1 00:00:01,609 --> 00:00:03,609 No Messiah, no apocalypse. 2 00:00:03,633 --> 00:00:06,963 Bring him home, and you'll get your looks back. 3 00:00:08,144 --> 00:00:09,990 And... boom. 4 00:00:10,867 --> 00:00:12,746 Target acquired. 5 00:00:12,749 --> 00:00:17,155 At long last, the Apocalypse has an air date! 6 00:00:17,158 --> 00:00:19,401 Jesse, live. 7 00:00:19,404 --> 00:00:20,785 I didn't forsake you. 8 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,059 You wanted to. 9 00:00:23,798 --> 00:00:25,847 See you at the Apocalypse. 10 00:00:25,849 --> 00:00:27,849 Bring your friends. 11 00:00:27,851 --> 00:00:29,059 Hey... 12 00:00:29,061 --> 00:00:30,286 Cass... 13 00:00:44,701 --> 00:00:46,868 Do you think we should tell him? 14 00:00:48,372 --> 00:00:52,182 No. Okay. 15 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:55,118 He'll understand. 16 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:58,397 After everything he's been through, you know? 17 00:01:01,569 --> 00:01:03,694 Mum's the word. 18 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,170 Here he is. Captain Morgan. 19 00:01:09,173 --> 00:01:11,151 Okay, so, we slept together. 20 00:01:11,153 --> 00:01:13,079 Not his fault, not mine. 21 00:01:13,081 --> 00:01:15,870 You were gone, so we can't feel bad about it. 22 00:01:15,873 --> 00:01:18,309 So you can lose your shit if you want 23 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:21,995 and Word us into toads. 24 00:01:21,997 --> 00:01:24,423 But just do it now and get it over with. 25 00:01:31,099 --> 00:01:34,767 Thanks for telling me. 26 00:01:34,769 --> 00:01:36,343 You're welcome. 27 00:01:36,345 --> 00:01:37,853 Turn you into what? 28 00:01:37,855 --> 00:01:40,014 Toads. 29 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,350 We understand if you hate us. 30 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:45,445 No. 31 00:01:45,448 --> 00:01:47,532 I love you both very much. 32 00:01:47,535 --> 00:01:50,211 No matter what. 33 00:01:50,214 --> 00:01:52,316 Is that it? 34 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:54,211 Anything else? 35 00:01:54,213 --> 00:01:57,456 Well... we're gonna go and get Humperdoo, 36 00:01:57,458 --> 00:02:00,033 destroy the Grail, and maybe save the world 37 00:02:00,035 --> 00:02:02,002 from a fiery apocalypse. 38 00:02:02,004 --> 00:02:05,706 - Huh. - Only if you're up for it. 39 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,359 Humperdoo. 40 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,469 Where is he? 41 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:51,068 Hey! 42 00:03:01,439 --> 00:03:03,055 Bless me, Messiah. 43 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:04,582 Ah! 44 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,800 Aah! 45 00:03:06,802 --> 00:03:08,352 Ohh! 46 00:03:22,601 --> 00:03:25,860 Pink banana! 47 00:03:30,609 --> 00:03:33,034 Ah. 48 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:39,450 My child. 49 00:03:49,444 --> 00:03:51,979 Would you? 50 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,231 No, I-I-I meant... 51 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,616 Oh, you wa... 52 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:58,577 Sure. Yeah, get in there. 53 00:04:19,992 --> 00:04:22,584 And the ballerina is out. 54 00:04:25,589 --> 00:04:28,089 Haka dancers in 10. 55 00:04:28,091 --> 00:04:29,758 Get ready! 56 00:04:32,671 --> 00:04:35,263 Cue the mimes. Cue the mimes. 57 00:04:44,683 --> 00:04:46,608 Where are my mimes? 58 00:05:16,264 --> 00:05:18,473 Hi, kid. 59 00:05:22,237 --> 00:05:24,237 Let's go! 60 00:05:28,894 --> 00:05:31,152 Now you don't show? 61 00:05:33,156 --> 00:05:35,356 Come on! 62 00:05:39,945 --> 00:05:43,941 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 63 00:06:27,119 --> 00:06:30,562 This may be a bit weird, but, uh, all things considered, 64 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:33,732 and I don't wanna jinx it... 65 00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:37,385 but I got a really good feeling about where things are headed. 66 00:06:37,387 --> 00:06:39,888 You know? 67 00:06:43,226 --> 00:06:45,318 So, we good? 68 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,898 One good thing about going to Hell and back, Cass... 69 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,642 You get perspective. 70 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:55,604 No, she was right. I was gone. 71 00:06:55,606 --> 00:06:57,256 But now I'm back. 72 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:16,275 Just to be clear: 73 00:07:16,277 --> 00:07:18,426 when you guys say "get Humperdoo", you mean... 74 00:07:18,428 --> 00:07:20,428 Rescue. Hump never hurt a fly. 75 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:21,572 This is a rescue mission. 76 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,949 - Ow! - Nissa. Mr. Cassidy. 77 00:07:23,951 --> 00:07:27,511 So sorry. Pardon the mess. 78 00:07:30,182 --> 00:07:32,499 That's our ride? 79 00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:35,210 Oh, you ready? 80 00:07:41,952 --> 00:07:43,817 Uh-oh. 81 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:46,420 Sounds like Tony's "bacon" us crazy again. 82 00:07:46,423 --> 00:07:47,864 Oh! 83 00:07:47,866 --> 00:07:49,558 Aah! 84 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,202 Man, these morning shows. 85 00:07:52,204 --> 00:07:53,645 I tried to tell you! 86 00:07:53,648 --> 00:07:55,707 The whole planet's gone off the rails! 87 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:58,983 - Anything for ratings. - Nobody would list... 88 00:08:07,052 --> 00:08:09,036 What the... 89 00:08:09,038 --> 00:08:11,221 What is this? 90 00:08:17,746 --> 00:08:19,855 - Whoo! - We love you! 91 00:08:19,857 --> 00:08:21,748 Starr. 92 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,324 Yay! 93 00:08:23,326 --> 00:08:26,737 - Whoo! - We love you, Allfather! 94 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:29,515 Today is the day, ladies and gentlemen, 95 00:08:29,517 --> 00:08:31,569 believers, and apostates. 96 00:08:31,572 --> 00:08:32,834 We love you! 97 00:08:32,836 --> 00:08:34,745 Today's the day, at long last, 98 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:39,506 when this grotesque and orderless world comes to an end. 99 00:08:39,509 --> 00:08:40,675 Praise you! 100 00:08:40,677 --> 00:08:42,877 Praise you, Allfather! 101 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:51,352 For those of you watching at home, here's how it goes. 102 00:08:51,354 --> 00:08:53,855 First: a few opening acts... 103 00:08:53,857 --> 00:08:55,365 singers, jugglers, 104 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:58,377 ethnic musicians, a female comedian, 105 00:08:58,379 --> 00:09:03,031 and then, when the clock hits zero... 106 00:09:05,386 --> 00:09:09,871 ...the Messiah will dance! 107 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:19,289 And so signal the Apocalypse. 108 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:22,383 Clamor, chaos, fire from above, 109 00:09:22,385 --> 00:09:25,295 et cetera and et cetera. 110 00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:29,482 The righteous will be spared, of course. 111 00:09:29,484 --> 00:09:31,243 But the sinners... 112 00:09:33,097 --> 00:09:35,063 That's right, the sinners... 113 00:09:38,018 --> 00:09:39,492 The feminists... 114 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:44,405 ...degenerates... 115 00:09:46,343 --> 00:09:49,002 ...and desperados! 116 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:54,674 ...today's the day they! Get! Theirs! 117 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,330 My son? 118 00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:14,102 Be careful with our child. 119 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:28,116 I see everything. 120 00:10:28,118 --> 00:10:29,801 Understand? 121 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:33,880 I know everything. 122 00:10:33,882 --> 00:10:36,049 But Abel. 123 00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:37,959 He just wouldn't believe me, poor schmuck. 124 00:10:37,961 --> 00:10:39,603 He'd keep saying to me, "No, no, 125 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:42,555 Cain's not just my big brother, he's my best friend". 126 00:10:42,557 --> 00:10:44,416 Are you kidding me?! 127 00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:48,879 Sorry to disturb you, sir, but... 128 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:49,988 Hey, Dad. 129 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,472 Hello, Jesus. 130 00:10:54,161 --> 00:10:55,661 Hey, I, uh... 131 00:10:55,663 --> 00:10:58,221 You know, I know today's a big day for you, 132 00:10:58,223 --> 00:11:01,574 so I, uh, just wanted to wish you good luck. 133 00:11:01,576 --> 00:11:05,078 Um, both of you. 134 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,821 Okay. 135 00:11:14,998 --> 00:11:16,923 Okay. 136 00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:26,340 Thank you, Jesus. 137 00:11:29,087 --> 00:11:30,460 Anything else? 138 00:11:30,463 --> 00:11:32,530 Um, like you say, it's a... It's a busy day, 139 00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:35,023 and, uh, He needs to focus, so... 140 00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:36,693 Yeah, of course. 141 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,119 Uh, of course. 142 00:11:38,122 --> 00:11:39,653 Ach, n-nein! 143 00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:41,114 I believe in you! Schnell! 144 00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:43,116 Uh, Dad. 145 00:11:43,118 --> 00:11:44,459 Just one more thing. 146 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,789 - ? Here we go! ? - ? ...Tricky" is the title ? 147 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,404 ? It's tricky to rock a rhyme ? 148 00:11:51,407 --> 00:11:53,164 ? To rock a rhyme that's right on time ? 149 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:55,093 ? It's tricky ? 150 00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:57,355 ? It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky ? 151 00:11:57,358 --> 00:11:59,005 ? It's tricky to rock a rhyme ? 152 00:11:59,008 --> 00:12:00,874 ? To rock a rhyme that's right on time ? 153 00:12:00,877 --> 00:12:02,710 ? It's tricky ? 154 00:12:02,713 --> 00:12:04,805 ? Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky ? 155 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,400 Huh! 156 00:12:09,144 --> 00:12:11,052 Good. 157 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:22,377 So, anyway. Cain and Abel... 158 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:24,405 Ow! Ow! Aah! 159 00:12:24,408 --> 00:12:28,234 Oh, hush now! That didn't hurt. 160 00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:31,164 Wha... 161 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,765 That did. 162 00:12:37,478 --> 00:12:39,598 Ohh, I know. 163 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,175 I know. 164 00:12:42,177 --> 00:12:43,560 Scary. 165 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:48,756 But we don't want anyone hurting you. 166 00:12:50,718 --> 00:12:52,185 Yeah. 167 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,529 ? Go tell it on the mountain ? 168 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,698 ? Over the hills and everywhere ? 169 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,435 ? Go tell it on the mountain ? 170 00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:12,130 ? That Jesus Christ is born ? 171 00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:14,874 ? Go tell it on the mountain ? 172 00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:19,879 ? That Jesus Christ ? 173 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:22,453 ? Is ? 174 00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:23,867 Where's Cass? 175 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,718 ? Born ? 176 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,794 Cass?! 177 00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:27,954 Over here. 178 00:13:27,956 --> 00:13:29,272 Check this out. 179 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,226 Remember, this is not a rescue mission. 180 00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:34,820 No matter what he says. 181 00:13:34,822 --> 00:13:36,729 You know what needs to be done, right? 182 00:13:44,564 --> 00:13:47,165 Where is everybody? 183 00:13:52,322 --> 00:13:54,247 Up there. 184 00:14:11,324 --> 00:14:14,175 Alright, let's go. 185 00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:19,030 Oh, not again. 186 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:22,850 Cass?! 187 00:14:22,852 --> 00:14:24,769 Cass! 188 00:14:34,392 --> 00:14:36,759 _ 189 00:14:37,341 --> 00:14:39,746 _ 190 00:14:40,261 --> 00:14:41,777 _ 191 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,279 Attention, all murderers. 192 00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:45,373 Please don't murder in jail. 193 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,641 _ 194 00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:50,186 I hear they're letting you out. 195 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,658 _ 196 00:14:53,149 --> 00:14:55,849 _ 197 00:14:56,777 --> 00:15:00,129 _ 198 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,406 So what do you want? 199 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,399 _ 200 00:15:05,578 --> 00:15:07,353 _ 201 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,937 _ 202 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,011 _ 203 00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:16,076 _ 204 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,450 I've been wondering the same thing. 205 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:22,120 What's His plan for someone like you? 206 00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:24,031 Comic relief? 207 00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:25,976 Cautionary tale? 208 00:15:25,979 --> 00:15:29,889 Appetite suppressant? 209 00:15:33,314 --> 00:15:34,921 _ 210 00:15:34,924 --> 00:15:38,777 Or maybe He just doesn't wanna think about it anymore. 211 00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:42,188 A mistakes-were-made-best- forgotten-kinda thing. 212 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:45,116 Or maybe, in the end, 213 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:49,437 when it comes to someone like you? 214 00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:52,624 There is no plan. 215 00:15:54,748 --> 00:15:55,878 _ 216 00:15:58,839 --> 00:16:00,297 _ 217 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,223 Cass! 218 00:16:21,971 --> 00:16:24,214 Cassidy? 219 00:16:30,405 --> 00:16:32,388 What do you want to do? 220 00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:36,150 Forget him. 221 00:16:43,343 --> 00:16:46,344 Picture a mountain. 222 00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:49,072 A mile wide and soaring high, 223 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:54,093 made entirely of pure flaked Peruvian heroin. 224 00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:57,838 Picture the girl. 225 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,599 Tulip. 226 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,527 All to yourself. 227 00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:07,590 Picture Ireland. 228 00:17:07,592 --> 00:17:11,094 Ah, that's right. 229 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:14,280 Your deepest desires... 230 00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:29,721 Billy? 231 00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:31,556 Come on then, what're ya waitin' for? 232 00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:33,707 A victory parade? 233 00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:54,320 Careful now, don't crush him! 234 00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:57,916 That'd be poor thanks for the man who saved me life. 235 00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,494 Ah! Out of the way, ya gombeens! 236 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,258 You came back to us. 237 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,260 I knew you would. 238 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,745 Ohh, my boy. 239 00:18:15,535 --> 00:18:20,163 A second chance, Proinsias. 240 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,090 The life you could've had, 241 00:18:23,092 --> 00:18:27,003 the man you should've been, 242 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,863 and if it weren't for that Jesse Custer, 243 00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:32,433 that smug sonofabitch... 244 00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:36,087 the girl you would've had. 245 00:18:36,089 --> 00:18:40,850 And all you have to do 246 00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:43,603 is one, little thing. 247 00:18:58,294 --> 00:19:00,645 It's gonna be okay, Jesse. 248 00:19:00,647 --> 00:19:03,222 Alright? Cass can look after himself. 249 00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:05,984 The amount of shit he's gotten up and walked away from? 250 00:19:05,986 --> 00:19:09,154 Yeah. A lotta shit. 251 00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:13,382 Hey. Jesse, listen to me, okay? 252 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,975 It's gonna be okay, I promise. 253 00:19:14,977 --> 00:19:16,803 Shit. 254 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,983 That's God. 255 00:19:22,985 --> 00:19:24,985 Now, you listen to me, Jesse Custer. I sw... 256 00:19:24,987 --> 00:19:27,063 The whole time I was with Him in the desert, 257 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,414 the whole time I was with Him, 258 00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:31,176 when he showed me who He was: 259 00:19:31,178 --> 00:19:34,420 arrogant, hateful... 260 00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:43,837 ...even when His teeth were ripping into my flesh, 261 00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:48,084 I never thought to stop Him. 262 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,844 I never thought to use my power to stop God. 263 00:19:50,846 --> 00:19:52,012 I just never dared. 264 00:19:52,014 --> 00:19:54,908 I read the letter, you know? 265 00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:01,706 And? 266 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:06,102 What's "perpetuity" mean? 267 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:10,715 It means forever. 268 00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:12,199 Hm. Well, I knew that. 269 00:20:12,201 --> 00:20:16,537 I was just checking if you knew. 270 00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:18,631 Now I really wish I hadn't burnt it. 271 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,756 What'd you do that for? 272 00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:21,951 Well, I sorta burnt a church down. 273 00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:23,728 Aw. 274 00:20:23,730 --> 00:20:26,046 Well, I ain't proud of it. 275 00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:32,886 Well, this is officially bullshit. 276 00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:35,222 Get me up there so I can open it from the outside. 277 00:20:35,224 --> 00:20:36,799 Alright. 278 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,567 Hey. 279 00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:48,068 Be careful. 280 00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,628 I ain't scared of Him. 281 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:50,755 You should be. 282 00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:52,840 I know, right? 283 00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:58,154 The ninth wonder of the musical world... 284 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,265 Good house. Very respectful. 285 00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:02,308 No candy wrappers, no texting. 286 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,677 Went crazy for Paula Poundstone. 287 00:21:04,679 --> 00:21:06,664 Hm. She's funny. 288 00:21:08,341 --> 00:21:10,733 Something the matter, Flufferman? 289 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,151 I'm sorry, sir. 290 00:21:12,154 --> 00:21:14,779 It's just 291 00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:16,005 this is it. 292 00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:18,087 Yes. 293 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:21,048 Tonight... is it. 294 00:21:21,051 --> 00:21:24,236 Yes! It's everything we've worked for. 295 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:27,033 God is on security tonight. 296 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:30,202 You should enjoy it, take a break. 297 00:21:30,204 --> 00:21:34,357 Well, thank you, sir. 298 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,707 We've made a good team. 299 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,645 We've made a great team. 300 00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:41,528 Hmm. Hmm. 301 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,294 ? Do you believe in magic ? 302 00:21:48,297 --> 00:21:50,706 - Hmm. - ? In a young girl's heart? ? 303 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:54,043 ? How the music can free her whenever it starts ? 304 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,786 You're a handsome woman. 305 00:21:55,788 --> 00:21:57,547 ? ...if the music is groovy ? 306 00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:02,810 And I am a very handsome man. 307 00:22:02,812 --> 00:22:05,267 ? And the music's in me, yeah ? 308 00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:06,998 You're just mental. 309 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,075 You make dogs die when they eat chocolate. 310 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:12,311 You know, Don Jr.? Testicles? That's terrible design. 311 00:22:12,313 --> 00:22:14,672 You know, you've had some bad ideas in the past, 312 00:22:14,674 --> 00:22:16,248 but this is just the worst. 313 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,659 We both would hate to see anything happen to him. 314 00:22:18,661 --> 00:22:19,851 Don't give me that. 315 00:22:19,854 --> 00:22:21,245 You... You... You just want me 316 00:22:21,248 --> 00:22:23,114 to look after Hump 'til he dances, 317 00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:24,797 and then the whole bleedin' world blows up. 318 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:27,352 - So what? - 3 billion people is what. 319 00:22:27,354 --> 00:22:30,605 Seven billion, six hundred ninety-two million and change. 320 00:22:30,607 --> 00:22:32,523 I just can't believe... 321 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:36,510 Honestly, I-I-I had hoped that the secret to the universe 322 00:22:36,512 --> 00:22:38,921 was something a bit more complex than just 323 00:22:38,923 --> 00:22:41,682 "God's a frizzy-haired, homicidal lunatic". 324 00:22:41,684 --> 00:22:44,285 Who are you defending?! 325 00:22:44,287 --> 00:22:46,537 People?! 326 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:49,415 Over a hundred years and all they've done is torment you. 327 00:22:51,936 --> 00:22:55,028 And, besides, they're all gonna die sooner or later. 328 00:22:55,030 --> 00:22:58,441 That's one of humanity's best features, don't you think? 329 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:00,459 Well... 330 00:23:00,461 --> 00:23:02,720 Well, they've done good stuff, too. Alright? 331 00:23:02,722 --> 00:23:06,115 - Yeah, like what? - Like... 332 00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:08,467 Italian food's good, isn't it? 333 00:23:08,469 --> 00:23:10,181 - Uh, Paul Newman. - Yeah. 334 00:23:10,184 --> 00:23:12,205 - Season Two of "The Love Boat". - Okay. Alright. 335 00:23:12,207 --> 00:23:13,623 - Brilliant. - Alright. 336 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,959 Be honest with me: 337 00:23:16,961 --> 00:23:21,722 Did you really think, at the end of the day, 338 00:23:21,724 --> 00:23:24,242 that she could ever love something like you 339 00:23:24,244 --> 00:23:29,822 without a little Divine Intervention? 340 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,042 You just think I'm weak. 341 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:36,036 Yeah, you do. 342 00:23:36,038 --> 00:23:39,239 Yeah, You d... You think I'm just a selfish bum 343 00:23:39,241 --> 00:23:41,984 who can't come through in the pinch. 344 00:23:41,986 --> 00:23:45,930 No, Proinsias. 345 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,676 I think you're a tired little boy... 346 00:23:55,758 --> 00:23:58,258 ...who wants to go home. 347 00:24:22,877 --> 00:24:26,804 We enjoyed that, didn't we? 348 00:24:26,806 --> 00:24:28,306 You were certainly ready, sir. 349 00:24:28,308 --> 00:24:29,807 Mm. 350 00:24:29,809 --> 00:24:34,145 Years since I tapped into my wanton carnality. 351 00:24:34,147 --> 00:24:38,131 Lots of lost time to make up for. 352 00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:42,228 We could probably fit in another... session 353 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,879 before the Holy Child dances. 354 00:24:43,881 --> 00:24:47,492 Hmm. Aren't you the greedy little Gus? 355 00:24:47,494 --> 00:24:50,127 I meant after the show. 356 00:24:50,129 --> 00:24:51,979 Oh. 357 00:24:51,981 --> 00:24:54,156 If only, sir. 358 00:24:54,158 --> 00:24:56,225 What's that supposed to mean? 359 00:24:56,227 --> 00:24:59,745 I just meant that, after the show, we'll be in Heaven. 360 00:24:59,747 --> 00:25:03,415 We won't be able to do this again. 361 00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:04,917 You're confused. 362 00:25:04,919 --> 00:25:07,561 The old plan was for total annihilation, 363 00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:10,998 the new plan is limited. 364 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,101 Limited, sir? 365 00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:16,729 Yes. 366 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:19,597 A few bombs here and there to take out the Danes, 367 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,526 the teacher unions, the hippies. 368 00:25:21,528 --> 00:25:23,127 New plans were drawn up. 369 00:25:23,129 --> 00:25:25,663 Sent out to our undercover field operatives. 370 00:25:25,665 --> 00:25:26,823 Were there? 371 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:29,200 Yes, I gave them to Hoover Two... 372 00:25:32,855 --> 00:25:34,597 Shit. 373 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:39,377 But, sir, what's the point of limiting an apocalypse? 374 00:25:39,379 --> 00:25:44,364 The point is to kill and not get killed. Obviously. 375 00:25:44,366 --> 00:25:50,537 But I thought that was the plan. 376 00:25:50,539 --> 00:25:54,541 To die and ascend gloriously into Heaven. 377 00:25:54,543 --> 00:25:56,619 Please, you're starting to sound like one 378 00:25:56,621 --> 00:25:58,253 of those religious kooks. 379 00:25:58,255 --> 00:26:02,716 Now, clean yourself up, but don't touch my bidet. 380 00:26:02,718 --> 00:26:06,145 I don't want any of your unsightly... 381 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,963 Anyway, I need to go fix this. 382 00:26:09,184 --> 00:26:11,224 Herr Starr. I have to know. 383 00:26:11,226 --> 00:26:14,686 Wh-Why join the Grail in the first place? 384 00:26:14,688 --> 00:26:17,748 What... What was all this for? 385 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,917 Violence... power... 386 00:26:19,919 --> 00:26:21,752 dirty sex. 387 00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,662 Why else? 388 00:26:23,664 --> 00:26:25,906 I mean, you've certainly had your fill, Flufferman. 389 00:26:25,908 --> 00:26:27,741 Just look at yourself. 390 00:26:32,565 --> 00:26:35,658 You going to Heaven? 391 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,459 Please. 392 00:27:00,034 --> 00:27:01,792 Come on! 393 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:09,266 Or don't. 394 00:27:09,268 --> 00:27:12,303 Up to you. 395 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:18,367 So embarrassing. 396 00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:20,460 Ach. 397 00:27:20,462 --> 00:27:24,464 Do you think I was "embarrassed" after Stalingrad? 398 00:27:24,466 --> 00:27:29,378 Nein, I just kept going, never quit. 399 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:31,572 He doesn't want me. 400 00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:35,993 I don't know what else to do. 401 00:27:38,906 --> 00:27:40,831 Don't you? 402 00:27:42,317 --> 00:27:45,577 Oh, I appreciate your support, Hitler. 403 00:27:45,579 --> 00:27:47,997 Believing in me the whole time... 404 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:50,490 but no. 405 00:27:50,492 --> 00:27:52,142 I'm not a murderer. 406 00:27:52,144 --> 00:27:53,210 No. 407 00:27:53,212 --> 00:27:54,570 No, no, no, no, no. 408 00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:56,663 Of course, of course. I know. 409 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,851 I am. 410 00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:13,439 Hey. 411 00:28:16,077 --> 00:28:18,277 Hey! 412 00:28:27,121 --> 00:28:29,121 I-I'm sorry. I... 413 00:28:29,123 --> 00:28:32,032 I know I should be up with the others enjoying the Apocalypse, 414 00:28:32,034 --> 00:28:35,914 but, forgive me, I-I don't wanna die. 415 00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:36,953 Aah! 416 00:28:41,969 --> 00:28:43,302 This'll do. 417 00:28:46,624 --> 00:28:47,672 Have a seat. 418 00:28:47,674 --> 00:28:49,025 Screw you. 419 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:51,018 You ever see the inside of a passenger elevator 420 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,645 after its cable snaps? 421 00:28:53,647 --> 00:28:56,073 Looks like chili con carne. 422 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,861 Sit. 423 00:29:08,996 --> 00:29:10,718 - Well, that was easy. - What? 424 00:29:10,721 --> 00:29:14,340 Told you to do something, and you just... did it? 425 00:29:14,343 --> 00:29:16,168 You threatened to pulverize my boyfriend. 426 00:29:16,170 --> 00:29:20,931 Yeah, but I was hoping for a bit more fight. 427 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:24,493 Don't you have some other dumbass shit 428 00:29:24,495 --> 00:29:26,345 you should be doing? 429 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:29,089 Like blowing up the world or something? 430 00:29:29,091 --> 00:29:31,517 Soon. Mm. 431 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:34,503 What do you want? 432 00:29:34,505 --> 00:29:38,007 I just told you. 433 00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:39,450 I want a fight. 434 00:29:43,514 --> 00:29:46,532 Tulip? 435 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:49,018 Tulip! 436 00:29:56,118 --> 00:29:59,286 Help! 437 00:29:59,288 --> 00:30:01,138 Help! 438 00:30:02,809 --> 00:30:05,625 A punch in the face, 439 00:30:05,627 --> 00:30:07,961 a kick in the balls. 440 00:30:07,963 --> 00:30:09,972 I deserve it, don't I? 441 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,890 All the terrible things I've done? 442 00:30:11,892 --> 00:30:13,100 Oh, yeah, for sure. 443 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:14,877 So come on. 444 00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:16,570 Take a shot. 445 00:30:19,158 --> 00:30:22,976 You know what? 446 00:30:22,978 --> 00:30:26,555 Maybe before I woulda been interested, but now? 447 00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:29,875 I'm good. 448 00:30:29,877 --> 00:30:31,435 Oh, you think so? 449 00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:32,731 - Um-hm. - Uh-huh. 450 00:30:32,734 --> 00:30:36,899 You're, uh... You're good, huh? 451 00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:38,567 Yeah, I see. I see. 452 00:30:38,569 --> 00:30:41,420 You think you've changed. 453 00:30:43,407 --> 00:30:44,965 No. 454 00:30:44,967 --> 00:30:47,759 No, people like you, 455 00:30:47,761 --> 00:30:50,079 you don't change. 456 00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,081 Not really. 457 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:54,507 You wanna know what I think? 458 00:30:54,509 --> 00:30:59,864 I think the days of me caring about what you think 459 00:30:59,866 --> 00:31:02,649 are done. 460 00:31:02,651 --> 00:31:05,744 Well, I bet I can make you care. 461 00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:11,008 60 seconds. 462 00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:15,820 I bet I can make you lose that famous temper of yours 463 00:31:15,822 --> 00:31:17,381 and hit me. 464 00:31:17,383 --> 00:31:19,458 And if I'm wrong, you win. 465 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,051 I'll leave you and your friends alone. 466 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:24,371 I'll even call off the Apocalypse. 467 00:31:26,617 --> 00:31:30,728 Hold on. No, hold on. 468 00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:35,566 Just sit here and not hit you for one minute? 469 00:31:35,568 --> 00:31:37,459 Mm-hmm. 470 00:31:37,461 --> 00:31:41,130 Hmm. 471 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:42,464 What's the catch? 472 00:31:42,466 --> 00:31:45,576 The catch? 473 00:31:45,578 --> 00:31:47,912 The catch is the same 474 00:31:47,914 --> 00:31:52,899 as always, O'Hare: 475 00:31:52,901 --> 00:31:55,661 You're gonna screw it up. 476 00:32:04,430 --> 00:32:05,829 Murderer. 477 00:32:05,831 --> 00:32:07,172 Mm. 478 00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:10,142 Whore. 479 00:32:10,144 --> 00:32:12,161 Liar. 480 00:32:12,163 --> 00:32:14,997 Mm... 481 00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:16,874 Cheat. 482 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:20,018 You're doing very well. 483 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,779 Let's see, um... 484 00:32:21,781 --> 00:32:26,116 How about... 485 00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,527 Dallas? 486 00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:33,515 You remember Dallas? 487 00:32:33,517 --> 00:32:36,685 Losing the baby. 488 00:32:36,687 --> 00:32:39,612 Losing your daughter. 489 00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:46,528 In fact, you want to know what I was thinking there? 490 00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:50,641 The cosmic, sweeping reason for her death? 491 00:32:53,295 --> 00:32:58,557 O'Hare, wouldn't you finally like to know why? 492 00:33:10,496 --> 00:33:12,404 I can't remember. 493 00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,419 I win. 494 00:33:38,691 --> 00:33:42,526 And next we... 495 00:34:05,384 --> 00:34:06,625 Cass? 496 00:34:14,376 --> 00:34:17,452 Oh, Jesus Christ. 497 00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:18,562 Cass. 498 00:34:18,564 --> 00:34:20,074 Jesse. 499 00:34:20,077 --> 00:34:22,047 I said no. 500 00:34:22,050 --> 00:34:24,013 He... He... He tried to tempt me. 501 00:34:24,016 --> 00:34:26,403 He said He could send me home. I said no. 502 00:34:26,405 --> 00:34:27,971 Good man. Good man. 503 00:34:27,973 --> 00:34:29,798 - I'll get some blood. - No, no, no, no, no. 504 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,115 There's no time. 505 00:34:31,117 --> 00:34:33,744 You have to get Humperdoo. 506 00:34:33,746 --> 00:34:35,987 You're gonna kill him, aren't you? 507 00:34:35,989 --> 00:34:40,233 God won't let us take him, Cass. 508 00:34:40,235 --> 00:34:42,311 I'm sorry. 509 00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:46,406 I'm sorry, too. 510 00:34:46,408 --> 00:34:48,317 I'm sorry I'm so weak. 511 00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:50,319 No, you're not. 512 00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,429 Look at you. You're a survivor. 513 00:34:52,431 --> 00:34:54,489 Yeah. 514 00:34:54,491 --> 00:34:56,569 I'm so sick of it. 515 00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:57,821 What are you talking about? 516 00:34:57,824 --> 00:35:01,512 He said He could send me home, Jesse. 517 00:35:01,515 --> 00:35:03,348 But you were strong. 518 00:35:05,945 --> 00:35:08,706 You turned Him down. 519 00:35:08,781 --> 00:35:10,447 You turned Him down. 520 00:35:10,449 --> 00:35:13,617 I said no. 521 00:35:13,619 --> 00:35:15,953 Over and over, I said no... 522 00:35:20,142 --> 00:35:22,935 ...until I said yes. 523 00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:35,197 Well done, Proinsias. 524 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,698 I did it for Hump. 525 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,142 I didn't do it for you. 526 00:35:38,144 --> 00:35:41,720 Oh, whatever you want to tell yourself, vampire. 527 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:44,539 Still... 528 00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:46,316 you must be thirsty. 529 00:36:04,837 --> 00:36:07,217 Back to work! 530 00:36:31,346 --> 00:36:33,739 ? Closing time ? 531 00:36:35,009 --> 00:36:36,349 Ohh! 532 00:36:36,351 --> 00:36:40,111 Oh, my God. 533 00:36:51,826 --> 00:36:54,857 The world is ending, the theater is full, 534 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:58,538 and the church is empty. 535 00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:03,285 I rest my case. 536 00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:10,901 Now you quit?! 537 00:37:10,903 --> 00:37:14,053 If ever there was an occasion. 538 00:37:14,055 --> 00:37:16,982 What more do you want? 539 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:22,412 My mom, my dad, my eye, my friends. 540 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:25,898 You've taken everything. 541 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:29,811 I want 542 00:37:29,813 --> 00:37:34,649 what was taken from me. 543 00:37:34,651 --> 00:37:36,167 Genesis. 544 00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,246 It was never meant to be. 545 00:37:40,248 --> 00:37:43,341 It's a stain. 546 00:37:43,343 --> 00:37:45,251 On both Heaven and Hell. 547 00:37:45,253 --> 00:37:47,253 A blasphemous stain. 548 00:37:47,255 --> 00:37:49,681 A power to rival your own. 549 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:58,006 Well, maybe so. 550 00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:02,527 That'd solve everything for you, wouldn't it? 551 00:38:02,529 --> 00:38:06,197 If Genesis worked on me? 552 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:13,355 Try it. 553 00:38:15,801 --> 00:38:17,359 Look at me. 554 00:38:18,695 --> 00:38:20,695 Hey. 555 00:38:23,142 --> 00:38:26,292 Look at me. 556 00:38:29,631 --> 00:38:32,207 Aah! Aah! 557 00:38:33,861 --> 00:38:35,727 Come on, Preacher. 558 00:38:35,729 --> 00:38:37,321 Here's your chance. 559 00:38:37,323 --> 00:38:39,564 Command me! 560 00:38:47,649 --> 00:38:50,392 You fear me. 561 00:38:50,394 --> 00:38:52,485 As you should! 562 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:58,402 Why are you doing this? 563 00:39:58,404 --> 00:40:00,962 You're from Hell. 564 00:40:00,964 --> 00:40:03,055 What do you care who the Messiah is? 565 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:09,395 Because I want to win, of course. 566 00:40:09,397 --> 00:40:12,641 Humperdoo is divine. 567 00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:14,901 That much is clear. 568 00:40:14,903 --> 00:40:18,571 He would be a formidable opponent. 569 00:40:18,573 --> 00:40:20,815 Whereas you... 570 00:40:23,244 --> 00:40:24,986 I said no. 571 00:40:24,988 --> 00:40:27,172 Murder is wrong. 572 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:30,291 What? Will you stop me with the power of love? 573 00:40:30,293 --> 00:40:31,342 Maybe I will. 574 00:40:31,344 --> 00:40:32,769 Get off me, you loser! 575 00:40:32,771 --> 00:40:34,345 Whoa! 576 00:40:51,290 --> 00:40:53,575 "Function", "start", "send". 577 00:40:53,578 --> 00:40:55,385 Nothing's happening. 578 00:40:55,388 --> 00:40:57,268 Are you sure you pressed the right buttons? 579 00:40:57,292 --> 00:40:58,777 I'm telling you, it's not sending. 580 00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:01,206 And have you tried turning off and unplugging? 581 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:04,042 Adnan, listen to me very carefully. 582 00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:06,619 If I don't get those override orders out, 583 00:41:06,621 --> 00:41:10,683 you, your family, your entire tech support department, 584 00:41:10,686 --> 00:41:12,186 and everyone else on planet Earth 585 00:41:12,189 --> 00:41:15,448 will be consumed in a nuclear firestorm, understand? 586 00:41:15,451 --> 00:41:17,463 Well, uh, please hit "function", 587 00:41:17,465 --> 00:41:18,707 "start", and "send". 588 00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:23,134 "Function", "start", "send". 589 00:41:23,213 --> 00:41:26,715 "Function", "start", "send". 590 00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:27,974 Come on, come... 591 00:41:48,013 --> 00:41:50,395 Humperdoo! 592 00:41:50,398 --> 00:41:53,323 Yeah, buddy. Can't wait. 593 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:59,090 Our time is almost done. 594 00:41:59,093 --> 00:42:03,187 Time to release Genesis. 595 00:42:03,190 --> 00:42:04,505 Let it go. 596 00:42:04,508 --> 00:42:07,084 But why do I have it? 597 00:42:07,087 --> 00:42:09,771 Why'd it find me in the first place? 598 00:42:09,774 --> 00:42:11,924 God only knows. 599 00:42:13,187 --> 00:42:15,372 Now give it to me. 600 00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:18,833 Well, go ahead. Just take it. 601 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:21,436 Give it to me! 602 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:26,821 God All-mighty, 603 00:42:26,824 --> 00:42:29,916 my ass. 604 00:42:29,919 --> 00:42:32,296 You want it so bad, why don't you reach in 605 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,532 and take it, you son of a bitch. 606 00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:51,557 What did you do? 607 00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:53,651 Hmm. 608 00:43:04,229 --> 00:43:05,861 You. 609 00:43:05,864 --> 00:43:07,332 That's right. 610 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:09,058 The Saint of Killers. 611 00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:11,994 Yes. 612 00:43:11,996 --> 00:43:14,322 We know each other. 613 00:43:14,324 --> 00:43:18,843 We actually go way back. 614 00:43:25,259 --> 00:43:29,354 Isn't that right, William, 615 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:32,023 my old friend? 616 00:43:51,552 --> 00:43:55,181 Way back. 617 00:43:56,692 --> 00:44:00,269 He's all yours. Do it. 618 00:44:00,272 --> 00:44:02,277 What are you waiting for? 619 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,023 Shoot him. 620 00:44:04,026 --> 00:44:05,544 Do it. 621 00:44:05,547 --> 00:44:07,725 Shoot him. 622 00:44:42,378 --> 00:44:45,096 He's not here for me, Preacher. 623 00:44:46,474 --> 00:44:48,825 He's here for you. 624 00:45:12,102 --> 00:45:18,021 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --