1 00:00:01,140 --> 00:00:02,960 Okay, come on, kids. You're late for school. 2 00:00:02,963 --> 00:00:05,515 Oh, my goodness, it's First Second First Day. 3 00:00:05,518 --> 00:00:07,821 First day of school, it's your second year at the same school, 4 00:00:07,823 --> 00:00:09,690 first time that's happened... First Second First Day. 5 00:00:09,692 --> 00:00:11,425 First... second... 6 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,093 Ray, you're supposed to be the smart one. 7 00:00:13,095 --> 00:00:14,261 Pretend to get it. 8 00:00:14,263 --> 00:00:15,663 Oh, yeah, it's great. 9 00:00:15,665 --> 00:00:16,930 Okay, I am not trying to be rude, 10 00:00:16,932 --> 00:00:18,332 but everybody shut up and go to school. 11 00:00:18,334 --> 00:00:19,767 Dylan, you're gonna need your backpack. 12 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:21,735 Oh, yeah. Where is that idiot? 13 00:00:21,737 --> 00:00:22,870 JJ, you ready? 14 00:00:22,872 --> 00:00:26,170 No. We're having a bit of a sartorial standoff. 15 00:00:26,976 --> 00:00:29,743 We can't both wear heather-gray polos and khakis. 16 00:00:29,745 --> 00:00:31,745 We'll look like we're signing people up for credit cards! 17 00:00:31,747 --> 00:00:34,014 JJ, could you please go change... quickly. 18 00:00:34,016 --> 00:00:35,816 - Why the rush, Dad? - Glad you asked. 19 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:38,285 I have waited three months for the house to be empty, 20 00:00:38,287 --> 00:00:39,987 and it is finally here. 21 00:00:39,989 --> 00:00:42,656 Today, I am taking an uninterrupted shower. 22 00:00:42,658 --> 00:00:45,025 No more stopping because somebody needs to pee 23 00:00:45,027 --> 00:00:46,393 or we ran out of hot water 24 00:00:46,395 --> 00:00:48,495 or someone let an opossum into the house. 25 00:00:48,497 --> 00:00:50,464 I let a raccoon in the house. 26 00:00:50,466 --> 00:00:52,366 The possum was his loser friend. 27 00:00:52,368 --> 00:00:54,601 I'm just as eager to get out of here as you are. 28 00:00:54,603 --> 00:00:57,271 I've got the ultimate in bragging rights... 29 00:00:57,273 --> 00:00:59,807 A girlfriend who goes to another school. 30 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,709 Darling, that's true, but, famously, 31 00:01:01,711 --> 00:01:03,310 that is a thing nobody believes. 32 00:01:03,312 --> 00:01:04,511 I know no one believes someone 33 00:01:04,513 --> 00:01:05,879 when they say they have a girlfriend 34 00:01:05,881 --> 00:01:08,348 that goes to another school, but not this time. 35 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:10,884 I'm Taylor Marriman, Ray DiMeo's girlfriend. 36 00:01:10,886 --> 00:01:13,754 And here's today's newspaper so you know it's real! 37 00:01:13,756 --> 00:01:14,888 - Boom! - Perfect. 38 00:01:14,890 --> 00:01:17,024 That hostage-style video is gonna fix everything. 39 00:01:17,026 --> 00:01:18,992 In the car! Got to shower! 40 00:01:18,994 --> 00:01:21,628 There we go... Two completely different shirts. 41 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:22,796 Perfect. 42 00:01:22,798 --> 00:01:24,131 What? 43 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:26,533 I'd like our outfits to be telling some kind of story. 44 00:01:26,535 --> 00:01:27,668 Get... Get out of my house. 45 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,002 Dylan, where are we on the backpack? 46 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:31,264 Where was the last place I had it? 47 00:01:32,408 --> 00:01:34,174 "Suck it, school! 48 00:01:34,176 --> 00:01:35,309 Summertime!" 49 00:01:36,278 --> 00:01:38,645 It was here the whole time! All right! 50 00:01:38,647 --> 00:01:41,849 And my bagel's still here. 51 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:44,118 Best First Second First Day ever! 52 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,853 - Do you understand it? - No. 53 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:49,857 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 54 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:52,392 Mrs. DiMeo! How was your summer? 55 00:01:52,394 --> 00:01:54,027 It was lovely, thank you. How was yours? 56 00:01:54,029 --> 00:01:55,429 Deeply weird. 57 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,700 But anyway, please follow me. 58 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,068 I'd like to show you something. 59 00:02:02,671 --> 00:02:04,811 Presenting... 60 00:02:04,814 --> 00:02:05,873 - Oh! - Ow! 61 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,741 Our newest students! 62 00:02:07,743 --> 00:02:08,976 Gosh, I'm all for showmanship, 63 00:02:08,978 --> 00:02:10,744 but how long were you sitting in the dark? 64 00:02:10,746 --> 00:02:12,246 - Oh, not long. - 20 minutes. 65 00:02:12,248 --> 00:02:14,915 These lovely young people are registered to start next week, 66 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,217 and it is all thanks to you. 67 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:19,319 We were all at the Special Education Panel 68 00:02:19,321 --> 00:02:20,750 you spoke at in July. 69 00:02:20,753 --> 00:02:22,189 You gave such a strong endorsement 70 00:02:22,191 --> 00:02:23,924 of Lafayette's disability program, 71 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:25,826 we followed your lead and transferred. 