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Good morning, everyone...
good morning.

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So listen, guys,
we are not in good shape.

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The whole
doing-business-in-China thing

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has sort of
bitten us in the ass.

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And now we aren't selling enough
weed to keep up with our costs.

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You see this?
This right here?

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That's us plateauing.

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We no longer get any of that
sweet Chinese money

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and now,
all the money we do make

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doesn't even cover our expenses.

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So, how do we sell more weed?
Stan?

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I don't know.

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Do, like a sale?
Like a fall sale?

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Not good enough!
Shelley?

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I hate marijuana.

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Nice attitude. How do we sell
more weed? Sharon?

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If you don't make commercials
or do more parades for the town

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- we'd have more money.
- Right, cut out all our marketing.

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That's Sharon's great idea,
everyone. Towelie?

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You know what the problem is,
it's the schwag.

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All those stands and seeds,
they just go to waste, man.

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Go on.

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It's like... we sell
all the good parts of the weed

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but we throw away, like,
tons and tons

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of all the left over shit.

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You can sell that crap as mulch
to a hardware company.

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Mulch.

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Use our discarded product to
recover costs.

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Everyone, great job.

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You just got pwned by a towel.

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It's Sloppy Joe Day!

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It's Sloppy Joe Day!

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I seriously think
that Sloppy Joe Day

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is my favorite day at school.

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Yeah, it's the best.

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Sloppy Joe Day
it's sloppy Joe day!

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Come on,
keep the line moving, kids!

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- What is this?
- That's today's lunch.

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- It's feesh.
- Feesh?

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But, but this is Sloppy Joe Day.

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Yeah, well,
the menu's been changed.

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We had kids complainin'
our food wasn't healthy

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or sustainable enough so don't
you start bitchin' about it now.

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What kids were complaining about
health and sustainability?!

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What kids would care at all
that...?

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- The girls!
- The girls?

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The [bleep] girls.

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Excuse me!

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Can someone explain to us why
this is on our lunch trays?

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Yeah, it's supposed to be
Sloppy Joe Day!

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We asked for healthier options

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and to sometimes have food
for those of us

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who don't eat red meat.

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Oh, my God.
I'm about to lose my mind...

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You think you can just mess with
a man's lunch...

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- It's okay Eric...
- You think that your ideas

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about health and nutrition...
Should be somehow

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- interfering with mine...
- Eric, Eric...

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You dictate what foods
I can eat...

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- Eric? Eric?
- I can't. I can't.

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Butters, I can't...

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Clear.

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We got him back.

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[Bleep] you, Wendy.

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How much you think
we'll get for our mulch?

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Even if we only get
ten cents a pound,

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we have, like,
a million pounds of it.

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This is gonna save our business.

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I'm really hungry
all of a sudden,

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you want some Burger King?

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Yeah, I'll take some
onion rings.

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Welcome to Burger King,
can I take your order?

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Uh, hi, can I get, um,
large onion rings...

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The big Coke Zero and, um...

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What's an Impossible burger?

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It's a plant-based burger, sir.

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Plant based?

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You mean, like,
it's not, like, a cow?

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No sir, it's completely vegan,

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but it's engineered to replicate
the taste and texture of beef.

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Huh.
Okay I'll try it.

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Hey, this tastes like shit.

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You guys make money off of this?

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They're very popular, sir.

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A lot of people care about the
environment and sustainability.

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Ah, that, that's amazing.

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I mean, this seriously
tastes like dog shit.

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And you get people to buy it?

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Wait a minute...

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Plant based...

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Plant.

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Based...

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Plant based. Oh, my God.

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Comin', through!
Make way!

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Hey guys, how's it going?

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You're out of the hospital?

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Yes. The girls tried to kill me,
but they didn't succeed.

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However we cannot let
the girls' protests

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ruin our lunch ever again.

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Oh, gimme a break!

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It's not just girls
who want to change the menu,

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it's boys too! Yeah!
I want vegan food!

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A lot of students
are protesting!

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Well their protesting
is ruining my lunch!

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We have a right to free speech!

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Yes, we do all have
freedom of speech,

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but at times there are
ramifications for the negative

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that can happen,
when you're not thinking

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about others and you're only
thinking for yourself!

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Woah, woah, woah-
what's going on, kids!

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The protestors are trying to
kill Eric again Mr. Mackey!

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M'kay, kids, we don't want
another incident here, m'kay?

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When you try to
change people's lunch,

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they don't realize it harms
people financially, physically,

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emotionally, and spiritually.

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Eric, it's okay.

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We aren't going to change the
school menu, m'kay?

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Everything's fine.

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That's not fair!

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Doesn't it matter
we're being silenced?!

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My lunch!

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Girls, I'm sorry. But the health
of our students has to come first.

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Gerald, thanks for coming.

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You're not going to
believe this.

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- Believe what?
Your text said that... - Come on!

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Come on! Come on!

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I think I've perfected it,
Gerald.

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I've made a sustainable,
healthy alternative to meat.

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I want you to to try it.

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- It's a hamburger?
- It's a Tegridy burger.

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Go ahead.
Try it.

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Well?

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- It tastes like shit.
- Yeah, it's plant based.

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But keep eating it though.

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I just... I just
don't think it's very good.

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Randy wait for it.

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Wait for it.

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- Yeah, it's good.
- Yeah, right?

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It's really [bleep] good, man.

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This is like the best burger
I've ever had!

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And you can eat a lot of 'em
and not feel bloated.

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Towelie's had, like, 12!

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Best burgers I ever had.

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Oh, my God.

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School cafeteria ribs.

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After all that yogurt and crap
they gave me at the hospital.

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I love Barbecue Rib Day

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Yeah, I think maybe
I like Rib Day

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Even more than Sloppy Joe Day

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It's a difficult choice

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Everyone? Everyone, can I
have your attention, please?

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Look, guys. We're supposed to be
the young generation, right?

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We're the ones upset about
the world our parents left us.

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Yeah, but eating
this kind of food

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makes us all just as guilty.

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The millions and millions
of cows and pigs and chickens

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that we harvest every year are a
huge reason for climate change.

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It is up to us as students
to protest for change.

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Young voices matter!

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Without sustainable
and ethical food choices now,

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we're proving to be no...

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Can I please just enjoy my lunch
for five God damn minutes.

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You gotta calm down, Eric,
Remember your condition...

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We all have freedom of speech

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but stop talking about climate
change during lunchtime!

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Okay, let's sit down.

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Some of us are trying to
just enjoy some simple

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God damn barbecue ribs and I...

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Oh, God they did it
to me again, Butters.

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Eric!
I think this is the big one.

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- Don't let me die.
- Somebody, help!

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Don't let me d-
don't let me die, butters!

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Clear.

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We got him back.

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[Bleep] you Wendy.

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So that's one Whopper,
one order of chicken strings,

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and a medium beverage...

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- Burgers!
Get your burgers here!

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Okay that'll be fif...

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Plant-based burgers for sale!

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Excuse me one moment.

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Get your hamburgers here!

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Plant-based burgers for sale!

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Hey!
What are you doing?

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I'm sellin' hamburgers! All
natural, completely plant based.

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- Thank you sir.
- You can't sell hamburgers here,

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this is a Burger King!

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You sell hamburgers here.

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Yeah, you sell hamburgers here.

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This is seriously
as good or better

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than a real hamburger.

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Can I get a couple more
to take to work?

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Hey now look, buddy!

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I'm not gonna lose customers
because of you!

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We have plant-based burgers
inside as well!

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Come try our Impossible burger!

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Tegridy burger! Made locally
right here in South Park!

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Tegridy burger.

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Stop that!

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Alright, everyone, listen up.

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As you know,
there are several students

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protesting the school menu.

