1 00:00:16,198 --> 00:00:17,718 Trick or treat, asshole. 2 00:01:42,774 --> 00:01:46,774 www.subtitulamos.tv 3 00:01:46,777 --> 00:01:51,174 _ 4 00:01:52,082 --> 00:01:55,832 _ 5 00:01:56,468 --> 00:02:00,317 _ 6 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:08,556 _ 7 00:02:16,018 --> 00:02:17,494 Trick or treat. Trick or treat. 8 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,940 Trick or treat. 9 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:35,284 Hey, Pete. 10 00:02:36,682 --> 00:02:37,798 Where's Skeeter? 11 00:02:37,838 --> 00:02:41,758 I haven't seen him yet. We are the first. 12 00:02:41,798 --> 00:02:45,071 Are we? Kinda wished we were... 13 00:02:45,718 --> 00:02:47,671 Wish we were what? 14 00:02:48,238 --> 00:02:50,386 This is the last time, isn't it, Pete? 15 00:02:50,858 --> 00:02:52,717 The last time meeting like this? 16 00:02:54,068 --> 00:02:55,418 All alone? 17 00:02:55,468 --> 00:02:57,796 We gotta stick to the rules, Jill. 18 00:02:58,208 --> 00:02:59,818 The rules. Yeah. 19 00:02:59,858 --> 00:03:02,177 We're... Golden Dragons, right? 20 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:04,721 - Part of a club. - Part of a club. 21 00:03:06,038 --> 00:03:07,116 Part of a club. 22 00:03:07,265 --> 00:03:10,315 Plus, she's the only dragon we got with boobs. 23 00:03:10,738 --> 00:03:12,788 Can't see much boob in this lumpy outfit. 24 00:03:12,828 --> 00:03:14,658 Hmm, can't see much without it. 25 00:03:14,698 --> 00:03:17,566 - Hey, screw you, mush-mouth! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 26 00:03:20,748 --> 00:03:23,569 You guys planning on getting hitched before or after the baby? 27 00:03:23,624 --> 00:03:24,671 Shut up. 28 00:03:25,368 --> 00:03:27,458 Hey, where's Bobby? And Skeeter? 29 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,993 I haven't seen 'em yet. 30 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:32,028 Look, man, gotta get this show on the road. 31 00:03:32,068 --> 00:03:34,198 I'm hungry. Come on. 32 00:03:36,548 --> 00:03:38,236 I said old lady Morton's place. 33 00:03:38,329 --> 00:03:40,468 Now, she's always good for a Milky Way. 34 00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:42,428 She is not on the route, Binky. 35 00:03:42,468 --> 00:03:44,468 - Eh, screw the route. - Hey. 36 00:03:44,518 --> 00:03:45,908 Remember what happened last time? 37 00:03:45,948 --> 00:03:47,807 We almost scared the poor lady half to death. 38 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,648 - Oh, yeah. - That was funny. 39 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:51,878 That was a classic. 40 00:03:52,258 --> 00:03:53,528 Trick or treat! 41 00:04:01,578 --> 00:04:02,838 Trick or treat. 42 00:04:05,928 --> 00:04:07,912 Hey, look, there's Reevestein. 43 00:04:08,188 --> 00:04:10,328 And the group nears completion. 44 00:04:10,555 --> 00:04:12,465 Hey, Bobby! Over here. 45 00:04:18,418 --> 00:04:21,387 Same old stupid skeleton suit, huh? 46 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,924 Picked up any loot yet, Bobby? 47 00:04:22,948 --> 00:04:25,689 I thought we weren't supposed to start 'til we was all together. 48 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:28,012 Club rules and all that. 49 00:04:28,388 --> 00:04:30,078 You look like a walking pimple, Bradwell. 50 00:04:30,128 --> 00:04:31,935 Well, then it must be like looking in the mirror. 51 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:34,346 You ever consider cleaning that piece of shit outfit? 52 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:36,181 You ever consider kissing my Halloween ass? 53 00:04:36,658 --> 00:04:39,556 We can't start without Skeeter and I haven't seen him yet. 54 00:04:39,828 --> 00:04:41,906 He's down by the old iron gate, being a pain. 55 00:04:42,138 --> 00:04:44,228 - Why? - He says he's sick 56 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:47,618 of this Halloween stuff, says he's too old for it. 57 00:04:47,668 --> 00:04:50,628 - We're too old for it. - Well, I second that bullshit. 58 00:04:50,668 --> 00:04:52,424 'Kay. Did you tell him it was the last time? 59 00:04:52,651 --> 00:04:54,421 No, I'm not his brother, Pete, 60 00:04:54,484 --> 00:04:57,628 so I don't tell him how to hold his dick when he pees, you tell him. 61 00:05:00,848 --> 00:05:01,988 Come on. 62 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:08,567 Hey. Hey, Skeeter. 63 00:05:09,598 --> 00:05:11,908 You just can't quit, Skeet. Okay? 64 00:05:11,948 --> 00:05:13,738 I mean, you're a golden dragon, 65 00:05:13,778 --> 00:05:15,648 an important member of this club. 66 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:18,291 I mean... you helped build with the treehouse, remember? 67 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,009 Look, hey. 68 00:05:22,828 --> 00:05:27,570 Look, I know how you feel, but we all made a pledge. 69 00:05:27,838 --> 00:05:30,668 You know, gave our honor. Like a family. 70 00:05:32,838 --> 00:05:36,496 Just... one more time, Skeet, and we can kiss off 71 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:39,669 these stupid costumes and... be whatever we wanna be. 72 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:41,588 Come on, what do you say? 73 00:05:41,628 --> 00:05:44,016 - He's tired, Pete. - He wants to rest. 74 00:05:44,226 --> 00:05:46,186 Well, he's not the only one. 75 00:05:48,988 --> 00:05:49,988 Come on. 76 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:56,608 Let's do this. 77 00:06:12,928 --> 00:06:15,756 Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. 78 00:06:16,228 --> 00:06:17,681 Trick or treat! 79 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,551 Trick or treat. 80 00:06:23,718 --> 00:06:27,710 - Trick or treat, Mr. Bodener. - Dear God, not you. 81 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:30,514 - In the flesh, so to speak. - No, I don't know you. 82 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:31,662 Don't know anything about you. 83 00:06:31,732 --> 00:06:34,508 Well, you are currently addressing the Golden Dragons, 84 00:06:34,558 --> 00:06:37,688 who are in dire need of sustenance, so... 85 00:06:37,935 --> 00:06:41,201 kindly hand over the goods and spare us the candy corn crap. 86 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:44,539 - Here, just take it all. - Take it. 87 00:06:46,348 --> 00:06:50,200 Kind of slim pickings, ah, Mr. Bodener? 88 00:06:50,488 --> 00:06:54,138 Suckers. That what you think of us, Bodener, huh? Suckers? 89 00:06:54,503 --> 00:06:57,488 Oh, dear, dear, and after all these years. 90 00:06:57,538 --> 00:07:01,238 Well, I... the missus made some cake yesterday, 91 00:07:01,278 --> 00:07:03,230 - maybe I can go down... - We're not about yesterday. 92 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:05,108 Mr. Bodener. 93 00:07:05,409 --> 00:07:07,198 Well, I guess we kind of are. 94 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,886 But you would know all about that, wouldn't you, Bodener? 95 00:07:10,198 --> 00:07:12,678 About a lot of yesterdays, am I right? 96 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:15,378 Come on, guys, that's enough, leave him alone. 97 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,947 Yeah, Jill's right. Binky, let's go. 98 00:07:31,078 --> 00:07:33,658 - Pissed himself. - He did not. 99 00:07:33,698 --> 00:07:37,006 Did too. Pissed himself on his own front porch. 100 00:07:37,202 --> 00:07:38,116 Freaking loser. 101 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:41,561 - Just shut up and eat, huh? - Mm. You saw it, Jill. 102 00:07:41,654 --> 00:07:44,702 Big damp spot right on his pants, am I right? 103 00:07:44,803 --> 00:07:47,209 I wasn't watching his balls, that's your hobby. 104 00:07:48,933 --> 00:07:50,543 Pissed his dighty. 105 00:08:02,993 --> 00:08:05,213 Trick or treat, Mrs. Collins. 106 00:08:22,265 --> 00:08:25,453 - Hot muffins. - Not bad, Mrs. Collins. 107 00:08:28,065 --> 00:08:29,878 Some of these are blueberry. 108 00:08:30,283 --> 00:08:33,333 I'm not too fond of blueberry. What else you got? 109 00:08:33,373 --> 00:08:37,228 I... I can make you a nice ham sandwich, Binky. 110 00:08:37,723 --> 00:08:40,073 That is you in the devil costume, isn't it? 111 00:08:40,123 --> 00:08:41,683 Binky Bradwell? 112 00:08:41,733 --> 00:08:44,473 No. It's Michael Meyers, Ms. Collins. 113 00:08:44,513 --> 00:08:47,493 Monsters! You goddamn little monsters! 114 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:49,083 No, no, Ralph, no, don't. 115 00:08:49,123 --> 00:08:50,953 Enter the vengeful husband. 116 00:08:51,003 --> 00:08:52,613 How goes it, Ralphie-boy? 117 00:08:52,653 --> 00:08:55,067 Hey, people started naming their kids Ralph. 118 00:08:55,173 --> 00:08:57,279 Think you can get away with this every year, do you? 119 00:08:57,523 --> 00:08:59,066 Think you can terrorize the whole town?! 120 00:08:59,636 --> 00:09:02,464 Gracious, no. Just this one piece-of-shit neighborhood. 121 00:09:03,183 --> 00:09:04,933 Knock it off, Reevestein. 122 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:06,973 Come on, guys, let's get out of here. 123 00:09:18,023 --> 00:09:19,836 Every year you just keep coming back. 124 00:09:20,073 --> 00:09:21,487 You destroyed our lives. 125 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:23,553 He was our only son. 126 00:09:24,293 --> 00:09:25,684 Our only boy. 127 00:09:26,513 --> 00:09:28,700 First it was the Smiths, then the Kidners, 128 00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:31,044 then the Bodeners, last year was us. 129 00:09:31,953 --> 00:09:34,064 Who's next, you psychotic little bastards? 130 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:35,299 When will you stop?! 131 00:09:35,823 --> 00:09:38,483 When we're through, Mr. Collins. 132 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:00,914 Doesn't look much like a treehouse now, does it? 133 00:10:01,983 --> 00:10:04,033 Doesn't look much like a tree. 134 00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:12,301 All things must pass. 135 00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:15,757 Look who's suddenly brimming with nostalgia. 136 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,469 Hmm, I didn't think you had it in you, Bradwell. 137 00:10:19,173 --> 00:10:20,613 I had it in me. 138 00:10:25,313 --> 00:10:26,963 You thinking about Mom and Dad? 139 00:10:31,713 --> 00:10:33,233 I miss them too. 140 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:04,823 So, here we are. 141 00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:07,093 Here we are at last. 142 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:08,867 Long, long last. 143 00:11:08,953 --> 00:11:10,836 Well, it better be the very damn last. 144 00:11:11,313 --> 00:11:14,719 Look, before you guys start getting all sentimental, 145 00:11:15,143 --> 00:11:16,793 I don't think nobody's here. 146 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,713 Nah, they're here. Come on. 147 00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:36,999 Trick or treat, Mrs. Hathaway. 148 00:11:37,683 --> 00:11:40,083 Trick or treat, Mrs. Hathaway. 149 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,003 Trick, I guess. 150 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,663 Oh, Eddie. 151 00:12:05,748 --> 00:12:07,413 Oh, Eddie. 152 00:12:07,898 --> 00:12:09,378 Where are you? 153 00:12:20,518 --> 00:12:22,648 Is Eddie home, Mrs. Hathaway? 154 00:12:25,218 --> 00:12:26,433 No. 155 00:12:26,778 --> 00:12:28,178 You sure about that? 156 00:12:29,523 --> 00:12:31,523 He went to his grandparents'. 157 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,246 He won't be back for a month. 158 00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:37,308 Or a year... maybe. 159 00:12:40,881 --> 00:12:42,108 Get out! 160 00:12:42,493 --> 00:12:45,493 Every one of you, or I swear I'll shoot. 161 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,798 Where's Eddie, Mrs. Hathaway? 162 00:12:49,553 --> 00:12:53,639 I said... get out now! 163 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,987 We need Eddie, Mrs. Hathaway. 164 00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,981 We need him to break the cycle. 165 00:13:01,593 --> 00:13:06,140 I'm warning you, one more step and I'll fire. 166 00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:10,029 Then fire, Mrs. Hathaway. Shoot me. 167 00:13:10,645 --> 00:13:13,700 Then shoot Binky, and Bobby, and Jill, and even little Skeeter. 168 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,655 If that's really what you think is the answer, if 169 00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:18,616 you really think that that will square things, 170 00:13:19,223 --> 00:13:20,793 make it all better. 171 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,918 Is that what you think, ma'am? 172 00:13:23,738 --> 00:13:25,493 You think we really wanna be here? 173 00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:39,276 I can't do this anymore. 174 00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:43,903 Year after year, I worried he'd be next. 175 00:13:44,247 --> 00:13:48,333 I watched as you took the others... one by one. 176 00:13:51,737 --> 00:13:52,913 Hello, Eddie. 177 00:13:57,393 --> 00:13:58,862 Okay. 178 00:14:01,523 --> 00:14:04,140 If she's too chicken-shit to do it, then I will. 179 00:14:04,319 --> 00:14:05,507 You too, dickhead. 180 00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:10,183 - Then do it, Eddie. - Pull the trigger. Do it. 181 00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:11,920 Killing things is quick. 182 00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:13,832 Letting them grow is what takes time. 183 00:14:13,888 --> 00:14:16,713 - I'll do it. - I ain't afraid. 184 00:14:17,114 --> 00:14:19,240 Yeah? Then how come you've been hiding behind 185 00:14:19,287 --> 00:14:21,433 your mother's apron strings for all these years, 186 00:14:22,149 --> 00:14:24,181 just like all your other candy-ass friends? 187 00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:32,984 No, no! No! 188 00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:36,463 It's no good, Eddie, they'll just keep coming back. 189 00:14:36,581 --> 00:14:40,513 I am innocent! Mom! Don't let them do this! 190 00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:42,551 They'll find us everywhere we go. 191 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:45,874 Don't let them do this! Get off of me! 192 00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:52,296 Mom! Help me, please! Please! 193 00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:01,424 Jill, did you need help with that? 194 00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:03,238 Please... 195 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:05,487 No, it's okay, I got this. 196 00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:08,885 Please, no. No! 197 00:15:11,216 --> 00:15:13,176 I tell you, it was a Halloween prank, 198 00:15:13,255 --> 00:15:14,747 no one was supposed to get hurt. 199 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,863 Yeah, well, people did get hurt. 200 00:15:17,277 --> 00:15:19,433 - Didn't they, Eddie? - But not by me. 201 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,621 It was the other guys' idea. 202 00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:24,272 The other guys who started the whole thing! 203 00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:26,783 You saw it, Skeeter. 204 00:15:27,262 --> 00:15:28,872 Tell 'em it wasn't me. 205 00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:31,174 Tell 'em I'm innocent. 206 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,743 Oh, God! Oh, my God! 207 00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:49,350 - Hey, remember this? - Yeah, you brought this. 208 00:15:49,452 --> 00:15:51,998 - That same night. - This is murder. 209 00:15:52,092 --> 00:15:54,813 Yeah, that's the same thing all your old friends said. 210 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:59,467 - Please. Please, please. - No. 211 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:04,972 Oh, please! no! 212 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:11,549 _ 213 00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:14,678 Alright, let's see what it is, man, 'cause I've been waiting 214 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,724 - this entire game. - Pretty good. 215 00:16:16,771 --> 00:16:17,979 - Oh, 23. - That's what I thought. 216 00:16:18,237 --> 00:16:19,294 - Ah! - I was on it. 217 00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:22,143 - Hey, guys, it's dark. - Time for trick or treat. 218 00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:27,182 Alright. Somewhere out there, there is a Milky Way with my name on it. 219 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,419 Binky, do you ever stop eating? 220 00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:32,643 - Why would I? - Come on. I'm ready, let's go. 221 00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:36,773 Hey, guys, it's stuck. 222 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,352 Uh, the frame's probably warped from the wet weather. 223 00:16:40,513 --> 00:16:41,513 Here. 224 00:16:43,799 --> 00:16:45,863 No. Wait. 225 00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:48,733 No, it's really stuck, it won't open. 226 00:16:49,186 --> 00:16:52,256 Guys, look down there, isn't that Eddie Hathaway's gang? 227 00:16:53,123 --> 00:16:54,521 It's gonna be hilarious. 228 00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:55,990 What the hell are they doing down there? 229 00:16:57,021 --> 00:17:01,771 - Hey! Losers! - Shit. Is that a match? 230 00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:14,017 Hey, you better climb down and run home to mama! 231 00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:21,033 You kids better run, it's gonna go up fast! 232 00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:25,293 Alright, guys, I think we scared them off. 233 00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:27,538 - We need to get out. Go! - Let's go! 234 00:17:28,765 --> 00:17:30,793 - It's not funny! - Somebody help! 235 00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:35,602 - No, Eddie! Eddie! - Please! Help! Help! 236 00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:38,126 Open the door! No! 237 00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:45,528 You're crazy! You can't get away with this?! 238 00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:46,804 Why not, Eddie? 239 00:17:48,456 --> 00:17:49,507 You did. 240 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:08,570 No! 241 00:18:19,423 --> 00:18:21,353 Well, that's that. 242 00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:23,313 Not soon enough for me. 243 00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:26,649 It's good to be home, though, gotta admit. 244 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,945 Are you sure you got enough to eat now, Bradwell. 245 00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:31,453 Shut up, Reevestein. 246 00:18:31,493 --> 00:18:34,485 You're just jealous 'cause my costume's cooler than yours. 247 00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:38,422 Yeah, real cool. Like a figure skater. 248 00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:47,848 I guess I'll see you in... 249 00:18:48,006 --> 00:18:50,226 In... my dreams. 250 00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:17,352 Get some rest now, Skeet. You hear me? 251 00:19:18,321 --> 00:19:19,841 Get some rest. 252 00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:29,169 I wish we'd known each other longer, Skeet. 253 00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:34,792 I love you, little brother. 254 00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:13,870 _ 255 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,375 _ 256 00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:21,376 _ 257 00:20:21,377 --> 00:20:24,377 _ 258 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,699 _ 259 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,670 _ 260 00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:41,799 _ 261 00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:47,047 _ 262 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,853 _ 263 00:20:56,953 --> 00:20:58,966 _ 264 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,769 _ 265 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,430 _ 266 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,394 _ 267 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,489 _ 268 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:30,140 _ 269 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,489 - _ - What? No, no, no, no, no. 270 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,280 Fuck! 271 00:22:43,123 --> 00:22:45,037 Um, hi, why are you Facetiming me? 272 00:22:45,147 --> 00:22:47,667 - Fucking seriously?! - Yes, seriously. 273 00:22:47,707 --> 00:22:50,021 Look, I meant everything that I said. 274 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,436 You going home to beg your dad for money 275 00:22:52,498 --> 00:22:55,030 doesn't magically erase our situation. 276 00:22:55,547 --> 00:22:58,507 Where are you? Are you drunk dialing me? 277 00:22:58,547 --> 00:22:59,637 No! 278 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,300 Are you high? 279 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,093 What's that got to do with anything? 280 00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:08,207 A lot actually. 281 00:23:08,257 --> 00:23:11,737 Look, this... whole breakup, it's... it's not you, it's me, 282 00:23:11,777 --> 00:23:13,468 that's what I'm supposed to say, right? 283 00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:16,917 I can't. Right? Not without lying, and I don't fee like lying. 284 00:23:16,957 --> 00:23:19,437 - But I... - I just want somebody motivated. 285 00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:21,562 Justin, I feel like you wouldn't even care 286 00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:24,047 if you got bounced from university tomorrow. 287 00:23:24,097 --> 00:23:26,375 - I'm pacing myself! - Okay. 288 00:23:27,097 --> 00:23:29,967 Well, you get something going, let me know, 289 00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:31,447 we can maybe talk about this. 290 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:34,894 But until then, I gotta go, okay? Bye! 291 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:34,148 _ 292 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:40,057 Please. Please help me. 293 00:25:47,677 --> 00:25:50,157 Yeah, okay, Alex, I'll do just that. 294 00:25:50,197 --> 00:25:52,317 You have to blow me first, okay? 295 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,077 Alex. 296 00:25:58,597 --> 00:26:00,647 Alex, I know you're fucking with me, dude. 297 00:26:00,687 --> 00:26:02,997 There is no Alex here. 298 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,237 Please. 299 00:26:37,377 --> 00:26:38,987 What the hell, man? 300 00:26:39,027 --> 00:26:45,102 Please, turn my face out of my suitcase so I may speak clearly. 301 00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:49,427 - What? - Please. 302 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,168 I mean, really, what the actual fuck? 303 00:27:08,254 --> 00:27:10,424 Please, do not hit me. 304 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,497 What happened to you? 305 00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:20,887 - I offended someone... - I ought not have offended. 306 00:27:20,996 --> 00:27:23,687 You got that right, you look like a Bento box. 307 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,105 Will you help me? 308 00:27:25,767 --> 00:27:28,727 How? I mean, you look like you need a hospital, like, yesterday. 309 00:27:29,071 --> 00:27:31,164 Let's, uh, let's put you in my car, 310 00:27:31,211 --> 00:27:33,133 - and I'll take... - That's very kind of you. 311 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:36,039 But there is nothing that a Western hospital can do to help 312 00:27:36,438 --> 00:27:37,969 with this condition. 313 00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:40,648 Are you kidding? No, They... they... they can do anything, 314 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:41,811 I mean, there's this kid in my school 315 00:27:41,873 --> 00:27:44,123 who wrecked his motorcycle and lost his legs, 316 00:27:44,202 --> 00:27:46,223 and so now he uses these Pogo stick things 317 00:27:46,270 --> 00:27:47,373 - that they made for him... - Yes, but... 318 00:27:47,397 --> 00:27:48,593 and now he's, like, good at basketball, 319 00:27:48,617 --> 00:27:50,797 which is weird, 'cause he, like, sucked before, 320 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,772 and now he's some sort of unstoppable cyborg. 321 00:27:53,865 --> 00:27:55,917 - It's very interesting... - I think it's going 322 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,547 to his head, really, because now he's mopping up 323 00:27:57,587 --> 00:27:59,824 the court with everybody and talking smack about it, 324 00:27:59,871 --> 00:28:01,847 - but not in a funny way... - Excuse me, please. 325 00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:05,752 I do not mean to interrupt, but I am in a great 326 00:28:05,815 --> 00:28:08,090 degree of pain, and I cannot give your schoolyard drama 327 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,098 the attention I'm certain that it deserves. 328 00:28:10,467 --> 00:28:13,342 Right, uh, I was taking you to the hospital. 329 00:28:13,867 --> 00:28:16,625 - No! - Why not? 330 00:28:17,387 --> 00:28:21,397 Because... they will find me. 331 00:28:21,437 --> 00:28:25,312 Who? What, the guys who did this to you? 332 00:28:27,577 --> 00:28:30,272 Oh, hang on if... if people are looking for you, 333 00:28:30,327 --> 00:28:32,186 that means that they are gonna come here, I... 334 00:28:32,537 --> 00:28:34,255 I gotta take you back to the airport. 335 00:28:34,396 --> 00:28:36,521 - No! - What? 336 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:41,305 If you just remove me from the suitcase, 337 00:28:41,695 --> 00:28:44,107 I may be able to walk away under my own power. 338 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:48,364 Oh, okay, okay, great, cool, that'd be awesome, thank you. 339 00:28:50,337 --> 00:28:52,601 I don't really wanna be a downer, it's just... 340 00:28:52,624 --> 00:28:54,597 it looks like the suitcase is kind of the only thing 341 00:28:55,084 --> 00:28:56,077 keeping you together right now 342 00:28:57,056 --> 00:28:59,194 and I can't have you spilling out and dying everywhere, 343 00:28:59,264 --> 00:29:01,023 I'm barely renting... Stop talking. 344 00:29:01,477 --> 00:29:02,969 Please. 345 00:29:04,437 --> 00:29:06,924 Just remove me from the suitcase. 346 00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:11,178 Start with my feet. It's okay. 347 00:29:29,197 --> 00:29:30,970 Yes, it is real, 348 00:29:30,971 --> 00:29:35,415 an unfortunate condition 349 00:29:35,579 --> 00:29:38,852 causes me to produce gold when I am in pain. 350 00:29:40,647 --> 00:29:44,911 - What... wait. What? How? - I do not know how. 351 00:29:44,927 --> 00:29:47,786 - It's just not possible. - I am afraid that since you 352 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,348 are holding a coin you saw come out of my mouth, 353 00:29:50,552 --> 00:29:52,307 the burden of disproof is upon you. 354 00:29:56,097 --> 00:29:58,407 But I do not wish to talk. 355 00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:02,097 Perhaps we can try again to free me later. 356 00:30:02,147 --> 00:30:05,091 Any wealth produced by our efforts will, of course, 357 00:30:05,162 --> 00:30:09,045 be yours to keep in consideration of your... 358 00:30:09,357 --> 00:30:10,490 valuable... 359 00:30:12,381 --> 00:30:14,584 assistance... 360 00:31:00,287 --> 00:31:02,170 They will find me. 361 00:31:04,777 --> 00:31:07,737 If people are looking for you, that means that they're gonna come here. 362 00:31:10,766 --> 00:31:11,936 Wait! 363 00:31:39,287 --> 00:31:43,279 Well, what you got here is a Gold 100 Kurush coin 364 00:31:43,326 --> 00:31:45,377 from the time of Abdul Amin the Second. 365 00:31:45,427 --> 00:31:47,177 Not a lucky guy. 366 00:31:47,313 --> 00:31:49,103 He died after the first world war, 367 00:31:49,232 --> 00:31:50,557 along with the Ottoman Empire. 368 00:31:51,122 --> 00:31:52,529 But is it valuable? 369 00:31:53,557 --> 00:31:55,588 You heard me say it was gold, right? 370 00:31:56,312 --> 00:31:57,390 Of course it's valuable. 371 00:31:58,573 --> 00:31:59,957 How you come about that? 372 00:32:00,276 --> 00:32:02,007 I found it in some luggage. 373 00:32:02,507 --> 00:32:05,597 Nice. How about I give you $275? 374 00:32:22,654 --> 00:32:24,240 You should've asked for $350. 375 00:32:25,393 --> 00:32:27,526 He had to give you at least $325. 376 00:32:28,636 --> 00:32:29,687 Why didn't you call me? 377 00:32:30,144 --> 00:32:31,947 I did, we're having lunch. 378 00:32:32,471 --> 00:32:34,964 No, I mean to negotiate. You suck at this shit. 379 00:32:35,607 --> 00:32:38,334 No offense, but you kinda let people walk all over you. 380 00:32:39,642 --> 00:32:41,127 Like Carla, for example. 381 00:32:41,606 --> 00:32:43,607 Yeah, that's not a problem anymore. 382 00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:47,850 Nah, of course you're not. 383 00:32:48,546 --> 00:32:51,858 She's, uh... She's something. 384 00:32:52,911 --> 00:32:55,373 What about that coin? Where did you, uh... 385 00:32:55,467 --> 00:32:56,537 where did you say you found that, again? 386 00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:58,044 In some luggage. 387 00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:00,469 Is there more? 388 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:03,457 Maybe. 389 00:33:04,004 --> 00:33:06,559 Bullshit. I'm calling blazing bullshit. 390 00:33:06,762 --> 00:33:08,127 Not that I'm mad, I would lie to you about where 391 00:33:08,157 --> 00:33:12,687 I was getting $500 gold pieces... even saying $500 gold pieces. 392 00:33:13,070 --> 00:33:14,947 That's some Dungeons and Dragons shit, man. 393 00:33:14,987 --> 00:33:16,686 What'd you do, roll up a dwarf? 394 00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:21,817 - Get away from me. - What are you doing here? 395 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,873 I told you I was coming to get my stuff. 396 00:33:23,913 --> 00:33:25,523 - What's wrong? - I always knew you were 397 00:33:25,573 --> 00:33:28,053 a lot of things, Justin, but never a murderer. 398 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:42,673 Alex, guys, wait! 399 00:33:58,733 --> 00:34:01,653 - Fuck. - Why... why is he in there? 400 00:34:01,693 --> 00:34:03,913 - Justin, what did you do?! - Me? Nothing no! 401 00:34:03,953 --> 00:34:05,213 I found him that way. 402 00:34:05,263 --> 00:34:07,093 And you just left him in there?! 403 00:34:07,133 --> 00:34:08,613 Shouldn't we get him out? 404 00:34:08,653 --> 00:34:10,199 Oh, yeah, great idea, why didn't I think of that? 405 00:34:10,223 --> 00:34:12,403 Look, it's a bit more complicated. 406 00:34:13,888 --> 00:34:15,505 Here, let me help you. 407 00:34:25,103 --> 00:34:26,705 - Let's do it again. - Okay. 408 00:34:37,813 --> 00:34:40,343 - What was that? - It's too much. 409 00:34:40,383 --> 00:34:41,906 I don't know, it happened last night, too. 410 00:34:42,733 --> 00:34:44,733 - I think we should stop. - I need to rest. 411 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,473 - You need to rest? - It's too much. 412 00:34:46,523 --> 00:34:50,043 - We need to get you out. - Please. Please. 413 00:34:50,093 --> 00:34:51,653 Come here. 414 00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:52,922 Just come here. 415 00:34:54,663 --> 00:34:56,983 - You found it in a suitcase. - Yeah. 416 00:34:57,483 --> 00:34:59,493 Okay, guys, how the fuck is he doing that? 417 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:01,491 It doesn't matter how he's doing it, he's doing it. 418 00:35:02,713 --> 00:35:04,509 This is amazing, man, we're gonna be fucking rich. 419 00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:06,079 - Whoa, first of all, "we"? - Second of all... 420 00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:07,569 Okay, somebody please explain to me 421 00:35:07,663 --> 00:35:09,503 - what the fuck's going on? - Yeah, "we." 422 00:35:09,543 --> 00:35:11,503 We're gonna be rich. We're roommates, man, 423 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,129 - we share everything, right? - What about him? 424 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,479 Not everything, and second of all, 425 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:16,219 we're just gonna help him get out of the case. 426 00:35:16,243 --> 00:35:18,688 Excuse me, young sir. 427 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,993 Maybe we can make some money. 428 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:26,383 - No. No. - Justin, is this real? 429 00:35:26,433 --> 00:35:27,823 Not you, the other young sir. 430 00:35:27,863 --> 00:35:29,499 - This is gold, right? - Nothing bad's gonna happen 431 00:35:29,523 --> 00:35:31,743 to anybody... I feel like something bad's gonna happen 432 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,303 if we keep him around for too long. 433 00:35:33,353 --> 00:35:36,353 - Stop! Stop, stop, no! 434 00:35:36,393 --> 00:35:38,183 No, young sir, please! Please! 435 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:41,483 - We can't. - I know! 436 00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:44,363 - Alex, what are you doing? - What are you doing, man? 437 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:45,793 - Alex. - Alex. Jesus. 438 00:35:52,713 --> 00:35:54,673 Oh, he's not going anywhere. 439 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:57,460 Yeah, okay. 440 00:35:58,503 --> 00:36:01,440 We keep him for 48 hours and then we let him go. 441 00:36:01,983 --> 00:36:03,333 Deal. 442 00:36:57,263 --> 00:36:58,523 Oh, fuck. 443 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,063 Smoke a bowl? 444 00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:31,203 Why did you stop? 445 00:37:42,433 --> 00:37:44,353 Hit him again, what are you waiting for? 446 00:37:44,393 --> 00:37:46,743 Look, I don't know if he can take a higher setting. 447 00:37:46,783 --> 00:37:48,679 That's what you said before you turned it up last time 448 00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:50,478 and look how much is coming out. 449 00:37:50,563 --> 00:37:51,223 I think we should stop. 450 00:37:51,483 --> 00:37:52,663 - No. - No. 451 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:56,725 No. It is okay. 452 00:37:57,843 --> 00:38:00,883 I do not deserve any better. 453 00:38:00,933 --> 00:38:02,988 Do whatever you will. 454 00:38:03,373 --> 00:38:08,763 I-I think... my heart will stop soon. Please. 455 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:14,033 No, hey, what the fuck?! Did you hear what he said? 456 00:38:14,073 --> 00:38:16,903 Justin, don't be such a dick. 457 00:38:16,943 --> 00:38:20,096 We're about to get everything that we've ever wanted here. 458 00:38:20,903 --> 00:38:24,043 That cherry red Challenger you've been eyeing, that's yours, man. 459 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,849 I mean, with this kind of money we're close to being able 460 00:38:26,201 --> 00:38:29,599 to buy vacation homes somewhere tax-sheltery... 461 00:38:29,732 --> 00:38:31,291 with boats! 462 00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:33,053 Fucking boats, man. 463 00:38:33,585 --> 00:38:35,906 No, we agreed, 48 hours. 464 00:38:36,663 --> 00:38:37,663 Alex. 465 00:38:39,313 --> 00:38:41,169 There comes a time where you're gonna need to ask yourself 466 00:38:41,672 --> 00:38:43,617 - who you wanna be? - Why is he still talking? 467 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:47,453 - I wanna be rich. - I wanna be rich. 468 00:38:47,503 --> 00:38:50,673 Fucking look around. Open your fucking eyes. 469 00:38:50,723 --> 00:38:53,525 With this kind of money, you can buy your dad's business 470 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:55,330 and make him work for you. 471 00:38:55,384 --> 00:38:57,853 No, no, no, you two are fucking evil. This is bullshit. 472 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:00,903 Justin, how did you think this was gonna end? 473 00:39:00,943 --> 00:39:04,114 I didn't think it was gonna end up with us being murderers?! 474 00:39:10,121 --> 00:39:11,291 I'm calling the cops. 475 00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:17,450 No! 476 00:39:18,326 --> 00:39:19,676 What are you doing?! 477 00:40:01,003 --> 00:40:02,464 What do we do now? 478 00:40:05,721 --> 00:40:06,909 We run. 479 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:11,225 That's what we do, we... we get the hell out of here. 480 00:40:12,673 --> 00:40:15,853 This kind of money, it'll... it'll take us to Paris, to... 481 00:40:16,503 --> 00:40:19,549 to Rio... maybe Constantinople. 482 00:40:19,948 --> 00:40:21,745 That's not a place anymore. 483 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,226 Shut up. 484 00:40:24,772 --> 00:40:26,172 What do we do about him? 485 00:40:29,803 --> 00:40:31,763 I say we get one last jackpot and blaze. 486 00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:42,986 Oh, no, please don't. You naughty children. 487 00:40:48,395 --> 00:40:50,793 You're so naughty. 488 00:40:51,176 --> 00:40:54,957 How will this world contain your wickedness? 489 00:41:02,506 --> 00:41:07,647 Yes! Yes! Yeah! 490 00:41:41,503 --> 00:41:45,593 No! No! No! 491 00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:23,956 _ 492 00:42:23,957 --> 00:42:26,957 _ 493 00:42:29,073 --> 00:42:31,583 How was your visit to our fair city? 494 00:42:31,723 --> 00:42:35,163 It was delightful, most productive, as always. 495 00:42:35,437 --> 00:42:37,163 I trust everything is in order? 496 00:42:37,671 --> 00:42:40,214 First class, window seat, arriving in Istanbul 497 00:42:40,246 --> 00:42:41,261 at 9:30 a.m. 498 00:42:41,347 --> 00:42:43,081 And you're quite certain you'll be able 499 00:42:43,112 --> 00:42:44,527 to accommodate my bags. 500 00:42:44,567 --> 00:42:47,227 For a customer as loyal as you? Anything. 501 00:42:54,933 --> 00:42:58,659 - No! 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