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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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D'oh!

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Fold down that...

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and then up that...

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and this and over there

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and you have a beautiful swan!

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What the...?!

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This is Anger Watkins, and
you're watching basic cable's

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angriest sports show.

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Folks, this is difficult to say,

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but, today, I'm angry!

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I like how angry he is.

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I want to broach a topic

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that no one else has the
airtime to fill to discuss.

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Greatest of All Time.

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LeBron, Kobe or MJ?

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I'll tell you why you're all wrong!

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Let's open the lines.

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The producer says I'm gonna go on.

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Please, Sports Jesus,

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guide my blather.

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Welcome to Rage Nation.

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What the hell is your problem?

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Uh, first-time listener,

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long-time caller.

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So, I, uh...

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Give me a take!

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Anger needs a take.

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Who is number one?

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Uh, John Stockton!

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John Stockton?!

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We're trying to have
our daily conversation

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in which we rank
and re-rank three demigods,

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and you bring John "Never Won
a Title" Stockton into the mix?!

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Shame! For shame!

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Homer, you got flushed.

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A man who don't know sports,

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um, he ain't much of a man.

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You're nothing to me now.
Just a husband and father.

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Stupid Anger Watkins

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flushing me with an audio effect.

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Why not eat your feelings
with a cheer-up kebab?

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Let's see. Pizza slice,

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summer sausage...

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Here you go.

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It was only a dumb call-in show.

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Easy for you to say.

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If that jerk
didn't like your sports notions,

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listen to someone else.

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The Internet's full
of homemade sports shows.

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Anyone could put one on,

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- I mean, even...
- Don't say "you."

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Don't say "you."

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Even you.

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Damn it.

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Oh, yes. Of course!

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An Internet sports talk show!

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But where could I find a host

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who thinks all my opinions are great?

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Me.

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Marge, prepare a congratulations kebab.

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These are hard as rocks.

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Food fight!

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Uh, this calls for massive retaliation.

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Use your quadratic equations, men.

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Oh, my God. I'm having a flashback.

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Good Lord, I'm reliving
the Tot Offensive.

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Skinner...

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I'll Heimlich you, sir.

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Just be still so I can embrace
you from behind.

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Get... off... me.

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Shh, you're safe now.

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Now, which of you little
hoodlums tossed the first tot?

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- The nerd did it.
- Principal Skinner,

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it wasn't me. It was physics.

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Is this true, Fizix?

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I would've thought better of a
Turkemenistani exchange student.

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Ah! I had nothing to do with it.

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I came to this country
to escape food-based violence.

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Lisa, one week's detention.

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Welcome to Walkoff Homer!

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This is Homer Simpson,

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the rudest dude on the InnerTube.

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They say Muhammad Ali
was the greatest of all time,

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but he never fought Cassius Clay.

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What was he afraid of?

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Boom! Hot take.

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And how come, in basketball,

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they use the basket all the time

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but you could literally play
football without any feet?

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This show sucks.

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I can't believe he's wasting
Flanders' Wi-Fi on this.

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Here's a few things that bug me.

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How can they call traveling
on a home team?

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Why is soccer so stupid?

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How can they play hockey in a garden?

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Why can't golfers carry their own clubs?

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Lazy jerks.

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"Moose Poo"?!

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Why, you hilarious...

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Eat Sunset Rose!

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Semi-gloss.

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Seed bell?

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Like that's gonna stop me.

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Huh?

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Oh, so cute!

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Look at...

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Oh, my face! My face!

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What the hell's so funny?

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We must come together...

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to lower our carbon...

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- Stupid boy.
- Dumb dad.

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First, he ruins my life.

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- Then he ruins my livestream.
- Me ruining his show was

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- the only good part of his show.
- I'm gonna change the NHL with my idea

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Fat goalie was his only good take.

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- for morbidly obese goalies.
- Should've led with it.

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Hello. #FirstImpression.

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Oh, my God, a hipster!

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Marge, bring him a microbrew!

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- Quick!
- I'm on it!

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Ah...

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The alluvial hops really bring
out the riparian bitterness.

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He likes it.

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- I think.
- I did like it.

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My name's Warburton Parker.

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I'm a stranger to you.
Why should you listen to me?

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- You don't know my backstory.
- Mm-hmm.

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Well, here it is... colon...

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as a child,
my only friend was my computer.

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I was teased every day.

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Then I became a pro snowboarder,

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married a supermodel, went into tech,

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made a fortune, bought the factories

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where the kids who teased me's
parents worked

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and shut the factories down.

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Do you have a backstory?

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Once, when I was six, I ate a radio.

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I like you,

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but that won't get in the way.

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Let me cut to the chase.

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I make money from viral videos.

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And you two have gone viral.

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"Raccoon in a revolving door" viral.

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You're right to dance in such a fashion.

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Because I'll show you how to make videos

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that will make you rich.

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And me richer.

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And me richest.

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What are you doing here?

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I get an alert
whenever anyone's getting rich.

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Wow. 5.million views!

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Wow! Good, not great.

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That's the population of Colorado.

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Is that the Broncos one?

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- It is.
- Aw.

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The question is,
how much money have you made?

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Let's see. Uh, third quarter take...

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- Factor in overhead.
- Of course.

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- Overhead.
- Projections.

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Apples to apples.

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Figure net profit.

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Got it. Nothing.

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The question was rhetorical, you idiots.

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Sorry about the "idiots" thing.

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But what you need to do is monetize.

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- Monetize! Monetize!
- Monetize! Monetize!

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Monorail. Monorail.

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Wait, what are we talking about?

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Perhaps you are familiar

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with the greatest viral video
of all time,

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"Monkey smells finger
and falls out of tree."

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Hmm. No, I've never seen...

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Oh, my... Oh...

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Oh, that monkey!

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And the-the monkey!

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He smelled his finger.

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Then boom!

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Smell.

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That monkey and that monkey's estate

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made zero dollars.

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Even less in monkey dollars.

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If he had signed with me,

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I mean, just hypothetically,

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there would be... oh, I don't know...

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Monkey Finger Sniff T-shirts,

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Monkey Finger Sniff Finger Wipes,

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Monkey Finger Sniff sponsorships

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and a spot on Weekend Update on SNL.

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Host, Rami Malek or better.

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Musical guest, Pitbull.

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What this monkey didn't sniff
was opportunity.

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In the next five minutes,
you'll get more views

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than the entire rebooted Murphy Brown.

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Ugh, such high hopes.

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Not the same without Eldin.

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Now, this fight, you're
gonna get kickback from...

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- Duff Beer?
- Look at your shirt.

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Oh!

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Label to camera.

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Hey, label to camera.

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They're gonna love this publicity.

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You guys just earned your first quarter.

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First quarter revenue?

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No. First quarter, like the coin.

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Halt and Catch Fire, boy!

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Silicon Valley!

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How the Web Was Won.

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I'll give you another quarter
to shut up.

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Monetize.

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Look at us,

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the bully,

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the princess, more bullies,

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the Ralph and me, the
smart kid no one gets.

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Yet, maybe, by the end of the day,

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I'll realize this is just what I needed.

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This is what I needed
to break through the...

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Lisa, you don't belong here.

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Oh, thank God. So long, delinquents!

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Your detention is being held in
our new facility, the R.O.C.C.

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Welcome to the Remote On-site
Correctional Center.

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How can something be both remote
and on-site?

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All right, wisenheimer.

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You just earned yourself
a day in the hole.

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The Holistic Obstinance
Lessening Environment.

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Uh-oh.

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There's nothing in here
but old Goosebumps books.

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Fine. Read those.

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They aren't scary. They aren't scary!

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What happened to regular detention?

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Well, because we could no longer afford

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any after-school activity,

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the school district has
outsourced detention.

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Welcome to Misbehavior Solutions,

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a Torture 500 company.

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You privatized detention?

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Lisa, you have to understand.

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Anyone who's done anything remotely poor

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is in private prison.

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Oh, did I say "poor"? I meant wrong.

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No more questions.

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So, how's the monetizing going?

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Pick a hand.

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Pick again.

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Not the same hand.

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I'm not a magician.
It's in the other hand.

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Please pick the other hand.

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All right, I'm just gonna
show you the check.

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Oh, my God!

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$5,000!

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This will come in handy
when I buy a boat!

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Now, for the really big money,
I sold the location rights

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- to your next fight.
- Huh?

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No, no, no. This needs
to be a discussion.

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It's here in this
fried chicken restaurant.

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End of discussion.

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You see, this place
has an image problem.

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They've had nine salmonella deaths

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and one fried pinky in the past week.

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Mmm...

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Salmon-ella.

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So they want you two... you and you...

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to change the conversation.

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If there's a regional,
casual dining chain

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that needs my help, I'm there!

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My heroes.

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Okay, kind of, you know, fake nibble.

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- Pretend you're enjoying the thighs.
- I am.

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00:12:10,516 --> 00:12:11,548
Uh, they're made of wax.

270
00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,384
Whatever. I'm on my fourth bucket.

271
00:12:13,486 --> 00:12:15,486
Sad. Okay, just action.

272
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:19,423
Why, you little...

273
00:12:21,394 --> 00:12:23,360
And escalate and escalate.

274
00:12:23,462 --> 00:12:25,329
Views, views, views.

275
00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:27,431
Yes!

276
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:30,167
Feel the burn. Literally sit in it.

277
00:12:30,269 --> 00:12:32,236
Would you like some onion rings?

278
00:12:32,338 --> 00:12:33,992
I don't see why not.

279
00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:37,608
Ah. Beautiful.

280
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,444
Look at those view numbers fly.

281
00:12:40,546 --> 00:12:42,212
I-I shouldn't say this.

282
00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:43,414
No, I-I'm gonna say it.

283
00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:45,215
Okay, I say it a lot.

284
00:12:45,317 --> 00:12:49,353
You two are more beloved
than Marathon-Diarrhea Guy.

285
00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:52,222
- I love that guy.
- Best guy.

286
00:12:52,324 --> 00:12:54,425
We have so many sick
sponsored fights lined up.

287
00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:56,527
We're gonna make
Marathon-Diarrhea Guy look

288
00:12:56,629 --> 00:12:58,529
like Dog on Washing Machine.

289
00:12:58,631 --> 00:13:02,166
- I love that dog!
- Best dog.

290
00:13:04,503 --> 00:13:07,104
Violence is the best.

291
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:09,339
Dad, you're holding my hand.

292
00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:11,108
Is that weird?

293
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,276
I've seen it in books.

294
00:13:12,378 --> 00:13:15,112
Say, boy, can I buy you a...?

295
00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:17,581
Nah, I'm good, but thanks.

296
00:13:17,683 --> 00:13:19,450
Give me a Duff, Moe.

297
00:13:19,552 --> 00:13:21,518
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Your money's no good here.

298
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:24,288
You're a celebrity now, Mr. YouTube.

299
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,290
The biggest one this bar has seen

300
00:13:26,392 --> 00:13:28,525
since the snake
that ate three pool balls.

301
00:13:28,627 --> 00:13:31,195
Got a picture of that. See it?

302
00:13:31,297 --> 00:13:32,463
Anything I can do for you.

303
00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:34,298
Anything. You just name it.

304
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,400
Well, little more
than I thought you'd ask for,

305
00:13:36,502 --> 00:13:38,368
but, uh, no, I respect the greed.

306
00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:40,370
Now I'm going back to my people.

307
00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:42,306
Hey, how you doing?

308
00:13:45,578 --> 00:13:49,179
It's that kid from YouTube!

309
00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:52,549
You, my friend, are getting an escort.

310
00:13:52,651 --> 00:13:56,420
Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah.

311
00:13:56,522 --> 00:13:58,255
Aw, isn't that cute?

312
00:13:58,357 --> 00:14:01,291
Let's give the biggest one a gun
and take the week off.

313
00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:06,196
Milhouse, why are you in detention?

314
00:14:06,298 --> 00:14:08,432
For using the metric side of my ruler.

315
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:11,201
That seems pretty arbitrary.

316
00:14:11,303 --> 00:14:13,270
Uh, why am I here?

317
00:14:13,372 --> 00:14:16,473
All I did was wear swim trunks
in the shower.

318
00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:18,308
They're packing detention

319
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,543
with minor infractors.

320
00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:21,311
But why?

321
00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:23,380
Why do corporations do anything?

322
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,249
To help society.

323
00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:27,317
We need you
to make kiddie license plates.

324
00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:30,220
I need 100 Caitlyns, 100 Kaitlyns

325
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,849
and a thousand Kate... Lynns.

326
00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:35,159
Oh, my mom's picking me up.

327
00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:36,426
She'll be frantic!

328
00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:38,529
Oh, they said
I could pick him up at midnight.

329
00:14:38,631 --> 00:14:40,164
Mm!

330
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:41,565
You want something stamped?

331
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,367
How about this?

332
00:14:43,469 --> 00:14:45,402
Strike! Strike! Strike!

333
00:14:45,504 --> 00:14:47,538
Strike! Strike! Strike!

334
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,374
Strike! Strike! Strike!

335
00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:52,176
How do you know about unions?

336
00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:54,511
'Cause our history books end
in the 1930s.

337
00:14:55,681 --> 00:14:57,581
Thanks, guys.

338
00:14:57,683 --> 00:14:59,383
Hey, Dad!

339
00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:02,252
Hey, son! I kind of missed you.

340
00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:04,188
I kind of missed you, too.

341
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,455
Aw.

342
00:15:05,558 --> 00:15:07,257
Okay, they're hugging.

343
00:15:07,359 --> 00:15:09,259
Excuse me, but I thought
the hate was real.

344
00:15:09,361 --> 00:15:10,863
I have not been so angry

345
00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:13,230
since I saw every Star Wars
since the second.

346
00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:15,399
They are no longer my heroes!

347
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:19,369
Kumiko, we are changing
the Comic-Con costumes.

348
00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:21,371
We're going back to our old costumes...

349
00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:23,273
Sailor Moon and the Moon.

350
00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:31,745
Hey there, Chalmers. Hey there, Skinner.

351
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:34,738
We will be here until dinner!

352
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,308
These Norma Rae-sinets
refuse to back down.

353
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:41,711
You can cut detention with a knife.

354
00:15:41,814 --> 00:15:43,747
In other news, the Pope has died.

355
00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:46,383
My corporation has a deal
with this school

356
00:15:46,452 --> 00:15:50,287
to provide free... kishly happy workers.

357
00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:51,755
You better fix this and fast.

358
00:15:51,857 --> 00:15:53,590
I think I have an answer.

359
00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:56,626
I know people who will do
anything for money

360
00:15:56,728 --> 00:16:00,497
as long as it doesn't involve kids...

361
00:16:00,599 --> 00:16:05,235
the teachers.

362
00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:18,348
Take it from the Moon.

363
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,550
Bart and Homer have cratered.

364
00:16:20,652 --> 00:16:23,353
I hate them and I... uh-oh.

365
00:16:23,455 --> 00:16:25,388
So, because people think
you like each other,

366
00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:26,556
you're has-beens.

367
00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:27,691
Yesterday's views.

368
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,526
Deader than MySpace.

369
00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:32,295
15 minutes of lame.

370
00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:35,432
Why are you still here around me?

371
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,601
Please help us. It hurts so much to know

372
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:40,403
that no one is clicking me or liking me.

373
00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:41,705
They might have no opinion.

374
00:16:41,807 --> 00:16:43,540
I can't live with that!

375
00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:46,643
May I make an original
and groundbreaking observation

376
00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:48,378
that no one has ever said before?

377
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,413
There is one thing
that show business loves.

378
00:16:50,516 --> 00:16:51,748
- Betty White?
- A comeback.

379
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:53,550
We are going to put you out in front

380
00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:55,318
of some of the greatest influencers

381
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,144
and tastemakers alive.

382
00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:59,456
We will remake Bart and Homer Brand.

383
00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:02,459
What do you say to BHB2?

384
00:17:02,484 --> 00:17:04,093
Is it a drug? Lay it on me.

385
00:17:04,132 --> 00:17:06,563
It stands for
"Bart Homer Brand 2," you moron.

386
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:08,532
Of course it is.

387
00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,433
Is it a pill?

388
00:17:10,536 --> 00:17:12,369
Or the other end?

389
00:17:13,772 --> 00:17:16,573
This is the largest gathering
of social media influencers

390
00:17:16,675 --> 00:17:18,119
in the western hemisphere.

391
00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:19,342
There's Detonator,

392
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:21,378
the Internet's leading
walkthrough gamer.

393
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,612
What's your side quest, Demon?

394
00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:24,548
- Uh, well, I...
- Terminate dialogue tree.

395
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,349
Return to main quest.

396
00:17:26,374 --> 00:17:28,173
Hmm.

397
00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:29,604
Hey, there's Leslie Sky.

398
00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:32,474
She does makeup tutorials
with veiled white nationalism.

399
00:17:32,576 --> 00:17:35,577
For the foundation,
we can either go with brown,

400
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,278
or skin color.

401
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,447
Oh, my God, it's Jurgen,

402
00:17:39,549 --> 00:17:41,416
Southern Norway's leading unboxer.

403
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,452
First we take the burger box
from the bag, yeah.

404
00:17:44,554 --> 00:17:48,423
Carefully open the box
so it can be reclasped.

405
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:49,501
Mm-hmm.

406
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,692
Robust hinging.

407
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,665
I am tired now.

408
00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:59,567
And winter comes.

409
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,207
And now, to tell you
what you're gonna do.

410
00:18:06,309 --> 00:18:08,610
Live Online.

411
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,578
Doesn't "mortal" mean "dead"?

412
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,249
Um, it can, but it's just
a figure of speech.

413
00:18:14,351 --> 00:18:16,217
So we don't kill each other?

414
00:18:16,319 --> 00:18:18,286
Oh, if you did, that would be great.

415
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,388
But let's play it by ear. Okay, guys,

416
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:21,533
when you're in combat,

417
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,258
definitely killing each other,

418
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,393
it's important to feature
your sponsored weapons.

419
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:28,196
Bart, you're promoting Netflix.

420
00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:31,232
Got it? And Trident gum.

421
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:34,168
Homer, you're repping Axe Body Spray

422
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:36,471
and Trident Spearmint gum.

423
00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:37,649
Do you get it, Homer?

424
00:18:37,674 --> 00:18:39,474
The product things match the words.

425
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,442
I don't know, this seems kind of lame.

426
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:42,587
You know what's not lame?

427
00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:44,579
An audience of 200 livestreams

428
00:18:44,681 --> 00:18:46,414
while you kill your own father.

429
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,349
Or whatever. Feel it out.

430
00:18:48,451 --> 00:18:51,252
I don't know, I'm gonna need
some more inspiration.

431
00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:54,589
Oh, my God, is it really you?

432
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,460
It is.

433
00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:02,430
Ladies and gentlemen,

434
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,500
YouTubers, Instagrammers,

435
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,570
and homeless former Viners,

436
00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:11,606
you loved them in their
smackdown at Panda Express.

437
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,375
Then they hugged
and you were like, "What?"

438
00:19:14,477 --> 00:19:17,245
Homer and Bart Simpson!

439
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,347
Do I smell fear?

440
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,215
I'm not afraid of you.

441
00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:25,253
You're smelling the refreshing
scent of Axe Body Spray.

442
00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:26,588
Dark Temptation.

443
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:40,301
I don't know, Dad.
This just doesn't feel right.

444
00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:41,603
I don't want to fight you.

445
00:19:41,705 --> 00:19:43,504
Me, neither, son.

446
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:50,645
Who'd have thought that two guys
from such different worlds

447
00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:52,547
could connect like us?

448
00:19:55,518 --> 00:19:57,518
Quit using your words!

449
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,490
Hello. I'm Homer Simpson.

450
00:20:23,592 --> 00:20:27,394
And this is episode
two of Walkoff Homer.

451
00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:28,595
Today's question:

452
00:20:28,697 --> 00:20:31,631
are sports talk shows a complete
and utter waste of time?

453
00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:33,500
We will get to the bottom of this

454
00:20:33,602 --> 00:20:35,502
within the next five hours.

455
00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:37,537
Five hours?!

456
00:20:37,639 --> 00:20:39,573
I can't get my point across
in five hours.

457
00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:42,442
My whole career depends on me never
quite getting to the finish.

458
00:20:42,544 --> 00:20:44,086
Because I know...

459
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:48,275
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