72 00:02:25,828 --> 00:02:26,894 - Aww. - Amazing! 73 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,028 You spoke at the panel? 74 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:29,897 I thought you were just in the audience. 75 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,932 Well, no, I was, but then they realized 76 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,767 I had an enormous amount to offer, 77 00:02:33,769 --> 00:02:36,069 and so they invited me onstage. 78 00:02:36,071 --> 00:02:37,604 Hello. Maya DiMeo. 79 00:02:37,606 --> 00:02:40,240 How can we as parents best advocate 80 00:02:40,242 --> 00:02:42,042 for our children's needs? 81 00:02:42,044 --> 00:02:43,744 - Well, I think as parents... - If I may. 82 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:46,547 Thank you so much. Thank you. 83 00:02:46,549 --> 00:02:50,184 As I like to say, it's the school that teaches the child, 84 00:02:50,186 --> 00:02:52,986 but it's the parents who teach the school. 85 00:02:52,988 --> 00:02:54,788 Now, what do I mean by that? 86 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:57,024 Your advice was just so spot-on. 87 00:02:57,026 --> 00:02:58,826 Ohh, you noticed that. 88 00:02:58,828 --> 00:03:00,272 And delivered so loudly. 89 00:03:00,275 --> 00:03:01,562 Thank you. 90 00:03:01,564 --> 00:03:03,163 We just can't wait to pick your brain some more 91 00:03:03,165 --> 00:03:04,631 about our new school. 92 00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:06,300 That is an excellent idea. 93 00:03:06,302 --> 00:03:08,435 Oh, my goodness. Wisdom. Ding. Ding. 94 00:03:08,437 --> 00:03:09,837 Prepared to be imparted. 95 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:11,872 Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! 96 00:03:11,874 --> 00:03:13,073 There's enough for everyone. 97 00:03:13,075 --> 00:03:15,142 I always feared this day would come. 98 00:03:15,144 --> 00:03:16,743 She's being validated. 99 00:03:16,745 --> 00:03:18,245 Run! 100 00:03:18,247 --> 00:03:20,180 There she is. 101 00:03:20,182 --> 00:03:23,217 Dylan DiMeo, meet Leah Roberts. 102 00:03:23,219 --> 00:03:24,218 Hi. 103 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:26,019 This is Leah's first day at Lafayette, 104 00:03:26,021 --> 00:03:28,388 and we thought, since you got the tour last year, 105 00:03:28,390 --> 00:03:31,191 we'd do a fun switcheroo and have you show Leah around! 106 00:03:31,193 --> 00:03:32,159 Sounds fun. 107 00:03:32,161 --> 00:03:34,228 Have you shown her the library? 108 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:35,562 Well, that's not the library. 109 00:03:35,564 --> 00:03:36,964 Oh. 110 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,171 Okay. 111 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,362 So, that is not the library. 112 00:03:40,365 --> 00:03:41,935 Maybe we should start off downstairs. 113 00:03:41,937 --> 00:03:44,471 Oh, there is no downstairs. 114 00:03:44,473 --> 00:03:46,740 W-What did you think was downstairs? 115 00:03:46,742 --> 00:03:49,076 The Trogett Center for Media and the Humanities? 116 00:03:49,078 --> 00:03:50,944 Yeah, but there is n... 117 00:03:50,946 --> 00:03:53,046 And that's just so specific. 118 00:03:53,048 --> 00:03:55,282 Okay, you know what? Maybe I should find another student. 119 00:03:55,284 --> 00:03:56,683 Nah, I'll bang it out. 120 00:03:56,685 --> 00:03:58,785 Bumpy takeoff, but I know the place. 121 00:03:58,787 --> 00:04:01,932 Okay. Then, uh... thank you, Dylan. 122 00:04:01,935 --> 00:04:04,002 - No problem. - Great. 123 00:04:04,005 --> 00:04:05,371 Your dad seems nice. 124 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,795 Ray, talk some sense into your brother. 125 00:04:08,797 --> 00:04:10,831 JJ needs to take a language this year, 126 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,799 and he's insisting on taking German. 127 00:04:12,801 --> 00:04:13,934 Why? 128 00:04:13,936 --> 00:04:17,971 "I like making Kenneth say B-E..." 129 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,509 JJ, name one instance where you're gonna have to say 130 00:04:22,511 --> 00:04:24,311 "bezirksschornstein-fegermeister." 131 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,180 Oh, hi, Kenneth. 132 00:04:27,182 --> 00:04:29,750 Oh! Gabrielle of House Moreno. 133 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,919 What up? Clutch to see you. 134 00:04:31,921 --> 00:04:34,336 Uh, you caught me getting lost in a book. 135 00:04:34,339 --> 00:04:35,672 Oh. 136 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,124 "Who is that?" 137 00:04:37,126 --> 00:04:39,426 It's Ms. Moreno, the Spanish teacher... 138 00:04:39,428 --> 00:04:41,128 Who apparently drives Kenneth 139 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:44,064 bezirksschornstein-fegermeister. 140 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,880 "Change of plans. 141 00:04:45,883 --> 00:04:48,702 Sign me up for Spanish." 142 00:04:48,704 --> 00:04:50,270 JJ, why? 143 00:04:50,272 --> 00:04:51,438 He doesn't need any help. 144 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,473 Pretty good, right? 