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Gus, give me five.

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Give me five.

3
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Your paw, my hand, make it happen.

4
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Oh, come on.

5
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I have seen you do it with other people.

6
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Ah, damn it!

7
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Ooh, Daddy's mad.

8
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United front, right?

9
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I'll remember this.

10
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Did you eat the chocolate
out of my nightstand drawer?

11
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Sorry. I have to get gas today;
I'll pick you up another one.

12
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This isn't gas station chocolate.

13
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It has hints of elderberry and sea salt.

14
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It's 72% cacao.

15
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You're so upset you don't
know how to pronounce it.

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I love you, honey, but it's cocoa.

17
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No, it's cacao, you hillbilly.

18
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And I was savoring this
one square at a time.

19
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You ripped through this
thing like Augustus Gloop.

20
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Who?

21
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The fat Nazi kid from Willy Wonka.

22
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He was a Nazi?

23
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If I wanted to share it,
I would have put it in the kitchen

24
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where everything of mine gets eaten.

25
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Stay out of my drawer.

26
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Ah, I think you're overreacting.

27
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Can I make you a cup of tea

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or a nice comforting mug of hot "cacao"?

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No.

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Hey, Rudy, what are the specials?

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Well, I'll tell you what's special.

32
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A cheery hello from
my good friend Christy.

33
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Oh, God, what do you want?

34
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A wee favor-poo. Hmm?

35
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I got a DUI. They suspended my
license, and so, get this:

36
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I am legally required
to do that thing you do.

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Cry myself to sleep?

38
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I'm referring to your meetings
with the other drunkards.

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I have to go to ten AA meetings
and get this card signed.

40
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So, could you go to ten AA meetings

41
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and get this card signed?

42
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No. If you've been ordered to
go, you have to go.

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All right. When are you picking me up?

44
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Why do I have to pick you up?

45
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Because I could go to jail,

46
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and your livelihood depends on me.

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God, no.

48
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There's a meeting tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.

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at the community center.

50
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Oof. I do not like

51
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any of those words.

52
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There's another meeting at 3:00,

53
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but I know people at that
one, so you have to be nice.

54
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I'll have a couple of
cocktails beforehand, loosen up.

55
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Yeah.

56
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Why do you hate me?

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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It is pronounced "cacao."

59
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What?

60
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Yes, chocolate is made
from the cacao bean.

61
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Marjorie, chocolate does
not come from a bean.

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The point is, it's just stupid candy,

63
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and he should get over it.

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Does Adam really ask for that much?

65
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Sexually?

66
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Why would I be talking sexually?

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You tell me. P.S., yes.

68
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I'm just saying it might be
nice to respect his boundaries.

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- Sexually?
- Goodbye.

70
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- Marjorie is really losing it.
- Big time.

71
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She just threw a birthday
party for one of her cats.

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I had to make a speech,
with no heads-up.

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Pretty good cake, though.

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Rudy, in here.

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All the way. Come on.

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Oof. Cloudy with a chance of suicide.

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I told you to be nice.

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Now shut up and sit down.

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I'll get you a cup of coffee.

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Cappuccino, bone dry,
one pump of vanilla.

81
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- Hi, I'm Mary.
- No.

82
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What a nightmare.

83
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Ah, sorry about the Lorna Doones.
I didn't have time to bake.

84
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I was busy planning a birthday party.

85
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It's not that.

86
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I'm babysitting Chef Rudy.

87
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He got a DUI.

88
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Court-ordered attendance?

89
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And resenting every minute of it.

90
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He doesn't care about getting sober.

91
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It's just a waste of time.

92
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Christy, if you change
your attitude about Rudy,

93
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you could be the one
to help save his life.

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Huh.

95
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I never thought of making it about me.

96
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Have I taught you nothing?

97
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So... you got through
your first meeting.

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I'm proud of you.

99
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I know it's a lot.

100
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Tell me how you're feeling.
There's no wrong answer.

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One down, nine to go.

102
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All right, let's hit it.

103
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Wait. No. What's happening?

104
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Who are these people?

105
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It's Wendy and Jill.

106
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They both shared at the meeting.

107
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Yes. I'm still a-tingle. Hmm.

108
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Why are they in the backseat
of your dreary economy car?

109
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Christy, am I allowed to be mean to him?

110
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No, he's a newcomer.

111
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Damn it. Welcome.

112
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So glad you're joining us.

113
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After meetings we all go to
the bistro for coffee and pie.

114
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I was not court-ordered
for coffee and pie.

115
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Okay, then get an Uber.

116
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Alas, I've been banned by Uber, Lyft,

117
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and most gypsy cabs.

118
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Apparently, there are
cameras everywhere now.

119
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Ugh, tell me about it.

120
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In the Neiman Marcus dressing room...

121
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No, no. We're not going back and forth.

122
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Again, welcome.

123
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Oh, are you kidding me?

124
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Literally, the last thing I said
to you was leave my stuff alone.

125
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I was replacing your chocolate.

126
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What the hell is that?

127
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I think you mean "thank you."

128
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This isn't even chocolate.

129
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It's carob; it's-it's-it's
hippie chocolate.

130
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Well, it's the only thing I could find

131
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in Marjorie's purse.

132
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By the way, she was
asking a lot of questions

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about our sex life.

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That is one dirty bird.

135
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Look, I need to have something
around here that's just mine.

136
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Where is this all coming from?

137
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It never bothered you
before we were married.

138
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Because I had my own apartment.

139
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I had my own living room,
my own kitchen, my own bed.

140
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Okay, we get it, guy,
you had a lot of stuff.

141
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Now I'm down to a couple of drawers.

142
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And my wife can't stay out of 'em.

143
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Hey, hold up. You
rented out your apartment

144
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so you could put more money
into a bar I can't drink in.

145
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I put a cocktail on the
menu called The Bonnie.

146
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Yeah. Don't think I didn't notice
the last ingredient was bitters.

147
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See? See? See? This is what you do.

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You change the subject.

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We're talking about me
living in your house.

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And I know it's your house
'cause none of me is in here.

151
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Well, if you want any of you in here,

152
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you better back it down a notch.

153
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I think we both know
you'd cave before me.

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Well, excuse me for being vital.

155
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And you know damn well I
have to live in "my house"

156
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because I'm the building manager.

157
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Perhaps the real issue is why

158
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are you so threatened by my career?

159
00:07:06,997 --> 00:07:08,283
Your what?

160
00:07:08,308 --> 00:07:11,059
Th-There it is. And you
wonder why we still march.

161
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What are you doing?

162
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You want space? Have the whole room.

163
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Including your drawer.

164
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I had so many opportunities
to get out of this.

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No. No. No-no-no-no-no.

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No! No!

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No!

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Off.

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Off.

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Just remember, I can fart, too.

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Wendy, you're some kind of nurse, right?

172
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Why are you all still surprised?

173
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My neck is really stiff from last night.

174
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Could you massage this?

175
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Could you be nice to me?

176
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Jill, could you massage this?

177
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Feels weird rubbing somebody
who's never bought me jewelry.

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You didn't have to sleep on the couch.

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All you had to do was apologize to him.

180
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Which is exactly why I
had to sleep on the couch.

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Keep up with the story.

182
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Look, Bonnie, Adam needs to
feel like it's his house, too.

183
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Maybe if you let him bring
a few of his things over,

184
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he'll relax and you can stop
stealing my pocketbook snacks.

185
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Nope, nope, nope. Sorry, but I got

186
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to overrule the Grand Poo-Bah here.

187
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My ex tried to put one of
those tables in the living room

188
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that have those twirly flippy
men on 'em, what do you call it?

189
00:09:00,238 --> 00:09:03,122
Foosball? You got a Foosball table?

190
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,462
No, I do not.

191
00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:10,056
Because marriage is all
about establishing dominance.

192
00:09:10,463 --> 00:09:12,692
So is Foosball.

193
00:09:14,719 --> 00:09:16,636
- Ugh.
- What?

194
00:09:16,781 --> 00:09:18,865
Rudy on FaceTime.

195
00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:20,473
Hmm. What?

196
00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:21,986
I need you to drive me to the mall.

197
00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:24,010
I'm desperate for underpants.

198
00:09:24,156 --> 00:09:25,385
I see that.

