1 00:00:00,904 --> 00:00:02,804 Some people are just 2 00:00:02,807 --> 00:00:04,242 natural-born worriers. 3 00:00:04,245 --> 00:00:05,578 My mother, for example, 4 00:00:05,581 --> 00:00:07,500 could whip herself into a frenzy 5 00:00:07,503 --> 00:00:10,015 even if I were sitting on my bed doing nothing. 6 00:00:11,349 --> 00:00:12,483 Shelly? 7 00:00:16,570 --> 00:00:17,640 Shelly? 8 00:00:19,843 --> 00:00:21,476 Everything okay? 9 00:00:21,478 --> 00:00:22,977 Hunky-dory. Why? 10 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:26,648 Well, you're kind of dressed like you kidnapped yourself. 11 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:29,284 Oh, I'm trying to block out sensory input. 12 00:00:29,286 --> 00:00:30,652 I hit a roadblock determining 13 00:00:30,654 --> 00:00:32,820 whether virtual particles have a fixed mass 14 00:00:32,822 --> 00:00:34,956 or violate momentum conservation. 15 00:00:34,958 --> 00:00:37,165 But then I remembered that Nikola Tesla believed 16 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:40,061 that isolation is where ideas are born. 17 00:00:40,063 --> 00:00:41,696 Who's Nikola Tesla? 18 00:00:41,698 --> 00:00:45,433 One of the most prolific scientists of the 20th century. 19 00:00:45,435 --> 00:00:47,168 Okay. 20 00:00:47,170 --> 00:00:48,403 And, um... 21 00:00:48,405 --> 00:00:50,972 just out of curiosity, 22 00:00:50,974 --> 00:00:53,174 how isolated was he? 23 00:00:53,176 --> 00:00:54,175 Oh, highly. 24 00:00:54,177 --> 00:00:57,045 He found human contact revolting. 25 00:00:58,515 --> 00:01:01,516 Well, that's kind of a lonely way to live, don't you think? 26 00:01:01,518 --> 00:01:03,657 Well, he wasn't entirely alone. 27 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,920 At the end of his life, he became good friends 28 00:01:05,922 --> 00:01:07,489 with a brown pigeon. 29 00:01:08,325 --> 00:01:09,792 Great. 30 00:01:11,294 --> 00:01:13,062 See ya. 31 00:01:25,475 --> 00:01:28,251 ? I am a mighty little man 32 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:34,548 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 33 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:37,285 Have you heard from Dr. Sturgis at all? 34 00:01:37,287 --> 00:01:38,920 No. 35 00:01:38,922 --> 00:01:40,521 Can you believe the hospital's 36 00:01:40,523 --> 00:01:42,790 still holding him for observation? 37 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,359 Can't you? 38 00:01:44,361 --> 00:01:45,393 Well... 39 00:01:45,395 --> 00:01:47,595 I think I just felt a neutrino. 40 00:01:47,597 --> 00:01:50,488 That one went right through my pants. 41 00:01:50,491 --> 00:01:51,958 You have goosegrass. 42 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,212 And you can't have a nice lawn 43 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,683 if you have goosegrass. 44 00:01:56,906 --> 00:01:59,696 I mean, I'm worried about him. 45 00:01:59,699 --> 00:02:02,480 I don't know how serious this is. 46 00:02:02,483 --> 00:02:04,917 The whole year you were together... 47 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,020 did you see any, um... 48 00:02:07,023 --> 00:02:09,116 warning signs? 49 00:02:09,119 --> 00:02:11,252 No. Not really. 50 00:02:11,254 --> 00:02:12,809 I just thought he was another... 51 00:02:12,812 --> 00:02:13,844 you know, 52 00:02:13,847 --> 00:02:17,493 cute, quirky egghead like Sheldon. 53 00:02:19,062 --> 00:02:20,361 Speaking of which, 54 00:02:20,363 --> 00:02:23,331 when are you gonna tell Sheldon the truth about John? 55 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,266 Mm. When the time is right. 56 00:02:25,268 --> 00:02:27,635 So he still thinks he's being treated for mono? 57 00:02:27,637 --> 00:02:29,470 I had to come up with something contagious 58 00:02:29,472 --> 00:02:31,039 so he wouldn't want to visit. 59 00:02:31,041 --> 00:02:32,807 Smart. 60 00:02:32,809 --> 00:02:34,160 Thank you. 61 00:02:34,163 --> 00:02:35,410 You're good at lying. 62 00:02:35,412 --> 00:02:36,879 You should do it more often. 63 00:02:37,713 --> 00:02:41,114 I like your earrings. 64 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:43,133 Oh, my, he's gonna be trapped! 65 00:02:43,136 --> 00:02:46,126 All right, see, when you get tackled in your own end zone, 66 00:02:46,129 --> 00:02:48,521 the other team gets two points and the ball. 67 00:02:48,524 --> 00:02:49,923 That's called a safety. 68 00:02:49,926 --> 00:02:52,460 I thought one of the players was a safety. 69 00:02:52,462 --> 00:02:54,162 Well, that's true, too. 70 00:02:54,164 --> 00:02:55,730 I'm confused. 