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No one's around. Again!

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Is it just me, or our people
are avoiding us lately?

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I get it, twins are a ton of work.

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But Haley and Dylan ask
us to help out a lot.

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Maybe we're both just loopy
from sleep deprivation.

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I don't even remember
making this cup of tea.

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It's fine, I'll just jog with them.

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Don't push yourself
too hard on that run.

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Please. You know who you're talking to?

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Why does everyone always ask me that?

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Whew! That was close.

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- Are they gone?
- Yes.

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Whew!

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Okay, who'd like to help me
with a magic trick?

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Alex. Great. Now, uh, take this dove...

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Try not to rile her up.

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She's about to spend

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the better part of an hour in my pants.

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Until now, we haven't had the
best of luck with renters.

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So, when you said you were a cat person

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uh, on your application...

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- Mm-hmm.
- Um...

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Oh, oh, that's... that's just my watch.

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But then Brad and Paul moved in,
and it was like

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the perfect friend couple
showed up at our front door.

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And you wanted to stop
renting completely

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after the cat lady.

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I just...
I couldn't listen to her scream

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every time she took a bath.

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I can't believe how
much we have in common.

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Daughters the same age,
you both played football.

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You know, an ex-teammate of mine
is a coach for the Chargers.

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He can get us right on the field.

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You just have to watch where you stand,

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'cause you could end up
under a wide receiver.

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Okay, stop selling! I'm in!

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They even pre-paid for six months.

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That means they'll be
here till Christmas.

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We can include them in our Secret Santa!

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Oh, it would be nice
not to get Lily again.

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Mm-hmm.

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The Duke...

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...becomes a uke...

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...becomes a Luke.

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- Dad, that was amazing!
- Yeah!

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Amazing that I think
a hacky parlor trick

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is gonna cut it at SCARB.

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You heard me right, Alex... SCARB!

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The Southern California Area
Realtors' Banquet

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is the biggest event of the year

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for Southern California Area Realtors.

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The other events...
SCARL, SCARD, SCARP, SCARG, SCARF...

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t-they're fine, but SCARB, it's...
it's the show.

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I performed at last year's SCARB,

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and... and I did well.

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Too well.

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Thank you.

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Wait, was there someone else
who wanted to say thank you?

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Oh, that's right.

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Puff wanted to say thank you.

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Thank you so much. Thank you.

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Unbelievable!

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When you were underwater
for nine minutes,

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I almost broke the glass myself!

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You have got to come back next year.

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Well, I guess I could, uh...

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...get behind you on that.

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I don't know how I did that.

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For the last year,
I haven't paid for a drink

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in any Realtor bar in California.

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I've never known that kind of adulation.

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If I blow it tonight, it all goes away.

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I'm just another bum
walking into Brokers

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paying for my own Long Escrow Iced Tea!

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Dad, I'm on the short list
for this NASA job.

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I just need to finish these forms,

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but I... I swear to you,
it really was great.

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- Oh! I'm sorry.
- Oh.

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And I am a tough audience.

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I'm a scientist.

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It's not like I'm fooled
by simple misdirection.

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I told Janice I'm 21.

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I'm pretty sure she'd break up with me

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if she found out I
wasn't even legal yet.

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Then she asked if I'd buy
wine for dinner tonight.

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Mind moving your thumb...

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Alexandra?

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That's what that's short for?

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So sweet of you to
take them to the park.

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Just make sure they're someplace shady.

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Will do.

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It's amazing how well you've been doing

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selling Aunt Miranda's hot sauce.

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I don't want to tell you
how much money I have lost

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trying to sell it over here.

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I wouldn't mind having
an exact figure...

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I can't believe that you
guys are already engaged!

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Where did you guys meet?

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On the street where I sell my artwork.

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One day, she let me paint her.

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She became my muse.

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I am so happy for you, Sonia.

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Finally, you found
the love that you deserve.

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It's great seeing you being
supportive of Sonia for...

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She's an idiot.

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He's obviously a gold digger,

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and I'm going to prove it to her.

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How do you know he's a gold digger?

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He's a starving artist, she has money.

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Do you really think that someone
young and beautiful like that

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is gonna fall in love with a rich,
older person?

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- Never happens.
- Mm-hmm.

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I hear what I'm saying, and we're fine.

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When Sheryl McCray comes in,

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pay for her coffee with this.

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Sheryl McCray,
powerhouse real-estate developer.

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I've been trying to land her
closet business for years,

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but it's impossible to get a meeting.

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This article, though,

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says where she buys a latte
every Saturday at 10:00.

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Today, I'm gonna buy that latte,
we'll get to talking,

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and before you know it,

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she'll be buying a latte closets.
[lot of]

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Sheryl McCray?

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Matthew Kang, Kang Cabinets.

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Would you have just two minutes
to, uh, sit dow...

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Are you serious?

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I'm not gonna do business with someone

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who interrupts me in a coffee shop

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while I'm trying to enjoy
a few precious moments

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of alone time with my child.

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And her nanny.

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I think she's wet.

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Change of plans, big spender?

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Ohh! Really? An emergency?

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Well, I guess I could...

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Relax. They don't need help
with the babies. Luke has them.

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Oh, thank God.

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Ugh. Let's get rid
of this bad reminder, huh?

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Oh, I know that lady.

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What? How?

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Oh, Mommy and Me class at my yoga place,

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she's there every week.

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Oh, in fact,
it's starting in half an hour.

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Think I'm gonna grab the
kids and go do my thang.

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- Hey. - Hi.
- You know what?

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I haven't spent any time with
those little ragamuffins.

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Why don't you let me take 'em?

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- But I kind of wanted to take...
- Oh, take the help!

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Don't be a hero, super mom, huh?

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Is it me, or is your mom acting weird?

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No. No!

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Don't you ev...

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Your cue is "cadabra"!

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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We made kale smoothies.
We wanted to share.

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Thank you.

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Mmm!

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Oh, no! We're intruding.

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You're throwing a big pancake brunch.

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Where is everyone?

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Uh, this is just for us.

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Oh.

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- What's this?
- Art project for school.

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I just grabbed something
out of the trash

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and threw glitter glue on it.

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Got a 70.

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She knows that's out of 100, right?

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Vera went through a Found Art phase.

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This is, um...

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This is the Michelangelo's David

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that she made out of plastic.

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Recycled plastic.

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We only get one planet,
let's take care of it.

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Mm.

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Guess someone's never heard of the moon.

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Oh, hey, speaking of art,
you're so lucky

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to live right around the
corner from the museum.

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Who was your favorite artist
in the postimpressionist show?

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- Uh...
- Uh, w...

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I mean, gun to my head?

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I would say...

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Gauguin, perhaps?

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- To the exhibit?
- Yes. In a heartbeat.

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Uh, you know, actually,
I'm thinking about going today.

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Would you guys care to join?

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Oh, I'd love to,

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but I promised this one
we'd go on a canyon hike.

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Once an underwear model...

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A couple International Male covers

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to pay for medical school,

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he'll never let me forget it!

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Okay, we should go.

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Oh! Unless,
did you want to join for the hike?

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm...
I'm running the Santa Monica stairs

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this afternoon, so...

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- Oh.
- It's Saturday.

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If they don't see me there,
they get worried.

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And thank you for the yummies.

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- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

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They sure are!

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Oh, no.

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Ugh!

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So, um,
I didn't know you were a museum lover.

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Oh, well, yeah,
before you and I started dating,

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I used to go to the museum all the time.

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I'm not blaming you, of course.

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You know that the Hollywood Wax Museum

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- isn't an actual...
- Okay, what about you, Rocky?

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You get winded taking towels upstairs.

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Well, that's because after we met...
not blaming you...

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um, I sort of...
I tapered off a little bit.

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To focus on the relationship.

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But this is good.

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- Yeah.
- Us getting back to our roots.

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You know, enjoy the museum.

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- Yeah, enjoy your run.
- I will.

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- You haven't, by chance...
- They're still in the box.

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- Back of the closet?
- Uh-huh.

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How come you never let
me play with that thing?

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This "thing" medaled in three
different Air Expos, Manny.

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It's not a toy.

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Hey, look at this.

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That's Sonia's fiancé, right?

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It says he's from one of the
richest families in Colombia.

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I knew the guy was all right.

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Oh, I see.
Being rich makes you "all right."

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That's not what I meant.

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Your mom thought he
might be a gold digger.

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And by the way, unlike you,
I grew up working-class.

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Oh, please.
The only blue collar in this house

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is the bedazzled one on your
purebred French bulldog.

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She was going through
a depressed period.

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You're only as happy as your
least happy child, Manny.

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I'm just saying, I've never seen you

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show much interest in someone
who didn't have money.

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That's ridiculous.

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Hey, buddy! Come on, take a load off.

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- Have a drink with us.
- Oh, thank you, sir.

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I know what it's like to
put in a hard day's work.

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- Jay Pritchett, by the way.
- Yes, we've met many times.

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Remember, a couple years ago,
I loaned you money for a cab?

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Ay, Mama.

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She's not after our money.

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How do I know?

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She has money! Lots of it.

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And I'm marrying this woman.

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I'll see you for the wedding next week.

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Ay, next week?

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That's very quick.

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I don't want to give Sonia
a chance to change her mind.

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I'm sure you don't.

254
00:09:08,472 --> 00:09:10,305
You can't marry my sister.

255
00:09:10,407 --> 00:09:12,207
- Why?
- Two words.

256
00:09:12,976 --> 00:09:14,442
Maybe one, with a hyphen.

257
00:09:14,544 --> 00:09:16,945
Gold digger.
I've always hated to see people

258
00:09:17,013 --> 00:09:19,314
take advantage of others in that way.

259
00:09:19,382 --> 00:09:21,316
I can't let that happen here.

260
00:09:21,418 --> 00:09:23,384
But doesn't your sister
have a lot of money?

261
00:09:23,453 --> 00:09:25,720
Would you be that quick to
marry her if she didn't?

262
00:09:28,191 --> 00:09:29,924
Hey, have you seen Néstor?

263
00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:31,225
I sent him off.

264
00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,994
Nobody's taking anyone's money today.

265
00:09:34,063 --> 00:09:35,563
Oh, I didn't need that much from him.

266
00:09:35,631 --> 00:09:37,565
I just need to reshoot
the end of my thesis film.

267
00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:40,368
The special effects are weak,
and Prague was clearly faked.

268
00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:42,136
What the hell are you talking about?

269
00:09:42,171 --> 00:09:43,904
Néstor. His family's loaded.

270
00:09:44,006 --> 00:09:45,039
I looked him up.

271
00:09:46,142 --> 00:09:47,208
He's a Berellez?

272
00:09:48,244 --> 00:09:50,277
They own a soccer team, 12 hotels,

273
00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,979
and five judges!

274
00:09:54,039 --> 00:09:57,918
Oh, really? Well, I don't care if
you want to buy 10,000 closets.

275
00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,026
I'm not at work.

276
00:09:59,055 --> 00:10:02,022
I am trying to bond
with my child... ren.

277
00:10:02,775 --> 00:10:04,007
Bye.

278
00:10:04,109 --> 00:10:05,092
Hi.

279
00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,943
So sorry about that. It's just... Ugh.

280
00:10:07,046 --> 00:10:09,079
People are constantly trying to sell me,

281
00:10:09,148 --> 00:10:12,015
and it is not always appropriate,
you know?

282
00:10:12,084 --> 00:10:13,784
I hear that.

283
00:10:13,886 --> 00:10:15,018
Mommies, mommies.

284
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,129
Gary.

285
00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:19,322
Let's start with a deep hip stretch.

286
00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:23,160
I find this class hard enough.
How do you do it with twins?

287
00:10:23,262 --> 00:10:25,295
Well, uh,
it's nothing compared to the babies

288
00:10:25,364 --> 00:10:26,997
I got to juggle at the office, huh?

289
00:10:27,099 --> 00:10:28,799
I know that feeling.

290
00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:31,001
Now up and down, a little deeper.

291
00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:33,870
You know,
there's a baby-friendly tapas place

292
00:10:33,939 --> 00:10:37,340
Atticus and I go to after,
if you ladies are up for it.

293
00:10:37,409 --> 00:10:39,176
I don't think it's time to bond, Gary,

294
00:10:39,278 --> 00:10:41,211
and I'm pretty sure you
had to sue to get in here.

295
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,512
He did. And up.

296
00:10:42,614 --> 00:10:44,548
We had to settle. And down.

297
00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:45,649
Nice.

298
00:10:45,651 --> 00:10:46,917
So, what kind of closets do you make?

299
00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:48,251
Because I actually need...

300
00:10:48,353 --> 00:10:50,253
You know what? Would it be okay
if we did this after class?

301
00:10:50,355 --> 00:10:53,056
It's just, I get no time with them.

302
00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,925
Of course, of course.

303
00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,101
Oh. Hey. How were the steps?

304
00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:02,736
Uh... so... so great. So tough.

305
00:11:02,804 --> 00:11:04,404
Uh, love the burn.

306
00:11:04,439 --> 00:11:05,972
What's up with the hat?
I can barely see your eyes.

307
00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:08,041
Uh, same old eyes.
I'm just gonna go ahead and, um...

308
00:11:08,143 --> 00:11:09,175
Oh!

309
00:11:09,244 --> 00:11:11,611
Why is there a Wilson
logo on your forehead?

310
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,412
I don't know. Must be the hat.

311
00:11:13,461 --> 00:11:14,527
Nobody's buying it.

312
00:11:14,596 --> 00:11:16,529
Just skip to the part where
you tell us the truth.

313
00:11:16,598 --> 00:11:19,298
Fine. I-I never made it
to the stairs, okay?

314
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,334
I got distracted.

315
00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:30,636
Ow!

316
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,424
I'm a fraud. Happy?

317
00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:34,025
I never even made it to the stairs.

318
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,827
Don't even know where they are.

319
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:36,995
You know, I can't say I'm...

320
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,663
I'm not a tad bit
disappointed in you, Mitchell.

321
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,232
It's just a little lonely
going on this journey

322
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:41,666
of self-improvement all by my...

323
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,535
- What is that?
- Hmm? What?

324
00:11:43,604 --> 00:11:45,804
What... What part of the
museum did you get this from?

325
00:11:46,653 --> 00:11:48,019
Uh, well, apparen...

326
00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:49,654
obviously, you're not...

327
00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:52,089
familiar with Matisse's
feather... period.

328
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,559
Did you maybe get this across
the street from the museum?

329
00:11:54,627 --> 00:11:55,893
- Hmm?
- No.

330
00:11:55,929 --> 00:11:58,696
'Cause if you had,
you'd have a distinctive and sparkly...

331
00:11:58,765 --> 00:12:00,398
hand stamp!

332
00:12:00,466 --> 00:12:01,532
I-I just need one ticket.

333
00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,000
Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry!

334
00:12:03,069 --> 00:12:04,101
Hurrying where?

335
00:12:04,204 --> 00:12:05,703
Uh, there's a retrospective...

336
00:12:05,772 --> 00:12:08,339
"Cher in the '70s: Gypsies,
Tramps and Thieves."

337
00:12:09,892 --> 00:12:11,091
You went without me?

338
00:12:11,193 --> 00:12:12,526
What do we always say?

339
00:12:12,595 --> 00:12:14,962
Every Cher experience should be

340
00:12:15,031 --> 00:12:16,730
- a shared experience.
- Shared experience.

341
00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:18,032
I'm... I'm sorry, Mitchell.

342
00:12:19,135 --> 00:12:20,934
If I could turn back time...

343
00:12:23,071 --> 00:12:25,038
- Knock knock!
- Give... Give me the feather.

344
00:12:25,106 --> 00:12:26,239
No, put the feather in your cap.

345
00:12:26,341 --> 00:12:28,308
Hey, just checking in.
How was the museum?

346
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:29,809
Oh, so great. Sit down!

347
00:12:29,911 --> 00:12:32,378
Cam was actually about to tell us

348
00:12:32,481 --> 00:12:34,113
what he learned about Picasso.