199
00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:27,626
Can you tilt the phone up?

200
00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:31,017
- So be a lamb, pick me up in five.
- No.

201
00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:32,829
I'm taking you to meetings, that's it.

202
00:09:32,854 --> 00:09:34,437
Well, what am I to do, hitchhike?

203
00:09:34,462 --> 00:09:35,995
My features are too delicate.

204
00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,271
I would be ravaged by some trucker.

205
00:09:38,443 --> 00:09:39,859
Well, after he's done with you,

206
00:09:39,884 --> 00:09:42,346
tell him to drop you off at the mall.

207
00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:44,478
Can you believe it?

208
00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:46,199
He's being such a jerk about meetings,

209
00:09:46,224 --> 00:09:48,024
and now he expects me
to be his chauffeur.

210
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,954
Well, in his defense, he's
being forced to go to AA.

211
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,399
That's never easy.

212
00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:53,651
Even if you aren't dragged there,

213
00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:55,508
that first meeting's tough.

214
00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:56,960
I liked mine.

215
00:09:57,012 --> 00:09:58,823
People were friendly. They
wanted to hear what I had to...

216
00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:00,296
I was a wreck.

217
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,631
I started crying so hard,

218
00:10:01,656 --> 00:10:03,907
some old coke came out of my nose.

219
00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:06,206
Looked like tiny snowballs.

220
00:10:07,939 --> 00:10:10,424
I just remember riding in on
that lawn mower and thinking,

221
00:10:10,449 --> 00:10:12,115
"It's come to this."

222
00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:14,150
say.

223
00:10:16,018 --> 00:10:17,424
What are you talking about?

224
00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:19,065
I was just trying to finish what I...

225
00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:21,391
I tried to help Rudy. He's a lost cause.

226
00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,582
What I had to say!

227
00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:26,283
- Are you okay?
- No.

228
00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:29,553
He doesn't sound like
a lost cause to me.

229
00:10:29,578 --> 00:10:31,615
He sounds like a very lonely man.

230
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,773
Didn't even have someone
to take him to the mall.

231
00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:35,463
Try to be patient with him.

232
00:10:35,994 --> 00:10:37,467
Why would I reward him?

233
00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:39,869
He just showed me his plums.

234
00:10:41,939 --> 00:10:43,200
So, yea or nay on the mall?

235
00:10:43,231 --> 00:10:44,828
'Cause I could use some new undies, too.

236
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,620
Today I had to wear
a pair of Marjorie's.

237
00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:49,155
- What?
- I mean, not Marjorie's.

238
00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:51,269
Someone else's.

239
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:11,580
- Hey, listen.
- What?

240
00:11:13,182 --> 00:11:17,957
- Nothing!
- It's not gonna be nothing.

241
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,354
I've been thinking,

242
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:23,259
and I'm really sorry I blew off

243
00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:25,230
what you were saying last night.

244
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,939
- Are you apologizing?
- Trying.

245
00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:36,025
Can you at least come
closer so I can hear it?

246
00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:41,989
Okay.

247
00:11:43,378 --> 00:11:45,712
You did make a big
sacrifice moving in here

248
00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:47,537
so I could keep this job.

249
00:11:47,642 --> 00:11:49,559
Shutters open, please.

250
00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,137
Where was I?

251
00:11:54,162 --> 00:11:56,245
Moving in, keeping job...

252
00:11:56,297 --> 00:11:58,081
Ah.

253
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,422
I want this house to be as
much yours as it is mine.

254
00:12:01,447 --> 00:12:03,480
So how about you go over
to your storage locker

255
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,260
and bring back whatever would make it

256
00:12:05,285 --> 00:12:07,084
feel more like home to you?

257
00:12:08,306 --> 00:12:10,756
You were gonna say all
that from the other room?

258
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,017
I was gonna text, but my phone died.

259
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,935
- Well, thank you.
- You're welcome.

260
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,817
- But... just curious...
- Oh my...

261
00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:23,883
Yes?

262
00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:26,943
Where did your uncharacteristic
selflessness come from?

263
00:12:26,968 --> 00:12:28,004
Don't poke at it.

264
00:12:28,029 --> 00:12:29,162
Just go round up your crap

265
00:12:29,187 --> 00:12:31,868
and try to stick it
in places I can't see.

266
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:38,921
- I love you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

267
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:44,070
I used to jump through hoops

268
00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:46,132
to justify in my mind

269
00:12:46,157 --> 00:12:48,074
why I could keep drinking.

270
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:51,995
I thought, "I haven't been
drunk in front of my son,

271
00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:54,197
"I haven't lost my job,

272
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,783
"I haven't wound up in jail,

273
00:12:56,808 --> 00:13:00,693
"so it's not so bad.
I don't need to stop."

274
00:13:01,394 --> 00:13:03,456
What I didn't realize then

275
00:13:03,878 --> 00:13:06,186
was that I should be adding "yet"

276
00:13:06,211 --> 00:13:08,628
to the end of all those sentences.

277
00:13:08,714 --> 00:13:11,431
"I haven't lost my job yet.

278
00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:14,933
I haven't been to jail yet."

279
00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:18,364
I started doing things

280
00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:21,224
that I swore I'd never do.

281
00:13:21,249 --> 00:13:23,132
Things started happening

282
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,714
that I swore would never happen,

283
00:13:26,065 --> 00:13:28,148
because of my drinking.

284
00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:30,807
But instead of changing my ways,

285
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:32,925
I did what any good
alcoholic would do...

286
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:35,378
I just kept lowering the bar.

287
00:13:36,487 --> 00:13:39,515
Finally, it couldn't get any lower.

288
00:13:39,577 --> 00:13:42,269
When I got to these rooms,

289
00:13:42,294 --> 00:13:44,353
my family wouldn't talk to me.

290
00:13:44,644 --> 00:13:46,583
I had no friends.

291
00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:48,691
I had no job.

292
00:13:48,743 --> 00:13:52,161
I was homeless and living in a box.

293
00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:54,303
And I had roommates.

294
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:57,784
To the newcomers,

295
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:01,106
your story may not look like mine.

296
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,146
But if you're here, I
would venture a guess

297
00:14:03,171 --> 00:14:05,371
that things probably
aren't going so well.

298
00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:07,543
And I want you to know

299
00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:09,572
this program works

300
00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:14,349
and your bottom is
whenever you stop digging.

301
00:14:21,438 --> 00:14:22,836
Great share, Marjorie.

302
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,227
Really beautiful.

303
00:14:24,373 --> 00:14:25,622
Generic trail mix?

304
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:26,729
Where the hell do you shop?

305
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,124
Thanks, Marjorie.

306
00:14:28,149 --> 00:14:29,565
We have time for one more share.

307
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,566
Who would like to go?

308
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:31,734
Would you like to share?

309
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,993
A pint of vodka? Yes.

310
00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:45,157
Are you crying?

311
00:14:47,899 --> 00:14:49,552
Yeah.

312
00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:51,898
Marjorie's share was really moving.

313
00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:52,805
Yes.

314
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:54,200
Old lady had a sad tale.

315
00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:56,141
Boo-hoo.

316
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,312
You didn't get anything out of that?

317
00:14:59,459 --> 00:15:02,160
Only that she desperately
needs a new pantsuit.

318
00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:08,813
I am so sick of you making
a joke out of this program.

319
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,584
That woman in the
pantsuit saved my life.

320
00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:15,755
The "stale cookies" and
"bad coffee" saved my life.

321
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,317
Before AA,

322
00:15:17,342 --> 00:15:20,426
I couldn't imagine getting
through a day without alcohol.

323
00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:22,382
I needed it to have a conversation,

324
00:15:22,407 --> 00:15:24,287
to open my mail, to live.

325
00:15:24,432 --> 00:15:26,227
It was like air.

326
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,841
And the people in this program

327
00:15:28,954 --> 00:15:31,821
showed me a new way to breathe.

328
00:15:31,846 --> 00:15:33,379
You are saying a lot of boring things.

329
00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:35,204
Can this count as a meeting?

330
00:15:36,821 --> 00:15:39,135
- Get out.
- What?

331
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,414
You don't get to dump on people

332
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,355
who actually want to change their lives.