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But there are other students
who are voicing

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their concerns against changes.

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Eric Cartman is still recovering
in the hospital,

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we all wish him well.

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Now the school has been
looking into several options

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to deal with problem.

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And I do believe
we have found a compromise.

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We have found a new company
in the plant-based

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fast food industry
who would like to be

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the supplier for our cafeteria.

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And so please welcome the
founder of Incredible Meat.

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Hello, children.

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I want to thank you
and I want to thank

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your fine principal,
for hearing me out.

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I take plants
and I process them into goo.

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I am a goo man.

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I have factories
all over the country.

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I have trucks right now
loaded with goo

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that can be here
within the week.

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The goo I speak of
can be made into anything.

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It can be made into tacos.

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It can be made into hot dogs.

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And I promise you
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will know the difference.

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I would very much like to be
the plant-based meat vendor

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for your school.

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I would like to be
the plant-based meat vendor

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for your town.

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I'm a simple family man
and a vegetarian.

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I would like the opportunity
to make you all

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vegetarians as well.
And I thank you.

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Eating meat doesn't just
hurt animals, it hurts people.

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It takes 13 pounds of grain
to produce

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just 1 pound of animal meat.

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All that plant food
could be used

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much more efficiently
if people just ate it directly.

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Meat is also
not environmentally friendly.

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Meat production is wasteful
and causes

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enormous amounts of pollution,

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and the meat industry
is one of the biggest...

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Oh, I was just saying
that adopting a vegan diet

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is way more effective
than switching to

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a "greener" car in the fight
against climate change.

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For your health, for our planet,

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for the animals,
and for each other.

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We have to switch
to plant-based foods.

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Now, i-it just so happens...

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Cheeba

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Cheeba, cheeba

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Cheeba Cheeba, cheeba.

254
00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:13,617
Cheeba, cheeba

255
00:11:13,618 --> 00:11:15,619
You gotta be kidding me!

256
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:18,507
It's our grand opening!

257
00:11:18,532 --> 00:11:21,969
Come and visit your town's only
plant-based burger joint!

258
00:11:21,994 --> 00:11:25,483
It's not the town's
only plant-based burger joint!

259
00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,619
Cheeba, cheeba-cheeba

260
00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,401
Celebrate our grand opening...

261
00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:31,669
Tegridy Burger.

262
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:33,070
Jeeba, jeeba

263
00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:34,905
Jeeba-jeeba

264
00:11:38,247 --> 00:11:39,874
Here he comes!

265
00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,313
It's Taco Tuesday

266
00:11:42,314 --> 00:11:43,796
It's T-Taco...

267
00:11:51,198 --> 00:11:54,093
- Mr. Mackey.
- Oh, h-hello, Eric.

268
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,329
What's going on, Butters?
It's Taco Tuesday

269
00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:01,093
It's Taco Tuesday.

270
00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:06,673
These tacos look different.
What kind are they?

271
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:11,124
They're...
Incredible Beef Tacos.

272
00:12:11,308 --> 00:12:14,187
Oh, Incredible Beef Tacos.
That sounds nice.

273
00:12:49,127 --> 00:12:51,153
Did you guys see that
new "Joker" movie?

274
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:53,752
Oh, thank God.
It worked.

275
00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:02,800
Welcome City Wok.
I take a order, please.

276
00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:05,429
Are you the owner
of this restaurant?

277
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,565
Yes.
I take a order, please.

278
00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:09,600
I'd like to
do business with you.

279
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,168
Your establishment
here is perfect

280
00:13:11,169 --> 00:13:12,903
for my plant-based meats.

281
00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:15,310
You see, I am a goo man.

282
00:13:15,335 --> 00:13:17,851
If you carry my product,
Incredible Meats,

283
00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:20,888
we can put the word "incredible"
before all of your dishes.

284
00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:23,414
You mean,
instead of City Chicken,

285
00:13:23,415 --> 00:13:24,982
I could have
Incredible City Chicken?

286
00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:26,497
That is correct.

287
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:28,753
You mean instead
of City Mongorian Beef,

288
00:13:28,754 --> 00:13:31,055
I can have
Incredibly City Mongorian Beef?

289
00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:32,757
- That's right.
- You're saying now

290
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:35,526
I can have scallops with
Incredibly City XO Sauce?!

291
00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:37,094
Okay! Sign me up!

292
00:13:37,095 --> 00:13:38,829
That is most excellent!

293
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:41,230
Now, how many customers
on average do you have

294
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,349
per day?

295
00:13:42,495 --> 00:13:45,810
Including my wife?
Uh, zero to one per day.

296
00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:47,905
That's it.

297
00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:50,908
Yeah, I got no customers now
that a Tegridy Burger opened up.

298
00:13:50,909 --> 00:13:52,510
Everyone want
plant-based food now.

299
00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:53,944
That's why I'm ready
you sign me up.

300
00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:55,591
What is Tegridy Burger?

301
00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:58,052
Yeah, here you look.
Down the block.

302
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,052
Most popular place in town.

303
00:14:02,997 --> 00:14:04,520
Is that so?!

304
00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:06,457
Hey!

305
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,880
Hey, what about
my Incredibly City Chicken?

306
00:14:13,098 --> 00:14:15,833
Whatchu doin', you sum bitch?

307
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:16,966
Excuse me?

308
00:14:16,991 --> 00:14:19,212
I'm the biggest cattle rancher
in South Park.

309
00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:23,450
I made my livin' 62 odd years
before you fancy plant growers

310
00:14:23,475 --> 00:14:25,743
done showed up
and put me outta job!

311
00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:28,012
Well I'm sorry,
Mr. Cow Killer...

312
00:14:28,013 --> 00:14:30,419
but this is called
"evolution."

313
00:14:30,444 --> 00:14:33,193
I got 300 cows that
the world has suddenly decided

314
00:14:33,218 --> 00:14:34,919
they got no use fer!

315
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,474
What am I supposed to do
with 'em... Put em in a zoo?

316
00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:40,034
What they gonna do now,
go start a cow circus?

317
00:14:40,158 --> 00:14:42,450
Go make some cow TV show?

318
00:14:42,475 --> 00:14:45,543
You are single handedly making
cows extinct, you!

319
00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:47,629
You gotta plan
for 'em all?! Fine!

320
00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:53,888
Come on!
Yah! Come on!

321
00:14:53,913 --> 00:14:57,015
Mr. Plant-Based Burgers here
is gonna take care of you now!

322
00:14:57,142 --> 00:14:59,777
Yeah, don't worry.
He cares about the environment.

323
00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:01,846
So he can figure out
what to do with you.

324
00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,047
Hey.

325
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,357
[Bleep] you.

326
00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:05,983
No, [bleep] you, sum bitch!

327
00:15:05,984 --> 00:15:07,802
They're your problem now.

328
00:15:21,911 --> 00:15:23,134
Teacher?

329
00:15:26,703 --> 00:15:28,170
Lunchtime!

330
00:15:28,974 --> 00:15:31,175
Walk don't run, mm-kay.

331
00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:33,241
Hey, Butters!
Wait up, dude.

332
00:15:34,579 --> 00:15:35,880
You know what today is, right?

333
00:15:35,881 --> 00:15:37,364
It's Salisbury Steak Day

334
00:15:37,389 --> 00:15:38,992
Salisbury Steak Day,
it's Salis...

335
00:15:39,017 --> 00:15:41,044
Salisbury Steak Day.

336
00:15:41,553 --> 00:15:42,987
Butters, is something going on?

337
00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:44,722
Your lunch dances
aren't the same.

338
00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:47,708
Eric, I...
I just hate lying to you.

339
00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:50,044
I mean you've been
in the hospital... twice.

340
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,662
I feel guilty.

