1 00:00:03,201 --> 00:00:10,200 www.subtitulamos.tv 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:16,999 Chapter 4 - "Songs of the Dark Lantern" 3 00:00:28,722 --> 00:00:31,643 Stop! No! 4 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,112 No! 5 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:35,346 Oh, no! 6 00:00:35,431 --> 00:00:38,063 The beast is upon me! 7 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,595 - Shh! - Greg, is there a beast out there? 8 00:00:45,607 --> 00:00:50,130 I found a duck. Do you know how to make eggs from a duck? I'm hungry. 9 00:00:50,192 --> 00:00:52,997 - What about the beast? - The beast is upon me! 10 00:00:53,241 --> 00:00:54,709 I didn't see any beast. 11 00:00:54,735 --> 00:00:58,237 That driver is nuts. Mmm, nuts. 12 00:00:58,322 --> 00:01:00,173 - Whew! Well, that's good. - Good?! 13 00:01:00,274 --> 00:01:03,766 That crazy driver's taking us way off course! 14 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:05,461 - Really? - Yeah, who knows where we are 15 00:01:05,546 --> 00:01:07,997 by now with that guy acting all bananas. 16 00:01:08,082 --> 00:01:10,583 Ooh, banana nut duck bread. 17 00:01:15,722 --> 00:01:17,377 Well, finally some good luck. 18 00:01:17,503 --> 00:01:20,009 Let's go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions. 19 00:01:20,094 --> 00:01:20,909 But... 20 00:01:27,601 --> 00:01:30,382 But it's creepy. Why don't you guys go ask for 21 00:01:30,436 --> 00:01:32,522 directions, and I'll just wait out ... no, wait, I-I don't want 22 00:01:32,606 --> 00:01:34,915 to be out here by myself. How about you guys ... 23 00:01:34,993 --> 00:01:36,669 - Just go to the tavern! - Okay! 24 00:01:36,857 --> 00:01:39,338 - But you ask for directions. - Fine, yeah, I'll do everything. 25 00:01:39,521 --> 00:01:41,310 I'm hungry. 26 00:01:44,627 --> 00:01:46,175 - Go on! - I-It's stuck. 27 00:01:48,134 --> 00:01:49,589 E-Excuse me, there. 28 00:01:49,657 --> 00:01:50,657 Excuse me. 29 00:02:00,439 --> 00:02:02,051 You. Wait. Here. 30 00:02:02,136 --> 00:02:05,521 - I'll get some food. - Well, at least it has music. 31 00:02:05,606 --> 00:02:08,587 Well, hey, there, peach pot. Whatcha doing around ... 32 00:02:08,641 --> 00:02:11,603 - hey, what's that bird you got there? - It's a ... 33 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,007 I am Beatrice! These two sweet kids 34 00:02:14,048 --> 00:02:15,548 and I got a bit lost in the... 35 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,138 No birds allowed in my tavern! 36 00:02:18,173 --> 00:02:19,068 No birds allowed in your ... 37 00:02:19,153 --> 00:02:21,383 It's a bad omen when a bluebird enters 38 00:02:21,453 --> 00:02:22,969 through your door. It's bad luck! 39 00:02:23,078 --> 00:02:24,695 Lady, bluebirds are good luck! 40 00:02:24,821 --> 00:02:26,822 We bring joy and happiness to the ... 41 00:02:26,873 --> 00:02:28,807 Good luck, bad luck ... I don't need any of it! 42 00:02:28,854 --> 00:02:30,354 Curse you, lady! Curse you! 43 00:02:30,455 --> 00:02:32,892 You'll die someday, and I'll laugh ... laugh! 44 00:02:34,447 --> 00:02:35,955 Forget this. I'm out of here. 45 00:02:36,048 --> 00:02:37,927 - Wirt, you get directions. - W-Wait, no. 46 00:02:37,989 --> 00:02:39,848 - I-I don't want to ... - Just do it! 47 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:44,201 Who are you two anyway, bringing bad luck to my tavern? 48 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:46,817 I'm Wirt, and this is Gregory. 49 00:02:46,888 --> 00:02:48,144 And that's a horse! 50 00:02:48,178 --> 00:02:49,979 That's great, but who are you? 51 00:02:50,013 --> 00:02:54,163 I'm... Wirt. I'm ... I'm just a-a guy, I-I guess. 52 00:02:54,198 --> 00:02:55,635 Um, w-what do you mean? 53 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,188 - Well, he's the butcher... - I'm the butcher. 54 00:02:58,242 --> 00:02:59,235 - ...the baker... - Yeah! 55 00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:00,374 ...the midwife... 56 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:02,407 ...the master and apprentice... 57 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:03,787 the tailor. 58 00:03:04,945 --> 00:03:07,865 and I'm the tavern keeper. Who are you?! 59 00:03:08,115 --> 00:03:09,365 I am hungry! 60 00:03:09,499 --> 00:03:12,418 I-I-I don't know. I don't really like labels. 61 00:03:12,502 --> 00:03:14,998 I'm just sort of, like, myself, you know? 62 00:03:15,422 --> 00:03:17,873 - Maybe he's simple. - No, I-I'm just 63 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:20,092 I'm just lost. See, w-we're trying to get to ... 64 00:03:20,177 --> 00:03:22,138 I'm the highwayman. 65 00:03:23,294 --> 00:03:24,463 Okay, good to know. 66 00:03:24,548 --> 00:03:27,282 - Well, so, you see ... - # I'm the highwayman # 67 00:03:27,968 --> 00:03:29,452 # I make ends meet # 68 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:31,970 # just like any man # 69 00:03:32,556 --> 00:03:33,970 # I work with my hands # 70 00:03:34,308 --> 00:03:36,058 # if you cross my path # 71 00:03:38,104 --> 00:03:40,062 # I'll knock you out # 72 00:03:40,147 --> 00:03:42,141 # drag you off the road # 73 00:03:42,531 --> 00:03:45,641 # steal your shoes from off your feet # 74 00:03:45,676 --> 00:03:47,610 # I'm the highwayman # 75 00:03:48,206 --> 00:03:53,042 # and I make ends mee-e-e-e-t # 76 00:03:59,391 --> 00:04:00,499 Hey. 77 00:04:03,963 --> 00:04:06,018 Are you wearing lipstick? 78 00:04:08,358 --> 00:04:09,992 # La la la la # 79 00:04:10,576 --> 00:04:11,837 Hmm? Who's out there? 80 00:04:11,838 --> 00:04:14,143 # Chop the wood to light the fire # 81 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,302 What kind of person goes out chopping trees 82 00:04:16,303 --> 00:04:18,633 in the middle of a thunderstorm at night? 83 00:04:18,868 --> 00:04:21,704 - # Light that fiery fire # - What kind of a person talks to a horse? 84 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:37,872 - Excuse me? - Huh? 85 00:04:38,221 --> 00:04:41,354 I was wondering if you knew the way ... uh, I mean, I-I'm ... 86 00:04:41,439 --> 00:04:44,893 - her name is Adelaide, and ... - Oh, it's a girl you're after, eh? 87 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:46,295 No! I-I mean, yes, but ... 88 00:04:46,363 --> 00:04:48,296 Oh, you're not the witless 89 00:04:48,335 --> 00:04:50,406 simple-minded fool everybody takes you for. 90 00:04:50,531 --> 00:04:52,101 - Everyone thinks I'm ... - You're the young lover. 91 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:54,086 - What? Young lover? No, uh ... - If you really want to get 92 00:04:54,153 --> 00:04:56,154 - with this Adelaide gal... - I-I don't. I-I mean, I-I ... 93 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,912 well, here's what you do. 94 00:04:59,492 --> 00:05:00,559 # Write a loving letter, boy # 95 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,560 # that swoops and sweeps and curls # 96 00:05:02,614 --> 00:05:05,427 # calligrapher's just the thing to help you win your girl # 97 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,533 # then you'll need to dress up smart # 98 00:05:07,534 --> 00:05:08,706 # the tailor's here by chance # 99 00:05:08,968 --> 00:05:10,676 # He'll stitch your trousers, hole your belt # 100 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:11,816 # in fine couture of France # 101 00:05:11,817 --> 00:05:13,978 # your shoes, my goodness, how they're worn, # 102 00:05:13,979 --> 00:05:15,257 # but you're too young to know # 103 00:05:15,341 --> 00:05:18,308 # Nothing courts a woman's scorn more than scuffs on the toe # 104 00:05:18,363 --> 00:05:20,145 # The cobbler can attend to that # 105 00:05:20,179 --> 00:05:21,609 # Meanwhile, you must have cake # 106 00:05:21,679 --> 00:05:24,351 # The baker and patissier need work for goodness sake # 107 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,151 # high, dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day # 108 00:05:27,471 --> 00:05:29,454 # What a merry time we'll have upon your wedding day # 109 00:05:29,484 --> 00:05:31,189 - What? - # High, dee, diddly, # 110 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:32,241 # um-de-dum-de-day # 111 00:05:32,242 --> 00:05:35,203 # there's work for all when little boys get married # 112 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,353 No, no, no, no. y-you guys, I-I-I'm not getting 113 00:05:38,398 --> 00:05:40,030 married. I'm just trying to find ... 114 00:05:40,109 --> 00:05:41,522 # That pointy cone upon your head # 115 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:43,335 - Oh, no, please. - # You can't be wearing that # 116 00:05:49,075 --> 00:05:51,528 If I have to be outside, then those jokers do, too. 117 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:54,551 Oh, hey, Beatrice! Do you want some food, too? 118 00:05:54,797 --> 00:05:56,867 No. How's Wirt doing getting directions? 119 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:58,471 Mm, pretty good. 120 00:05:58,502 --> 00:06:00,762 # High, dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day # 121 00:06:00,887 --> 00:06:02,854 # What a merry time we'll have upon your wedding day # 122 00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:04,222 # High, dee, diddly # 123 00:06:04,307 --> 00:06:05,724 What about that woodsman? 124 00:06:05,725 --> 00:06:08,483 I bet he knows these woods better than anybody, huh? 125 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,912 All right, horse, good riddance! 126 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,890 Lover! Lover! 127 00:06:16,925 --> 00:06:19,121 No, y-you guys, Adelaide 128 00:06:19,238 --> 00:06:22,494 - isn't ... I-I'm just ... - Young lover, sing us your love song! 129 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:25,705 - Love song? - Yeah, lover! Sing us your love song! 130 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,178 No, I-I-I don't have a ... 131 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,080 - Sing, lover, sing! - No. 132 00:06:29,164 --> 00:06:31,695 - Sing, lover, sing! - Ohh! 133 00:06:31,898 --> 00:06:35,038 Sing, lover, sing! Sing, lover, sing! 134 00:06:35,108 --> 00:06:36,971 - Sing, lover, sing! - Sing, boy, sing! 135 00:06:38,924 --> 00:06:41,326 # My name is Wirt, and his name is Greg # 136 00:06:41,394 --> 00:06:43,259 # we're related 'cause my mom # 137 00:06:43,289 --> 00:06:46,081 # Remarried and then gave birth to him with my stepdad # 138 00:06:47,643 --> 00:06:50,085 # We're not from around here # 139 00:06:50,179 --> 00:06:51,838 # can you all give me # 140 00:06:52,039 --> 00:06:54,898 # Some directions today? # 141 00:06:55,101 --> 00:06:56,775 # So we can be on our # 142 00:06:58,104 --> 00:07:00,361 # wa-a-a-y # 143 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:03,132 - This ain't no love song. - It's a metaphor. 144 00:07:04,117 --> 00:07:06,084 - Keep it together, tailor. - Hey! 145 00:07:06,152 --> 00:07:08,267 - Uh, yes? - I know what you are! 146 00:07:08,399 --> 00:07:10,454 - You're a pilgrim! - What? What, like the ... 147 00:07:10,489 --> 00:07:12,257 the guys who eat turkey and cranberry sauce? 148 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:14,126 - No, you're a pilgrim! - A pilgrim? 149 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:16,478 You're a traveler on a sacred journey. 150 00:07:16,532 --> 00:07:18,463 You're the master of your own destiny. 151 00:07:18,514 --> 00:07:22,087 - The hero of your own story! - A pilgrim. 152 00:07:22,204 --> 00:07:24,836 Tell us your feats, pilgrim! What other challenges 153 00:07:24,904 --> 00:07:27,286 - have you overcome? - Regale us with your travels, pilgrim! 154 00:07:27,388 --> 00:07:29,302 One time, Wirt fell on a gorilla. 155 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:32,567 And helped me find this frog. 156 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,013 - More! Tell us more! - Tell us more! 157 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:37,149 Let the cat out of the bag! We want to hear it! 158 00:07:37,233 --> 00:07:40,402 And, oh, uh, I met this helpful woodsman who told us 159 00:07:40,486 --> 00:07:43,071 which direction to go to avoid beast. 160 00:07:43,976 --> 00:07:46,024 - The beast! - The beast. 161 00:07:46,092 --> 00:07:46,648 Oh, goodness. 162 00:07:46,649 --> 00:07:48,327 Oh, you guys have heard of the beast, too? 163 00:07:48,577 --> 00:07:51,405 We all know the beast, pilgrim. 164 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:55,543 # He lurks out there in the Unknown # 165 00:07:55,645 --> 00:07:58,677 # seeking those who are far from home # 166 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:03,128 # hoping never to let you return # 167 00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:07,913 # ooh-ooh, better beware # 168 00:08:07,914 --> 00:08:11,358 # ooh-ooh, the beast is out there # 169 00:08:11,676 --> 00:08:17,363 # ooh-ooh, better be wise and don't believe his lies # 170 00:08:17,426 --> 00:08:20,792 # for once your will begins to spoil # 171 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:23,862 # he'll turn you to a tree of oil # 172 00:08:23,946 --> 00:08:27,578 # and use you in his lantern for to burn # 173 00:08:30,203 --> 00:08:31,537 Wait, wait, wait! Lantern? 174 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:34,372 The woodsman was the guy with the weird lantern, not the beast. 175 00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:38,564 Pilgrim, he who carries the dark lantern must be the beast. 176 00:08:38,665 --> 00:08:40,306 What? No, the woodsman's a good guy. 177 00:08:40,341 --> 00:08:41,685 He warned us of the beast and told us 178 00:08:41,686 --> 00:08:43,148 which direction to go to avoid him. 179 00:08:43,578 --> 00:08:45,998 And now you're more lost than ever, huh? 180 00:08:46,287 --> 00:08:47,272 Yeah, but... 181 00:08:47,949 --> 00:08:50,058 Oh, yeah, hey, can you give us some directions? 182 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:52,574 Our friend Beatrice is trying to take us to Adelaide 183 00:08:52,652 --> 00:08:54,359 of the pasture, the good woman of the woods. 184 00:08:54,393 --> 00:08:55,491 She can help us get home. 185 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,521 You don't need directions, pilgrim. 186 00:08:57,724 --> 00:09:00,185 You follow that compass inside your heart. 187 00:09:01,528 --> 00:09:03,200 No, I think we need directions. 188 00:09:03,547 --> 00:09:04,434 Beatrice! 189 00:09:04,435 --> 00:09:06,778 Go save your friend and get yourself home! 190 00:09:08,074 --> 00:09:09,875 - Pilgrim! - You got it! 191 00:09:10,699 --> 00:09:11,941 Uh... Okay. 192 00:09:12,829 --> 00:09:15,080 Never say die, never say die! 193 00:09:15,131 --> 00:09:17,454 Oh, boy, I guess I'm really doing this. 194 00:09:19,051 --> 00:09:21,720 Horse, I'm just gonna pretend like I can ride you, all right? 195 00:09:26,269 --> 00:09:27,792 Beatrice! 196 00:09:29,387 --> 00:09:30,721 Beatrice? 197 00:09:32,098 --> 00:09:34,649 - Another one of those trees. - Halt! 198 00:09:34,734 --> 00:09:35,740 It's you! 199 00:09:35,857 --> 00:09:39,068 - Hey, Mr. Woodsman! - I told you to leave these woods! 200 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:40,677 Beatrice! 201 00:09:40,773 --> 00:09:42,824 You're turning her into an edelwood tree! 202 00:09:43,351 --> 00:09:45,539 You were the beast all along! 203 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:53,034 - What is this? - Greg, get Beatrice! 204 00:09:54,522 --> 00:09:56,121 What are you doing?! 205 00:09:56,172 --> 00:09:59,320 Boys, the beast is upon you! 206 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,500 Beatrice, you all right? 207 00:10:11,501 --> 00:10:13,992 Yeah, I just ... I saw a weird shadow 208 00:10:14,101 --> 00:10:16,191 and then stupidly flew into a tree and got knocked out. 209 00:10:16,275 --> 00:10:18,143 Oh, well, we're all right now. 210 00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:21,468 Wirt was amazing! He sang a song, rode a horse, 211 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:24,565 and saved you from the axe guy! He's the pilgrim! 212 00:10:24,713 --> 00:10:28,111 That's all well and good, but you were supposed to get directions. 213 00:10:28,112 --> 00:10:30,995 I did. We just got directions from Fred before you woke up. 214 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:34,033 - Who? - Oh, uh, Beatrice, meet Fred the horse. 215 00:10:34,189 --> 00:10:37,966 - Nice to horse your acquaintance. - You can talk?! 216 00:10:40,077 --> 00:10:43,155 It seems you're running out of oil, woodsman. 217 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:46,233 Why not let me take the lantern for awhile? 218 00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:47,611 Begone, beast! 219 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:51,721 I've fought you for the lantern before, and I'll fight you again! 220 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:54,820 No need for violence, woodsman, but be sure 221 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,435 to keep it lit, or your daughter's flame 222 00:10:57,503 --> 00:11:00,344 will go out... forever. 223 00:11:01,164 --> 00:11:04,501 Now, what direction did those children go? 224 00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:06,376 You leave those children be! 225 00:11:06,878 --> 00:11:07,891 - Beast! - # La la la la # 226 00:11:08,507 --> 00:11:10,468 - Beast! - # La la la la # 227 00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:13,460 # Chop the wood to light the fire # 228 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:22,271 www.subtitulamos.tv