1 00:00:01,514 --> 00:00:03,895 Heaven is empty, God is gone. 2 00:00:03,898 --> 00:00:06,478 We want you to take His place. 3 00:00:06,508 --> 00:00:07,925 _ 4 00:00:07,986 --> 00:00:09,792 As long as I got a badge in my wallet, 5 00:00:09,794 --> 00:00:12,278 there isn't gonna be any damn apocalypse. 6 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:16,489 This is God's chosen one? 7 00:00:16,492 --> 00:00:19,868 Why, I could never let you take him. 8 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:24,992 He must have some bigger plan. 9 00:00:24,995 --> 00:00:27,111 God's going to replace us. 10 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:30,550 Well, you're right about that. Unless... 11 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,418 I think it's ready, 12 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,645 but there's only one way to find out. 13 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,481 Shh, shh, shh. 14 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:49,555 A bit more. 15 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,246 My God. It works perfectly. 16 00:00:56,248 --> 00:00:59,341 I'll never doubt you again, my brother. 17 00:01:11,281 --> 00:01:14,598 ? ...he truly feels ? 18 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,526 ? Und not the words ? 19 00:01:17,528 --> 00:01:20,696 ? Of one who kneels ? 20 00:01:20,698 --> 00:01:24,058 ? Ze record shows ? 21 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,952 ? I took the blows ? 22 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,522 ? Und did it ? 23 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:35,711 ? Me-e-in way ? 24 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,549 - Wunderbar! - Wunderbar! 25 00:01:44,347 --> 00:01:48,390 Und now, ladies unt gentlemen, 26 00:01:48,392 --> 00:01:56,017 your next Little Mister Dusseldorf... 27 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:58,400 for ze fourth year in a row, 28 00:01:58,402 --> 00:02:01,495 Klaus Starr! 29 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:16,827 Thank you. 30 00:02:16,829 --> 00:02:19,680 Thank you. Thanks so much. 31 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,667 ? I'll alvays be happy. ? 32 00:02:38,517 --> 00:02:40,217 Congratulations, Dieter... 33 00:02:40,219 --> 00:02:43,095 Mr. Congeniality, three years straight. 34 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:49,043 Congratulations... everyone. 35 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:51,194 Get him. 36 00:03:00,631 --> 00:03:03,206 You're ze star, aren't you, Klaus? 37 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:06,635 I wonder what kind of star you would be 38 00:03:06,637 --> 00:03:08,470 vithout your looks? 39 00:03:08,471 --> 00:03:12,951 Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! 40 00:03:12,952 --> 00:03:18,351 Star! Star! Star! Star! Star! 41 00:03:18,352 --> 00:03:22,642 Star! Star! Star! Star! 42 00:03:23,154 --> 00:03:25,863 My beauty! 43 00:03:25,865 --> 00:03:28,749 My eye! 44 00:03:30,661 --> 00:03:31,994 We're okay. 45 00:03:31,996 --> 00:03:34,288 Okay. 46 00:03:34,291 --> 00:03:35,624 I'm sorry. 47 00:03:35,627 --> 00:03:38,167 Oh, don't be. No. You just had a bad dream. 48 00:03:38,169 --> 00:03:41,411 - It's perfectly normal during this procedure. - Wub. 49 00:03:43,248 --> 00:03:45,157 My... 50 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:46,717 genitals. 51 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:48,827 - We saved what we could... - Mm. 52 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,234 which turned out to be nothing. 53 00:03:51,237 --> 00:03:54,089 - Wub. - Yes, no doubt it is a fine spigot, 54 00:03:54,092 --> 00:03:58,195 but that's cold comfort to him. 55 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:05,344 Well, you saved my life at least. 56 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:08,289 What, may I ask, 57 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,606 are your names? 58 00:04:09,608 --> 00:04:11,867 Well, I'm Karl Chunt, 59 00:04:11,869 --> 00:04:15,445 and these are my brothers, Ernie and Cyrus. 60 00:04:15,447 --> 00:04:17,523 Wub. 61 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:21,117 Wub. 62 00:04:21,119 --> 00:04:23,053 Let's get some food in you. 63 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:29,125 Ah, there. 64 00:04:29,127 --> 00:04:31,036 Little comfort food, eh? 65 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:34,130 Put some meat back on those bones. 66 00:04:39,605 --> 00:04:41,547 Mm. 67 00:04:43,134 --> 00:04:44,717 Mm. 68 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:45,901 That's good. 69 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:47,553 Ernie made it. 70 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:51,907 Mm. Mm. 71 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:57,004 I'm sorry. 72 00:04:57,006 --> 00:05:02,417 It's been so long since someone's showed me kindness. 73 00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:04,512 I've had so much... 74 00:05:04,514 --> 00:05:07,497 taken from me. 75 00:05:07,499 --> 00:05:09,575 People are cruel. 76 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:10,667 Mm. 77 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,865 You... 78 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,425 You're eating me! 79 00:05:27,678 --> 00:05:29,703 Oh! Well, we all are. 80 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:31,764 You're the guest. You got first bowl. 81 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,812 Idiots! Do you have any idea? 82 00:05:33,815 --> 00:05:37,193 I am the most powerful man in the w... 83 00:05:37,195 --> 00:05:38,950 Stop that! 84 00:05:38,953 --> 00:05:40,880 Not another bite! 85 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:46,687 Listen to me, you knit-browed monkey dullards, 86 00:05:46,689 --> 00:05:51,633 my location has been broadcast via subdural transponder. 87 00:05:51,635 --> 00:05:53,227 I would think twice 88 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:55,365 before you choose how to proceed. 89 00:05:55,368 --> 00:05:56,750 At this precise moment, 90 00:05:56,753 --> 00:05:58,845 the world's most lethal operatives 91 00:05:58,848 --> 00:06:03,796 are converging on this very spot to rescue me and to kill you! 92 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,529 - Wub? - Shut up! 93 00:06:13,532 --> 00:06:14,783 Oh! 94 00:06:14,786 --> 00:06:17,678 You've got your blood pressure up, don't you? 95 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:20,069 You know what that means, Ernie. 96 00:06:20,072 --> 00:06:22,923 Yeah, It's time for your favorite! 97 00:06:24,242 --> 00:06:25,926 It's thigh time. 98 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,744 Thigh! 99 00:06:39,424 --> 00:06:41,591 Sir, I'm here to... 100 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:08,030 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans- ...www.Addic7ed.com... 101 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:48,046 Ugh. 102 00:07:48,049 --> 00:07:49,510 After all He's done, 103 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,494 knowing what He "plans to do," 104 00:07:51,496 --> 00:07:54,055 you're really gonna stick with God, like a child? 105 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:55,424 I gave you my answer. 106 00:07:55,426 --> 00:07:57,333 Yeah, well, it's a shit one. 107 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,207 Then I guess it's back to watching my dad 108 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:12,047 get killed over and over. 109 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:15,927 I'll let you in on something, Fiore. 110 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:20,557 I've had that playing in my head since I was 10 years old. 111 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,821 Your little filmstrip ain't gonna change shit. 112 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:30,533 Let me let you in on something, Preacher. 113 00:08:30,535 --> 00:08:34,947 The filmstrip part of things is over. 114 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:08,663 It's a bit wrathful-lookin', isn't it? 115 00:09:08,665 --> 00:09:10,493 Old Testament-like. 116 00:09:10,496 --> 00:09:12,954 Yeah? 117 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,979 Well, let's find out. 118 00:09:42,224 --> 00:09:45,231 Aaah! Aaaaah! 119 00:09:47,404 --> 00:09:49,255 Alright, well, come on, just do it. 120 00:09:49,258 --> 00:09:50,740 No. 121 00:09:50,743 --> 00:09:52,910 He killed Jesse in front of us... 122 00:09:52,913 --> 00:09:54,504 I'm doing this in front of Him. 123 00:09:54,507 --> 00:09:57,028 We are in front of him! He's God. 124 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,047 He can see us on the bloody toilet, can't he? 125 00:09:59,049 --> 00:10:01,791 I want to see Him seeing it. 126 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:05,795 Come out and face us, you sack a shit! 127 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:12,853 Huh. 128 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,858 He'll make His move. 129 00:10:19,861 --> 00:10:22,862 We're gonna stay right here until He does. 130 00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:27,609 Ohh. 131 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:36,222 _ 132 00:10:39,838 --> 00:10:41,337 Alright. 133 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,857 Well, then... 134 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:45,343 Let's find a place 135 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:46,938 for our little family. 136 00:10:48,852 --> 00:10:51,370 Who have we got here? We got Daddy pine cone. 137 00:10:51,373 --> 00:10:53,268 Alright. 138 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,404 We've got Mommy pine cone there. 139 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:56,871 Oh! 140 00:10:56,873 --> 00:11:00,099 And who is this little bastard here? 141 00:11:00,101 --> 00:11:01,165 Who's that? 142 00:11:01,168 --> 00:11:03,944 - Humperdoo pine cone! - Okay, over here. 143 00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:18,104 They new batteries? 144 00:11:18,107 --> 00:11:21,501 Yeah. I switched 'em out this morning. 145 00:11:21,504 --> 00:11:22,981 These, too. 146 00:11:22,984 --> 00:11:24,443 Got plenty of spares. 147 00:11:24,446 --> 00:11:26,042 Come on, turn around. 148 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:30,439 Now... 149 00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:32,265 let's go to the moon. 150 00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:33,475 Ohh! 151 00:11:33,477 --> 00:11:34,855 God's here. 152 00:11:34,858 --> 00:11:36,645 You got to go. You got to go to the moon. 153 00:11:36,647 --> 00:11:39,389 Oh, to the moon! 154 00:11:40,672 --> 00:11:42,800 To the "moom"! 155 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,340 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, 156 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:47,397 three Mississippi, four Mississippi, 157 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:49,750 five Mississippi, six Mississippi, 158 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,370 seven Mississippi, eight, nine, 159 00:11:52,373 --> 00:11:53,890 and... 160 00:11:53,893 --> 00:11:54,996 boom. 161 00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:57,090 To the moom! 162 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,583 Aw. He cracks me up. 163 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:07,348 Do you know what I'm saying? I mean... 164 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,069 there's something about him, right? 165 00:12:10,388 --> 00:12:12,814 Aw, he's adorable. 166 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,967 And he's the only thing 167 00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:16,910 that of shit God cares about, 168 00:12:16,912 --> 00:12:19,413 so when the time comes... 169 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:21,665 Yeah. Well, you're right. 170 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,700 Gloves are off. 171 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,252 Just don't forget why we're here. 172 00:12:25,254 --> 00:12:26,824 Okay? 173 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,835 You'll do great! 174 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:50,852 Mm. 175 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,450 It feels wrong. 176 00:12:52,453 --> 00:12:53,855 Nein, nein. 177 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,524 Fear und doubt, you cannot let them 178 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:58,177 cloud your judgment or your will to act. 179 00:12:58,179 --> 00:13:00,954 No, it's just, uh... 180 00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:02,981 I'm overstepping. 181 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:09,704 Listen to me, Jesus. 182 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,282 And I speak from experience. 183 00:13:12,284 --> 00:13:15,027 There comes a time in life 184 00:13:15,029 --> 00:13:19,139 - where you simply has to do ze right thing. - Right. 185 00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:21,958 I'm worried that... that we're doing the wrong thing. 186 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,811 Nein. 187 00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:25,646 Nein! 188 00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:28,206 We cannot, and we will not! 189 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,875 - Hmm. - I know. That's what I'm saying. 190 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:30,984 I know. 191 00:13:30,986 --> 00:13:32,694 What? 192 00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:35,781 Oh, don't worry. We are exactly on ze same page. 193 00:13:59,314 --> 00:14:02,683 My condolences, Allfather, 194 00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:06,011 for ze passing of the Christ child. 195 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,746 Suicide. 196 00:14:07,748 --> 00:14:10,232 So tragic. 197 00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:13,694 And yet they say depression is a sign of genius... 198 00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,103 Cut the bullshit, Hitler. 199 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,464 We all know he didn't kill himself. 200 00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:20,567 And we all know he was just a clone of the real Humperdoo, 201 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:24,020 whom we still cannot find. 202 00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:26,874 In other words, we know we failed. 203 00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:29,025 It's over... 204 00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:32,862 no Messiah, no dance, 205 00:14:32,864 --> 00:14:35,090 no apocalypse. 206 00:14:39,889 --> 00:14:42,797 On ze other hand... 207 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:47,377 there is something else we know. 208 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:51,306 We have Jesus... of Nazareth... 209 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:56,311 the original, accept-no-substitutions Messiah. 210 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,964 You speak of clones. 211 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:02,058 What is this missing Christ child 212 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:06,688 but a clone of our Freund here? 213 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,808 Him. 214 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,326 We wouldn't be in this mess 215 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,759 if he hadn't been caught whoring around. 216 00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:15,756 One time, okay? 217 00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:18,408 And it was 2,000 years ago. 218 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,001 And she wasn't a whore. 219 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,809 Let us show you something. 220 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,750 It's not necessary... 221 00:15:43,752 --> 00:15:46,144 ? This speech is my recital ? 222 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,062 ? I think it's very vital ? 223 00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:50,020 ? To rock a rhyme, that's right on time ? 224 00:15:50,023 --> 00:15:52,033 - ? Here we go! ? - ? "It's Tricky" is the title ? 225 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,852 ? It's tricky to rock a rhyme ? 226 00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,537 ? To rock a rhyme that's right on time ? 227 00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,355 ? It's tricky ? 228 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,541 ? It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky ? 229 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,301 ? It's tricky to rock a rhyme ? 230 00:16:01,303 --> 00:16:02,970 ? To rock a rhyme that's right on time ? 231 00:16:02,972 --> 00:16:04,704 ? It's tricky ? 232 00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:06,865 ? Tr-Tr-Tricky, tricky, t-t-t-tricky ? 233 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,791 ? I met this little girlie ? 234 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,626 ? Her hair was kinda curly ? 235 00:16:10,628 --> 00:16:12,479 ? Went to her house and bust her out ? 236 00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:14,539 ? I had to leave real early ? 237 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,357 ? These girls are really sleazy ? 238 00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:17,967 ? All they just say is "please me" ? 239 00:16:17,969 --> 00:16:19,978 ? Or spend some time and rock a rhyme ? 240 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,130 - Enough! - ? I said, "It's not that easy" ? 241 00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:23,412 ? It's... ? 242 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,811 It's not up to me. 243 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,056 So, save your ghetto gyrations 244 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:35,627 for someone whose dick doesn't require constant descaling. 245 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,582 Humperdoo is the Chosen One, 246 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:44,344 and he is the one that your Father wants. 247 00:16:44,346 --> 00:16:47,163 Not you... 248 00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:49,408 not ever. 249 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,264 "Hump"! 250 00:17:01,196 --> 00:17:04,089 Humperdoo! 251 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,273 Hump! 252 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,144 Bollocks. Hump! 253 00:17:07,147 --> 00:17:08,443 How the hell'd he get away, Cass? 254 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,445 Because I needed to pee, alright? 255 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,213 Look, I don't like doing it in front of him. 256 00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:13,403 He thinks I'm trying to play. 257 00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:15,036 Well, you should've switched with me. 258 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:16,351 Look, I... 259 00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:26,369 Look at that! 260 00:17:26,371 --> 00:17:28,613 Can you believe that? 261 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,335 Humperd... Humperdoo. 262 00:17:30,338 --> 00:17:31,541 Hump! 263 00:17:31,543 --> 00:17:32,893 - Humperdoo. - Huh? 264 00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:34,544 Come here. 265 00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:36,621 - Over here. - Oh! 266 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,398 - Oh, uh... - I know! 267 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,625 Uh... 268 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,069 Holy shit! 269 00:17:42,071 --> 00:17:43,795 Dude, that was biblical! 270 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,221 Dog. 271 00:17:45,223 --> 00:17:46,882 Yeah, sure it was a dog. 272 00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:49,242 Listen, we're gonna have to check you for ticks now. 273 00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:51,486 - Aw! - "Aw"! For real, for real, man. 274 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,822 - Wha? - Messing with wild deer. 275 00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,490 Unbelievable, dude! 276 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,474 Ha. 277 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,159 That was biblical, man. 278 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,754 God damn it. 279 00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:03,590 We've been looking all over the place for you. 280 00:18:03,592 --> 00:18:05,063 Let's go inside and think. 281 00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:50,820 Ugh. 282 00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:17,540 Oh, Klaus. 283 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:22,044 I thought you wanted to be beautiful again. 284 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,565 I do. 285 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:28,977 But I can't find the Child. 286 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,963 I've tried everything. 287 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:35,567 I just don't know where he is. 288 00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:41,322 That's because... 289 00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:47,903 you never asked. 290 00:20:47,905 --> 00:20:50,164 Bring him home, 291 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,501 and you'll get your looks back. 292 00:22:17,846 --> 00:22:19,087 Thanks. 293 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:29,547 What do you think now? 294 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,107 About what? 295 00:22:31,109 --> 00:22:32,492 God. 296 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:39,819 You still got questions for Him? 297 00:22:39,822 --> 00:22:42,427 You ever hear that story about the drunk general 298 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:47,281 who got caught reading his map sideways? 299 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,934 It was back in the war... 300 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:53,454 middle of a big battle. 301 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:58,292 Colonel rides up on his horse and says to the General, 302 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,370 "What do we do?" 303 00:23:01,372 --> 00:23:04,391 Our General says, 304 00:23:04,393 --> 00:23:09,562 "We're gonna march right up that hill." 305 00:23:09,564 --> 00:23:11,456 The Colonel sees the sideways map 306 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:15,810 in the General's hand but... 307 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,979 he follows orders just like everybody else, 308 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:21,074 so he sends his men up that hill 309 00:23:21,076 --> 00:23:23,893 into a slaughter. 310 00:23:23,895 --> 00:23:27,138 You could hear them boys laid up on that hill, 311 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:30,917 screaming into the night, all the next day... 312 00:23:33,755 --> 00:23:37,239 whole hill... 313 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,575 screaming and... 314 00:23:39,577 --> 00:23:43,988 dying... 315 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:46,674 all because the Colonel followed his orders. 316 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,938 You were the Colonel. 317 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,502 I was the General. 318 00:24:04,919 --> 00:24:07,228 I never heard you talk that much. 319 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:17,130 Thought you were doomed to walk the Earth? 320 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:36,057 Where did you get that horse? 321 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,564 No. 322 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,977 You hear that, Preacher? 323 00:24:47,979 --> 00:24:51,055 That's what's coming, 'cause of you. 324 00:24:56,654 --> 00:24:59,589 You better sit on that throne... 325 00:24:59,591 --> 00:25:00,906 Preacher! 326 00:25:12,003 --> 00:25:13,335 Sorry. 327 00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:15,079 But there's only one way out of here. 328 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:16,097 Oh. 329 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,506 This is just a test. 330 00:25:17,508 --> 00:25:20,768 Yeah, it's a test... of your stupidity. 331 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:23,530 God's plan is real, okay? 332 00:25:23,532 --> 00:25:26,366 We're not... We're not muckin' about. 333 00:25:26,368 --> 00:25:30,185 We think we put ants up your bottom for fun? 334 00:25:30,187 --> 00:25:32,655 He's testing my faith. 335 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,282 This can't be His plan. 336 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,342 There has to be something more. 337 00:25:36,344 --> 00:25:38,286 Of course there's more. There's always more. 338 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:40,939 There's... There's... There's whips 339 00:25:40,941 --> 00:25:43,683 and saws and chains 340 00:25:43,685 --> 00:25:48,037 and molten magma smeared over your buttocks 341 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:50,390 like butter 342 00:25:50,392 --> 00:25:51,724 on a cream cracker. 343 00:25:51,726 --> 00:25:53,284 A what? 344 00:25:53,286 --> 00:25:55,377 It's a biscuit. It's a... It's a square... 345 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:58,439 Look, that doesn't matter! 346 00:25:58,441 --> 00:26:00,958 Jesus, Fiore. 347 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,869 Those speedballs have turned you into a dick. 348 00:26:08,410 --> 00:26:11,393 Do what you have to do. 349 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,562 I like biscuits. 350 00:26:13,564 --> 00:26:15,881 Just put him on the throne. 351 00:26:20,571 --> 00:26:22,888 It's not that kind of biscuit. 352 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,094 Jesse... 353 00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:30,488 live! 354 00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:23,207 They're just sitting down to eat. 355 00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:37,096 Ohh. 356 00:27:37,098 --> 00:27:39,648 Ohh! 357 00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:41,801 Alright. 358 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,248 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah! 359 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:48,466 - Yeah? - Mmm! 360 00:27:48,468 --> 00:27:50,510 It's good stuff. What's in here? 361 00:27:50,512 --> 00:27:54,071 What is that? Ugh. Are they blueberries? 362 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,491 Yeah. Good, right? 363 00:27:55,494 --> 00:27:57,900 On a burger? It's very surprising. 364 00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:00,753 Hump here sure loves it. Look at that! 365 00:28:01,797 --> 00:28:03,915 Yeah. 366 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:05,358 Sorta does, doesn't he? 367 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,586 Oh, what, are you kidding me? He is a huge fan. 368 00:28:10,673 --> 00:28:11,923 Are you kidding me?! 369 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,243 It's probably... 370 00:28:16,245 --> 00:28:17,885 It's probably just a l... a little bug. 371 00:28:17,888 --> 00:28:19,021 You know, it happens t... 372 00:28:25,142 --> 00:28:26,437 Wow! 373 00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:30,775 Ugh. 374 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:31,867 Wow. 375 00:28:31,869 --> 00:28:34,445 I think this is contagious. 376 00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:42,061 _ 377 00:28:42,063 --> 00:28:43,804 Hey, Hump. 378 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:44,856 Huh? 379 00:28:44,858 --> 00:28:46,474 Time to go to the moon. 380 00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,292 Ah! 381 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:49,460 To the moom! 382 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:50,795 Hump to the moom! 383 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,650 - Hello, Marnie. - Oh, man. 384 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:59,603 I am so sick... 385 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:03,449 - Aah! - Oh! J... 386 00:29:07,738 --> 00:29:09,321 Sir, I'd like to renew my request 387 00:29:09,323 --> 00:29:11,665 - to put a bullet in this... - Where is the Child?! 388 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,468 Oh, he's long gone. 389 00:29:13,470 --> 00:29:14,594 Target acquired. 390 00:29:14,596 --> 00:29:15,836 Let's go. 391 00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:18,747 What? 392 00:29:18,749 --> 00:29:20,082 Do it. 393 00:29:20,084 --> 00:29:21,476 - What? - Cass. 394 00:29:21,478 --> 00:29:23,269 Hold on, hold on. Let's think about this. 395 00:29:23,271 --> 00:29:24,345 Take him out. 396 00:29:24,347 --> 00:29:26,255 No. 397 00:29:26,257 --> 00:29:27,607 Give it to me. 398 00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:30,184 Look, I'm not gonna kill Hump, alright? 399 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,593 He hasn't done anything. 400 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:34,005 Give it... or I'll take it. 401 00:29:34,007 --> 00:29:35,856 Look, I respect you, alright, 402 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:38,600 and your skills as a fighter, Tulip... 403 00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:41,103 but, honestly, love, I'm a bloody vampire. 404 00:29:41,105 --> 00:29:42,779 You know, there's no way in hell you're... 405 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:50,021 No, no, no! 406 00:30:01,142 --> 00:30:03,217 - Okay. We're good. - Go, go, go! 407 00:30:06,589 --> 00:30:09,040 To the moom! 408 00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:17,548 Whoa! 409 00:30:21,395 --> 00:30:23,162 Shit. 410 00:30:39,496 --> 00:30:40,571 I'm sorry about... 411 00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:41,997 That's alright. 412 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:45,167 I was mansplaining a bit, wasn't I? 413 00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:46,427 Mm-hmm. 414 00:30:48,748 --> 00:30:51,582 It's just gonna be such a bitch to pull out. 415 00:30:56,030 --> 00:31:00,591 So, what do we do now? 416 00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:03,685 What else? 417 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,096 We gotta go get him. 418 00:31:05,098 --> 00:31:06,764 Mm-hmm. 419 00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:11,693 To save him or to kill him? 420 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:32,484 _ 421 00:32:54,727 --> 00:32:57,697 Hello, my child. 422 00:33:03,962 --> 00:33:05,898 Yes, yes. 423 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:08,627 It's really Me. 424 00:33:11,482 --> 00:33:13,499 It's not a trick. 425 00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:16,076 You're not in Hell. 426 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,138 I brought you back. 427 00:33:24,495 --> 00:33:27,829 I did it. 428 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,683 I refused. 429 00:33:30,685 --> 00:33:33,019 They tried everything they could. 430 00:33:33,021 --> 00:33:35,929 They burnt me, they tortured me, 431 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,339 but I refused! 432 00:33:37,341 --> 00:33:40,509 - I refused! - I know you did. 433 00:33:40,511 --> 00:33:42,361 It was just a test. 434 00:33:42,363 --> 00:33:43,863 The whole damn thing, 435 00:33:43,865 --> 00:33:45,939 my whole life was a test, right? 436 00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,304 - Yes! It was! - And I passed! 437 00:33:47,307 --> 00:33:48,592 Ye... 438 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,202 So you don't have to start again. 439 00:33:50,204 --> 00:33:54,040 You don't have to end the world, because I passed! 440 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:56,433 You came... 441 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,602 so close. 442 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,717 Close? 443 00:34:04,719 --> 00:34:09,496 What do ya mean? 444 00:34:09,498 --> 00:34:12,616 I didn't forsake you. I... 445 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:15,293 I didn't sit on your throne. 446 00:34:15,295 --> 00:34:21,625 Yeah, but... you wanted to. 447 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,719 I wanted to? 448 00:34:24,721 --> 00:34:26,279 Are you serious? 449 00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:27,681 You sinned 450 00:34:27,683 --> 00:34:30,392 in your heart, Jesse. 451 00:34:30,394 --> 00:34:33,311 Is that not serious? 452 00:34:34,749 --> 00:34:38,142 You're gonna end the world because I was tempted? 453 00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:40,828 "All have sinned, 454 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:44,906 and fallen short of the glory of God." 455 00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,258 You're making it sound 456 00:34:46,260 --> 00:34:48,652 like there was no way to pass the test. 457 00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:52,990 I gave Mankind free will. 458 00:34:52,992 --> 00:34:57,928 Your choices are your own, and so are the consequences. 459 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,588 You made us this way. 460 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:05,018 I made you in My own image. 461 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,446 A little thanks would be nice. 462 00:35:07,448 --> 00:35:09,840 Thank You? 463 00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:13,344 For what? 464 00:35:13,346 --> 00:35:16,622 Kids with cancer? 465 00:35:16,624 --> 00:35:18,774 The Kardashians? 466 00:35:20,444 --> 00:35:22,353 Aah! 467 00:35:24,707 --> 00:35:26,753 Ah. 468 00:35:27,877 --> 00:35:29,284 Look at you... 469 00:35:29,286 --> 00:35:31,879 staring at Me. 470 00:35:33,883 --> 00:35:36,533 Is this how your father raised you... 471 00:35:37,828 --> 00:35:41,205 to look your Lord right in the eye? 472 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:02,242 This Creation's been... 473 00:36:04,839 --> 00:36:07,915 well, it's been a nice run. 474 00:36:09,310 --> 00:36:11,568 Aw, don't despair. 475 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,162 You've still got a little part to play 476 00:36:14,164 --> 00:36:17,257 before it's all said and done. 477 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:19,834 See you at the Apocalypse. 478 00:36:19,836 --> 00:36:21,762 Oh. 479 00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:25,541 Don't forget to bring your friends. 480 00:36:32,683 --> 00:36:34,700 Grail members! 481 00:36:34,702 --> 00:36:36,610 Please clear a path 482 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:38,937 as your Allfather 483 00:36:38,939 --> 00:36:41,932 makes his way to the stage! 484 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:51,992 Here he is, fully restored to his ageless beauty, 485 00:36:51,994 --> 00:36:54,703 your Allfather! 486 00:37:01,896 --> 00:37:05,231 Soldiers, functionaries, temps, 487 00:37:05,233 --> 00:37:09,050 and other servants of the Grail... 488 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:12,071 your Messiah has returned! 489 00:37:16,819 --> 00:37:21,314 My friends, at long last, the Apocalypse has... 490 00:37:21,317 --> 00:37:24,642 - An air date? - That's right. 491 00:37:24,644 --> 00:37:27,353 An air date. 492 00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:02,754 Your guy can get us in? 493 00:38:02,756 --> 00:38:03,931 Mm. 494 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,866 Good. 495 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:16,768 Feels like the end almost, huh? 496 00:38:16,770 --> 00:38:20,639 I guess we all gotta die sometime, eh? 497 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,313 Yeah. 498 00:38:27,315 --> 00:38:29,706 Patrick and Murphy... 499 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,345 they're out fishing at sea 500 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,639 and the engine on the boat dies. 501 00:38:39,758 --> 00:38:45,229 _ 502 00:38:45,315 --> 00:38:47,816 "Patrick, what in the hell'd you do that for? 503 00:38:47,818 --> 00:38:51,152 Now we're gonna have to piss in the boat." 504 00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:31,451 Oy. Mate. 505 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:32,953 We heard you in line yesterday, 506 00:39:32,955 --> 00:39:34,046 talkin' shit. 507 00:39:34,048 --> 00:39:35,714 "Talkin' shit"? 508 00:39:35,716 --> 00:39:37,672 'Bout a man that commands a lot of respect 509 00:39:37,674 --> 00:39:39,051 around here. 510 00:39:39,053 --> 00:39:40,886 Aw, no, no. I didn't mean that, okay? 511 00:39:40,888 --> 00:39:43,555 Look, I've got nothing but respect. 512 00:39:43,557 --> 00:39:45,115 No, no, no! 513 00:39:50,579 --> 00:39:52,782 Clapton is God! 514 00:39:56,528 --> 00:40:00,793 Attention, all pedophiles, please report to the nurse dispensary. 515 00:40:00,794 --> 00:40:05,123 Attention, pedophiles, the nurse dispensary is now open... 516 00:40:05,325 --> 00:40:07,412 _ 517 00:40:10,670 --> 00:40:13,655 _ 518 00:40:40,411 --> 00:40:41,739 I feel okay. 519 00:40:41,741 --> 00:40:45,525 Mm. 520 00:41:03,471 --> 00:41:05,286 Aw, bollocks. 521 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:06,697 Kamal! 522 00:41:06,699 --> 00:41:08,198 Look, I told you, man, 523 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,142 I'm gonna help you out with the bodies tomorrow. 524 00:41:10,144 --> 00:41:12,260 Christ. 525 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:14,538 I... 526 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:17,131 Cass... 527 00:41:19,153 --> 00:41:20,393 Tulip? 528 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:29,961 I'm back. 529 00:41:47,303 --> 00:41:52,974 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans- ...www.Addic7ed.com...