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What do you mean, no?

2
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- Is the word too long?
- It seemed clear to me.

3
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- Don't make me use this!
- This is our boat, Mary Berry.

4
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If this is your boat, who was
the woman you threw off?

5
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Oh, no.

6
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What is it?

7
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It's a lock.

8
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Obviously!

9
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Why do you want this boat if
you don't even know how to use it?

10
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- This canal goes to London.
- Yeah, eventually, it does.

11
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After 137 miles and 166 of these.

12
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There are three tunnels,
the Hatton Flight and the Itchington Ten,

13
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and that is not even counting Milton Keynes!

14
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Are you sure you want this boat?

15
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Quite sure.

16
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Fine, serve a purpose, then.
I need one person on each gate.

17
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We've got to get past that
before they catch us.

18
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Who made you captain?

19
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The total lack of competition.

20
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I mean, no rush.

21
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Potential death this way,
certain death that way.

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- Push! They'll be here in a sec.
- They're not opening!

23
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They will when the water's level!
Just keep pushing.

24
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Come on!

25
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At what point were you going to
mention 166 of these bastards?

26
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When you'd warmed up to the idea.

27
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We should be in a car!
Cars have roads.

28
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I like roads.

29
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- So who was the body?
- Rob's girlfriend.

30
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His rebound shag!

31
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I dunno, there's a mug
with her face on it in the sink.

32
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What?!

33
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Probably from her.
I mean, way too keen.

34
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- Who's Rob?
- My ex. This is his boat.

35
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You killed your ex's new girlfriend
and nicked his boat?

36
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- She was his rebound shag!
- So it's not your boat.

37
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- Can we please concentrate?
- It's not moving.

38
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Get back on!

39
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- But the gates aren't open!
- We'll just have to ram it.

40
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You can put your shirt on now.

41
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
Sync and corrections: minouhse

42
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Because for all we know,
you could have been bitten.

43
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You're deciding
that's how it's passed on, are you?

44
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Well, not me.
World War Z, 28 Days Later.

45
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I literally could go on and on and on.

46
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I always seek medical advice from
people who went to film school.

47
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- Shouldn't be in the red.
- I'm just getting some distance.

48
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Then these irritating stowaways
can get off safely.

49
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Well, maybe take it easy.
Rob said it was temperamental.

50
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Yeah, you don't want to damage his boat.

51
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Not when you've spent so much time
decorating his kitchen.

52
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Oh, man.

53
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- I really don't like blood.
- You've come to the wrong apocalypse.

54
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Shit.
When did they go to Rome?

55
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Like she'd appreciate Rome!

56
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Oh, God, that's his parents' house.

57
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Is that Rob?
Looks short.

58
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Rob's in the army.

59
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At least he's got skills, jewellery boy.

60
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I can bench press 100 kilos!

61
00:04:05,148 --> 00:04:08,668
And I can fit a whole orange in my mouth.
Doesn't mean I'm good at killing zombies.

62
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I need to ring him.
Who's got a phone?

63
00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:13,846
Somebody lost mine,
trying to Snapchat the apocalypse.

64
00:04:13,911 --> 00:04:17,036
Somebody doesn't appreciate
monetising social media.

65
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Kat, pull over.

66
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Zombie death.

67
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They're miles back, and I need my phone.

68
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House is only over there.
I'll loop around and meet you up ahead.

69
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No, you can't get ahead of us,
we'll be back that way.

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The silence is people waiting
for more information.

71
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Well, first we've got to pick up
Big Dame Hero,

72
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then we turn around,
come back this way to London.

73
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- But London's that way.
- Not according to facts.

74
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- Who's Big Dame Hero?
- My guild master.

75
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From your computer game?

76
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Jo, it's not a game.

77
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It's an MMORPG.

78
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And you're telling me this now?

79
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We need to, it's all arranged.
This whole thing was her plan.

80
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This whole thing was your plan!

81
00:05:00,181 --> 00:05:01,789
No, no, this was all Biggie.

82
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She's a genius.
She knows more about zombie lore

83
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than any of these
so-called experts I've met online.

84
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Her in-game banter is unbelievable.

85
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Well, I for one can't wait to meet her.

86
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It's too dangerous.

87
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- We need a phone!
- And a car!

88
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Right, you've got two hours.

89
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Then we'll be back here
with zombies right behind us.

90
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So, a whole orange, or, like, a satsuma?

91
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You should go with them.

92
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You should look up "passive-aggressive".