341
00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,597
Guilty? About what?

342
00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:55,802
It's our lunches, Eric.
It's...

343
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,544
Incredible Meat.

344
00:15:57,736 --> 00:15:59,203
Yes, I think it's pretty good.

345
00:15:59,204 --> 00:16:02,139
No, Eric!
See, there was this guy.

346
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,794
He's a goo man.

347
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,645
The [bleep] is a goo man?!

348
00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,177
Go on, shoo!

349
00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:20,943
Hey! God damn it!

350
00:16:23,629 --> 00:16:25,463
I don't know
what we're gonna do.

351
00:16:25,488 --> 00:16:27,099
These cows are eating
all our weed,

352
00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,599
and they're shitting everywhere!

353
00:16:28,624 --> 00:16:30,759
They're gonna put us completely
out of business.

354
00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:32,960
Can't you find anyone else
to take 'em?

355
00:16:32,961 --> 00:16:35,169
Nobody wants cows anymore!

356
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,880
They're bad for climate change.

357
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:40,770
- We gotta kill 'em.
- What?!

358
00:16:40,795 --> 00:16:42,696
They're ruining
our burger business!

359
00:16:42,721 --> 00:16:44,333
We gotta kill all these cows!

360
00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:45,708
How are we gonna do that?

361
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:47,349
Look, it's not gonna be easy.

362
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,442
It's not something
anyone wants to do but...

363
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,732
we're just gonna have
to get really, really high.

364
00:17:23,095 --> 00:17:25,396
Yeah!

365
00:17:43,877 --> 00:17:46,469
I've been in your town
a little while now.

366
00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:49,420
What I see is a community
that is ready for change.

367
00:17:49,711 --> 00:17:52,000
You see, I am a goo man.

368
00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:55,359
What I serve
in your school cafeteria

369
00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:57,552
is a synthetically-modulated
plant protein.

370
00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,366
I have taken over nearly all

371
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,001
the fast food restaurants
here in town

372
00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:03,403
and teamed up with the fine
people in your community.

373
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:06,297
This my new regional
manager, H.W.

374
00:18:06,322 --> 00:18:08,623
- It's Rick.
- Shut up, H.W.

375
00:18:08,648 --> 00:18:11,316
You see, I'm trying to reach
all the school cafeterias,

376
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,367
all the stadiums,
fast food restaurants,

377
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,460
all the places that
serve shitty food

378
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,195
and serve shitty goo.

379
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,899
The goo for these kind of places
is made in a factory.

380
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,947
It's made in a lab.

381
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:24,625
It's just down-market goo.

382
00:18:26,576 --> 00:18:29,244
But I can tell people
it's healthy and earth friendly,

383
00:18:29,269 --> 00:18:32,054
and I can send my goo
through a network of pipes

384
00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:34,381
running all the way
to the ocean.

385
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,440
So, that it can be
eaten by people

386
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:39,867
who eat crappy food anyway...
From coast to coast.

387
00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:42,750
And that what
we have for school lunch now?

388
00:18:42,775 --> 00:18:45,410
That's what all the kids decided
while I wasn't there?

389
00:18:45,574 --> 00:18:47,008
But you see, It doesn't work

390
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,635
unless I own all
the crappy food places.

391
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:50,760
Mr. Rancher?

392
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:53,100
Y-Yes sir.
Mr. Goo Man?

393
00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:55,562
Have you done
what I've asked you to do?

394
00:18:55,587 --> 00:18:58,781
It's all done, sir.
You'll have everything you need.

395
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,140
Well if you don't mind boys,
I have work to tend to.

396
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:06,532
Me too. I need to have a word
with the students at my school.

397
00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:09,054
Oh, God, Eric!
What are you gonna do?!

398
00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:13,179
It has become the most popular
burger in Colorado.

399
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,169
The plant-based Tegridy Burger

400
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,078
is changing the way
people think about food.

