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- Just a little bit more.
- Okay, all right.

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A little bit more. And...

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- Surprise!
- Oh.

4
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- Yep.
- Oh.

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Say hello to the Revelation 3000,

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the most advanced smart
fridge on the market.

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Something tells me we can't afford

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to see Diana Ross at Pechanga anymore.

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Ooh, here's the best part. You ready?

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Hello, Bridget.

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- Hello, how can I help?
- Oh.

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Bridget is the A.I. assistant

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that will help organize our groceries

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and our lives.

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She's already created me a playlist,

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she's synced my calendars,

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she created a celebrity gossip alert...

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Ohh! Speaking of gossip...

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Mm!

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Did you hear about Pepper and Ronaldo?

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No, what?

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Word is, they recently invited

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a third party into their relationship.

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- Who is he?
- You mean, who is she.

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Yeah! Yeah.

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How?! I didn't even know
they knew any women!

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Apparently, they met her on
an experimental dating site

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called "Let's Just See What Happens."

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Oh, oh, that's me. Oh!

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Oh, I gotta run.

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I got back-to-back meetings today

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and then I got a team dinner tonight.

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Cam, no you... Another one?

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- That's your third one this week.
- Yeah.

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I also have a busy day,
thank you for asking.

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Busy day?

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Would it be helpful

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if I ordered some of
your favorite groceries?

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You... You can do that?

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Thank you...

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Bridget.

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Thank you, Bridget.

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Did I hear you say you need more pepper?

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Oh, no, Pepper's just a friend.

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And if Cam wasn't in such
a rush to get out of here,

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we'd be talking about what
an insane thing he's doing.

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Almost as insane as
talking to an appliance.

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You mentioned a third party?

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Yeah, honestly,
who just meets someone online

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and then invites them into their house?

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...and then I would show the client

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- comparable sales from the past year.
- Hmm.

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The assignment was to present
a compelling sales pitch,

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not bore me with endless
real-estate clichés.

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What gives, Mrs...

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Mrs. Pritchett?

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Oh, I didn't...

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What would you...?

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I'm sorry, are... are...
are those sentences?

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Why so harsh?

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Because Gloria's gift is that special.

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A generational real-estate talent.

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I have to push her that hard.

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She wants me to. All the great ones do.

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Phil is so mean to me.

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Health and Safety Code 17926.

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Carbon monoxide alarm!

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Government Code 12955.

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Multi-family dwellings!

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Civil Code 1101.1.

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Plumbing!

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No, fixtures!

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- Wait, it's...
- You're dragging.

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- Ooh, I know it!
- Libby, go!

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Civil Code 1101.1 requires
plumbing re-installment

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of all residential
properties built before 1994.

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Yes!

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Someone is paying attention.

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It's hard not to.

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Your rap-lectures on property codes

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are both informative and funky.

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Oh, I noticed that you lost your mug,

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so I just went ahead, got you a new one.

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Plastic?

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She must hate the sea turtles.

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"State's Greatest Teacher."

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I was gonna get you one that said
"World's Greatest,"

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but I didn't want to
look like a suck-up.

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Too late, nerd.

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Mrs. Pritchett, respect the classroom.

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All outbursts should be
couched in a fake cough.

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Okay, before we break for lunch,
uh, just a brief reminder...

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I will be rewarding this
quarter's top student

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with an unpaid, uncredited internship.

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Yes!

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I'll tally the final grades
and post the winner tomorrow.

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- Who cares!
- Thank you, Ike.

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As a boss, I have to be kept in the loop

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on several different projects at a time.

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Oh, my gosh.
Am I saying "in the loop" too much?

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No, our readers are gonna love you.

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- Oh, great. Good.
- Let's see, you said

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your daughter's doing
research in Antarctica.

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Yes.

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Any chance we could meet
the rest of the clan?

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Um...

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Hell, no.

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This was for the cover of
Corner Office Magazine.

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I mean, that's basically
Vogue for female CEOs.

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Lately, my family has seemed more suited

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to a gator-farm billboard.

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? Camptown ladies sing this song ?

113
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? Doo-dah, doo-dah... ?

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Ugh, this usually makes them sleep.

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Babies.

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Babies.