93
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This seems like a lot of effort

94
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for some greasy loner with acne
and a comic book fixation.

95
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- You've not met her.
- Have you?

96
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No, but she's amazing.

97
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She's a boat expert, survivalist,
county level crossbow marksman.

98
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Came 14th in Tough Mudder last year,

99
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in the men's competition.

100
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She what's going to get us to London.

101
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You met her on the Internet.

102
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I think maybe you should
prepare yourself for disappointment.

103
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- Big Dame Hero?
- Kattlestar Galactica?

104
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Kat.

105
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Real world, real name.

106
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- Amy.
- Welcome aboard, Captain.

107
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I wasn't sure you'd come.

108
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- Who's this?
- Oh, nobody.

109
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Oh, you've brought me
an expendable crewmember.

110
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Somebody's been watching Star Trek.

111
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- We should get a car.
- It's only round the corner.

112
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No, to get out of Birmingham.

113
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If I could just smash a window,
then I could hot wire it.

114
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Ever been to a safari park?
Trust me, you want the windows up.

115
00:07:03,164 --> 00:07:06,034
Look, it's not far,
let's just stick to the plan.

116
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Bingo! Don't need to be in the army
to do this shit.

117
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No, you need a criminal record.

118
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Misspent youth?

119
00:07:16,587 --> 00:07:19,223
NCIS New Orleans.
It's easy.

120
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You just pull the wires out
from underneath the steering wheel,

121
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get two of them,
pull them out of the connector,

122
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touch them together and voila.

123
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Very impressive.

124
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Oh, perfect.

125
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Keep up!

126
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- Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
- Where'd you learn that, CSI Miami?

127
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- How's it going?
- Bit tired.

128
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No, I mean any sign of zombies?

129
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No.

130
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Right, let's get this boat turned.

131
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No, it's fine, I'll do it.

132
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I don't think so.

133
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Okay. But don't rev too hard.
The blonde one says she's temperamental.

134
00:07:58,596 --> 00:08:00,759
And did she spend three months
learning boat engineering

135
00:08:00,823 --> 00:08:02,878
on the busiest drydock on the network?

136
00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:04,690
Honestly, she doesn't seem the type.

137
00:08:04,755 --> 00:08:07,150
Then maybe we should let Big do the driving.

138
00:08:07,251 --> 00:08:10,905
Fine, I'll be down here, washing my mug.

139
00:08:13,669 --> 00:08:14,888
For fuck's sake.

140
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Black.

141
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No sugar.

142
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Make it two.

143
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Ugh, that's disgusting.
Poor guy.

144
00:08:31,126 --> 00:08:32,672
That's Mr Mulvaney.

145
00:08:32,737 --> 00:08:34,599
Tried to get me in his car a lot
over the years.

146
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Never have, never will.

147
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Bag's on top of the wardrobe.

148
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What's this for?

149
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Netball.

150
00:08:49,705 --> 00:08:51,685
That's like basketball,
but you stand still, yeah?

151
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It's an Olympic sport.

152
00:08:54,072 --> 00:08:55,658
So why don't men play it, then?

153
00:08:57,393 --> 00:08:58,805
Why indeed?

154
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Right, where's my phone?

155
00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:05,493
Yes!
Rob's two miles away.

156
00:09:05,558 --> 00:09:07,858
And moving.
He's alive.

157
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,390
You track your ex on a stalker app?

158
00:09:10,455 --> 00:09:13,785
Number one, it's not a stalker app,
it's a security feature.

159
00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:15,164
And number two...

160
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,830
there's been a change of plan.

161
00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:20,482
We're gonna find Rob.

162
00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:31,604
God, you think there'd be
an emergency signal.

163
00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:34,906
Or at least repeats of The Big Bang Theory.
You know, keep the spirits up.

164
00:09:34,971 --> 00:09:37,929
Well, that's an apocalypse I want no part of.
Where are the teas?

165
00:09:38,196 --> 00:09:40,542
There was a blood clot in the sink,
it put me off.

166
00:09:42,588 --> 00:09:44,548
Who calls themselves Big Dame Hero?

167
00:09:44,658 --> 00:09:47,543
I mean, either she's being ironic,
and she's not a hero,

168
00:09:47,608 --> 00:09:51,069
or she is an actual hero,
in which case that's just showing off.

169
00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:54,166
I tagged her, and it stuck.
When we met, she got me out of

170
00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:56,499
a really destructive relationship
with a bear.