145 00:04:53,475 --> 00:04:55,409 Only five lessons, I swear to God. 146 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,279 Hey, Jimmy! Getting in shape? 147 00:04:59,281 --> 00:05:01,081 Nah... getting dirty for a shower. 148 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,649 Hey, you gonna use that stuff? 149 00:05:02,651 --> 00:05:03,917 Hit me! 150 00:05:03,919 --> 00:05:05,352 Thank you! 151 00:05:05,354 --> 00:05:06,954 Now, who's got questions? 152 00:05:06,956 --> 00:05:08,355 Doesn't have to be about disability. 153 00:05:08,357 --> 00:05:11,487 I've got thoughts on politics, cyberspace, and I'm a foodie. 154 00:05:11,490 --> 00:05:13,192 How long did you know before you got here 155 00:05:13,195 --> 00:05:15,429 that Lafayette would be this amazing paradise for your son? 156 00:05:15,431 --> 00:05:16,530 See, I love those questions... 157 00:05:16,532 --> 00:05:18,023 'cause they show how little you know. 158 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,926 Lafayette was no paradise. 159 00:05:19,929 --> 00:05:20,992 We got what we needed 160 00:05:20,995 --> 00:05:22,903 because I never just took what they offered. 161 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,471 Don't be afraid of the big ask. 162 00:05:24,473 --> 00:05:27,474 I mean, that is how we got our full-time aide, Kenneth. 163 00:05:27,476 --> 00:05:29,476 Oh, Dr. Miller didn't offer any of us full-time aides. 164 00:05:29,478 --> 00:05:31,011 Then demand it! 165 00:05:31,013 --> 00:05:32,713 I don't know how to thank you. 166 00:05:32,715 --> 00:05:34,047 Nobody tells you how to do this stuff, 167 00:05:34,049 --> 00:05:36,450 and I always felt so alone trying to figure it out. 168 00:05:36,452 --> 00:05:38,469 Oh, well, you're not alone anymore. 169 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,305 I'm here to help you. 170 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:41,958 You got any more questions? 171 00:05:41,961 --> 00:05:43,389 More of a comment than a question... 172 00:05:43,391 --> 00:05:44,857 Uh, my ex-wife is gonna tell you all 173 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,993 that I'm not ready to date, but I am. 174 00:05:46,996 --> 00:05:48,841 But are you really? 175 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,733 She's right... I'm not. Maya, you're a genius. 176 00:05:52,735 --> 00:05:55,302 And we conclude our tour with the cafeteria. 177 00:05:56,574 --> 00:05:58,071 Hey! 178 00:05:58,073 --> 00:05:59,418 That is a restroom. 179 00:05:59,421 --> 00:06:02,275 You... really don't seem to know much about this place. 180 00:06:02,277 --> 00:06:03,877 Yeah, well, I change schools a lot, 181 00:06:03,879 --> 00:06:05,312 so I didn't think I'd be here. 182 00:06:05,314 --> 00:06:07,381 And quite frankly, after that tour, 183 00:06:07,383 --> 00:06:08,682 I'm not too impressed. 184 00:06:08,684 --> 00:06:10,217 You don't have to babysit me anymore. 185 00:06:10,219 --> 00:06:12,386 You probably want to go have lunch with your friends. 186 00:06:12,388 --> 00:06:13,987 Nah, actually, I'm gonna head out. 187 00:06:13,989 --> 00:06:15,956 Which way was the exit, again? 188 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:16,923 That way. 189 00:06:16,925 --> 00:06:19,326 Look at you, MapQuest! 190 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,347 Mrs. DiMeo. Don't worry. 191 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:25,074 I know I often come in here to yell or beg 192 00:06:25,077 --> 00:06:27,267 and occasionally make international phone calls, 193 00:06:27,269 --> 00:06:30,404 but this visit, I'm going to do none of those things. 194 00:06:30,406 --> 00:06:32,305 - Oh? - I'm here to thank you. 195 00:06:32,307 --> 00:06:34,374 All those new families you brought me... 196 00:06:34,376 --> 00:06:36,376 The Mayan Empire, people are calling it. 197 00:06:36,378 --> 00:06:37,316 Oh, wow. 198 00:06:37,319 --> 00:06:39,917 We are going to change their lives. 199 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,048 I spent so many years fighting for JJ, 200 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:44,418 and now I feel like I'm part of something bigger, 201 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:47,487 and it feels great, so thank you. 202 00:06:47,489 --> 00:06:49,790 No, thank you, Mrs. DiMeo. 203 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:52,759 I'm so glad this is a non-yelling visit, 204 00:06:52,761 --> 00:06:54,795 'cause I've taken the new families' requests 205 00:06:54,797 --> 00:06:55,929 to the district, and... 206 00:06:55,931 --> 00:06:56,997 Great. 207 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,800 Every last one has been rejected. 208 00:07:02,571 --> 00:07:04,504 Okay. Right. 209 00:07:06,366 --> 00:07:07,373 Wow. 210 00:07:07,376 --> 00:07:09,053 New visit! 211 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,932 Those families moved to Lafayette 212 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:14,500 to give their kids a better life. 213 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:15,776 I promised them that! 214 00:07:15,779 --> 00:07:17,904 Mrs. DiMeo, you know that getting steamrolled by you 215 00:07:17,906 --> 00:07:20,640 is one of the great joys of my job. 216 00:07:20,642 --> 00:07:22,809 But appropriations are a district issue. 