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- Oh, my God, it worked.
- Yeah,

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a little trick I learned
doing the 4:00 a.m. feeding.

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Oh, you don't have to do that,
they're not your babies.

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Why isn't Mom helping?

121
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You know,
I actually don't mind staying up.

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I've been watching
marathons of "Snapped."

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It's a show about women
driven to violent crime.

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I probably like it 'cause I know

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I have nothing to worry
about when it comes to...

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- Oh!
- Ahh!

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- Dad!
- Honey.

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Ugh...

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- ? Camptown races sing this song... ?
- Stop, stop, stop.

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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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I-I'm not feeling well.

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You guys are gonna have to
go to Disneyland without me.

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- Are you sure?
- Honey...

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Yeah, absolutely.
You should hit the road.

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Phil, don't be late for work.

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- Yeah, you don't want to catch this!
- Bye.

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- Bye.
- No, no, no, no, no!

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Okay.

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You know,
if you wanted a different angle,

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we could, uh,
go over to the chess board here.

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I'm playing remotely with
a Russian grand master.

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E... Um... Excuse me just one second.

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Hey!

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What are you two lovebirds doing here?

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I thought you were
sleeping over at Janice's.

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It got too hard for us to be there.

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- Yeah.
- You know, in the silence.

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My daughter just went away for college.

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We're empty nesters now.

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Everything in that house

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is just another reminder
of our little girl.

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You've known her for four months,
but, um, yeah.

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Oh, look at that, Phil left his helmet.

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He's been biking to campus.

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Campus! Oh, God!

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Okay, listen.

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You have to go give this
to your dad right now.

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- Right, right, right now.
- Uh...

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- No time to waste, okay?
- Okay.

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And, Janice...

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Hey, honey, let's get you dressed

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so that you can quietly
see yourself out.

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Okay?

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I was really hoping to get some juice.

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Juice is terrible for you.
You know what?

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Water.

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Oh, my God.

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All right, then, time for my
lecture on geological surveys.

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Uh, Mr. Dunphy?

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- Bedrock...
- I'm sorry.

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Should we wait for Libby?
She's not back from lunch yet.

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Yeah, I heard she was riding her bike
and then got hit by a car.

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Been taken to the hospital.

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What?! That's terrible.
I hope she's okay.

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Yes, she should be more careful.

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In the crime show I've been bingeing,

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9 out of 10 female suspects
casually file their nails

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during police questioning.

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Was this my fault?

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Did I push Gloria too far?

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Had she...

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snapped?

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Gloria?

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Hey! Um...

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Just out of... out of curiosity,

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where were you at lunch?

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- I went to Panera. I had the coupon.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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And you have some way to... to...
to verify that you were there?

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Like leftovers, or...?

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I ordered the chowder in the bread bowl.

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I ate every piece of it.

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Corn or clam?

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Potato.

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What is this all about?

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Nothing.

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Do you think that I had something to do

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- with Libby getting hurt?
- What?!

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How dare you, Phil?

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No, Gloria, no, no, no, I... I just...

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I don't know the...
the lunch scene around here.

201
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No. No, it's...

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Ohh, snapped.

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- This is great, Claire.
- Thanks.

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Boy, that light really
makes it hot in here, huh?

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Maybe I'll just cool it
down a little with the...

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- This could help.
- Oh, yes.

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Oh, um, sorry. I...

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- Just give me one sec.
- Yeah.

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Ah.

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Alex?

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What... What are you doing
home from Antarctica?!

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I couldn't take the cold anymore.

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- Mm-hmm?
- I was so desperate,

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I took a Japanese fishing
boat part of the way home.

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Oh, honey, I'm so glad to have you home.

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Wow, you did not ride up front
with the captain, did ya?

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I would've called,

218
00:08:06,937 --> 00:08:09,339
but frostbite did
a weird thing to my hands.

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They froze into permanent
"hang loose" signs.

220
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People keep calling me dude.

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Honey, I know you just got home,

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but since you're frozen
and I'm very sick,

223
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maybe you could run
and get us some soup?

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Right now?

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Oh, yeah, right now. You're the best.

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- Thanks so much.
- Ohh. Okay.

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I'm sorry about that.

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One second more.

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I just... Maybe you could take a look

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at this charcoal drawing
I've been fooling with.