349
00:12:34,182 --> 00:12:35,615
Oh, I know so little about him.

350
00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:40,352
Well, it...
it turns out he was born, um...

351
00:12:40,371 --> 00:12:43,472
in the wagon of a...
of a traveling... show.

352
00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:45,341
His mother, poor thing,

353
00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:47,476
she was forced to dance for all...

354
00:12:47,545 --> 00:12:49,145
You want me to teach
you how to play bridge?

355
00:12:49,213 --> 00:12:50,880
- Sure.
- I need a new partner.

356
00:12:50,948 --> 00:12:52,481
I keep beating the computer.

357
00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:55,217
Listen, we want to invite you guys

358
00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:56,451
to a dinner party tonight.

359
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,020
Yeah, you guys
are gonna love Xander and Mateo.

360
00:12:58,088 --> 00:12:59,855
They just finished an
ultramarathon in Mozambique,

361
00:12:59,923 --> 00:13:02,324
- where they're lecturing.
- And to build up an appetite,

362
00:13:02,426 --> 00:13:03,859
we play sprinting charades.

363
00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:06,395
Yeah, and, uh,
this silly version of Celebrity

364
00:13:06,463 --> 00:13:08,430
using only characters from Dickens.

365
00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:11,299
That sounds so fun.
We'll be... We'll be right back.

366
00:13:11,368 --> 00:13:14,102
We were just fanning out
some celery on a platter.

367
00:13:16,443 --> 00:13:17,709
Okay, I want them gone.

368
00:13:17,811 --> 00:13:19,510
Even if you mean kill them, I'm in.

369
00:13:19,579 --> 00:13:20,778
I mean, what are we supposed to do?

370
00:13:20,847 --> 00:13:22,413
Spend the next six months
with our drapes closed,

371
00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:24,616
like Pepper after one of
his cheek implants fell?

372
00:13:24,718 --> 00:13:26,517
Speaking of Picasso.

373
00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:28,486
How are we supposed to get out of this?

374
00:13:28,588 --> 00:13:30,087
Move out west.

375
00:13:30,156 --> 00:13:32,356
That's what those towns are for...
disappearin'.

376
00:13:32,425 --> 00:13:34,458
We live a mile from the ocean.
What town?

377
00:13:34,561 --> 00:13:35,993
What's wrong with me?

378
00:13:36,095 --> 00:13:37,929
I am so stupid!

379
00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:39,430
Sweetie, what is it?

380
00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:41,499
She beat me,
and she never even played before!

381
00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:46,704
I'm such a loser!

382
00:13:48,074 --> 00:13:50,474
Is she okay, or...?

383
00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:51,528
Vera has this thing

384
00:13:51,557 --> 00:13:53,757
where she needs to be
perfect all the time.

385
00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:55,909
You know, the only reason we
moved to this neighborhood

386
00:13:55,944 --> 00:13:57,043
was so we could be closer

387
00:13:57,145 --> 00:13:59,846
to this accelerated school she got into.

388
00:13:59,948 --> 00:14:01,781
Maybe we need to reconsider the move?

389
00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:04,350
Naturally, we'll pay for all six months.

390
00:14:04,453 --> 00:14:05,552
Yes.

391
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,586
We should go talk to her.

392
00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:07,687
I'm sorry, guys.

393
00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:09,322
I was looking forward to that celery.

394
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,625
I could really use a cheat day.

395
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,443
Vera?!

396
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:15,911
Lily, how...

397
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,247
I set up my mirror so
I could see her cards.

398
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,415
I had to!

399
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,951
I couldn't stand her making
me feel bad about myself.

400
00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:24,186
No, no, I get it.
I'm not sure they don't enjoy

401
00:14:24,222 --> 00:14:25,955
making people feel inferior.

402
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,057
Which is something you
guys could never do.

403
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,191
- Aww!
- Aww!

404
00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:31,460
Wait, did she just say

405
00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:33,262
that we could never make
people feel inferior

406
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,064
because we're so inferior ourselves?

407
00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:38,333
But cleverly wrapped in a
compliment to avoid detection?

408
00:14:38,352 --> 00:14:39,985
In other words, the perfect gay zinger?

409
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,520
Well, she may not finish high school,

410
00:14:41,622 --> 00:14:43,288
but she will hold her
own at any Tony party

411
00:14:43,357 --> 00:14:45,223
- the rest of her life.
- Yeah, she will. Yeah.

412
00:14:45,292 --> 00:14:47,092
I'm really sorry to hear that,

413
00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:49,294
but honestly, if your wife left you

414
00:14:49,363 --> 00:14:50,962
just because you missed her birthday...

415
00:14:51,031 --> 00:14:52,197
To drive you to the airport.

416
00:14:52,232 --> 00:14:53,798
I heard him, Manny. Thank you.

417
00:14:53,901 --> 00:14:55,834
...you're probably
better off without her.

418
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:56,945
You're right.

419
00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:58,370
I only wish I had
something nicer to wear

420
00:14:58,438 --> 00:15:00,272
to our son's wedding tonight.

421
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:01,806
You know,
you and I are about the same size.

422
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,241
Why don't you borrow my tux?

423
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:06,944
- Really?
- I insist.

424
00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:08,813
In fact,
I want to give you something else.

425
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,014
Your plane?

426
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,749
Uh, no, I was reaching for my wallet.

427
00:15:11,851 --> 00:15:14,519
You know, to give you that money
I s-still owe you for the cab.

428
00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:17,321
I've admired this plane ever since I
fell off the roof getting it for you.

429
00:15:17,336 --> 00:15:18,636
I'm so touched and honored.

430
00:15:18,738 --> 00:15:21,438
- Well, actually...
- He fell off the roof.

431
00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:26,176
Fine.

432
00:15:26,245 --> 00:15:27,278
Enjoy.

433
00:15:27,346 --> 00:15:30,781
I will name her Roberta.

434
00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,383
It's a boy plane.

435
00:15:36,489 --> 00:15:38,022
I feel like I got the buckles wrong.

436
00:15:38,124 --> 00:15:39,857
Does this straitjacket look right on me?

437
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,458
More and more.

438
00:15:41,476 --> 00:15:42,485
Dad, I love you,

439
00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:44,644
but I don't have time
for another magic trick.

440
00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:45,779
I can't find my ID,

441
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,714
and I need a copy of
it for this NASA job,

442
00:15:47,783 --> 00:15:50,183
and my application has
to be mailed by 5:00.

443
00:15:50,252 --> 00:15:51,751
I'm sorry. Can I help you look?

444
00:15:51,854 --> 00:15:53,587
Ugh! This is hopeless.

445
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:55,155
Unless there is some
way to jump the line

446
00:15:55,257 --> 00:15:57,490
at both the post office and the DMV,

447
00:15:57,526 --> 00:16:00,126
and the only way to get to
either of them at this hour

448
00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:01,895
is to drive in the carpool lane.

449
00:16:01,964 --> 00:16:03,663
We're ba-a-ck!

450
00:16:03,765 --> 00:16:05,798
Oh, my God! I missed you so much!

451
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,866
Ohhh!

452
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:09,702
Oh, I got this. You look so tired.

453
00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:10,903
But I've been napping all day.

454
00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:12,171
You're welcome.

455
00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:14,674
Can I at least smell their heads?!

456
00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:18,410
Néstor? Hi.
It's Gloria Pritchett again.

457
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:19,912
Please call me back.

458
00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:21,613
I need to explain.

459
00:16:21,675 --> 00:16:23,575
This was all a big mistake.

460
00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:26,011
Néstor, where are you, my love?

461
00:16:26,113 --> 00:16:27,546
Ay, no.

462
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,182
Sonia...

463
00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:32,951
I have very bad news to tell you.

464
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,319
Let me get Néstor. He's my rock.

465
00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:35,654
Néstor!

466
00:16:35,723 --> 00:16:38,356
Ay, what happened
to my independent sister

467
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,909
that I admired so much
because she needed no man?

468
00:16:41,011 --> 00:16:42,878
Where... is he?

469
00:16:42,946 --> 00:16:44,613
Well, I thought he was a gold digger,

470
00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:46,081
so I chased him out.

471
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:47,382
You did what?!

472
00:16:47,451 --> 00:16:51,052
But the silver lining is that
you still have all your money!

473
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:53,575
What money? I don't have any money!

474
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,744
What do you mean?
The money from the hot-sauce business

475
00:16:55,846 --> 00:16:57,312
that you're doing so well.

476
00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:58,379
No, it was all a lie.

477
00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:00,348
I just didn't want him to be suspicious.

478
00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:02,683
Look, I'm wearing aluminum earrings!

479
00:17:02,785 --> 00:17:04,552
They're turning my ears green!

480
00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:05,886
Ay!

481
00:17:05,922 --> 00:17:09,423
It took me two years to land that rich,
beautiful moron.

482
00:17:09,492 --> 00:17:12,226
Where am I going to get
that kind of money?!

483
00:17:12,328 --> 00:17:13,360
Ow!

484
00:17:13,362 --> 00:17:14,862
Ow! Ow!

485
00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:15,963
Oh, I tripped!

486
00:17:16,032 --> 00:17:17,565
Someone call a lawyer!

487
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,633
- You didn't trip.
- Yes, I did! Look!

488
00:17:19,702 --> 00:17:21,302
Uh, the floor is all wet.

489
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,658
Sonia, that didn't work at
the Princess Cruise ship,

490
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:26,593
and it's not going to work here.

491
00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:28,862
Every time I try to
get my life together,

492
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,497
you always ruin it for me.

493
00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:32,399
You owe me a rich husband.

494
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:33,533
I'll find you one.

495
00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:36,169
There are plenty of old,
rich men around here

496
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:37,871
that would do anything that you say.

497
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,305
Some of them can still hear.

498
00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:41,274
Oh. Who's this?

499
00:17:41,343 --> 00:17:44,444
Oh. He's, um...

500
00:17:44,513 --> 00:17:46,346
He's the best hedge guy in town.

501
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:49,149
Congratulate him.
He just got a new plane.

502
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:51,684
Ohh. A hedge guy.

503
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:53,152
Fascinating.

504
00:17:53,221 --> 00:17:55,655
And how did you get
started in that business?

505
00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:56,783
I bought the clippers.

506
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,658
Wow!

507
00:17:58,726 --> 00:18:01,160
And where are you going,
dressed so nice?

508
00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:03,262
- A wedding.
- Ohh, I love weddings.

509
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:04,930
Would you like to accompany me?

510
00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:06,498
I would love to!

511
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,000
And can we take your plane?

512
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:09,468
Yeah, sure.

513
00:18:11,038 --> 00:18:13,605
Why is our gardener wearing your tuxedo?

514
00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:15,340
Why is Néstor gone?

515
00:18:15,409 --> 00:18:17,910
Let me lock the door first.

516
00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:20,712
Gloria! You ruined my life again!

517
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:24,283
- Oh!
- Is this your ring?

518
00:18:25,051 --> 00:18:26,317
It is!

519
00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:30,655
Is this your sock?

520
00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:31,756
It is.

521
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:32,853
Oh!

522
00:18:34,794 --> 00:18:37,262
Is this... your card?

523
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,796
I don't remember!

524
00:18:38,832 --> 00:18:41,633
Now everything is where it belongs.

525
00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:45,170
Except for this candle,
which obviously belongs...

526
00:18:46,506 --> 00:18:48,106
...on the piano!

527
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,141
- Oh, my God!
- What?!

528
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:53,211
You're right. It's like I want to fail!

529
00:18:53,313 --> 00:18:55,880
Dad, stop being crazy.
Your act is great!

530
00:18:55,908 --> 00:18:58,409
It's a flat finish,
which means it's a flat act.

531
00:18:58,511 --> 00:19:00,244
It's obviously two candles.

532
00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:02,346
I put the second one over there
while I was distracting you

533
00:19:02,415 --> 00:19:05,015
by throwing a card
into that stupid grape.

534
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:07,451
We're home!

535
00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:09,019
- My babies!
- Hey!

