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Uh...

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how about a chicken parm?

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Who made it?

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Dottie Palmer.

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Ugh!

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Oh. Can you try to find one
of Judy Bickell's lasagnas?

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Great idea. Love Judy.
Love her lasagnas.

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Hey, Wade. Actually, you know,

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we stopped by to see if we could
take you guys out to dinner.

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We're gonna pick up Addie at gymnastics

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and, uh, go for Thai food.

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Oh, thanks, man. We're good.

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We got, like, 15 lasagnas in here.

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Okay.

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Girls, um... are the dogs
allowed on the counter?

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- Uh, no, they're not.
- Okay.

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So we gonna do anything about that?

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They'll get down when they need to pee.

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Okay, thank you. That's cool.

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Do you see how bad it's
gotten around here?

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I see.

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It's like the Disney Channel
version of Grey Gardens.

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- I know.
- I mean, come on.

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Jill's funeral was almost a year ago,

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and they're still living off
the meals people made for them?

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The man is in denial. Look at him.

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He's putting on a
brave face for the girls

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like everything's just
great, but it's not.

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- I know.
- Remember how he used to love to cook?

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- I remember.
- Oh. He used to love to cook!

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Who are you arguing with?
I keep agreeing with you.

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Behold! A Bickell lasagna!

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- Hey! Now we're talkin'!
- Yeah, baby!

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Linda, don't want your
tail to catch on fire.

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Okay.

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Ah. I think these are brownies.

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Are you girls good with
brownies for dinner?

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- Bring it!
- Yeah, works for me.

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- Yes!
- Ooh.

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Who's arguing with you?

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Are you sure you guys
don't want to stay?

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Oh, go, go, go, go, go,
go! Run, run, run, run, run!

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Go! Go! Go! Get the ball!

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Oh! Damn it!

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Hey. Wade.

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Be professional.

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- Sorry, Coach.
- Hey, Wade.

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- Oh. Hey, Tracy.
- So, I don't know what you're doing later,

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but I'm gonna take Izzy and Hailey

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over to Nomo's after the game.

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Oh, uh, great, great.

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- Yeah.
- H-Have fun.

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You know, uh, they sell beer there now,

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so, hey, fun for the
grown-ups, too, right?

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- Yeah.
- Really? Oh,

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that-that's really good to know.

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- So...
- Red ball!

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What's up, Dad?

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What's up, little man?
Two times. Uh, uh!

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- Hey, honey.
- Hey, peanut.

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- How's it going?
- Check out our boy.

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Look at Tracy Wilvers.

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- What is he doing?
- He's got no clue.

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So maybe I'll see you there.

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Uh, maybe. Yeah, yeah.
We-we go there a lot.

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No, no, no, I mean,

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am I gonna see you there today?

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What's the call, ref?

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Red ball.

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- What?!
- Terrible call!

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Blue ball!

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Just a dad, folks!

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Not getting paid!

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I'm telling you,

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Tracy Wilvers was all over him.

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And last week, it was
Leslie what's-her-name,

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the new art teacher.

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This man has no idea

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what catnip he is to these women.

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I swear, a woman could just
yank down his pants, grab it...

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Delia. My kids are in the car.

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Okay, Michelle, you have to
tell me that when I pick up.

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They're always with me.

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- Oh, crap, where's Noah?
- I'm here.

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I spilled soda on my pants.

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You let your kids have soda?

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Stop judging me. You have one kid.

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And compared to four kids,
one kid is like no kids.

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And put the pants back on, Noah.

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I'm not wearing wet pants.

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Who do you think
you're talking to like that?

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Tracy Wilvers was hitting on him?

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Yes.

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Go ahead, say it.

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- What? Say what?
- "Oh, she's so smokin' hot.

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Are you kidding me? Lucky guy. What?"

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Please.

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She's fine.

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Tracy Wilvers is stupid hot!

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I know! And she wanted him.

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Wade had no clue.

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Yeah, our-our boy's game is hella wack.

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Mm. Don't say that.

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- Don't say what?
- Just doesn't come out right.

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Oh, so you can say it,

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- but I can't. I get it.
- No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

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Plenty of white dudes can pull it off.

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Just not you.

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We got to shock Wade out of this.

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- You know what I'm thinking?
- Hmm?

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Me and Forrest tell him
we're going to Home Depot,

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but we lock his ass in the minivan,

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drive him straight to Vegas!

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Mm-hmm. And try telling that to Delia.

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She keeps saying that we
have to have an intervention.

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Like you did with Aunt Meg?

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Who told you Aunt Meg
had a intervention?

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You did.

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Yeah, that sounds like me.

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Look, we just have to chill, okay?

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Wade'll let us know when he's ready.

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Dad?

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm
just-just prepping dinner.

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Oh.

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It's frozen to his arm skin.

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I think we should call an adult.

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What is this, anyway?

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Dottie Palmer's chicken parmesan.

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Yuck.

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All that food that people made for us,

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it seemed like it would last forever.

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But it's gone.

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It feels like... like
Jill is really gone.

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I know this is a gut punch, buddy,

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but maybe this is a sign
to get on with your life.

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Forrest is right.

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You know, when... when
Jill got sick, you...

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took care of her and the girls.

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And you were such a rock star, but...

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You need to get your butt out
of this house and start dating.

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No, I'm getting to that.
I was just trying

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to be a little more artful about it.

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Dating? I mean, come
on, guys. I can't date.

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With everything that I have going on?

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Wade, sweetheart,

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you have nothing going on.

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- Mm-mm, nothing at all.
- Zero.

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You're fully available, Wade.

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Hey, Dad, can Andrew and I

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spend $5.95 to buy a new Fortnite skin?

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Oh, Grace, come on. You
know better than that.

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Just spend the extra two bucks
and get something practical,

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like the shield potion
or the-the bouncer trap.

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Thanks, Mr. F.

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Oh, my God, you should not know that!

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- What even is all that crap?
- What the hell is a skin potion?

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Hey. Okay, okay, okay, you're right.

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You're right, but dating?

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I mean, what am I gonna tell the girls?

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- Don't.
- What?

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I can't lie to my kids.

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- That's all I do is lie to my kids.
- Mm-hmm.

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Drive them places and lie.

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Oh, I've never kept anything from them.

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- I-I can't start now.
- I hate to be nitpicky here,

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but there was that time
you left the cat door open,

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and Doodles got out and
got eaten by a coyote,

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- and you didn't tell them.
- Mm, mm.

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I can't believe you just went there.

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It's a lie.

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Girls...

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we need to talk about something.

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What's wrong?

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Don't worry, it's, uh,
it's-it's not a bad thing.

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Are we getting another cat?!

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- No.
- Oh, my God!

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Did Doodles come back?

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No.

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Look, um, here's the thing.

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Uh, some people have brought up the idea

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that maybe I should start dating.

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You're gonna replace Mom?

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Nat, no. No, no. I
could never replace Mom.

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Look, you know how much I
love hanging out with you guys,

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but adults also need to
spend time with other adults.

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Oh, my God. It's a sex thing.

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I'm gonna throw up.
I'm-I'm gonna throw up!

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- No, you're not.
- You want to bet me?

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Natalie, please stop doing that.

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Then don't replace Mom!

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Natalie, will you give Dad a break?

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All he ever does is take care of us.

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He deserves to have a life.

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Thank you, Grace.

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It's important for me to know

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that I can always be
honest with you guys.

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Well, you can. About anything.

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Look, since we're being honest,
Doodles isn't coming back.

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He was eaten by a coyote.

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What?! How could you not tell us that?!

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What? I thought I could
be honest with you guys?

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You could've said it better!

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- Uh, name. Easy.
- Yeah.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.

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- You did it.
- Good.

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For height, just put six even.

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Uh, that's not how tall I am.

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So? Who cares? Who's gonna know?

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If I meet her, I might stand up.

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Can you move? He's doing it wrong.

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Favorite thing to do in bed.

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- Cuddle.
- Yeah.

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Well, uh, if I'm being
honest, I really like...

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- Cuddle.
- Cuddle.

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Okay. Cuddle.

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Uh, eye color.

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Let me see. Green.

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No, green. Hazel.

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- What?
- What kind of color is hazel anyway?

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It's like a brownish-green, right?

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Hey, Siri, show me a hazelnut.

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What are you talking about?
It's green. Let's vote.

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No. No, we're not gonna vote
on what color my eyes are.

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- No.
- I have brown eyes.

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_

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- Relationship status. Widowed.
- _

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_

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Uh, "Are you ready to
begin your journey?"

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It's okay, buddy.

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- Yes. Yeah, I can do it.
- Yeah. Yeah!

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I can do it. It's time.
But it's-it's a really big step, guys.

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I mean... Yeah.

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You did it. Yay!

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No, he didn't. You did it for him.

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I used his finger. It's fine.

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This is exciting, right?

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- Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
- Yay, exciting.

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All right, I got to go. I got patients.

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We got to talk about
after-school pickups.

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Wade, don't forget you're
getting Addie and taking her

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- to soccer practice after school.
- Oh, shoot.

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I forgot, I got to take Grace
to the orthodontist at 3:00.

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Well, you know what?
Maybe Ben could take, uh,

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everybody to soccer practice.

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Yeah, I can take them,
too, but I can't stay.

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Okay, good. Sounds like a plan.

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- Okay.
- Wait.

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Does it?

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Uh, whoa. Hey, hey, wait.

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My profile is getting responses.

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What?

253
00:09:31,848 --> 00:09:33,999
Ah, there's, like, six of them. Seven.

254
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,051
- Eight. My God.
- Shut up.

255
00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:37,287
Is it supposed to work this quickly?

256
00:09:37,288 --> 00:09:39,414
Six-foot cuddler like you? Hell yeah.

257
00:09:39,415 --> 00:09:41,176
- Word.
- Oh, my God.

258
00:09:41,177 --> 00:09:42,286
I've got 15.

259
00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:44,046
- What?
- This app is amazing.

260
00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:45,447
No, it's not the app.

261
00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:48,021
See, my sister Meg is on
all these dating sites.

262
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,307
She knows all about this.

263
00:09:50,308 --> 00:09:51,717
You are a unicorn.

264
00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:53,368
- I'm a what?
- A unicorn.

265
00:09:53,369 --> 00:09:54,636
You know, that elusive creature

266
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,181
that all single women are looking for.

267
00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:58,249
See, most of the men
on these dating sites

268
00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,910
are having midlife crisis.
They're getting divorced.

269
00:10:00,911 --> 00:10:02,821
- Mm-hmm. Yep.
- They're buying Porsches.

270
00:10:02,822 --> 00:10:04,725
They're hooking up with 25-year-olds.

271
00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:06,396
You are a devoted father,

272
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,465
you are a devoted husband, and...

273
00:10:09,466 --> 00:10:10,949
not for nothing, you haven't had sex

274
00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:13,247
with anybody besides
Jill in, like, 20 years,

275
00:10:13,248 --> 00:10:14,356
so...

276
00:10:14,357 --> 00:10:15,892
you're factory fresh, buddy.

277
00:10:15,893 --> 00:10:17,835
Technically, he's, like,
certified pre-owned.

278
00:10:17,836 --> 00:10:20,404
Why you got to put your
own spin on everything?

279
00:10:20,405 --> 00:10:23,011
Oh, well, what do you know?

280
00:10:23,012 --> 00:10:24,597
That's my sister Meg.

281
00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:26,368
Do not click on her.

282
00:10:26,369 --> 00:10:29,437
Wait. Are-are you guys saying

283
00:10:29,438 --> 00:10:32,507
that all of these women are
only into me because Jill died?

284
00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:33,509
Yep!

285
00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:36,493
No, no, no, no.

286
00:10:36,494 --> 00:10:38,437
I don't want this to be what defines me.

287
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,983
I spent the last year
of my life being pitied.

288
00:10:41,497 --> 00:10:44,816
People used to see me and say,
"Hey, Wade! How you doing?!"

289
00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:47,803
Now they say, "Hey,
Wade. How you doing?"

290
00:10:47,804 --> 00:10:50,167
Last thing that I want is pity dates.

291
00:10:50,168 --> 00:10:51,477
Think about it like this though.

292
00:10:51,478 --> 00:10:53,963
- Pity dates sometimes lead to pity sex.
- Mm.

293
00:10:53,964 --> 00:10:56,198
Believe me, I speak from experience.

294
00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,198
- He's not wrong.
- Mm.

295
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:01,101
Okay, that's not what I
want, so I'm just gonna go

296
00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:03,498
with plain old "single".

297
00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:05,673
And just like that,

298
00:11:05,674 --> 00:11:08,351
the unicorn becomes
a regular dumb horse.

299
00:11:08,352 --> 00:11:10,078
You know what? There's
nothing wrong with a horse.

300
00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:11,753
Just a plain brown-eyed horse.

301
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,821
Brownish-hazel.

302
00:11:12,822 --> 00:11:14,699
Or green. Bye.

303
00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:24,507
Wow!

304
00:11:24,508 --> 00:11:26,034
Look at you.

305
00:11:26,035 --> 00:11:28,145
- What do you think?
- You look fantastic.

306
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,058
Yeah. I mean, it-it could use

307
00:11:30,059 --> 00:11:32,645
- a-a French tuck, maybe.
- Ooh.

308
00:11:32,646 --> 00:11:34,221
- I don't know what that is.
- Oh, I'll show you.

309
00:11:34,222 --> 00:11:35,839
Watch this. You know what I'm thinking?

310
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,498
Do you mind if I shove
my hands down your pants?

311
00:11:37,499 --> 00:11:38,916
- N-No, no, no. Do what you got to do.
- Okay.

312
00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,422
I'm thinking... watch this.

313
00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:42,175
- What?
- Half a French.

314
00:11:42,587 --> 00:11:44,599
- Forrest.
- Yeah.

315
00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:48,003
I'm not mad at that. You know what?

316
00:11:48,004 --> 00:11:50,573
Danielle's not gonna be able
to keep her little hands off ya.

317
00:11:50,574 --> 00:11:52,458
Oh, my God, I'm in here.

318
00:11:52,459 --> 00:11:54,660
Oh. I'm... N-Not your dad.

319
00:11:54,661 --> 00:11:57,104
Nobody's touching him. He's gross.

320
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,383
Linda, Joyce! Come
on! Let's go for a walk.

321
00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:05,426
Oh, babies.

322
00:12:05,427 --> 00:12:06,488
Hey, Nat.

323
00:12:06,489 --> 00:12:07,769
How do I look?

324
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:08,961
Dumb.

325
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,697
- Aw.
- Dumb awesome, right?

326
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,731
Oh, come on, Nat.

327
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,340
- I just want to get your opin...
- Dad.

328
00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:15,934
Don't worry about her. She'll be fine.

329
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,840
Now go and have fun.

330
00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:18,960
Yeah.

331
00:12:18,961 --> 00:12:21,238
Oh, hey. Wedding ring.

332
00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:24,058
Oh, uh, yeah. I don't
know if I can take it off.

333
00:12:24,059 --> 00:12:25,793
Look, Wade,

334
00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:28,279
I know that this is
hard, but this is good.

335
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,724
This is saying yes to the
future. I'm gonna grab...

336
00:12:31,725 --> 00:12:33,345
Thank you, Delia. What I mean is

337
00:12:33,346 --> 00:12:35,180
I don't know if I can
get it off my finger.

338
00:12:35,181 --> 00:12:37,491
It hasn't been off in 20 years.

339
00:12:37,492 --> 00:12:38,892
You just dip it in cold water.

340
00:12:38,893 --> 00:12:40,631
It makes extremities shrink.

341
00:12:40,632 --> 00:12:42,133
It's a finger.

342
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:48,494
Mmm. Mmm. Wow.

343
00:12:48,495 --> 00:12:50,021
These shishito peppers are great

344
00:12:50,022 --> 00:12:52,591
until suddenly... zoom...
your mouth is on fire.

345
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,978
Do you date a lot, Wade?

346
00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:59,366
Uh, uh, no. No. I, um...

347
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,093
Oh. Spend a lot of time at work?

348
00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:03,222
- I do, yeah.
- So that's why you're single.

349
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,676
I guess it's among the reasons, yeah.

350
00:13:05,677 --> 00:13:07,466
So, um, tell me something about you.

351
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:09,076
- What kind of music do you like?
- Rock.

352
00:13:09,077 --> 00:13:11,175
How many people have you met online?

353
00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:13,735
Not many. Uh, what kind of rock? Hard?

354
00:13:13,736 --> 00:13:15,637
Soft rock? What's your favorite?

355
00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:16,955
Check.

356
00:13:16,956 --> 00:13:18,857
What? Why?

357
00:13:18,858 --> 00:13:21,419
- You're married. Check.
- No, I'm not.

358
00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:24,466
Tell that to the white
circle on your ring finger.

359
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:26,790
Oh. No, this... No. No, no, no.

360
00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,525
Danielle, this, I-I can explain this.

361
00:13:28,526 --> 00:13:30,469
- I don't date cheaters.
- But I'm not a cheater.

362
00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:33,748
Look, I couldn't cheat if
I wanted to. My wife died!

363
00:13:40,337 --> 00:13:42,196
It was a year ago.

364
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:46,160
And I just took my
wedding ring off today.

365
00:13:46,419 --> 00:13:48,237
I am so sorry.

366
00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:49,972
I'm gonna comp the shishito peppers.

367
00:13:49,973 --> 00:13:51,600
Oh, that's-that's okay.

368
00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:55,501
- You must think I'm awful.
- No. I...

369
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,112
Compliments of the people
in the corner booth.

370
00:13:58,113 --> 00:13:59,472
That's not necessary.

371
00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,998
Uh, corner booth, thank you.

372
00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:03,217
But, really, that's-that's
not necessary.

373
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,495
I'm sorry.

374
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:09,107
Um, this is what I was trying to avoid.

375
00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:10,342
Yeah.

376
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:12,703
So do you want to leave?

377
00:14:12,704 --> 00:14:13,743
Might as well.

378
00:14:13,744 --> 00:14:15,446
My place is, like,
five minutes from here.

379
00:14:15,447 --> 00:14:17,949
Oh, wow, that's really
convenient for you.

380
00:14:21,122 --> 00:14:22,231
Oh.

381
00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:23,507
You...

382
00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:26,451
You mean me, to... Wow.

383
00:14:26,452 --> 00:14:27,727
- Really?
- Wow.

384
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,880
- O-O-Okay.
- Okay.

385
00:14:29,881 --> 00:14:31,223
- Okay.
- All right.

386
00:14:31,224 --> 00:14:32,291
All right.

387
00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:53,867
I'm sorry.

388
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:55,769
I-I can't do this.

389
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,545
You can't?

390
00:14:57,546 --> 00:15:00,281
Here's the thing: I know
that you're only doing this

391
00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:01,558
because I'm a unicorn.

392
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:03,543
- You're a what?
- Because my wife died.

393
00:15:03,544 --> 00:15:06,279
It's a term for someone like me.

394
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,798
You know, not divorced,
haven't been sleeping around.

395
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,867
What's wrong with divorced
people who sleep around?

396
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,018
I'm-I'm sorry.

397
00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:14,061
I-I just described you, didn't I?

398
00:15:14,062 --> 00:15:15,138
You did.

399
00:15:15,139 --> 00:15:17,308
And that's great! That's awesome.

400
00:15:17,864 --> 00:15:20,224
It's just...

401
00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:23,169
I don't really know who I am anymore.

402
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,947
So whenever I do this,

403
00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:28,433
it can't be because of
the tragedy in my life.

404
00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:30,877
I get it.

405
00:15:30,878 --> 00:15:34,614
And when you figure out who
you are, click on me again.

406
00:15:34,615 --> 00:15:37,636
You're sweet, and you're nothing
like the guys I've been dating.

407
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,579
You don't drive a Porsche, do you?

408
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,814
I drive a dirty pickup.

409
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,775
God, you're hot.

410
00:15:53,546 --> 00:15:56,323
I'm still really mad at you.

411
00:15:57,596 --> 00:16:00,098
Trust me, I understand.

412
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,344
And if it makes you feel any better,

413
00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:07,758
my date was a total disaster.

414
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,868
Good.

415
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,672
Okay, get dressed.

416
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:13,457
We're gonna go to Jimby's
to get some waffles

417
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,733
like we used to do with Mom.

418
00:16:14,734 --> 00:16:16,957
Now? It's 9:30 on a school night.

419
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:20,110
You don't want waffles?
Come on, let's go.

420
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:22,385
I can't believe what a
bad parent you are.

421
00:16:22,386 --> 00:16:23,995
Come on! Hey, Grace! Grace!

422
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:25,364
- Get up. We're gonna go...
- Dad!

423
00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:27,558
Oh. Sorry!

424
00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:29,311
Wait a second, I'm...

425
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:32,526
I'm not sorry.

426
00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:34,112
Grace.

427
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,818
Um, Dad...

428
00:16:39,819 --> 00:16:41,595
you know, you know Andrew.

429
00:16:41,596 --> 00:16:43,580
Yes, I do know Andrew.

430
00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:45,815
He's lived next door
for the last ten years.

431
00:16:45,816 --> 00:16:47,693
Good evening, sir.

432
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,328
How was your date?

433
00:16:51,329 --> 00:16:53,413
- Not great.
- Waffles!

434
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:55,057
Oh.

435
00:16:57,902 --> 00:16:59,670
This is so awkward.

436
00:17:13,084 --> 00:17:14,526
Everything good here?

437
00:17:14,527 --> 00:17:16,720
My sister let a boy touch her boob.

438
00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:19,757
It's not funny.

439
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:21,843
No, it's not funny, Grace.

440
00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:26,062
I was so happy that you
were being so supportive.

441
00:17:26,063 --> 00:17:28,205
It turns out you only wanted
me out of the house

442
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:29,808
so that you could, you know...

443
00:17:29,809 --> 00:17:31,585
- Boob action.
- Yes, Nat.

444
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:33,529
Thank you.

445
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,473
You know what your mother
would say right now?

446
00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:37,750
Yes.

447
00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:39,169
Well?

448
00:17:40,653 --> 00:17:42,387
What would that be?

449
00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:43,950
You don't know?

450
00:17:43,951 --> 00:17:45,778
No, I have no idea.

451
00:17:45,779 --> 00:17:48,014
Your mom and I had a very
strict division of labor.

452
00:17:48,015 --> 00:17:49,291
We were a team.

453
00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:51,819
She did discipline, I put toys together.

454
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,365
She did diapers, I did vomit.

455
00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:55,351
But this, what happened tonight?

456
00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:57,582
That would be her
sitting here right now.

457
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,900
I'm sorry, Dad.

458
00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:00,009
But...

459
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,703
I-I mean, you don't have to worry.

460
00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:03,706
- You know you can trust me.
- Yes.

461
00:18:04,177 --> 00:18:06,787
But I'm gonna watch you like a hawk.

462
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,397
Fantastic.

463
00:18:09,558 --> 00:18:11,602
We're gonna have to
make some changes, guys.

464
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,707
I mean, starting with me.

465
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,293
The way we've been living?
Dogs on the counter?

466
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:17,581
- Uh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

467
00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:19,024
And, also, brownies for dinner?

468
00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:20,467
I mean, I'm 12 years old,

469
00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:22,211
and even I know that is messed up.

470
00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:23,780
Okay. Agreed.

471
00:18:23,781 --> 00:18:26,224
But we can do this.

472
00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:28,710
Hands right here.

473
00:18:28,711 --> 00:18:31,154
If we can make it
through this last year,

474
00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:33,533
we can make it through anything.

475
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:39,574
I miss Mom.

476
00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:41,685
I miss her, too, kiddo.

477
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,342
What keeps making that noise?

478
00:18:45,343 --> 00:18:46,460
Um, I don't know.

479
00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:47,929
- It's your dating app, isn't it?
- No, it's not.

480
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:50,790
- Oh, yeah, give it to me. Give it to me.
- Uh-huh. Yes, it is.

481
00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,108
Oh. Oh.

482
00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:54,352
- We can do better than her.
- Let me see.

483
00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:56,537
"Oh, I'm gonna go drop my
kids off at the museum."

484
00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:58,147
Like, outside the grocery store...

485
00:19:00,384 --> 00:19:01,743
Behold!

486
00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:03,936
Wade's five-alarm chili!

487
00:19:06,089 --> 00:19:09,056
Wade, it is so good to
see you cooking again.

488
00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:10,666
- Thank you, Michelle.
- Mm-hmm.

489
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,443
I really think that
I'm turning a corner.

490
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,845
Mmm, what we got here?

491
00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:16,473
Uh, special recipe. No
more than two bowls each.

492
00:19:16,474 --> 00:19:17,624
- Ah!
- Okay. Enjoy.

493
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:18,817
- We won't.
- Enjoy.

494
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:20,945
Mmm.

495
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:23,148
You know what I forgot in all this?

496
00:19:23,149 --> 00:19:25,091
- Hmm?
- Wade is a terrible cook.

497
00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,510
He sucks.

498
00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:29,810
Ugh.

499
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,462
Yeah.

500
00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:34,332
Andrew.

501
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,983
Y-Yes, sir?

502
00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:37,008
We're cool.

503
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,326
Just, uh, sit right here.

504
00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:40,727
That's fair.

505
00:19:40,728 --> 00:19:42,062
Yeah.

506
00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:44,885
Hey.

507
00:19:44,886 --> 00:19:46,829
- Hey. Hey, Delia.
- Hey, kiddo.

508
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,773
So, you know,

509
00:19:48,774 --> 00:19:51,718
your dad tells me that you entered

510
00:19:51,719 --> 00:19:54,663
- the exploration phase of life, huh?
- Oh, God.

511
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,148
No, no, no. There's nothing

512
00:19:56,149 --> 00:19:57,624
to feel ashamed or weird about.

513
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:58,650
This is very natural.

514
00:19:58,651 --> 00:20:00,010
You know, I'm a pediatrician,

515
00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:02,580
so I would love to just
unpack this with you.

516
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:04,557
Can I just have a pamphlet or something?

517
00:20:04,558 --> 00:20:05,582
No.

518
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,733
Okay.

519
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:09,636
Now, there's a physiological
response for a lot of things.

520
00:20:09,637 --> 00:20:11,467
- Oh, God.
- Like when we get embarrassed,

521
00:20:11,468 --> 00:20:13,847
we start to sweat. And sometimes,

522
00:20:13,848 --> 00:20:17,092
when we get real turned-on...

523
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:18,535
You might want to listen to this.

524
00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:20,187
Huh?

525
00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:22,464
? If you're feeling bad... ?

526
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:23,907
Hey, Wade.

527
00:20:23,908 --> 00:20:25,517
Oh, hey, Tracy.

528
00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:28,754
Mmm. This chili is... bomb.

529
00:20:28,755 --> 00:20:30,364
- Mmm.
- Oh, thank you.

530
00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:31,974
I'll, um, I'll send you the recipe.

531
00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:34,084
Oh, I-I'd rather you just...

532
00:20:34,085 --> 00:20:36,338
teach me how to make it.

533
00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:40,315
Oh.

534
00:20:40,316 --> 00:20:42,217
Uh, sure.

535
00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:43,368
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Why not?

536
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:44,895
We can, we can figure something out.

537
00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,856
Mmm. Mm-hmm.

538
00:20:50,894 --> 00:20:54,338
Uh, hey, guys, can we, uh...
can we huddle up over here?

539
00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:57,825
I don't want to be that guy, but...

540
00:20:57,826 --> 00:21:01,812
I think Tracy Wilvers is really into me.

541
00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:04,215
You go back to her place!
We will watch your kids!

542
00:21:04,216 --> 00:21:06,050
- Why are you yelling at me?
- God, Forrest.

543
00:21:06,051 --> 00:21:08,161
It's Tracy Wilvers!

544
00:21:08,162 --> 00:21:10,689
Who is... just fine.

545
00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:12,049
Go over there.

546
00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:13,640
I feel like you just need
to talk with her yourself.

547
00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:15,601
- Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
- Like, you can do that.

548
00:21:16,327 --> 00:21:17,477
Don't do that.

549
00:21:19,422 --> 00:21:21,716
- No, no, no, don't fist bump!
- And he blew it up.

550
00:21:21,717 --> 00:21:23,719
What is he doing?

551
00:21:30,610 --> 00:21:38,610
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