401
00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:20,523
All over the state,
people are turning vegan

402
00:19:20,548 --> 00:19:22,986
and eating more ethical
sustainable meat.

403
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,592
I'm standing now
with Randy Marsh,

404
00:19:28,617 --> 00:19:29,890
the owner of Tegridy Burger,

405
00:19:29,915 --> 00:19:31,729
and, Mr. Marsh,
you must be pretty excited.

406
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,564
Yeah, you know,
we're all just...

407
00:19:34,721 --> 00:19:36,989
We're all just bein'
healthy and ethical over here!

408
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,828
Uh-huh, and, Mr. Marsh,

409
00:19:38,853 --> 00:19:42,062
what about the student protests
coming out against your burger

410
00:19:42,087 --> 00:19:43,788
right now?!

411
00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:45,234
Students are coming forward,

412
00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:48,174
saying that Tegridy Farms
is unethical and hypocritical.

413
00:19:48,199 --> 00:19:50,898
That's right!
Tegridy Burger is a fraud!

414
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,424
We caught their farm on camera.
Just take a look!

415
00:19:53,449 --> 00:19:54,952
We warn you,
the following footage

416
00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:56,244
is graphic.

417
00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:10,296
Mr. Marsh, what do you have
to say about these images?

418
00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:12,418
Oh, hey.

419
00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:14,162
[Bleep] you!

420
00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:15,163
Oh, they were...

421
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,172
They were just...

422
00:20:16,197 --> 00:20:17,664
We didn't eat 'em!

423
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,437
Hey, guys, looks like
I almost missed lunch.

424
00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:30,953
Oh, God.
Someone's gonna die.

425
00:20:30,978 --> 00:20:33,613
I found out about what
we're eating here at the school.

426
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,959
I found out
what it's made of and where!

427
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:40,706
N-Now, Eric, stay calm, mm-kay!
We're sorry.

428
00:20:40,731 --> 00:20:42,272
We were just trying
to find a compromise!

429
00:20:42,297 --> 00:20:43,644
Now just be calm.

430
00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,172
What are you sorry about?

431
00:20:45,197 --> 00:20:47,883
It's me who owes all you guys
an apology.

432
00:20:50,895 --> 00:20:52,453
I thought you guys
were all trying

433
00:20:52,478 --> 00:20:54,594
to force me to eat healthy,
but I've learned

434
00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:56,653
that a lot of this stuff
is made in a factory

435
00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:59,461
and processed with tons of salt
just like all my favorite foods!

436
00:20:59,922 --> 00:21:01,867
SpaghettiOs, Rice-A-Roni...

437
00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:03,217
Here I was thinking
what you wanted

438
00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:05,031
was stuff from a farmers market.

439
00:21:06,429 --> 00:21:08,703
I just didn't want
my food to change.

440
00:21:08,704 --> 00:21:11,038
School cafeteria meat
is just processed crap

441
00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:13,047
that comes in a box,
and this is...

442
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,073
just processed crap
that comes in a box.

443
00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:16,499
I don't have a problem with it.

444
00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:17,601
All I wanted was to be able

445
00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:18,890
to eat the same garbage
I always have,

446
00:21:18,915 --> 00:21:20,922
and this is definitely garbage.

447
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,126
And hey, if it happens to
be more ethical and sustainable,

448
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,242
well, I guess
I'm fine with that, too.

449
00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:27,914
So, you see, guys?

450
00:21:27,939 --> 00:21:29,840
There was actually
no reason to protest!

451
00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:32,133
We were actually all
on the same page all the time!

452
00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:34,389
At least we learned
that freedom of speech

453
00:21:34,414 --> 00:21:35,630
truly doesn't matter!

454
00:21:35,631 --> 00:21:37,098
Come on, let's eat!

455
00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:38,773
It's Processed
Meat-Like Substance Day

456
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,773
It's Processed
Meat-Like Substance Day

457
00:21:40,797 --> 00:21:45,046
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