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Some people like their weed
made the ol' fashioned way.

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Here at Tegridy, we believe weed
is about people.

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Over the past few months,
Tegridy has expanded

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from the simple farm house
you see behind me,

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to actually owning
the entire 420 valley.

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And I think you'll see
on this tour

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that even though
our business has grown,

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we've kept our weed simple.

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It takes over a thousand plants

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to make just one box
of Tegridy weed.

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There's Juan Carlos over there.

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He's one of
our newest employees.

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Mornin', Juan Carlos.

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What happens when you combine
science with Tegridy?

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A lot of magic.

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Here you can see
our latest growing methods

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along with our science center.

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And of course
it wouldn't be Colorado weed

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without our Rocky Mountain High
tasting room.

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Feel free
to come back here later

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and try all
the Tegridy products.

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Well, folks, we hope
you've enjoyed your tour.

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There's a lot to buy here
in the gift shop,

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And please do remember...
your tour guides work on tips.

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Let's give me a big hand.

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This sucks balls.

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Ever since you guys moved,
everything just keeps changing.

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I mean, how are us kids supposed
to have any hope anymore?

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All I think about is

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all the problems
our generation is inheriting.

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Climate change,
over fishing, Kyle...

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I mean, how are we supposed to
get happy about anything?

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Hey, there, Stan. You input
all the weed orders?

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Yeah, it's all right here.

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This looks like
our orders are actually... down.

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You sure you did that right?

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Yeah, I went through it twice.

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People aren't ordering
as much as last month.

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Not ordering as much?

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What the hell is going on?

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Hey, Randy!

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Howdy, Stephen!
How you been gettin' on?

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Good! How's life out
in the valley treating you?

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It's early mornins'
and lots a hard work,

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but I gotta do
what's best for my youngins.

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I noticed you hadn't supplied up
in a while, Stephen,

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so I thought I'd deliver
your weed to you personally.

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Oh... yeah, no,
I actually hadn't

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ordered any in a while.

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Why not?

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You're not gettin' all sober
on us are ya?

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No, I just... well,
here let me show you.

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What'd ya think?

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I started growing my own plants
a couple weeks ago.

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I totally get it.
It's a really fun hobby.

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That's Diego, my gardener.

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Hey.

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Fuck you.

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What?

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Is my weed not good enough
for you?

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Something wrong with Tegridy?

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No, I just started
kind of getting into it.

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I just enjoy the whole...

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You're stealing my idea,
Stephen!

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Come on, growing marijuana
is not your idea.

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Yeah. While you assholes
were all screwing around,

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I went out and made a living!

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When you grow your own pot,

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you're taking weed out
of my children's mouths!

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Hey, guys!

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Sorry, the front door was open
so I just walked on in.

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Seeing if I could still get
those seeds from you, Stephen.

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What seeds?!

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I was gonna try my hand
at growing some weed,

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and Stephen said
he'd give me some of his seeds

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to get started.

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Fuck you guys!

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I'll get you for this, Stephen.

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You mess with my Tegridy,
then I'm gonna mess with you!

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You alright there, partner?

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Kids are being handed
a world that's broken and sick.

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We aren't the ones
who messed this planet up,

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but we're the ones
who will pay the price.

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Okay.
You have a nice day.

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Por favor no! Por favor
no mas quiero trabajar!

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This is inhumane!
Diego is my gardener.

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What's going on?

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This is an I.C.E. raid, son.

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You need to keep back.

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Put him in my car.

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What did that guy do?

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Somebody called in
an anonymous tip

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that he might be here illegally.

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No! No te lo puedes llevar!
Es mi esposo! Mi esposo!

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Papa! Papa, no! Papa!

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Wife goes in the van,
kids can go with Donovan.

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Who called you people?!

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It was Randy Marsh, wasn't it?!

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We're just doing our job, sir.

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If the family checks out,

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we'll release them
from their detention centers.

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Detention centers?

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Well, this is nice!

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When did we start doing this?

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Kids go to LS22.

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So anyone can make
an anonymous tip,

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and you can round up families
and send them away?

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Nobody told me about this.
I thought everything sucked now!

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Do you have a card?

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What do you want?

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Do you remember last week

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you called me a butthole
in front of Suzie Tobler?

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Yeah, 'cause
you were gonna snap her bra.

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I want you to apologize

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for every time
you've been a dick to me, Kyle.

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Fuck you.

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Are you sure you don't
want to take that back?

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Okay, Kyle, just remember
I gave you a chance.

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Are you done now?
Can I hang up?

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220. We've breached
the front door.

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Hello.

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Mommy! Mommy!

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Excuse me.
What is going on?

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640.
On the first floor.

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Who are you people?!

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We're I.C.E., ma'am.

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We're American citizens.

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Just doing our job, sir.

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If you check out,
you'll be released

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from the detention centers.

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Get the fuck out of my house!

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Mom! Dad!

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This is ridiculous!

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You can't take
our children away from us!

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That's so sweet.

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You guys take the parents,
we'll take the kids.

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Come on, you!

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No! You will not take
my children from me!

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No way.

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I'm telling you I just don't
know where are passports are!

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Then we have to detain you.

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If you're legal, you can
sort it all out on Monday.

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Monday?!

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God dammit, Cartman!

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Ike! You can't do this!

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"What's happened to our country?

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People are being wronged
by a broken system,

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and we must say "no more."

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No more homegrown marijuana."

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Yeah! That's right!

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Yeah! That's right I agree!
Me too! Yeah, right!

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"As the son
of a proud American farmer,

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I am concerned about
what homegrown can lead to.

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People can grow weed wrong
and poison themselves."

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- What?
- Yeah! That's right!

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Yeah, come on!

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"Unscrupulous growers
could use cheap irrigation

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and drown babies."

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Come on.

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That's right!
Drown babies!

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Yeah, drown babies!
That's right. Drown babies.

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"The fact is simple... marijuana
must be grown with Tegriddy."

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- Tegridy.
- Tegridy.

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Stupid government!

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How can they sit there
and look a child in the face

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and say it's fine for people
to grow their own weed?

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Aww, why does it matter?

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Why does it...

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Am I the only person here

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- who understands what this will do to us?
- Yeah, but, Dad,

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you're gonna piss off
everybody in South Park.

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You know what?

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Fuck South Park.

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Fuck South Park?

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Yeah, I'm sick of it!

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I'm just... I'm done.

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I don't give two shits
about South Park.

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All that matters
is Tegridy Farms now!

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I don't know if you wanna say
South Park...

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Good day, children!
My name is Jeff.

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Buenas dias ninos,
me llamo "Heff-e."

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We know you've been separated
from your families.

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Tu familia no esta aqui.
Es Triste. Tu kri. Tu kri.

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But we want you to get
a little excited

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about the fun
we have in store for you.

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Aqui es maravillosa!
Divertida!

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Everyone, please take
your own piece of aluminum foil.

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Papel de aluminio por favor.

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All new kids, el nombre...

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line up and announce
when your name is read.

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- Martinez!
-Aqui.

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-Aquilar.
-Aqui.

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Broflovski.

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Here!

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Broflovski...
Is that an El Salvadorean name?

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No, I'm Jewish.

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What?!
How did a Jew get in here?

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I'm just here because
some fat intolerant asshole

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didn't want me around!

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Yeah, that's why I'm here too.

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Yeah, me too.

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Boy. We gotta
get this kid out of here.

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People might think we're racist.

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Sorry, tours are
at 11:00 and 2:00 and 4:20.

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We're not here for a tour.

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We represent a billion dollar
marijuana company.

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I told you rich city folk
before.

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You can't buy Tegridy.

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You seem to be fighting
the same fight we are.

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We just want to help you.

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Ever heard of Med Men?

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Yeah, I think so.

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What do you want with me?

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Well, we have a common problem.

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Homegrown weed.

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We're just worried
about safety...

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you know

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babies drowning
in irrigation 'n such.

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Yeah, I hate
watching babies drown.

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Seems like
a waste of a good baby.

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We're glad you agree.

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Now what...

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So you guys wanna
put our money together

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and we go this town up

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so nobody can ever grow
their own weed again?

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I'm totally in.

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Sorry for our little mistake.

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We're going to get you on your
way home as soon as we can.

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What about all the other kids?
When do they get to go home?

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Hey, when it's raining,
you gotta roll up the windows.

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We understand these things
are hard for your people.

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My people?!

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Aren't you worried about
what you're creating here?

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What do you mean?

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You're pulling children
away from their parents

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and isolating them behind bars.

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Yes.

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You're traumatizing them

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and teaching them to fear
the U.S. government.

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Correct.

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Okay, let me try to put this

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in terms you people
will understand.

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You know superhero
movies, right?

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Pssh, yeah!

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Okay, you remember how
they always create the villain?

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Some random person, who,
when they were a child,

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got taken from their parents
and locked away?

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And the kid was just left to sit
and plan revenge?

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What you're doing here is
creating a Mexican Joker.

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And what's a Mexican Joker
gonna do?

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He's gonna grow up
and have memories

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of being wronged by you,
and he will grow and wait,

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and then finally...
fight back with a passion

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unlike anything
you've ever seen!

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00:11:37,995 --> 00:11:40,559
Which one of them do you think
is Mexican Joker?

257
00:11:40,584 --> 00:11:42,730
No, it could be any of them!
That's the point!

258
00:11:42,755 --> 00:11:44,667
You don't know which kid
in there is gonna snap

259
00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:46,560
from being separated
and locked down like this!

260
00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:48,902
But... doesn't
Mexican Joker understand

261
00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:50,097
that we we're just doing our job

262
00:11:50,122 --> 00:11:51,355
and trying
to make America great?

263
00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:53,088
Mexican Joker doesn't care!

264
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,741
When that kid grows up,
all that will matter is

265
00:11:54,742 --> 00:11:55,943
getting back at all of you.

266
00:11:55,944 --> 00:11:57,238
Well, what would
Mexican Joker...

267
00:11:57,263 --> 00:11:59,492
David can I talk to you
alone, please? Excuse us kid.

268
00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,527
Now, the most important thing is
that we've got to

269
00:12:08,552 --> 00:12:10,027
keep this quiet!

270
00:12:10,119 --> 00:12:12,589
We can't let Mexican Joker know
that we're on to him.

271
00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:14,245
If... If we could
interrogate the kids,

272
00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:15,505
maybe we could get a lead.

273
00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:16,863
You know,
just scare them a little.

274
00:12:16,864 --> 00:12:18,613
Yeah, unless that's
just what he wants us to do.

275
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,980
What are you saying?

276
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:23,910
I'm saying what if he
is on Mexican Joker's side.

277
00:12:30,778 --> 00:12:33,146
Hey, Randy,
did you go make a deal

278
00:12:33,147 --> 00:12:34,548
with another weed company?

279
00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:36,003
Yes, Towelie,

280
00:12:36,028 --> 00:12:38,574
I'm working on a merger
with Med Men.

281
00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:41,898
Med Men?!
But those guys are posers!

282
00:12:41,923 --> 00:12:44,019
We have a deal in the works
to help each other

283
00:12:44,044 --> 00:12:46,746
put a stop to home growers
once and for all.

284
00:12:46,771 --> 00:12:49,372
Jesus. You know,
I knew a guy once

285
00:12:49,397 --> 00:12:51,708
who thought weed
should be for everybody,

286
00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:54,199
a guy who believed in integrity!

287
00:12:54,503 --> 00:12:57,441
I don't understand
who you even are any more!

288
00:12:57,572 --> 00:13:00,140
That's because I am
the president of the company,

289
00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:01,800
and you are a towel!

290
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,339
You're a towel!

291
00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,866
What is wrong with trying to
protect our business?!

292
00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:07,511
Because weed
isn't supposed to be

293
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,804
some money grubbing
business model!

294
00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:11,652
It's a gift from God,

295
00:13:11,677 --> 00:13:13,261
and not something
to be exploited

296
00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:14,957
by some stupid towel!

297
00:13:14,982 --> 00:13:16,813
I am not a towel!

298
00:13:18,693 --> 00:13:21,644
Yeah. Yeah,
sure thing, Randy.

299
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,511
You're not a towel.

300
00:13:33,081 --> 00:13:35,425
My name is Princess Star,

301
00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:39,199
for I shine like all the stars
in the night sky.

302
00:13:39,224 --> 00:13:42,193
Kids, let's all
say hi to Princess star!

303
00:13:42,294 --> 00:13:44,428
Hi, Princess Star!

304
00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:48,386
Ha, ha, ha!
It's me, Mexican Joker!

305
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,035
No!
Everyone boo Mexican Joker, kids!

306
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,300
Boo!

307
00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:54,092
Boo!

308
00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:56,011
I am filled
with anger and rage

309
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,949
for what happened to me
as a child,

310
00:13:57,974 --> 00:13:59,941
so now I will kill
and rape you all!

311
00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:02,935
But, Mexican
Joker, you forget the magic word...

312
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,285
forgiveness.

313
00:14:05,173 --> 00:14:07,533
I don't care about forgiveness!

314
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:08,842
But you were a migrant

315
00:14:08,843 --> 00:14:10,177
from another country,
and we had to protect

316
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:12,082
our borders and secure our jobs!

317
00:14:12,107 --> 00:14:14,425
I don't care!
I'm going to rape you now!

318
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,666
No!
No! What about forgiveness?

319
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,355
No forgiveness!

320
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,878
Boo!
That's enough Mexican Joker!

321
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,347
Your rage and your anger have
made you a bad person

322
00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:26,840
in the eyes of Christ!

323
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,699
I know your life was hard
as a kid,

324
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:30,725
but everyone has hard times.

325
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,796
Another bus load coming in!

326
00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:36,480
Another busload?!
Criminy!

327
00:14:48,105 --> 00:14:50,878
Welcome, children,
my name is Jeff.

328
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:53,894
Hola, niños, me llamo Jefe.

329
00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:02,316
Hey, Kyle.

330
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,058
What the fuck
are you doing here?!

331
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,967
So weak.
Jimmy pissed me off

332
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,378
'cause he told the teacher
I was texting in class,

333
00:15:08,403 --> 00:15:09,437
so I told Jimmy
I'd have him sent

334
00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:10,547
to a migrant detention center.

335
00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:11,371
He didn't believe me, so I said,

336
00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:12,238
"I already did it to Kyle,"

337
00:15:12,263 --> 00:15:13,463
and Stan heard that
and got pissed off

338
00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:15,288
and had me sent
to a migrant detention center.

339
00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:20,423
I haven't seen my parents
in two weeks!

340
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,527
Nobody even knows
where my little brother is!

341
00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:23,919
I know.
I know it sucks.

342
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,595
But we're stuck
in here together.

343
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,722
Come on, guys! All we have to do
is try to make the most of it!

344
00:15:28,746 --> 00:15:31,297
¶ It's a hard-knock life
for us ¶

345
00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:33,790
¶ It's a hard-knock life
for us ¶

346
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:47,395
Hey, you gonna buy a towel
or just stare at them?

347
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,016
I'm not a towel!

348
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,542
Go on!
Get out of here!

349
00:15:55,296 --> 00:15:58,071
Yeah, you know, I think
I'll just grow my own weed.

350
00:15:58,096 --> 00:15:59,954
Yeah,
I'm growing my own weed.

351
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:01,970
I enjoy growing my own weed now.

352
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,407
I'll grow my own weed.

353
00:16:03,432 --> 00:16:06,540
- My own weed.
- I'll grow my own weed.

354
00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:12,993
I said get out of here
if you aren't buying towels!

355
00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:16,201
-I'll grow my own weed.
-My own weed.

356
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,946
-I'll grow my own weed.
-I'll grow my own weed.

357
00:16:17,971 --> 00:16:19,884
I can grow my own weed.

358
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,739
Hey! Hey, what the hell
are you guys doing?!

359
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,474
Hey, Jeff.
Rodgers read an article

360
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:34,409
about how electroshock therapy
can help people

361
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,011
who've gone through
traumatic experiences.

362
00:16:36,012 --> 00:16:37,913
We figured some treatments
could help Mexican Joker

363
00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:38,951
deal with his trauma.

364
00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:40,844
Are you guys completely stupid?!

365
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,466
We can't perform shock therapy

366
00:16:42,491 --> 00:16:44,128
on every child
that comes in here!

367
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:46,021
Think of
the budgetary restraints!

368
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,685
To hell with the cost, Jeff!

369
00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:49,402
If Mexican Joker
doesn't have flashbacks,

370
00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:51,269
then he doesn't grow up
to become a monster!

371
00:16:51,294 --> 00:16:53,929
What if this is the flashback?!

372
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,598
We might be
in the flashback, Dave!

373
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,456
Maybe you're shocking the child

374
00:16:58,481 --> 00:17:00,810
that grows up
to be Mexican Joker!

375
00:17:03,016 --> 00:17:06,117
God. I don't know
which way is up anymore!

376
00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:08,185
We can't fight this guy
alone, Dave.

377
00:17:08,771 --> 00:17:11,146
It's time to alert the military.

378
00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:19,191
¶ Don't it feel like the wind is
always howlin'? ¶

379
00:17:19,215 --> 00:17:21,636
¶ Don't it feel like
there's never any light? ¶

380
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,972
¶ Santa never comes
for me ¶

381
00:17:23,997 --> 00:17:26,473
¶ Santa Clause
no esta aquí ¶

382
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,264
Come on, Kyle!

383
00:17:31,289 --> 00:17:32,824
I know it's no fun
to be in here,

384
00:17:32,849 --> 00:17:34,516
but you can't think
about yourself,

385
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,339
think about the greater good.

386
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:38,449
Now, when you don't like people,

387
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,641
you can have them taken
from their families

388
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,347
and put into camps!

389
00:17:40,372 --> 00:17:41,761
Why does that make you...

390
00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,049
My God.

391
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,681
Jesus, Kyle.

392
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:47,363
I totally forgot you're a...

393
00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,456
Of course you're
extra sensitive to this stuff.

394
00:17:49,481 --> 00:17:51,027
Dude, I am sorry.

395
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:54,088
My God.
Kyle, I didn't even

396
00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:55,324
make the connection, you know?

397
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,825
I was just like,
"I'm gonna have Kyle

398
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,360
thrown in a detention camp!
That'll be sweet!"

399
00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:00,329
and I didn't stop to think
that... for you guys,

400
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,019
it's not that sweet.

401
00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:03,675
Man, if I had
just thought it through

402
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,867
for like two more minutes,

403
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,502
I would have got you back
some other way.

404
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,121
I feel terrible, Kyle.

405
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:10,746
Wait. I have an idea
how to get everyone out of here.

406
00:18:10,771 --> 00:18:13,113
Get everyone's aluminum foil
and some scissors.

407
00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:14,439
Why, Kyle?
What are you gonna do with...

408
00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:16,164
Just do it before I kill you!

409
00:18:16,189 --> 00:18:17,824
Aluminum foil and some scissors.

410
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,051
That was a great dinner, honey.

411
00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:24,786
What do you want to do
for dessert?

412
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:26,688
Hey, how about I cut us down

413
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,824
some of our homegrown weed,
and we get baked?

414
00:18:28,849 --> 00:18:30,066
I'm in.

415
00:18:35,263 --> 00:18:36,831
Is someone there?

416
00:18:41,972 --> 00:18:44,109
Jack?
Everything alright?

417
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,729
Yeah, you want a normal size
or a big fatty?

418
00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,474
Jack!!

419
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:03,652
A brutal act of terror
in an American town.

420
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,603
Tonight, innocent people were
attacked at their homes

421
00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:08,908
in their yards,
and the FBI believes

422
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:10,652
they know who is responsible.

423
00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:14,089
The probable suspect...
Mexican Joker.

424
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,581
Yes, that's right.
Joining me now is

425
00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:19,573
Commander Miller
of national defense.

426
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,605
We've only recently learned
of Mexican Joker's existence.

427
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,355
He has no reason.
He has no compassion.

428
00:19:26,526 --> 00:19:29,461
Mexican Joker simply wants
to invoke fear.

429
00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:32,021
We are advising people
to stay inside.

430
00:19:32,581 --> 00:19:35,644
Captain... Captain, what
made Mexican Joker this way?

431
00:19:35,669 --> 00:19:38,069
Why is Mexican Joker
so filled with hate?

432
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,222
Well, it's most likely something
that happened to him as a child.

433
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,575
Whatever bent Mexican Joker's
mind this way,

434
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:48,699
it clearly happened a... long...
long time ago...

435
00:19:54,515 --> 00:19:56,849
Shit!
It's the flashback!

436
00:19:56,874 --> 00:19:58,058
This is the flashback?!

437
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,417
It's the flashback!
Come on!

438
00:19:59,442 --> 00:20:01,667
Something must be happening
with the kids!

439
00:20:02,181 --> 00:20:04,206
Christ! Look!

440
00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:12,870
He's converted them all
to Judaism!

441
00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:16,708
Jesus!
They're all Jews

442
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,722
with their little
aluminum-foil yarmulkes!

443
00:20:18,747 --> 00:20:20,147
Jeff, do you know
what this means?!

444
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:22,507
Now we'll have to
let them all go!

445
00:20:22,532 --> 00:20:24,966
This is how Mexican Joker
breaks free!

446
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,089
That's right. It is!

447
00:20:32,005 --> 00:20:34,459
Mexican Joker,
I just want you to remember

448
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,685
that I helped you,
Jeff Corrigan.

449
00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,206
Remember... Jeff was your buddy.

450
00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:39,932
Now, come on!
Let's go Mexican Joker!

451
00:20:39,957 --> 00:20:42,353
God damn it!
Nobody here is Mexican Joker!

452
00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:43,984
That's not what I meant!

453
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,441
The future is not set!

454
00:20:45,466 --> 00:20:48,200
We make decisions now
that affect our future!

455
00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:51,366
Nobody here is Mexican Joker?

456
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,371
No!!

457
00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:54,507
Then I'm
in the wrong flashback!

458
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:12,479
Well, gang...

459
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:17,011
looks like Tegridy farms is
turning big profits again.

460
00:21:18,747 --> 00:21:19,914
We're on our way to becoming

461
00:21:19,939 --> 00:21:22,097
the biggest weed brand
in the country.

462
00:21:22,122 --> 00:21:24,490
I'm not getting pushed around
anymore, you got it?

463
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,870
So, go on. Anybody here
wants to call me a towel,

464
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,535
just go ahead and do it!

465
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,065
Go on, Sharon.
Call me a towel.

466
00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:36,316
Fine.
You're a towel.

467
00:21:38,621 --> 00:21:41,019
Best towel you ever had, bitch!

468
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,414
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