1 00:00:01,057 --> 00:00:02,459 Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:02,462 --> 00:00:03,902 The Farm left me. 3 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,348 The worthy ascended. 4 00:00:05,351 --> 00:00:06,905 Where's my mom and Polly? 5 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:09,115 Gone. Everyone is. 6 00:00:09,118 --> 00:00:11,502 I'm Charles, your brother. 7 00:00:11,504 --> 00:00:13,329 It's vital that we find your mom ASAP. 8 00:00:13,331 --> 00:00:14,889 Is there anything we can do to help? 9 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:16,165 Thought you might ask. 10 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:17,596 Welcome home, Jay-Jay. 11 00:00:17,599 --> 00:00:19,970 We want your father, not you. 12 00:00:19,973 --> 00:00:21,598 Understood, Agent Ardelia. 13 00:00:21,601 --> 00:00:23,227 You're under arrest. 14 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:24,457 For what? 15 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:27,485 For conducting illegal activities at your establishments. 16 00:00:27,487 --> 00:00:30,479 Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder. 17 00:00:30,481 --> 00:00:31,922 Your own husband's. 18 00:00:31,925 --> 00:00:34,679 This is what I got when I asked my dad about that stupid game. 19 00:00:34,682 --> 00:00:37,306 I've been thinking about making some changes to this place, Mad Dog. 20 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:39,660 - I want you to help me run it. - Oh, yeah. 21 00:00:39,663 --> 00:00:42,116 Fred Andrews will always be a part of Riverdale. 22 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:43,631 I love you so much, Dad. 23 00:00:45,422 --> 00:00:48,423 After Mr. Andrews' funeral, 24 00:00:48,425 --> 00:00:51,529 the rest of summer vacation passed in a surreal haze. 25 00:00:53,171 --> 00:00:56,788 Betty, Veronica, and I spent as much time as we could with Archie. 26 00:00:57,934 --> 00:01:00,918 We had dinner at Pop's every night. 27 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,320 And every day you could tell he was getting better and better. 28 00:01:04,323 --> 00:01:06,573 I'm not saying he wasn't still heartbroken, 29 00:01:06,576 --> 00:01:08,093 the entire town was, 30 00:01:08,096 --> 00:01:09,968 but my pal Archie's a fighter. 31 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,400 And by the last day of summer vacation, 32 00:01:12,403 --> 00:01:16,025 while the football field was being mowed for the new season, 33 00:01:16,027 --> 00:01:19,704 and the school floors were being buffed to a shine, 34 00:01:19,706 --> 00:01:21,105 and banners for the first dance 35 00:01:21,107 --> 00:01:22,698 of the year were being hung, 36 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,714 Archie was doing what he does best. 37 00:01:25,849 --> 00:01:27,491 You know, Mad Dog, I was thinking. 38 00:01:27,494 --> 00:01:28,785 School starts tomorrow. 39 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,453 What if you came with me? 40 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,160 Why would I do that? 41 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,522 I don't know, to get your diploma. 42 00:01:37,873 --> 00:01:38,887 Don't you want it? 43 00:01:40,158 --> 00:01:41,241 Hell yeah. 44 00:01:41,252 --> 00:01:43,386 Okay, then this is your chance. 45 00:01:43,388 --> 00:01:45,337 Isn't your younger brother gonna be a freshman? 46 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,722 I don't know, Red. 47 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:48,450 After everything I've lived through, 48 00:01:48,453 --> 00:01:50,919 I don't think going back to textbooks and cafeteria politics 49 00:01:50,922 --> 00:01:53,753 - is really my scene. - Yeah. It's not mine either. 50 00:01:53,756 --> 00:01:57,289 But getting that diploma is what my dad wanted, so I'm going to do it. 51 00:01:57,292 --> 00:01:59,584 Look, all I'm saying is, we could do it together. 52 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,353 Hell, you could even try out for the Bulldogs. 53 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,738 Ooh, a little pigskin. 54 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,741 So, Mom missed another check-in with you? 55 00:02:06,744 --> 00:02:07,952 Yes. 56 00:02:07,954 --> 00:02:09,811 But like I said, don't panic. 57 00:02:09,814 --> 00:02:11,822 This isn't the first time she's been late with the reports. 58 00:02:11,824 --> 00:02:13,195 Well, Charles, 59 00:02:13,198 --> 00:02:15,584 what if that means she's been found out? 60 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:17,629 Listen, until she contacts us, 61 00:02:17,632 --> 00:02:20,089 you should just focus on being a high school student. 62 00:02:20,091 --> 00:02:21,712 I'll reach out if anything changes. 63 00:02:23,649 --> 00:02:26,119 Now that your parents' court date has been set, 64 00:02:26,122 --> 00:02:27,901 you need to make a decision. 65 00:02:27,904 --> 00:02:32,267 Are you testifying on behalf of your mother? Or your father? Or both? 66 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:33,661 Or neither. 67 00:02:33,664 --> 00:02:35,408 I can be Switzerland. 68 00:02:37,108 --> 00:02:39,224 At the very minimum, I recommend 69 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,885 you issue a statement of support. 70 00:02:40,888 --> 00:02:42,652 The press will want to know where you stand with... 71 00:02:42,654 --> 00:02:43,770 No comment. 72 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:45,475 That's my statement. 73 00:02:45,478 --> 00:02:47,104 Now if you'll excuse me, Mr. Sowerberry, 74 00:02:47,107 --> 00:02:49,979 I have some last-minute school supply shopping I need to do. 75 00:02:51,381 --> 00:02:52,839 Well, Jay-Jay, 76 00:02:52,841 --> 00:02:54,612 which one for the first day of school? 77 00:02:55,093 --> 00:02:57,293 Rebellious white after Labor Day 78 00:02:57,295 --> 00:02:59,377 or my signature red? 79 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,890 I agree 100%. 80 00:03:04,173 --> 00:03:05,952 You know, I really can't imagine 81 00:03:05,955 --> 00:03:09,295 a better way to spend our last night of summer vacation 82 00:03:09,298 --> 00:03:11,307 Isn't it crazy? 83 00:03:11,309 --> 00:03:14,643 In just nine months, life as we know it will be over. 84 00:03:14,645 --> 00:03:15,978 No more high school. 85 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:17,715 No more Blue and Gold. 86 00:03:18,891 --> 00:03:21,225 No more heart-to-hearts at the lockers. 87 00:03:21,227 --> 00:03:23,244 Oh, B, don't be sad. 88 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:25,321 I'm sorry, guys. 89 00:03:25,323 --> 00:03:28,774 I can't help but think life goes by so fast. 90 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:32,690 And none of us are very good at stopping to savor it. 91 00:03:34,774 --> 00:03:36,416 But tonight, we will be. 92 00:03:36,426 --> 00:03:37,608 Mmm-hmm. 93 00:03:41,005 --> 00:03:43,163 I think that's our cue, Archiekins. 94 00:04:53,452 --> 00:04:54,910 - Archie? - Hmm? 95 00:04:54,912 --> 00:04:56,486 I forgot to set the alarm. Get up. 96 00:04:56,488 --> 00:04:57,590 We're gonna be late. 97 00:05:02,115 --> 00:05:03,931 - You guys, wake up. - Hmm? 98 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:06,552 We're gonna be late for the first day of senior year. Hurry up. 99 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:07,770 Oh, my God. 100 00:05:19,914 --> 00:05:22,188 You're late. 101 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,566 And you are? 102 00:05:23,569 --> 00:05:26,583 I'm Principal Weatherbee's replacement, Mr. Honey. 103 00:05:28,154 --> 00:05:30,279 We apologize for the tardiness, 104 00:05:30,281 --> 00:05:32,032 Mr. Honey, it won't happen again. 105 00:05:32,858 --> 00:05:34,524 I don't know what kind of a ship 106 00:05:34,526 --> 00:05:36,888 Waldo Weatherbee was running around here, 107 00:05:36,891 --> 00:05:38,546 but things are going to be different this year. 108 00:05:38,548 --> 00:05:39,961 We'll have order. 109 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,864 Discipline. 