00:20:06,612 --> 00:20:08,998 Now let's put our heads together and figure out 475 00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:10,953 how you're gonna make me a better one. 476 00:20:13,874 --> 00:20:14,926 Fine, Dina. 477 00:20:15,621 --> 00:20:17,188 You know what? Here. 478 00:20:19,713 --> 00:20:21,379 Is that what you wanted? Hmm? 479 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,317 I'll eat your stupid kale. 480 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,639 You know what, Glenn? I don't care. 481 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,559 I'll just go back to waiting for you to die. 482 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,475 Congratulations, Rose! Welcome to the Bad Dad club. 483 00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:33,710 I am not a bad dad. I am a great dad! 484 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:38,346 There, you happy? 485 00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:44,502 Is it all gone? 486 00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:48,219 Your mouth is entirely full of kale. 487 00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:55,893 So Dan the Optometrist, he seems charming? 488 00:20:56,015 --> 00:20:58,274 He's a giant weirdo, but the Vision Center's 489 00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:00,704 not too busy and the WiFi in that corner is super fast. 490 00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:02,840 - Good night, guys. - Holy... 491 00:21:03,592 --> 00:21:05,191 - Whoa. - Yeah, I shaved. 492 00:21:05,216 --> 00:21:07,590 - At work? - Had to do it to 'em. 493 00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:09,711 Some people were doubting my chin. 494 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:12,555 Well... you showed them. 495 00:21:13,911 --> 00:21:16,714 Hey, man, I can cover for you till it grows back, 496 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,054 - if you want. - Yeah, I appreciate that. 497 00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:19,716 Should be about a week and a half. 498 00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:28,372 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com