1 00:00:01,033 --> 00:00:03,234 So we still don't know if the raccoons have a key 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,127 or if someone is letting them into the safe. 3 00:00:05,128 --> 00:00:06,444 And finally, good news: 4 00:00:06,445 --> 00:00:08,438 Mateo's bond hearing has been scheduled. 5 00:00:08,439 --> 00:00:09,805 - Oh, cool. - Oh, cool, nice. 6 00:00:09,807 --> 00:00:11,274 His aunt's bringing his lawyer by 7 00:00:11,276 --> 00:00:12,376 to get a statement from me today. 8 00:00:12,377 --> 00:00:13,967 Remember, anything you say can and will 9 00:00:13,969 --> 00:00:15,969 be used against you in a court of law. 10 00:00:16,535 --> 00:00:18,168 Excellent point, but she's just providing 11 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:20,075 a character testimony to help with his case. 12 00:00:20,076 --> 00:00:21,243 Yeah, all I have to do is tell him 13 00:00:21,244 --> 00:00:22,688 that Mateo is a vital employee. 14 00:00:22,749 --> 00:00:23,948 Oh, that's how they get you. 15 00:00:23,995 --> 00:00:25,850 Next thing you know, they'll be asking you, 16 00:00:25,852 --> 00:00:27,962 "Where were you April 25th?" 17 00:00:27,963 --> 00:00:29,394 and you'll be like, "I don't know," 18 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:30,929 and then they'll be like, "Well, then", 19 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:33,632 why are your fingerprints all over this dead body?" 20 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,168 - Amy, please be careful. - Yes. 21 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,436 Okay, I will be careful 22 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,104 in case Mateo's immigration lawyer 23 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:40,506 wants to frame me for murder. 24 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,274 - Yes. - Also, uh... 25 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,611 Carol will be out for a few days due to personal reasons. 26 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:46,879 By personal reasons, do you mean 27 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,514 she had a mental breakdown when she found out 28 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,983 Sandra and Jerry got engaged? 29 00:00:50,214 --> 00:00:53,416 Oh, do you think she's planning to "Gone Girl" Sandra? 30 00:00:53,418 --> 00:00:55,353 I think she'd have to "Gone Girl" Jerry. 31 00:00:55,354 --> 00:00:56,788 What's the one with the girl on the train? 32 00:00:56,789 --> 00:00:58,355 - "The Girl on the Train." - Right. 33 00:00:58,357 --> 00:01:00,024 Maybe she's gonna do that to Sandra. 34 00:01:00,025 --> 00:01:03,214 - Put her on a train? - Oh, man, could you imagine? 35 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:04,648 - Sorry I'm late, everybody. - Oh! 36 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:07,911 Thank God. We thought you were on a train. 37 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,287 Aww, you guys. You got me a cake? 38 00:01:10,289 --> 00:01:13,256 - No, those are yesterday's donuts. - Oh, I thought 39 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:15,149 Dina was throwing me a little engagement party, 40 00:01:15,183 --> 00:01:16,860 as, like, a maid of honor thing. 41 00:01:17,546 --> 00:01:19,479 Dina's your maid of honor? 42 00:01:19,481 --> 00:01:20,714 Who else is she gonna ask? 43 00:01:20,716 --> 00:01:22,683 The old lady who spits at her on the bus? 44 00:01:22,685 --> 00:01:24,942 Dina, are you throwing an engagement party? 45 00:01:25,181 --> 00:01:26,187 I have an outfit. 46 00:01:26,188 --> 00:01:27,254 Absolutely not. 47 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,489 Engagement party is not a maid of honor duty. 48 00:01:29,491 --> 00:01:30,839 I printed a list from the Internet. 49 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,760 Or maybe you just want the party to be a surprise? 50 00:01:33,762 --> 00:01:35,295 No. I do not want that. 51 00:01:35,297 --> 00:01:37,698 I'm telling you, do not expect a party. 52 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:40,734 Right. I won't expect a party. 53 00:01:40,736 --> 00:01:42,502 That's what I just said, Sandra. 54 00:01:42,838 --> 00:01:44,871 Ugh. Good luck, Jerry. 55 00:01:52,081 --> 00:01:54,815 - Amy? - Ms. Liwanag. 56 00:01:54,817 --> 00:01:56,450 - Hi. - Hi. 57 00:01:56,452 --> 00:01:58,943 This is Mateo's immigration lawyer, Richard. 58 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:00,582 Amy is the store manager 59 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,944 who let my sweet nephew get ripped away from us, 60 00:02:02,945 --> 00:02:04,463 suddenly and traumatically. 61 00:02:05,536 --> 00:02:06,677 Anyway, uh, 62 00:02:06,971 --> 00:02:08,938 thank you for getting Mateo a bond hearing. 63 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:10,439 When is he gonna be released? 64 00:02:10,441 --> 00:02:12,074 It's hard to say, but it'll help 65 00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:14,310 if we can present Mateo as someone who deserves 66 00:02:14,312 --> 00:02:16,078 to be out on bond while we continue 67 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,238 to fight his deportation. 68 00:02:17,239 --> 00:02:20,000 Well, you know, Mateo is one of our most 69 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:21,423 exceptional employees. 70 00:02:22,637 --> 00:02:23,652 That's it? 71 00:02:23,872 --> 00:02:26,404 Amy, my baby's future is on the line. 72 00:02:26,405 --> 00:02:30,062 Please, don't mess this up like Mateo says you always do. 73 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,181 W-what? No, I'm... 74 00:02:32,182 --> 00:02:33,882 I'm gonna make him look good. 75 00:02:34,243 --> 00:02:36,818 I prepared a statement and everything. 76 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:40,255 I was just waiting for you to swear me in or whatever. 77 00:02:40,257 --> 00:02:41,878 Oh, you don't have to be under oath for this. 78 00:02:42,659 --> 00:02:44,726 That's why I said "or whatever." 79 00:02:44,728 --> 00:02:45,793 Tita Irma! 80 00:02:46,224 --> 00:02:47,457 Ah! 81 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,526 Kumusta na po? 82 00:02:49,528 --> 00:02:51,494 Oh, that's right. You two are roommates. 83 00:02:51,496 --> 00:02:54,297 - Mm-hmm. - It's been so good to have him around. 84 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,999 - Ah. - Wait, anak. 85 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,034 - You forgot your lunch, Marcus. - Ah. 86 00:02:58,036 --> 00:02:59,703 Please don't forget to eat, huh? 87 00:02:59,705 --> 00:03:01,504 I do. I forget to eat. 88 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:03,840 Tita, what would I do without you? 89 00:03:03,842 --> 00:03:04,930 Mwah. 90 00:03:06,044 --> 00:03:07,877 So, do you need me 91 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:09,512 to stay out of any particular area 92 00:03:09,514 --> 00:03:12,015 while you set up something special? 93 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,283 Sandra, again, 94 00:03:13,285 --> 00:03:14,884 I'm not throwing you an engagement party. 95 00:03:14,886 --> 00:03:16,186 Not today. Not ever. 96 00:03:17,589 --> 00:03:19,809 Okay, whatever you say. 97 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:23,828 You know, the more you deny that there's a party, 98 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,497 the more she's gonna think it's actually happening. 99 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:26,731 Well, that's textbook psychosis. 100 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:27,916 Why don't you just throw her one? 101 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,344 Look, I know you like to be everyone's manic pixie dream girl, 102 00:03:30,345 --> 00:03:31,544 but that's not how I live my life. 103 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,947 And an engagement party is clearly not on my list of duties. 104 00:03:33,949 --> 00:03:35,615 It's just one extra thing. 105 00:03:35,617 --> 00:03:38,142 If I start doing extra things that aren't on the list, 106 00:03:38,143 --> 00:03:40,233 she'll start asking for other things that aren't on the list. 107 00:03:40,234 --> 00:03:42,237 Do you know how many things aren't on the list, Jonah? 108 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,760 Do you want me to actually answer... 109 00:03:44,762 --> 00:03:46,427 Buying her a zoo. Managing the zoo. 110 00:03:46,447 --> 00:03:47,814 Hiring an experienced staff. 111 00:03:47,816 --> 00:03:49,582 Euthanizing the giraffe when it gets sick. 112 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:50,891 Why are these all zoo-based? 113 00:03:50,892 --> 00:03:53,459 So you want me to start with zoo things and then go to other topics 114 00:03:53,461 --> 00:03:55,182 and then switch back to zoo stuff? 115 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,069 Do you hear yourself? 116 00:04:07,241 --> 00:04:10,084 You're finally emptying Mateo's locker, huh? 117 00:04:10,545 --> 00:04:11,977 You okay? 118 00:04:11,979 --> 00:04:13,479 Yeah, it sucks, 119 00:04:13,481 --> 00:04:15,247 but he's not gonna be able to work here 120 00:04:15,249 --> 00:04:16,649 once he gets out of detention, 121 00:04:16,651 --> 00:04:19,084 so I'm just getting it over with. 122 00:04:19,086 --> 00:04:20,619 Yeah. 123 00:04:20,621 --> 00:04:23,587 I-I forgot my name tag, so... 124 00:04:36,132 --> 00:04:37,132 Got it, Glenn? 125 00:04:37,537 --> 00:04:39,177 Looks like you got it. 126 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:40,491 Hey, Cheyenne. 127 00:04:41,571 --> 00:04:45,072 I don't want to be insensitive, but Mateo's locker's in 128 00:04:45,074 --> 00:04:47,642 a pretty primo spot there above the ground. 129 00:04:47,644 --> 00:04:49,922 Do you think maybe I could move my stuff into it? 130 00:04:50,513 --> 00:04:53,314 - Oh, yeah, I guess you could. - Hold up. 131 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:55,911 If anyone's gonna get Mateo's locker, it should be me. 132 00:04:55,913 --> 00:04:57,363 I already took his room 133 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:58,664 and most of his underwear. 134 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,865 It just makes sense. 135 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,300 Yeah, but my doctor said 136 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:04,001 that I'm down to my last 100 knee bends. 137 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:07,393 Hmm, well, you guys both make pretty good arguments. 138 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,976 Let me think about it, and then I'll pick who gets the locker. 139 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,744 - Fair enough. - Okay. 140 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:16,367 Gah, I forgot my ChapStick. 141 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,652 And then I ended with, "Mateo's dedication 142 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,055 to customer service is unmatched, 143 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:26,525 and his work ethic is an example for us all." 144 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,393 Oh, did you use my line about how the flag 145 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,362 is made up of the threads of immigrants? 146 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,816 Um, I just wasn't sure that it... 147 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,267 meant anything. 148 00:05:36,032 --> 00:05:37,836 I told them how Mateo and I are BFFs. 149 00:05:38,302 --> 00:05:40,739 Tay-Tay and Tine-Tine: the slut squad. 150 00:05:41,219 --> 00:05:42,540 Wait, you talked to Richard too? 151 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:45,576 Yeah, and I said how Mateo's always serving up the tea, 152 00:05:45,893 --> 00:05:47,400 like when he told that lost little girl 153 00:05:47,401 --> 00:05:48,869 that she was better off now 154 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:51,037 because her mommy was hot trash. 155 00:05:51,039 --> 00:05:52,739 Classic slut squad tea. 156 00:05:52,741 --> 00:05:55,074 No, Justine, we're supposed to be proving 157 00:05:55,076 --> 00:05:57,431 that Mateo has good moral character. 158 00:05:57,846 --> 00:05:59,388 Why would you tell the lawyer that? 159 00:05:59,389 --> 00:06:00,643 I was under oath. 160 00:06:00,644 --> 00:06:02,619 No, you're not under oath, Justine! 161 00:06:03,193 --> 00:06:04,805 Everybody knows that! 162 00:06:08,431 --> 00:06:10,332 So? What do you guys think? 163 00:06:10,334 --> 00:06:12,735 Uh, what do we think of what? 164 00:06:13,801 --> 00:06:14,887 I got a brand-new polo. 165 00:06:14,888 --> 00:06:15,996 Can't you smell it? 166 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,342 Fresh out of the bag. 167 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,044 - Oh, yeah, for sure. - A bag, wow. 168 00:06:19,106 --> 00:06:21,532 I just thought I'd look my best because of the, um... 169 00:06:22,943 --> 00:06:24,910 Engagement party. 170 00:06:24,912 --> 00:06:27,045 I can't wait to send pictures to my mom. 171 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:29,046 I even went out and bought a camera phone. 172 00:06:29,047 --> 00:06:30,747 Yeah, you know what, Sandra, Dina's not... 173 00:06:30,749 --> 00:06:32,715 You look great, Sandra. Doesn't she's look great? 174 00:06:32,717 --> 00:06:34,517 That's the perfect outfit for the party. 175 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,020 Aww, thank you, Jonah, you flirt. 176 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:40,446 Dude, what are you doing? 177 00:06:40,447 --> 00:06:41,980 You know Dina's not gonna give her a party. 178 00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:43,114 Yeah, I know, but I-I figured 179 00:06:43,116 --> 00:06:44,415 I'd just throw something together. 180 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:45,850 I mean, look how happy Sandra looks, 181 00:06:45,852 --> 00:06:47,885 and she has so little. 182 00:06:47,887 --> 00:06:50,555 Yeah, exactly. She doesn't expect much. 183 00:06:50,961 --> 00:06:52,398 You don't tell a fish about land. 184 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:53,435 You just leave it. 185 00:06:53,549 --> 00:06:55,133 You're not gonna leave it, are you? 186 00:06:55,135 --> 00:06:57,003 - Nah, I'm already too excited about it. - Kay. 187 00:06:57,398 --> 00:06:59,457 And I was like, "I think I just broke my tailbone, 188 00:06:59,459 --> 00:07:00,932 can you pull the box off me?" 189 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,920 'Cause I was pinned under this washing machine. 190 00:07:03,016 --> 00:07:05,431 But Mateo was too busy laughing. 191 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:07,123 That's Mateo for you. 192 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,359 He's got a great sense of humor. 193 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,393 - Hey, Eugene. - Hey. 194 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,995 Um, I need you to go 195 00:07:11,997 --> 00:07:14,753 and scrub the walls. 196 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:16,194 You got it! 197 00:07:16,835 --> 00:07:17,854 Yes! 198 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:20,103 He's fun, isn't he? 199 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:22,424 But I would strike everything he said from the record. 200 00:07:22,425 --> 00:07:23,674 Yeah, I didn't write any of it down. 201 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:25,850 Besides, I already told you Mateo's great, 202 00:07:25,851 --> 00:07:27,077 so isn't that enough? 203 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:28,293 Honestly, right now, 204 00:07:28,294 --> 00:07:29,993 I'm representing a Pulitzer Prize winner, 205 00:07:29,995 --> 00:07:31,828 a heart surgeon that's a father of six, 206 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:32,996 and a former Olympic athlete, 207 00:07:32,998 --> 00:07:35,766 and those people aren't guaranteed to get out on bond. 208 00:07:35,768 --> 00:07:37,534 So no, sorry. 209 00:07:37,536 --> 00:07:38,661 It's not enough. 210 00:07:41,407 --> 00:07:42,669 What the hell is this? 211 00:07:42,741 --> 00:07:44,074 I said no engagement party. 212 00:07:44,076 --> 00:07:46,009 Yeah, but she seems so excited, 213 00:07:46,011 --> 00:07:47,577 so I just figured that maybe I would... 214 00:07:47,579 --> 00:07:48,979 Make me look like a giant a-hole? 215 00:07:48,981 --> 00:07:50,057 Um, no. 216 00:07:50,058 --> 00:07:51,125 Because that's what I look like 217 00:07:51,126 --> 00:07:53,559 when I say "no party" and then you throw one anyway. 218 00:07:53,561 --> 00:07:55,329 Well, you could still throw her one. 219 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:57,530 It's not on the list! 220 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,896 Jonah! 221 00:07:58,897 --> 00:08:00,597 The list came from the Internet. 222 00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:02,966 The International Network! 223 00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:04,634 Yeah, but... that's not... 224 00:08:04,636 --> 00:08:05,902 I am the maid of honor, 225 00:08:05,904 --> 00:08:08,553 and I said no party for Sandra. 226 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:12,542 Yeah, gah, okay. Yeah, I got it. 227 00:08:12,544 --> 00:08:13,777 Great, no party. 228 00:08:13,779 --> 00:08:16,213 Good. Glad you understand. 229 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:24,421 Okay, Richard's having lunch, so we've got about 20 minutes 230 00:08:24,423 --> 00:08:26,223 to think of good things to say about Mateo. 231 00:08:26,225 --> 00:08:28,158 So, what makes him special? 232 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,628 Oh, I like that Mateo gives zero Fs. 233 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:34,264 I also give zero Fs. It's not unique to Mateo. 234 00:08:34,266 --> 00:08:35,465 Okay, we actually need stories 235 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:38,335 where Mateo gives a lot of Fs, like big Fs. 236 00:08:38,337 --> 00:08:40,237 Guys, we're overthinking this. 237 00:08:40,239 --> 00:08:42,305 One of us just needs to marry Mateo. 238 00:08:42,307 --> 00:08:44,541 I'll do it. Tita would be over the moon. 239 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:45,709 She's our aunt. 240 00:08:45,711 --> 00:08:47,344 Marriage only works if you originally 241 00:08:47,346 --> 00:08:48,680 came here on a visa, which Mateo did not. 242 00:08:48,681 --> 00:08:50,180 Susmaryosep! 243 00:08:50,182 --> 00:08:51,681 That's like a swear in our language. 244 00:08:51,683 --> 00:08:53,316 All right, well, here are some defenses 245 00:08:53,318 --> 00:08:54,722 that are used in detention cases: 246 00:08:54,763 --> 00:08:56,129 involved in community service, 247 00:08:56,131 --> 00:08:57,314 active organ donor. 248 00:08:57,315 --> 00:08:58,965 Yes, exactly, so we just need to think 249 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:01,568 if Mateo fits into anything like that. 250 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:03,837 - Ah. - Mm-hmm. 251 00:09:04,973 --> 00:09:06,573 Or we could just embellish a little. 252 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:09,318 You want us to lie to a lawman? 253 00:09:09,319 --> 00:09:11,423 No! I'm just saying, 254 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,692 let's think of things that Mateo might do. 255 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:17,195 I mean, we don't know that he wouldn't do Habitat for Humanity. 256 00:09:17,197 --> 00:09:18,363 Oh, he for sure wouldn't. 257 00:09:18,365 --> 00:09:19,622 Cheyenne, work with me! 258 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,767 And it wasn't easy, 259 00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:24,802 but Mateo managed to teach those inner city kids 260 00:09:25,136 --> 00:09:27,071 how to express themselves, 261 00:09:27,661 --> 00:09:29,796 through the power of music. 262 00:09:30,204 --> 00:09:32,292 Are you just telling me the plot to "Sister Act 2"? 263 00:09:32,293 --> 00:09:33,420 "Back in the Habit," yes. 264 00:09:33,421 --> 00:09:37,089 Which I heard is loosely based on Mateo's life. 265 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:39,625 So that's wild. 266 00:09:41,825 --> 00:09:46,962 So, one time, Mateo... 267 00:09:49,032 --> 00:09:50,432 It's a funny story. 268 00:09:50,434 --> 00:09:51,900 It's a true story. 269 00:09:51,902 --> 00:09:53,335 Mateo can't be deported. 270 00:09:53,337 --> 00:09:57,472 He was the only witness to a murder. 271 00:09:57,926 --> 00:09:58,974 What murder? 272 00:09:58,976 --> 00:10:00,375 Well, I can't talk about it, 273 00:10:00,377 --> 00:10:02,754 because the murderer is... 274 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:05,898 in this room. 275 00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:11,252 I was told I was supposed to come in here? 276 00:10:11,254 --> 00:10:13,822 Sandra, this isn't your engagement party. 277 00:10:16,827 --> 00:10:18,760 Uh, where was I? 278 00:10:18,762 --> 00:10:21,296 - Mateo. - Mateo. 279 00:10:21,298 --> 00:10:22,564 So I forgot to mention 280 00:10:22,566 --> 00:10:25,353 that Mateo is donating his liver to me. 281 00:10:26,903 --> 00:10:29,371 Because mine is completely destroyed. 282 00:10:29,373 --> 00:10:31,706 Give that vino to me-no. 283 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:33,508 - Justine, get out. - Okay. 284 00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:37,924 No one is behind the door! 285 00:10:38,615 --> 00:10:40,815 Okay, if you're gonna have the locker next to me, 286 00:10:40,816 --> 00:10:43,089 we're probably gonna have to talk in the mornings, 287 00:10:43,283 --> 00:10:44,970 so you each have eight seconds 288 00:10:44,971 --> 00:10:46,404 to show me how interesting you are. 289 00:10:46,406 --> 00:10:47,472 Glenn, go. 290 00:10:47,474 --> 00:10:51,042 Uh, okay, so, I-I was in traffic this morning... 291 00:10:51,044 --> 00:10:52,777 Okay, I'm so sorry, Glenn, 292 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:54,879 but I really don't like stories about cars. 293 00:10:54,881 --> 00:10:56,247 Marcus, you're up. 294 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,388 My parents didn't talk to me till I was five 295 00:10:58,390 --> 00:10:59,623 to see if I'd learn sign language... 296 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:00,825 I didn't... last year, I had intense 297 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,774 stomach cramps that wound up being a spider's nest 298 00:11:02,775 --> 00:11:04,176 inside my body... worked out great, though, 299 00:11:04,177 --> 00:11:06,010 got to keep the spiders... and all my teeth are fake. 300 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:08,144 Time! Yes! In your face, Glenn. 301 00:11:08,639 --> 00:11:11,728 I-I-I ate a pencil because I thought it was chocolate! 302 00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:14,490 Okay, I'm listening. 303 00:11:15,012 --> 00:11:17,579 Richard, this is Jeff Sutton from Cloud 9 corporate. 304 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,211 He is a huge deal over here. 305 00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:21,413 Ah, I don't know about huge deal, 306 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:22,915 but, uh, big deal, sure. 307 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:24,905 I do get to use the company car. 308 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,552 Once. 309 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,320 Drove the VP's wife to Indianapolis 310 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:30,789 'cause she was too drunk, but I got to listen 311 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,791 to whatever I wanted to on the radio. 312 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,927 "Pompeii" by Bastille, anyone? 313 00:11:34,929 --> 00:11:37,296 I think Jeff's testimony is going to highlight 314 00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:39,741 how important Mateo is to the company. 315 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,067 Yes, real quick, do you know if Mateo 316 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,603 has been getting any of my messages? 317 00:11:44,605 --> 00:11:46,030 Jeff. Focus. 318 00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:48,106 Okay, Amy, look, I see what you're trying to do, 319 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:51,200 but I have to present actual facts, and so far, 320 00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:52,907 all I've got is, he's a good employee, 321 00:11:52,909 --> 00:11:54,842 he's sometimes nice, and he has glasses, 322 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,510 which isn't even a thing, 323 00:11:56,512 --> 00:11:58,309 but I had to write something down 324 00:11:58,423 --> 00:12:00,990 because it was getting awkward that I wasn't writing anything down. 325 00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:02,172 Anyway, look, I'm sorry, 326 00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:03,925 but I can't waste anymore time here. 327 00:12:05,949 --> 00:12:07,015 Really, Jeff? 328 00:12:07,065 --> 00:12:08,097 You couldn't just say, 329 00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:09,868 "Mateo is an integral part of the company"? 330 00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:13,122 You had to babble on about "Bastille" by Pompeii? 331 00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:15,371 "Pompeii" by Bastille. 332 00:12:15,373 --> 00:12:16,528 You're showing your age a little. 333 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:18,063 Besides, this is your fault. 334 00:12:18,235 --> 00:12:20,282 If you had stopped the store from unionizing like I said, 335 00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:22,000 Cloud 9 would have never sent ICE. 336 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,334 Why do people keep blaming this on me? 337 00:12:23,336 --> 00:12:24,469 How was I supposed to know? 338 00:12:24,471 --> 00:12:25,503 Wait, I'm sorry. 339 00:12:25,671 --> 00:12:26,837 Did you say the company called ICE 340 00:12:26,839 --> 00:12:27,938 because you were unionizing? 341 00:12:27,939 --> 00:12:29,807 I mostly said it was Amy's fault, but yeah. 342 00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:31,742 ICE isn't supposed to do worksite enforcement 343 00:12:31,744 --> 00:12:32,943 during a labor dispute. 344 00:12:32,945 --> 00:12:34,578 If you guys have proof 345 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:35,779 that corporate ordered the raid, 346 00:12:35,781 --> 00:12:37,648 then we might have a better chance. 347 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:38,749 Proof? 348 00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:39,850 Yes. 349 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,228 We have that. W-we'll go get it. 350 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,196 Jerry. 351 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,310 You're here... 352 00:12:46,319 --> 00:12:48,159 and dressy. 353 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,582 Uh, Sandra, 354 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,002 I know I said the party... 355 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:52,978 I know, I know. 356 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,424 We'll make sure to act surprised. 357 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,772 I'm so excited. 358 00:12:55,773 --> 00:12:57,172 This is my first party. 359 00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:59,942 Like... ever? 360 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:03,302 Wow, um... 361 00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:06,715 okay, well, you two lovebirds 362 00:13:06,717 --> 00:13:08,617 just, uh, hang out. 363 00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:11,453 Uh, something's a-coming. 364 00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:16,577 And it is gonna be... good. 365 00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:24,743 Hey, Jerry, good to see you. 366 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:25,983 Really? 367 00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:27,460 Uh, yeah. 368 00:13:29,771 --> 00:13:31,704 Okay, a little corporate intel. 369 00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:33,239 Neil has three assistants. 370 00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:36,056 Hopefully, we get Charlene. She's new. 371 00:13:36,058 --> 00:13:37,624 She's real eager to please. 372 00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:39,347 Her father just died, so don't mention that. 373 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,036 I wouldn't. 374 00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,523 It's fine, I'm just gonna put on 375 00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:44,965 my sweet and innocent voice, and bam, 376 00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,754 they won't even know what they're confessing to. 377 00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:48,936 That's great, they're gonna be putty in your hands. 378 00:13:48,938 --> 00:13:50,956 Putty. 379 00:13:50,957 --> 00:13:52,690 Neil Penderson's office, this is Gail. 380 00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:54,225 Who the [bleep] is Gail? 381 00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:55,292 Shh. 382 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,961 Um, hi! 383 00:13:56,963 --> 00:14:00,297 I'm calling from Immigration and Customs Enforcement, 384 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:04,201 and I just need to verify some records. 385 00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:06,037 Work it. Just work that putty. 386 00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:07,505 Uh, okay, what are you looking for? 387 00:14:07,507 --> 00:14:08,839 Um, yes, 388 00:14:08,841 --> 00:14:12,643 it says here that we conducted a raid 389 00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:15,246 at your Ozark Highlands location 390 00:14:15,248 --> 00:14:18,716 at your... behest. 391 00:14:18,718 --> 00:14:20,051 - And... - I'm sorry. 392 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:22,027 I'm not authorized to comment on that. 393 00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:26,057 Okay, um, but I'm with ICE, 394 00:14:26,059 --> 00:14:27,925 so you can tell me. 395 00:14:32,698 --> 00:14:34,314 Mmm. 396 00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:35,766 Mmm. 397 00:14:35,768 --> 00:14:38,903 Okay, I like that I can't taste any of the flavors in here. 398 00:14:38,905 --> 00:14:41,205 It just tastes sweet, which, again, I like. 399 00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:42,540 And this one, 400 00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,041 while the flavor isn't as good, 401 00:14:44,043 --> 00:14:46,077 I do appreciate the presentation. 402 00:14:46,079 --> 00:14:47,992 Thank you, I chose to put the entire 403 00:14:47,993 --> 00:14:50,386 Snickers bar in there in case you wanted a snack after. 404 00:14:50,563 --> 00:14:51,715 I could put food in there too. 405 00:14:51,717 --> 00:14:53,498 I got a club sandwich in the fridge. 406 00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:56,740 Actually, do you know what would go really good with this? 407 00:14:57,642 --> 00:14:59,809 - Disney World tickets. - I can do that! 408 00:14:59,839 --> 00:15:01,361 I just need to get my credit card. 409 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,526 That's not fair. 410 00:15:02,681 --> 00:15:04,601 I don't know where to get a credit card. 411 00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:08,512 You know you don't have the authority to assign lockers, right? 412 00:15:08,513 --> 00:15:10,377 Yeah, I'm just doing this to get stuff. 413 00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:12,817 Mateo would be proud. 414 00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,026 I know. 415 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,242 What do you got there, buddy? 416 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,442 Uh, just... I just... 417 00:15:24,444 --> 00:15:26,644 this, I just, um, I forgot my lunch today, 418 00:15:26,646 --> 00:15:29,628 so I thought I'd... I'd have a little treat. 419 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,158 Well, if that's your lunch, don't let me stop you from eating it. 420 00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:36,041 Oh. Okay, uh, great, cool. 421 00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:37,761 Here we go. 422 00:15:38,598 --> 00:15:39,910 Yummy. 423 00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:43,634 Mmm. Mmm. 424 00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:45,743 Well, you know what? 425 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,829 That is probably enough for me. 426 00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,894 I am gonna save the rest of this. 427 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,310 We're not leaving this table 428 00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:54,139 until you finish every bite of your lunch. 429 00:15:54,808 --> 00:15:56,074 And you better hurry. 430 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,796 Your break's over in eight minutes. 431 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,439 Mm-hmm, yeah. Mm-hmm. 432 00:16:03,757 --> 00:16:04,864 Hi, Garrett. 433 00:16:05,084 --> 00:16:06,129 Hey. 434 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,666 Cool. 435 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,322 Um, so before, when you said it was good to see me, 436 00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,289 I should've told you, 437 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,949 it's good to see you too. 438 00:16:14,687 --> 00:16:16,516 Oh. Okay. 439 00:16:18,164 --> 00:16:19,360 Well, talk to you later. 440 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,578 When? 441 00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:23,787 What? 442 00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:25,790 When do you think we'll talk later? 443 00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:28,906 I don't know, buddy. 444 00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:31,652 Buddy. 445 00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:41,809 So your contact fell through? 446 00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:44,479 Yeah, and I'm kicking myself, because if I had just recorded 447 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,980 the meeting when they decided to call ICE... 448 00:16:45,982 --> 00:16:47,591 Wait, I didn't realize you were in the room. 449 00:16:47,951 --> 00:16:49,752 Well, we can just have you go on record at the hearing. 450 00:16:49,753 --> 00:16:51,062 What? Really? 451 00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:52,509 Amazing! Let's do that. 452 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:54,743 Yeah, yeah. On the record? 453 00:16:54,745 --> 00:16:56,459 Like the official record? 454 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,564 I mean, like, corporate could hear that I said it? 455 00:16:58,678 --> 00:17:00,811 - Jeff. - No, it's totally fine. 456 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:02,413 Totally fine. 457 00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:03,814 But, you know what? 458 00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:05,538 Um, yeah. 459 00:17:05,585 --> 00:17:06,985 I'm not gonna do it. 460 00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:21,634 I'm really enjoying our male friendship. 461 00:17:22,243 --> 00:17:23,689 Yep. Okay. 462 00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:28,019 Will you be my best man? 463 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:33,410 Um... 464 00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:36,103 I'm sorry, I can't afford to lose this job. 465 00:17:36,104 --> 00:17:37,757 I just bought a third Subaru. 466 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:39,759 How could you do this to Mateo? 467 00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:42,361 Look, what if I lose my job and he doesn't get out? 468 00:17:42,363 --> 00:17:43,566 I mean, then nobody wins. 469 00:17:43,753 --> 00:17:44,764 Hey, Amy. 470 00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:47,170 I just finished cleaning out Mateo's locker. 471 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:48,835 Should I send this stuff to his family? 472 00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:51,771 I mean, I guess, if it's just a bunch of personal stuff. 473 00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:54,307 Mostly gum and a few Celine Dion hats. 474 00:17:54,309 --> 00:17:55,595 Wait. 475 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,423 What's this? 476 00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:01,180 He still had this in his locker? 477 00:18:01,182 --> 00:18:03,282 Yeah, he had it hung up in there. 478 00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:04,548 Huh. 479 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,461 I didn't realize he still had feelings. 480 00:18:10,058 --> 00:18:11,810 Wow, this is big, um... 481 00:18:13,219 --> 00:18:14,219 I'll do it. 482 00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:15,243 What? 483 00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:17,029 - I'll testify. - Oh, my God. 484 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:18,281 Jeff, thank God! 485 00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:19,799 I'm gonna see if I can catch Richard. 486 00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:21,547 - Yes! Go, go! - Okay, all right. 487 00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:24,326 How did you find a picture so fast? 488 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:26,481 It's still Jeff's profile picture. 489 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,256 Should I just throw it in the trash or... 490 00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:29,796 Yeah. Nobody wants that. 491 00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:35,001 Jonah. You sure you don't want any? 492 00:18:35,002 --> 00:18:36,415 Oh, no, I-I'm all good. 493 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:39,485 I-I-I threw up a bunch of cake a little while ago. 494 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:41,142 - Where's the wedding... - Shh! 495 00:18:41,282 --> 00:18:42,321 Eugene! 496 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,389 Shh, quiet! 497 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:47,030 A-and we only talk if it's completely necessary. 498 00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:54,567 I just want to thank you. 499 00:18:54,569 --> 00:18:57,436 This is better than I ever imagined. 500 00:18:59,174 --> 00:19:00,273 Really? 501 00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,340 Yeah. 502 00:19:02,744 --> 00:19:04,753 Uh... 503 00:19:04,754 --> 00:19:06,279 Well, well, well. 504 00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,848 Look who I caught red-handed with your pants down 505 00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:11,684 and egg all over your tiny, tiny, bush baby face. 506 00:19:11,686 --> 00:19:13,853 Dina, you want some cake? 507 00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:15,346 You just couldn't help yourself, could you? 508 00:19:15,347 --> 00:19:17,125 You had to make me look like an a-hole. 509 00:19:17,126 --> 00:19:18,691 - Hi, Dina. - Nobody asked you! 510 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,693 Dina, I wasn't trying to make you look bad. 511 00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:22,327 I just felt bad for Sandra. 512 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,096 Everybody feels bad for Sandra! 513 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,398 But I get it. 514 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,866 If this is what I need to do to stop you 515 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,268 from humiliating me, I'll do it. 516 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:30,829 I'll violate the Internet. 517 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,939 All right, everybody, this isn't the real party. 518 00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:36,297 The real party is gonna happen Saturday morning at 7:00 a.m. 519 00:19:36,298 --> 00:19:38,377 Um, Saturday's actually my day off. 520 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,946 And I used my last sick day today. 521 00:19:39,948 --> 00:19:41,948 Oh, Jerry, no one's gonna notice if you're not there. 522 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,960 Now, obviously, it's mandatory for you. 523 00:19:44,406 --> 00:19:45,410 Okay. 524 00:19:45,712 --> 00:19:47,495 Do you need me to bring anything? 525 00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:49,287 Cups would be nice. 526 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,762 Not plastic, though. Glass. 527 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,658 Drinks. And probably food. 528 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,560 People are gonna want to eat at this thing, right? 529 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:55,999 - Food. - Yeah, maybe empanadas? 530 00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:06,939 Hey, guys. 531 00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,474 I brought some chili pepper lights 532 00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:10,276 to spice up the party. 533 00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,809 That's what the package says. 534 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:15,414 Oh, you guys are eating cake already. 535 00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:17,805 Sandra, look. Mateo got out. 536 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:19,845 Hey, Sandra! 537 00:20:20,154 --> 00:20:21,320 Sorry, I know this is probably 538 00:20:21,322 --> 00:20:23,022 all for you, but I just... 539 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,286 Sandra, Jesus, let Mateo finish eating your cake. 540 00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:34,444 Sorry, she's been turning into a bit of a bridezilla. 541 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,638 I mean, this is all very sweet of you guys. 542 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,440 Mateo, I just want to say, I am so happy 543 00:20:41,442 --> 00:20:43,509 this is finally over. 544 00:20:43,511 --> 00:20:45,454 Thanks, but it's not over, I'm just 545 00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:47,847 out on bond while I go through deportation proceedings. 546 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,930 Yeah, well, at least you're free. 547 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:51,778 Well, I do have to wear this ankle monitor. 548 00:20:52,987 --> 00:20:54,654 So not exactly free. 549 00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:57,322 I once ate a pencil 550 00:20:57,392 --> 00:20:59,084 'cause I thought it was chocolate. 551 00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:02,134 Oh, hey, Mateo? 552 00:21:02,397 --> 00:21:04,563 Would you maybe mention to your Tita Irma 553 00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:07,300 that I sort of, like, made all of this possible? 554 00:21:07,302 --> 00:21:08,534 That would be great. 555 00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:10,485 I'm literally texting her right now, so I'll just tell her. 556 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,992 Hey, man, I need you to go to Dollywood with me 557 00:21:12,993 --> 00:21:14,546 for Jerry's bachelor party. 558 00:21:15,092 --> 00:21:16,791 Um, what? 559 00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:20,031 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com