110 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:43,574 Consequences. 111 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,752 Now get out of my sight. 112 00:05:54,797 --> 00:05:57,139 Okay, he sets up the bubble screen for you, 113 00:05:57,141 --> 00:05:58,196 you catch... 114 00:05:58,199 --> 00:05:59,145 Bam! 115 00:05:59,148 --> 00:06:00,591 - You run like hell. - Hmm. 116 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,219 You're one of the fastest we got, Mantle. 117 00:06:02,221 --> 00:06:03,562 Coach... 118 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,722 Any chance we can make room for one more Bulldog? 119 00:06:05,724 --> 00:06:07,182 Well, lineup's pretty much set. 120 00:06:07,184 --> 00:06:08,817 - You looking to play? - Definitely. 121 00:06:08,819 --> 00:06:10,239 If you'll have me on the team, sir. 122 00:06:10,242 --> 00:06:11,366 So, what's your name? 123 00:06:11,369 --> 00:06:12,561 Munroe. 124 00:06:12,564 --> 00:06:13,581 Munroe Moore. 125 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,608 Come out to practice, show us what you got. 126 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,202 For sure. I'll be there. 127 00:06:18,204 --> 00:06:19,724 This is gonna be the best season ever. 128 00:06:30,465 --> 00:06:31,682 I'm not too late, am I? 129 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:34,418 To sign up for, uh... 130 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:36,586 I don't know, I was thinking, maybe an arts reporter? 131 00:06:36,588 --> 00:06:37,926 Kevin... 132 00:06:37,929 --> 00:06:39,922 Betty... 133 00:06:39,925 --> 00:06:42,520 um, I'm also here because... 134 00:06:44,355 --> 00:06:46,021 I've been doing a lot of work on myself, 135 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:48,807 ever since I was left behind by the Farm, 136 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,275 and it's helped me to realize that 137 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,705 I don't... I don't need the Farm... 138 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:55,272 to make me feel whole, but I... 139 00:06:55,274 --> 00:06:57,107 I do need my friends. 140 00:06:57,109 --> 00:06:59,838 Especially my former best friend. 141 00:07:01,038 --> 00:07:02,945 I am... 142 00:07:02,948 --> 00:07:04,872 so sorry 143 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,116 for the way I treated you 144 00:07:06,118 --> 00:07:07,659 while I was under Edgar's spell. 145 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,136 Oh, you mean like 146 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:12,542 when you dragged me by my ankles to get a lobotomy? 147 00:07:12,545 --> 00:07:13,891 Yeah. I... 148 00:07:15,219 --> 00:07:17,575 I'm most ashamed of that. 149 00:07:17,578 --> 00:07:20,078 I hope that I can show you how much I've changed. 150 00:07:20,081 --> 00:07:21,706 And I hope... 151 00:07:23,183 --> 00:07:25,968 that I prove to you that you can trust me again. 152 00:07:25,971 --> 00:07:27,988 Um, I... 153 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,324 I'm so, so sorry, Betty. 154 00:07:34,195 --> 00:07:36,904 Just fill out an application, Kev, 155 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:38,294 and then we'll see. 156 00:07:41,412 --> 00:07:43,195 Jughead Jones, 157 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:45,589 please report to the Principal's Office. 158 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:48,500 Jughead Jones to the Principal's Office. 159 00:07:50,755 --> 00:07:51,895 Am I in trouble again? 160 00:07:51,898 --> 00:07:53,046 No. 161 00:07:53,048 --> 00:07:55,182 In fact, you have a visitor. 162 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:58,256 I'm Mr. Chipping. It's nice to meet you, Jughead. 163 00:07:58,259 --> 00:07:59,367 Nice to meet you, too. 164 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:03,931 Over the summer you submitted a short story to a writing contest? 165 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:05,884 Yeah. I didn't win. 166 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,320 Yeah, I know. I was one of the judges. 167 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,514 And I was very impressed with your voice. 168 00:08:10,516 --> 00:08:13,225 And while I couldn't sway my fellow judges, 169 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:16,287 I can offer you an opportunity 170 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:17,896 to come study writing with me. 171 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:21,125 I am a teacher at Stonewall Prep. 172 00:08:21,127 --> 00:08:23,026 You want me to transfer to Stonewall Prep? 173 00:08:23,028 --> 00:08:25,303 It's a tremendous offer, Mr. Jones. 174 00:08:25,306 --> 00:08:26,679 I'm good. 175 00:08:26,682 --> 00:08:29,580 But thank you for the visit and for liking my story. 176 00:08:31,796 --> 00:08:33,912 My good news of the day is, 177 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,126 Mrs. Burble said I'm a shoo-in for Harvard. 178 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,726 I mean, obviously. 179 00:08:38,728 --> 00:08:39,915 Damn. 180 00:08:39,918 --> 00:08:42,470 I guess I better start looking at community colleges in... 181 00:08:42,473 --> 00:08:43,516 Where's Harvard? 182 00:08:43,519 --> 00:08:44,719 Veronica! Do you think your mother 183 00:08:44,721 --> 00:08:46,026 really tried to have your father killed? 184 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:47,270 - Back off. - Now that that the court dates have been set, 185 00:08:47,272 --> 00:08:49,101 - whose side will you choose? - Oh, hell, no. 186 00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:53,482 I am not having my senior year ruined 187 00:08:53,484 --> 00:08:55,934 by a bunch of bloodsucking paparazzi. 188 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:00,355 Screw it. 189 00:09:00,357 --> 00:09:01,646 Archie... 190 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:04,910 So much for a quiet senior year. 191 00:09:08,477 --> 00:09:11,892 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 192 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:22,301 Mr. Honey, thank you for meeting with us. 193 00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:24,938 I, Cheryl Blossom, as Student Body President, 194 00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:26,767 and Antoinette Topaz 195 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:29,271 as Acting Student Body Vice-President, 196 00:09:29,274 --> 00:09:32,359 would like to personally welcome you to Riverdale High. 197 00:09:32,362 --> 00:09:35,424 Thank you, ladies. 198 00:09:35,427 --> 00:09:37,403 I was actually going to reach out to you, 199 00:09:37,406 --> 00:09:41,478 regarding that Back to School Dance that you've organized. 200 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,647 It's canceled. 201 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:44,048 For why? 202 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,539 At the last student dance, multiple students were murdered. 203 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:47,777 Yes. 204 00:09:47,779 --> 00:09:51,003 But that's exactly why we need this dance, 205 00:09:51,006 --> 00:09:52,615 to heal. 206 00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:53,709 Mr. Honey, 207 00:09:53,712 --> 00:09:56,979 if I may speak from personal experience, 208 00:09:56,982 --> 00:10:00,689 the Back to School Dance, after my brother Jason's death, 209 00:10:00,692 --> 00:10:03,801 provided much needed catharsis. 210 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,741 Hmm. Well, I disagree. 211 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:13,094 Now, I will only repeat myself once. 212 00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:16,968 There will be no Back to School dance. 213 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,423 Huddle up, guys. 214 00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:28,076 All right, Munroe, let's see if we can catch them napping. 215 00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:29,518 - On one. Ready? - Break! 216 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:34,473 Watch your man! 217 00:10:34,476 --> 00:10:38,187 Attaboy, Reggie! Don't give 'em an ounce of daylight, all right? 218 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:39,995 Come on. You hear me? 219 00:10:39,998 --> 00:10:41,373 Blue, 34. 220 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,832 Blue, 34. 221 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,737 Down. Set. Hut! 222 00:10:52,436 --> 00:10:53,502 Come on! 223 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:01,636 Hey! 224 00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:03,645 Get over here. 225 00:11:03,648 --> 00:11:04,908 Now! 226 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:12,487 Get over here! 227 00:11:12,489 --> 00:11:13,956 What are you doing? 228 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:16,549 That guy just made you look like a damned fool. 229 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,907 He's fast. 230 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,411 It's unacceptable. 231 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:22,205 That was an embarrassing display. 232 00:11:22,207 --> 00:11:24,325 Go out there. Come on, man. 233 00:11:24,328 --> 00:11:25,977 Show me somethin'. 234 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,932 What the hell? 235 00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:44,688 Oh, you have gotta be kidding me. 236 00:11:45,915 --> 00:11:47,985 Vixens! 237 00:11:47,988 --> 00:11:51,699 This pervert was taking pictures of us while we changed. 238 00:11:51,702 --> 00:11:55,238 Collecting photos for your sad, pubescent spank bank, are you? 239 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,877 No! No. 240 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,594 A reporter from Rumordale.com reached out, and he told me 241 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:04,090 he would pay 500 bucks for a photo of Veronica. 242 00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:06,041 How am I supposed to say no to that? 243 00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:08,030 You just say it, you worm. 244 00:12:12,695 --> 00:12:14,727 Nice job out there, Mad Dog. 245 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:15,925 Thanks. 246 00:12:15,927 --> 00:12:17,277 It's Munroe, actually. 247 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,591 Oh, my bad. I thought it was Mad Dog. 248 00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:22,013 Or is that just what they called you in jail? 249 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,380 It was juvie. 250 00:12:26,383 --> 00:12:28,313 And your boy Archie was right there with me. 251 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,606 Look, is there a problem, guys? 252 00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:30,879 No, bro, we're cool. 253 00:12:31,561 --> 00:12:33,056 But settle a bet. 254 00:12:33,059 --> 00:12:36,711 In prison showers, is it true what they say about dropping the soap? 255 00:12:38,735 --> 00:12:40,484 He's not worth it, dude. Trust me. 256 00:12:46,613 --> 00:12:48,124 What the hell is wrong with you? 257 00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:50,035 What do you think, Andrews? 258 00:12:50,038 --> 00:12:52,372 I've been captain of the Bulldogs since sophomore year. 259 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:55,859 I don't need some ex-con who showed up last-minute stealing my thunder. 260 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,318 Look, I saw your dad giving you a hard time, but man up, Reg. 261 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,520 You're supposed to be captain. 262 00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:07,580 - Hey. - Hey. 263 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,906 Jug, you know Mr. Chipping. 264 00:13:10,908 --> 00:13:12,988 He was just telling me about an offer that he made you. 265 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:14,697 Yeah. Uh... 266 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,367 My answer still hasn't changed. 267 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:19,672 I'm sorry, Mr. Chipping, but I can't go to your school. 268 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,273 If this is about money, I got a few bucks socked away. 269 00:13:22,276 --> 00:13:24,202 No. It's not just about money. 270 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,614 Boy, look me in the eye and tell me 271 00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:28,871 you don't want to go to a school that recognizes your talent. 272 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,557 Jug, how about this? 273 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,352 How about you come take a tour, see the place for yourself, 274 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,247 and then make the decision. 275 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,523 - I know. I... I just don't want to... - You're taking the damn tour. 276 00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:41,028 Have a seat. 277 00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:47,275 Charles, I'm back. 278 00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:50,060 They ran out of fortune cookies, if you can believe it. 279 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:52,848 Charles? 280 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,060 Wait. What? 281 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,737 Is this what you do when I'm not around, Betty? 282 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,494 You read classified information? 283 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,774 When were you gonna tell me that you had Kevin under surveillance? 284 00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:29,975 I wasn't. 285 00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:33,431 From the get-go, I suspected Kevin hadn't fully cut ties with the Farm. 286 00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:36,440 I started monitoring his phone activity, and it turns out 287 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,923 he's been texting with Fangs Fogarty. 288 00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:42,845 I'm... 289 00:14:44,285 --> 00:14:47,725 I mean, I was hoping that Kevin was done 290 00:14:47,728 --> 00:14:48,912 with the Farm. 291 00:14:48,914 --> 00:14:51,265 It seemed like he was done. 292 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,341 This might be a blessing in disguise. 293 00:14:53,343 --> 00:14:55,791 We could use the relationship to our advantage. 294 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:56,939 In his texts, 295 00:14:56,942 --> 00:14:58,521 Kevin keeps pushing to meet in person, 296 00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:00,266 but Fangs has been holding him off, saying 297 00:15:00,269 --> 00:15:03,091 he can't risk it unless he has something useful to offer in return. 298 00:15:03,094 --> 00:15:04,761 So... 299 00:15:04,763 --> 00:15:06,784 What if we accidentally let slip... 300 00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:10,783 Some fake intel about our investigation in front of Kevin? 301 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,286 Exactly. 302 00:15:12,288 --> 00:15:14,872 Something that'll lure Fangs out of hiding. 303 00:15:14,874 --> 00:15:18,273 The first step is to develop Kevin as an asset. 304 00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:20,012 Think you can do that? 305 00:15:20,015 --> 00:15:21,628 100%. 306 00:15:24,318 --> 00:15:25,549 Cheryl? 307 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,020 Oh, you scared me. 308 00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,472 What were you doing in there? 309 00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:40,647 I was... 310 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,090 praying. 311 00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:43,696 Since when are you religious? 312 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:46,843 I was looking for some divine guidance on how to handle this 313 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,739 discord with Mr. Honey, 314 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:53,735 and the spirits didn't fail to deliver a hellaciously simple idea. 315 00:15:53,737 --> 00:15:56,312 Instead of throwing a Back to School Dance, 316 00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:59,011 we are hosting a Back to School party 317 00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:01,587 right here at Thistlehouse. 318 00:16:28,624 --> 00:16:32,264 Your name may be Honey, but I will always be the queen bee. 319 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,225 You have no power over me. 320 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,569 Hey, are you Forsythe? 321 00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:48,748 Yeah. 322 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,656 Bret Weston Wallis. 323 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:52,841 Mr. Chipping asked me to roll out the red carpet. 324 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,139 You can just call me Jughead. 325 00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:55,554 I prefer Forsythe. 326 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,581 Who's your friend? 327 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,874 Betty Cooper. 328 00:16:57,876 --> 00:16:59,402 Cute. Very... 329 00:16:59,405 --> 00:17:00,927 Sweet Valley High. 330 00:17:00,929 --> 00:17:02,804 Let me give you some stats. 331 00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:08,384 Our faculty holds 132 master's degrees and 28 doctoral degrees, 332 00:17:08,386 --> 00:17:09,843 which sounds impressive, 333 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:12,893 but the truth is, most of our teachers are hopelessly out of touch. 334 00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:14,475 Except for Mr. Chipping, he's cool. 335 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:16,601 And I'm not just saying that because he's coming right behind me. 336 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,061 Mr. Chipping, how's it hanging? 337 00:17:18,063 --> 00:17:20,104 Bret, don't let me interrupt you. 338 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:24,017 But I wanted to invite Jughead to sit in on a salon with us. 339 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,494 If I'm not mistaken, we're focusing on Moby-Dick tomorrow? 340 00:17:26,496 --> 00:17:28,244 Oh, great. That's one of my favorites. 341 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,544 See you tomorrow, Mr. Jones. 342 00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:30,790 Definitely. 343 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,408 Betty, you can come, too. 344 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:35,160 I bet you've got a lot to say about Moby-Dick. 345 00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:37,993 No. No, I don't. 346 00:17:37,996 --> 00:17:41,034 And I think I've gotten my fill of this place already, so... 347 00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:43,927 It is a lot to digest. 348 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,804 Speaking of which, in the cafeteria 349 00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:48,709 we've got vegan, keto vegan, raw keto vegan... 350 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,049 I don't like drama, 351 00:17:55,052 --> 00:17:57,057 Ms. Lodge. 352 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,617 Neither do I, 353 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,120 Mr. Honey. 354 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,848 And yet, there's this article on Rumordale.com 355 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:07,534 published about you this morning, promising drama. 356 00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:09,037 I'm assuming you've read that. 357 00:18:09,039 --> 00:18:10,587 No. 358 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,207 I've been avoiding the tabloids these past few months. 359 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:18,213 An unnamed inside source that worked at your nightclub is claiming that 360 00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:20,216 you, in fact, 361 00:18:20,219 --> 00:18:23,486 are responsible for the crimes that your father allegedly committed. 362 00:18:33,397 --> 00:18:35,729 Fascinating. 363 00:18:35,732 --> 00:18:37,399 Your point, Mr. Honey? 364 00:18:37,401 --> 00:18:39,488 I was just wondering if you shouldn't 365 00:18:39,491 --> 00:18:42,517 take a sabbatical from Riverdale High, 366 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,498 until you can get all these personal matters of yours 367 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:46,773 sorted. 368 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,776 Oh, man... 369 00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:57,702 I have missed hanging out with you, Betty. 370 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,620 I was thinking back to freshman year. 371 00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,879 You would talk about crushing on Archie... 372 00:19:01,882 --> 00:19:05,426 and I'd talk about whatever weird Grind'Em hook-up I'd just had. 373 00:19:05,429 --> 00:19:07,756 - Or not had. - I remember. 374 00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:17,210 Kev, I think the reason I was cold earlier... 375 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,726 I mean... 376 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,989 as you know, my mom and Polly are still at the Farm. 377 00:19:25,991 --> 00:19:28,616 And my half-brother is investigating them. 378 00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:30,401 Yeah. Um... 379 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,545 - Charles? - Yeah. 380 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:35,088 - Right? Yeah. - Anyways, today, finally, 381 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,200 there was a break in the case. 382 00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:40,578 Really? What? 383 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:46,876 The FBI found a witness who's willing to testify against the Farm. 384 00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:47,949 Hmm. 385 00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:51,548 Charles says it may finally break open the case. 386 00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:53,307 - Wow. - Yeah. 387 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,656 That is... 388 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,768 Cheers. 389 00:20:06,076 --> 00:20:07,205 Kevin? 390 00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:10,347 Fangs, hey. 391 00:20:12,904 --> 00:20:14,587 Can I at least hug you? 392 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,923 I... I miss you so much. 393 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,155 I've missed you too. 394 00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:22,261 But first you said you had some information for me? 395 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,962 Yeah. There's, uh... 396 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:25,679 There's a witness. 397 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:28,639 The FBI found someone who's ready to come forward against Edgar. 398 00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:29,939 Who's the witness? 399 00:20:31,228 --> 00:20:32,777 I... I don't... I don't know. 400 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,336 I didn't get a name. 401 00:20:34,339 --> 00:20:36,443 But... 402 00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:40,165 Information's not the only reason why you wanted to meet me, right? 