171
00:09:57,319 --> 00:09:58,875
I don't know where to go with that.

172
00:09:59,107 --> 00:10:01,863
I was in an arena team with this
girl who identified as a bear,

173
00:10:01,952 --> 00:10:03,199
Grizzly Karen.

174
00:10:03,332 --> 00:10:06,339
We lost four on the bounce,
and she starts blaming it on me

175
00:10:06,403 --> 00:10:08,743
in guild chat,
using her plus seven claw ability

176
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,453
to really monopolise the conversation.

177
00:10:11,518 --> 00:10:14,863
All that's coming through
is blah, blah, computer, blah.

178
00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:18,088
Big challenges her to a duel,
kicks her arse,

179
00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:21,961
looks down, fires an arrow and says,
"Connection terminated."

180
00:10:22,026 --> 00:10:25,232
And at the exact same moment, bam!

181
00:10:25,296 --> 00:10:27,435
Karen's account locked for three weeks.

182
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,351
Coolest thing I've ever seen.

183
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,271
I imagine you've seen a lot of
life's cool moments in that monitor.

184
00:10:33,307 --> 00:10:36,646
What I've seen is a lazy man
with nothing to offer

185
00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:38,868
taking up valuable deck space.

186
00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:42,136
You shouldn't even be here.

187
00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:47,650
What's the expendable doing
that's more important than my tea?

188
00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:51,184
- Failing to find a TV signal.
- Channels shouldn't be down.

189
00:10:51,269 --> 00:10:53,337
Last I heard,
plague's contained in Birmingham.

190
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,203
Yeah, according to the government.

191
00:10:55,268 --> 00:10:57,184
Still, it wouldn't surprise me
if he can't work an aerial.

192
00:10:57,249 --> 00:10:59,121
This is a man who likes Big Bang Theory.

193
00:10:59,186 --> 00:11:02,891
He's useless.
Next chance we get, he's history.

194
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,037
That comes across really aggressive
with the knife.

195
00:11:06,652 --> 00:11:09,866
God, yeah, you're right.
Sorry about that.

196
00:11:10,056 --> 00:11:12,460
But agreed.

197
00:11:13,494 --> 00:11:15,241
He's off the boat.

198
00:11:21,338 --> 00:11:24,320
Still no answer!
He's only two miles away.

199
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:26,104
I'm not using the word stalker,

200
00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:28,532
but isn't this, you know, a bit keen?

201
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,319
Get his arms.

202
00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:33,548
There's a key, so you won't have
to use your imaginary skill set.

203
00:11:33,612 --> 00:11:35,630
I'm registering my displeasure.

204
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,393
I got him, I got him.

205
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,568
Well, I'm in your car, Mr Malvaney.

206
00:11:45,564 --> 00:11:48,064
You drive.
I'm gonna try Rob again.

207
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,842
Oh, come on!

208
00:11:54,907 --> 00:11:57,219
Maybe he hung up
because he doesn't want to see you,

209
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,176
because he's moved on.

210
00:11:59,658 --> 00:12:02,001
- He wouldn't dare.
- We should go back to the boat.

211
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:06,614
I am gonna find Rob, with or without you.
Which is it? Well?

212
00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:09,909
I don't want to facilitate
your unhealthy relationship cycle.

213
00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:12,960
Also, I've never driven a manual.

214
00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:24,551
You can't do that and drive!

215
00:12:24,616 --> 00:12:25,928
Watch me.

216
00:12:31,423 --> 00:12:34,252
'Hi, it's Rob's phone.
Leave a message after the beep.'

217
00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:38,254
Hi, Rob, it's Jo.
I know there's zombies and everything,

218
00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:40,977
but I've been thinking a lot about us.

219
00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:46,210
Shit!

220
00:12:46,987 --> 00:12:48,427
2% battery.

221
00:12:48,783 --> 00:12:50,077
Reverse!

222
00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:57,569
Rob, Jo again. Hi!
Look, I went to the boat.

223
00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:59,798
It wasn't my idea.
And I found Julie.

224
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:03,053
And, well, we had a fight and she's dead.

225
00:13:04,706 --> 00:13:06,061
Crap!

226
00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:08,103
You might want to add
the "she was a zombie" bit.

227
00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:10,078
I know, I know, I know!

228
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,830
Battery's gone.
Fuck!

229
00:13:13,489 --> 00:13:15,653
- Double fuck!
- Oh!

230
00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:18,357
- Now what?
- Rob's not that far.