217 00:07:22,811 --> 00:07:24,544 District issue, is it? Right. 218 00:07:24,546 --> 00:07:26,145 Guess I'm gonna be going over your head, then. 219 00:07:26,147 --> 00:07:27,380 Please go over my head. 220 00:07:27,382 --> 00:07:29,182 Use me as a ladder to get there. 221 00:07:29,184 --> 00:07:31,884 Stick your foot in my mouth for more firm purchase. 222 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:34,554 I will cheer you on as you fight for those kids! 223 00:07:34,556 --> 00:07:36,189 Give 'em hell, Maya! 224 00:07:36,191 --> 00:07:37,790 Give 'em hell, Maya! 225 00:08:12,761 --> 00:08:14,060 No. 226 00:08:27,075 --> 00:08:28,875 Summer's over. Go learn. 227 00:08:28,877 --> 00:08:30,243 Nice speech, Robe! 228 00:08:32,313 --> 00:08:35,748 Dude. Why'd you sign up for Spanish instead of German? 229 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,216 "You know why." 230 00:08:38,153 --> 00:08:41,320 Because you both have mice caught in your pants? 231 00:08:41,322 --> 00:08:46,392 "I want to be your wingman for Ms. Moreno." 232 00:08:46,394 --> 00:08:47,794 And if a wingman's quality 233 00:08:47,796 --> 00:08:49,962 is based on whether his brother has a girlfriend, 234 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,831 then you're in good shape. 235 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:53,366 JJ, that is a nice thought, but... 236 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:56,569 there's nothing there. 237 00:08:56,571 --> 00:08:57,970 "Don't be shy. 238 00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,740 We've known each other for a year now. 239 00:09:00,742 --> 00:09:02,822 You've seen my search history." 240 00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:04,910 Yeah, and I can't unsee it, 241 00:09:04,913 --> 00:09:07,080 Mr. "Emma Watson, workout, sweaty." 242 00:09:07,082 --> 00:09:08,881 Did you find anything? 243 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:10,883 JJ, since I started working with you, 244 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:13,119 women have been the last thing on my mind. 245 00:09:13,121 --> 00:09:16,355 Guess you could say I've taken a vow of "cerebralsy." 246 00:09:17,859 --> 00:09:23,129 "I wish you didn't have to stop all dating to work with me." 247 00:09:23,131 --> 00:09:26,699 Yeah. That's some sacrifice. 248 00:09:26,701 --> 00:09:29,735 As someone who has a girlfriend, I can't even imagine... 249 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,803 "P-U-N"... 250 00:09:30,805 --> 00:09:32,138 Y-Yeah, sure thing. 251 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:33,206 Like, in the face? 252 00:09:37,358 --> 00:09:38,678 I'm sorry. We're in a meeting. 253 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,346 Ah, yes, and I'm sure it's very important. 254 00:09:40,348 --> 00:09:42,081 What's on the agenda today? 255 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,690 Covering up for some horny football coach? 256 00:09:44,693 --> 00:09:46,986 Sure, he spends school money on strippers, 257 00:09:46,988 --> 00:09:48,721 but he gets it done on the field! 258 00:09:48,723 --> 00:09:50,490 We're discussing a cancer fundraiser. 259 00:09:50,492 --> 00:09:53,392 Whatever keeps Coach Lapdance off the front pages. 260 00:09:53,394 --> 00:09:55,561 Now to the matter at hand. 261 00:09:55,563 --> 00:09:57,196 It has come to my attention that a number 262 00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,898 of new special-needs families at Lafayette 263 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,601 have been denied the services they requested. 264 00:10:01,603 --> 00:10:05,951 I insist they receive the same benefits as my son JJ DiMeo, 265 00:10:05,954 --> 00:10:08,021 and I will accept no less! 266 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,675 JJ DiMeo. 267 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:12,011 So, it looks like you currently receive 268 00:10:12,013 --> 00:10:14,847 15% more funding than we earmarked for you. 269 00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:16,249 I'm sorry... This aide, Kenneth, 270 00:10:16,251 --> 00:10:17,650 we're covering how many hours? 271 00:10:17,652 --> 00:10:19,218 Glad you brought this to our attention. 272 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:20,453 Let's get rid of that overage. 273 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:21,787 What? O-O-O-Oh, no! 274 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,122 Hey! Oi! Stop writing. 275 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:25,158 Come on! Just a big joke. 276 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,193 This is all a simulation. 277 00:10:27,195 --> 00:10:29,762 I'm actually from the Overage Detection Agency, 278 00:10:29,764 --> 00:10:31,063 and this is all a test. 279 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,938 Forget it. There's just... Drop the fake accent. 280 00:10:33,941 --> 00:10:36,555 Y'all can just close that file. 281 00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:38,292 Cheers. D'oh. 282 00:10:38,295 --> 00:10:39,539 Cheers. 