403 00:20:40,168 --> 00:20:43,523 Kevin, Edgar and the rest of the Farm don't think you can be trusted. 404 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,954 Of course, I mean, if you found out who the witness was... 405 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,422 I mean, that might change things. 406 00:20:49,425 --> 00:20:50,956 Get the name... 407 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,774 and then we can be together. 408 00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:54,536 Uh, yeah. I'll try. 409 00:20:54,538 --> 00:20:55,727 Good. 410 00:20:56,781 --> 00:20:58,715 You know how to reach me. 411 00:21:09,086 --> 00:21:10,318 Betty... 412 00:21:10,321 --> 00:21:11,937 You are so messed up, Kevin. 413 00:21:14,966 --> 00:21:17,651 Reggie, Mr. Honey is riding my ass 414 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:20,731 about this article on Rumordale.com. 415 00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:23,180 About me. About La Bonne Nuit. 416 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,626 An "inside source" with "intimate knowledge" 417 00:21:25,629 --> 00:21:29,097 of my businesses claims that I'm the criminal kingpin, not my father. 418 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,330 Was it you, Reggie? 419 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,959 Are you the "inside source"? 420 00:21:32,962 --> 00:21:34,992 Is that why you're hiding behind those shades? 421 00:21:37,038 --> 00:21:38,696 I didn't say a word to the press... 422 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,681 Oh, my God. Reggie, your eye. 423 00:21:40,684 --> 00:21:42,865 ...but maybe you should ask your old man. 424 00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:48,830 So? Did Reggie admit to leaking the story? 425 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,255 No. 426 00:21:50,258 --> 00:21:51,724 He didn't do it. 427 00:21:54,339 --> 00:21:56,427 Archie... 428 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,270 Reggie had a black eye. 429 00:21:59,390 --> 00:22:01,559 And it wasn't the first time, either. 430 00:22:01,562 --> 00:22:03,521 From practice, you mean? 431 00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:04,688 No. 432 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,032 No. I think... 433 00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:09,749 No. I know. 434 00:22:12,282 --> 00:22:13,992 Reggie's dad hits him. 435 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,238 Kevin, 436 00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:26,420 you lied to me. 437 00:22:26,423 --> 00:22:28,372 You told me that you wanted to be my friend, 438 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,298 and then you go out into the woods 439 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:33,584 for some secret tryst with your cult boyfriend. 440 00:22:33,587 --> 00:22:35,126 I'm... I'm sorry 441 00:22:35,129 --> 00:22:37,012 for... for everything. 442 00:22:37,015 --> 00:22:39,714 I truly do miss being your friend. 443 00:22:39,717 --> 00:22:42,068 You betrayed Betty after she gave you a chance. 444 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,357 Yeah. I wasn't thinking clearly, 445 00:22:44,358 --> 00:22:45,596 I just wanted to see Fangs. 446 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,301 No. No. You wanted to trade information, 447 00:22:47,304 --> 00:22:49,131 so you can get back in the good graces of the Farm. 448 00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:51,003 - No! - You're still one of them. 449 00:22:51,006 --> 00:22:52,077 I'm not, I swear. 450 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,562 I'm not a part of anything. 451 00:22:53,564 --> 00:22:54,855 And you... You, Betty, 452 00:22:54,857 --> 00:22:57,584 you ignored me all summer, okay? 453 00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,085 And I understand, 454 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,598 but I was alone. 455 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,822 At least Fangs texted me back. 456 00:23:04,906 --> 00:23:06,597 He's all I have. 457 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,372 Can we have a word? 458 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,693 He's useless. We got to cut him loose. 459 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,780 No, Charles. I... 460 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,973 I believe Kevin, okay? 461 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,765 I saw them in the woods. 462 00:23:31,768 --> 00:23:33,014 I think he'll help us. 463 00:23:33,017 --> 00:23:34,454 No. We're not going to get anywhere with him. 464 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:35,730 He's traumatized. 465 00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:37,256 He's lonely. 466 00:23:37,259 --> 00:23:39,107 Listen, I'm sorry, Betty. 467 00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:41,627 We'll find another way to get Alice back. 468 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,558 Let's go, Reggie! 469 00:23:44,561 --> 00:23:45,925 Blue, 18. 470 00:23:45,928 --> 00:23:47,536 Blue, 18. 471 00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:50,660 Down. Set. Hut! 472 00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:56,596 Get it. Get it. Get it! 473 00:23:56,599 --> 00:23:58,340 All, come on! 474 00:24:00,198 --> 00:24:02,522 All right, guys, hit the shower. Practice is over. 475 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:07,653 Hey! Get over here. 476 00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:09,498 What the hell are you doing? 477 00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:11,232 I had it, Dad. It just slipped. 478 00:24:11,234 --> 00:24:12,699 It slipped? 479 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,769 It won't happen again, I promise. 480 00:24:14,771 --> 00:24:17,188 If it does, so help me, 481 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:18,443 - I'll... - What? 482 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,192 You're gonna hit him again? 483 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:22,550 Give him another black eye? 484 00:24:22,553 --> 00:24:24,244 - What the hell have you been saying? - Nothing, Dad. 485 00:24:24,246 --> 00:24:26,285 Andrews, this is none of your business. 486 00:24:26,288 --> 00:24:28,908 Reggie works his ass off on this field while you stand here and yell. 487 00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:30,345 We all have to listen to it. 488 00:24:30,348 --> 00:24:31,569 So, get the hell out of here. 489 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:32,929 Go. Or I'll throw you out myself. 490 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,873 Back off, Andrews. I mean it. 491 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,217 Reggie, your dad has no right to treat you like this. 492 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,281 Hey, hey. Knock it off, you two. 493 00:24:41,284 --> 00:24:43,013 - Hey. Hey! - Knock it off. 494 00:24:43,016 --> 00:24:45,118 - Knock it off. - Dead to me, Andrews. 495 00:24:45,121 --> 00:24:46,568 Dead! 496 00:24:52,942 --> 00:24:54,225 Go. 497 00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:55,354 Go! 498 00:25:02,452 --> 00:25:03,746 Hey, Forsythe. 499 00:25:03,749 --> 00:25:05,690 Guys, this is that kid from Riverdale. 500 00:25:05,693 --> 00:25:08,214 Forsythe, this is Donna, Jonathan, Joan. 501 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:10,633 Good afternoon, seekers of knowledge! 502 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:12,051 Why are we not sitting? 503 00:25:15,706 --> 00:25:17,585 Now then, Moby-Dick. 504 00:25:19,093 --> 00:25:20,209 Hmm? 505 00:25:20,211 --> 00:25:21,669 It's well done. 506 00:25:21,671 --> 00:25:23,297 Obviously. 507 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:26,960 But it highlights a problem that I have with the syllabus. 508 00:25:26,963 --> 00:25:29,568 Do we really need to hear this narrative again? 