71 00:02:55,732 --> 00:02:57,498 Now you know how I feel when you talk 72 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,500 about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 73 00:02:59,502 --> 00:03:00,735 What's confusing? 74 00:03:00,737 --> 00:03:04,105 Everything you need to know is in the title. 75 00:03:04,107 --> 00:03:05,239 Dad. 76 00:03:05,241 --> 00:03:06,886 How would you like to be rich? 77 00:03:06,889 --> 00:03:08,276 Go away. 78 00:03:08,278 --> 00:03:10,004 Aren't you even a little curious? 79 00:03:10,007 --> 00:03:11,873 Does it involve me giving you money? 80 00:03:11,876 --> 00:03:14,488 Yeah, but then I give you more money back. 81 00:03:14,491 --> 00:03:15,808 How much more? 82 00:03:15,811 --> 00:03:17,035 Way more. 83 00:03:17,038 --> 00:03:18,582 You got to get in on this. 84 00:03:18,585 --> 00:03:20,818 Thanks. I'm not interested. 85 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:22,769 You're gonna regret it. 86 00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:24,433 Show me. 87 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,086 Texas snow globes. 88 00:03:27,089 --> 00:03:28,480 Ooh... 89 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:29,915 The card store 90 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,847 on Magnolia is going out of business. 91 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:34,351 They're selling these for one dollar each. 92 00:03:34,354 --> 00:03:37,347 I sell 'em for five, and the money rolls in. 93 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,550 Does it worry you that the store selling these things 94 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,605 is going out of business? 95 00:03:41,608 --> 00:03:43,129 You have no vision. 96 00:03:43,132 --> 00:03:44,332 Can I get back to the game? 97 00:03:44,335 --> 00:03:45,686 Fine. I don't need your money. 98 00:03:45,689 --> 00:03:46,535 I have my own. 99 00:03:46,538 --> 00:03:47,939 Then why are we having this conversation? 100 00:03:47,941 --> 00:03:50,274 'Cause I'd rather lose your money than mine. 101 00:03:50,277 --> 00:03:51,543 See? 102 00:03:51,546 --> 00:03:52,947 Vision. 103 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:58,902 I've always felt the world of subatomic particles 104 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,972 would make an excellent video game. 105 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:03,408 Uh, fortunately, thanks to my brain, 106 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,479 I've been playing it for years. 107 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,109 You cheeky little muon, 108 00:04:08,112 --> 00:04:10,080 you know you don't belong there. 109 00:04:11,717 --> 00:04:14,085 Don't look at me. He's your kid. 110 00:04:27,896 --> 00:04:31,564 ? Now I know that I find it ? 111 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:35,236 ? Hard to play fair ? 112 00:04:35,239 --> 00:04:38,660 ? But somehow I wonder ? 113 00:04:38,663 --> 00:04:40,207 ? If you... ? 114 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:42,066 Someone likes snow globes. 115 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:44,051 I hope so. I don't want 'em. 116 00:04:48,325 --> 00:04:49,426 Okay. 117 00:04:50,017 --> 00:04:51,918 What do we got here? 118 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:54,035 Farmhouse Kitchen. 119 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,868 Garfield Hangs Out. 120 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,636 The Complete Guide to Your Child's Mental... 121 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:06,707 Oh, look, that cute little book light... I'll get that, too. 122 00:05:06,709 --> 00:05:08,143 Okay. 123 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:13,863 You still want the crazy kid book, right? 124 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:16,824 Yeah. 125 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,293 Okay, 126 00:05:19,296 --> 00:05:23,144 52 Texas snow globes 127 00:05:23,147 --> 00:05:24,566 comes to... 128 00:05:24,569 --> 00:05:26,926 $55.25. 129 00:05:26,929 --> 00:05:28,758 Can't you do any better? 130 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:29,927 What do you mean? 131 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,097 You're going out of business 132 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,040 and I'm buying 'em all. 133 00:05:32,043 --> 00:05:33,293 Give me a break. 134 00:05:33,296 --> 00:05:34,829 Okay, $50. 135 00:05:34,832 --> 00:05:36,418 $30. 136 00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:37,721 - $40. - $35. 137 00:05:37,724 --> 00:05:38,933 - Deal. - No, wait. 138 00:05:38,936 --> 00:05:40,003 $32. 