283 00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:40,806 Good day to you, ma'am. 284 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,976 ? O, say can you see ? 285 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,413 I-I'm sorry to take up so much of your time. 286 00:10:47,415 --> 00:10:49,549 I just have a lot riding on this shower, 287 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,684 and I assure you that... 288 00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:56,222 What are you doing here?! 289 00:10:56,224 --> 00:10:57,924 You don't get to ask that! 290 00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:03,496 It's Kenneth's. 291 00:11:03,498 --> 00:11:05,398 He's still in the bathroom. 292 00:11:06,768 --> 00:11:08,100 "Katie Hot Tub"? 293 00:11:09,165 --> 00:11:11,332 "He said he wasn't dating. 294 00:11:11,335 --> 00:11:13,402 Open his photos." 295 00:11:15,325 --> 00:11:16,953 Say you think Kenneth is dead. 296 00:11:16,956 --> 00:11:18,238 If you think he's dead, 297 00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:20,079 then it's not a crime to look through his photos, 298 00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:22,815 'cause you can't commit a crime against a dead person. 299 00:11:22,817 --> 00:11:24,884 "I think Kenneth is dead." 300 00:11:24,886 --> 00:11:26,852 Oh, sad. 301 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,287 Who are these women? 302 00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:30,556 And they're recent. 303 00:11:30,558 --> 00:11:32,959 These ones are wearing the same swimsuit. 304 00:11:32,961 --> 00:11:34,860 Does he have a loaner suit? 305 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,918 "Kenneth lied to me." 306 00:11:38,921 --> 00:11:42,168 Kenneth let me use this hot tub! 307 00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:45,938 Thank you for coming to this emergency meeting 308 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,573 of the Mayan Empire! 309 00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:48,908 What... What's the "Mayan Empire"? 310 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:50,376 Someone was calling us that. I forget who. 311 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:53,179 So, any idea when we'll get to meet our aides? 312 00:11:53,181 --> 00:11:54,914 Yes, and I think it's time we graduated 313 00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:57,383 onto some more advanced stuff, you know? 314 00:11:57,385 --> 00:11:59,385 Enough of this "big ask" rubbish, 315 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,153 because the best way to actually show the school 316 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,688 that you're a force to be reckoned with 317 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,486 is to ask for very little. 318 00:12:05,548 --> 00:12:07,047 How does that get us what we need? 319 00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:09,996 Well, it might not, but the important thing is, 320 00:12:09,998 --> 00:12:15,222 by withdrawing your requests and asking for, say, a pencil, 321 00:12:15,225 --> 00:12:17,036 you're sending a very confusing message to the school, 322 00:12:17,038 --> 00:12:19,805 and that goes a long way. 323 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,108 - Wait a minute. - I don't think I understand. 324 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:24,843 At the panel, you said that we should never back down. 325 00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:25,978 - Yeah. You did. - Yes. 326 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,780 - You made us yell it. - I did, yeah. 327 00:12:27,782 --> 00:12:29,548 Why are you saying this? Is there a chance they won't 328 00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:31,117 - provide us with aides? - Ah... 329 00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:32,952 Should we not have followed you here? 330 00:12:32,954 --> 00:12:35,521 Gah! Oh, bollocks. It's all right. 331 00:12:35,523 --> 00:12:38,342 I'm, you know, I'm gonna figure it out, okay? 332 00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:39,892 I'm not gonna let you down. 333 00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:47,116 I can't go to school. I think I have... 334 00:12:47,119 --> 00:12:48,501 whatever it is that Ray has. 335 00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:50,269 - Ray doesn't have anything. - Really? 336 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:51,837 But then why does he act like that? 337 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:52,805 You're going to school. 338 00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:54,273 I don't know what's going on. 339 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,942 I thought it was maybe just not wanting summer to be over, 340 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,111 but you're going to school, period! 341 00:13:02,183 --> 00:13:03,582 - I can do that. - You promise? 342 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,686 Yes. I will go to school. I promise. 343 00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:08,621 That feels airtight. 344 00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:11,557 DiMeo... D-I-M-E-O. 345 00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:14,860 Yeah, it's not there. 346 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,697 I see. You didn't say which school. 347 00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:23,869 So, you don't mind school in general. 348 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,295 - What's wrong with your school? - Lafayette sucks. 349 00:13:26,298 --> 00:13:28,988 They don't even have a Trogett Center for Media and the Humanities. 350 00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:31,110 And we're all disappointed by that, but come on. 351 00:13:31,112 --> 00:13:32,244 It's got your track team, 352 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,779 it's got all your favorite teachers, 353 00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:35,881 - it's got your friends... - I don't have any friends. 354 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,917 - Yeah, you do. - Not real ones. 355 00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:39,151 People love you. You're great! 356 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,853 Of course I'm great. I'm amazing. 357 00:13:40,855 --> 00:13:41,954 They don't know that. 358 00:13:41,956 --> 00:13:43,723 I didn't bother to get to know them 359 00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:45,491 because I assumed we'd be moving on, 360 00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:47,660 because we always move on. 361 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:49,673 Yes, I'm amazing... 362 00:13:49,676 --> 00:13:50,993 and alone. 363 00:13:54,969 --> 00:13:57,169 I didn't realize us moving around was so hard on you. 364 00:13:57,171 --> 00:14:00,039 I didn't care till they had me give this new girl a tour. 365 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,707 I didn't know anything. 366 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,608 She was a really nice girl, but, like, suuuper passive. 367 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,479 She just went, like, wherever I told her to go. 368 00:14:06,481 --> 00:14:08,180 Seems like appropriate tour behavior. 369 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,484 Anyway, I'm used to not knowing anyone, 370 00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:14,387 but I'm not used to being around for so long 371 00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:17,056 that I should know them. 372 00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:19,358 I felt... weird. 373 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,428 Well, we're still here. 374 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:23,796 Let them in. 375 00:14:23,798 --> 00:14:25,865 Yeah? Is it worth my time? 376 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:29,101 I mean, are we going to stay at this school? 377 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:31,637 Yeah, I think so. No, I need more than that. 378 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:32,671 Promise me. 379 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,342 Yeah. 380 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:38,611 I can do that. I promise. 381 00:14:38,613 --> 00:14:40,446 Okay, then. 382 00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:41,480 Deal. 383 00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:46,719 Everyone at Catholic school smokes cigarettes. 384 00:14:46,721 --> 00:14:47,586 Oh? 385 00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:50,923 Let's get you dry, partner. 386 00:14:50,925 --> 00:14:52,892 Hey, did something happen in swim class? 387 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:56,028 Because you're usually humming extremely profane rap songs 388 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,614 during your showers. 389 00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:59,262 All right. Hang on. 390 00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:07,135 "I saw your pictures. 391 00:15:07,138 --> 00:15:11,650 Why did you lie about dating?" 392 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:15,807 Uh... you know, first off, 393 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:18,717 you're not allowed to look at a person's phone 394 00:15:18,719 --> 00:15:19,952 unless you think they're dead, 395 00:15:19,954 --> 00:15:21,487 and you actually have to say it. 396 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:23,589 You did? 397 00:15:24,926 --> 00:15:25,958 Respect. 398 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,126 Okay, I shouldn't have lied, 399 00:15:27,128 --> 00:15:30,129 but I-I'd rather keep that sort of thing private. 400 00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:32,097 My life is my life. 401 00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:35,075 "Not fair." 402 00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:36,410 What do you mean, "Not fair"? 403 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,413 We can have boundaries with each other. 404 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:44,028 "You can. I can't." 405 00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,855 Rent the room, Katie Hot Tub! 406 00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:59,192 Right, I don't want to alarm anybody, 407 00:15:59,195 --> 00:16:00,854 but yesterday, there was a bit of a hiccup. 408 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:02,422 It would seem that, uh, 409 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:05,125 Lafayette's disability budget is tapped, 410 00:16:05,127 --> 00:16:07,927 and we may have to cut back on Kenneth's hours or share him. 411 00:16:07,929 --> 00:16:09,829 We can't share Kenneth with another family. 412 00:16:09,831 --> 00:16:11,517 - That's disgusting. - Agreed. 413 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,853 But if we keep things as-is, 414 00:16:12,856 --> 00:16:15,022 another family's not gonna get what they need, 415 00:16:15,025 --> 00:16:16,670 unless... 416 00:16:16,672 --> 00:16:18,947 we change schools. 417 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,040 What? 418 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,426 "Also, what?" 419 00:16:21,429 --> 00:16:22,379 Look, hear me out. 420 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,843 Mesa Canyon High School... 421 00:16:23,845 --> 00:16:26,479 Drowning in funding, completely untapped. 422 00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:29,516 We can have this all to ourselves and keep Kenneth. 423 00:16:29,518 --> 00:16:31,418 The other families get to come to Lafayette, 424 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,185 they get everything that we got. 425 00:16:33,188 --> 00:16:34,555 It's a win-win. 426 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,157 The DiMeos are on the move again! 427 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,857 You're serious? 428 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,192 No. We're not changing schools. 429 00:16:40,194 --> 00:16:41,526 Come on! It's what we do! 430 00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:44,629 We're Army brats, but for cerebral palsy! 431 00:16:44,631 --> 00:16:47,532 Yes, in the past, whenever we've had a problem, 432 00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:49,734 we've always just changed schools. 433 00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:51,803 It's been the ace up our sleeve. 434 00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:53,772 But Lafayette works. 435 00:16:53,774 --> 00:16:54,906 For the first time, 436 00:16:54,908 --> 00:16:57,442 I don't think we can beat the hand we've got. 437 00:16:57,444 --> 00:16:58,743 Ooh, that's two poker metaphors. 438 00:16:58,745 --> 00:16:59,711 Good or terrible? 439 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:00,846 - Great. - Not a fan. 440 00:17:00,848 --> 00:17:03,448 Forget moving. The kids deserve some stability. 441 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:05,450 We have to make it work here. 442 00:17:06,753 --> 00:17:08,086 Yeah, I still haven't showered. 443 00:17:10,424 --> 00:17:11,742 All right. 444 00:17:11,745 --> 00:17:12,967 Let's make it work. 445 00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:15,327 But I don't know what else to do. 446 00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:19,030 I can think of one more thing you can do. 447 00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,999 You're not gonna like it, though. 448 00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,969 Dr. Miller, I need your help. 449 00:17:23,971 --> 00:17:25,170 [Bleep], you say? 450 00:17:26,139 --> 00:17:28,373 JJ. Dude! 451 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,009 Hold up, man. Listen, you're right. 452 00:17:31,011 --> 00:17:33,912 It's not fair that I get to put up these walls 453 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:35,280 and you can't with me. 454 00:17:35,282 --> 00:17:38,750 So I think it's only fair that I reveal myself to you. 455 00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:43,827 "Are you going to show me your..." 456 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,029 No! 457 00:17:45,032 --> 00:17:48,686 But I am gonna show you my emotional penis. 458 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,662 Mind your business, Deshaun! 459 00:17:51,899 --> 00:17:54,466 I'm proud of the man I am when I'm working with you. 460 00:17:54,468 --> 00:17:56,701 I'm less proud of the me who's been divorced twice 461 00:17:56,703 --> 00:18:00,105 and goes by "HotTubHercules" on Yahoo! Personals. 462 00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:02,607 So I tried to... keep him from you. 463 00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:06,645 "Yikes. I wish you had." 464 00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:11,283 Well, I-I hope you're ready to see it... 465 00:18:11,285 --> 00:18:15,287 The full, complex portrait that is Kenneth. 466 00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:19,124 "We've got a Spanish teacher to talk to." 467 00:18:23,196 --> 00:18:24,499 Oh, hi, Kenneth. 468 00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:26,869 And you must be JJ. 469 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,599 Well, um, Ms. Moreno, 470 00:18:28,602 --> 00:18:31,703 we're gonna start a year in your class, but... 471 00:18:31,705 --> 00:18:33,772 I need you to know something. 