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You have terrible taste, Jean.

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Had.

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You married a huge jerk
who didn't deserve you,

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and then you died.

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Another... poor choice,

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leaving me alone in Kentucky.

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If there is a reason for
me to keep on living,

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y-you have to... send me a sign.

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- ? Hallelujah ?
- Oh, jeez.

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? Hallelujah, hallelujah ?

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? Hallelujah ?

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Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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This will not be the last
thing that I hear on Earth.

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? For the Lord God ?

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? Omnipotent reigneth ?

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- No, stop!
- ? Hallelujah... ?

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This is unacceptable.

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Piano girl, you're ? sliding up ?
to each note,

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which ruins the listening experience.

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Diet Vin Diesel, stand up straight

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so we can hear you.

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Porno Mister Rogers,
do you have a bug in your ear?

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- No.
- Then don't do that.

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Whitney Houston, we have a problem.

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Your confidence exceeds your talents.

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Snake Tattoo, George Frideric Handel

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didn't know anyone named Hal.

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What?

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It's not ? Hal-li-loo-yer ?

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It's Hall-lay-loo-ya!

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Open vowels.

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You've heard of vowels.

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They're the things that Pat
Sajak makes you pay for.

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Oh, dang. He didn't get to finish.

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Hallelujah.

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_

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Is this hell?

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I guess I had that coming.

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That was quite a bender
you were on, Art.

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It's Arthur. How do you know my name?

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We looked through your wallet

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after we wrestled your pants off.

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You peed so much.

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Now you put up quite a fight.
Luckily, I'm huge.

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I shouldn't be here.
I'm gonna get my pants and go.

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Wait. We're getting ready
for a choir competition.

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- We need your help.
- Yeah.

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Just think of it as community service.

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This is my wife's community,
not mine, and I'm retired.

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"Arthur Cochran,
chair of Princeton's music department,

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"also known for throwing chairs,

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resigned after a wave
of student complaints."

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This is a generation
of delicate snowflakes

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and terrible chair duckers.

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Just give us 20 minutes.

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It'll be that long before
your pants are dry.

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All right. Step in.
Let's get this over with.

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One-time music lesson.
Posture is everything.

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Neck back, head forward and up.

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Imagine there is a string
coming out of the top

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of your head and you're...
It's imaginary...

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And your body is dangling like a puppet.

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Like Pinocchio,

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or as my father-slash-homeroom
teacher called it,

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- "Lying Child Gets What He Deserves."
- What does he...

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Reverend Jax was raised by missionaries.

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His family watched American movies,

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but they gave 'em all new titles

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to teach moral lessons.

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Yeah, he's seen every
movie Tom Hanks made.

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He's so good in "Don't Get Aids."

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Great, I'm glad you're getting
the word out on that.

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Let's try a chord.

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- ? C... E ?
- ? E ?

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- ? G ?
- Stop, stop, stop.

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Close your eyes.

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Singing is about being
so utterly in sync

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that you don't know
where one person ends

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and the other begins.

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So we will inhale together
and on the exhale, we...

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- ? C ?
- ALL: ? C ?

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? E ?

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? G ?

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Holy crap, that's black magic!

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I knew it was real.
This guy's the devil.

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This is awesome!

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Look, I got chicken skin.

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It's a sign you were
sent here to help us.

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No, I don't believe in signs.

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Hey! Don't tow that!

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Hey! Hey!

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No, that's... that's my car!

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That's my car. Ow... hot!

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- Ouch, ow!
- You don't believe in signs?

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Well, what about the one that says,

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"No parking, tow zone"?

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I didn't think it'd be my problem.

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I thought they'd be
harvesting my organs by now.

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Well, since you still have your stomach,

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wanna fill it with a biscuit?

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That's toast.

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"Whitney Houston" ran out of biscuits.

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Here, take mine.

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It'd be a sin to leave the Moonbow

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without tasting one of those.

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You're giving me your biscuit?

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What are you selling?

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God's love, but that's free.

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So I guess it's on the house, friend.

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You're wasting your time.

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Well, Ginny, you and your son
have an open invitation

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to join my flock.

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Thank you, Pastor,
but our lives have been through

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- enough changes already.
- Darn it.

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Son of a bee!

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Cash!

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Good job watching your language.

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He got suspended for cussing out

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his teacher at school,
so we're practicing new words

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to express frustration.

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Ginny, we could use that
beautiful voice of yours

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in the choral competition.

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You don't need me.

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Like your billboard
says, you always win.

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Well, if you ever change your mind,

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Everyone's welcome at the
Church of Perpetual Praise.

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Hang on. The mega-church off I-75?

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My wife wasn't welcome there.

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- I don't believe we've met.
- My wife grew up here.

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Her final wish was to be
buried in your cemetery,

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but I was told there was no space.

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You must be Mr. Cochran.

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- Dr...
- Dr. Cochran.

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- That's right.
- I received your seven angry messages

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and your colorful suggestions
of what to stick where.

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But you're still able to walk
so I guess you didn't take 'em.

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I hope you find God,

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because if you think
it's hot in Kentucky...

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That's the guy whose
choir wins every year?

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Every year.

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Well, not this year.

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This year, your choir's gonna win,

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'cause I'm gonna help you.

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I knew there was goodness in your heart!

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I'm doing this out of spite.

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God works in mysterious ways.

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Ugh.

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I'm very excited to
properly introduce to you

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Dr. Arthur Cochran,

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professor of music at the
University of Princeton.

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And I know they never
make the Final Four,

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but outside of basketball,

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they're actually
considered a good school.

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Thank you very much for
that wonderful introduction.

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Okay, everybody, align your spine.

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Matthew McConaugh-snake,

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you don't need to puff out your chest

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like you're signaling your
wife you're ready to mate.

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- Ex-wife.
- Papers ain't signed yet.

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Could I have a quick word?

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Wayne is the jealous type.

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I think it's best if you
just stick to the music

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and leave the relationship
stuff out of it.

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Yeah, it's all intertwined. Take you.

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You slouch,
which hurts your vocal projection.

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It's caused by fear of confrontation,

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which is why you stayed married to a man

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who is preparing for "wabbit season"

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until one day he crosses the line.

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Maybe he lost all your money

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or let a snake loose in the house.

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I can see by your eyes it's both... wow!

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So you kicked him out,
but now you're worried

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it's screwing up the kid,

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so you haven't signed
the divorce papers.

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- Did you read my diary?
- I wrote it.

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? Ama... ?

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- ? ... zing ?
- ? Grace ?

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- ? How ?
- ? Sweet ?

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- ? The sound ?
- Put the pom-poms down.

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- Drop the pom-poms.
- ? That ?

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- ? Saved ?
- ? A wrench ?

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- ? Like me ?
- Wretch, wretch, not wrench.

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Why would somebody write a
song about losing a wrench?

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Just take the joy out of it
and get it done... let's go.

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- Joy is for losers.
- ? Was lost ?

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? But now ?

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? I'm here ?

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? Clap along if you feel
like happiness is the truth ?

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I don't.

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? Ama... zing grace ?

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This is as loud as you get?
Listen to your speaking voice.

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It's like Darth Vader ate Mufasa.

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Don't be mean.

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Dwayne has a lot of wonderful qualities

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that Darth Vader does not have,

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like a human face.

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It's called honesty.
It's how people get better.

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Agree to disagree.

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Ginny, our son cheats at darts.

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Excuse me.

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Cash, just let your father win.

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Well, you can't stop staring at her.

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Why don't you ask her out?

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I can't do that to Wayne.

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He's always been like
a big brother to me.

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He gave me all his hand-me-downs

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right up till I turned six
and hit my growth spurt.

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If you can't speak up in real life,

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that's your problem.

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But in choir, I need to hear you.

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Stand up straight.

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I want you to imagine that
your voice is a tiny ball of light.

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Just let it expand.

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? Me ?

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- ? Me ?
- Come on.

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Your voice won't be denied

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just like your feelings for Ginny.

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? Me ?

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Yes.

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Let it fill the room...

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all the way back into the woods.

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Yes! That is your voice!

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Oh, you poor bastard. You love her.

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Nothing wrecks your life like love.

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? I came in like a wrecking ball ?

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- Don't do that.
- ? I never hit so hard in love ?

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- Give you a minute.
- ? All I wanted was ?

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? To break your walls ?

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Oh, I still need a sign, my love.

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How 'bout just a boney finger
sticking up out of the dirt?

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Is that too on the nose?

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Such a unique headstone.

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I've been meaning to ask,

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what is the significance of the music?

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Oh, that?

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That's a fun little ditty about a man

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who loses his only family
and has no reason to live.

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I see I've upset you. I'll leave you be.

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It's how we'd find
each other in a crowd.

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We'd whistle to each other.
It was a family tradition.

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My parents used Bach's
"Toccata in G Minor,"

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but Jean said if we were gonna
do something that ridiculous,

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it had to be fun.

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00:10:07,309 --> 00:10:08,933
So that's...

246
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"Eye of the Tiger."

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From the Sylvester Stallone movie.

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Yeah, I don't need to
know what weird title

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your family gave "Rocky."

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00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,339
It's "Rocky." What else would it be?

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Many were the wild notes her merry

252
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What is going on outside?

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? I dream of a Ginny ?

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? With the light brown hair ?

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Dwayne, what is this?

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Something I should have done

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- _
- ten years ago.

258
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,483
- You need to forget this idea.
- I can't.

259
00:10:43,508 --> 00:10:45,007
Arthur was right.

260
00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:46,894
If I'm not honest with my feelings,

261
00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:48,605
I won't be honest with my music.

262
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:51,019
Is now a good time to read a poem?

263
00:10:51,044 --> 00:10:53,199
What's "Eat me, D"?

264
00:10:53,224 --> 00:10:55,017
_

265
00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:05,742
What are you doing?

266
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:07,400
Oh, I'm rocking the boat.

267
00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:09,378
You know, disrupting a delicate balance

268
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:11,003
so that everything goes cattywampus

269
00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:12,512
and suddenly your
husband's best friend is

270
00:11:12,536 --> 00:11:13,847
singing love songs in your yard.

271
00:11:13,872 --> 00:11:16,230
He used his voice. Good for him.

272
00:11:16,255 --> 00:11:17,667
And bad for me.

273
00:11:17,692 --> 00:11:19,191
Ever since Wayne and I split,

274
00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:20,982
our son has been a wreck.

275
00:11:21,359 --> 00:11:23,449
And I need Wayne to sign
those divorce papers

276
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,378
so Cash can start healing.

277
00:11:25,814 --> 00:11:28,748
But that won't happen if
Dwayne makes Wayne jealous.

278
00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:31,097
So you better stop stirring the pot,
Paula Deen.

279
00:11:31,122 --> 00:11:33,832
Shoulders back, head up,
fire in the belly.

280
00:11:33,857 --> 00:11:35,574
You bring this girl to choir practice,

281
00:11:35,599 --> 00:11:36,972
we have a shot at winning.

282
00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:50,558
Okay, I am ready to try one
of those famous biscuits.

283
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:51,583
We're out.

284
00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:54,687
You're literally holding a biscuit.

285
00:11:54,894 --> 00:11:56,746
- Mm.
- How is it?

286
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,456
Ginny, you have been in my prayers.

287
00:11:58,481 --> 00:11:59,566
Oh, really?

288
00:11:59,591 --> 00:12:01,878
Why don't you save your
prayers for your hairline?

289
00:12:01,903 --> 00:12:04,904
Jean always did like a
self-righteous blowhard.

290
00:12:04,929 --> 00:12:06,613
You didn't know my wife.

291
00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:08,464
Did you know my wife?

292
00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:11,019
We used to play hide-and-seek
in that cemetery.

293
00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:12,996
It's where we had our first kiss.

294
00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:14,808
But I'm sure she had other reasons

295
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,277
for wanting to be buried there.

296
00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:23,441
Who wants coffee?

297
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:25,074
I don't want your pity coffee.

298
00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:28,292
I wanna see the look on
that smug bastard's face

299
00:12:28,317 --> 00:12:29,349
when we win.

300
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,535
? King of kings ?

301
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,277
? Forever and ever ?

302
00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:35,253
? And Lord of Lords ?

303
00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:37,683
? Hallelujah, hallelujah ?

304
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,887
? King of kings ?

305
00:12:39,912 --> 00:12:42,000
Stop. Adams,
you're singing the wrong part.

306
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:43,843
- You're an alto.
- I am a soprano.

307
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,401
I have never sung alto.

308
00:12:45,426 --> 00:12:47,164
Things change as women get older.

309
00:12:47,189 --> 00:12:48,688
The fuck you say?

310
00:12:48,713 --> 00:12:50,067
Can I have a word?

311
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,500
I'll sing alto. No big deal.

312
00:12:52,525 --> 00:12:53,691
It is a big deal.

313
00:12:53,716 --> 00:12:56,304
To win, we need the right
voices singing the right parts.

314
00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:57,891
- You're an alto.
- Oh, this is Cash's school.

315
00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:59,008
- Just one second.
- What?

316
00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:01,268
A pop song might be a better way
to connect with the audience.

317
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,017
No, this is not a democracy.

318
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,590
God may listen to you, but I don't.

319
00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:05,806
I have to leave.

320
00:13:05,831 --> 00:13:08,158
Cash may have slightly punched
a kid in his reading group.

321
00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:09,294
That's no reason to leave.

322
00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:10,408
- Excuse me?
- No.

323
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:11,532
On your own time,

324
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,091
have whatever self-destructive
delusions you want.

325
00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:17,478
Your son is an untapped
font of greatness.

326
00:13:17,503 --> 00:13:19,876
The movie butcher here
is a great communicator.

327
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,993
And Dwayne and Wayne, totally cool

328
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,728
that you both wanna bone the same lady.

329
00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:25,577
That's lovely.

330
00:13:25,602 --> 00:13:26,931
What the hell?

331
00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:29,905
You wanna bone my sweet Ginny?

332
00:13:29,907 --> 00:13:33,442
You home-wrecking son of a...
She'll always be my wife!

333
00:13:36,126 --> 00:13:39,415
Dr. Cochran,
you are no longer welcome here.

334
00:13:42,044 --> 00:13:44,634
Well, at least you're
finally being honest.

335
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,602
? All the world is ?

336
00:13:50,604 --> 00:13:53,292
? Filled with sorrow ?

337
00:13:53,317 --> 00:13:55,394
? Everywhere ?

338
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:57,402
? I roam ?

339
00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:02,691
Bodega, bodega, bodega,
bodega, bodega, bodega.

340
00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:05,728
Aah!

341
00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:07,452
Don't you knock?
What are you doing here?

342
00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,787
Hiding from my mom.

343
00:14:08,789 --> 00:14:10,941
She hates you,
so no way she's coming here.

344
00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:13,213
Can't fault your logic there.

345
00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:14,894
What's up with you and butterflies?

346
00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,672
My wife liked them. Put it down.

347
00:14:16,697 --> 00:14:18,897
My mom says you're like the Grinch.

348
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,425
You say you hate people,

349
00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,978
but you really hate is being alone.

350
00:14:23,003 --> 00:14:26,838
Yeah, well, the Grinch's wife
wanted to spend her last weeks

351
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,174
where she was born,
and then she was gone,

352
00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:31,292
so the Grinch had nothing.

353
00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:34,690
No, he had a dog.
He was way cooler than you.

354
00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:36,848
You know,
with your tact and social graces,

355
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:38,878
I'm shocked you're getting
into fights at school.

356
00:14:38,903 --> 00:14:40,162
Only during reading.

357
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:42,511
Everyone laughs and calls me stupid,

358
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,347
then I punch 'em.

359
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,637
We're gonna try an experiment.

360
00:14:46,661 --> 00:14:48,904
Let's sing this together.

361
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,496
And you are gonna follow along

362
00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:54,135
and point at the words.

363
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:58,069
? Dona nobis ?

364
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,269
? Pacem ?

365
00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:01,560
? Chem ?

366
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:05,687
I thought so. Okay, come on.

367
00:15:05,712 --> 00:15:07,175
Wait, where are we going?

368
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,333
The Grinch needs to go into Whoville.

369
00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:14,752
Don't you ever run off like that again.

370
00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:16,265
- Do you hear me?
- Yes, ma'am.

371
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,933
Thank you for returning my son to me

372
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,464
so I can continue being
a terrible role model for him.

373
00:15:20,489 --> 00:15:21,988
Oh, you do have sarcasm here.

374
00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:23,486
What's next, bagels?

375
00:15:23,511 --> 00:15:25,407
You think being kind makes me weak,

376
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:26,644
but it takes strength.

377
00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:29,627
Maybe, but you can't wrap
every problem in a hug.

378
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,533
Take Rosemary's baby here.

379
00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:32,904
He's getting into fights in school

380
00:15:32,906 --> 00:15:34,105
because he's having trouble reading.

381
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:37,242
Every time he looks at a page,
the letters float around.

382
00:15:37,244 --> 00:15:38,476
It's called dyslexia.

383
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,245
A lot of successful people had it.

384
00:15:40,247 --> 00:15:41,933
Yeats, Churchill...

385
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,449
Tom Cruise.

386
00:15:44,451 --> 00:15:46,683
- Tom Cruise?
- Supposedly.

387
00:15:47,483 --> 00:15:51,119
So, I didn't ruin him
by getting a divorce?

388
00:15:51,144 --> 00:15:53,120
No, not your fault.

389
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:05,746
- Okay.
- ? I once was lost ?

390
00:16:05,771 --> 00:16:09,160
? But now I'm found ?

391
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,085
? Was blind ?

392
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:14,779
? But now... I... ?

393
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:16,091
? See ?

394
00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:18,003
? Amazing grace ?

395
00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:19,928
? It's amazing ?

396
00:16:19,953 --> 00:16:21,319
? Amazing grace ?

397
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:23,980
- ? Don't you know we're amazing ?
- We're toast.

398
00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:27,480
? Amazing grace, it's amazing ?

399
00:16:27,505 --> 00:16:29,538
- ? Amazing grace... ?
- They're loud.

400
00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:32,300
- ? Listen to us, sing! ?
- Not the same as good.

401
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,980
You always have something smart to say.

402
00:16:34,005 --> 00:16:35,777
- What's he doing here?
- Arthur apologized.

403
00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:37,269
What a fun surprise.

404
00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:40,135
I think we should forgive him
and welcome him back.

405
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,497
You know, that's an important lesson

406
00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:43,628
in choirs and in marriages.

407
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,332
Wayne, enough.

408
00:16:46,566 --> 00:16:49,050
I am not changing my mind.

409
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,183
So you need to sign those divorce papers

410
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,932
and get all nine snakes
out of the garage.

411
00:16:53,957 --> 00:16:55,866
- Should be more than that.
- Everyone else,

412
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,366
whatever petty grudge
you are carrying, just drop it.

413
00:16:58,391 --> 00:16:59,991
We have a chance to come together

414
00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:02,116
and do something amazing.

415
00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:04,274
And he is a part of that.

416
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:07,140
This crusty, unpleasant man

417
00:17:07,165 --> 00:17:10,146
who is so difficult that
he got rejected by a graveyard.

418
00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:11,811
- It's true.
- And lucky for us, he did.

419
00:17:11,836 --> 00:17:15,265
Because we take anyone,
no matter how low

420
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:16,366
- or hated...
- Amen.

421
00:17:16,391 --> 00:17:18,521
- Or despised...
- Okay, okay, okay. You made your point.

422
00:17:18,545 --> 00:17:19,577
- Thank you.
- Mmhmm.

423
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,186
Guys, listen.

424
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:22,811
Life is short.

425
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:26,085
Let's use this precious
time that God has given us

426
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,171
to make some beautiful music

427
00:17:28,534 --> 00:17:30,299
that's gonna blow the toupee

428
00:17:30,324 --> 00:17:32,157
off that pompous windbag's head.

429
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:35,265
Yes! Come on, guys.

430
00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:47,072
? Hallelujah ?

431
00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:49,218
? Hallelujah ?

432
00:17:49,243 --> 00:17:51,277
? Hallelujah, hallelujah ?

433
00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:52,796
? Hallelujah ?

434
00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:56,210
? Halle-lu ?

435
00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:57,431
? Jah ?

436
00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,679
- What's happening?
- We're rocking the boat.

437
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:09,538
? Rising up back on the street ?

438
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:13,140
? Did my time, took my chances ?

439
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:17,587
? Went the distance,
now I'm back on my feet ?

440
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:21,727
? Just a man,
and his will to survive ?

441
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,244
? It's the eye of the tiger ?

442
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,935
? It's the thrill of the fight ?

443
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,814
? Rising up to the challenge ?

444
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,772
- ? Hallelujah, forever ?
- ? Of our rival ?

445
00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:32,897
? And the last known survivor ?

446
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:34,861
? Stalks his prey in the night ?

447
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:37,933
? And he's watching
us all with the eye ?

448
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:41,770
? Hallelujah, hallelujah,
hallelujah, hallelujah ?

449
00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:43,306
? Hallelujah ?

450
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:47,017
- ? Of the tiger ?
- ALL: ? Ha-halelu ?

451
00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:50,773
? Halelu-lelujah ?

452
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:54,087
? Hallelujah, hallelujah ?
? It's the eye of the tiger ?

453
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:56,423
? Ha-halelu ?

454
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:59,621
? Halelu-lelujah ?

455
00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:01,384
? Hallelujah, hallelujah ?

456
00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:04,793
? Hallelujah, forever and ever ?

457
00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:09,523
? Hallelujah ?

458
00:19:13,058 --> 00:19:16,158
It's about damn time, Jean.

459
00:19:26,484 --> 00:19:28,080
Second place...

460
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:30,937
McCreary Methodist!

461
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,689
I knew you'd be back.

462
00:19:34,714 --> 00:19:36,478
I said, "Let's surprise
him with a mash-up

463
00:19:36,503 --> 00:19:38,193
like in the TV show about glee clubs

464
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,518
called, 'Being Gay Makes
High School Hard.'"

465
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,578
Wait, what?

466
00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:43,423
First place...

467
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,957
Come on.

468
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,194
Perpetual Praise Church!

469
00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:50,603
Oh.

470
00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:52,736
Every time.

471
00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:56,701
I'm proud of you.

472
00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:58,648
Those judges are tone-deaf,

473
00:19:58,673 --> 00:20:00,455
mouth-breathing, troglodytes...

474
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,541
And this year, a new award,

475
00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:04,986
Most Improved Choir,

476
00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:07,823
goes to the Second First
Church of the Cumberlands.

477
00:20:10,362 --> 00:20:12,939
Yes! Discernment is what they have.

478
00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:14,729
An eye for talent.

479
00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:21,674
Eye of the tiger,

480
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:24,822
eye of the tiger, eye of the tiger...

481
00:20:27,587 --> 00:20:28,900
You think he'll be mad with you?

482
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:31,111
- He's always mad.
- Wayne, just say good-bye.

483
00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:34,170
Okay, Snappy,
Arthur's gonna take care of you now.

484
00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:36,330
What in God's name is
happening right now?

485
00:20:36,355 --> 00:20:37,955
Surprise! Happy house-warming.

486
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,387
Welcome to our church family.

487
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,079
We brought you few
things you might need:

488
00:20:41,081 --> 00:20:43,581
milk, eggs, a multi-pack of deodorant.

489
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,595
- No, thank you.
- Oops, it's used.

490
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,682
Can't return it now.

491
00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:48,763
How many eggs do you want, eight or ten?

492
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:51,456
That's not a number
of eggs a human eats.

493
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,557
This is it.

494
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:54,853
You put this on with some wingtips,
we'll be talking.

495
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,259
You can't just barge in here
and go through my stuff...

496
00:20:57,284 --> 00:20:58,330
That's incredible.

497
00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:00,342
Now stop fussing and sit down.

498
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,533
You don't want company,

499
00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:03,299
well, you picked the wrong
group to make friends with.

500
00:21:03,323 --> 00:21:05,213
Yes, we are loving yet pushy,

501
00:21:05,238 --> 00:21:07,361
like Mary Poppins in
the classic Disney film,

502
00:21:07,386 --> 00:21:09,019
"Unmarried Women Cause Trouble."

503
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,086
- Mm.
- No, this is not your color.

504
00:21:11,111 --> 00:21:12,276
You need to give this to someone

505
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,633
who pops in jewel tones.

506
00:21:13,658 --> 00:21:14,857
- Who else wants eggs?
- Ooh.

507
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,455
Speaking of eggs, anyone see Snappy?

508
00:21:19,181 --> 00:21:20,462
God, help me.

509
00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:24,142
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