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Stan! Family meeting!
Get downstairs!

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I'm writing a song, Dad.

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Nobody cares about that!

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Come on!
I've got big news!

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Sharon, Shelley!
Hurry! I've got it!

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What is it, Randy?

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You guys... I've just had
the greatest idea ever.

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We're gonna move back
to our old house?

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No! I've been trying
to figure out

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how to make more money
selling weed.

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And last night it came to me.

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We could grow the family
business by selling Tegridy...

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to the Chinese.

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I did a little research.

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Turns out there's a lot
of people in China.

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If we can get like 2% of that
market to buy our weed,

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we'd make millions
of millions of dollars.

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I'm flying to China tomorrow.

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I've got to get in on this
before anyone else thinks of it.

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Tomorrow?

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Randy, are you forgetting about
this Saturday?

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What's this Saturday?

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Autumnfest?
Stan's concert?

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He and his little friends have
been rehearsing all week.

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A lot of people in town are
coming out to support him.

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Everyone but you.

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Everyone?

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Stan, you need to wear

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your Tegridy T-shirt
at the performance.

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Aw, come on, Dad!

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Stan, they're available
on Amazon starting Friday,

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so you could really help promote
the family business

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while I'm gone!

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But then again,
I guess family doesn't mean

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all that much to you.

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? Tumbleweeds
and squirrels, my darlin' ?

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? Tumbleweeds and squirrels

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Yeah.

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Okay, that was
the South Park Sounderoos.

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Thanks again to Kate and Earl!

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Alright, up next we have four of

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our local South Park fourth
graders who have formed a band!

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Let's hear it for Stan Marsh
and Crimson Dawn!

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Hi, Stanley!

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There's our Butters!

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Butters!
Aren't they cute!

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Hi.
We're Crimson Dawn,

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and this is a song
I wrote about

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living out in the country
on a farm.

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Alright, f-f-fellas,
just like we rehearsed it.

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And a one and a two and a...

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? Fate is over,
open your eyes ?

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Get me off this farm!

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? There is no hope,
no second chance ?

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? All the elders saw,
the fall of the sky ?

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? Pride and glory

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? To touch the sky
we've burned the earth ?

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? Built our own infirmity

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First time goin' to China?

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No, not really.

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It's my first time.

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I'm goin' out to try and drum up
a little business.

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What are you headin' out for?

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I work for a clothing company.

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We're trying to
break into the market

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and get the Chinese people
as customers.

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Hey. Fuck you.

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I... I had that idea
like three days ago.

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So what?

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So when did you come up with it?

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Hey, Mitchell.
You're on this flight?!

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Yeah, that's so funny.
I'm working for Google now,

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overseeing the expansions
into the Chinese user base.

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Yeah, I'm still with the NBA.

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Doing some press
with the players

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to try to get more
Chinese viewers.

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For Christ's sake!

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You have a good idea
and everyone wants to copy you!

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Fine. I can handle
some healthy competition.

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Who else wants to go to China
and get some of their money?

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For crying' out loud.

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Let me guess,
you work for a company

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trying to get Chinese people
as customers.

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Wow, where'd you get that idea?

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It's okay. It's okay.

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I'm sure there's plenty of
Chinese people for all of us.

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? Searching, wandering

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? Looking for
the perfect specimen ?

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? Still pure
Hate this farm!

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? Immature
I hate this farm!

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? Acknowledged sickness
concealed, swaggering! ?

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? Unseen
Hate this farm!

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? Wandering
I hate this farm!

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? Looking for
the perfect specimen ?

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Okay, okay.
Wait, hang on, guys.

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Very good, boys!

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I heard you play at Autumnfest.

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I really like your sound.

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- Who are you?
- Well, I'm a producer.

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I manage all the big rock bands
in South Park.

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PC Babies...

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all of them.

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You manage the PC Babies?

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Holy smokes, fellas,
they're huge!

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You want to sign us
so we can make a record

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and I can move away from here?

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Records? What are you kids,
from the '90s?!

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There's no money in albums or
singles or even tours anymore.

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What we need to focus on...

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is your biopic.

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Biopic? You want to make
the Crimson Dawn biopic?

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PC Babies' biopic came out
last week.

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Made over $100 million.

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I'll just let you guys
think on it.

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But don't take too long.

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Hello. Howdy.

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I'm a small business owner
from the United States.

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You guys know
any money people here?

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Can I give you guys my card?

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I'm just starting to grow
my business here in China.

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What is this, sir?

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That? That's weed.

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Marijuana.

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You know...

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Here we go.

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Jay shi daamaa Tegridy Weed.

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Whoa! Hey!
Everything alright?

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What's going on?

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Hey, d-don't forget
my suitcase!

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C-Could you grab my suitcase?

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All my weed is in there!

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Excuse me?

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Jay shi damaa!

