1 00:00:20,265 --> 00:00:22,145 Hello. 2 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:25,860 Is that a mustache? 3 00:00:28,861 --> 00:00:31,047 You've got a full mustache. 4 00:00:31,505 --> 00:00:34,877 How did a little boy like you grow a full mustache? 5 00:00:36,534 --> 00:00:38,866 What are you getting up to? 6 00:00:40,349 --> 00:00:42,165 What's this game? 7 00:00:44,055 --> 00:00:46,359 You're trying to fool someone? 8 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,867 Why are you going around this store... 9 00:00:52,434 --> 00:00:55,443 in a fake mustache like that? 10 00:00:55,465 --> 00:00:57,267 For what? 11 00:01:00,333 --> 00:01:03,182 Suppose I go and get the store manager, 12 00:01:03,945 --> 00:01:06,118 or the security guard, 13 00:01:06,815 --> 00:01:10,369 and we'll see about your fake mustache? 14 00:01:11,910 --> 00:01:15,327 Because I think you... 15 00:01:28,416 --> 00:01:29,978 Mom? 16 00:01:38,297 --> 00:01:39,651 Mom? 17 00:01:39,771 --> 00:01:41,170 Phil? 18 00:01:43,757 --> 00:01:45,814 Don't you tell. 19 00:01:48,307 --> 00:01:51,241 - I got the Dan Greenburg hardcover. - Good. 20 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,353 - You okay? - Yes, I'm fine. 21 00:01:54,557 --> 00:01:56,061 - Okay? - No. You go. 22 00:01:56,098 --> 00:01:57,922 - What? Why? - Because... 23 00:01:57,923 --> 00:01:59,393 - You're not getting a book? Ow! - I'm not. 24 00:01:59,488 --> 00:02:00,813 - Jesus. - I'm not getting a book. 25 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,965 - Why are you pushing? - I don't want anything from here. 26 00:02:02,988 --> 00:02:04,372 - Are you... ? - They didn't have what I wanted. 27 00:02:04,389 --> 00:02:06,605 - Why are you in such a hurry? - Because I want... 28 00:02:29,251 --> 00:02:34,500 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 29 00:02:36,471 --> 00:02:39,197 Mom, what was the name of that lame camp you sent us to? 30 00:02:40,111 --> 00:02:41,250 Mom! 31 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:43,203 What? 32 00:02:43,323 --> 00:02:45,017 Sorry. What I do? 33 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,704 You sent us to a lame camp, remember? 34 00:02:48,152 --> 00:02:49,320 Oh. 35 00:02:49,779 --> 00:02:52,860 Sorry. I tried to pick a good one. 36 00:02:53,087 --> 00:02:54,686 I'm bad. 37 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,069 No. Mom, what was the camp called? 38 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,454 Never mind. It's fine. 39 00:03:13,621 --> 00:03:17,807 Um, can somebody help me with the cans? 40 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,586 Somebody? Helping? 41 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:23,191 Please? 42 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:28,000 Okay, thank you. 43 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:32,465 Daisy! 44 00:03:32,482 --> 00:03:34,029 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God. 45 00:03:34,064 --> 00:03:36,227 Oh! 46 00:03:36,692 --> 00:03:38,773 - Did she fall down the stairs? - What happened? 47 00:03:38,784 --> 00:03:40,064 Oh, no. 48 00:03:40,118 --> 00:03:42,954 Honey, I think she just got old. 49 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:45,598 - Mom, check if she's dead! - She's dead. 50 00:03:45,599 --> 00:03:49,127 - Daisy! - Baby, I'm so sorry. 51 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,825 Can we get a rabbit tomorrow? 52 00:03:50,854 --> 00:03:53,138 Max. Give me a break here. 53 00:03:53,162 --> 00:03:54,593 Mom, what are you gonna do with her? 54 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,482 Ugh. I don't know. 55 00:03:56,511 --> 00:03:59,660 I think maybe we should just bury her outside. 56 00:03:59,661 --> 00:04:01,799 - Ew. - Ugh. 57 00:04:01,919 --> 00:04:04,609 You should call animal control. I have homework. 58 00:04:11,615 --> 00:04:13,946 You want to help me with the dog, honey? 59 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:17,382 We could do it together? Hmm? 60 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,928 I need some time alone. 61 00:04:22,265 --> 00:04:24,713 Sorry, Mom. I love you. 62 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:26,137 You okay? 63 00:04:27,672 --> 00:04:29,119 Yeah, I'm okay. 64 00:04:29,346 --> 00:04:30,811 I understand. 65 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,817 I'll take care of her. 66 00:04:33,596 --> 00:04:35,544 Love you. Mmm. 67 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,259 I'm sorry. 68 00:05:05,418 --> 00:05:07,197 Hello, darling. 69 00:05:08,853 --> 00:05:10,260 Ooh. 70 00:05:10,295 --> 00:05:12,452 There we are. 71 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:14,556 Okay. 72 00:05:14,676 --> 00:05:17,231 Thank you for picking me up, darling. 73 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,888 I couldn't find my car. 74 00:05:20,008 --> 00:05:21,545 It's okay, Mom, 75 00:05:21,737 --> 00:05:24,638 but we have to make a stop at animal control. 76 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:26,836 You're not getting another dog. 77 00:05:26,956 --> 00:05:28,190 No. 78 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:30,365 I'm dropping off Daisy. 79 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:33,382 She's in the back. 80 00:05:33,702 --> 00:05:36,050 Oh. She's dead? 81 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,475 Yep. 82 00:05:38,661 --> 00:05:41,695 Hmm. You know what that means? 83 00:05:42,154 --> 00:05:43,341 What? 84 00:05:44,042 --> 00:05:46,526 Someone new is coming into your life. 85 00:05:48,003 --> 00:05:49,584 One out, one in. 86 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:51,427 Always works like that. 87 00:05:51,468 --> 00:05:54,648 You always have the same amount of love. 88 00:05:56,868 --> 00:06:00,426 I don't... know about that, Phil. 89 00:06:03,032 --> 00:06:04,740 Are you okay? 90 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:07,060 You seem off. 91 00:06:07,078 --> 00:06:08,386 You're off. 92 00:06:13,090 --> 00:06:15,689 Something's going on with you. 93 00:06:20,701 --> 00:06:22,939 Is that what you're going to do with me? 94 00:06:23,334 --> 00:06:25,120 Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. 95 00:06:28,114 --> 00:06:29,526 I thought so. 96 00:06:34,777 --> 00:06:36,306 What?! 97 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:44,734 - Mom! - What? 98 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,265 What are you doing? 99 00:06:46,385 --> 00:06:48,038 Frankie, go away. 100 00:06:48,061 --> 00:06:50,508 It's 3:00 in the afternoon. Why are you sleeping? 101 00:06:50,537 --> 00:06:53,508 It's Saturday. Jesus. What do you want? 102 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,746 - Mom, can we adopt a Syrian refugee baby? - No. 103 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:59,351 Mom, they're dying every day. You're literally murdering a baby 104 00:06:59,357 --> 00:07:02,841 - by not adopting one right now. - Frankie! Get out! 105 00:07:02,906 --> 00:07:05,459 Leave me alone. Leave me alone! 106 00:07:05,478 --> 00:07:06,873 Leave me alone! 107 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:07,799 Dude. 108 00:07:07,864 --> 00:07:09,766 Holy shit. Sorry. 109 00:07:29,021 --> 00:07:30,021 Hi. 110 00:07:30,705 --> 00:07:33,914 Anyway, now he's all insulted because I didn't invite him, but, honey, 111 00:07:33,941 --> 00:07:35,062 you have to draw the line somewhere... 112 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:38,012 it's like I see him more now than I did when we were together. 113 00:07:38,132 --> 00:07:40,617 - What am I supposed to do? - I know. 114 00:07:40,884 --> 00:07:43,297 Oh, by the way, are you taking the girls anywhere this summer? 115 00:07:43,495 --> 00:07:46,937 I don't know, they never all want to do the same thing anymore. 116 00:07:46,995 --> 00:07:49,082 Well, they would if you made them, but you're such a wimp. 117 00:07:49,129 --> 00:07:50,658 Shut up, Rich. 118 00:07:50,778 --> 00:07:53,317 - What? - You're an asshole. 119 00:07:53,857 --> 00:07:56,002 Are you being serious? I can't see your face. 120 00:07:57,189 --> 00:08:00,532 Can you meet me right now at Pineapple Hill? 121 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:03,207 Right now? I just got to work. 122 00:08:03,428 --> 00:08:05,696 Rich, please, please, 123 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:09,063 please, please, please meet me. 124 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:11,831 I'll be there in 20 minutes. 125 00:08:14,558 --> 00:08:16,232 Where are you going, Rich? 126 00:08:16,494 --> 00:08:18,354 We're about to start. 127 00:08:18,401 --> 00:08:20,610 Lunch is over! 128 00:08:32,423 --> 00:08:33,633 Sammy. 129 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:35,208 What is it? What's going on? 130 00:08:35,619 --> 00:08:38,086 Is it your mom? Mom's sick? 131 00:08:38,121 --> 00:08:40,129 Something's wrong with Mom? No? 132 00:08:41,837 --> 00:08:43,525 Honey, you have to tell me. 133 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:47,262 You can't tell anyone in the world, okay? 134 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:49,598 No matter what, you got to promise me. 135 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:51,727 No matter what I tell you, 136 00:08:51,756 --> 00:08:54,186 - you can't take back your promise. - I won't tell anyone. 137 00:08:54,227 --> 00:08:56,535 - Promise. - I promise. What? Why? Why? 138 00:08:56,564 --> 00:08:58,840 Have I ever asked you once to keep a secret? 139 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:01,129 No, honey, you've never asked me for anything ever. 140 00:09:01,152 --> 00:09:02,342 That's why I ran over here. 141 00:09:02,412 --> 00:09:03,645 Tell me what I can't tell. 142 00:09:04,435 --> 00:09:06,174 Oh, God. 143 00:09:07,165 --> 00:09:08,672 I met somebody. 144 00:09:08,891 --> 00:09:09,891 What? 145 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:13,849 I met a guy... 146 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:15,523 Why is that a secret? 147 00:09:15,742 --> 00:09:17,119 Because... 148 00:09:17,322 --> 00:09:19,499 I really like him, 149 00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:24,646 and it feels like it could be, like, a serious thing. 150 00:09:24,766 --> 00:09:26,530 Uh, that's wonderful. 151 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,837 No! Don't say that! 152 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:31,780 Stop saying that! I don't want you to say that right now. 153 00:09:31,797 --> 00:09:33,402 Well, Sammy, what the hell, is he married? 154 00:09:33,419 --> 00:09:35,010 - No. - Does he have... 155 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:36,832 bad things about him? 156 00:09:36,849 --> 00:09:38,681 - No. No. - Things you don't want to talk about? 157 00:09:39,128 --> 00:09:41,181 - Is he Robert Blake or something? - No. 158 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:44,679 - Is he, like, 16-years-old? I don't know. - No! 159 00:09:44,921 --> 00:09:49,870 Sam... talk. Stop this. Talk. Now. 160 00:09:49,892 --> 00:09:52,777 You met a guy. You really like him and it might be serious. 161 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:54,279 Tell me the bad part now. 162 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:57,265 I just... I really like him. 163 00:09:57,702 --> 00:09:59,935 Like, he checks all the boxes. 164 00:10:00,368 --> 00:10:03,071 He's not perfect, but even that's a box. Check. 165 00:10:03,191 --> 00:10:04,945 And he really likes me. 166 00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:07,042 Like, he makes me f... 167 00:10:07,162 --> 00:10:08,722 you know, feel like... 168 00:10:11,381 --> 00:10:12,450 ... like a... 169 00:10:12,716 --> 00:10:15,387 like a lady feeling kind of thing. 170 00:10:16,327 --> 00:10:17,508 Ew. Gross. 171 00:10:17,526 --> 00:10:18,773 I know. 172 00:10:19,222 --> 00:10:22,368 I haven't felt like this since ever. 173 00:10:23,475 --> 00:10:24,626 Okay, so... 174 00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:27,233 why is this bad news? Why is this a crisis? 175 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:31,586 Because... 176 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,269 I don't know how to do this, Rich. 177 00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:35,701 I don't know where this goes. 178 00:10:35,715 --> 00:10:37,212 I got no place to put it. 179 00:10:37,528 --> 00:10:40,766 And I don't want it. I don't. 180 00:10:41,701 --> 00:10:45,380 I... I feel mad and scared and upset, 181 00:10:45,415 --> 00:10:47,414 and it gives me anxiety. 182 00:10:47,584 --> 00:10:48,776 I mean... 183 00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:50,996 this is it. 184 00:10:51,254 --> 00:10:52,726 This guy's the thing. 185 00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:56,312 And it's screwing up my life... 186 00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:58,451 and I... I... 187 00:10:58,762 --> 00:11:00,161 it's freaking me out, 188 00:11:00,335 --> 00:11:03,637 and I haven't told anybody because I don't want it to be real. 189 00:11:03,652 --> 00:11:06,528 I'm just trying to figure out how to break up with him. 190 00:11:06,613 --> 00:11:07,662 Break up with him? 191 00:11:08,105 --> 00:11:09,183 Yeah. 192 00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:12,834 How do you, uh, break up with a great guy? 193 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,144 Sam, oh, my God. 194 00:11:16,766 --> 00:11:19,286 You've gotten too good at being alone. 