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? Happy 300 to us ?

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? Happy 300 to us ?

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? Happy 300,
Tegridy Farms ?

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? Happy three hundred
thousand dollars ?

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Can you believe it, gang?

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We've broken $300,000
selling weed.

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Not to be a dick,

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but I remember back when
you, Sharon, and you, Shelley,

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said buying a pot farm
was a "stupid" idea.

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Now we're living the dream.

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You're living the dream.
This is your dream.

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You know,
is it me

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or are people starting to not be
that stoked on Tegridy Farms?

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Are you guys still pissed off
about the China thing?

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You may not like that
I do business with China,

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but personally, I think you guys
having a problem with China

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is racist.

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Now come on!
Let's celebrate 300!

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Who wants shots?

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Shots?

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No shots!
No shots!

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Eric, you have
to be a big boy.

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Big boys get a toy
from the toy chest.

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Eric, It's just a little prick.

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No, no, no!
Nooooo!

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Good boy, Eric!

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Our school now has
a very strict policy

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when it comes
to immunizations.

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Everyone has to follow protocol
or it puts everyone at risk.

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I'm sorry, PC Principal.
It's just that...

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my little Eric really
doesn't like shots.

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Well, Eric, nobody likes shots.
They're just a fact of life.

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No, no.
You don't understand.

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I've taken him to the doctor
every Friday

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for the past four years.

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They try to
give him his shot,

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but he gets scared
and runs around,

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and he squeals
like a little pig.

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The doctors try
to catch him,

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but Eric greases himself up
so they can't.

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I'm sorry,
but my hands are tied here.

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If Eric isn't immunized,

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then he cannot go
to this school.

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Please!
I've tried everything!

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You have to let Eric
go to school.

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I work all day,
and without school,

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he'll just...
he'll just have nothing!

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What do you think's gonna
be different next time you try?

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If... If you could
offer Eric something.

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Sometimes when Eric
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I think of a gift
or a treat of some kind.

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Oh, that's a good idea.

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Like, what are
you thinking?

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I don't know!

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Like maybe
exclusive use

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of the tetherball pole at recess
for the next two months?

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Ooh, would that
be possible?

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What I care most about is
the safety of the students,

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so if you'll take your shots,
then I'll agree.

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- Sweet. - But, Eric,
you really have to do it this time, okay?

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When we're at the doctors,
you can't change your mind.

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I won't change my mind.

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Eric, it's okay!

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I'm sorry but I have
a lot of other patients to see.

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We'll just have to try again
next week.

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Come on, Eric.
We're going home.

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We're going home?
You promise?

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Let's go!
Get in the car!

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Wait, can I get a toy
from the toy chest?

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One toy, Eric!

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Cool!

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Yeah!

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300!

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Tegridy Farms!
Hello, South Park!

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Thanks for making Tegridy

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the most profitable farm
in Colorado!

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We couldn't have done it
without you, so here!

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Here's some beads!

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Here you go!
Beads for everybody!

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I've got $300,000!

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? China, China! ?

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? Da?da?ya?ya history! ?

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? It was la la la China! ?

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? China, China! ?

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Alright, China!

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So, then I guess the school
said Eric can't come here no more

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and so he's been,
like, kicked out.

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Cartman can't go
to this school anymore?

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Yeah, he was actually kind of
upset about it

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because he said on the phone
that he has to do

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homeschooling
with this really mean teacher.

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Oh, my God. I don't know
how long this will last,

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but I'm gonna savor
every minute.

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Hey, guys!
I'm back in school!

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Everything worked out.

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I'm allowed back,
and it's all good!

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You got your shots?

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No, I don't have
to get my shots ever!

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And they can't
do anything about it.

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Because
I'm a consciousness objector.

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A conscientious objector?

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Yeah, I told the school,
I said, look you guys,

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I happen to have...
"religious, moral,

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or philosophical
convictions."

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And-And I said I believe
that "health and disease

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should not be controlled
by vaccination."

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Those are my beliefs.

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And besides, I don't want
to risk immunizations

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making me artistic.

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Dude, Cartman, don't you know
that if you don't get immunized

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- you actually put people at risk
who... - One second! One second!

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Sorry.
One second, gotta sneeze.

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Oh, never mind.
Never mind.