536
00:19:09,122 --> 00:19:12,189
I feel like I haven't seen you all day!

537
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,325
Did you have fun today?

538
00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:15,659
Well, that's easy to find out.

539
00:19:15,762 --> 00:19:17,461
Let me just upload
this baby cam footage.

540
00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:19,096
- The what... what was that?
- Hmm?

541
00:19:19,165 --> 00:19:21,065
Oh, one of their buttons
is actually a camera.

542
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,733
It's not the greatest quality, but...

543
00:19:22,835 --> 00:19:25,569
Wait, you took my babies
to a liquor store?!

544
00:19:25,671 --> 00:19:27,471
No, it's the...

545
00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:29,140
it's the wine museum.

546
00:19:29,242 --> 00:19:30,574
It's Ace Liquor, Luke.

547
00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:32,510
I've been going there since I was 15...

548
00:19:32,612 --> 00:19:34,578
minutes past my 21st birthday.

549
00:19:34,647 --> 00:19:35,813
Well, I am horrified...

550
00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,548
Wait, wait, wait, I just fast-forwarded,

551
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:39,784
and it's you talking to
some lady at a yoga class.

552
00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:41,185
She's from the magazine!

553
00:19:41,287 --> 00:19:43,754
You pimped out my babies
for a sales pitch?

554
00:19:43,856 --> 00:19:45,022
Who did it hurt?

555
00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:46,757
Poppy!

556
00:19:46,826 --> 00:19:49,126
Oh, disgusting.
Personally, I can't stand...

557
00:19:49,228 --> 00:19:51,061
Some guard at the DMV

558
00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,998
giving our five-month-old
a bite of his hot dog.

559
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,266
He only watched them for a second.

560
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,700
Wow.

561
00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:59,370
I was so happy you all wanted
time with the babies today,

562
00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:01,238
because lately, it has felt like

563
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,374
you didn't even want to
be bothered with them.

564
00:20:03,476 --> 00:20:06,777
Turns out you only want to
help when it can help you.

565
00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:09,513
Part of me wonders
why we even stay here.

566
00:20:09,615 --> 00:20:11,081
Because you eat and live here for free?

567
00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:12,550
I said "part."

568
00:20:12,652 --> 00:20:14,418
Okay, I'm not saying
what they did was great,

569
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,086
but isn't that what families do?

570
00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:17,288
Help each other out?

571
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,423
And are we ever really too young

572
00:20:19,525 --> 00:20:21,592
to come to our family's aid?

573
00:20:22,962 --> 00:20:24,528
You're not seriously trying to get us

574
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:27,064
to let you use them
for your magic trick, are you?

575
00:20:28,768 --> 00:20:29,967
It is my card!

576
00:20:32,305 --> 00:20:34,371
You guys have been great.

577
00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:37,474
But I should be getting my
beautiful assistant here

578
00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:42,379
out of this tuxedo and
into some warm jammies.

579
00:20:49,088 --> 00:20:50,454
You guys.

580
00:20:50,556 --> 00:20:52,356
It's you that make it work.

581
00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:56,127
So, I'm sorry about earlier.
I hope I wasn't rude.

582
00:20:56,229 --> 00:20:58,462
Please. I totally get it.
Are you free for a bite now?

583
00:20:58,514 --> 00:21:01,015
Uh... sure. I guess
I got a couple minutes.

584
00:21:01,117 --> 00:21:02,183
Perfect!

585
00:21:02,285 --> 00:21:04,685
I'll get us a table at
Straight to the Tapas.

586
00:21:04,754 --> 00:21:06,020
Great. Meet you there.

587
00:21:06,622 --> 00:21:08,121
I'm just getting rid
of him. We're not going.

588
00:21:08,224 --> 00:21:10,324
Oh, thank God.
When his shirt rose up earlier,

589
00:21:10,426 --> 00:21:12,125
I saw a Dora the Explorer tattoo.

590
00:21:12,228 --> 00:21:14,728
And I do not want to hear
the story behind that one.

591
00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:21,001
This stays between us.

592
00:21:23,535 --> 00:21:25,657
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