231
00:13:19,936 --> 00:13:21,488
It's only two miles.

232
00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:23,341
No, don't do it, Jo.

233
00:13:23,549 --> 00:13:25,677
- He's a traffic warden.
- That's no excuse!

234
00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:27,974
- They work on commission.
- That's an urban myth.

235
00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,718
- They have targets!
- So does the NHS!

236
00:13:30,783 --> 00:13:32,422
I'm coming, Rob.

237
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:48,298
No!

238
00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:52,490
We're stuck!

239
00:14:20,046 --> 00:14:21,805
Busy as usual.

240
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:24,744
Actually, yeah, I'm naming the zombies.

241
00:14:25,507 --> 00:14:27,923
We have got Indian Jesus, obviously.

242
00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,891
Then there's Luke Skywalker.

243
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,823
- It looks nothing like him.
- From the shit sequels.

244
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,946
Oh, yeah.

245
00:14:35,393 --> 00:14:38,487
- Ginger moody one, though.
- Sansa Stark.

246
00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:42,752
And there it is.

247
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:47,021
Oh, here we go.

248
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:48,905
A bit of target practice.

249
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,954
They're human, you can't just shoot them.

250
00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:55,424
What do you know!
You can't just shoot them.

251
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,680
- Sights are off.
- County champion, was it?

252
00:15:06,385 --> 00:15:09,345
Some of us are gonna
survive this apocalypse.

253
00:15:09,729 --> 00:15:11,689
And we will need the ammo.

254
00:15:11,754 --> 00:15:14,258
I'm sure they're breathing
a huge sigh of relief.

255
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,073
Are you okay?

256
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,232
I'm fine.

257
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,685
There, there.
It'll be okay, yeah.

258
00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:38,193
We'll get out of here, find him,
and he'll definitely want you back.

259
00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:41,243
Definitely.

260
00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:44,677
You've not been listening at all, have you?

261
00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:47,389
I feel I've been listening to you
quite a lot.

262
00:15:48,317 --> 00:15:50,354
But please, do explain.

263
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:56,049
I just need to tell him
what a nasty cow Julie Johnson was.

264
00:15:56,142 --> 00:15:58,499
You stabbed her and threw her in a river,

265
00:15:58,563 --> 00:16:00,880
now you wanna bitch about her?

266
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:06,289
Yes! Cos otherwise he'll never
find out she was wrong for him.

267
00:16:06,354 --> 00:16:10,362
That she's an evil, two-faced backstabber.

268
00:16:10,997 --> 00:16:14,380
He's just gonna remember
the early relationship swirl

269
00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:17,413
of fluffiness and orgasms!

270
00:16:17,717 --> 00:16:20,222
And I'll always be the evil bitch

271
00:16:20,286 --> 00:16:23,708
that killed fluffy orgasm girl!

272
00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:27,584
So you don't actually want him back, then?

273
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,679
I don't know.

274
00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:33,256
No.
I don't think so.

275
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:37,773
Well, you know what,
his girlfriend was a zombie.

276
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,464
You killed her so that he doesn't have to.

277
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,486
You nicked his boat
because you needed it to survive.

278
00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:47,137
I can't think of a single ex-girlfriend
I wouldn't forgive for that.

279
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:48,806
Except maybe Beth.

280
00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:50,806
But he's so close.

281
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:53,830
Look around you, Jo.
There's more pressing issues.

282
00:16:53,977 --> 00:16:55,916
Okay?
Let him go.

283
00:16:58,913 --> 00:17:01,277
For a gym bunny, you make some sense.

284
00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:05,433
Okay, let's do this.

285
00:17:05,518 --> 00:17:06,543
What?

286
00:17:06,897 --> 00:17:09,097
That button there, that pops the boot.

287
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,806
We hit that, they climb in.

288
00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:13,298
While they're climbing in,
we're climbing out.

289
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:15,928
That sounds a lot like
letting the zombies in the car!

290
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,794
It's either that or we miss the boat.

291
00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:22,620
Okay.
Okay, we can do this.

292
00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:25,895
We go in five, four...

293
00:17:26,399 --> 00:17:27,737
I'm on four, Jo!

294
00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:32,512
Go, go, go!

295
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:37,888
My bag!

296
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,889
Oh, my God!

297
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,638
- 40 minutes, time to go.
- Let's roll.

298
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,406
Let's not say let's roll.
And slower this time.

299
00:17:53,815 --> 00:17:55,069
Is that a bite?

300
00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:59,685
- That's what you get on the front line.
- Doesn't that mean...

301
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,969
- It doesn't mean anything.
- But Kat said that...

302
00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:04,676
Kat thinks the whole genre's canon,
but that's just naive.

303
00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:07,806
If you look at all the classics,
from Night Of The Living Dead,

304
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,878
to Dawn Of The Dead, to Day Of The Dead,

305
00:18:09,943 --> 00:18:13,678
to Land Of The Dead,
my God, even The Walking Dead,

306
00:18:14,355 --> 00:18:17,830
they all say it's airborne,
and we've all got it.

307
00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:19,830
And you don't turn until you die.

308
00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:24,406
It's a long-running debate that this
proves I've won.

309
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,545
You want another tea?

310
00:18:42,635 --> 00:18:44,482
Big Dame Dickhead's been bitten!

311
00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,416
No, she hasn't, she'd tell me.

312
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,384
No, she wouldn't, because she's
an evil, lying, Internet catfish.

313
00:18:49,449 --> 00:18:51,277
- No way.
- Fine.

314
00:18:52,658 --> 00:18:54,314
What are you doing?
That's Big's!

315
00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:55,996
Looking for lies.

316
00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:58,969
You met her on the Internet,
not exactly a hotbed of truth telling.

317
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:01,168
- I trust her.
- Yet you won't trust me.

318
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,303
- Well, you are quite lazy.
- Lazy?

319
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,704
She's a boat engineer
who's running an engine too hot.

320
00:19:05,768 --> 00:19:06,980
She knows its limits.

321
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,967
She's a crossbow champion
who can't shoot a crossbow.

322
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,344
She was saving ammunition.

323
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,925
She's been bitten and hid it.
That's three strikes.

324
00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:17,011
And here's four.

325
00:19:17,076 --> 00:19:20,181
That's your Big Dame Hero,
and she's a Big Dame Fake.

326
00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:33,815
Who are you?

327
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,861
Where is Big Dame Hero?

328
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,653
I saw the meet up point on guild chat.

329
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,492
Biggy was there,
but they'd already got to her.

330
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,982
Please, Kat, I need an hospital.

331
00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:49,565
- Can we throw her in now?
- She's a guildy, she needs help.

332
00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:51,647
Who are you?

333
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,652
Grizzly Karen!

334
00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:30,987
Get off me, you big, dumb...

335
00:20:32,784 --> 00:20:34,047
catfish!

336
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,611
Connection terminated.

337
00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:00,707
Oh, shit.

338
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:09,783
Connection terminated!

339
00:21:22,202 --> 00:21:24,682
- Permission to come aboard?
- Permission granted.

340
00:21:30,202 --> 00:21:31,296
Take this.

341
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,861
Seriously, man, any excuse.

342
00:21:35,138 --> 00:21:36,792
Just cover yourself up.

343
00:21:38,182 --> 00:21:39,637
Kat, they're here!

344
00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:53,245
- Are you okay?
- No.

345
00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:55,937
I lost my phone.

346
00:21:59,003 --> 00:22:00,603
Are you okay?

347
00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:03,733
My best friend turned out to be
my worst enemy, so I killed her.

348
00:22:04,097 --> 00:22:05,328
Right.

349
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,154
It had all my photos on it.

350
00:22:14,213 --> 00:22:16,149
I think we should let the boys stay.

351
00:22:16,213 --> 00:22:17,806
You've changed your tune.

352
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,636
It's the end of the world,
we might need a bit of help. Plus...

353
00:22:20,701 --> 00:22:22,714
they're not completely useless.

354
00:22:22,778 --> 00:22:24,187
Not completely.

355
00:22:25,674 --> 00:22:27,921
Did you see Sunny fall in?

356
00:22:31,637 --> 00:22:32,928
So where's the car?

357
00:22:32,992 --> 00:22:35,512
Long story.
Horrible story.

358
00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:37,436
Who was the woman on the roof?

359
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,214
Long story.
Weird story.

360
00:22:40,278 --> 00:22:42,759
I don't like roads, man.
Roads are not safe.

361
00:22:45,537 --> 00:22:47,420
I think the boat's the best bet.

362
00:22:48,346 --> 00:22:50,791
- Do you remember Mr Mulvaney?
- Oh, yeah.

363
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,253
He was lovely.
What about him?

364
00:22:53,951 --> 00:22:55,262
Nothing.

365
00:22:56,383 --> 00:23:00,983
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