139 00:05:41,196 --> 00:05:42,496 $33. 140 00:05:43,989 --> 00:05:46,199 $35. 141 00:05:51,835 --> 00:05:52,949 George. 142 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,340 Huh? 143 00:05:55,343 --> 00:05:56,488 Hey, that's clever. 144 00:05:56,491 --> 00:05:58,640 I'm reading this book about mental problems, 145 00:05:58,643 --> 00:06:00,643 and I'm worried it sounds like Sheldon. 146 00:06:00,646 --> 00:06:02,168 Well, stop reading the book. 147 00:06:02,171 --> 00:06:05,019 Shelly and Dr. Sturgis have a lot in common, 148 00:06:05,022 --> 00:06:06,488 and look what happened. 149 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,715 What, you mean like how he went to... 150 00:06:08,718 --> 00:06:11,371 As a society, we've made strides 151 00:06:11,374 --> 00:06:14,097 in how we discuss psychological issues. 152 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,957 30 years ago in East Texas, 153 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,011 let's just say we hadn't. 154 00:06:18,014 --> 00:06:20,754 ...cuckoo, cuckoo. 155 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:21,756 Hey. 156 00:06:21,759 --> 00:06:23,527 That could be your son one day. 157 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:26,308 Honey, just 'cause they're both super smart 158 00:06:26,311 --> 00:06:28,378 doesn't mean that they're the same person. 159 00:06:28,381 --> 00:06:30,691 I mean, Sturgis was in love with your mom, 160 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,824 so clearly he was nuts from the get-go. 161 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:33,886 You're not helping. 162 00:06:33,889 --> 00:06:35,288 I'm not wrong, either. 163 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,557 Love you. 164 00:06:43,786 --> 00:06:46,261 Why aren't you also driving Missy to school? 165 00:06:46,264 --> 00:06:49,371 I thought it might be nice for us to chat. 166 00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:50,457 About Missy? 167 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:52,294 She is a bit much, isn't she? 168 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,949 Here's a question for you. 169 00:06:54,952 --> 00:06:58,926 Do you ever see or hear things that other people can't? 170 00:06:58,929 --> 00:07:00,207 Oh, all the time. 171 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:02,308 Right now, the car antenna is vibrating 172 00:07:02,311 --> 00:07:05,212 at the same frequency as the pistons in the motor. 173 00:07:05,215 --> 00:07:07,315 It's quite irritating, but you know me... 174 00:07:07,318 --> 00:07:08,685 I don't complain. 175 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,702 I meant more like things 176 00:07:10,705 --> 00:07:12,324 that aren't actually there. 177 00:07:12,327 --> 00:07:16,996 Ah, isn't that the fundamental question of modern metaphysics? 178 00:07:16,999 --> 00:07:18,999 What is actually there? 179 00:07:19,002 --> 00:07:20,644 This is fun. 180 00:07:20,647 --> 00:07:22,816 Missy should ride with Dad more often. 181 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,769 Let me try this a different way. 182 00:07:24,772 --> 00:07:27,691 Um, do you ever feel paranoid, 183 00:07:27,694 --> 00:07:29,582 like people are out to get you? 184 00:07:29,585 --> 00:07:31,105 I'm a ten-year-old in high school... 185 00:07:31,108 --> 00:07:32,574 people are out to get me. 186 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,044 That's fair. 187 00:07:34,047 --> 00:07:37,148 I just think if I was having these feelings, 188 00:07:37,151 --> 00:07:39,433 that might be scary, right? 189 00:07:39,436 --> 00:07:41,103 I suppose so. 190 00:07:41,106 --> 00:07:44,207 And this is something that's been concerning you? 191 00:07:44,991 --> 00:07:46,199 Maybe. 192 00:07:46,202 --> 00:07:47,368 Lately. 193 00:07:47,371 --> 00:07:48,603 A little. 194 00:07:48,606 --> 00:07:51,496 But the important thing is that we can always talk 195 00:07:51,499 --> 00:07:54,113 about this kind of thing with each other. 196 00:07:55,282 --> 00:07:57,488 Do you have any books on mental health? 197 00:07:57,491 --> 00:07:58,676 Sure. Why? 198 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,747 I believe my mother is unraveling. 199 00:08:05,961 --> 00:08:10,197 We have a few books on mental illness you might find helpful. 200 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,681 This one's a good place to start. 201 00:08:13,684 --> 00:08:15,068 Have you read it? 202 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:16,536 Read it, lived it, 203 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:20,041 made the mistake of talking about it on a date. 204 00:08:24,313 --> 00:08:26,813 Sure. Walk away. 205 00:08:26,815 --> 00:08:28,815 They all do. 206 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,527 Who is it? 207 00:08:40,529 --> 00:08:41,761 Georgie Cooper. 208 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:42,809 Who? 209 00:08:42,812 --> 00:08:44,030 I'm your neighbor. 210 00:08:44,032 --> 00:08:45,332 The one with the chickens? 211 00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:46,600 No. 212 00:08:46,602 --> 00:08:48,969 The ones with that weird, smart kid? 213 00:08:48,971 --> 00:08:50,537 Yeah, that's my brother. 214 00:08:50,539 --> 00:08:52,405 I don't like that kid. 215 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,541 Neither do I, sir. 216 00:08:54,543 --> 00:08:56,231 What do you want? 217 00:08:56,234 --> 00:08:59,613 I was wondering if you'd like to buy one of th... 218 00:08:59,615 --> 00:09:02,182 You didn't even see what I was selling. 219 00:09:02,184 --> 00:09:03,583 What? 220 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:06,117 Texas snow globes. 221 00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:08,822 Dang it. 222 00:09:08,824 --> 00:09:10,056 See? 223 00:09:10,058 --> 00:09:11,324 It's pretty. 224 00:09:11,326 --> 00:09:13,159 Why would I want that? 225 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:15,095 Well, um... 226 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,364 b-b-because it's Texas, 227 00:09:17,366 --> 00:09:20,468 and everybody in Texas loves Texas? 228 00:09:22,904 --> 00:09:24,453 Dang it. 229 00:09:25,841 --> 00:09:26,968 And if you act now, 230 00:09:26,971 --> 00:09:28,270 you can have this beautiful, 231 00:09:28,273 --> 00:09:30,098 limited edition keepsake in your home 232 00:09:30,101 --> 00:09:33,242 for the low, low price of only five dollars. 233 00:09:34,062 --> 00:09:35,415 I hope you know I'm missing 234 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:36,921 People's Court right now. 235 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:37,891 But with Christmas coming, 236 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:40,132 this would make an excellent stocking stuffer. 237 00:09:40,135 --> 00:09:41,535 Well, you're my grandson, 238 00:09:41,538 --> 00:09:42,690 and I love you... 239 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:45,187 ...so it hurts me to do this. 240 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,421 Dang it. 241 00:09:49,564 --> 00:09:51,304 Hmm. 242 00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:55,001 Oh. 243 00:09:55,003 --> 00:09:57,237 Oh, dear. 244 00:09:57,239 --> 00:09:59,939 Oh, no. 245 00:10:00,062 --> 00:10:01,842 Oh, no. 246 00:10:03,412 --> 00:10:05,257 Oh, dear. 247 00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:17,543 Sorry I gave you the boot before. 248 00:10:17,546 --> 00:10:19,059 Does that mean you'll buy one now? 249 00:10:19,061 --> 00:10:20,343 No. 250 00:10:20,346 --> 00:10:22,231 You didn't sell a single snow globe? 251 00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:23,950 Now, don't give your brother a hard time. 252 00:10:23,953 --> 00:10:26,066 He took some initiative, and I admire that. 253 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:27,434 Thank you. 254 00:10:27,436 --> 00:10:28,950 I mean, the snow globes were silly, 255 00:10:28,953 --> 00:10:31,004 but I bet your next idea will be great. 256 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,372 They're not silly. 257 00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:35,075 I'm glad you feel that way, 'cause you got 50 of them. 258 00:10:35,077 --> 00:10:37,510 I'm gonna sell them all just to prove you wrong. 259 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:38,945 Well, now I know 260 00:10:38,947 --> 00:10:41,014 it's a peeing contest between you and your daddy, 261 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,364 I'll take two. 262 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:43,583 Well, all right. 263 00:10:43,585 --> 00:10:45,485 Mom, you're not crazy about Dad. 264 00:10:45,487 --> 00:10:47,554 - Want to buy a snow globe? - Enough. 265 00:10:47,556 --> 00:10:50,090 And I don't like us making fun of each other. 266 00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:52,692 We're family and this should be a place that is safe, 267 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,360 where we can talk about anything. 268 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,296 I agree. 269 00:10:56,298 --> 00:10:58,466 Now, let's just say grace. 270 00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:05,405 Thank you, God, 271 00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:07,107 for this food we are about to receive, 272 00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:09,114 and bless the hands that prepared it. 273 00:11:09,117 --> 00:11:12,395 And please keep us all in good health, 274 00:11:12,398 --> 00:11:14,680 body and mind. 275 00:11:14,683 --> 00:11:16,950 Why are you looking at me? 276 00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:19,553 - I'm not. Amen. - Amen. 277 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,499 Hello? 278 00:11:32,334 --> 00:11:34,067 Oh, baby. 279 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,969 What are you doing up? 280 00:11:35,971 --> 00:11:37,559 I couldn't sleep. 281 00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:38,942 Why are you up? 282 00:11:38,945 --> 00:11:40,572 Same. 283 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,075 Do you have insomnia from anxiety? 284 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,246 Is that what you have? 285 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:47,076 Yes. 286 00:11:48,298 --> 00:11:50,066 What are you anxious about? 287 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,700 Honestly, your mental health. 288 00:11:53,703 --> 00:11:55,770 Me? Why? 289 00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:58,580 Well, you seem preoccupied lately, 290 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:01,450 and you were asking me all those questions in the car. 291 00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:05,246 I was just letting you know that if you were having any problems 292 00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:07,082 you could come to me with them. 293 00:12:07,085 --> 00:12:09,402 You think I have mental problems? 294 00:12:09,404 --> 00:12:12,738 Well, not problems. 295 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:15,038 I'm just worried about your future, 296 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,175 and when I see you moving... 297 00:12:17,178 --> 00:12:20,812 subatomic particles around in the air, that makes... 298 00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:23,316 Subatomic particles are real! 299 00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,818 You talk to an invisible man in the sky 300 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,053 who grants wishes. 301 00:12:27,055 --> 00:12:28,888 If anyone's mental, it's you. 302 00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:31,996 Okay, now you are over the line. 303 00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:34,312 - You apologize. - No! 304 00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:35,828 What the hell's going on? 305 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,697 Nothing. It's fine. 306 00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:40,366 Mom thinks that I'm crazy. 307 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:44,132 I thought we weren't supposed to say stuff like that. 308 00:12:51,193 --> 00:12:52,325 Mother? 309 00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:54,049 - Yes? - Is it okay 310 00:12:54,052 --> 00:12:55,829 if I use a knife to butter my toast, 311 00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:59,132 or are you worried I'll do something crazy with it? 312 00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:01,573 - You can butter your own toast. - Oh, good. 313 00:13:01,576 --> 00:13:02,908 You see the toast, too. 314 00:13:02,911 --> 00:13:04,571 I was afraid I was imagining it. 315 00:13:04,573 --> 00:13:06,039 - Sheldon... - All right, 316 00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,640 that's enough. 317 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:08,908 What's going on? 318 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,177 Nothing's going on. Everything's fine. 319 00:13:11,179 --> 00:13:12,312 I'll tell you later. 320 00:13:12,314 --> 00:13:14,604 My mother believes I'm mentally unstable. 321 00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:17,150 And since there's a genetic component and I'm her child, 322 00:13:17,152 --> 00:13:19,302 I suppose it's possible. 323 00:13:19,305 --> 00:13:21,190 I know you're angry right now, 324 00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:23,156 but you will not be disrespectful. 325 00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:26,127 You know, fits of rage are a classic sign of psychosis. 326 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,461 Oh, you haven't seen fits of rage yet! 327 00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:29,791 I said that's enough! 328 00:13:29,794 --> 00:13:32,232 Both of y'all are acting like lunatics. 329 00:13:32,234 --> 00:13:33,466 You up to speed? 330 00:13:33,468 --> 00:13:35,161 I think I got it. 331 00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:52,072 I already accepted Jesus in my heart. 332 00:13:52,075 --> 00:13:54,772 No. I'm selling these Texas snow globes. 333 00:13:54,775 --> 00:13:56,575 I have enough crap in my house. 334 00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:57,844 Crap? 335 00:13:57,847 --> 00:13:59,580 You love Texas, right? 336 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:01,440 Well, sure. 337 00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:03,072 And who doesn't like snow? 338 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:06,699 Sleds and snowball fights. 339 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:09,690 I remember it snowed hard here once 340 00:14:09,693 --> 00:14:11,221 when I was a kid. 341 00:14:11,224 --> 00:14:12,916 That must have been amazing. 342 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,455 It was. They cancelled school. 343 00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,855 Me and my brother built a snow fort in the backyard. 344 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,057 - That's cool. - Mm. 345 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,314 My brother and I love doing stuff together. 346 00:14:21,316 --> 00:14:23,170 We're really close. 347 00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:27,275 I hadn't thought about that day in a long time. 348 00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:28,321 Well, 349 00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:30,156 what if that memory... 350 00:14:30,158 --> 00:14:32,926 was just one shake away? 351 00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,327 How much? 352 00:14:34,329 --> 00:14:35,796 Five dollars. 353 00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,832 Fine. I'll take it. 354 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:42,426 How about you get one for your brother? 355 00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:43,762 I don't know. 356 00:14:43,765 --> 00:14:46,432 He married some Yankee gal and moved to Connecticut. 357 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:48,565 But he's still your brother. 358 00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:50,170 Aw, what the hell. 359 00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:52,040 She's gonna leave him at some point. 360 00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,385 I don't see the point of this. 361 00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:04,290 I just don't think it could hurt for us to talk to someone. 362 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:05,792 But I could be home right now 363 00:15:05,794 --> 00:15:07,789 wearing a blindfold, mittens and nose plug 364 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,626 - doing something important. - You know what? 365 00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:10,828 Maybe you should mention 366 00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:12,530 the blindfold and mittens to the doctor. 367 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:15,234 Or maybe I'll mention how you think that God speaks to you, 368 00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:16,869 because I find that concerning. 369 00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:19,071 He does speak to me, and right now he's saying 370 00:15:19,073 --> 00:15:21,007 I should wash your mouth out with soap. 371 00:15:21,009 --> 00:15:23,209 Violent fantasies. 372 00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:25,211 Interesting. 373 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,485 Mrs. Ebner, do you remember 374 00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:33,505 where you were 375 00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:35,287 the last time it snowed in Medford? 376 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:38,033 We didn't have a carrot for the snowman's nose, 377 00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:40,159 so can you believe we used a hot dog? 378 00:15:40,161 --> 00:15:42,232 That must have been a sight. 379 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:44,028 I was with my grandchildren. 380 00:15:44,031 --> 00:15:46,165 They had never seen snow before. 381 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,338 I taught 'em to make snow angels. 382 00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:50,803 Little angels making little angels. 383 00:15:50,805 --> 00:15:53,439 - You can't put a price on memories. - Mm. 384 00:15:53,441 --> 00:15:55,708 But I am running a special: two for eight. 385 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,742 Mm. 386 00:15:56,744 --> 00:15:58,444 Hey, little princess. 387 00:15:58,446 --> 00:16:00,179 This is called "snow." 388 00:16:00,181 --> 00:16:01,681 She likes it. 389 00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:15,695 ...so naturally I was concerned 390 00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:17,263 about his well-being and was keeping 391 00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:19,302 an eye on him just to be safe. 392 00:16:19,305 --> 00:16:20,766 It's called being neurotic. 393 00:16:20,768 --> 00:16:22,501 It's called being a good mother. 394 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:23,803 This is healthy. 395 00:16:23,805 --> 00:16:25,546 Communication is the cornerstone... 396 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,549 I am behaving no differently than I ever have. 397 00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:30,034 Why are you suddenly so worried about me? 398 00:16:30,037 --> 00:16:31,846 That is a valid question. 399 00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:33,998 Has anything changed recently? 400 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:35,233 Well... 401 00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:36,674 Maybe it's hormonal. 402 00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:38,802 When does menopause typically begin? 403 00:16:38,805 --> 00:16:41,388 It is not my hormones. 404 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,638 Well, it certainly isn't mine. 405 00:16:42,641 --> 00:16:44,615 I'm showing no signs of puberty. 406 00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:47,130 W... 407 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:50,005 You know, sometimes mothers look for issues with their children 408 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,908 - so they can feel more needed. - Okay, 409 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,271 now we're getting somewhere. 410 00:16:53,274 --> 00:16:55,068 That is not what's happening. 411 00:16:55,071 --> 00:16:56,872 Well, then what is happening? 412 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,102 Baby, there's something I need to tell you. 413 00:17:07,491 --> 00:17:11,326 Dr. Sturgis is not in the kind of hospital 414 00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:13,096 you think he is. 415 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,943 What kind of hospital is he in? 416 00:17:17,713 --> 00:17:20,314 The psychiatric kind. 417 00:17:20,317 --> 00:17:22,591 Why? What's going on? 418 00:17:22,594 --> 00:17:24,341 He was having some issues, 419 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,029 but he's getting the help he needs, 420 00:17:26,032 --> 00:17:29,667 and I'm sure he's gonna be fine. 421 00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:32,971 And you think since he and I are both gifted, 422 00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:35,542 I'm going to end up like him? 423 00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:38,693 Well, it... 424 00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:40,662 ...it crossed my mind. 425 00:17:44,007 --> 00:17:46,395 Sheldon, you're my baby. 426 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,896 It is my job to worry about you. 427 00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:50,700 I can't help it. 428 00:17:51,711 --> 00:17:54,654 I'm sorry I cause you so much concern. 429 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,978 I'm not. 430 00:18:01,154 --> 00:18:02,667 Oh. 431 00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:05,091 See how valuable a little communication can be? 432 00:18:05,094 --> 00:18:06,787 You do not take credit for this. 433 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,493 And the turtle 434 00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:20,829 eating the pizza is Leonardo. 435 00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:22,764 How can you tell? 436 00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:23,932 He's wearing blue. 437 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,667 And he's the hot one. 438 00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:30,221 Dad, remember my silly idea? 439 00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:32,021 Yeah. 440 00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:33,346 Guess what? 441 00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:34,676 It's snowing.