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What makes a band truly great?

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It's a desire to be heard.

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And a commitment
to a three-act structure

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that has a 20-minute setup,

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about an hour and a half
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and a big,
triumphant resolution.

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So let's start at the beginning,
gang.

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When did your band first form?

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It was about two weeks
ago...

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Yeah, it was about
two and a half,

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three weeks ago, I'd say...

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I hadn't seen my friend Kyle,

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and I hate living on a farm
so I started writing songs.

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That's good, that's good!

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Lost a close friend.

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Put loneliness into lyrics.

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Yeah, and Stan came to me
and I said,

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"Well, I can play the drums..."

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But... But he'd already asked me
to play the drums.

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So, yeah, I said,
"Okay, I'll play guitar."

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Inner conflict over
direction of band, good.

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And then Kenny
learned to play bass

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watching YouTube videos of
John Lennon with the Dalai Lama.

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Yeah, no, no,
we don't want to go there.

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Talking about the Dalai Lama

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doesn't go over well
with the Chinese.

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The... the... the what?

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Look, for this movie
to really make money,

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we need to be sure it clears
the Chinese censors, you know?

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We want those Chinese viewers!

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- Aw, seriously?
- It's okay.

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There's plenty of other things
to talk about with your story.

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How about... What kind of things

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were you into
when you were younger?

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Well, I always liked
Winnie the Pooh!

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No, no, no, no no no,
that's definitely off limits.

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Winnie the Pooh
is illegal in China

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because
some Chinese students said

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he looked like
the Chinese President.

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Aw, come on.
That's ridiculous.

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Hey, you want to move away
from your family, right?

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You want to be successful
on your own, right?

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Yeah...

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Alright, well,
you know what they say...

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You got to lower your ideals
of freedom

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if you want to suck on
the warm teat of China.

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"I am a proud member
of the Communist Party.

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The Party is more important
than the individual."

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Hello, there.

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Who... Who's there?

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Nobody.
Just a bear.

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I was wondering
since you're new,

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if you might have some honey.

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No, I don't have any honey.

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Are you prisoners here?

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Some people said Pooh looked
like the Chinese P-P-President,

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so we're illegal in China now.

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Jesus.

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What kind of mad house is this?

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Your Honors,
I'm just a simple farmer,

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from a simpler time.

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Now, I'd never been to China
before, but I hate to say,

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I'm a little disappointed
in all of you.

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With what I've seen,

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you... you seem to treat
your people like dirt.

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You don't believe in
any individual freedoms.

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I mean, you've got
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet

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in jail?

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Now, come on, China!

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You know, a country ain't
nothing unless it's got

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decency and integrity.

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And I think I speak for Pooh
and Piglet and all of Disney

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when I say you could use some
Tegridy, China!

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Now, it just so happens
that I...

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own a Tegridy farm.

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And I think I might be able
to work out a deal

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for all you nice folk.

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This is so awesome, you guys!

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Our band is gonna be huge!

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Yeah, and we're gonna be rich!

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Yeah, isn't it just great?

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Hey, what's wrong, Jimmy?

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Fellas,
I need to tell you something.

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I think I'm homosexual.

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And also,
I'm addicted to cocaine.

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That's okay, Jimmy.

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Yeah, we can get you
a liver transplant.

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Cut! Cut!

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Listen, guys, we

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just got word back
from the Chinese censors.

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They don't want us mentioning
organ transplants.

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How come?

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Well, they've been accused of
harvesting organs from the...

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L-Look, it doesn't matter.

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They... They just said no
to the organ stuff.

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And,
no homosexuality either.

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No homosexuality?! We're trying
to do a band biopic!

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Yeah, and what's wrong with
homosexuality, anyways?

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Nothing!

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Unless you want to make
money in China.

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Now, come on.
Everyone back to one!

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Alright, who's the asshole?

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Which one of you
decided to go and start

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badmouthing
the Chinese government?!

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Who here thought
they had permission

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to say anything critical
of Chinese politics?!

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Well, it is true, sir.

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The Chinese seem to exploit
their own people

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- with forced labor that...
- Shut the up, Thor!

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You're here to flex
and not think, ya bitch!

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Please, Mr. Marsh was only
standing up for me and Piglet.

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Because we were
political prisoners.

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You are a fat diabetic bear,

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and if the Chinese
don't want you,

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then I don't either!

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Now, who the
is Mr. Marsh?!

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That's me.
Randy Marsh.

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Who is this?
I don't know you.

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Are you from Pixar?

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No, I'm from South Park.

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What's South Park?
Do I own that?

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No, not yet, sir.

257
00:13:02,729 --> 00:13:04,356
You're telling me

258
00:13:04,381 --> 00:13:06,464
that I'm losing
Chinese customers

259
00:13:06,489 --> 00:13:09,972
because of some shithead that's
not even from my company?!