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I'm sorry.
What were you saying?

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I'm saying that
we all had to get shots

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and, actually,
if just one person doesn't...

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Snot web.

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I'll be right back,
you guys.

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Can somebody get me
a paper towel?

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I got a snot web here.

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Consciousness objector
coming through.

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Alright, everyone.
Listen up.

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I understand your frustration,

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but a government organization
like a school

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cannot impose its will
on a conscientious objector.

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It's not safe for our kids
to be in this school!

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You do understand that up
to 5% of kids with vaccines

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can still be at risk.

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Everyone has to do it,
or it doesn't matter!

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Yeah, I don't quite see
how it's fair that

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all the rest of our community
agrees to this.

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Why does one family
get to have a problem with it?

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I'm sorry.

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It's just my strong,
personal belief that

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"among other things,

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vaccines contain
harmful ingredients.

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Formaldehyde, aluminum
and even Mercury."

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Aw, come on, Mrs. Cartman,
all major medical organizations

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state that vaccines
are safe!

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The CDC, the FDA, UNICEF,
and the US Department of Health!

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Yes, yes,
I know but...

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"we can't even risk
a 0.1% chance of vaccinations

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making our children
artistic."

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Well, that's true.

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There are enough artists
in the world.

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Look, I don't know
what kind of mother

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wouldn't vaccinate
their child,

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but it's putting everyone
in danger, and that's why...

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Then you try to catch him!
You try it!

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Don't you people
criticize me

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until you've taken Eric
to the doctor,

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and you've tried
to hold him down!

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I'm a good mother!

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Don't you dare question
if I care about my child!

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Oh, shit.

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Of course you care.

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Nobody likes seeing
their child in pain.

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Maybe... Maybe you should
just let us take care

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of getting Eric
his shots.

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You don't understand
how hard it is.

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We'll find a way
to make it

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completely painless
for him, okay?

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Alright, alright.
Bring him in!

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The little boy's room
is upstairs.

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Oh, I don't know
if I can go through with this.

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My little Eric is going
to be so mad at me!

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Look, by the time
he knows what's happened,

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it'll already be over.

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Did you bring
his boo?boo present?

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Yeah, yeah, come on.
Thomas and Laura.

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Okay? See?
We got the present.

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Everything's
gonna be fine.

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Hey, what's going on?

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No, no! Nooo!

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Oh! It'll just
be for a second!

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Oh, Jesus!

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Eric, there's a big treat
for you if you stay still!

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Catch him!

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Thomas! Linda!
You gotta get him!

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Eric! Oh!

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Well, what do we do now?

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I think the only way
we're gonna get Eric immunized

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is by bringing
in an expert.

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This is Big Mesquite Murph.
How can I help you?

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You say you got yourself
a conscientious objector?

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Well, you just sit tight.

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There aren't never no hog

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that Big Mesquite Murph
couldn't catch.

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How many thousand dollars has
Tegridy Farms made selling weed?

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$300,000!

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It's a 300?palooza!

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Come on down
and see what we've got!

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What have we got?

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We've got $300,000!

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Just selling' all
this weed!

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And this month,
we're celebrating

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all our new customers in China!

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We're celebrating with
new T?shirts!

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"Tegridy Farms made $300,000
and all I got was high."

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Get yours for just ten bucks!

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We couldn't have
done it without you!

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Remember!
That's $300,000!

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Well...
what'd you think, guys?

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How much did you spend
making that commercial?

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Who cares, Sharon?
Business is up.

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Nobody cares about
your stupid $300,000!

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We've become
the kind of business

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that we moved out here
to get away from!

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You know why
the Chinese buy our weed?!

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It's to plant
on their student protesters

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so they can
put them in jail!

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Yeah, we make money
either way.

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You don't care
how anyone else feels!

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We bought this farm
together, Randy!

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- Or did you forget that?
- I hate marijuana!

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- Shelley!
- I hate marijuana, too.

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Stan!

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Oh, Eric, I...

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wasn't sure
if you'd be up yet.

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Eric, you know I only
want what's best

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for my little snookums.

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You read me a bedtime story.
You tucked me in.

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And then you let half the town
into my room

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to try and give me a shot
against my will.

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It was supposed
to make it easier on you,

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and th?th?they didn't
catch you anyway.

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This is goodbye, Mom.
I can't live with you anymore.

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Eric, please!

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You don't know how hard it is
to be a parent!

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Sometimes we don't know
the right thing to do!

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So you go along
with society

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and try to force
immunizations on me

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even knowing
the health risks?

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What if immunizations made my
friend Timmy the way he is?

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What if they made Jimmy
the way he is?

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What if they made Token
the way he is?

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Eric, when I was
at the store, I got you

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some Little Debbie Cream Pies
and...

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That isn't gonna work
this time, Mom!

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I don't want
to be around you anymore!

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So I don't know where
you're gonna stay,

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but you'll just have
to figure it out.

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I've already packed
all your things.

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Sweetie, you can't live
on your own.

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You should've thought about that
before you made this house

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a nightmare for me.
Goodbye, mother.

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Alright, youngin,
we can do this the easy way

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or we can do it hard.

251
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,359
Well? What happened.

252
00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:51,492
I ain't never seen
no hog like that...

253
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:54,854
It's like it could run
two places at once.

254
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,937
You said
you could catch him!

255
00:12:56,962 --> 00:12:58,544
I did catch 'im!

256
00:12:58,624 --> 00:13:00,605
I got him locked in a pen!

257
00:13:00,764 --> 00:13:02,734
It's just that every time
I bring out that needle,

258
00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:04,674
he becomes
like a hog tornado,

259
00:13:04,731 --> 00:13:06,546
but I'll get him!
Yeah?

260
00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:08,477
Or maybe you just believe
a little bit

261
00:13:08,502 --> 00:13:11,172
that vaccinations shouldn't be
mandated for school attendance

262
00:13:11,197 --> 00:13:13,671
due to possible
still?unknown side effects.

263
00:13:14,118 --> 00:13:17,101
Don't you question me.
If anyone believes

264
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:20,376
that the most common side effect
of vaccines... anaphylaxis...

265
00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:22,783
occurs in only one per several
hundred thousand

266
00:13:22,808 --> 00:13:24,452
to one per million vaccinations,

267
00:13:24,477 --> 00:13:26,437
it's Big Mesquite Murph.

268
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:29,126
Now this hog you got here,
he's contained,

269
00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:31,800
but now I need help gettin' him
his shots.

270
00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:33,675
The only way
we're gonna get him,

271
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,096
is we gotta build a big
enclosed pen

272
00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:38,039
'bout 100 feet in diameter.

273
00:13:38,064 --> 00:13:41,687
I'm also gonna need the best
wranglers flown in from Wichita.

274
00:13:41,712 --> 00:13:44,877
And I'm gonna need some loud
music and some barbecue.

275
00:13:45,939 --> 00:13:47,111
Barbecue?

276
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,306
Mrs. Cartman?

277
00:13:53,673 --> 00:13:54,865
Hello, Randy...

278
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,428
I'm... sorry to trouble you,
but...

279
00:13:57,773 --> 00:13:59,268
I don't know where to turn.

280
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:01,141
I was hoping maybe...

281
00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:03,183
I could buy some ganja.

282
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:05,072
Whoa, whoa, what's going on?

283
00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:07,045
My son h?hates me.

284
00:14:07,248 --> 00:14:09,291
The whole town h?hates me.

285
00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:11,714
Nobody thinks I'm a good mom,

286
00:14:11,739 --> 00:14:13,780
and I don't know
if I am anymore!

287
00:14:13,805 --> 00:14:15,227
Ok, ok, come on...

288
00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:17,389
let's get you inside
and get you some weed.

289
00:14:18,138 --> 00:14:20,590
It all just happened gradually,
you know?

290
00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:22,850
I don't know why

291
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,045
but it's like everyone's
against me.

292
00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,799
Even my own son.

293
00:14:27,525 --> 00:14:29,721
Believe me, I know
how that feels.

294
00:14:31,211 --> 00:14:32,802
You try to do what's best
for your family

295
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:34,375
and all you do
is get on.

296
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,361
I know immunizations
are probably for the best...

297
00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:40,025
...but then you read
some of this stuff

298
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,875
on the Internet,
and I don't know.

299
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:43,783
It's scary.

300
00:14:44,272 --> 00:14:45,556
That's just it.

301
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,835
When it comes to families,
we just have to do

302
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,916
what we think is best.
It doesn't matter.

303
00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:53,559
They're having an all?county
mandated immunization

304
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,803
round up tonight.

305
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,260
Any child not immunized
is about to be.

306
00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:59,256
All?county immunization
round up?

307
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:00,752
What's that?

308
00:15:01,773 --> 00:15:03,322
Good evenin', everybody,

309
00:15:03,347 --> 00:15:07,002
and welcome to the CDC
Child Immunization challenge.

310
00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:09,275
This here special event
is sponsored by

311
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,265
Voices for Vaccines
and also by Chevy.

312
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,327
So with all that all out the
way, let's get to some action!

313
00:15:21,108 --> 00:15:23,533
First up, we have little
Danny Ray Johnston

314
00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:25,373
out of Bailey, Colorada.

315
00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:28,147
He has not been immunized
since kindergarten.

316
00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:30,869
He says he just don't like
needles.

317
00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:39,072
No! Noooooo!

318
00:15:39,097 --> 00:15:41,012
?And there they go!

319
00:15:45,063 --> 00:15:47,783
No! Noooo!

320
00:16:05,556 --> 00:16:07,177
Nooo!

321
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,743
He stuck him
in the left buttocks!

322
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:16,283
That is a 8.7 score,
right there.

323
00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:22,514
Alright let's hear it for little Danny
Ray, folks.

324
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:25,508
He's a little worse for wear
but now he can pick himself up

325
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,252
a nice little toy
from the toy chest.

326
00:16:28,392 --> 00:16:29,269
Jesus...

327
00:16:29,294 --> 00:16:30,510
I've got to get out of here!

328
00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:34,908
It's just...
It's like...

329
00:16:34,979 --> 00:16:36,577
Can't people see
I'm trying to do

330
00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:38,069
what's best
for my family?!

331
00:16:38,253 --> 00:16:40,736
I'm trying to provide for them
by running a business!

332
00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:42,843
I'm sorry
if I make mistakes!

333
00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:44,828
I know, Randy.

334
00:16:44,853 --> 00:16:46,856
Other parents expect me
to deal with Eric and...

335
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,594
And I get it
from both sides

336
00:16:48,619 --> 00:16:51,619
because my family's
pissed off at me, too!

337
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,868
I understand.
No, you don't!

338
00:16:53,955 --> 00:16:56,198
Yes, I do.
No, you don't!

339
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,771
Nobody understands.

340
00:16:57,796 --> 00:17:02,815
Randy, we all try to do
the best for our family.

341
00:17:02,912 --> 00:17:04,721
And sometimes...

342
00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,814
when we're afraid
of being judged,

343
00:17:06,962 --> 00:17:09,477
we can push
our family away.

344
00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:12,270
Yeah, it's like everybody's
doing business with China.

345
00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:13,600
Just, like, get over it.

346
00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:16,455
You should just feel lucky
that you have a partner

347
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,396
in doing what's right for your family.
Yeah...

348
00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:22,379
I'm afraid I haven't been very
kind to that partner lately.

349
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:24,645
I think maybe it's time
for an apology.

350
00:17:24,716 --> 00:17:26,698
Thanks for the talk,
Randy,

351
00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:29,166
and for the weed.
Where you going?

352
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,686
I'm going to do the only thing
I know how to do.

353
00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,482
Be a mom.

354
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,682
Nooo!

355
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,853
Alright, and that is
Dr. Chet Molwinns

356
00:17:40,878 --> 00:17:43,660
that just gave that girl
her DTAP booster

357
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,245
and her HPV vaccination.

358
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:47,936
That is for genital warts.

359
00:17:47,961 --> 00:17:49,728
Way to go, Chet.

360
00:17:49,897 --> 00:17:52,670
Hey, folks, let's hear it for
all these wranglers tonight.

361
00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:55,189
They're workin' extra hard
to bring immunity

362
00:17:55,214 --> 00:17:56,862
to your community.

363
00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,542
Alright, folks, we are now
ready for the main event!

364
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,911
This young man has never had
a single immunization.

365
00:18:05,016 --> 00:18:07,416
He says he is an orthodox Jew

366
00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,857
and a conscientious objector.

367
00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:12,317
Everyone put your hands
together now for little

368
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,137
Eric "The South Park Piggy"
Cartman.

369
00:18:26,719 --> 00:18:29,611
There he goes folks!
Dear Lord, he's a slippery one.

370
00:18:36,986 --> 00:18:38,811
Do you remember
we used to come here

371
00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:41,385
and look over
the town lights together?

372
00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:43,043
Yeah, so what?

373
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:44,905
Then you turned
into an asshole.

374
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:47,948
I brought you here
to apologize, Towelie.

375
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,885
I let the money go
to my head.

376
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,113
I... I got greedy,

377
00:18:51,138 --> 00:18:52,987
and I started acting
like a towel.

378
00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:54,384
I need you back.

379
00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:57,295
I need Tegridy back
the way it used to be.

380
00:18:57,591 --> 00:18:59,672
No more harassing
home growers?

381
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,509
No more harassing home growers.

382
00:19:01,597 --> 00:19:03,779
No more dealing with those
MedMen assholes.

383
00:19:03,951 --> 00:19:05,199
No more MedMen.

384
00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:07,517
No more kissing China's ass?

385
00:19:08,117 --> 00:19:09,999
China's actually a free
and loving country that...

386
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,170
I'm out.

387
00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:13,980
Wait! Wait, Towelie!
Come on, I need you!

388
00:19:14,549 --> 00:19:16,281
I'm never working
for a company

389
00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:18,178
that's regulated
by a communist government.

390
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:19,775
Okay, okay...

391
00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:21,577
No more selling
to the Chinese.

392
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,537
Then say it. Say, "
the Chinese government.

393
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,416
the Chinese
government.

394
00:19:27,441 --> 00:19:29,177
I didn't hear you.

395
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:31,892
the Chinese government!
There!

396
00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:33,529
Well...

397
00:19:33,554 --> 00:19:35,701
you just got
your partner back.

398
00:19:38,194 --> 00:19:39,635
This is it.

399
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:41,859
This is the moment
that Tegridy Farms

400
00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:43,732
got back on track.

401
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,836
Dear Lord, we are
goin' on 16 minutes here

402
00:19:48,861 --> 00:19:51,110
and ain't nobody caught this youngin!

403
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:53,509
This might very well be
a world record

404
00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:55,517
you're seeing here, folks.

405
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:58,314
Get out of my way!
Move it!

406
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:01,066
Whoa, whoa, Mrs. Cartman.
Everything is fine here.

407
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:05,998
It's okay, Liane!
They know what they're doing!

408
00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:14,427
Oh, looks like we've got a
concerned parent in there,

409
00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:16,841
tryin' to take issue
with her child's well bein'.

410
00:20:23,193 --> 00:20:24,715
Mooommm!

411
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:29,412
Leave my son alonnnneeeeee!

412
00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:48,647
I know I'm not the greatest mom
in the world.

413
00:20:48,672 --> 00:20:50,655
I do the best I can.

414
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,360
Whatever happens now

415
00:20:52,464 --> 00:20:54,546
is going to be done my way.

416
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:56,177
Come on, Eric.

417
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,845
Wait, Mom.

418
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,334
No, Eric!

419
00:21:02,369 --> 00:21:04,426
No shot, no toy!

420
00:21:04,451 --> 00:21:05,852
What?!

421
00:21:11,907 --> 00:21:13,689
Okay, doctor,
I'm ready for my shots.

422
00:21:13,714 --> 00:21:16,619
Eric, I've been speaking
with your mother...

423
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:20,162
- I'm afraid there's some bad news.
- Bad news?

424
00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:21,595
What are you talking about?
Mom?

425
00:21:21,683 --> 00:21:23,896
Your mother received
a heavy dose of vaccine

426
00:21:23,921 --> 00:21:25,368
that wasn't meant
for an adult.

427
00:21:25,393 --> 00:21:28,142
I'm afraid there have been...
side effects.

428
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:30,381
What side effects?
Mom?! Mom!

429
00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:32,195
Mom? Are you here, M...

430
00:21:34,428 --> 00:21:36,162
Eric...

431
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,447
Nooo...

432
00:21:38,472 --> 00:21:40,146
Noooooo!

433
00:21:40,171 --> 00:21:43,781
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