509 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,429 Right. Because the only authors we're allowed to like now 510 00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,223 are those who lived an unblemished life. 511 00:25:34,226 --> 00:25:35,318 I'm fine with that. 512 00:25:35,321 --> 00:25:38,205 Guys, guys, guys. Let's get back on topic. 513 00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:43,317 Now, what do you think that the whale symbolizes? 514 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,724 Nothing. 515 00:25:48,289 --> 00:25:50,555 Care to elaborate on that, Mr. Jones? 516 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:57,955 Well, it's pretty well-established that Melville hated allegory. 517 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,249 And he's quoted as saying that his biggest fear was 518 00:26:00,251 --> 00:26:02,009 Moby-Dick would be seen as a fable. 519 00:26:02,011 --> 00:26:03,171 Any rebuttals? 520 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:15,782 Breaking out the blonde wig, I see. 521 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:18,142 Yes, that's the only way I can get around 522 00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:20,311 without being harassed by the paparazzi. 523 00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:21,863 But then... 524 00:26:21,865 --> 00:26:24,481 you'd know all about that, wouldn't you? 525 00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,775 Oh, are you receiving some blowback 526 00:26:26,777 --> 00:26:29,003 from lying through your teeth to get me arrested? 527 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,669 How unfortunate. 528 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,738 Why did you leak the story? 529 00:26:32,741 --> 00:26:35,325 Was it a desperate ploy to get me to come see you? 530 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:38,470 Mija, I'm not paying for your crimes. 531 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,139 I merely told the truth. 532 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:43,086 I told the world what you are, 533 00:26:43,089 --> 00:26:44,970 a Lodge, 534 00:26:44,973 --> 00:26:46,543 through and through. 535 00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:50,017 Deal with it. 536 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:12,321 Whoo! 537 00:27:12,323 --> 00:27:15,331 My esteemed guests, may I have your attention please? 538 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,595 Students of Riverdale, we have a new enemy in our midst. 539 00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,579 This killjoy is our new principal, Mr. Honey. 540 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:25,927 However, never fear. 541 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:27,929 I, as your student body president, 542 00:27:27,931 --> 00:27:31,155 will make sure that he is beheaded by Homecoming, 543 00:27:31,158 --> 00:27:34,008 or my name isn't Cheryl Marjorie Blossom. 544 00:27:43,711 --> 00:27:45,569 - Your drinks, ladies. - Thank you. 545 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:48,399 So... 546 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:50,572 What's this I hear about you transferring? 547 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:55,122 Jug is being recruited by Stonewall Prep. 548 00:27:55,124 --> 00:27:57,533 How was the salon today, by the way? 549 00:27:57,535 --> 00:27:59,531 Shocked to say, I actually kind of enjoyed it. 550 00:27:59,534 --> 00:28:02,145 And the kids had actually read Moby-Dick. 551 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:03,288 Jughead, 552 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:05,374 there is no school more nihilistic 553 00:28:05,376 --> 00:28:07,292 and/or privileged than Stonewall. 554 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:10,713 Besides, why would you want to leave your lovely girlfriend here? 555 00:28:10,715 --> 00:28:13,089 Jug, we would make anything work. 556 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,734 Okay? 557 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,143 But I would miss you. 558 00:28:16,145 --> 00:28:18,052 Trust me when I say, 559 00:28:18,055 --> 00:28:20,222 you would be miserable. 560 00:28:20,224 --> 00:28:22,383 I'm just trying to keep an open mind, is all. 561 00:28:22,386 --> 00:28:23,576 Hmm. 562 00:28:33,496 --> 00:28:35,070 Excuse me? 563 00:28:35,072 --> 00:28:36,764 What are you doing down here? 564 00:28:37,575 --> 00:28:39,458 - What's up? - This hallway is off-limits. 565 00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:42,261 The locked door at the top of the stairs should've been a hint. 566 00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:44,455 Yeah. The line to the bathroom was too long. 567 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:45,756 Was looking for another one. 568 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:48,291 Then get thee to the barn with the other animals. 569 00:29:00,765 --> 00:29:01,856 Kev... 570 00:29:01,858 --> 00:29:03,585 Hey. 571 00:29:03,712 --> 00:29:04,859 Hey. 572 00:29:07,363 --> 00:29:10,623 I'm sorry that we interrogated you. 573 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:12,649 It's okay. I get it. 574 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:14,336 You're trying to save your mom. 575 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:17,012 Yeah. 576 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:25,328 What I'm about to tell you 577 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,974 puts everything on the line, 578 00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:30,081 but I believe in you. 579 00:29:31,712 --> 00:29:32,887 What are you talking about? 580 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,480 My mom isn't just at the Farm, 581 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:42,599 she's undercover at the Farm. 582 00:29:42,602 --> 00:29:45,351 She's been sending us messages all summer, but she stopped. 583 00:29:45,354 --> 00:29:47,702 And I'm worried that she may be in trouble. 584 00:29:47,705 --> 00:29:49,715 Oh, my God, Betty... 585 00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:53,331 And I know that you can turn around and tell Fangs everything, 586 00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,526 but I'm choosing to believe that our friendship 587 00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:58,245 runs deeper than Edgar's brainwashing. 588 00:29:58,247 --> 00:29:59,589 It... It... 589 00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:00,988 It does. 590 00:30:00,991 --> 00:30:02,099 Kev... 591 00:30:03,193 --> 00:30:06,052 I need you to ask Fangs to meet with you again, 592 00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,024 so he can tell you where Edgar is hiding. 593 00:30:08,027 --> 00:30:09,073 He won't. 594 00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:11,425 He will if you have information to give him. 595 00:30:11,427 --> 00:30:13,544 Like the name of the FBI witness, 596 00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:16,251 who doesn't actually exist, by the way. 597 00:30:16,254 --> 00:30:18,133 But we can give him a fake name. 598 00:30:19,215 --> 00:30:20,434 Like who? 599 00:30:20,436 --> 00:30:22,553 Like Penelope Blossom. 600 00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:25,681 Kev, will you do this? Will you help me? 601 00:30:25,684 --> 00:30:27,404 Will you help my mom? 602 00:30:27,407 --> 00:30:29,724 Of course, Betty. 603 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,858 Yo. 604 00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:38,953 Who invited you, new guy? 605 00:30:38,955 --> 00:30:41,162 Dude, Reggie, lay off. 606 00:30:41,165 --> 00:30:42,710 Cheryl, 607 00:30:42,713 --> 00:30:44,471 you know this guy? 608 00:30:44,474 --> 00:30:47,333 No, but I certainly don't object to him being here, 609 00:30:47,336 --> 00:30:48,963 which is more than I can say for you. 610 00:30:48,966 --> 00:30:50,745 So what you're saying is... 611 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:52,350 Mad Dog here crashed. 612 00:30:55,297 --> 00:30:57,202 Wonderful. And now the po-po has arrived. 613 00:30:58,883 --> 00:31:00,233 Party's over. 614 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:01,901 Everybody go home. 615 00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:04,011 Go home. Move. 616 00:31:06,315 --> 00:31:09,599 Jughead, boy, you better not be drinking whatever's in that cup. 617 00:31:11,484 --> 00:31:12,620 Sheriff Jones. 618 00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:14,112 Someone get this man a beer. 619 00:31:14,115 --> 00:31:16,565 You want to see the inside of the drunk tank tonight, Mantle? 620 00:31:16,567 --> 00:31:17,767 I'll take him home, Mr. Jones. 621 00:31:20,163 --> 00:31:21,778 What are the charges, Sheriff Jones, 622 00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,605 if one might ask? 623 00:31:23,608 --> 00:31:25,868 Someone called the station about the noise. 624 00:31:25,871 --> 00:31:27,260 Impossible. 625 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:30,122 All of Thistlehouse's neighbors are either deaf or dead. 626 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:32,200 Who exactly made this absurd complaint? 627 00:31:32,203 --> 00:31:33,716 Someone named, uh... 628 00:31:33,718 --> 00:31:35,249 Honey. 629 00:31:35,252 --> 00:31:36,547 Party's over, Cheryl. 630 00:31:47,598 --> 00:31:49,984 Reg, I think I already know, 631 00:31:49,987 --> 00:31:51,719 but how did you get the black eye? 632 00:31:54,363 --> 00:31:56,122 What do you want me to say? 633 00:31:56,124 --> 00:31:57,483 Huh? 634 00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:01,560 That my dad hits me? 635 00:32:01,563 --> 00:32:04,964 That he beats the crap out of me over the stupidest things? 636 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:08,448 That he's been doing it for as long as I can remember? 637 00:32:10,546 --> 00:32:12,380 I'm sorry, Reg. I really am. 638 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:18,877 I was always so jealous of the relationship you had with your dad. 639 00:32:18,879 --> 00:32:20,813 No matter what you wanted to do, 640 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:22,509 he always stuck by you. 641 00:32:23,425 --> 00:32:25,359 I have no idea what that feels like. 642 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:33,566 And when your dad died, 643 00:32:33,569 --> 00:32:35,661 all I kept thinking was, 644 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:37,913 what if it had been my old man instead? 645 00:32:46,749 --> 00:32:48,323 Listen, what can we do? 646 00:32:48,325 --> 00:32:49,533 Or what can I do? 647 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,442 You've already done enough, man. 648 00:32:51,445 --> 00:32:52,766 You called him out. 649 00:32:54,331 --> 00:32:55,503 Now, it's on me. 650 00:32:59,095 --> 00:33:00,677 I gotta take a stand. 651 00:33:01,812 --> 00:33:03,129 So, what are you thinking? 652 00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,215 Bro, are you sure about this? 653 00:33:11,464 --> 00:33:14,956 Sometimes I think he loves this car more than he does me. 654 00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:17,611 I mean, you could just... You could talk to him. 655 00:33:17,613 --> 00:33:18,911 I've tried. 656 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:20,379 He doesn't listen. 657 00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:24,288 It's time he starts to listen. 658 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,001 Holy hell, Reg. 659 00:33:32,003 --> 00:33:33,385 That'll bring this to a head. 660 00:33:34,485 --> 00:33:37,500 It's okay, Archie. I outweigh him by 50 pounds. 661 00:33:46,809 --> 00:33:48,331 Okay, everyone. 662 00:33:48,334 --> 00:33:51,379 I trust you all completed your summer reading? 663 00:33:54,884 --> 00:33:58,626 Who wants to read the first section out loud for us? 664 00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,687 Anyone? 665 00:34:03,659 --> 00:34:05,220 All righty then. 666 00:34:05,223 --> 00:34:07,401 I'll start and... 667 00:34:07,404 --> 00:34:09,240 you follow along. 668 00:34:09,243 --> 00:34:12,007 "Understanding Literature, 669 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:13,741 Chapter Six. 670 00:34:13,744 --> 00:34:15,995 English Drama. 671 00:34:15,998 --> 00:34:22,291 One of the great works of the Elizabethan Age, Romeo and Juliet, 672 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:25,770 is a tragic romance, 673 00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:30,142 emblematic of both Shakespeare's..." 674 00:34:30,144 --> 00:34:31,439 I can't take this. 675 00:34:31,442 --> 00:34:32,353 "...early period..." 676 00:34:32,355 --> 00:34:33,720 Come with me, right now. 677 00:34:33,722 --> 00:34:35,204 "...and of western drama 678 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:39,304 in the 16th and 17th centuries." 679 00:34:40,588 --> 00:34:42,162 Okay. What's going on? 680 00:34:42,165 --> 00:34:44,675 You should go to Stonewall Prep, Jug. 681 00:34:44,678 --> 00:34:46,232 I hate saying that, 682 00:34:46,235 --> 00:34:49,085 but it's the chance of a lifetime and you should take it. Okay? 683 00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:51,800 So, you should go before I change my mind. 684 00:34:51,803 --> 00:34:52,882 But what about... 685 00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:54,632 Don't worry about us, we'll make it work. 686 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:56,314 We've been through way worse. 687 00:34:56,317 --> 00:34:57,569 Just go pack up your stuff. 688 00:34:57,572 --> 00:34:59,073 I'll handle everything here, okay? 689 00:35:02,891 --> 00:35:04,235 Go. Run. 690 00:35:11,802 --> 00:35:13,587 How'd your old man react to his car? 691 00:35:14,972 --> 00:35:16,326 Uh... 692 00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:19,490 It... It did what it was supposed to do. 693 00:35:20,828 --> 00:35:22,127 It got us talking. 694 00:35:22,129 --> 00:35:24,163 And I said some things he needed to hear. 695 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:26,092 And I... 696 00:35:26,095 --> 00:35:28,936 I don't think he'll be coming around to practices anymore. 697 00:35:34,342 --> 00:35:35,533 Bros? 698 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:37,718 Bros for life. 699 00:36:05,802 --> 00:36:07,373 Okay. 700 00:36:08,451 --> 00:36:10,576 Fine. You win. 701 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:13,287 You want to know where I stand? 702 00:36:13,289 --> 00:36:14,571 All right. 703 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,531 I will give my first, last, 704 00:36:16,533 --> 00:36:20,386 and only press conference on the subject of my parents 705 00:36:20,388 --> 00:36:23,097 tonight at La Bonne Nuit speakeasy, 706 00:36:23,099 --> 00:36:25,298 after a special performance. 707 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:32,731 ? Come on, babe ? ? Why 708 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,885 ? And all that jazz ? 709 00:36:36,887 --> 00:36:38,645 ? I'm gonna rouge my knees ? 710 00:36:38,647 --> 00:36:40,885 ? And roll my stockings down ? 711 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,267 ? And all that jazz ? 712 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:46,820 ? Start the car ? 713 00:36:46,823 --> 00:36:48,896 ? I know a whoopee spot ? 714 00:36:48,899 --> 00:36:50,916 ? Where the gin is cold ? 715 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:52,776 ? But the piano's hot ? 716 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,828 ? It's just a noisy hall ? 717 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:56,922 ? Where there's a nightly brawl ? 718 00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:58,048 ? And all ? 719 00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:00,797 ? That ? 720 00:37:01,837 --> 00:37:04,505 ? Jazz ? 721 00:37:04,507 --> 00:37:06,798 I'm no stranger to scandal. 