1 00:00:19,607 --> 00:00:20,614 I hope they don't show us 2 00:00:20,638 --> 00:00:22,333 some boring art house movie. 3 00:00:22,358 --> 00:00:24,064 Well, the title of the movie is terrible. 4 00:00:24,089 --> 00:00:25,858 I mean, Focus Group? What is that? 5 00:00:25,883 --> 00:00:27,885 Focus Group isn't the title of the movie. 6 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:30,091 - We're in a focus group. - Huh? 7 00:00:30,116 --> 00:00:33,419 Charlie, we're here to watch, analyze, critique, 8 00:00:33,444 --> 00:00:34,878 and then, most importantly, judge 9 00:00:34,903 --> 00:00:36,572 whatever film we're gonna be shown. 10 00:00:36,597 --> 00:00:38,933 Uh, these filmmakers... they need valuable input, 11 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:41,392 and we have been carefully selected to provide it. 12 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:42,567 We were walking out of the mall, 13 00:00:42,592 --> 00:00:44,760 and they offered us Red Lobster gift cards. 14 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,845 Nevertheless, you know, they've chosen wisely. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,131 Uh, good afternoon, everyone. 16 00:00:48,165 --> 00:00:50,267 I-I want to thank you for joining us today. 17 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,504 Now, your feedback is very important to us. 18 00:00:53,537 --> 00:00:54,672 - Sweet. - I'm sorry. 19 00:00:54,705 --> 00:00:55,973 I'm just a little confused here, 20 00:00:56,006 --> 00:00:57,140 'cause I can't follow this movie. 21 00:00:58,614 --> 00:01:00,185 The movie hasn't started yet. 22 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,620 Yeah, uh, Moderator, not to worry. 23 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,701 I-I just want to assure you that your movie is in good hands. 24 00:01:04,726 --> 00:01:06,027 Y-You've chosen wisely. 25 00:01:06,052 --> 00:01:08,652 See, I, myself, am a prolific filmmaker. 26 00:01:08,686 --> 00:01:12,155 In fact, while you don't thrill me, 27 00:01:12,189 --> 00:01:14,458 I might even consider you for one of my roles. 28 00:01:14,739 --> 00:01:18,457 Well, thank you, um, but I'm not really a performer. 29 00:01:18,482 --> 00:01:20,531 I'll get a performance out of you. 30 00:01:20,888 --> 00:01:24,301 - Uh, where will we appear in the credits? - In the credits? 31 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,703 - Are we gonna be at the front? - Yeah, for our contribution. 32 00:01:25,736 --> 00:01:26,737 - Sort of the beginning of the film, or...? - Yeah. 33 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:29,006 Well, you-you will not be. 34 00:01:29,031 --> 00:01:32,403 But your opinions are valuable to us. 35 00:01:32,428 --> 00:01:34,344 - And you're gonna get a lot of them. - Oh, yeah. 36 00:01:34,378 --> 00:01:37,035 I'm already tearing this entire experience apart. 37 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:37,881 - As am I. - Me, too. 38 00:01:37,915 --> 00:01:39,149 - Why don't we just start? - I'll tell you what. Why don't you 39 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,718 - just go ahead and show us - Let's just, let's see. 40 00:01:40,751 --> 00:01:42,486 whatever piece of shit you're gonna show us, you know, 41 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,054 - Yeah. - so we can tear it apart and get out to Red Lobster? 42 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:45,435 - Yeah, I'm hungry. - Okay. 43 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,026 So the title of the film is... 44 00:01:49,992 --> 00:01:52,596 Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool. 45 00:01:52,630 --> 00:01:53,864 - Oh! - What?! 46 00:01:53,897 --> 00:01:56,302 - Really?! - Holy... 47 00:01:56,365 --> 00:01:59,412 _ 48 00:01:59,437 --> 00:02:07,302 credits 49 00:02:29,813 --> 00:02:31,081 Uh... uh... 50 00:02:31,114 --> 00:02:33,777 What was that? 51 00:02:34,566 --> 00:02:35,870 I, uh... I'm not sure. 52 00:02:35,895 --> 00:02:38,589 - Uh... - I-I was totally lost. 53 00:02:38,622 --> 00:02:41,416 Did they make Thunder Gun bad? 54 00:02:41,441 --> 00:02:43,260 - Yeah. - Okay. So, 55 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,628 that was our movie. 56 00:02:44,662 --> 00:02:46,530 Now, clearly, the film is not done, 57 00:02:46,564 --> 00:02:48,370 but still a work in progress. 58 00:02:48,771 --> 00:02:50,205 - Oh. - Oh, thank God! 59 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:51,548 - Okay, great. - Oh, Jesus. 60 00:02:51,573 --> 00:02:54,505 Okay, so let's adjourn to the conference room to begin our session. 61 00:02:54,538 --> 00:02:55,839 - Let's get into it. Yeah. - Yeah. Let's-let's fix it. 62 00:02:55,873 --> 00:02:57,737 - We can, uh, we can fix it. - Oh, yeah. 63 00:02:58,141 --> 00:02:59,642 Okay, why don't we just 64 00:02:59,676 --> 00:03:01,544 break it down, act by act? 65 00:03:01,578 --> 00:03:03,546 I'll play back a scene from the first act, 66 00:03:03,571 --> 00:03:05,448 and then we can discuss. 67 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:07,884 - Yeah, okay. All right. - Okay. 68 00:03:13,957 --> 00:03:16,593 ? Train roll on... ? 69 00:03:18,461 --> 00:03:20,130 - Excuse me. - ? On down the line... ? 70 00:03:20,163 --> 00:03:22,832 Is your name John? John ThunderGun? 71 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:28,339 Mm. Maybe once. 72 00:03:28,838 --> 00:03:30,519 Not anymore. 73 00:03:30,707 --> 00:03:32,222 I'm Dr. Ling. 74 00:03:32,247 --> 00:03:35,034 This is my assistant Max. 75 00:03:35,512 --> 00:03:38,115 I'm head of research and development for Com-Tec. 76 00:03:38,148 --> 00:03:39,649 We need your help. 77 00:03:39,682 --> 00:03:41,011 Why? 78 00:03:41,413 --> 00:03:44,316 You got a bottle of whiskey that needs draining? 79 00:03:44,341 --> 00:03:47,101 A man named Colonel Washington has stolen a formula 80 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,331 from our lab. 81 00:03:48,356 --> 00:03:50,768 In the wrong hands, this formula could be used 82 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:52,066 as a powerful weapon. 83 00:03:52,091 --> 00:03:54,769 A weapon that could destroy millions of lives. 84 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:58,268 We need it back, but he wants something from us. 85 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:02,170 Oh, yeah? What's that? 86 00:04:02,305 --> 00:04:05,175 Not what, but who. 87 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,581 I am Colonel Washington. 88 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:11,979 You know my reputation, so you'll give me what I seek. 89 00:04:13,058 --> 00:04:14,984 Where is ThunderGun? 90 00:04:15,197 --> 00:04:16,510 Right here. 91 00:04:17,255 --> 00:04:18,479 Me. 92 00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:21,258 I am ThunderGun. 93 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:24,230 I am ThunderGun. 94 00:04:24,449 --> 00:04:26,417 I am ThunderGun. 95 00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:27,793 I am ThunderGun! 96 00:04:27,818 --> 00:04:29,619 I am ThunderGun! 97 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,712 I am ThunderGun! I am ThunderGun! 98 00:04:32,737 --> 00:04:34,433 I am... 99 00:04:36,081 --> 00:04:38,541 Okay, who has questions about the setup? 100 00:04:38,566 --> 00:04:39,347 - Mm. - Oh. 101 00:04:39,372 --> 00:04:41,441 - Me, me, me, me! - Yeah. 102 00:04:41,466 --> 00:04:44,535 - Um, let's start with you. - What's being set up? 103 00:04:45,081 --> 00:04:47,081 Um... the entire movie. 104 00:04:47,106 --> 00:04:48,058 The, uh... 105 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:50,318 So, the main characters, the story, the villain. 106 00:04:50,343 --> 00:04:52,078 That's where you lost me. Who's the bad guy? 107 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,261 Well, Colonel Washington, obviously. 108 00:04:54,286 --> 00:04:55,605 That's not clear. 109 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:58,339 In the old movies, the good guy wore white, 110 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,501 the bad guy wore black, or was black. 111 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:04,101 Well, depending on the hero. 112 00:05:04,267 --> 00:05:05,962 Right? It's-it's not a racial thing. 113 00:05:05,987 --> 00:05:07,003 - Mm. - It's about opposites. 114 00:05:07,028 --> 00:05:09,275 See, I want the bad guy to be different than me 115 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,007 - so I know why I hate him. - Mm-hmm. 116 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,798 - Mm. - I hate people who are different than me. 117 00:05:12,823 --> 00:05:14,577 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like Rocky one. 118 00:05:14,611 --> 00:05:16,034 Bad guy was black. 119 00:05:16,059 --> 00:05:17,855 Rocky II... another black guy. 120 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,980 Rocky III... different black guy with a mohawk. 121 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:22,794 - Right. - Yeah, but in Die Hard, 122 00:05:22,819 --> 00:05:24,287 - the bad guy was foreign, right? - Hmm. 123 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:25,522 - Yeah. - So I know why I hate him. 124 00:05:25,555 --> 00:05:26,689 - There we go. - Yeah. 125 00:05:26,723 --> 00:05:28,394 People hate foreigners. 126 00:05:28,419 --> 00:05:29,987 - Right. - Yeah, we hate them. - Right? So in Thunder Gun, 127 00:05:30,012 --> 00:05:31,179 you don't have to do any reshoots, right? 128 00:05:31,204 --> 00:05:32,144 - Yeah. - Don't-don't make him black. 129 00:05:32,169 --> 00:05:34,823 - Just give him an accent. - What kind of accent? 130 00:05:34,848 --> 00:05:36,866 What about Australian? That's pretty foreign. 131 00:05:36,899 --> 00:05:38,135 No, that's not gonna work. 132 00:05:38,168 --> 00:05:39,802 'Cause they're white. 133 00:05:39,836 --> 00:05:42,139 No, because they're fun. 134 00:05:42,172 --> 00:05:44,207 They're a very fun group of people, right? I mean... 135 00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:46,243 - Yeah. - Try to hate an Australian. 136 00:05:46,276 --> 00:05:47,610 - It's impossible. - A bunch of rapscallions. 137 00:05:47,644 --> 00:05:48,911 - Little rascals. - Ooh, but French, though. 138 00:05:48,945 --> 00:05:50,747 - French. - Ugh. 139 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:52,782 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Snobby. Snobby, yes. 140 00:05:52,815 --> 00:05:54,941 Yes, yes. You will definitely dislike him, 141 00:05:54,966 --> 00:05:58,212 but you won't fear him because he's most likely a pussy. 142 00:05:58,237 --> 00:05:59,856 - Oh. - Right. - That's right. 143 00:05:59,889 --> 00:06:00,923 - Not scary. Not scary. - Right, right. 144 00:06:00,948 --> 00:06:01,783 When in doubt, 145 00:06:01,808 --> 00:06:03,443 - go Eastern European, right? - Right. 146 00:06:03,468 --> 00:06:04,870 - That's a classically evil part of the world. - Uh-huh. 147 00:06:04,895 --> 00:06:06,394 - There you go. - That'd work. 148 00:06:06,419 --> 00:06:09,534 You know, let's talk a bit about the female character. 149 00:06:09,559 --> 00:06:10,816 - Nah. - Do we have to? 150 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,542 - I would love to. - The studio needs 151 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:14,979 a female perspective. 152 00:06:15,004 --> 00:06:17,097 What did you think of Dr. Ling? 153 00:06:17,122 --> 00:06:19,784 Oh, I think she sucks. First of all, she comes in 154 00:06:19,809 --> 00:06:23,246 with a whole plan, like she's starting the movie. 155 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:27,566 So, you... you want the female characters to have less agency? 156 00:06:27,591 --> 00:06:30,402 Yeah. Look, I feel bad enough about myself as is. 157 00:06:30,427 --> 00:06:33,431 I don't need some super hot, funny, smart chick doing, like, 158 00:06:33,456 --> 00:06:36,326 roundhouse kicks and cracking computer codes 159 00:06:36,359 --> 00:06:38,295 - to make me feel worse. No. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:38,335 --> 00:06:41,305 No. I-I like the women of the old Thunder Gun days, right? 161 00:06:41,331 --> 00:06:42,862 Bed 'em and dead 'em. 162 00:06:42,887 --> 00:06:45,394 Look, first act, he meets a lady. 163 00:06:45,419 --> 00:06:48,251 She's super hot, but I'm smarter, right? 164 00:06:48,276 --> 00:06:50,136 And then he bangs her, and she gets dead. 165 00:06:50,161 --> 00:06:51,825 And-and later on, he meets someone. 166 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,885 All right, this one's smart, I'll give her that, 167 00:06:54,566 --> 00:06:55,658 but I'm funnier. 168 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:56,800 You know what I mean? 169 00:06:56,825 --> 00:06:58,527 He bangs her, she gets dead, and then, 170 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,801 and in the end, he falls in love with an ugly one, 171 00:07:00,826 --> 00:07:02,194 and who cares about that? I don't care about that. 172 00:07:02,219 --> 00:07:03,853 And then she gets dead, and that sets up 173 00:07:03,886 --> 00:07:05,423 for the next movie, and I'm all in. 174 00:07:05,448 --> 00:07:07,524 Because all of the women are dead. 175 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,359 You know? No competition. 176 00:07:09,392 --> 00:07:11,194 - Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. - Yeah. 177 00:07:11,228 --> 00:07:12,662 - Right? - Okay, yeah. Write that down. 178 00:07:12,695 --> 00:07:14,789 - Women hate women. - I... 179 00:07:14,814 --> 00:07:17,842 I think the studio was trying to get away 180 00:07:17,867 --> 00:07:20,237 from the female character just acting 181 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:22,805 as a plot device or a sex trophy. 182 00:07:22,839 --> 00:07:24,707 - Ah, but, yeah, why? - Why? 183 00:07:24,741 --> 00:07:27,043 - But that works. - Okay, let's move past this. 184 00:07:27,076 --> 00:07:30,066 Let's take it into the second act with this next clip. 185 00:07:31,526 --> 00:07:34,050 I'm sorry I dragged you into this, ThunderGun. 186 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,628 Don't lose hope. 187 00:07:35,653 --> 00:07:37,622 We may get out of this yet. 188 00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:39,248 But if we don't, 189 00:07:39,373 --> 00:07:41,242 I think there's something I should tell you. 190 00:07:41,884 --> 00:07:43,815 We've met before. 191 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:45,925 Detroit. 192 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:47,503 Winter. 193 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,262 At a bar. 194 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,404 I went home with you. 195 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:54,144 The next morning, you were gone, 196 00:07:54,402 --> 00:07:57,005 and I never heard from you again. 197 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:00,839 I'm sorry if I hurt you. 198 00:08:01,887 --> 00:08:04,857 I never was good at being tied down. 199 00:08:05,047 --> 00:08:07,617 No, it's not that. It's just... 200 00:08:08,264 --> 00:08:09,846 My assistant. 201 00:08:10,287 --> 00:08:11,721 You know Max. 202 00:08:11,754 --> 00:08:14,198 Well, he's not just my assistant. 203 00:08:14,424 --> 00:08:16,269 He's my son. 204 00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:20,653 - Are you trying to tell me... - Yes, John. 205 00:08:20,796 --> 00:08:22,532 He's your son, too. 206 00:08:23,782 --> 00:08:25,418 Max is your son. 207 00:08:26,735 --> 00:08:27,495 Okay. 208 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,550 So, this is the midpoint twist. 209 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:30,644 What is? 210 00:08:30,669 --> 00:08:32,835 Um, ThunderGun finding out he has a son. 211 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,594 - Mm-hmm. - He has a son? 212 00:08:34,627 --> 00:08:35,519 Yes. 213 00:08:35,544 --> 00:08:37,287 But how is this the twist? 214 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:39,599 I mean, because he's got a kid? 215 00:08:39,632 --> 00:08:41,434 I mean, he's probably got a thousand kids, 216 00:08:41,468 --> 00:08:44,171 all the raw-dog loads he drops. 217 00:08:44,204 --> 00:08:47,307 I don't know what "raw-dog loads" are. 218 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,309 Sorry for him. But my disgusting friend 219 00:08:49,342 --> 00:08:50,810 does bring up a good point. 220 00:08:50,844 --> 00:08:52,198 I mean, every Thunder Gun movie 221 00:08:52,223 --> 00:08:55,891 has at least one very tasteful yet very erotic sex scene in it, 222 00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:57,308 - and this had none. - Mm. 223 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:59,461 Yeah. I've... I've been waiting for the right time 224 00:08:59,486 --> 00:09:01,321 to bring this up, but I feel like we need to address 225 00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:02,800 the elephant in the room, no? 226 00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:04,339 - Yeah, this is a big one for us. - Might as well. 227 00:09:04,364 --> 00:09:06,022 - I've been thinking about it. - Might as well. - Yeah. 228 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:07,415 Okay, so... 229 00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:09,297 where's the dong? 230 00:09:11,238 --> 00:09:12,621 The-the dong? 231 00:09:12,732 --> 00:09:13,633 - The dong. - Yeah, yeah. 232 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:14,801 Yeah, the dong. The dong. 233 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:15,969 John ThunderGun has hung dong 234 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:18,038 in every chapter of this saga. 235 00:09:18,071 --> 00:09:19,672 And, well, I just watched 90 minutes of one, 236 00:09:19,706 --> 00:09:21,341 and yet not one hang. 237 00:09:21,374 --> 00:09:24,311 Well, I think that the studio was thinking 238 00:09:24,344 --> 00:09:28,558 the gratuitous nudity was maybe a bit much. 239 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,339 - Fuck you. -Bullshit! 240 00:09:30,364 --> 00:09:33,528 - Bullshit! - This is exactly the type of Hollywood bullshit 241 00:09:33,553 --> 00:09:34,988 - that America is sick of. - What are you talking about? 242 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:36,823 Hollywood's completely out of touch. 243 00:09:36,856 --> 00:09:38,761 - So out of touch with what people want! - Don't you want to give people 244 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:41,522 - what people actually want? - There's a bigger issue here. 245 00:09:41,628 --> 00:09:43,596 Movies are different now. 246 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:45,870 You lost a sense of community. 247 00:09:45,895 --> 00:09:47,784 Interesting. Go on. 248 00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:51,079 Look, years ago, before the Internet, 249 00:09:51,104 --> 00:09:53,433 we would all go out to the movies together. 250 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:55,083 Yes. This is exactly what studios 251 00:09:55,108 --> 00:09:57,510 are trying to bring back. A-An event. 252 00:09:57,544 --> 00:10:00,580 - A place we can all go to enjoy as a community. - Yeah. 253 00:10:00,613 --> 00:10:02,282 I mean, it used to be 254 00:10:02,315 --> 00:10:05,285 you give the creep-show at the window a couple of bucks, 255 00:10:05,318 --> 00:10:07,887 you could spend all day in there popping off. 256 00:10:07,921 --> 00:10:10,390 And the joy of it was that there were people popping off 257 00:10:10,423 --> 00:10:11,624 at the same time. 258 00:10:11,658 --> 00:10:12,892 I mean, n-not that you looked 259 00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:14,627 at each other. It was dark. 260 00:10:14,661 --> 00:10:16,529 You weren't looking for the gay thing. 261 00:10:16,563 --> 00:10:20,322 But it gave you a sense of something bigger than yourself. 262 00:10:20,357 --> 00:10:22,102 Now, they... you know, 263 00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:23,736 got rid of all these movie theaters. 264 00:10:23,988 --> 00:10:26,123 They're taking all the sex out of the movies. 265 00:10:26,214 --> 00:10:27,607 And what am I supposed to do? 266 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:31,411 Go home, turn the lights off and pop off in front of Charlie? 267 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:33,052 No, thanks. 268 00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:35,148 I'm sorry. 269 00:10:35,182 --> 00:10:37,985 Are you talking about pornography theaters? 270 00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:40,956 I'm talking about community, honey. 271 00:10:40,981 --> 00:10:44,432 Right. E... Uh, yeah, even if the studios 272 00:10:44,457 --> 00:10:45,993 wanted to put back in the nudity, 273 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:48,128 they couldn't because of the new rating. 274 00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:50,222 Wh-What do you mean, the new rating? 275 00:10:50,247 --> 00:10:53,698 Thunder Gun: Maximum Cool will be rated PG-13. 276 00:10:54,365 --> 00:10:55,518 What? 277 00:10:56,303 --> 00:10:58,941 Now, that's quite a midpoint twist. 278 00:10:59,466 --> 00:11:00,734 They did it! They did. 279 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:03,269 They ruined everything with this PC bullshit. 280 00:11:03,294 --> 00:11:05,353 Straight white men can't have anything anymore. 281 00:11:05,378 --> 00:11:08,015 Men? Look, don't forget white women. 282 00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:10,083 We got completely passed over. 283 00:11:10,117 --> 00:11:11,722 Yeah, and I can't follow any of this. 284 00:11:11,747 --> 00:11:13,453 We're feeling a lot of outrage right now, you know, 285 00:11:13,486 --> 00:11:14,787 because we want something, and we know we deserve it, 286 00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:15,955 - but we're not getting it. - Mm. 287 00:11:15,989 --> 00:11:19,651 I'm mad, but I don't know at what anymore. 288 00:11:19,676 --> 00:11:21,240 That's what it is! 289 00:11:21,661 --> 00:11:22,762 That's what it is! I'm pissed! 290 00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:23,930 - Aah! I'm mad. - Listen, listen. 291 00:11:23,963 --> 00:11:25,332 Our way of life is changing, 292 00:11:25,365 --> 00:11:26,799 - and that's scary. - Right. 293 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:29,036 - We don't want to change. - Oh, that makes me so angry. 294 00:11:29,069 --> 00:11:30,170 - Makes me mad. - I want to cling 295 00:11:30,203 --> 00:11:31,838 to the way things were, but they're done. 296 00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:33,306 - Let's get out of here. - Let's run from this. 297 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,607 - We'll run from it. - Wait, wait, wait, 298 00:11:34,641 --> 00:11:35,642 - wait, wait. - Do we have to, legally? 299 00:11:35,675 --> 00:11:37,767 Guys, we can't run. Come on. 300 00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:39,879 What's ThunderGun's slogan? 301 00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:43,650 "No hesitation, no surrender, no man left behind." 302 00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:44,717 Did we leave a guy in there, though? 303 00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:46,119 Goddamn right we did, Charlie, 304 00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:49,522 and his name is John ThunderGun. 305 00:11:50,637 --> 00:11:53,460 Like it or not, we have a civic duty to uphold. 306 00:11:53,493 --> 00:11:55,228 We owe it to ourselves, to ThunderGun, 307 00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:56,996 and to movie audiences all over the world 308 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:59,499 to put a stop to this liberal, PC bullshit. 309 00:11:59,532 --> 00:12:01,234 Mm-hmm. - But I think we have been selected 310 00:12:01,268 --> 00:12:04,267 for a cosmic reason here; to put an end to this. 311 00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:06,373 To not pull our punches. 312 00:12:06,531 --> 00:12:08,901 To save the dong. 313 00:12:11,511 --> 00:12:12,779 Save the dong. 314 00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:17,279 - Save the dong. - Save the dong. 315 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:21,917 - I agree. - Oh, for God's sakes. 316 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,178 - This is why you don't include women. - Are you kidding me?! 317 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,284 What?! 318 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:26,698 Don't you see that there was a rhythm? 319 00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:28,603 - Like a cinematic rhythm. - Oh, let's do it again. 320 00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:30,497 - Let's do it again. - No way. No way! 321 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:31,698 - I get it now. - You-you can't... 322 00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:34,303 You can't give women the zingers. 323 00:12:37,264 --> 00:12:39,572 Now, you listen here, you goddamn Hollywood communist. 324 00:12:39,606 --> 00:12:40,707 I live in Roxborough. 325 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,864 Again, I didn't make this movie. 326 00:12:42,889 --> 00:12:45,178 Listen to me, listen to me. If you start to strip sex 327 00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:47,046 out of our communities, out of our culture 328 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,715 and-and even our art, 329 00:12:48,748 --> 00:12:51,551 not only do you isolate people, but you create an oppression 330 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,520 disguised as morality. 331 00:12:53,553 --> 00:12:55,255 I mean, the... the Thunder Gun series 332 00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:57,424 has always been groundbreaking in so many ways, 333 00:12:57,449 --> 00:13:00,723 notwithstanding the recognition of an inequality 334 00:13:00,748 --> 00:13:03,463 that was present in cinema since its beginning days. 335 00:13:03,496 --> 00:13:06,533 The objectifying of the female form. I mean, 336 00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:09,842 with Thunder Gun, a great injustice was rectified. Okay? 337 00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,471 Fairness of the sexes. 338 00:13:11,504 --> 00:13:14,407 A unification of the human condition. 339 00:13:14,441 --> 00:13:16,209 I'm sorry, is this still about the flaccid penis 340 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:17,610 you'd like to see? 341 00:13:17,644 --> 00:13:18,978 You're goddamn right! 342 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,647 - Yeah. - We want to see it. 343 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,049 Yes, we want to see the man's dick, but... 344 00:13:23,082 --> 00:13:24,617 I guess what I'm saying is that it's no longer 345 00:13:24,651 --> 00:13:25,918 just about gratuitous boobs, 346 00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:27,620 it's also about gratuitous penis. 347 00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:30,957 I mean, ThunderGun was about progress. 348 00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:34,494 Right. Uh, I think we all can agree 349 00:13:34,519 --> 00:13:37,872 that public opinion has sort of turned against the idea 350 00:13:37,897 --> 00:13:39,566 of someone exposing themselves. 351 00:13:39,599 --> 00:13:41,801 Oh, here we go. Here we go. 352 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,437 - This is a different thing. - You're not understanding it. 353 00:13:44,471 --> 00:13:47,174 See, ThunderGun didn't take his dick out to intimidate people. 354 00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:49,776 He did it because he had accomplished his mission. 355 00:13:49,809 --> 00:13:52,518 He wanted to kick back and call it a day. 356 00:13:52,553 --> 00:13:54,080 He did do it once to intimidate someone, 357 00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:55,748 - but that was the bad guy. - It was the bad guy. 358 00:13:55,782 --> 00:13:57,984 And it just so happened the bad guy was a female. 359 00:13:58,017 --> 00:14:00,353 That was the best one. That was the best one! 360 00:14:00,387 --> 00:14:03,096 - That was funny. - It made me wish I had a dong 361 00:14:03,121 --> 00:14:06,091 that I could pull out to celebrate my accomplishments. 362 00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:09,095 You know? Or maybe just feel the cool breeze 363 00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:12,432 gently tickle the shaft on a, on a crisp autumn morn. 364 00:14:12,465 --> 00:14:15,476 I don't know, whatever men do to... to feel powerful. 365 00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:17,003 - That's what it is. - It really is. It really is. 366 00:14:17,036 --> 00:14:18,838 Listen, Moderator, the point is this. 367 00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,607 I mean, it used to be only, like, 368 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,876 the hard-line conservatives, like the pearl-clutching types, 369 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:26,012 were the only ones that were overly vocal 370 00:14:26,045 --> 00:14:28,715 and extreme in their policing of sexuality. 371 00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:31,804 But now you got this, like, liberal wave 372 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,720 of moral authority sweeping the nation. 373 00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:35,727 You know, it's nuts. I mean, think about it. 374 00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:38,054 If the conservatives had always run Hollywood, 375 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:39,626 movies would have sucked. 376 00:14:39,659 --> 00:14:42,061 You know what I mean? The art would have suffered. 377 00:14:42,094 --> 00:14:43,496 So I guess the question we're asking is 378 00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:46,391 how will art fare under the oppressive thumb 379 00:14:46,424 --> 00:14:50,002 of this new liberal Hollywood moral PC elite? 380 00:14:50,036 --> 00:14:52,239 Well, I don't know. It's tough to say. 381 00:14:52,264 --> 00:14:54,867 But is that a world that we want to live in? 382 00:14:55,426 --> 00:14:56,878 I say no. 383 00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:59,879 I say give me dong 384 00:15:00,128 --> 00:15:01,899 or give me death. 385 00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:02,982 Yeah! 386 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:04,549 Yeah, man, don't tell me 387 00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:06,261 what I can see and what I can't see. 388 00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:10,751 So, uh, just to be clear here, they didn't make it PG-13 389 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,425 because of political correctness. 390 00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:15,147 - Oh, did they not? - No. No-no. They-they made it PG-13 391 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:16,306 because rated-R movies 392 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:18,565 aren't making as much money anymore. 393 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:21,845 Because of streaming, and most importantly, 394 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,932 - piracy. - Piracy, huh? 395 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,714 Yeah, and how have you all been viewing the franchise? 396 00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:28,708 - Oh, no-no, not through piracy. - No. 397 00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:31,378 In f... In fact, we, we-we saw the last installment 398 00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:33,045 of-of the franchise out in the theater. 399 00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:34,947 - We barely made it. - We barely made it. 400 00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:36,115 Oh, wait, no-no, hold on, 401 00:15:36,148 --> 00:15:38,184 but Frank called in that bomb threat. 402 00:15:38,217 --> 00:15:39,586 Oh, but-but that was okay, because remember, 403 00:15:39,619 --> 00:15:41,721 then we went home, and we, we saw it on the Internet. 404 00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:43,222 - Caught it online. - We caught it online. 405 00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,057 Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. On that website that has all the movies. 406 00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:46,759 So, that's... that is pirating. 407 00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,395 No, no, no, pirating is stealing. 408 00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:50,096 We didn't steal it, okay? We just downloaded it. 409 00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:53,346 Uh, the website is called "MoviePirate.com." 410 00:15:53,381 --> 00:15:55,251 And the other one is called, 411 00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:57,608 uh, "FreeMovies/Arrrgh." 412 00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:00,556 Ah, I'm starting to see a little bit of a pattern here, 413 00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:03,931 because, uh, I also use one called "StolenMovies.free." 414 00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:06,788 So... you're part of the problem. 415 00:16:06,813 --> 00:16:10,186 Because of people like you, the studios felt like 416 00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:11,901 this was their only recourse. 417 00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:14,267 PG-13 opens up a whole new market. 418 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:16,789 You're saying it's our fault that we don't get to see the dong? 419 00:16:16,823 --> 00:16:17,990 You're coming in there changing everything, you know, 420 00:16:18,024 --> 00:16:19,326 getting rid of the dong, I mean, 421 00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:21,056 how is that even Thunder Gun anymore? 422 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,876 Well, yeah, th-they're changing it. 423 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,100 They're rebooting the entire franchise. 424 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,593 - What? - What d... What? 425 00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:30,399 You guys didn't get that from the final scene? 426 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:31,938 Uh, no, what...? 427 00:16:31,971 --> 00:16:33,673 Okay. Let's review. 428 00:16:40,679 --> 00:16:42,221 I'm not gonna make it through this one. 429 00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:45,245 We can both go detonate the hydro-fusion bomb. 430 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,063 No hesitation. No surrender. No man left behind! 431 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:50,522 Not this time. 432 00:16:51,119 --> 00:16:52,551 No, Dad. 433 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:54,424 Please. 434 00:16:54,449 --> 00:16:57,057 Sometimes in order to save something... 435 00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:59,440 you have to destroy something. 436 00:17:00,823 --> 00:17:02,624 You'll need this to get out of here, son. 437 00:17:07,605 --> 00:17:09,252 To continue our story. 438 00:17:23,322 --> 00:17:25,291 So, you see, they're rebooting the franchise 439 00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:26,784 for a younger audience. 440 00:17:26,825 --> 00:17:27,838 The only people who are actually 441 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:29,510 still going to see movies. 442 00:17:29,535 --> 00:17:31,651 I did not get that. 443 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,393 Well, you haven't gotten anything the entire day. 444 00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:35,432 Got to side with Charlie on this one. 445 00:17:35,457 --> 00:17:38,160 I didn't get it. Now, wh-what was with the fire stick? 446 00:17:38,337 --> 00:17:39,938 You mean the torch? 447 00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:42,135 The one he passed to his son Max... 448 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,262 as in Maximum Cool... and said, 449 00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:46,446 "You need to continue our story"? 450 00:17:46,471 --> 00:17:48,331 It's the camera guy who screwed up. 451 00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:50,557 'Cause ThunderGun, he fell into that fiery abyss, 452 00:17:50,582 --> 00:17:52,510 - and for some reason, we're watching the kid... - Yeah, 453 00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:55,105 we wanted to go down into the volcano with John... 454 00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:57,698 No-no, you guys don't get it. It's a cliffhanger. Yeah? 455 00:17:57,723 --> 00:17:59,992 It's a cliffhanger. We're gonna find out what happened to John 456 00:18:00,026 --> 00:18:02,494 in the next movie, Thunder Gun 5... 457 00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:04,763 - Ooh... - Or, or there's a post-credit scene 458 00:18:04,796 --> 00:18:07,487 - that we didn't get to see, yes? - No. No. There's none of that. 459 00:18:07,512 --> 00:18:09,480 This isn't a cliffhanger. He's dead. 460 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,753 John is dead. Now we follow the son's story. 461 00:18:13,778 --> 00:18:15,849 - No! - I don't, I don't want to. 462 00:18:15,874 --> 00:18:16,975 - I don't think so. - No. 463 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:19,945 You don't have to think. I'm telling you, that's what it is. 464 00:18:19,978 --> 00:18:22,112 ThunderGun fell into a volcano. 465 00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:26,441 He died. And now his son Max becomes Thunder Son, 466 00:18:26,466 --> 00:18:28,769 the face of the franchise moving forward. 467 00:18:28,794 --> 00:18:31,163 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 468 00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:32,891 He has a son? 469 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,862 Fuck, man! What? 470 00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:38,330 - How do you not get that? - It wasn't clear. 471 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,979 Reshoots. Reshoots. You got to reshoot. 472 00:18:41,004 --> 00:18:43,340 - Yeah, reshoots. - Reshoots to make the movie more clear... 473 00:18:43,365 --> 00:18:45,393 No! That's not what we're gonna do. 474 00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:48,034 We're out of time. That's it. That's... We're done. 475 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:50,854 But you're ruining our favorite movie! Uh... 476 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,587 - How can we save the movies that we love? - Yeah. 477 00:18:53,612 --> 00:18:55,893 Maybe if you actually go out to the theaters 478 00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:58,554 and pay to see them, then they will continue to make them. 479 00:18:58,579 --> 00:19:02,583 Whoa! Oh, that's easy for you to say! 480 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,932 With your Hollywood liberal bank account! 481 00:19:04,957 --> 00:19:07,229 Jesus! Who are you people?! 482 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,964 I... am ThunderGun. 483 00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,034 I... am ThunderGun. 484 00:19:16,151 --> 00:19:18,837 I... am ThunderGun. 485 00:19:19,299 --> 00:19:21,071 I am... Thundergun. 486 00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:22,298 Goddammit, Dee! 487 00:19:22,323 --> 00:19:23,575 - Dee... - How did you not feel 488 00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,111 - that I was next and then you? - I don't know. 489 00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:26,278 There was a build to it, 490 00:19:26,312 --> 00:19:27,779 - and then... - It's like, we're trying 491 00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:30,282 to give the woman the final thing, and she can't do it. 492 00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:31,683 - Okay, start it over. - You can't go back. 493 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:33,835 - Start it over? - You see the problem with women. 494 00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:38,791 Well, RIP ThunderGun, I guess. 495 00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:40,226 Yeah. What a waste. 496 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,526 I recorded that whole thing for nothing. 497 00:19:43,409 --> 00:19:44,663 Dong-less! 498 00:19:44,697 --> 00:19:46,665 Wait a second. You recorded the whole thing? 499 00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:49,501 - Yeah. - Guys... hang on a second. 500 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,537 Do you remember what ThunderGun said? 501 00:19:51,753 --> 00:19:54,196 Sometimes, in order to save something, 502 00:19:54,221 --> 00:19:56,292 you have to destroy something. 503 00:19:56,544 --> 00:19:59,486 And I think I know what we have to do to save Thunder Gun. 504 00:19:59,511 --> 00:20:00,880 Destroy it? 505 00:20:01,147 --> 00:20:02,582 Well, how are we gonna do that? 506 00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:05,543 With a little help. From some pirates. 507 00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:08,821 No hesitation. 508 00:20:09,177 --> 00:20:10,478 No surrender. 509 00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:13,092 No man left behind! 510 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:17,799 _ 511 00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:22,557 _ 512 00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:25,042 _ 513 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:28,846 _ 514 00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:33,276 _ 515 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,935 _ 516 00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:42,244 _ 517 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,698 _ 518 00:20:44,723 --> 00:20:47,838 _ 519 00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:50,969 _ 520 00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:53,900 Mmm. 521 00:20:57,742 --> 00:20:58,955 I'm bored. 522 00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:01,059 Well, it looks like this new Thunder Gun movie's 523 00:21:01,084 --> 00:21:02,152 pretty good. 524 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:03,742 Well, you guys want to see it? 525 00:21:03,776 --> 00:21:05,482 We're gonna have to do a mad dash across town, though. 526 00:21:05,507 --> 00:21:07,017 It starts in 30 minutes. 527 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:08,798 - To the sewers! - To the sewers! 528 00:21:08,823 --> 00:21:10,107 - Let's go! - Let's go! 529 00:21:10,149 --> 00:21:12,551 No, no, I meant like, let's see it on that pirate website. 530 00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:14,532 - You think it's up already? - Here, let me check. 531 00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:15,621 Yeah. We don't have to go across town. 532 00:21:15,654 --> 00:21:17,389 - It's probably on the, uh... - Yeah, it's free. 533 00:21:17,423 --> 00:21:18,991 We can stay here and watch it. 534 00:21:19,025 --> 00:21:20,459 - That way it's free. - Yep. It-it's on there. 535 00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:22,061 - Oh! - Put it... Yeah. 536 00:21:22,094 --> 00:21:23,495 You want to watch it on the phone? 537 00:21:23,529 --> 00:21:25,297 - Oh, good. - All right. 538 00:21:25,406 --> 00:21:27,453 Five tickets for the price of zero. 539 00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:31,439 Put on the Auto Motion Plus. 540 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:38,990 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com