260
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,536
Hey, hold on a minute!

261
00:13:11,537 --> 00:13:12,871
You really think that business
should be run

262
00:13:12,872 --> 00:13:14,828
through intimidation and fear?

263
00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,987
Whatever happened to
old-time values?

264
00:13:17,012 --> 00:13:18,877
You already have business
with the Chinese.

265
00:13:18,878 --> 00:13:21,580
You have all the connections
money can buy.

266
00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,385
But there's one thing
you don't have...

267
00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:25,231
And that's Tegridy.

268
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,004
Now, it just so happens...

269
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:34,252
Boys, I understand you've got
a band here at the school?

270
00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:35,494
Yeah, what's wrong with that?

271
00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:37,129
Well, boys, it seems to me

272
00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:38,823
like your music is kind of...

273
00:13:38,848 --> 00:13:40,551
angry, m'kay?

274
00:13:40,618 --> 00:13:43,942
I mean it's really loud,
m'kay. and it's a little angry.

275
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,659
Yeah, because I hate living on
a farm 30 miles outside of town!

276
00:13:46,684 --> 00:13:48,028
Yeah, tell him, Stan!

277
00:13:48,053 --> 00:13:49,410
I can't stand my dad anymore!

278
00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:51,686
And if I want to do death metal,
I can! It's a free country!

279
00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:53,606
Cut! Cut, cut! Cut!

280
00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:57,003
Kids, let's not say anything
about this being a free country.

281
00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:58,231
Aw, come on!

282
00:13:58,256 --> 00:13:59,527
Hey, these guys were nice enough

283
00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:00,786
to come all the way from China

284
00:14:00,787 --> 00:14:02,262
to help us with our standards.

285
00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:04,426
We can at least
listen to their notes.

286
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,894
Ok...
Okay, okay.

287
00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:09,481
Actually, gang, when need to
rewrite the whole second act.

288
00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:12,098
- But that'll take forever.
- Come on, guys.

289
00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:15,125
Everyone else is fine with China
approving our entertainment.

290
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,151
Even the PC Babies
don't seem to mind.

291
00:14:17,176 --> 00:14:19,481
And PC Babies cry about
everything!

292
00:14:19,506 --> 00:14:21,121
You just got to rewrite
the script

293
00:14:21,146 --> 00:14:22,680
before we continue shooting.

294
00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:25,853
Go back to your room
and just write your story.

295
00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:28,153
It has to come from your heart.

296
00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:01,539
It's like... It's like
they didn't even want to listen.

297
00:15:02,188 --> 00:15:03,380
They didn't listen at all?

298
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,841
But why not?

299
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:06,852
It's the bear.

300
00:15:06,853 --> 00:15:08,620
They're still pissed off
about the bear.

301
00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:09,985
But for what?

302
00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:12,889
Some Chinese people
on the Internet

303
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:14,326
started posting pictures
of their President

304
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:15,527
as Winnie the Pooh.

305
00:15:15,528 --> 00:15:16,795
It's a real thing.
Look it up.

306
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,764
Man, this is really good shit.

307
00:15:18,765 --> 00:15:20,966
So what if we took their side,
then?

308
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:24,035
What if we showed China
that we understand how they feel

309
00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:26,605
to be made fun of
on the Internet?

310
00:15:34,203 --> 00:15:36,738
Remember, write your story.

311
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:39,008
The script has to come
from your heart.

312
00:16:43,225 --> 00:16:45,526
Now I know how all the writers
in Hollywood feel.

313
00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:58,458
My goodness, Pooh,
China sure is a big p-p-place!

314
00:16:58,545 --> 00:17:00,539
Yes, Piglet, it is.

315
00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:04,469
Too big, I think,
to find what I need.

316
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,359
Excuse me.

317
00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:10,461
Would you happen to have
some honey?

318
00:17:14,539 --> 00:17:15,891
Bother.

319
00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:18,703
This just doesn't seem
a place for a bear.

320
00:17:18,891 --> 00:17:22,141
Wait! Pooh! L-L-Look!

321
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,266
Piglet!

322
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,844
What wonderful luck!

323
00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:29,852
What delicious honey!

324
00:17:31,411 --> 00:17:33,430
I would like to share, Piglet,

325
00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:37,070
perhaps I will share.

326
00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:40,992
In just a few more slurps
I can...

327
00:17:44,928 --> 00:17:49,891
W-W-What are you do...
What... No!

328
00:18:01,008 --> 00:18:02,616
I can't do it any more,
you guys.

329
00:18:02,641 --> 00:18:04,461
I can't even think
with the Chinese government

330
00:18:04,486 --> 00:18:05,985
censoring everything I write.

331
00:18:06,165 --> 00:18:09,100
So there's not gonna be
a biopic movie for us?

332
00:18:09,282 --> 00:18:11,150
It's so wrong, you know?

333
00:18:11,151 --> 00:18:12,818
I mean, we live in a time
where the only movies

334
00:18:12,819 --> 00:18:14,274
that us American kids go see

335
00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:15,967
are ones that are
approved by China.

336
00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:18,393
Yeah, it's like China
is the new MPAA.

337
00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:21,586
Stinks to say goodbye to all
that biopic money and glory.

338
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,289
We just got to face it.

339
00:18:23,314 --> 00:18:25,815
A death metal band is never
gonna make real money anymore.

340
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,476
The only band that would get
approved by China

341
00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:29,141
would be all vanilla and cheesy.

342
00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:31,625
I'm going to have to live on
that farm forever.

343
00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:39,654
Kyle!

344
00:18:39,679 --> 00:18:41,039
Dude, you're back!

345
00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:42,984
Yeah, the migrant detention camp
was cool

346
00:18:43,017 --> 00:18:44,793
but it kind of rubbed Kyle
the wrong way.

347
00:18:44,818 --> 00:18:46,685
Anything happen
while we were gone?

348
00:18:46,686 --> 00:18:49,722
Not really, we just almost had a
biopic made for our band but...

349
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,658
Wait a minute...
Wait. Vanilla and cheesy.

350
00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:54,602
I've got it!
I've got it!

351
00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:24,491
? Bang, bang

352
00:19:24,524 --> 00:19:25,758
? Bang, bang

353
00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:27,726
? Fingerbang, bang

354
00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:29,371
? Bang, bang, bang

355
00:19:29,396 --> 00:19:32,531
? I'm gonna fingerbang bang you
into my life ?

356
00:19:32,532 --> 00:19:36,135
? Girl, you like to fingerbang
and it's alright ?

357
00:19:36,221 --> 00:19:39,356
? 'Cause I'm the king of
fingerbang, let's not fight ?

358
00:19:39,619 --> 00:19:41,829
Cut. Cut!
Cut!

359
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:43,378
This is all wrong!

360
00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:45,854
No, it's good, kids.
They're loving it.

361
00:19:45,879 --> 00:19:47,917
Yeah, but I can't sell my soul
like this.

362
00:19:47,942 --> 00:19:50,692
I want to get away from that
farm. More than anything.

363
00:19:50,717 --> 00:19:52,551
But it's not worth living in
a world where China

364
00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:54,220
controls my country's art.

365
00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:58,433
I don't care
how many people you have.

366
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,792
I've got something in me
that just won't

367
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,315
let me be a part of all this.

368
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,571
Yeah. Whatever it is,
I've got it too!

369
00:20:03,596 --> 00:20:04,897
All: Yeah!

370
00:20:04,898 --> 00:20:06,924
I want to be proud
of who we are, guys.

371
00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:08,850
And anybody who would
betray their ideals

372
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,643
just to make money in China
isn't worth a lick of spit.

373
00:20:13,807 --> 00:20:16,742
Us Chinese people
have always liked things

374
00:20:16,743 --> 00:20:18,411
the old-fashioned way.

375
00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:20,698
We like things a little simpler,

376
00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:22,339
a little quieter.

377
00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:24,550
And now, there's a new weed

378
00:20:24,551 --> 00:20:27,432
that goes along with
China's beating heart.

379
00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:31,018
Because after a hard day
of forced labor,

380
00:20:31,318 --> 00:20:33,909
or gettin' beat for
criticizing the government,

381
00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:36,328
we all could use a little time

382
00:20:36,329 --> 00:20:39,331
with some good ol'
Rocky Mountain weed.

383
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,701
It's the soul of
the American West,

384
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,937
right here in mother China.

385
00:20:44,938 --> 00:20:47,346
All hail the Communist Party.

386
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,956
And all hail Tegridy Weed.

387
00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:11,141
Well, gang, looks like
the family business

388
00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:13,309
is starting to really
turn the corner.

389
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,501
I don't know about you,
but I for one

390
00:21:15,502 --> 00:21:18,237
think the world is going to be
a better and safer place

391
00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:21,149
now that China
finally has Tegridy.

392
00:21:22,335 --> 00:21:24,423
Dad, why are you covered in
honey and blood?

393
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,228
Dad, did you kill
Winnie the Pooh?

394
00:21:28,736 --> 00:21:30,170
Winnie the Pooh,
Winnie the Pooh...

395
00:21:30,195 --> 00:21:32,282
Yeah, I did
kill Winnie the Pooh.

396
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,751
Where are you going, Stan?

397
00:21:34,776 --> 00:21:36,773
I'm going to go write
another song about you.

398
00:21:36,798 --> 00:21:38,118
Oooh, about me?!

399
00:21:38,143 --> 00:21:40,720
Make sure it talks about me
bringing Tegridy to China!

400
00:21:40,744 --> 00:21:45,101
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