472 00:18:35,842 --> 00:18:37,342 I have feelings for you... 473 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:40,478 Big, bold, Technicolor feelings. 474 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,049 I'm ready to be with someone special. 475 00:18:44,051 --> 00:18:47,652 Kenneth, I am so flattered. 476 00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:50,722 But... I don't feel that way about you. 477 00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:52,857 I just... don't. 478 00:18:52,859 --> 00:18:54,159 I'm sorry. 479 00:18:55,696 --> 00:18:56,828 Oh. 480 00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:59,197 You... What, you thought that was me? 481 00:18:59,199 --> 00:19:00,832 No, that... that was JJ. 482 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,067 I was reading for him. 483 00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:04,002 You know, that's how this works. You'll get used to it. 484 00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:06,134 Oh, JJ. 485 00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:08,073 Oh, baby. 486 00:19:08,075 --> 00:19:09,140 Oh! It takes guts, 487 00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:11,076 but you gonna be all right, dawg, okay? 488 00:19:11,078 --> 00:19:12,544 You'll find that special lady. 489 00:19:14,214 --> 00:19:17,048 JJ needs to be at the school and he needs Kenneth, 490 00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:19,351 but I can't shortchange those other families. 491 00:19:19,353 --> 00:19:21,586 I thought I had this whole "special needs mom" thing figured out, 492 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:24,923 and it turns out I don't know how to do any of it. 493 00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:27,859 You did the exact right thing... You came to me. 494 00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:29,561 Oh, good. So, what's the solution? 495 00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:30,895 Oh, I have no clue. 496 00:19:30,897 --> 00:19:31,930 I'm looking at this budget, 497 00:19:31,932 --> 00:19:33,999 and I can't free up another nickel! 498 00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:37,302 I already pay a ton of employees I can't fire who do nothing... 499 00:19:37,304 --> 00:19:39,004 Just absolute loads. 500 00:19:39,006 --> 00:19:40,605 We can't hire anyone new. 501 00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:44,009 Those absolute loads who do nothing... 502 00:19:46,246 --> 00:19:47,646 show them to me. 503 00:19:48,915 --> 00:19:50,148 Hi, Leah. 504 00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,916 - Hey, Dylan. - Hi, everyone. 505 00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:53,985 I guess you're all new here. 506 00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:57,489 I'm new most years, but I think I've been doing it wrong. 507 00:19:57,491 --> 00:20:00,725 Maybe I can give you guys some tips on how to do it right. 508 00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:03,962 First off, it's probably a good idea to let people in, 509 00:20:03,964 --> 00:20:05,363 get to know them. 510 00:20:05,365 --> 00:20:06,861 That's really nice, 511 00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:10,068 but all of us have been here for, like, five years. 512 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:12,370 Oh, great. Can you show me where everything is? 513 00:20:12,372 --> 00:20:15,840 Take a long, last look at these worthless losers, 514 00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:18,576 'cause I'm gonna turn 'em into full-time aides. 515 00:20:18,578 --> 00:20:20,478 Welcome to Hell, losers! 516 00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:24,544 I told them this was a Popsicle party. 517 00:20:24,547 --> 00:20:26,401 And one for you, and one... 518 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:30,078 And I know, I-I-I-I bought this one earlier, 519 00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:32,849 and this one seems perfect, but $3.99. 520 00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:36,765 Can I confess something? 521 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,734 It's not about the loofah. It's about the shower. 522 00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:42,037 I-I've hung too much on it, and now it's finally here. 523 00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:44,006 I'm gonna be disappointed. I know it. 524 00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:47,243 And on the off-chance it is as amazing as I've dreamed, 525 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,410 then what? 526 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,314 I live out my days knowing I'll never be that happy again? 527 00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:56,252 Do you want to consider a washcloth? 528 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,387 I'm in a hell of my own making, Kelsey. 529 00:20:58,618 --> 00:21:03,220 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --