1 00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:04,827 So the takeaway is, just never ask a customer 2 00:00:04,829 --> 00:00:05,829 when she's due. 3 00:00:05,978 --> 00:00:08,498 And, finally, some big news. 4 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,731 Are you ready for this? 5 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:10,867 How should we know? 6 00:00:10,869 --> 00:00:12,702 Yeah, it kind of depends what the news is. 7 00:00:12,704 --> 00:00:14,304 Guys, the more we talk about it, 8 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:15,705 the more it won't live up to the hype. 9 00:00:15,707 --> 00:00:17,207 Let's just get it over with. Amy. 10 00:00:17,209 --> 00:00:18,841 Thank you, Garrett. 11 00:00:18,843 --> 00:00:21,611 The West Concord Mall... 12 00:00:21,613 --> 00:00:22,712 is closing. 13 00:00:22,714 --> 00:00:25,048 - Oh. - The mall's gone? 14 00:00:26,251 --> 00:00:27,917 - Really? - That's crazy. 15 00:00:27,919 --> 00:00:31,321 I lost my virginity there and a lipstick I really liked. 16 00:00:31,633 --> 00:00:33,199 Wait, so you're telling me I have to go 17 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,101 all the way to the airport to get Sbarro's? 18 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,036 I got my ears pierced at the Claire's there, 19 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,405 and then that's where Emma got her ears pierced. 20 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,507 Can't wait to tell her that story 21 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,774 so she can say, "Cool story, Mom," 22 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:43,276 without looking up from her cell phone. 23 00:00:43,278 --> 00:00:46,145 Anyway... Glenn, are you okay? 24 00:00:47,822 --> 00:00:50,690 - We did it, Dina. - We [bleep] did it. 25 00:00:56,658 --> 00:00:58,991 I've been fighting that mall for 40 years. 26 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:00,760 It undercut my dad's hardware store. 27 00:01:00,762 --> 00:01:02,495 It darn near took this place under. 28 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,198 It took my youth. 29 00:01:05,119 --> 00:01:06,191 It took my body. 30 00:01:06,998 --> 00:01:08,383 In what sense? 31 00:01:08,384 --> 00:01:11,502 I think the point is that from a business perspective, 32 00:01:11,503 --> 00:01:13,469 this is really good news for us. 33 00:01:13,471 --> 00:01:15,371 Oh, yeah, the death of retail... 34 00:01:15,373 --> 00:01:17,343 that's great news for our store. 35 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:18,676 Sorry I'm late. 36 00:01:19,119 --> 00:01:22,186 Carol. Hey, welcome back. 37 00:01:23,023 --> 00:01:25,556 - New look. - New outlook. 38 00:01:25,859 --> 00:01:27,730 Sedona changed everything for me. 39 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:31,191 Or maybe I should say it allowed me 40 00:01:31,193 --> 00:01:34,040 to access the change that was already there. 41 00:01:35,664 --> 00:01:37,531 I think we should drug-test her. 42 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:42,321 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:42,981 --> 00:01:45,204 So I realized the best way to attract a mall crowd 44 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,972 is to mall this place up. 45 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:49,174 I had them spray a bunch of knockoff perfume everywhere. 46 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,777 I put some massage chairs over on the breezeway. 47 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,612 We're giving away free ear piercings, 48 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,147 and I had them bring in the water fountain 49 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,414 from the Garden Center. 50 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:59,618 The mall had all this stuff in one place? 51 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,120 Yeah, I mean, I'm working with what we have. 52 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,788 It's not like I can put a movie theater in here. 53 00:02:03,529 --> 00:02:06,558 The mall had movies, too? 54 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:08,860 It sounds terrible. I'm glad it's gone. 55 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,190 And you know how mall walkers love their free food. 56 00:02:11,191 --> 00:02:12,957 Well, I bumped up our sample stations. 57 00:02:12,959 --> 00:02:14,716 - Guess how many. - You want me to guess how many 58 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,086 free sample stations you arranged? 59 00:02:16,087 --> 00:02:17,165 Okay, never mind. It was dumb. 60 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:18,105 - I'm embarrassed. - I mean, I guess 61 00:02:18,106 --> 00:02:19,130 - I got to say three. - Four. 62 00:02:19,131 --> 00:02:20,901 - Four? - Is that a record? 63 00:02:20,903 --> 00:02:23,003 I mean, corporate thought so. 64 00:02:23,005 --> 00:02:24,671 It's badass you got them to okay that. 65 00:02:24,673 --> 00:02:25,838 It's pretty cool, right? 66 00:02:25,839 --> 00:02:28,136 Amy, it is so cool. 67 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:31,538 Oh, hey, man, Colleen and I went 68 00:02:31,539 --> 00:02:33,475 to that Cuban place you recommended. 69 00:02:33,477 --> 00:02:36,111 Oh, the place I said would be good for a double date. 70 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,445 So you... you two went, just, uh... just the two of you. 71 00:02:38,447 --> 00:02:39,546 - Yeah. - Huh. 72 00:02:39,548 --> 00:02:42,117 So I guess you didn't get to have the combo platter... 73 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,318 the signature dish, serves four. 74 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,334 No, we ordered that. 75 00:02:45,335 --> 00:02:47,068 We just shared it with the couple sitting next to us. 76 00:02:47,069 --> 00:02:49,302 - Great, that sounds fun. - Ugh. 77 00:02:49,923 --> 00:02:51,489 How's the job search going? 78 00:02:51,491 --> 00:02:53,325 Well, I need something that's cash only 79 00:02:53,327 --> 00:02:54,292 and under the table, 80 00:02:54,294 --> 00:02:55,894 and I'm not willing to clean anyone's garage 81 00:02:55,896 --> 00:02:57,629 in my underwater, so my options are limited. 82 00:02:57,631 --> 00:02:59,685 Well, you know, I-I could just front you a... 83 00:02:59,725 --> 00:03:00,992 Thanks, but I'm not your charity case. 84 00:03:00,993 --> 00:03:02,534 You want to feel good about yourself, 85 00:03:02,536 --> 00:03:04,269 go teach some inner-city kids poetry. 86 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,770 Well, the joke's on you, 87 00:03:05,772 --> 00:03:07,706 'cause they actually ended up teaching me, you know. 88 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:09,240 And... and it wouldn't be charity. 89 00:03:09,242 --> 00:03:10,375 It's just an advance. 90 00:03:10,377 --> 00:03:12,211 - You pay me back when you can. - I don't need any help. 91 00:03:12,212 --> 00:03:13,888 I am gonna figure this out on my own. 92 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:15,223 So new subject, please. 93 00:03:16,192 --> 00:03:17,725 So, uh, you guys watching 94 00:03:18,277 --> 00:03:19,729 Family Vacation"? 95 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:20,963 I'm not really watching anything. 96 00:03:20,965 --> 00:03:22,998 I mean, it's so hard to focus. I'm so worried about money. 97 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,304 - So just let me... - No. 98 00:03:24,969 --> 00:03:26,836 There are so many extra bodies in here, 99 00:03:26,838 --> 00:03:28,170 I had to call corporate and ask them 100 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:29,605 to turn the thermostat down. 101 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:33,022 They refused. But I bet we're raking it in. 102 00:03:33,023 --> 00:03:34,224 You know, funny you should say that. 103 00:03:34,225 --> 00:03:35,787 I just checked, and no. 104 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:37,659 No? How? 105 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:39,795 I mean, we have all this extra mall traffic. 106 00:03:39,797 --> 00:03:42,497 Yeah, well, mall people don't buy, they hang. 107 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,733 I hate people that treat shopping like an adventure. 108 00:03:44,735 --> 00:03:46,670 Give me a shut-in who needs a sponge. 109 00:03:46,971 --> 00:03:49,505 Anyway, should we start rousting 'em? 110 00:03:49,507 --> 00:03:51,603 Well, I'm not exactly sure what rousting entails, 111 00:03:51,604 --> 00:03:53,036 but it wouldn't hurt to remind them 112 00:03:53,038 --> 00:03:54,671 that the store is for customers only. 113 00:03:54,673 --> 00:03:56,840 Nice, I'll go warm up for the rousting. 114 00:03:56,842 --> 00:04:00,143 Sandra, get those kids off the massage chairs. 115 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:01,646 Those girls? 116 00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:03,347 They look like they're from "Euphoria." 117 00:04:03,349 --> 00:04:04,650 Well, they don't have to go back there. 118 00:04:04,651 --> 00:04:06,293 They just have to get off the chairs. 119 00:04:06,961 --> 00:04:08,060 "Euphoria's" a show. 120 00:04:08,062 --> 00:04:09,928 Whatever, there's a bunch of teens in the café. 121 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,663 We can start there. 122 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:23,041 Okay, kids, if you're not gonna buy anything, 123 00:04:23,043 --> 00:04:24,647 I'm gonna have to ask you... 124 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:28,914 Um, I got to pee, guys. I'll be right back. 125 00:04:30,451 --> 00:04:33,014 Don't get me wrong. I like that you're here. 126 00:04:33,015 --> 00:04:36,150 I just didn't think you'd ever want to hang out at your mom's work. 127 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,985 Well, I tried to get them to hang out 128 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,386 in the parking lot of Tony Rotundo's, 129 00:04:39,388 --> 00:04:40,921 but people wanted Wi-Fi. 130 00:04:40,923 --> 00:04:42,623 By the way, who are those girls? 131 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:44,291 Oh, those are my drug-dealer friends. 132 00:04:44,293 --> 00:04:46,794 We sit in the pile of broken bottles by the bleachers. 133 00:04:46,796 --> 00:04:49,330 You're... you're joking. 134 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,731 So am I. I'm in on this. 135 00:04:50,733 --> 00:04:52,900 Yeah, well, they're seniors, 136 00:04:52,902 --> 00:04:55,079 and they're finally letting me hang out with them. 137 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,171 And I was hoping you could be cool about this, 138 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:58,472 but, obviously... 