333
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,083
You can't leave me here.

334
00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:45,775
We're in front of a
payday loan facility.

335
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:48,668
- Get out!
- Excuse me, I am your boss.

336
00:15:48,693 --> 00:15:52,281
- No, you're not!
- Well, in my head, I am.

337
00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:58,321
We have a wild show today...

338
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,123
Isn't today moving day?

339
00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:02,447
Where's all your stuff?

340
00:16:02,493 --> 00:16:03,637
You know, I thought about it.

341
00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:04,794
And change is hard for you,

342
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,913
so I just brought a few
things to ease you in.

343
00:16:06,938 --> 00:16:08,738
That is really sweet.

344
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:09,809
Ooh!

345
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:12,680
You brought the espresso maker.

346
00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:17,930
Tiny cups of coffee
make me feel so fancy.

347
00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:20,788
Ooh, and you brought your art books.

348
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,979
That table just got 100% smarter.

349
00:16:23,074 --> 00:16:25,491
That's why I bought 'em.

350
00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:27,220
Ooh. Sorry, babe.

351
00:16:27,245 --> 00:16:29,412
This candle's really tacky.

352
00:16:29,695 --> 00:16:30,861
It's yours.

353
00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:33,344
Oh. That's right.

354
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:36,169
I sneezed on it at the store,
and they made me buy it.

355
00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:38,778
So, that's it? That's nothing.

356
00:16:38,924 --> 00:16:40,807
Check out the bedroom.

357
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:41,902
Oh, my God!

358
00:16:41,927 --> 00:16:43,593
Did you bring your king-size bed?

359
00:16:43,618 --> 00:16:45,479
I love that bed! It's
almost like you're snoring

360
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:46,836
in another room!

361
00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:49,121
Aw.

362
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,186
A fish.

363
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:55,094
Yeah.

364
00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:57,657
Because... ?

365
00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:59,586
I found it in my storage.

366
00:16:59,611 --> 00:17:02,362
I caught him off the
coast of Cabo with my dad.

367
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:03,686
With your dad.

368
00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:05,688
It was our last fishing
trip before he died.

369
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:07,723
Before he died.

370
00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:10,703
I know it may not be your thing,

371
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:12,028
but you'll get used to it.

372
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,063
I already am.

373
00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:16,365
You know what, I'm gonna go
make a tiny cup of coffee.

374
00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,234
I have a sudden urge to feel fancy.

375
00:17:19,798 --> 00:17:21,381
Hey, boy.

376
00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:24,999
- Welcome home.
- Son of a bitch.

377
00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:32,198
What the hell?

378
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,808
Paul?

379
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:36,384
Paul, what's going on?

380
00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:38,913
Did Rudy not show up?

381
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:43,225
And you tried to run
the kitchen by yourself?

382
00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:48,055
It's okay. I'll go get
him, and you get cooking.

383
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,733
You can do it!

384
00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:53,162
And you don't need this.

385
00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:54,320
Drop it.

386
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:55,907
Drop it.

387
00:17:57,584 --> 00:18:00,168
Wow, that's wet.

388
00:18:09,264 --> 00:18:11,264
You're not my hooker.

389
00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:15,768
No. She threw herself off a cliff.

390
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,603
Why aren't you at work?

391
00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:19,595
Because I like to go
to work feeling good.

392
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,837
And so I did what I always do.

393
00:18:21,994 --> 00:18:25,973
I had a very dry vodka martini
with two blue cheese olives.

394
00:18:25,998 --> 00:18:27,914
But I didn't enjoy it,

395
00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:30,139
and so I was forced to have a second.

396
00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:32,188
And then a third,

397
00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:35,978
waiting for the happy to arrive.
But it never did.

398
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,663
I hope you're satisfied.

399
00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:39,688
You ruined drinking for me.

400
00:18:40,568 --> 00:18:42,779
Drink, don't drink. I don't care.

401
00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:44,304
Just go get dressed.

402
00:18:53,479 --> 00:18:56,146
I ruined drinking.

403
00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:11,775
You know, you could look down here.

404
00:19:12,211 --> 00:19:14,455
If it's watching me, I'm watching it.

405
00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:20,159
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