195 00:11:19,308 --> 00:11:21,492 You've been hanging out with me too long, that's your problem. 196 00:11:21,525 --> 00:11:23,748 - Mm-hmm. Yes! - We're silver singles together. 197 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:24,903 Yes! 198 00:11:24,923 --> 00:11:27,929 This is so easy. 199 00:11:28,049 --> 00:11:29,728 Rich, it's not funny. 200 00:11:29,891 --> 00:11:31,192 Don't laugh. 201 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:32,379 I mean it. 202 00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:35,463 I'm upset. It's not funny. 203 00:11:35,499 --> 00:11:36,896 It's bad. 204 00:11:38,059 --> 00:11:41,031 I mean, why am I being such a loser? 205 00:11:41,571 --> 00:11:43,161 We were both born losers, honey. 206 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,217 And all your coping skills are for that. So... 207 00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:47,575 this is gonna be hard. 208 00:11:48,789 --> 00:11:50,524 Ooh... 209 00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:52,947 What do I do? 210 00:11:54,329 --> 00:11:55,585 I don't know. 211 00:11:56,086 --> 00:11:57,528 Oh, God. 212 00:11:58,212 --> 00:12:00,012 It's like I'm sick. 213 00:12:00,691 --> 00:12:01,715 I... 214 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:05,054 feel like I have the flu. 215 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:07,696 I'm shaking all the time, I... I cry. 216 00:12:07,975 --> 00:12:09,464 I'm tired. 217 00:12:09,673 --> 00:12:13,588 I'm mean to everybody. My stomach hurts all day. I have a headache. 218 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,969 Okay, Peggy Ann McKay, so you're sick. 219 00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:19,020 So... drink lots of water, get lots of sleep, 220 00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:21,965 BRAT diet... Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast. 221 00:12:22,016 --> 00:12:23,029 Wait it out... 222 00:12:23,149 --> 00:12:24,941 but you do not get to break up with him. 223 00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:29,918 I don't? 224 00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:32,507 Oh, my God, I love you. 225 00:12:32,531 --> 00:12:36,258 "Oh, no! I met a great guy! What do I do?" 226 00:13:08,865 --> 00:13:10,174 Where's your key? 227 00:13:10,606 --> 00:13:11,615 Hi. 228 00:13:11,735 --> 00:13:14,435 My dad's dropping me off. I told him he could stay for dinner. 229 00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:16,074 What? 230 00:13:16,487 --> 00:13:19,173 Mom, don't be weird. He's my da-ha-ha-had. 231 00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:20,375 Hello. 232 00:13:20,684 --> 00:13:21,976 Hi, there. 233 00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:23,306 Daddy! 234 00:13:26,383 --> 00:13:28,549 Oh! Oh. Oh. 235 00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:35,890 _ 236 00:13:36,491 --> 00:13:38,031 Daddy's staying for dinner. 237 00:13:43,966 --> 00:13:45,402 Are you staying, Dad? 238 00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:47,548 Well, gee... 239 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,739 It's up to your mom. 240 00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,647 Oh. 241 00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:03,112 Sure. Of course. Yes. 242 00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:06,571 Come on. I want to show you my school project. 243 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:12,328 I'm almost done with it, but I want to show you. 244 00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:24,206 When did you redo the floors? 245 00:14:24,636 --> 00:14:27,328 Um, I didn't, but... 246 00:14:30,728 --> 00:14:32,211 Dad. 247 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:33,833 I hope so. 248 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:35,601 Hi. 249 00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:37,583 Who's this? 250 00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:40,621 That's Paisley, Dad. 251 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:43,501 I know it's Paisley. 252 00:14:43,739 --> 00:14:44,892 Come on. 253 00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:47,229 - You're so tall. - Yeah. 254 00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,868 ? Just sing this riff and it's bound to go ? 255 00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:56,537 ? The flat feet floogie with the floy, floy ? 256 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,342 We should... 257 00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,875 - we should probably go. - What? 258 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,080 Um, you should... 259 00:15:03,726 --> 00:15:05,260 do your dad. 260 00:15:05,289 --> 00:15:07,412 - Okay, just text me later. - Yeah, of course. 261 00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:08,720 Okay. Bye, Sam. 262 00:15:08,756 --> 00:15:10,028 Bye, honey. 263 00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:12,569 Please make your chicken covered with bacon again for me soon. 264 00:15:12,597 --> 00:15:14,928 I will. Tell your mom I send my love, okay? 265 00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:15,991 I will. Bye. 266 00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:17,677 - Bye! Bye! - Bye! 267 00:15:18,415 --> 00:15:19,727 Mom. 268 00:15:19,968 --> 00:15:21,369 You invite Dad for dinner 269 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,311 - and you don't warn me or tell me. - Shh, shh, shh. 270 00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:25,281 Do you know how effin' awkward this is? 271 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,025 - And you... you didn't do anything... - Shh. 272 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:28,397 ... that a mother does. 273 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:31,305 Do you ever plan ahead? 274 00:15:32,037 --> 00:15:34,612 Jesus, Max, I didn't invite him. 275 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:38,060 He was dropping Frankie off. This got grandfathered in. 276 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,001 Well, maybe if you did invite him once in a while, 277 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,623 things could be less awkward. 278 00:15:42,169 --> 00:15:44,706 Sorry, Mom, you know it's true. 279 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,821 Sorry not sorry. 280 00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:50,949 Yes, Max, you're right. 281 00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:55,670 You're right. That's something that I should do. 282 00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:58,292 And... I can't. 283 00:15:58,635 --> 00:16:00,216 I just can't. 284 00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:02,640 I'm a shitty mother. 285 00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:04,105 Okay, Mom. 286 00:16:04,332 --> 00:16:07,000 Let's go back to fake you fake smiling. 287 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:12,651 Okay. 288 00:17:40,731 --> 00:17:44,068 Would you like to put Duke or Frankie to bed? 289 00:17:44,974 --> 00:17:47,677 Uh, I don't think that'd be appropriate. 290 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,764 I mean, this is your house, after all. 291 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:53,010 I want to be respectful. 292 00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:55,839 Who's putting me to bed? 293 00:17:58,252 --> 00:17:59,822 Dad, put me to bed. 294 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:07,537 - I'm gonna put you to bed, Franks. - Ugh. 295 00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:08,996 Good night, Xander. 296 00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:10,527 Samwell. 297 00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:11,972 Good night, Mr. Moonshine. 298 00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:13,693 I had fun with you today. 299 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,387 Me, too. 300 00:18:15,507 --> 00:18:17,249 I'll see you next time I'm in town. 301 00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:19,175 Okay. See ya. Wait, when? 302 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,246 Uh, hopefully June. 303 00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,072 We'll see. 304 00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:29,607 Bro, you comin'? 305 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,670 Uh, I'm gonna walk your dad to his car. 306 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,651 And I'll be right up. 307 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:36,473 'Kay? 308 00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,810 What a time, huh? 309 00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:47,525 I'll tell you, it's the funniest thing. 310 00:18:47,645 --> 00:18:50,180 Uh, we get to the restaurant and she was like, "Maybe we... "