722 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,923 That's what it means to be a Lodge. 723 00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:10,511 I love my parents. 724 00:37:10,513 --> 00:37:12,419 And because I love them, 725 00:37:12,422 --> 00:37:13,691 I trusted them. 726 00:37:13,694 --> 00:37:17,865 And all those nefarious things Rumordale.com accused me of doing? 727 00:37:17,868 --> 00:37:19,260 Yes, 728 00:37:19,263 --> 00:37:20,512 I did them. 729 00:37:20,514 --> 00:37:22,413 I did them under duress. 730 00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:24,807 Because my father threatened me. 731 00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:26,952 And like the good, dutiful daughter, 732 00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:28,770 I did what I was told 733 00:37:28,772 --> 00:37:30,289 by Hiram Lodge. 734 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:33,361 ? Find a flask ? ? We're 735 00:37:35,204 --> 00:37:37,153 ? And all that jazz ? 736 00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:40,624 ? Right up here ? ? Is 737 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,044 ? And all that jazz ? 738 00:37:44,046 --> 00:37:45,328 ? Come on, babe ? 739 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:47,052 ? We're gonna brush the sky ? 740 00:37:47,055 --> 00:37:50,500 ? I bet you lucky Lindy ? 741 00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:53,962 ? 'Cause in the stratosphere ? ? How could he lend an ear ? 742 00:37:53,964 --> 00:37:55,941 ? To all ? 743 00:37:55,944 --> 00:37:58,340 ? That ? 744 00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:01,636 ? Jazz ? 745 00:38:01,638 --> 00:38:04,399 You want to know who I'm standing with in the upcoming trials? 746 00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:07,475 Neither of them. 747 00:38:07,477 --> 00:38:11,859 From this day forward, I stand only with and for... 748 00:38:11,862 --> 00:38:13,998 myself. 749 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:16,611 ? No, I'm no one's wife ? 750 00:38:16,614 --> 00:38:19,912 ? But, oh, I love my life ? 751 00:38:19,915 --> 00:38:23,342 ? And all ? 752 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:26,637 ? That ? 753 00:38:28,309 --> 00:38:31,832 ? Jazz ? 754 00:38:31,835 --> 00:38:33,278 ? That jazz! ? 755 00:38:41,604 --> 00:38:43,270 Is that your Harvard application? 756 00:38:43,272 --> 00:38:44,505 It is. 757 00:38:44,508 --> 00:38:47,731 But I'm thinking of making a change before sending it in. 758 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:52,186 The Lodge name is... 759 00:38:52,189 --> 00:38:53,210 tainted. 760 00:38:53,213 --> 00:38:55,541 Like Madoff. Or Corleone. 761 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:58,859 But my mother's maiden name, Gomez? 762 00:38:58,862 --> 00:39:00,662 I think I could work with that. 763 00:39:00,664 --> 00:39:03,197 So, I would be dating Veronica Gomez now? 764 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,238 Mmm-hmm. 765 00:39:04,241 --> 00:39:06,126 Yeah? What's she like? 766 00:39:06,128 --> 00:39:07,441 I don't know. 767 00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:09,666 We're going to find out. 768 00:39:15,148 --> 00:39:17,381 Why, what's the matter, Ms. Bell? 769 00:39:17,384 --> 00:39:19,546 Just be careful, Cheryl. 770 00:39:22,645 --> 00:39:24,737 Golly, what a mess. 771 00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:26,179 Hope you aren't allergic, Mr. Honey. 772 00:39:27,858 --> 00:39:29,057 Toodles. 773 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:34,062 What's happening? Have you heard from Mom? 774 00:39:34,064 --> 00:39:35,248 No. 775 00:39:35,251 --> 00:39:36,417 Maybe I was wrong, 776 00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:38,267 maybe we should roll the dice with Kevin. 777 00:39:39,922 --> 00:39:41,086 Um... 778 00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:44,665 I already have. 779 00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:46,574 I gave him the name of our fake witness, 780 00:39:46,576 --> 00:39:47,976 Penelope Blossom. 781 00:39:49,263 --> 00:39:51,338 Betty... 782 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:54,396 You didn't say anything about Alice, did you? 783 00:39:58,088 --> 00:39:59,846 You revealed the name 784 00:39:59,848 --> 00:40:04,467 of an active undercover FBI agent to a screwed-up kid? Why? 785 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:06,136 Because I trust Kevin. Okay? 786 00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:07,504 I wanted to be honest with him. 787 00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:10,661 - He will find out where Edgar... - Betty, it worked. 788 00:40:11,601 --> 00:40:12,642 Kev, you're back. 789 00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:13,935 - Hey. - Yeah. 790 00:40:13,937 --> 00:40:15,998 I, uh... I connected with Fangs, 791 00:40:16,001 --> 00:40:17,455 told him about Penelope Blossom, 792 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,149 and he led me to where the Farm is staying. 793 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:22,819 It's an abandoned motel beyond the maple barrens. 794 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,630 Okay. Did you see my mom? Is she okay? 795 00:40:24,632 --> 00:40:26,256 Uh, I didn't. I'm sorry. 796 00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:27,866 But I did see Edgar, 797 00:40:27,868 --> 00:40:29,534 and, Betty, he's armed. 798 00:40:29,536 --> 00:40:33,852 There were guns, and he's building something, and... 799 00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:35,607 Edgar's digging in. 800 00:40:35,610 --> 00:40:37,050 He's getting ready for war. 801 00:40:37,052 --> 00:40:38,345 Well, we have to go. 802 00:40:39,296 --> 00:40:41,521 We have to get in there and save our mom. 803 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,179 Well, well, well. 804 00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:53,683 Do I look like a jerk? 805 00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:55,583 No, you look like a gentleman. 806 00:40:58,409 --> 00:41:01,169 Stonewall's not too far, and I'll be back every weekend. 807 00:41:01,172 --> 00:41:03,001 Hey... 808 00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:05,361 I'm glad you accepted Chipping's offer. 809 00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,739 You're a sort of a legacy there, you know? 810 00:41:07,741 --> 00:41:08,677 What do you mean? 811 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,276 Well, your grandpa, Forsythe the First, 812 00:41:10,279 --> 00:41:12,010 actually went to Stonewall Prep for a 813 00:41:12,013 --> 00:41:13,786 couple of months until he dropped out. 814 00:41:13,789 --> 00:41:14,964 What happened? 815 00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:16,423 Why didn't you tell me this sooner? 816 00:41:16,425 --> 00:41:17,707 It's ancient history. 817 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,876 But he quit at everything, including me. 818 00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:22,271 He went out for a pack of smokes, and he never came back. 819 00:41:22,273 --> 00:41:23,671 Anyway... 820 00:41:23,673 --> 00:41:25,594 I didn't mention it because 821 00:41:25,597 --> 00:41:27,217 I wanted this to be your decision, 822 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:29,884 without my old man's shadow hanging over you. 823 00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:31,864 It's a chance for you to do something good, 824 00:41:31,866 --> 00:41:33,711 for yourself, and I'm proud of you, son. 825 00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,643 It's going to be a good year. 826 00:41:36,645 --> 00:41:37,999 Really good year. 827 00:41:41,025 --> 00:41:43,233 Jughead! 828 00:41:43,235 --> 00:41:44,877 Jughead! 829 00:41:44,879 --> 00:41:45,959 Jug! 830 00:41:46,029 --> 00:41:47,129 Jug! 831 00:41:47,131 --> 00:41:48,482 Jughead! 832 00:41:53,973 --> 00:41:55,633 Jughead! 833 00:41:55,636 --> 00:41:58,996 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --