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- Abigail Baker?
- Here.

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Georgie Cooper?

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Here.

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Sheldon Cooper?

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Georgie, where's your brother?

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I don't know.

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Good enough for me. Melissa Dixon?

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Since I no longer had a college class

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with Dr. Sturgis to stoke
my intellectual fire,

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I needed to find someone
else who was up to the task

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of being my mentor.

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A great mind.

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A once-in-a-generation thinker.

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Fortunately, my schedule was wide open.

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School's in session.

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Pastor Jeff, I just
need your signature...

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Oh. Uh, sorry.

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I didn't realize you had a guest.

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It's quite all right.
You remember Robin?

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Of course.

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- So nice to see you again.
- You, too.

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- Well, I don't want to interrupt.
- Actually,

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I was just fixin' to head out.

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- Already?
- Yeah.

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Discharged my firearm
at a muskrat yesterday.

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Lot of paperwork.

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See you soon?

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Yes, you will.

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- Bye, Mrs. Cooper.
- Bye.

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That seems to be going well.

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It's going really well.

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I like her so much.

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Why do you sound sad about it?

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Well, this is hard
for me to say out loud.

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But when I'm around her,
I find myself having...

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you know.

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I don't know.

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Man thoughts.

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Oh. But... you're the pastor.

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You can't act on those.

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Hence my sadness.

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What are you gonna do?

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I'm not sure.

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I can't engage in a
physical relationship

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outside of holy matrimony.

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Right?

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- Right.
- Right.

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A solution is a homogenous mixture

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consisting of a solute and a solvent.

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The solute is the substance

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that is being dissolved...

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A squared plus B squared

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equals...?

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_

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Aw.

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And Pastor Jeff asked me

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to hold him accountable so he
doesn't succumb to temptation.

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Well, how the heck you do that?

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I'm not sure.

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Probably have to give him
the stink eye every so often.

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The pastor's been married before.

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Is it really that big a deal?

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Yes, George. It states
very clearly in the Bible:

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"Among you there must
not be even a hint of...

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sexual...

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immorality.

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That book is a bummer sometimes.

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It's no joke.

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He could lose his job.

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I guess I just don't get it.

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Maybe because you only go to
church when there's a bake sale.

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- That's not nice.
- It's true.

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Doesn't make it nice.

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Everything all right with Sheldon?

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How much time you got?

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- Why?
- Hasn't been in P.E. since Monday.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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He's here. I drove him.

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You check the places
they like to stuff him?

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Lockers, trash cans,

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those bags we put the footballs in.

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Nothing.

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- Top of the flagpole?
- Nope.

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Hey, Hubert.

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Was Sheldon in class today?

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Nope. Haven't seen him all week.

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Weren't you gonna say anything?

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I didn't want to jinx it.

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So he hasn't been in
any of your classes?

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- Mm-mm, not a one.
- Nope.

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But I bring him here, I take him home...

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he's got to be somewhere
in the building.

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Mm, I might've seen him in the library.

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But at this point, I sometimes think

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I see him when I'm alone in my house.

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Like that creepy Chucky
doll in the movies?

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Exactly!

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Hey, Tam. I can't find Sheldon.

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You know where he is?

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I promised not to say.

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Tam...

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Lucky for you I'm weak.

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Are you kidding me?

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I knew Tam was weak.

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What do you think you're doing?

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Exploring the impact
of the French invasion

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on Imperial Russian society.

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Well, get out of here.

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You're going back to class.

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No, I'm not.

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Excuse me?

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I don't learn anything in class.

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But in here I've taught
myself the applications

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of gravitational lensing,

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Faraday's law of magnetic induction,

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and how to whistle.

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Well, sound came out yesterday.

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Y-You can't spend your
day in a broom closet.

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It's no longer a broom closet.

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It's now a citadel of higher learning.

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Which one says "Robin, I like you"

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but also says "God is watching,

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be cool"?

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The blue one.

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Mary, your husband's on the line.

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- Excuse me.
- Yeah, blue.

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Definitely blue.

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Although...

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Everything okay?

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Sheldon locked himself
in a broom closet,

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and he's refusing to go to class.

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What's he doing in a closet?

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Apparently, learning about Russia.

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Well,

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what do you want me to do?

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I want you to handle it.

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You're right there...
why can't you handle it?

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- 'Cause I'm at work.
- So am I.

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You know what I mean.

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That you have a real job and I don't?

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Mary, I have football practice
in ten minutes, and I...

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I don't have time to deal with this.

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Well, you're gonna have
to, 'cause I'm busy.

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You tell him, sister.

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The bolo tie's too sexy, right?

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Knew it.

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Hope you're happy... your
mother and I are fighting now!

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There's a closet, it...
My son made a citadel.

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Never mind.

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- Sheldon, go to your room.
- Gladly.

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He's just gonna read in there.

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I'd take away Professor Proton.

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Stay out of this.

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No more Professor Proton!

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Aw.

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That's how you do it.

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I can't believe you didn't
make him go to class.

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You told me to handle it; I handled it.

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That one's on you.

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You didn't handle it.
You didn't do anything.

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I had to get to practice,
and I made a decision.

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He was in the building, he
was safe, and he was learning.

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He is never gonna
improve his social skills

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if he's sitting all alone.

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He has to be around people.

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Sounds like you know what
he needs... go fix it.

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'Cause I have to do everything, right?

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Oh. Someone's sleeping
on the couch tonight.

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Get out of here!

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Well, maybe Shel is

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just acting out

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'cause he doesn't have his college class

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to go to anymore.

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I could ask John's professor friend.

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Maybe he'd let him sit in on a class.

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And you are just bringing this up now?

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I would've said something earlier,

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but I was enjoying the fight.

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Hello?

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Hi, Dr. Linkletter.

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- It's Connie Tucker.
- Connie.

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To what do I owe the pleasure?

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- I need a favor.
- Of course. Anything.

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Should we discuss it over dinner?

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I'll take a rain check on that.

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I was hoping

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that my grandson could
join in your physics class

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until John is, uh...

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back.

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From the mental hospital?

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Yes.

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The one he never told
you he'd been in before?

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Yes.

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A curious ethical choice
on his part, if you ask me.

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Can he take the class or not?

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Of course.

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Although, I never taught a child before.

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Is he potty-trained?

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What are you doing?

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Watching last week's
Professor Proton in my mind.

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Moon Pie?

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Good news. You could start going

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to your college class again.

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Dr. Sturgis is back?

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No, but his friend Dr. Linkletter

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is gonna let you come
and take his class.

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But I take Dr. Sturgis's class.

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I know, but that's not an option

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right now, and Dr. Linkletter's
been nice enough to...

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to let you sit in on his.

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But I like the way that
Dr. Sturgis teaches.

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Well, you might like the way

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that Dr. Linkletter teaches even better.

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- Is it lecture-based?
- I don't know.

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What's his interpretation
of quantum mechanics?

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I couldn't say. Where'd
he get his doctorate?

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From the University of
Shut Up and Say Thank You.

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Thank you.

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I thought you were gonna
take out the garbage.

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I'm sorry. I was under the impression

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you did everything around here.

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You really want to start this again?

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I contribute plenty,

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and it wouldn't kill you to
show a little appreciation.

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I'll be sure to do
that... as soon as I finish

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the laundry, the dishes, the vacuuming,

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the grocery shopping and
helping Missy with her homework.

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You like how my job pays
for all the bills, right?

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Stop acting like you're
the only one with a job.

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Mom! Pastor Jeff's on the phone.

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I have to take this.

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'Course you do.

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Hi, Pastor Jeff.

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Everything okay?

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I'm in trouble.

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Robin just got here.

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She looks nice, and
she smells even nicer.

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Come on, now.

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Uh, nothing smells better
than eternal salvation.

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I know. But we put so much thought

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into my clothes, we didn't even think

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about what she'd be wearing.

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Why?

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What's she wearing?

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Georgie, you hang up
that phone right now!

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I mean, I-I just can't
win. When I step in,

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I'm doing it wrong, and when I
don't step in, she yells at me.

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I hear you.

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So Darlene does the same thing with you?

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No. But I'd hate it if she did.

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That sounds awful.

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So, what do you two fight about?

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You know, normal stuff.

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Who loves the other one more.

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Whose turn it is for a foot rub.

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Oh, the other day, we did argue

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about which way the
toilet paper should hang.

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Who won?

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I don't remember.

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We just ended up making
love on the bathroom floor.

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Thank you, Wayne.

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This has been real helpful.

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When was the last time

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you took Mary out on a date?

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I couldn't even tell you.

267
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- Mm. That poor woman.
- Hey.

268
00:10:58,306 --> 00:11:00,172
You're supposed to be on my side.

269
00:11:00,174 --> 00:11:01,407
I'd like to be.

270
00:11:01,409 --> 00:11:04,844
But you're not giving
me much to work with.

271
00:11:14,839 --> 00:11:16,489
Hey.

272
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:28,667
Smells like you had a good time.

273
00:11:31,672 --> 00:11:34,221
How'd you like to go
out for dinner on Friday?

274
00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:35,642
Just you and me.

275
00:11:36,677 --> 00:11:37,910
Why?

276
00:11:37,912 --> 00:11:39,812
'Cause you're my wife.

277
00:11:39,814 --> 00:11:42,481
I was your wife last Friday,
and we didn't go to dinner.

278
00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:44,751
Mary, I'm asking you on a date.

279
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:48,020
Okay.

280
00:11:48,022 --> 00:11:50,022
Is that a yes?

281
00:11:50,024 --> 00:11:52,525
Sure.

282
00:11:53,561 --> 00:11:56,428
All right, then.

283
00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:58,951
If you did something
stupid, I'm gonna find out.

284
00:12:03,761 --> 00:12:06,562
Same room. Different teacher.

285
00:12:06,565 --> 00:12:08,073
Same night.

286
00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:09,508
Different time.

287
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,448
This is a real roller coaster.

288
00:12:11,451 --> 00:12:13,442
- Yeah, it's wild.
- Connie.

289
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:14,711
So nice to see you.

290
00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:16,472
Nice to see you, too. Sheldon,

291
00:12:16,475 --> 00:12:19,318
- this is Dr. Linkletter.
- Hello.

292
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,852
I've heard so much about you.

293
00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:23,655
Apparently not how I
feel about shaking hands.

294
00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:26,391
And on that fun note,
I'll leave you to it.

295
00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:28,361
Are you sure you wouldn't
like to stay for the lecture?

296
00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:29,729
Oh, no, bad idea.

297
00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:31,129
I'm told I snore.

298
00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:32,397
Darling, I'll be out in the hall

299
00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:34,233
if you need me.

300
00:12:34,235 --> 00:12:37,229
Mm. Just a warning:

301
00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:39,373
today's lecture is rather advanced.

302
00:12:39,376 --> 00:12:40,939
Don't worry. If you get confused,

303
00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:42,809
I'll be right here in the front row.

304
00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:50,148
So, this is nice, huh?

305
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:52,352
Yes.

306
00:13:02,162 --> 00:13:04,330
Lemon in the water.

307
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:09,201
It's weird to look at a
menu and not have to wonder

308
00:13:09,203 --> 00:13:11,103
what Sheldon won't eat.

309
00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:15,574
I-It got easier when he
printed that card for my wallet.

310
00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:18,710
Still don't know where
he got that laminated.

311
00:13:18,712 --> 00:13:20,312
Yeah.

312
00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:21,580
It's just the two of us.

313
00:13:21,582 --> 00:13:23,315
We don't have to talk about the kids.

314
00:13:23,317 --> 00:13:25,585
You're right.

315
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:33,625
You don't think Georgie and Missy

316
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:36,461
are doing anything stupid, do you?

317
00:13:36,463 --> 00:13:38,864
If Mom knew this was in the house,

318
00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:40,732
- she'd lose her mind.
- I know.

319
00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:42,634
Mom does not like demons.

320
00:13:42,636 --> 00:13:44,428
So, how does it work?

321
00:13:44,431 --> 00:13:46,401
You put your fingertips on it like this,

322
00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:47,690
and you ask it questions.

323
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,474
Then the spirits from beyond

324
00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:52,210
will move you around the
board and answer them.

325
00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:53,646
Whoa.

326
00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:54,947
Let's try it.

327
00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:57,884
Okay.

328
00:14:04,018 --> 00:14:06,682
Pastor Jeff talked about
these in Sunday school.

329
00:14:06,685 --> 00:14:10,162
He called them Satan's Monopoly board.

330
00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:11,930
Come on.

331
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:18,538
I'll get it.

332
00:14:21,108 --> 00:14:22,675
Hello?

333
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,620
It's Pastor Jeff. What do I do?

334
00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:27,380
See what he wants.

335
00:14:28,182 --> 00:14:29,873
What do you want?

336
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:31,876
Um, is your mom home?

337
00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:33,159
No, she went out with my dad.

338
00:14:33,162 --> 00:14:35,053
- It's just me and Georgie.
- Oh.

339
00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:36,188
Okay.

340
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:39,124
Well, I hope you two
are behaving yourselves.

341
00:14:39,126 --> 00:14:42,194
We are. We're just watching TV.

342
00:14:42,196 --> 00:14:44,262
Okay, bye.

343
00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:46,765
I just lied to a pastor.

344
00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:49,201
- So?
- So I'm going to hell!

345
00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:51,236
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am!

346
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,068
Sucks for you.

347
00:14:54,131 --> 00:14:55,273
So then we're able to take

348
00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:56,296
the ends of the strings

349
00:14:56,299 --> 00:14:58,444
and connect them to a
ten-dimensional membrane.

350
00:14:58,447 --> 00:15:00,145
Yes, Sheldon.

351
00:15:00,147 --> 00:15:01,446
Dr. Sturgis taught us

352
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:02,832
that if you leave the strings open,

353
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,964
it allows far more possibilities.

354
00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:06,762
We don't believe you
need open strings anymore.

355
00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:10,221
That's an older model
of thinking. Now...

356
00:15:10,224 --> 00:15:11,723
Yes, Sheldon.

357
00:15:11,725 --> 00:15:13,175
Just because something is older

358
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,097
doesn't mean that it's not still good.

359
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,400
Original Star Trek is
older than Next Generation,

360
00:15:17,403 --> 00:15:20,003
but if you think that Mr.
Data is better than Mr. Spock,

361
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,633
you don't know what
you're talking about.

362
00:15:21,635 --> 00:15:23,336
I don't know what you're talking about.

363
00:15:30,778 --> 00:15:32,978
Sorry you're not having a good time.

364
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,846
No, I am.

365
00:15:34,848 --> 00:15:37,316
This is lovely.

366
00:15:38,652 --> 00:15:41,087
But can I ask what prompted it?

367
00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:44,070
Well...

368
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,073
Wayne and I were discussing marriage,

369
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,593
and he was going on
about how happy he is.

370
00:15:48,595 --> 00:15:51,639
I just wanted to try to work on ours.

371
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:56,053
That's really sweet, George.

372
00:15:57,504 --> 00:15:59,472
So they go on dinner dates like this?

373
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:00,940
Oh, they do all kinds of stuff.

374
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:03,175
Line dancing and movie night.

375
00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:06,146
You wouldn't believe what they
got up to in their bathroom.

376
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:07,612
Where do they find the time?

377
00:16:07,614 --> 00:16:08,947
Well...

378
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:12,050
Well, they don't have any kids, so...

379
00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:14,820
Son of a bitch. They don't have kids.

380
00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,321
That's why they're happy.

381
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,823
- George.
- It's true.

382
00:16:17,825 --> 00:16:20,192
You and I used to be way more fun.

383
00:16:20,194 --> 00:16:22,753
That may be so, but you
can't blame the children.

384
00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:24,600
Oh, I can, and I am.

385
00:16:24,603 --> 00:16:26,643
Don't get me wrong.
They're great. I love them.

386
00:16:26,646 --> 00:16:30,135
But you got to admit that they
do not make our lives easy.

387
00:16:31,772 --> 00:16:33,972
I suppose there's a...

388
00:16:33,974 --> 00:16:36,274
challenging aspect to them.

389
00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:38,410
There you go. See?

390
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:41,313
Feels good to say it out loud, right?

391
00:16:41,315 --> 00:16:42,948
Maybe a little.

392
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,716
Hey.

393
00:16:44,718 --> 00:16:46,551
Think about how clean the house would be

394
00:16:46,553 --> 00:16:48,019
if it was just us.

395
00:16:48,021 --> 00:16:49,653
Oh, my.

396
00:16:53,594 --> 00:16:56,128
So, what did they do in the bathroom?

397
00:16:58,506 --> 00:17:00,612
I'm going to hell. I'm going to hell.

398
00:17:00,614 --> 00:17:02,815
Relax. Not until you're dead.

399
00:17:03,681 --> 00:17:05,448
You smell really nice.

400
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,253
Thank you.

401
00:17:08,255 --> 00:17:09,954
It's soap.

402
00:17:09,956 --> 00:17:12,391
I love soap.

403
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,277
I'll get it.

404
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,307
Hello?

405
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:22,357
I lied to you.

406
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,426
I wasn't watching TV.

407
00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:25,362
I was playing with a Ouija board.

408
00:17:25,365 --> 00:17:27,170
- Uh, who is this?
- Missy Cooper,

409
00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:28,672
and I'm going to hell.

410
00:17:28,675 --> 00:17:30,975
Uh, Missy, you're-you're
not gonna go to hell.

411
00:17:30,977 --> 00:17:32,045
Yes, I am.

412
00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:33,495
God knows what I did.

413
00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:35,714
He sees everything.

414
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,583
You're right.

415
00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:42,454
God does see everything.

416
00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,616
But He also just saw
you be a good Christian

417
00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:46,256
and tell the truth.

418
00:17:46,259 --> 00:17:49,527
So I promise, your soul is safe.

419
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:51,334
- You're sure?
- I'm sure.

420
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,337
If you're lying, you're
going to hell, too.

421
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,666
I'm sure.

422
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:57,068
Thank you.

423
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:58,737
You take care, now.

424
00:18:03,877 --> 00:18:06,344
The Lord just sent me a message.

425
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,946
Really?

426
00:18:07,948 --> 00:18:09,614
I'm sorry.

427
00:18:09,616 --> 00:18:11,839
I can't be in a physical relationship

428
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,586
outside of marriage.

429
00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:15,887
Okay.

430
00:18:15,889 --> 00:18:18,089
I respect that.

431
00:18:18,091 --> 00:18:19,491
Thank you.

432
00:18:19,493 --> 00:18:21,627
So when are we getting married?

433
00:18:22,429 --> 00:18:24,563
Uh...

434
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,432
We don't need open strings.

435
00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:29,339
We just connect them to a D-brane.

436
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,636
But your theories can't
recreate the known symmetries

437
00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:33,029
of the real world.

438
00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:34,305
Everything okay in here?

439
00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:36,541
More than okay. We're
having a spirited debate

440
00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:37,959
on superstring theory.

441
00:18:37,962 --> 00:18:39,244
Very spirited.

442
00:18:39,246 --> 00:18:40,812
Well, you ready to go home?

443
00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:42,631
Yes. Unless Dr. Linkletter...

444
00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:44,234
He's ready.

445
00:18:44,237 --> 00:18:46,450
Well, I guess we'll see you next week.

446
00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:48,654
Sounds good.

447
00:18:49,856 --> 00:18:51,968
No wonder Sturgis went crazy.

448
00:18:51,971 --> 00:18:57,136
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