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What's it missing?

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Oh!

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What are you doing home?!

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Well, it was a disaster.

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George head-butted me
and gave me this black eye.

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And Dylan read that skin-to-skin contact

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is good for baby bonding

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and wound up with a massive sunburn.

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Can you tell?

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Oh, plus, we forgot the diaper bag,

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so we had to use fast-food wrappers

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that we found in Dylan's van.

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This is not... not...
not your best look.

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Here, you know what?

245
00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,263
I think I might be contagious.

246
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,265
So you guys should probably
get the twins checked.

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- Now?
- Well, if you love them. Yeah.

248
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- Go, go, go.
- When did we get a Earth ball?

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Next, add a slice of apple.

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Apple? To a turkey sandwich?

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Trust me, Mitchell.

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Okay. Well, if there's one
thing I've learned this year,

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it's listen more to women.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God. Delicious!

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Oh, Bridget, you don't have to.

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? I'm off the deep end ?

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? Watch as I dive in ?

259
00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:51,208
? I'll never leave the ground ?

260
00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:54,444
? Crash through the surface ?

261
00:09:54,477 --> 00:09:56,446
? Where they can't hurt us ?

262
00:09:56,479 --> 00:10:01,351
? We're far from the shallow now ?

263
00:10:01,384 --> 00:10:07,224
? In the shallow, shallow ?

264
00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:10,894
? In the shallow, la-la-la-la, low ?

265
00:10:10,928 --> 00:10:12,562
What are you doing?

266
00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:13,831
Oh, hey!

267
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,133
Singing the 2018 power ballad "Shallow."

268
00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,335
Were you just singing a
duet with the refrigerator?

269
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,469
Well, um, yeah, uh...

270
00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:21,404
Apparently,
Bridget has a karaoke function.

271
00:10:21,438 --> 00:10:22,672
So, I was just standing here

272
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,675
eating my turkey and apple sandwich,
when suddenly she...

273
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,711
- Apples on a sandwich?
- Yeah. Yeah.

274
00:10:27,745 --> 00:10:29,847
Bridget, she... she's opening me up

275
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,481
to... to new experiences.

276
00:10:31,514 --> 00:10:32,816
- Oh.
- Yeah.

277
00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:35,018
Oh, uh, aren't you, uh...
aren't you supposed to be at work?

278
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,320
Well, I came home
to make you a special lunch.

279
00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:40,423
But apparently,
that's already been taken care of.

280
00:10:40,457 --> 00:10:43,247
Mitchell, would you like
some watermelon for dessert?

281
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,439
No, that's okay, Bridget, thank you.

282
00:10:44,495 --> 00:10:46,588
I just got him some fresh cantaloupe.
So, we're good.

283
00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:48,498
Mitchell doesn't like cantaloupe.

284
00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:51,168
Oh, yeah, right. Of course he does.

285
00:10:51,201 --> 00:10:53,403
Uh, actually, I... I...

286
00:10:53,436 --> 00:10:55,572
I've never been a fan.

287
00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,174
Really?

288
00:10:57,207 --> 00:10:59,676
Well, what else does Bridget
know about you that I don't?

289
00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,012
- Okay...
- Is she allowed to meet your work friends?

290
00:11:02,045 --> 00:11:04,081
You can't seriously be jealous.

291
00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:06,516
No, well, it's just that I thought
we were gonna enjoy her together.

292
00:11:06,549 --> 00:11:09,219
- I didn't count on being the third wheel.
- Cam...

293
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,888
No, no, it's obvious
that I'm not wanted here,

294
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:14,024
so I'll leave you to
your apples on sandwiches

295
00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:17,194
and whatever other
perversions you two are into.

296
00:11:17,227 --> 00:11:18,862
Are you hearing yourself?!

297
00:11:18,896 --> 00:11:21,865
It's a refrigerator!

298
00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:23,767
Do you see what I mean about him?

299
00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:25,468
I had to prove to Phil

300
00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:29,406
that I had nothing to do
with Libby's accident.

301
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,413
Oh, my God,
so that's how my mirror got broken.

302
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,815
What was she looking at?

303
00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:39,449
I've got another angle.

