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Beaming to Enterprise.

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Stand by.

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Energizing.

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Highlighting the urgent need

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for the kind of quantum
stochastic models

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of salvo analysis-- Pause.

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Should be right... now.

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Resume. Proposed in
this memorandum...

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Sir, Ensign Spock, S179

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276SP, reporting for duty.

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Welcome aboard, Ensign.

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How was your trip
out to Starbase 40?

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Uneventful, sir.

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No need to shout, Ensign Spock.

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No, sir.

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You've been on this ship exactly

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37 seconds, Ensign, and you
haven't asked a single question.

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Not what I expect from
a science officer.

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I expect you to barrage every
crewman you meet with questions,

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starting with me, to the
point you become an annoyance.

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You have until I reach
that turbolift. Go.

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What is your name, sir?

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Just call me Number One.

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Sir, what is your opinion

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of the Onafuwa model of
combat salvo analysis

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compared to the traditional
neo-Wayne model?

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I find it problematic.

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Ensign, how would you
like to see the bridge?

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Bridge.

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You had Onafuwa for Fundamentals
of Quantum Stochastics

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and Advanced, One
and Two, and seminar,

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and received top marks.

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Indeed. I found it quite...

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Brutal?

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Yes.

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Onafuwa's a monster,

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but such a brilliant monster.

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And of course the
subject matter is...

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Fascinating.

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Computer error.

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Manual control unavailable.

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Engineering.

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Upjohn, this is Number One.

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We have failure in turbolift six
and I can't get manual override.

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On it, sir. Engineering out.

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People don't talk in elevators.

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I've observed that, sir.

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This may take some time.
Let's not waste it.

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Keep up the questions.

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What are the three most salient
facts about Captain Pike?

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One, his capacity for hearing
out another point of view

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is exceeded only by his
willingness to change his own

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once he's heard you out.

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Two, even though he is
the most heavily decorated

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fighting captain in Starfleet,

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he views resorting to force
as an admission of failure.

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And three...

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he is utterly unsentimental.

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Except when it comes to horses.

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He is sentimental about large
herbivorous terrestrial mammals?

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Just stay away from the
topic, is my advice.

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You have made a most careful
study of the captain.

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Upjohn!

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Sorry, sir, we're
isolating the problem.

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It's either the
secondary induction coil

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or a glitch in the path routing

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or the brakes. Definitely
one of those three.

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Which version of the O.S.

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are the ship's computers running?

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36.11.4.

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I took a look at the
bosun sampling of code .5.

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In my opinion, it...

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Lacks elegance.

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Indeed.

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Do the food synthesizers
use the Gupta

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or the Katzman glucose matrix?

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We use the Una matrix.

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Essentially a
Gupta-Katzman hybrid.

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It's more reliable then either

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and the results are both more
nutritious and more palatable.

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Your name is Una.

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That isn't a question, Ensign.

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My name is Number One.

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Have you ever considered
that the prime directive

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is not only not ethical,
but also illogical,

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and perhaps morally
indefensible?

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No, Spock, I have not,

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and for the sake of your
own sanity, might I suggest

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you cease doing so immediately.
Next.

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Have you considered
that the ubiquity

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of mathematical constants...

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...such as "E" or the
so-called golden ratio...

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...decline of the
universe was designed...

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...perhaps an
enormous simulation.

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Am I becoming an annoyance?

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Just starting to
get a bit heavy.

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Do you like eggplant?

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Give me a boost, Ensign.

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You know. Hoist me up.

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On your knees, Spock.

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All right, it's unlocked.

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Upjohn, I opened the service hatch.

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What should I look for?

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You'll want to move
aside the fan housing.

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You'll see a small black
microbox and a blue diode.

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Pull it out to see if
the contacts are clean.

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All right. Next question, Spock.

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Have you ever made
firsthand observations

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of a triple-mode high-amplitude
Delta Scuti star?

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Yes. My first deep-space
cruise on Enterprise

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took us to within a half
light-year of 99 Pegasi.

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I am envious.

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You should be.

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I can't begin to tell
you what a spec--

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Number One, are you all right?

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I-I don't know what happened.

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Number One? We're fine.

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Glad to hear it.

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So, what we're gonna do,
sir, is have Lieutenant Amin

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rappel down the
turboshaft from deck nine.

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She's a champion climber
and she's ready to go.

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Just as soon as we
locate the belaying rig.

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Seems like nobody's seen it

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since the Ling Plateau
rescue mission.

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But I...

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Any more questions, Ensign?

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No, sir. I am sorry.

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Fair enough.

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Then I have one for you.

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When you beamed aboard,
Ensign, were you...

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smiling?

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I didn't know that was
something Vulcans could do.

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I must admit, I found the
sight a bit disconcerting.

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Duly noted.

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In the future, I will be
careful to avoid smiling.

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No.

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The strength of a Starfleet crew

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is in its diversity
and differences.

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I would never ask a crewmember

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to suppress or
conceal their nature.

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I do think one must
be aware, however,

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of how one is perceived
by one's comrades.

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Not because you're half-Vulcan.

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But this is the advice
I'd give to anyone

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whose ultimate goal is command.

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That is not my
goal, sir.Bullshit.

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No one endures two
solid years of Onafuwa

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on quantum-stochastic combat
modeling because they want

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to sling a tricorder for
the rest of their lives.

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And if you want to command,

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you're gonna have to learn to
keep your freaky to yourself.

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Even if that's painful.

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I have been doing
that all my life.

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And it is.

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I know.

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Do you?

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Then that leads to a
logical next question.

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All right, Ensign.

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I'll show you.

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? I am the very model of
a modern major-general ?

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? I've information vegetable,
animal and mineral ?

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? I know the kings of England

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? And I quote the
fights historical ?

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? From Marathon to Waterloo

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? In order categorical

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? I'm very well acquainted,
too, with matters mathematical ?

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? I understand equations, both
the simple and quadratical ?

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? About binomial theorem, I am
teeming with a lot of news ?

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? With many cheerful
facts about ?

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? The square of the hypotenuse

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? With many cheerful
facts about ?

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? The square of the hypotenuse

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? With many cheerful
facts about ?

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? The square of the hypotenuse

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? Many cheerful facts
about the square ?

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? Of the hypoten-potenuse

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? I'm very good at integral
and differential calculus ?

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? I know the scientific names
of beings animalculous ?

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? In short, in matters
vegetable, animal and mineral ?

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? I am the very model of
a modern major-general. ?

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? In short, in matters
vegetable, animal and mineral ?

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? You are the very model of
a modern major-general! ?

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It's Lieutenant Amin.

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Hang on, I'll have you
out of there straightaway.

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: I swear I heard her
laughing in there.

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You will forget this.

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I want there to be a hole in
your memory where this once was.

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That is an order.

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On your honor,

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as a Starfleet officer,
Ensign Spock, swear.

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I swear on my honor as a
Starfleet officer, sir.

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Folks ready to go?

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That the new boot?

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Yes.

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That'd be Ensign...

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...Spock, sir.

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Spock. At ease, Ensign.

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Not my strong suit, sir.

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I understand.

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Do Vulcans

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ever feel awe, Spock?

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They do, Captain.

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But they tend to keep
it to themselves.

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