139 00:04:58,474 --> 00:05:01,308 No, no. I-I-I can be cool. 140 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:03,344 I'm being cool. Just hang out. 141 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,545 They won't even know I'm your mom. 142 00:05:04,547 --> 00:05:06,447 You know, there's free samples. It's dumb. 143 00:05:06,449 --> 00:05:07,915 Never mind. That's stupid. 144 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:10,851 But there are four stations, and one of them's hummus. 145 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:11,885 You love hummus. 146 00:05:11,887 --> 00:05:13,754 Stop knowing what I like. 147 00:05:13,756 --> 00:05:14,888 Ugh. 148 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,360 That's them. 149 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:20,761 Thanks for doing this, 150 00:05:20,763 --> 00:05:22,529 but don't tell them I needed you. 151 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,365 Oh, I'm not even gonna mention you. 152 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,268 I mean, no offense, but it'd be really weird 153 00:05:26,328 --> 00:05:27,561 if you came up. 154 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,263 Hey, guys. 155 00:05:29,336 --> 00:05:32,373 Um, so I know this sucks, but it'd be really chill 156 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,308 if you could find somewhere else to hang out. 157 00:05:35,032 --> 00:05:36,610 - "Chill"? - Yeah. 158 00:05:37,064 --> 00:05:39,164 You know, so the customers can try these out 159 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,599 in case they want to buy them. 160 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:42,083 Sounds chill. 161 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,522 I know. These rules suck, right? 162 00:05:48,524 --> 00:05:50,357 That's why we're laughing. 163 00:05:50,359 --> 00:05:51,725 Totally. 164 00:05:56,332 --> 00:05:57,814 Wait, is that about me? 165 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,000 No, okay, you don't get it. 166 00:06:00,002 --> 00:06:01,234 I'm cool. 167 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:06,358 You're okay. You're okay. 168 00:06:07,358 --> 00:06:10,183 Trust me, don't look back. It only adds to the shame. 169 00:06:13,511 --> 00:06:15,562 Hey, gang, shame about the mall closing. 170 00:06:15,869 --> 00:06:18,248 It's like America's declared war on public spaces. 171 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,350 Anyway, get out. 172 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,063 Good joke, Dina. Put that on TikTok. 173 00:06:26,356 --> 00:06:28,097 - What are you doing? - Change of plans. 174 00:06:28,098 --> 00:06:29,891 Emma's hanging out with her friends. 175 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,188 Wait, really? That's Emma? 176 00:06:34,369 --> 00:06:36,569 Man, she has the least memorable face I've ever seen. 177 00:06:36,571 --> 00:06:37,883 Okay, we're not kicking her out. 178 00:06:37,884 --> 00:06:39,418 What, we're just gonna let her flout the rules? 179 00:06:39,419 --> 00:06:41,050 I thought we were being tough moms. 180 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,819 I haven't gotten to spend much time with her lately. 181 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:43,986 I'm so busy at work. 182 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:45,922 So she's spending most of her time with Adam, 183 00:06:45,924 --> 00:06:47,490 and then whenever we are together, 184 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:49,091 she's just annoyed with me. 185 00:06:49,093 --> 00:06:51,528 Like, the other day I said, "You have a lovely smile." 186 00:06:51,529 --> 00:06:53,496 And she looked me in the eye and said, 187 00:06:53,805 --> 00:06:55,226 "It skipped a generation." 188 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:56,952 Like, why? 189 00:06:56,954 --> 00:06:58,821 Because your mother has an objectively better smile. 190 00:06:58,823 --> 00:07:00,189 I mean, she lights up a room. 191 00:07:00,191 --> 00:07:01,521 It's a tricky time, 192 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,021 and I don't want to make it worse. 193 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,890 All right, look, I'll give you a half an hour. 194 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,826 But, Amy, understand this is an infestation. 195 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,458 Sure, the first termite is cute, 196 00:07:09,459 --> 00:07:10,699 but if you let more of them come, 197 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,934 sooner or later, bye-bye, houseboat. 198 00:07:15,566 --> 00:07:17,599 Don't you have a gambling problem? 199 00:07:17,601 --> 00:07:19,835 It's the only way that I can get him to take my money, 200 00:07:19,837 --> 00:07:22,568 and it's not gambling when it's a sure thing. 201 00:07:23,659 --> 00:07:26,826 Uh... no, you're crazy, Garrett. 202 00:07:26,828 --> 00:07:28,261 I am 100% positive. 203 00:07:28,263 --> 00:07:31,111 So, yes, I will take you up on that bet. 204 00:07:31,112 --> 00:07:33,733 Okay, yes, 'cause this is what is happening right now. 205 00:07:33,735 --> 00:07:35,568 Hey, Mateo. Mateo, come here. 206 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:36,736 Settle something for us. 207 00:07:36,738 --> 00:07:40,708 So I just said that Cher has obviously never won a Grammy, 208 00:07:40,709 --> 00:07:42,442 and Garrett is saying that she has. 209 00:07:42,444 --> 00:07:46,392 I'm sorry, the goddess Cher, as in Cherilyn Sarkisian? 210 00:07:46,678 --> 00:07:47,681 I assume. 211 00:07:47,982 --> 00:07:49,481 I swear she's never won one, 212 00:07:49,483 --> 00:07:51,416 and I will bet you 50 bucks I'm right. 213 00:07:51,418 --> 00:07:52,751 - Okay. - I want in on this. 214 00:07:52,753 --> 00:07:54,419 Cher absolutely has a Grammy. 215 00:07:54,421 --> 00:07:56,688 Okay, get ready to lose 50 bucks. 216 00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:00,142 Although, 50 is a lot, 217 00:08:00,719 --> 00:08:02,685 and Jonah seems so sure. 218 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:05,255 Uh... oh, God. 219 00:08:05,257 --> 00:08:07,257 Maybe Cher doesn't have a Grammy. 220 00:08:07,259 --> 00:08:09,325 That's why she still works so hard and keeps it so tight. 221 00:08:09,327 --> 00:08:11,708 - Don't overthink it, Mateo. - Oh, you know what? 222 00:08:11,709 --> 00:08:14,066 - I just remembered "Believe"... - Mmhmm. 223 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:16,645 That one was a bop. I might be wrong. 224 00:08:16,647 --> 00:08:18,614 Okay, stop second-guessing yourself, Jonah. 225 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:19,665 But you just said... 226 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,332 I'm in. 50 bucks, no Grammy. 227 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,734 Oh, um, uh, okay. Um... 228 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,070 And Cher has... 229 00:08:27,062 --> 00:08:28,068 One Grammy. 230 00:08:28,901 --> 00:08:30,007 For "Believe." 231 00:08:30,584 --> 00:08:32,943 Damn it. I needed that money. 232 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,401 Oh, my God... 233 00:08:36,342 --> 00:08:37,956 I snubbed Cher. 234 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:40,666 I didn't believe. 235 00:08:41,924 --> 00:08:43,454 W-would you like me in the picture? 236 00:08:43,996 --> 00:08:44,996 Ew. 237 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:48,025 Oh, are you Snapchatting that? 238 00:08:48,668 --> 00:08:50,329 You know, Snapchat, the app? 239 00:08:50,971 --> 00:08:52,153 Okay, ma'am. 240 00:08:53,907 --> 00:08:55,565 I'm old! 241 00:08:55,774 --> 00:08:56,990 This is how it happens. 242 00:08:56,991 --> 00:08:59,376 All of a sudden, all the words you know are wrong, 243 00:08:59,378 --> 00:09:01,979 and there's some band on the radio called the Eagles. 244 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,249 Cheyenne, the Eagles are a really famous band. 245 00:09:05,251 --> 00:09:06,783 You've heard of them? 246 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,492 There's nothing wrong with moving on 247 00:09:09,493 --> 00:09:11,293 to a new phase of life. 248 00:09:11,295 --> 00:09:12,494 Take me, for instance. 249 00:09:12,496 --> 00:09:13,829 I used to run this place, 250 00:09:13,831 --> 00:09:15,929 and now I'm the free-sample guy. 251 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,532 One of four. 252 00:09:17,947 --> 00:09:19,968 Oh, she's gonna try it. 253 00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:20,970 Huh? 254 00:09:22,859 --> 00:09:25,212 And she did not like it, not one bit. 255 00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:29,078 I guess she's just not a fan of raisins. 256 00:09:30,893 --> 00:09:32,399 Oh, I... 257 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,716 Okay, full "disclozh"... 258 00:09:34,718 --> 00:09:36,770 I've never pierced anyone's ears before, 259 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:39,267 but you've never had your ears pierced before. 260 00:09:39,323 --> 00:09:41,232 So we're in this together. 261 00:09:41,492 --> 00:09:44,085 So let's just close our eyes and go for it. 262 00:09:47,664 --> 00:09:49,464 As the manager here, 263 00:09:49,466 --> 00:09:52,300 I just wanted to welcome you 264 00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:54,870 with some muffins, 265 00:09:54,872 --> 00:09:58,306 and here are your receipts. 266 00:09:58,308 --> 00:10:01,042 Just hang on to those in case any employees 267 00:10:01,044 --> 00:10:03,311 try to give you static about not buying any. 268 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:04,892 Ugh. Lame-Os. 269 00:10:04,893 --> 00:10:06,432 Why are you being nice to us? 270 00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:09,605 Just because I know kids need to eat after school. 271 00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:12,919 Not because I have any. I don't. 272 00:10:12,921 --> 00:10:16,323 I can't. I rode too many horses. 273 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:19,845 I'm an equestrian... a champion equestrian. 274 00:10:19,846 --> 00:10:21,079 Thanks for the muffins! Bye! 275 00:10:21,081 --> 00:10:22,113 Okay, bye. 276 00:10:22,115 --> 00:10:25,249 - Um, what was that about? - Oh, it's nothing. 277 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:27,418 Look. 278 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,346 What are you doing? 279 00:10:35,195 --> 00:10:39,597 I-I wanted to talk to you, but I was scared, 280 00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:42,500 'cause you're very confident like astronauts. 281 00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:45,036 What? That's so weird. 282 00:10:45,038 --> 00:10:46,537 Say other things. 283 00:10:46,539 --> 00:10:48,680 I don't... I don't what... um... 284 00:10:49,709 --> 00:10:52,143 I take the bus to work. I have a cat. 285 00:10:52,145 --> 00:10:54,451 Okay, I'm officially obsessed with her. 286 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:55,453 Yeah. 287 00:10:55,562 --> 00:10:59,108 Oh, so, will you come out of those chairs for me? 288 00:10:59,109 --> 00:11:01,009 We would die for you, like, now. 289 00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:03,045 Just the chairs are fine. 290 00:11:07,846 --> 00:11:10,922 Oh, Amy, you're very good. 291 00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:12,941 All right, this is how this is gonna go. 292 00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:15,572 I'm gonna give you six minutes to eat, then... five kids, 293 00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:17,911 two bathroom stalls, two minutes per poop... 294 00:11:18,331 --> 00:11:21,099 at 4:39, you'll officially be loiterers again. 295 00:11:21,101 --> 00:11:22,533 You know what? Let's just go. 296 00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:23,646 No, no, no, hold on. 297 00:11:23,647 --> 00:11:26,095 I'm sorry my colleague here hasn't heard 298 00:11:26,155 --> 00:11:28,080 - the new store policy... - Amy... 299 00:11:28,081 --> 00:11:30,615 Which is that there is no minimum purchase, 300 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,558 and you can stay till the store is closed, 301 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:35,620 and we're not gonna bother you anymore. 302 00:11:35,622 --> 00:11:38,636 So, uh, just do whatever. 303 00:11:38,637 --> 00:11:41,137 Really? I got to text Blaze and Rustin. 304 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:42,669 Blaze and Rustin? 305 00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:44,441 We're sunk. 306 00:11:53,785 --> 00:11:55,357 Well, I hope your kid stops hating you 307 00:11:55,358 --> 00:11:56,467 before the store's destroyed. 308 00:11:56,468 --> 00:12:00,336 Okay, she doesn't hate me, and it's really not that bad. 309 00:12:00,338 --> 00:12:03,401 And... oh, I hadn't seen what they'd done to the robot. 310 00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:04,533 Always penises. 311 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,416 Just once I'd like to see them draw a vagina. 312 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,812 Never mind. There they are on the back. 313 00:12:09,814 --> 00:12:11,080 That's something. 314 00:12:11,082 --> 00:12:13,749 She's killing it. 315 00:12:13,751 --> 00:12:14,984 I'm just doing my job. 316 00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:16,819 Oh, my God, who says that? 317 00:12:16,821 --> 00:12:18,254 I wish you were my mom. 318 00:12:18,256 --> 00:12:20,523 I wish they wished I was their mom. 319 00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:22,391 Don't feel so bad. 320 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:25,828 I mean, sometimes people just like who they like, you know? 321 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,663 No one would have ever thought that the cool kids 322 00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:29,265 would have liked me in high school, 323 00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:30,600 but they loved me. 324 00:12:30,602 --> 00:12:33,236 Yeah, they always let me give them gifts, 325 00:12:33,238 --> 00:12:35,238 and they helped out of the locker 326 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,340 when I somehow got shoved inside. 327 00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:38,941 They did that to you? 328 00:12:38,943 --> 00:12:41,878 No, unidentified mean kids did that. 329 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,746 My cool friends were always nearby 330 00:12:43,748 --> 00:12:45,281 laughing about something. 331 00:12:45,283 --> 00:12:47,016 Oh, my God, you're right. 332 00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,827 Sandra's being mean-girled. 333 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,287 Glenn, your story made me so sad, 334 00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:52,855 but it was so helpful. 335 00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:54,690 Oh. Okay, terrific. 336 00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:57,760 50 bucks? Oh, man, now you're talking. 337 00:12:57,762 --> 00:12:59,195 Mateo, get in on this. 338 00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:00,696 I'm not betting any more money. 339 00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:02,732 Ah, come on, you're not gonna win if you don't play. 340 00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:04,934 Besides, look at the... look at the shot. 341 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:09,054 Oh, yeah, there's no way he's making that. 342 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,421 - I'm in. - All right. 343 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,722 All right. 344 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,496 Oh, my God, I made it. 345 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,265 Damn it! I'm down 100 bucks. 346 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,500 - What the hell? - I don't know, man. 347 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,101 I didn't mean to, but... 348 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:27,071 - Did you guys see that shot? - You didn't meant to? 349 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,539 Uh, Mateo's confused, 350 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,341 and the rule in gambling is, if anybody's confused, 351 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,575 they get all of their money back. 352 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,044 Wait, have you guys just been trying 353 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,512 to trick me into taking your money? 354 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,814 Yes, that's exactly what we were doing, 355 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,341 but did you guys see the shot? 356 00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:38,494 That's what's important here. 357 00:13:38,496 --> 00:13:39,829 So all this was a charity? 358 00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:41,819 In practice, it was a lot more like robbery. 359 00:13:43,794 --> 00:13:44,823 Hey. 360 00:13:46,037 --> 00:13:47,470 Oh, hey. 361 00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:49,964 - How's it going with your new friends? - Good. 362 00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:52,312 Yeah, I said lakes were cooler than beaches, 363 00:13:52,313 --> 00:13:54,519 and it took a second, but everyone agreed with me. 364 00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:57,433 That's great. I'm... I'm so happy for you. 365 00:13:57,435 --> 00:13:59,835 Yeah, so, um, thanks 366 00:14:00,196 --> 00:14:03,239 for, like, not being totally weird today. 367 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:06,175 Yeah, no, I mean... pssht... 368 00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:07,809 Of course. 369 00:14:07,932 --> 00:14:09,765 Like, whatever. 370 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:16,052 Hey, I just confiscated this. It's been filled with bleach. 371 00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:19,105 Now, I'll be the first to admit, that is a funny concept. 372 00:14:19,106 --> 00:14:21,857 But, come on, it's time for these kids to go. 373 00:14:21,859 --> 00:14:24,293 No, Dina, it's going so well with Emma. 374 00:14:24,295 --> 00:14:27,396 She just told me that I wasn't being too weird. 375 00:14:27,398 --> 00:14:28,597 Congratulations. 376 00:14:28,599 --> 00:14:30,466 That said, we need to get them out of here 377 00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:32,034 before something like this happens. 378 00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:35,204 Ooh, whoops. Sorry about that. 379 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:37,005 - Go re-vest - Okay. 380 00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:40,026 Okay, fine. Do it. 381 00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:42,394 But if Emma asks, you acted alone. 382 00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:43,505 No problem. 383 00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:45,815 If I see and happen to recognize Emma, 384 00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:46,982 I will pass that on. 385 00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:53,556 Okay, stop messing with Sandra. 386 00:14:53,558 --> 00:14:55,554 Literally, what are you talking about? 387 00:14:55,555 --> 00:14:56,620 Oh, you know. 388 00:14:56,622 --> 00:15:00,395 You've got her all like, "Oh, boy, somebody likes me, 389 00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:02,726 and I have something to live for for once?" 390 00:15:02,728 --> 00:15:04,395 It's mean. 391 00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:05,804 Was that supposed to be me? 392 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,398 Yeah, I'm sticking up for you. 393 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,567 Next thing, you're gonna be going after her hair 394 00:15:09,568 --> 00:15:11,328 and, you know, the way that she stands. 395 00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:14,464 Oh, my God. You're bullying her. 396 00:15:14,854 --> 00:15:17,000 I've never met an actual bully in real life. 397 00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:20,377 I thought they were just in, like, old movies in the 1990s. 398 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,162 No, you're the bullies. 399 00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:25,531 Ma'am, I hope you find peace, okay? 400 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,768 Oh. No, no, no. 401 00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,104 Oh, Mateo, you obviously didn't have to... 402 00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:33,439 I chose to make those bets. 403 00:15:33,441 --> 00:15:35,119 I'm gonna pay you what I owe you. 404 00:15:36,944 --> 00:15:38,877 - $4. - Slowly. 405 00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:40,646 Like, this is all my fault. 406 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,314 I knew Jonah had a gambling thing, 407 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,149 but I just thought that meant he was good at it. 408 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,951 Why would you have a hobby that you suck at? 409 00:15:45,953 --> 00:15:47,806 Okay, you know what? If I suck, why don't you just 410 00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:48,954 bet against me this time? 411 00:15:48,955 --> 00:15:50,356 It'll give you a chance to erase the debt. 412 00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,284 No, thanks. You've messed with me enough already. 413 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,627 Oh, come on, come on, we'll just flip a coin, you know. 414 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,128 If you win, then we're square. 415 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:58,163 If you lose, then, you know, whatever. 416 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,015 Double screwed is just screwed, right? 417 00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:02,496 That's really smart. 418 00:16:02,498 --> 00:16:03,898 Is it? 419 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,032 Heads. 420 00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:10,197 Nice! 421 00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:12,298 Okay. Let's... let's do it again. 422 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,468 Are you sure? 'Cause this seems like a pretty good stopping point. 423 00:16:14,469 --> 00:16:16,353 - 20 bucks? - Yeah, fine by me. 424 00:16:16,524 --> 00:16:17,790 Heads. 425 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,075 Wow. I am good at this. 426 00:16:22,077 --> 00:16:23,309 Well, it's random luck. 427 00:16:23,311 --> 00:16:25,129 No, it's not. I have a system. 428 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,409 Of guessing heads, yeah. 429 00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:27,990 Well, it keeps beating you, so... 430 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:30,300 Yeah, okay. Okay, um, again. 431 00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:31,969 I'm assuming you want... you want heads. 432 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:33,915 Got to follow my system. 433 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,975 - And it's heads! - Yeah! 434 00:16:37,977 --> 00:16:39,710 - You okay? - Again. 435 00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,779 Hey, guys. Want to hear some hot goss? 436 00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:44,881 I'm gonna kick you the [bleep] out of the store. 437 00:16:44,883 --> 00:16:46,440 - What? - You heard me. 438 00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:48,985 Pack up your SunnyDs and your Tamagotchis and hit the road. 439 00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:51,201 You're changing the rules on us. 440 00:16:51,202 --> 00:16:53,736 - Is this because of our age? - Absolutely. 441 00:16:53,738 --> 00:16:55,345 So it's discrimination. 442 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:58,007 What... what are you... what are you doing? 443 00:16:58,009 --> 00:17:00,510 - Documenting injustice. - Continue. 444 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:03,569 You were saying this was a discriminatory policy. 445 00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:06,883 Why can't you just kick them out? 446 00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:08,851 I tried. They started filming me. 447 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,058 And I don't want to become a meme 448 00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:12,652 like that racist barbecue woman with the cool sunglasses. 449 00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:15,416 So we have to make them want to leave. 450 00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:19,440 So let's just think of places that teens like to go. 451 00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:20,994 That's easy. 452 00:17:21,516 --> 00:17:22,519 The hop. 453 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,354 How old are you? 454 00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:25,822 Have we thought about using 455 00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:27,857 the teachings of the Sacred Wheel 456 00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:30,760 to show them the interconnectedness of all life? 457 00:17:30,762 --> 00:17:32,759 Yes, Carol, we did try that. 458 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,513 - I think you were in the bathroom. - Oh. 459 00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:36,080 Hmm, what about, like, the mall? 460 00:17:36,937 --> 00:17:38,922 Eugene, you're excused. 461 00:17:38,923 --> 00:17:40,005 Okay. 462 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,644 Oh, God, they've breached. 463 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,409 That's it. 464 00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:48,497 It's their store now. 465 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,177 What'd you say? 466 00:17:53,485 --> 00:17:55,117 Let's go. Again, again. 467 00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:57,421 Heads. 468 00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:58,790 What? 469 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,916 Okay, you know what? You're down 200 bucks. Let's just stop. 470 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,856 No, no, no, no, no. One more time, one more time. 471 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,015 Double or nothing. 472 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,484 If it's tails, we all walk away even. 473 00:18:08,026 --> 00:18:09,582 - And if it's heads? - It's not gonna be heads. 474 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,083 Flip the coin. 475 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,954 It's heads. 476 00:18:15,956 --> 00:18:17,055 $400. 477 00:18:17,503 --> 00:18:19,985 Thank you guys so much. 478 00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:21,486 Oh, God, it feels so much better 479 00:18:21,488 --> 00:18:23,059 winning this money fair and square. 480 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,479 Feel good to help people? 481 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,450 Don't, uh, tell Amy about this. 482 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:37,901 Gonna have to Febreze that couch for a long time. 483 00:18:37,903 --> 00:18:39,308 Hey, Cheyenne. 484 00:18:39,474 --> 00:18:40,485 You're young. 485 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,444 Any ideas on how we get rid of them? 486 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,220 I'm not young. 487 00:18:44,608 --> 00:18:46,541 Maybe I never was. 488 00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:49,561 Well, you broke Cheyenne. I hope you're happy. 489 00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:51,887 All to try and make your daughter think you're cool. 490 00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:54,997 No, I'm not trying to get Emma to think I'm cool. 491 00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:57,589 I just don't want her to think that I actively suck. 492 00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:00,134 Mm, sorry, but she's gonna. 493 00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:02,605 You're her mom. She's a teenager. 494 00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:06,044 Back then, I thought my mom was a dork, and she was in prison. 495 00:19:06,097 --> 00:19:08,598 Yeah, I guess this is a losing battle. 496 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,524 I mean, the more I try and get to her, 497 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:12,025 the further she runs away. 498 00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,109 Because you're lame. 499 00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:16,519 You're lame as hell. 500 00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:20,123 - In Emma's eyes. - Among other places. 501 00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:21,806 Amy, the things you've been suppressing 502 00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:23,440 are exactly what we need. 503 00:19:23,442 --> 00:19:26,076 You're not some hip checked-out mom. 504 00:19:26,238 --> 00:19:28,604 You're a smothering, doting, teary mess, 505 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,847 and we need to show those children that mess 506 00:19:30,849 --> 00:19:32,671 in all its horrifying glory. 507 00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:42,259 Uh, what is all this? 508 00:19:42,813 --> 00:19:46,081 We just wanted to let you know that we believe in you. 509 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:50,432 Uh, uh, why are you taking my picture? 510 00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:51,668 Mason, right? 511 00:19:51,669 --> 00:19:54,370 Congratulations, Mason. You're our Teen of the Week. 512 00:19:54,372 --> 00:19:56,667 I'm gonna put this picture on our website, on the Internet. 513 00:19:57,575 --> 00:20:00,009 Ma'am, what are you doing? 514 00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:02,144 Well, um... 515 00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:05,748 everybody, I wanted to let you know 516 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,417 that I am so proud of you... 517 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,820 of who you are, of who you're becoming. 518 00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:15,824 And even though there's some distance between us... 519 00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:19,928 you know, customers and employees... 520 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,698 I know that, ultimately, this... 521 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:26,902 journey that you're on is leading to a wonderful place. 522 00:20:27,503 --> 00:20:29,675 And I know I said that it was possibly problematic 523 00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:30,875 that you're GarageBand beats 524 00:20:30,877 --> 00:20:32,315 had too many African influences, 525 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:35,516 but that was authentic to you, so that is enough for me. 526 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,387 And I am speaking to all of you, obviously... 527 00:20:39,894 --> 00:20:41,224 metaphorically... 528 00:20:42,036 --> 00:20:43,261 and I love you. 529 00:20:43,738 --> 00:20:45,704 I love you so much. 530 00:20:46,374 --> 00:20:48,448 I love you all so much. 531 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,720 This sucks! 532 00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:53,108 Let's go check out that parking lot. 533 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,691 Good Bye! 534 00:20:54,699 --> 00:20:57,188 Come back tomorrow we'll show you some educational videos 535 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,189 about your changing bodies. 536 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,599 Well done Amy. That was truely painful to watch. 537 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,495 Ya, that was brutal. 538 00:21:04,548 --> 00:21:07,107 If you were my mom I'd never talk to you again. 539 00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:08,252 Thank you. 540 00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:09,273 Hey? 541 00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:12,263 Ah, I was just wondering if I could take off just a, a tiny bit early?