1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:14,513 _ 3 00:00:14,897 --> 00:00:16,162 Eugene? 4 00:00:16,163 --> 00:00:17,163 _ 5 00:00:17,477 --> 00:00:19,353 _ 6 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,537 Due to my negligence, Tulip O'Hare 7 00:00:21,538 --> 00:00:23,256 and Cassidy have escaped Masada. 8 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,440 I'm ready to die. 9 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,975 I'm ready, too. 10 00:00:25,976 --> 00:00:27,501 Sir, please. 11 00:00:29,105 --> 00:00:30,439 Jesus Christ, huh? 12 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,075 I know, right? And we're takin' off. 13 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:35,353 - Aah! - He wants to see Las Vegas. 14 00:00:35,354 --> 00:00:39,148 Where is this conference I'm supposed to be helping out with? 15 00:00:39,149 --> 00:00:40,449 - Shall we begin? - _ 16 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:41,792 _ 17 00:00:41,794 --> 00:00:43,502 _ 18 00:00:48,095 --> 00:00:49,670 He's my son, too! 19 00:00:49,671 --> 00:00:51,189 Get back in the kitchen or so help me... ! 20 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:52,673 Or what?! You'll hit me again?! 21 00:00:52,674 --> 00:00:53,916 Oh, please! 22 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:55,251 I squeezed your arm. 23 00:00:55,252 --> 00:00:56,985 Son, let's go. 24 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:04,197 Son... there are times in a man's life 25 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:07,042 when he's gotta do things he don't wanna do. 26 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:08,451 This is one'a them. 27 00:01:08,452 --> 00:01:10,437 Ya don't gotta do this, Abe. 28 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:11,830 Please, don't do it! 29 00:01:11,831 --> 00:01:13,273 Go back inside! 30 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,592 I swear, Abe, you're wrong about this. 31 00:01:16,593 --> 00:01:17,886 Is Mama sad? 32 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:20,004 - She'll be alright. - Stop! 33 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:21,598 Sufferin's a part of life. 34 00:01:21,599 --> 00:01:23,232 Isn't it? 35 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:24,951 Yes, Papa. 36 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:27,637 There ain't nothin' in this world that's free. 37 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:30,473 I mean, you think all this don't come with a price? 38 00:01:30,474 --> 00:01:31,683 No, Papa. 39 00:01:33,819 --> 00:01:36,337 You're a smart boy. 40 00:01:36,338 --> 00:01:37,781 Take after your ma. 41 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,701 Are you sad, Papa? 42 00:01:49,702 --> 00:01:50,961 I'll be alright. 43 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,583 Are we going to suffer? 44 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:59,076 More than you know. 45 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,238 Stay your hand, Abraham! 46 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,686 God? 47 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,212 I was gonna do it. 48 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:15,435 I was gonna do it. 49 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:16,769 I was gonna do it! 50 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,798 I was gonna kill my only son for you! 51 00:02:19,799 --> 00:02:23,659 Indeed, you were, my child. 52 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,661 It was a test. 53 00:02:27,765 --> 00:02:29,665 You passed. 54 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,127 I passed? 55 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,839 Come! 56 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:42,662 I love you so, so much. 57 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,244 Come! 58 00:03:09,539 --> 00:03:11,875 I love you so, so much. 59 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:18,173 I love you so, so much. 60 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,518 I love you so, so much. 61 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,696 Hello? 62 00:04:15,697 --> 00:04:17,832 - Are you ready? - Phase Two. 63 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,567 Let's stir the hornet's nest, shall we? 64 00:04:20,568 --> 00:04:21,903 See who gets stung. 65 00:04:21,904 --> 00:04:23,304 Yes. Good. 66 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,448 Excellent metaphor. 67 00:04:25,449 --> 00:04:27,575 Is that the guinea pig, My Lord? 68 00:04:27,576 --> 00:04:29,602 No. 69 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,846 How's my boy doing? 70 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:33,956 Good. He's holding his own. 71 00:04:33,957 --> 00:04:35,825 Hitler's a tough negotiator, of course... 72 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:37,902 The Messiah. 73 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,279 The one you call Humperdoo. 74 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,040 How's he doing? 75 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:44,000 He's doing well. 76 00:04:44,001 --> 00:04:46,094 They, uh... they... they just took him 77 00:04:46,095 --> 00:04:48,171 to get his feet waxed, 78 00:04:48,172 --> 00:04:51,081 otherwise I know he'd love to talk. 79 00:04:57,514 --> 00:05:00,058 Okay, then. 80 00:05:00,059 --> 00:05:02,060 So, when do we meet? 81 00:05:02,061 --> 00:05:03,093 Soon. 82 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:06,096 I'll, um... I'll call you later. 83 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,450 Great. I'll just sit here and await your ca... 84 00:05:08,451 --> 00:05:12,086 Where are you getting these inflated figures from here, Jesus? 85 00:05:12,087 --> 00:05:13,103 Simple addition. 86 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,956 Baptisms and absolutions. 87 00:05:14,957 --> 00:05:18,693 But your father gave them free will, ja? 88 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:22,705 Initiate Phase Two: Escalate. 89 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:35,544 _ 90 00:05:41,283 --> 00:05:43,151 Bloody Aussies, bro. 91 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,337 Keep moving. 92 00:06:29,964 --> 00:06:31,482 - It's the Deputy Prime Minister. - _ 93 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:33,429 _ 94 00:08:40,065 --> 00:08:43,023 _ 95 00:08:58,946 --> 00:09:00,245 G'day there. 96 00:09:00,246 --> 00:09:01,705 Who's in charge?! 97 00:09:01,706 --> 00:09:04,133 The Commishna. 98 00:09:04,134 --> 00:09:06,461 Well, we want a word with this commissioner. 99 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,762 Best ya pull yer bloody head in. 100 00:09:07,763 --> 00:09:10,121 Commishna's heaps bizzay with Mrs. Bloody Bushwick. 101 00:09:10,122 --> 00:09:11,672 Besides, thay's prow-tah-caws t'folla 102 00:09:11,673 --> 00:09:13,824 for all civvy intercourse with coppahs. 103 00:09:13,825 --> 00:09:16,193 You need to fill out an M.C., Code A.C.I.C. 104 00:09:16,194 --> 00:09:18,820 Then come back s'arvo and we'll set up an appointo then. 105 00:09:23,943 --> 00:09:26,670 We want to talk to your Commissioner. 106 00:09:26,671 --> 00:09:28,288 Didn't ya hear what I just sai'? 107 00:09:28,289 --> 00:09:31,357 - You can't jus... - Oh, but we can, Missy. 108 00:09:31,358 --> 00:09:33,359 And who the hell are you? 109 00:09:36,539 --> 00:09:38,607 We're the Americans. 110 00:09:43,238 --> 00:09:45,163 No worries, mate. She'll be right. 111 00:09:45,164 --> 00:09:47,632 No. She won't ever be right. Mate. 112 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:49,192 You know, you guys, you botched up 113 00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:51,461 a three-year undercover assignment, you know that? 114 00:09:51,462 --> 00:09:53,255 And I got tatted up for no reason, 115 00:09:53,256 --> 00:09:54,881 but this one here, this one, 116 00:09:54,882 --> 00:09:56,475 she lost her partner to this preacher 117 00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:59,069 and you wanna tell her, "It'll be right"? 118 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:01,705 We had no idea he was of interest to you Yanks. 119 00:10:01,706 --> 00:10:03,741 Everything's of interest to us. 120 00:10:05,318 --> 00:10:06,969 I want everything you got. 121 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:09,237 I want credit card activity, I want criminal associates, 122 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:10,688 I want last known location. 123 00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:12,699 This is our case now. 124 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,676 But there is no case. 125 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:16,845 Not anymore. 126 00:10:16,846 --> 00:10:18,530 Your man's dead. 127 00:10:21,651 --> 00:10:22,801 That's a lie. 128 00:10:22,802 --> 00:10:23,944 No. 129 00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:25,303 Death by gunshot. 130 00:10:25,304 --> 00:10:27,089 Got the killer locked up downstairs. 131 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:28,282 What killer? 132 00:10:29,509 --> 00:10:30,993 What killer? 133 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:36,970 _ 134 00:10:38,144 --> 00:10:39,168 _ 135 00:10:39,169 --> 00:10:41,019 Bullshit, Eugene. 136 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:43,852 - You wouldn't hurt a fly. - _ 137 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,290 _ 138 00:10:48,252 --> 00:10:49,970 He's one ugly Bruce. 139 00:10:49,971 --> 00:10:51,980 No wonder he's mad at the world. 140 00:10:51,981 --> 00:10:54,607 Yeah, well... 141 00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:56,376 That's just the thing. 142 00:10:56,377 --> 00:10:57,686 He's got a face like an ass, 143 00:10:57,687 --> 00:10:59,871 but he's really quite a sweet kid. 144 00:10:59,872 --> 00:11:01,706 We found blood on his clothes, 145 00:11:01,707 --> 00:11:03,083 powder burn on his hand, 146 00:11:03,084 --> 00:11:05,602 weapon he used, and he said he did it. 147 00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:07,604 There was no body, so... 148 00:11:07,605 --> 00:11:09,439 So, look at 'im. 149 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,907 My money says we'll find your man 150 00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:13,869 in that ass-face bastard's stool. 151 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:15,604 Mm-hmm. 152 00:11:15,605 --> 00:11:17,815 Now, you listen to me. 153 00:11:17,816 --> 00:11:19,983 You may have shot him, 154 00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:22,769 but when he's dead, I will know. 155 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,938 Understand? 156 00:11:24,939 --> 00:11:27,073 'Cause Jesse's alive. 157 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:31,989 _ 158 00:11:33,504 --> 00:11:35,504 _ 159 00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:38,060 Why? 160 00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:40,153 Wh-What does that mean? 161 00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:42,046 Where is he? 162 00:11:45,593 --> 00:11:48,545 Eugene, where is he?! 163 00:11:53,009 --> 00:11:55,194 Ahhh! 164 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,962 Uh! Uhh! 165 00:12:16,324 --> 00:12:18,235 Got a gentle touch there, Doc. 166 00:12:20,236 --> 00:12:21,586 What's next? 167 00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:23,046 Sponge bath? 168 00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:25,266 Ahh! Ahh! 169 00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:26,650 God! 170 00:12:52,027 --> 00:12:54,347 Burnin' daylight. 171 00:12:56,289 --> 00:12:58,741 I was thinking of sleepin' in. 172 00:12:58,742 --> 00:13:00,392 Move. 173 00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:09,301 Drop your weapons and get on your knees. 174 00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:14,823 Just checkin'. 175 00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:19,945 Where we going? 176 00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:21,497 Ooh. 177 00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:25,968 To kill God. 178 00:13:43,336 --> 00:13:47,097 Deathbed conversions? 179 00:13:47,098 --> 00:13:49,616 You cannot be serious. 180 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:52,269 Whoever believes is not condemned. 181 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:54,922 Whoever does not believe is. 182 00:13:54,923 --> 00:13:58,558 So, by your logic, 183 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:01,686 one could start a world war, 184 00:14:01,687 --> 00:14:04,748 or try to exterminate an entire people, 185 00:14:04,749 --> 00:14:06,216 level Danzig, 186 00:14:06,217 --> 00:14:07,376 und still go to Heaven, 187 00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:09,953 if they repent at the last second? 188 00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:11,772 If they repent, yes. 189 00:14:11,773 --> 00:14:14,583 Well, that is going to change. 190 00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,801 - Oh, no, it isn't. - Yes, it is. 191 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:20,005 Or I am taking back the homosexuals. 192 00:14:20,006 --> 00:14:21,077 Well then... 193 00:14:21,078 --> 00:14:23,993 maybe there doesn't need to be an apocalypse, after all! 194 00:14:23,994 --> 00:14:25,460 I'm sorry, gentlemen, 195 00:14:25,461 --> 00:14:29,932 but we are having the apocalypse. 196 00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:32,835 In fact, it's already underway. 197 00:14:32,836 --> 00:14:34,719 Ja? 198 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,821 Phase Two? 199 00:14:35,822 --> 00:14:37,464 Escalate. 200 00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:39,875 A spark to set the world on fire. 201 00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:40,992 I love it. 202 00:14:40,993 --> 00:14:42,553 Souls are coming. 203 00:14:42,554 --> 00:14:45,297 In numbers. In bulk. 204 00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,866 So, you need to decide 205 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:53,038 which souls are going to Heaven and which to Hell. 206 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:55,782 Chop-chop, then. 207 00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:57,651 Back to work. 208 00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:15,018 Revenge won't bring you peace. 209 00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:16,912 Be angry, 210 00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:18,914 call Him a son-of-a-bitch, 211 00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:21,108 but you can't kill Him. 212 00:15:21,109 --> 00:15:23,201 .44 Walker. 213 00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:27,481 It's the most powerful handgun ever made. 214 00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:29,707 And mine can shoot through planets. 215 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,049 I can kill Him. 216 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,448 Let's go. 217 00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:45,174 Eat shit. 218 00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:55,851 I said, "Let's go." 219 00:15:55,852 --> 00:15:59,396 And then I said... "Eat shit." 220 00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:07,954 Took my family, too. 221 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,916 My dad, mom. 222 00:16:14,028 --> 00:16:15,503 They were good people. 223 00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:19,757 Lot better than me and you, that's for sure. 224 00:16:22,237 --> 00:16:24,304 Had a baby, too, once. 225 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,308 Tulip and I. 226 00:16:30,228 --> 00:16:32,562 Dallas. Years ago. 227 00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:40,029 All this shit? 228 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:42,197 Sufferin' and commotion? 229 00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:48,779 Don't you wanna know what the hell? Why? 230 00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:56,861 I do. 231 00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:59,347 I need to know what it means. 232 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:05,078 Well, I'm not dead. 233 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,371 Which means you want me alive, 234 00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:09,516 which means I'm calling the shots. 235 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:15,289 So, why don't you holster your planet-shootin' guns 236 00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:16,689 and walk away? 237 00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:21,462 Leave God to me. 238 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:33,432 Wanna see what it means... Preacher? 239 00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:40,555 No. 240 00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:48,655 Wait! 241 00:17:56,514 --> 00:17:57,964 Just sit tight 242 00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:01,376 until the Americans arrive, Charlie. 243 00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:03,353 Charlie? 244 00:18:03,354 --> 00:18:05,047 Charlie? You there? 245 00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:22,231 We gotta go. 246 00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,666 We just missed them. 247 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,376 Gotta be right up ahead. 248 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,428 _ 249 00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:35,931 ... across Oceania as a bellicose New Zealand 250 00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:38,550 has mobilized their Carrier Strike Force 251 00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:41,519 in the Tasman Sea in response to the allegation 252 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,205 that Australia is responsible for the murder 253 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:46,633 of their beloved Deputy Prime Minister. 254 00:20:46,634 --> 00:20:48,593 Hike ya daks, mate. 255 00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:50,279 We might have a situation. 256 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,156 The Australian Prime Minister denies the claims, 257 00:20:53,157 --> 00:20:55,284 but asserts the country's right to defend itself 258 00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:58,436 against any violation of its sovereignty. 259 00:21:00,589 --> 00:21:02,424 Streuth. 260 00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:04,500 Bloody Kiwis. 261 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,653 _ 262 00:21:34,657 --> 00:21:38,142 I've been told they got snakes out here. 263 00:21:38,143 --> 00:21:42,063 One bite'll make you lie down and piss blood out yer ass. 264 00:21:42,064 --> 00:21:43,965 Tryna find some to send your way, 265 00:21:43,966 --> 00:21:48,078 but looks like they run off scared. 266 00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:51,489 Murdering son-of-a-bitch like you? 267 00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:52,791 I don't blame 'em. 268 00:21:58,539 --> 00:21:59,673 Uhh. 269 00:21:59,674 --> 00:22:01,015 Ahh. 270 00:22:01,016 --> 00:22:02,683 You got any water? 271 00:22:05,246 --> 00:22:07,355 Oh, you don't get thirsty. 272 00:22:10,752 --> 00:22:12,902 How 'bout a cigarette? 273 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,666 Well, don't tell me you quit. 274 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:19,867 What kind of a cowboy are you? 275 00:22:22,555 --> 00:22:23,988 What's the point of being a dead demon 276 00:22:23,989 --> 00:22:26,232 if you can't even... 277 00:22:27,676 --> 00:22:29,077 ... smoke? 278 00:22:40,189 --> 00:22:42,132 I liked the snake idea better. 279 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:51,374 I'm not gonna let you kill Him. 280 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,501 I'll die before I do. 281 00:23:11,521 --> 00:23:14,164 So, we're around here somewhere, okay. 282 00:23:14,165 --> 00:23:19,221 And Jesse is somewhere... out there. 283 00:23:20,722 --> 00:23:22,146 So, yeah, okay. 284 00:23:22,147 --> 00:23:23,932 Good. We just start driving around 285 00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:27,318 and, uh... find him. 286 00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:29,846 Driving around where? There aren't any roads. 287 00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:32,833 There are roads, Cass. 288 00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:35,018 Look. 289 00:23:35,019 --> 00:23:36,086 There's one. 290 00:23:36,087 --> 00:23:37,154 There's a road. 291 00:23:37,155 --> 00:23:38,280 Right there, there's one. 292 00:23:38,281 --> 00:23:41,191 Mm-hmm. There's not many. 293 00:23:41,192 --> 00:23:42,784 I... 294 00:23:42,785 --> 00:23:45,236 I didn't say "many", okay? 295 00:23:45,237 --> 00:23:47,222 You said there was none and that's wrong. 296 00:23:47,223 --> 00:23:51,684 There are actual roads that we could follow them on. 297 00:23:51,685 --> 00:23:54,211 Not many. Some. 298 00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:02,303 What about the letter? 299 00:24:05,457 --> 00:24:08,610 I don't know, maybe you missed somethin'. 300 00:24:08,611 --> 00:24:10,186 Maybe there was a clue or somethin'. 301 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,667 There's nothing in that letter I missed, okay? 302 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:16,559 You never said what's in it. 303 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,302 'Cause it's none of your business. 304 00:24:18,303 --> 00:24:20,396 I don't mean the personal stuff. 305 00:24:20,397 --> 00:24:23,307 I just mean... you know, his plans, 306 00:24:23,308 --> 00:24:24,893 like where he was headed. 307 00:24:24,894 --> 00:24:26,486 Maybe there's something in the letter. 308 00:24:26,487 --> 00:24:28,238 I didn't read the letter, okay? 309 00:24:30,558 --> 00:24:32,082 Alright. 310 00:24:34,562 --> 00:24:37,046 I mean, what'd be the point? 311 00:24:37,047 --> 00:24:39,532 It either says, "You're a dumb bitch", 312 00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:42,535 or, "You're a dumb bitch and I forgive you", and... 313 00:24:42,536 --> 00:24:45,463 either one is bullshit, so screw him. 314 00:24:51,153 --> 00:24:52,412 Why don't I read it? 315 00:24:52,413 --> 00:24:54,338 What? 316 00:24:54,339 --> 00:24:56,140 I mean, you still have it, right? 317 00:24:56,141 --> 00:24:59,402 You've not thrown it away. 318 00:24:59,403 --> 00:25:00,587 Somewhere. 319 00:25:00,588 --> 00:25:02,421 Alright, so, you know, 320 00:25:02,422 --> 00:25:04,866 I just skim past all the personal stuff 321 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:06,183 and see if there's any clues 322 00:25:06,184 --> 00:25:08,111 as to where he might've been going. 323 00:25:08,112 --> 00:25:10,104 Maybe it could help us. 324 00:25:10,105 --> 00:25:11,589 You know? 325 00:26:15,629 --> 00:26:17,688 It won't help. 326 00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:28,407 Actually, do you know what? 327 00:26:30,011 --> 00:26:32,244 Gonna go grab a smoke. 328 00:27:50,866 --> 00:27:52,608 Hello? 329 00:28:01,151 --> 00:28:02,668 Hello? 330 00:28:13,473 --> 00:28:14,750 Another cuppa? 331 00:28:14,751 --> 00:28:17,142 No, thanks, you... 332 00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:19,528 Christ, you people and your "cuppas". 333 00:28:19,529 --> 00:28:21,179 Getcha anything else then, hon? 334 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:22,865 Uhh. 335 00:28:22,866 --> 00:28:25,516 Do you know what, actually, I'm a bit of a drug addict, 336 00:28:25,517 --> 00:28:27,018 who's had nothing but cuppas 337 00:28:27,019 --> 00:28:29,270 since I got to yer no-road hellhole of a country 338 00:28:29,271 --> 00:28:31,098 and I'm starting to feel a bit down. 339 00:28:31,099 --> 00:28:34,409 So, unless you have a quantity of crack, crank, or skag handy, 340 00:28:34,410 --> 00:28:36,328 or maybe in some household just lyin' around 341 00:28:36,329 --> 00:28:38,338 like some disinfectant or some paint thinner, 342 00:28:38,339 --> 00:28:39,898 maybe a bit of descaler. 343 00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:41,991 You got any of that? 344 00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:43,676 No? 345 00:28:43,677 --> 00:28:45,245 Right, well, I think I'll just take a check. 346 00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:49,049 Thanks. Sheila. 347 00:28:49,050 --> 00:28:53,544 There might be some fire retardant 'round back. 348 00:28:53,545 --> 00:28:55,889 Mmm. 349 00:29:34,727 --> 00:29:37,497 Son-of-a bitch. 350 00:29:51,696 --> 00:29:54,047 Oh, my God. 351 00:30:36,010 --> 00:30:40,810 _ 352 00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:49,477 Cass?! 353 00:30:57,227 --> 00:30:59,979 Mm. 354 00:31:04,419 --> 00:31:05,527 He's gonna meet God. 355 00:31:05,528 --> 00:31:07,612 - Hmm? - See? 356 00:31:07,613 --> 00:31:09,564 Mmm. 357 00:31:09,565 --> 00:31:11,432 What is... what is that? 358 00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:13,184 It's fire retardant. 359 00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:15,077 Mmm. 360 00:31:15,078 --> 00:31:16,538 That's where he's meeting Him. 361 00:31:16,539 --> 00:31:18,615 - _ - I just hope there's roads. 362 00:31:18,616 --> 00:31:19,975 Hmm. 363 00:31:19,976 --> 00:31:22,010 We don't need no stinkin' roads. 364 00:31:43,882 --> 00:31:48,628 Gentlemen, I'm going to Australia. 365 00:31:48,629 --> 00:31:50,814 I'll be right back. 366 00:31:50,815 --> 00:31:54,201 # Live, baby, live # 367 00:31:54,202 --> 00:31:58,972 # I got a new sensation # 368 00:31:58,973 --> 00:32:00,490 # In perfect moments # 369 00:32:00,491 --> 00:32:01,899 I have to warn you, Hoover Two, 370 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,753 when I get back, I'll be quite attractive. 371 00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:06,588 I look forward to it, sir. 372 00:32:06,589 --> 00:32:08,757 Attention, all Grail personnel, 373 00:32:08,758 --> 00:32:11,576 the car wash will be open regular hours. 374 00:32:11,577 --> 00:32:14,713 # Sleep, baby, sleep # 375 00:32:14,714 --> 00:32:17,357 # A new sensation # 376 00:32:19,135 --> 00:32:21,628 Lotta walkin'. 377 00:32:21,629 --> 00:32:24,038 I guess it's your thing. 378 00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:26,333 Cowboy without a horse and all that. 379 00:32:26,334 --> 00:32:30,261 Makes me miss the "I run while you try and kill me" days. 380 00:32:30,262 --> 00:32:31,312 They'll come again. 381 00:32:31,313 --> 00:32:34,332 Don't worry. 382 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:36,484 I hope so. 383 00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:39,454 'Cause this shit's gettin' boring. 384 00:32:39,455 --> 00:32:41,539 You think he knows what's coming? 385 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:44,367 He better. 386 00:32:44,368 --> 00:32:45,961 Else it's gonna sting. 387 00:32:51,275 --> 00:32:53,342 - Get ready. - Alright. 388 00:32:56,013 --> 00:32:59,015 Got a feeling that someday you're gonna be mad at me. 389 00:32:59,016 --> 00:33:01,378 I'm mad at you right now, Preacher. 390 00:33:03,279 --> 00:33:06,647 No, I mean, someday, you're gonna be more mad at me. 391 00:33:09,510 --> 00:33:15,231 When that day comes and you got me in your sights, 392 00:33:15,232 --> 00:33:18,260 I want you to remember... 393 00:33:18,261 --> 00:33:20,845 without me, 394 00:33:20,846 --> 00:33:22,806 God gets away with it. 395 00:33:25,534 --> 00:33:27,043 Now. 396 00:33:52,473 --> 00:33:53,849 Hey! 397 00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:55,635 What?! 398 00:33:55,636 --> 00:33:58,704 - Hey! - Oh, hey! 399 00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,138 Hey. 400 00:34:03,201 --> 00:34:04,201 Hey. 401 00:34:07,722 --> 00:34:11,100 She said... She said, "Hey." 402 00:34:11,101 --> 00:34:12,184 Still mad at me, huh? 403 00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:14,486 Yeah. 404 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:15,788 She didn't read the letter? 405 00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:18,448 Nah. She'll come around. 406 00:34:21,057 --> 00:34:22,214 We gotta make a stop. 407 00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:24,066 No, we know, we know. 408 00:34:24,067 --> 00:34:25,509 Listen to me. 409 00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:26,936 When we find God, 410 00:34:26,937 --> 00:34:29,146 yer making him explain "The Big Lebowski," alright? 411 00:34:29,147 --> 00:34:30,956 No, no, I mean it. After all this 412 00:34:30,957 --> 00:34:32,867 and I don't get an explanation for that, 413 00:34:32,868 --> 00:34:34,201 I'm gonna punch something. 414 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:44,541 _ 415 00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:53,637 G'day. 416 00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:57,225 Whaddya got there, mate? 417 00:34:57,226 --> 00:34:59,927 A plutonium fissile device. 418 00:34:59,928 --> 00:35:01,303 25 kilotons. 419 00:35:01,304 --> 00:35:03,848 Ah. An atomo bomb. 420 00:35:03,849 --> 00:35:06,559 Why're yeh doin' that for? 421 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,778 We're from New Zealand. 422 00:35:11,347 --> 00:35:12,423 No, you're not. 423 00:35:12,424 --> 00:35:14,567 Sure, we are. 424 00:35:14,568 --> 00:35:16,577 Don't be a bloody dag, bro. 425 00:35:16,578 --> 00:35:18,061 Ye take me for a drongo? 426 00:35:18,062 --> 00:35:19,880 I know a Kiwi when I see one and yer no... 427 00:35:33,244 --> 00:35:36,822 Phase Two is in place and awaits your command. 428 00:35:36,823 --> 00:35:38,391 Any sign of Custer? 429 00:35:38,392 --> 00:35:40,884 Not yet. 430 00:35:40,885 --> 00:35:44,230 Eager for your revenge, Klaus? 431 00:35:44,231 --> 00:35:45,756 You wanted to cut a... a, uh... 432 00:35:45,757 --> 00:35:48,091 To carve a vagina into Custer's head. 433 00:35:48,092 --> 00:35:49,593 - Vagina. - That's right. 434 00:35:49,594 --> 00:35:52,672 Delightful piece of sadistic irony. 435 00:35:56,309 --> 00:35:57,693 And my reward, as well. 436 00:35:57,694 --> 00:35:59,595 Uh, my looks. 437 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,726 My beauty fully restored. 438 00:36:06,027 --> 00:36:07,712 Right, right, right, right. 439 00:36:07,713 --> 00:36:10,947 It's just that, uh, physical attractiveness 440 00:36:10,948 --> 00:36:15,044 has always been sort of a calling card for me. 441 00:36:15,045 --> 00:36:18,805 And you'll have it, God willing. 442 00:36:21,809 --> 00:36:24,704 How is the Christ child? 443 00:36:24,705 --> 00:36:27,039 Uh, good, good. 444 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,582 Focused. 445 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:31,260 Deep in rehearsal for the big show and... 446 00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:40,594 ... you know I lost him, don't you? 447 00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:43,756 That's why you keep asking. 448 00:36:43,757 --> 00:36:45,282 It wasn't me! 449 00:36:45,283 --> 00:36:47,785 It was Custer! He's the one that broke him out! 450 00:36:47,786 --> 00:36:48,786 But don't worry. 451 00:36:48,787 --> 00:36:50,454 We'll... we'll find him. 452 00:36:50,455 --> 00:36:53,899 I hope so. 453 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,605 God, I love that kid. 454 00:36:55,606 --> 00:36:56,681 Of course. 455 00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:58,516 We all do. 456 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,710 What's not to lo... 457 00:37:02,212 --> 00:37:03,246 What's that? 458 00:37:03,247 --> 00:37:05,172 That... 459 00:37:05,173 --> 00:37:09,936 is Canis lupus dingo. 460 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:11,053 Dingo? 461 00:37:12,606 --> 00:37:15,675 One of my hardier creations. 462 00:37:16,994 --> 00:37:20,622 He disables his prey by ripping out the trachea. 463 00:37:20,623 --> 00:37:25,660 And if the animal is too tall and he can't reach the throat... 464 00:37:35,762 --> 00:37:38,798 Don't ever cross me again! 465 00:37:43,044 --> 00:37:44,729 There's your rock. 466 00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:52,545 And there's your God. 467 00:37:57,635 --> 00:37:59,001 Where'd you get this? 468 00:37:59,002 --> 00:38:01,328 Oh, I found it in God's trailer. 469 00:38:01,329 --> 00:38:03,030 What? 470 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:04,665 Where? How? 471 00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:07,560 We just got lucky. 472 00:38:07,561 --> 00:38:08,928 - Shit. - It's a trap. 473 00:38:08,929 --> 00:38:10,496 We've gotta get out of here. Go! 474 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,839 Go! Go! Go! 475 00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:25,203 Aah! 476 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,075 Aah! 477 00:38:39,076 --> 00:38:40,618 I gotcha, Padre! 478 00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:43,304 Shit! 479 00:38:43,305 --> 00:38:46,265 Oh! Goddamn it! 480 00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:47,941 Ahh! 481 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,492 Uhh! Let go! 482 00:38:56,493 --> 00:38:57,527 I gotcha! 483 00:38:57,528 --> 00:38:59,636 No, you don't! 484 00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:02,098 Cass, let me go! 485 00:39:05,994 --> 00:39:09,755 Tell Tulip... to read the letter. 486 00:39:09,756 --> 00:39:11,991 No, no, no! No, Jess... Jesse! 487 00:39:11,992 --> 00:39:13,734 Jesse, don't! 488 00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:15,694 Let me go! 489 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:34,506 CREDITS 490 00:41:03,385 --> 00:41:06,085 On the next episode of "Preacher"... 491 00:41:06,577 --> 00:41:08,600 - Hello. - Am I dead? 492 00:41:08,601 --> 00:41:10,624 Heaven is empty. God is gone. 493 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:13,648 We want you to take His place. 494 00:41:13,649 --> 00:41:16,972 Just feeling bad about every goddamn thing, well screw that. 495 00:41:16,973 --> 00:41:18,396 The gloves are off now. 496 00:41:18,397 --> 00:41:20,420 - Here's the thing. - There's no thing, Danny. 497 00:41:20,421 --> 00:41:22,444 - We had a deal. - You don't understand. 498 00:41:24,269 --> 00:41:25,959 Stop! 499 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,592 There'll be plenty of time for fighting, 500 00:41:27,593 --> 00:41:29,293 when Hell arrives.