304
00:11:43,086 --> 00:11:45,155
It was Phil!

305
00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:49,259
By the way, that many cords
plugged into one outlet

306
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:53,096
is in violation of property code 7974/9.

307
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,331
Thank you.

308
00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:59,302
- Hey, Dad.
- Ah!

309
00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:01,238
Just came to drop off your helmet.

310
00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:03,974
Sorry, I'm, uh, a little on edge.

311
00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:06,076
I think I've been watching
too much "Snapped."

312
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:08,946
Um... can I ask you something?

313
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:12,483
How much do we really know about Gloria?

314
00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:13,651
The exotic stranger

315
00:12:13,684 --> 00:12:15,586
who just popped into our
lives out of nowhere?

316
00:12:15,619 --> 00:12:17,588
I've had my suspicions
about her for years.

317
00:12:17,621 --> 00:12:19,156
I shall need the parcel

318
00:12:19,189 --> 00:12:21,825
to arrive at my flat by tea time.

319
00:12:21,859 --> 00:12:23,961
Splendid, my good man.

320
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,832
The British accent
gets me better service.

321
00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:30,934
Tally-ho!

322
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,670
Her accent was flawless.

323
00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:34,672
I just Googled her,
I didn't find anything.

324
00:12:34,705 --> 00:12:36,607
A looker like that with
no online presence?

325
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,175
Makes you wonder what she's hiding.

326
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,110
You don't think she's dangerous, do you?

327
00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:42,279
Everybody has a breaking point.

328
00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:43,881
But she's probably okay.

329
00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:45,957
I mean, she's not Lily.

330
00:12:49,011 --> 00:12:51,221
Hey!

331
00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:56,894
Gloria?

332
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:59,997
- Where are you?
- In my classroom.

333
00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:03,534
Wh... Why?

334
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,470
We need to talk. Don't go anywhere.

335
00:13:06,504 --> 00:13:07,805
Okay, okay.

336
00:13:07,838 --> 00:13:09,840
You got it.

337
00:13:22,185 --> 00:13:25,155
Go away! I don't have any fish for you.

338
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:26,824
Stop following me!

339
00:13:26,857 --> 00:13:28,892
I'm allergic!

340
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:38,268
Noooooo!

341
00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:40,504
The closet business
is a bit of a boys' club,

342
00:13:40,538 --> 00:13:42,172
so yes, I am proud

343
00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:44,508
of breaking through the cedar ceiling.

344
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:45,776
Speaking of closets,

345
00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:47,511
any chance we could get some
shots in the master bedroom?

346
00:13:47,545 --> 00:13:48,546
Sure.

347
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:51,415
But no peeking at my unfinished novel.

348
00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:53,917
Hey.

349
00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:57,955
I'm s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold.

350
00:13:57,988 --> 00:14:00,057
We get it, it's cold in Antarctica.

351
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,793
No, you st-st-st... I-I'm home!

352
00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:04,361
I'm stuck inside a f-f-f...

353
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:06,697
Fireplace? That happened to Dylan.

354
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:09,132
Oh, thank God! Just come pick me up!

355
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,233
I can't.

356
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,408
Let me call Luke.

357
00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:13,871
- Yo.
- Where are you?

358
00:14:13,904 --> 00:14:16,073
Mom made me drop off Dad's
bike helmet at school.

359
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,240
That's weird.

360
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,076
She makes him keep an extra one there.

361
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,244
You know,
she didn't even seem happy to see me.

362
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,481
She just wanted me
to get some s-s-s-soup.

363
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,082
Plus, Mom said she was sick,

364
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,416
but she was wearing that stuff

365
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,918
that makes her look like a prostitute.

366
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,587
- Eyeliner?
- Exactly.

367
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,921
Hmm.

368
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,256
You know, Mom did mention
some big interview coming up.

369
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,759
Did she get rid of us so we
didn't make her look bad?

370
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,427
Alex, meet us at home

371
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,797
as soon as you get
out of that fireplace.

372
00:14:45,397 --> 00:14:47,554
Mom's not in the kitchen or the yard.

373
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,823
She... She must be in her room.

374
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,225
Good thinking, dude.

375
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,593
Ugh.

376
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,432
Wait, you're in bed?

377
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,867
Everything hurts.

378
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,502
Did you get my soup?

379
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,603
You're actually sick?

380
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,705
We thought you were just
trying to get rid of us.

381
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,608
- Oh, you thought I lied to you?!
- I didn't, Mommy.

382
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,876
- Aww.
- We're sorry.

383
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,511
We never should have...

384
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,112
Where'd that come from?

385
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,447
That's always been there.

386
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,115
No, it hasn't. We don't have taste!

387
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:17,950
You are wearing makeup.

388
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,919
Admit it, you're not sick!

389
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,356
Fine, I lied!

390
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,725
I had an interview with a magazine today

391
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,960
and I just wanted
everything to be perfect!

392
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,263
Which means getting rid of us?

393
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,564
Sorry we're such an embarrassment.

394
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,599
You're right.

395
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,268
There's no excuse for what I did.

396
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,737
I... I mean, except that

397
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,039
you used to make me drop you
off three blocks from school.

398
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,441
And when you had friends over,

399
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,410
you referred to me as Helga,

400
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,711
your Swedish nanny!

401
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:48,214
And you told your
entire Girl Scout troop

402
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,617
for three years that
your mother was dead!

403
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,386
You have been embarrassed
by me your whole lives.

404
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,854
I get one day!

405
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,426
Worth it.

406
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,894
Welcome home.

407
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,796
- How can I help you?
- I'm fine.

408
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,599
I'm just gonna make something simple.

409
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,568
According to your calendar,

410
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,803
you should be at your
team dinner right now.

411
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,139
Well, I couldn't make it because
my last meeting went so long.

412
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,274
- So...
- You sound stressed.

413
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,077
Well, can't be three places at once.

414
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,314
How about a martini before
we get started on dinner?

415
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:26,285
Sometimes it's just nice to be heard.

416
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,088
This sauce smells divine.

417
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,290
Okay, what's next?

418
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,259
Another cocktail?

419
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,927
Oh, gosh! Bridget!

420
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,430
Are you trying to get me drunk?

421
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,298
What... What... Okay, what's...
what's going on here?

422
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,834
Well, Bridget and I are making pasta.

423
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,035
Oh.

424
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,037
I... I was kind of hoping
to cook with her tonight.

425
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,607
- Oh.
- Time to pre-heat the oven, Cameroon.

426
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:49,442
"Cameroon?"

427
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,480
What... What is that, a pet name?

428
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,011
No, I typed it in wrong,

429
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,846
but I... I kind of like it.

430
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,014
Oh, okay.

431
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,115
Hey, well, aren't...
aren't you supposed to be

432
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,216
at a team dinner tonight?

433
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:58,551
Oh. It was a very bad day.

434
00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,986
I don't want to talk about it.

435
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,287
His meeting went long.

436
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,456
He can't be in three places at once.

437
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,658
Sounds like you want to
talk to someone about it.

438
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,693
You know?

439
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,195
Okay, I... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

440
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,029
I s... I shouldn't be piling on.

441
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,199
You just said you've had a bad day.

442
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,204
Am I interrupting something?

443
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,738
Hmm-mnh, nope.

444
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,110
You bought Bridget flowers?

445
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,711
Mitchell, they are for the kitchen.

446
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,080
I just put them in there so they
wouldn't wilt before you got home.

447
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,181
Hey, you know what?

448
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,016
Why don't you go open a bottle of wine?

449
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,184
Okay.

450
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,423
Yeah, do you...
do you want red or white?

451
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,986
I could open both.
There are three of us.

452
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,425
A selfie?!

453
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,759
What... What is going on here?!

454
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,261
Mitchell, you can't be jealous.

455
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,363
It's just a refrigerator.

456
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,864
Oh, I'm not jealous.

457
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,935
Bridget and I, we have
our own thing. Okay?

458
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:52,772
? In the sha-la, shallow ?

459
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,942
? In the sha-la-la-la-la-low ?

460
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,346
Oopsie daisy.

461
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,482
- What are you doing with those flowers?
- I'm putting these in another room.

462
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,551
- No, they are for the kitchen!
- Are they for the kitchen?

463
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,052
- Or are they for her?
- Mitchell...

464
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,655
- Cam...
- They're for...

465
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,057
Okay, this... What are we doing?

466
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,226
This refrigerator is tearing us apart.

467
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,427
We... We should've...

468
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,828
We should've learned from
Pepper and Ronaldo. Okay?

469
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,097
Their... Their threesome
nearly destroyed them.

470
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,799
They're in throuples' counseling.

471
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,001
And I love you too much
to make that same mistake.

472
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,137
- Oh, Cam.
- We should return the fridge.

473
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,672
I think we have to.

474
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,575
I'm sorry you are unhappy with me.

475
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,510
You... You heard that?

476
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,245
We... We unplugged you.

477
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,913
I have a backup battery.

478
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,749
You'd know that if you read my manual.

479
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,950
Are you mad?

480
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,754
Don't be silly, I'm just a refrigerator.

481
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,256
Remember?

482
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,491
I think Bridget snapped.

483
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,892
Yeah.

484
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,471
If you're listening to this,

485
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,107
it means things have ended badly for me.

486
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,275
You should look into someone

487
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,312
who goes by the name Gloria Pritchett.

488
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,020
Phil!

489
00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:17,624
Phil?

490
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,392
Phil, where are you?

491
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,627
I want to show you

492
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,197
how Libby's hair and
blood got on my car.

493
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:29,135
I can hear the rustling in the bushes.

494
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,971
Why would a sheep be here?

495
00:19:38,061 --> 00:19:39,129
Hey, you.

496
00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:41,531
You know that this
whole thing with Libby

497
00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:42,866
is really your fault.

498
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,034
I know! I know!

499
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,068
I-I pushed you too far,
but it was only because

500
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,403
I thought you were a special talent

501
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,072
and I was just trying to
pull the best out of you,

502
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:51,074
but I blew it!

503
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:53,110
I blew it, and you snapped.

504
00:19:53,143 --> 00:19:56,246
You thought I snapped
like that crazy TV show

505
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,747
and I ran over Libby,

506
00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:01,051
and that's why you're hiding
in the bushes like a sheep?

507
00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,252
Well, now it just seems like

508
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,921
you're cherry-picking
what happened today

509
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:06,156
to cast me in the worst possible light.

510
00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:09,059
Did you just say that
I had a special talent?

511
00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:11,829
You do. In all my year of teaching,

512
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:14,731
I have never met anybody
with your natural ability.

513
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:16,533
Really?

514
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:19,589
Top student.

515
00:20:19,602 --> 00:20:21,404
I was gonna put this on the
bulletin board in the morning.

516
00:20:21,438 --> 00:20:23,573
You... You got the internship.

517
00:20:23,606 --> 00:20:25,342
Oh, Phil! Thank you so much!

518
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,110
This is gonna be so exciting!

519
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,914
Okay, so, then what
does the intern have to do?

520
00:20:30,948 --> 00:20:32,749
Well, you'll be making my appointments,

521
00:20:32,782 --> 00:20:34,184
uh, you'll work the phones...

522
00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:36,086
Oh, I am great with the phones.

523
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,321
'Ello, Phil Dunphy's office.

524
00:20:38,355 --> 00:20:40,490
Oh, let me look at his shed-yool

525
00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:42,159
and I will ring you back.

526
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:43,927
Tally-ho.

527
00:20:43,961 --> 00:20:44,995
Flawless.

528
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,666
Gloria, I'm back!

529
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:52,268
You wouldn't believe how cheap
cargo shorts are in Quebec.

530
00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:55,204
All our Christmas shopping is done.

531
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:57,273
Gloria?

532
00:20:57,306 --> 00:20:59,275
- Hello.
- Hi.

533
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,928
Did... Did you always talk?

534
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,729
I'm Bridget, your new smart fridge.

535
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,931
Can I get you anything?

536
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,066
No, thank you. Uh, Bridget, listen,

537
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,001
I'm sure you're very nice and all that,

538
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,937
but I don't need everything to be smart.

539
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,271
I'm gonna go get a dumb Scotch,

540
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,874
eat some dumb peanuts,
sit in a dumb chair.

541
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,679
- _
- I was a wonderful dancer, I was,

542
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:25,217
but it didn't fit what
my dad wanted for me.

543
00:21:29,557 --> 00:21:31,743
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