1 00:00:27,852 --> 00:00:29,854 Four o'clock? 2 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:37,513 Hello? Yeah, this is Blanca. 3 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:49,047 Ma'am. 4 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:52,659 - Hello, ma'am? - Sorry. 5 00:00:52,703 --> 00:00:54,879 You said there was acetone and isopropyl alcohol 6 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:56,315 on the premises. 7 00:00:56,358 --> 00:00:59,710 You are aware that those substance are highly flammable? 8 00:00:59,753 --> 00:01:02,234 The kind of stuff that could blow a place up. 9 00:01:02,277 --> 00:01:05,803 Yeah, of course. But this was a nail salon. 10 00:01:05,846 --> 00:01:08,327 Those kinds of chemicals are needed for my business. 11 00:01:08,370 --> 00:01:11,243 I'm not a careless person, and I don't smoke, 12 00:01:11,286 --> 00:01:13,724 so ain't no lighter flames or cigarettes in here. 13 00:01:13,767 --> 00:01:16,161 When was the last time you ever heard of a nail salon 14 00:01:16,204 --> 00:01:17,945 blowing up out of nowhere? 15 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:20,382 Excuse me. 16 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,692 What happened to my building? 17 00:01:25,736 --> 00:01:28,739 This is devastating. How will I recover? 18 00:01:28,782 --> 00:01:30,175 What are you doing here? 19 00:01:30,218 --> 00:01:33,744 My name is on the deed, sweetheart. 20 00:01:33,787 --> 00:01:37,138 I was in the car heading to my summer cottage 21 00:01:37,182 --> 00:01:39,750 when I got the call that my property had burned down. 22 00:01:39,793 --> 00:01:41,708 - Isn't that terrible? - Yeah. 23 00:01:41,752 --> 00:01:43,928 I put all of my savings into this salon, and somehow, 24 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,887 I didn't know that insurance was needed to cover the supplies 25 00:01:46,931 --> 00:01:49,803 and furniture and all of my stuff! 26 00:01:51,936 --> 00:01:54,765 It went up into smoke just like that. 27 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:00,901 You live and you learn. 28 00:02:00,945 --> 00:02:03,295 Going toe-to-toe with you, 29 00:02:03,338 --> 00:02:06,080 I learned what protecting yourself really looks like. 30 00:02:06,124 --> 00:02:08,126 You taught me that. 31 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,389 And for that, I will be grateful. 32 00:02:10,432 --> 00:02:12,608 After our squabble, 33 00:02:12,652 --> 00:02:14,741 I raised the insurance coverage on this building. 34 00:02:14,785 --> 00:02:17,788 I just had a feeling something like this could happen. 35 00:02:17,831 --> 00:02:21,530 Come next spring, I'll triple the rent, attracting tenants 36 00:02:21,557 --> 00:02:23,117 that will breathe a breath of fresh air 37 00:02:23,141 --> 00:02:25,883 - into this ghetto enclave. - Yeah, this place 38 00:02:25,926 --> 00:02:28,799 is right on track for a much-needed makeover. 39 00:02:28,842 --> 00:02:31,802 How I will miss our conversations. 40 00:02:31,845 --> 00:02:35,022 I will relish all summer the thought of you back home, 41 00:02:35,066 --> 00:02:38,330 in your grim little Bronx walk-up, filing acrylics 42 00:02:38,373 --> 00:02:42,726 in the sweltering 100-degree August heat. 43 00:02:53,867 --> 00:02:56,217 The category is... 44 00:02:57,061 --> 00:02:59,917 Live... 45 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,919 Work... 46 00:03:01,962 --> 00:03:05,792 Pose! 47 00:03:36,247 --> 00:03:37,683 Leaving already? 48 00:03:37,727 --> 00:03:40,512 My usual 3:00 is gone for the summer. 49 00:03:40,556 --> 00:03:41,556 The whole summer? 50 00:03:41,557 --> 00:03:42,906 This business is seasonal. 51 00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:44,342 Didn't you know? 52 00:03:44,386 --> 00:03:45,996 It's not like the piers. 53 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:48,999 Most of the clientele here take their vacation in August. 54 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:51,349 The whole town clears out. 55 00:03:51,693 --> 00:03:54,391 Shouldn't you be checkin' on that dude in your room? 56 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,958 Oh, shit! 57 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,873 I almost forgot. 58 00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:01,137 Has it been three hours already? 59 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,660 Three and a half. 60 00:04:02,704 --> 00:04:04,880 Do you need a spanking or a beating of some kind? 61 00:04:04,923 --> 00:04:06,098 No. 62 00:04:06,142 --> 00:04:08,535 Just leave me a little while longer, please? 63 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:10,668 I have other business to attend to. 64 00:04:10,712 --> 00:04:12,017 I'm a woman of the world. 65 00:04:12,061 --> 00:04:14,411 I don't want to stay here all day long. 66 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,455 Then leave. 67 00:04:15,499 --> 00:04:16,499 I don't care. 68 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,893 Come back in the morning. 69 00:04:17,936 --> 00:04:19,808 I just like being left in isolation. 70 00:04:19,851 --> 00:04:22,114 No sight, no sound, 71 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:26,031 feeling nothing but the pain of being in one position 72 00:04:26,075 --> 00:04:29,905 and the warm sweat under the latex. 73 00:04:29,948 --> 00:04:33,778 May I ask what exactly is the point of this? 74 00:04:33,822 --> 00:04:38,130 Why pay to be left alone when you can be left alone for free? 75 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:40,480 I'm not paying to be left alone. 76 00:04:40,524 --> 00:04:43,832 I'm paying to feel the pain of anticipation. 77 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:45,790 I'm not leaving you here all night. 78 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:47,487 I don't have good experiences 79 00:04:47,531 --> 00:04:49,925 with leaving people to their own devices. 80 00:04:49,968 --> 00:04:51,143 Okay. 81 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:53,406 Can I come back tomorrow, though? 82 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:55,887 I thought you were a bigwig on Wall Street. 83 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:58,063 Aren't you leaving town like the rest of them? 84 00:04:58,107 --> 00:04:59,673 I got a great place at the beach, 85 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,632 but I almost never go. 86 00:05:01,675 --> 00:05:03,939 I like it better here, where it's... 87 00:05:03,982 --> 00:05:05,723 really hot. 88 00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:07,899 Beach house, you say? 89 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:18,257 ? Oh... ? 90 00:05:18,301 --> 00:05:20,216 Oh, my gosh, it's so hot. 91 00:05:20,259 --> 00:05:21,826 Hey, I know. Is the window open? 92 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:23,654 A Popsicle in this heat 93 00:05:23,697 --> 00:05:25,699 is like throwing a snowball in hell. 94 00:05:25,734 --> 00:05:26,894 Do you ever stop complaining? 95 00:05:26,918 --> 00:05:27,397 No. 96 00:05:27,422 --> 00:05:28,982 Well, then, now's a good time to learn. 97 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:30,050 Here, girl. 98 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:35,840 Girl, I can't believe the salon is gone. 99 00:05:35,884 --> 00:05:38,625 Come on, tell 'em what happened. 100 00:05:38,669 --> 00:05:41,759 I can't prove anything, but... 101 00:05:41,803 --> 00:05:43,674 I think she set the place afire herself. 102 00:05:43,717 --> 00:05:45,894 - For the insurance. - Arson? 103 00:05:45,937 --> 00:05:48,505 I'd do the same if I owned that shithole. 104 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:49,767 - Elektra! - Sorry, daughter. 105 00:05:49,811 --> 00:05:51,682 I'm crazy from this heat. 106 00:05:51,725 --> 00:05:54,859 That's okay, I appreciate y'all coming over to support. 107 00:05:54,884 --> 00:05:55,904 I hope so. 108 00:05:55,947 --> 00:05:57,707 I feel like I'm being fucked by Satan himself 109 00:05:57,731 --> 00:05:58,863 in the seventh circle. 110 00:05:58,907 --> 00:06:01,474 Are the authorities investigating? 111 00:06:01,518 --> 00:06:03,128 I ain't got no power. 112 00:06:03,172 --> 00:06:05,252 This isn't the first time any of us have met 113 00:06:05,276 --> 00:06:06,088 with adversities. 114 00:06:06,131 --> 00:06:07,872 This tenement in August, for instance. 115 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:10,092 Oh, my gosh. You can't give up, Ma. 116 00:06:10,135 --> 00:06:13,008 I never thought my modeling career would be what it is, 117 00:06:13,051 --> 00:06:14,574 but you encouraged me. 118 00:06:14,618 --> 00:06:16,881 If I could do it, you most definitely can. 119 00:06:16,925 --> 00:06:18,317 No, it's not about that. 120 00:06:18,361 --> 00:06:20,885 I spent my life savings on that salon. 121 00:06:20,929 --> 00:06:23,366 So, Ma, just save again and get another one. You be a'ight. 122 00:06:23,409 --> 00:06:25,063 Will you stop saying it's all right?! 123 00:06:25,107 --> 00:06:27,805 My opportunity came and went. 124 00:06:27,849 --> 00:06:31,896 Everything I live for, my kids, my salon, it's gone. 125 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,245 It's all right, girl. 126 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:35,291 I think she's having a heat stroke. 127 00:06:35,334 --> 00:06:36,399 - Bitch, - Shut up! 128 00:06:36,424 --> 00:06:38,772 would you stop complaining about the damn heat? 129 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:39,904 We are all hot. 130 00:06:39,948 --> 00:06:41,360 I am in purgatory. 131 00:06:41,384 --> 00:06:43,952 It feels like someone turned this thermostat up to "inferno". 132 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:45,953 Well, you're the one with the air-conditioning. 133 00:06:45,978 --> 00:06:46,606 Right. 134 00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:47,710 Why... How come we're not in your crib? 135 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:48,062 Yeah. 136 00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:50,006 Because even with a window air-conditioning unit, 137 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:52,047 it's beginning to smell. 138 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:53,831 Smell? Why? 139 00:06:57,008 --> 00:06:59,968 This old lady from the Caribbean has a fish fry, 140 00:07:00,011 --> 00:07:02,057 and it wafts through the hallways. 141 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:05,974 The stench intensifies when the thermostat hits 85 degrees. 142 00:07:10,892 --> 00:07:14,939 Well, what we need to do is take a trip down to the beach. 143 00:07:14,983 --> 00:07:16,201 The water will cool us off. 144 00:07:16,245 --> 00:07:18,073 Well, good, 'cause I need a vacation. 145 00:07:18,116 --> 00:07:20,597 That's a good idea. 146 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,599 Let's do a girls' trip. 147 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:23,881 For real? A girls' trip? 148 00:07:23,905 --> 00:07:26,168 Yes. Look at the year we've had. 149 00:07:26,211 --> 00:07:27,430 We've lost Candy, 150 00:07:27,473 --> 00:07:30,433 and Blanca ruined her house and lost her business and... 151 00:07:30,476 --> 00:07:33,088 - Okay, where are we going? - I have just the place. 152 00:07:33,131 --> 00:07:34,785 Ladies, pack your swimsuits 153 00:07:34,828 --> 00:07:37,657 and meet at my house tomorrow morning. 154 00:07:44,142 --> 00:07:46,318 You're not scared people gonna try us if we walk down 155 00:07:46,362 --> 00:07:48,668 a New York street in swimsuits and heels? 156 00:07:48,712 --> 00:07:51,149 I have a Hertz rental car waiting for us outside. 157 00:07:51,193 --> 00:07:53,021 O.J. himself would approve. 158 00:07:53,064 --> 00:07:55,632 Work. 159 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,373 What's that smell? 160 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:59,027 Pine. 161 00:07:59,070 --> 00:08:02,073 I'm a woman who likes her scented candles. 162 00:08:02,117 --> 00:08:03,683 Excited? 163 00:08:03,727 --> 00:08:06,208 Yeah, I've never been on a road trip before. 164 00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:09,211 I feel like we about to go in a Chevy Chase movie or something. 165 00:08:09,254 --> 00:08:12,344 Darling, if you're going to be a successful model, 166 00:08:12,388 --> 00:08:14,999 you have to learn how to travel, and how to travel well. 167 00:08:15,043 --> 00:08:18,089 Rule number one is to always look your best. 168 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:19,873 What you tryin' to say? 169 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:22,876 Uh-huh. 170 00:08:25,314 --> 00:08:27,055 Perfection. 171 00:08:27,098 --> 00:08:29,138 I simply cannot stand it when a woman boards a plane 172 00:08:29,162 --> 00:08:30,511 without a full face of makeup. 173 00:08:30,555 --> 00:08:31,798 Oh, I feel you. 174 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:34,714 Lulu! What's taking so goddamn long?! 175 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:36,673 Come out already! 176 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:41,156 You guys. 177 00:08:41,199 --> 00:08:43,419 Oh, dear God. 178 00:08:43,462 --> 00:08:45,029 What the hell is wrong with her? 179 00:08:45,073 --> 00:08:47,858 I feel so... fat. 180 00:08:47,901 --> 00:08:49,729 Hey, stop it. You look damn tasty. 181 00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:51,818 Not slumped over like that, she doesn't. 182 00:08:51,862 --> 00:08:54,256 Stand up straight. 183 00:08:54,299 --> 00:08:57,215 It's one thing to be on the pole in a dark club, 184 00:08:57,259 --> 00:09:00,262 it's another thing to let it all hang out under the naked sun. 185 00:09:00,305 --> 00:09:02,307 I mean, what if I get clocked or something? 186 00:09:02,351 --> 00:09:03,656 Girl, please stop it. 187 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,140 The only thing that they clocking is 188 00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:06,513 you being a beautiful woman. 189 00:09:06,557 --> 00:09:08,531 Give me some of that Lulu attitude. 190 00:09:08,574 --> 00:09:10,533 You're right, I do look pretty tasty. 191 00:09:10,576 --> 00:09:13,057 There we go. 192 00:09:13,101 --> 00:09:15,233 Wait a minute. Wh... what is that smell? 193 00:09:15,277 --> 00:09:16,539 Pine. 194 00:09:16,582 --> 00:09:18,976 Scented candles. 195 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,151 That's Blanca. 196 00:09:20,195 --> 00:09:21,935 Mother. 197 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:30,074 Somebody please fetch me my nerve pills. 198 00:09:30,118 --> 00:09:32,120 Well, hello to you, too. 199 00:09:32,163 --> 00:09:34,992 Where's your swimsuit? 200 00:09:35,036 --> 00:09:36,863 I will not be seen in public 201 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:38,885 with you looking like Elly May fresh off the farm. 202 00:09:38,909 --> 00:09:40,693 This is all that I got. 203 00:09:40,737 --> 00:09:43,566 Of course it is. I suppose I can let you borrow something 204 00:09:43,609 --> 00:09:45,089 from my guest closet. 205 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:47,222 No, I'm comfortable in this. 206 00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:49,528 No, it's really no problem. 207 00:09:49,572 --> 00:09:51,292 Just don't stain it with whatever awful food 208 00:09:51,316 --> 00:09:53,236 - you're eating these days. - Elektra, I said no. 209 00:09:55,534 --> 00:09:57,797 If this is about your salon, 210 00:09:57,841 --> 00:09:59,973 I will not allow your rotten mood 211 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,540 to ruin this trip for everyone. 212 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:04,108 It's not about the salon. I'm just not like you girls. 213 00:10:04,152 --> 00:10:05,792 There are certain things that you can wear 214 00:10:05,816 --> 00:10:06,816 that I cannot. 215 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:09,244 If this is about tucking, I got some extra duct tape. 216 00:10:09,287 --> 00:10:11,376 It's not about that, either. 217 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:14,379 I just don't like being exposed. 218 00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:15,815 I don't like the summer. 219 00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:18,905 Men whispering on the streets, calling me a man, 220 00:10:18,949 --> 00:10:21,038 a freak, a tranny. 221 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,172 Ma, 222 00:10:24,215 --> 00:10:26,261 people always gonna have opinions. 223 00:10:26,304 --> 00:10:29,002 Don't matter how beautiful or busted you are. 224 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,135 That's just part of being a woman in a man's world. 225 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:35,183 So what we need to do 226 00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:37,141 is replace those negative voices 227 00:10:37,185 --> 00:10:39,491 with some words of encouragement. 228 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:41,537 Come on, y'all. I'm gonna treat Mother Blanca 229 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:44,061 before we hit the road. 230 00:10:44,105 --> 00:10:46,545 - So, get your shit together. - We're gonna go shopping. 231 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:49,806 - Oh! - Hey. Oh. 232 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,045 Didn't I tell you if you put a skirt on, it would be sickening? 233 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,786 Yes, I guess you're right. I do look kind of sexy, don't I? 234 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:55,203 - Uh, uh-huh. - Kind of. 235 00:10:55,246 --> 00:10:57,246 I hope you got birth control. Look at those thighs. 236 00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:58,641 - Right. - Ooh. 237 00:10:58,684 --> 00:11:00,164 Catch the jiggle when you slap it. 238 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,968 Are you three done eating each other out yet? 239 00:11:01,992 --> 00:11:03,776 - No. - No. 240 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,213 Let's get out of here. 241 00:11:05,256 --> 00:11:06,779 Oh, my gosh. She jealous. 242 00:11:08,694 --> 00:11:10,566 Aah! 243 00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:13,525 Why'd I pick the one street that hasn't gentrified yet? 244 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:15,223 Hey, who's driving this car? 245 00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:17,181 I am. Get in. 246 00:11:17,225 --> 00:11:19,227 I call shotgun. 247 00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:26,321 Oh, look at my baby being... 248 00:11:26,364 --> 00:11:28,584 useful. Helpful. 249 00:11:28,627 --> 00:11:29,708 Don't talk to no men. 250 00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:30,709 What? Uh... 251 00:11:30,738 --> 00:11:32,738 - Oh. Thank you. - Don't tell me what to do. 252 00:11:32,762 --> 00:11:34,460 I love you. I'm just playing. 253 00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:39,203 Papi. 254 00:11:39,247 --> 00:11:40,552 Oh. 255 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:43,599 - I love you. - Oh, God. Oh. 256 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:48,691 - ? If you're thinkin' you're too cool ? - Sing it, daughter. Come on. 257 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:51,433 - ? To boogie ? - ? Oh, oh ? 258 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:57,482 ? Boy, oh, boy, have I got news for you ? 259 00:12:00,703 --> 00:12:04,707 ? Everybody here tonight must boogie ? 260 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,448 Oh, yes. 261 00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:08,406 ? Let me tell ya ? 262 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:12,715 ? You are no exception to the rule ? 263 00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:15,457 This is music. 264 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,938 ? Get on up, on the floor ? 265 00:12:18,982 --> 00:12:22,159 ? 'Cause we're gonna boogie oogie oogie ? 266 00:12:22,203 --> 00:12:24,292 ? 'Till you just can't boogie no more ? 267 00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:29,427 ? Ah, boogie, boogie no more ? 268 00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:32,169 - ? You can't boogie... ? - Hey! You drive like shit! 269 00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:34,867 You look like it, bitch! 270 00:12:34,911 --> 00:12:37,479 ? Boogie no more ? 271 00:12:37,522 --> 00:12:39,263 - ? Listen to the music ? - Oh, my God. 272 00:12:39,307 --> 00:12:40,743 - Mother, look out! - Oh, my God! 273 00:12:40,786 --> 00:12:42,701 Look out. 274 00:12:42,745 --> 00:12:44,921 Oh, my goodness. 275 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,967 He's right. You're the worst driver I ever seen. 276 00:12:48,011 --> 00:12:50,143 - I didn't know you had a license. - I don't. 277 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,469 I bought one out of the bodega on 144th Street. 278 00:12:52,493 --> 00:12:53,495 - What?! - What?! 279 00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:55,178 They required it to rent the car. 280 00:12:55,202 --> 00:12:56,324 I even upgraded us to this. 281 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:58,282 We're traveling in style this weekend, 282 00:12:58,326 --> 00:13:01,546 ladies, and it's all on Mother Elektra. 283 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:03,679 All you bitches need to pay for is the cocktails. 284 00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:05,637 Man, something smells fishy about this. 285 00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:09,424 That's just the ocean, Blanca dear. Just relax. 286 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,121 - We're nearly there. - Where? 287 00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:14,516 ? Get down, boogie oogie oogie ? 288 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,387 - Yeah. - ? Get down ? 289 00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:18,520 ? Boogie oogie oogie ? 290 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,826 - Uh-huh. - ? Get down... ? 291 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:27,485 Bitch. 292 00:13:29,531 --> 00:13:31,576 Oh, my God. 293 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,539 No way. No motherfucking way! 294 00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:39,236 - Are we staying here? - Yes, we are. 295 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,151 Always trust in Mother Elektra, darling. 296 00:13:41,194 --> 00:13:44,415 T stance. 297 00:13:44,459 --> 00:13:46,417 Five, six. 298 00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:48,593 - Seven. - Eight. 299 00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,474 Welcome home! 300 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,060 Oh, my God. This is, like, straight out 301 00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:03,608 Architectural Digest or something. 302 00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:05,131 Oof. 303 00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:07,395 I call dibs on this couch right here. 304 00:14:07,438 --> 00:14:09,614 No, no, no. You all get your own bedrooms, 305 00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:11,355 though the master is mine, obviously. 306 00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:13,680 We'll be watching House Party in the screening room later. 307 00:14:13,704 --> 00:14:15,706 Retrieve anything you like from the wine cellar. 308 00:14:15,749 --> 00:14:18,362 The garage is off-limits. 309 00:14:18,406 --> 00:14:19,624 What's in the garage? 310 00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:22,801 See, I knew something was fishy about this. 311 00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:25,413 Did you kidnap this man and steal his house? 312 00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:27,850 What do you take me for? He invited us. 313 00:14:27,893 --> 00:14:29,982 Practically begged me to come, 314 00:14:30,026 --> 00:14:32,681 once I planted the idea in his head. 315 00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:36,249 Can he hear us? 316 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,733 Not with the hood and headphones on. 317 00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:39,601 So, I don't get it. 318 00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:41,324 He... he's paying you to take him down here 319 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,213 and... and... and... and do what exactly? 320 00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:45,650 Oh, I had a girl come up with him earlier to set him up. 321 00:14:45,694 --> 00:14:47,957 My job is just to check on him every few hours, 322 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,176 - tease him a little. - But, uh, 323 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,222 how does he go to the bathroom in this thing? 324 00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:53,865 We deprive him of food all weekend long, 325 00:14:53,889 --> 00:14:56,095 so no worries about number two. 326 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,097 Otherwise, he just goes when he has to. 327 00:14:58,141 --> 00:15:00,752 Oh, girl. Oh, my God. Men are so fucked up. 328 00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,667 - Okay. - You know what? Angel, 329 00:15:02,711 --> 00:15:05,322 Lulu, y'all go get ready for the beach. We need a moment. 330 00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:07,585 - Okay. Mm-hmm. - Okay. Yeah. 331 00:15:12,503 --> 00:15:17,073 We are not having another situation like the other time. 332 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,596 Don't worry. 333 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,642 The mask doesn't cover his mouth. 334 00:15:20,685 --> 00:15:24,428 He's perfectly safe. Look. 335 00:15:24,472 --> 00:15:28,911 Joe, Blanca. Blanca, Joe. 336 00:15:28,954 --> 00:15:30,608 Nice to meet you. 337 00:15:30,652 --> 00:15:33,437 Mm. Feeling dehydrated, Joe? 338 00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:35,874 - Light-headed? - No. 339 00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:38,050 I'm feeling amazing. 340 00:15:38,094 --> 00:15:40,052 I'm loving being out here, 341 00:15:40,096 --> 00:15:41,856 where it's still scorching hot in the garage. 342 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,708 - Mm-hmm. - And even more isolated. 343 00:15:43,752 --> 00:15:45,144 Mm-hmm. 344 00:15:45,188 --> 00:15:46,711 And cover me up again? 345 00:15:46,755 --> 00:15:48,515 How long before we should come back? 346 00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:50,062 Tomorrow? 347 00:15:50,106 --> 00:15:52,456 We'll check back in a couple of hours. 348 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,286 Okay. Let's hit the beach, darling, come on. 349 00:16:15,228 --> 00:16:17,839 You know, why the hell are we cooped up 350 00:16:17,883 --> 00:16:19,928 on that stinking island when we could be out here, 351 00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:22,583 living like movie stars? 352 00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:26,805 No sweaty subways, no skyscrapers to trap the heat. 353 00:16:26,848 --> 00:16:28,720 This is heaven. 354 00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:30,852 - Mm-hmm. - Yes, sir. 355 00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:33,072 You know, all my life, 356 00:16:33,115 --> 00:16:35,074 I've lived an hour away from here, 357 00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:37,642 and this is the first time I've ever seen the ocean. 358 00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:40,470 You know, my late mother used to tell me, 359 00:16:40,514 --> 00:16:42,647 "If you ever feel too big for your britches, 360 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,010 "go to the ocean and stare at it. 361 00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:46,172 It'll make you feel small". 362 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,870 - Mm-hmm. - Now I know what she was talking about. 363 00:16:48,914 --> 00:16:52,221 ? This air of silence ? 364 00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:53,701 ? In the bedroom... ? 365 00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:56,835 - Should we dip our toes in? - Uh-uh. 366 00:16:56,878 --> 00:16:59,664 No way. I've seen Jaws way too many times to know better. 367 00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:02,971 Besides, I taste too sweet for sharks to resist. 368 00:17:03,015 --> 00:17:05,191 Girl, I just got my edges laid, 369 00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:07,128 and I'm not going near any water this weekend. 370 00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:07,759 Angel? 371 00:17:07,802 --> 00:17:11,632 All right, now, y'all don't laugh at me, 372 00:17:11,676 --> 00:17:14,330 but I am terrified of water. 373 00:17:14,374 --> 00:17:16,071 I don't know how to swim. 374 00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:18,770 I mean, I always wanted to learn, but there ain't no pools 375 00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:20,772 in the projects. 376 00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:23,209 One day my father brought me over to the, uh, 377 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,691 fancy country club up north in the Bronx. 378 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,694 He said he was gonna finally teach me how to swim, 379 00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:30,651 but then when we got there, girl, 380 00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:34,786 they ain't let us past the front desk. 381 00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:36,546 If it's any consolation, I'm not a good swimmer either. 382 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,441 How 'bout we teach each other right now? 383 00:17:38,485 --> 00:17:39,485 - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. - What? 384 00:17:39,486 --> 00:17:41,444 - Ain't no way. Hell no. - We'll hold hands. 385 00:17:41,488 --> 00:17:42,924 We won't go past our thighs. 386 00:17:42,968 --> 00:17:45,057 - What if I get stung by a jellyfish? - Shark. 387 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,711 Oh, come on, y'all. 388 00:17:46,754 --> 00:17:49,278 When are we gonna ever do this again as a family? 389 00:17:49,322 --> 00:17:51,803 This is our vacation. Come on, let's live out our dreams. 390 00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:55,023 Jesus Christ. All right. 391 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,764 Y'all can stay here. Come on, Angel. 392 00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:58,897 Bye, girls. 393 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,812 Have fun. Don't get bit. 394 00:18:00,855 --> 00:18:02,552 I should've sent that damn girl to school. 395 00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:09,777 I'll go in the water only if your promise not to let go. 396 00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:11,823 I promise. 397 00:18:16,436 --> 00:18:19,569 All right. 398 00:18:19,613 --> 00:18:22,094 - Yo, and since we're making promises... - Hmm? 399 00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:24,836 you keeping yours? 400 00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:26,968 What you talking about? 401 00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:29,101 Drugs? 402 00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:31,843 I ain't done none of that. 403 00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:35,716 I know you got people checking on me, 404 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,762 - watching... - Uh-huh. 405 00:18:37,805 --> 00:18:40,086 As a mother, you gotta keep eyes in the back of your head, 406 00:18:40,112 --> 00:18:41,983 spies in these streets. 407 00:18:42,027 --> 00:18:43,855 Okay, Mother of the Year. 408 00:18:43,898 --> 00:18:45,030 That's right. 409 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,773 No, but seriously, 410 00:18:48,816 --> 00:18:52,124 I haven't touched any of that stuff. 411 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,169 I promise. 412 00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:59,827 Maybe soon enough I'll be back in your good graces, 413 00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:03,222 and me and Papi can come back home. 414 00:19:03,265 --> 00:19:05,224 Good. 415 00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,661 But you an adult now. 416 00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:12,144 You and Papi got your own home, and you gotta maintain it 417 00:19:12,187 --> 00:19:15,234 so you can have your own children, and raise them right. 418 00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:17,889 I want to make you Mother of the Year one day. 419 00:19:17,932 --> 00:19:21,196 Oh... thank you. 420 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,809 - I know. - Come on. 421 00:19:24,852 --> 00:19:25,897 ? Hey, baby ? 422 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,464 ? You got to remember ? 423 00:19:30,162 --> 00:19:32,164 ? I'm forever your girl ? 424 00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:36,472 ? Baby, pick your head up... ? 425 00:19:36,516 --> 00:19:38,910 Girl, why are they staring at us? 426 00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:40,041 Girl, who? 427 00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:42,696 You think they clocking us? 428 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,003 They're just taking in the view. You're being paranoid. 429 00:19:45,046 --> 00:19:47,135 And what if you're wrong? 430 00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:50,399 That's why I hid my switchblade in the cooler. 431 00:19:50,443 --> 00:19:51,966 Mm. 432 00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:55,883 What you over here thinking about? 433 00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:58,930 You look like you just went somewhere. 434 00:19:58,973 --> 00:20:02,411 I wish Candy was here. I miss that girl. 435 00:20:02,455 --> 00:20:04,196 Yeah. 436 00:20:04,239 --> 00:20:08,026 I was so preoccupied with giving her a distinguished send-off 437 00:20:08,069 --> 00:20:09,469 that I never went up to her casket. 438 00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:10,942 What? 439 00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:13,858 I don't have any regrets, 440 00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:16,034 but I do regret that. 441 00:20:16,077 --> 00:20:21,039 If it's any consolation, you sent her home in style. 442 00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:24,477 Candy would've wanted nothing less from you. 443 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,654 Thank you for that, Mother. 444 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,092 Where's Blanca? 445 00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:33,921 Help! Lifeguard! 446 00:20:34,922 --> 00:20:37,925 Life-lifeguard... 447 00:20:52,897 --> 00:20:55,551 Blanca! 448 00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:59,468 We were just, we were splashing around and... 449 00:20:59,512 --> 00:21:01,514 Blanca! 450 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:13,308 Blanca! 451 00:21:13,352 --> 00:21:16,137 Blanca... Oh... 452 00:21:16,181 --> 00:21:17,530 Oh, my God. 453 00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:19,314 - Oh, God... - Blanca? 454 00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:20,881 Please get up. 455 00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:22,883 Get up, get up, get up. 456 00:21:22,927 --> 00:21:24,972 - I can't lose another daughter! - Blanca! 457 00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:26,931 Get up! 458 00:21:26,974 --> 00:21:29,237 - Oh, God. - Blanca, come on. 459 00:21:29,281 --> 00:21:31,892 - Four, five, six, seven... - Get up! Blanca? 460 00:21:31,936 --> 00:21:33,328 Come on, Blanca! 461 00:21:33,372 --> 00:21:35,092 Okay, okay. 462 00:21:35,116 --> 00:21:36,941 Oh, thank you, Jesus. 463 00:21:36,984 --> 00:21:38,899 Come on. 464 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,953 Nice to meet you. 465 00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:09,858 Joe, I must ask. 466 00:22:09,901 --> 00:22:12,338 Where are you hiding the adult beverages? 467 00:22:12,382 --> 00:22:14,514 Uh, there should be some in the wine cellar. 468 00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:16,516 It's empty, you idiot! 469 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,519 Uh, I'm sorr... I haven't been out here a lot this summer. 470 00:22:19,563 --> 00:22:22,905 I guess my house person didn't have time to... 471 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:24,611 Absolutely useless. 472 00:22:26,701 --> 00:22:28,137 I'm telling you, girl, 473 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,355 he was feeling it. 474 00:22:29,399 --> 00:22:32,663 - He was not. - I saw it. 475 00:22:32,707 --> 00:22:34,317 He was feeling it, and... 476 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,623 - it was big. - Oh, girl, whatever. 477 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:38,756 The one time I go to the beach and I almost die. 478 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,672 People were looking at me. I feel so stupid. 479 00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:42,997 Nah, for real, though, I feel like he was trying 480 00:22:43,021 --> 00:22:44,341 - to slip a little tongue... - Ah! 481 00:22:44,342 --> 00:22:45,909 - Get it, bitch. - Ooh, I could've 482 00:22:45,952 --> 00:22:48,026 lied there all day with him on top of me 483 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:49,767 and let him do whatever he wanted... 484 00:22:49,811 --> 00:22:50,507 Mother! 485 00:22:50,532 --> 00:22:52,596 What? I don't care if anybody was watching. 486 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:55,033 - She's just living her life. - Please tell me 487 00:22:55,077 --> 00:22:57,470 you're not still speaking of black Hasselhoff. 488 00:22:57,514 --> 00:23:00,386 We must concentrate on what really matters. 489 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:03,041 Were any of you able to find us a suitable beverage? 490 00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:06,044 - Just warm beer and scotch. - That just won't do. 491 00:23:06,088 --> 00:23:09,134 How does this man have all this money and nothing to drink? 492 00:23:09,178 --> 00:23:10,919 Girl, white people. 493 00:23:10,962 --> 00:23:12,659 You know what? 494 00:23:12,703 --> 00:23:14,270 Get dressed. We're going out. 495 00:23:14,313 --> 00:23:16,446 To town? Us? 496 00:23:16,489 --> 00:23:19,928 Fuck that. We have nothing to hide. 497 00:23:19,971 --> 00:23:21,581 We're going out and treating ourselves 498 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,019 - to a feast and a drink. - Why just one? 499 00:23:24,062 --> 00:23:26,021 And I've always wanted to try one of those 500 00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:27,718 - Long Island Iced Teas. - Yes... 501 00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:29,198 Well, Blanca dear, when in Rome. 502 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,809 Ladies, to our rooms. 503 00:23:36,509 --> 00:23:38,511 Four, please. 504 00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:49,653 Could we please have a table by the window? 505 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:52,743 I'm sorry, but all of our window tables are reserved. 506 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,530 She lying. 507 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,665 Can I start you off 508 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,449 - with something to drink? - Yes. 509 00:24:03,493 --> 00:24:05,495 We'll have four Long Island Iced Teas, thank you. 510 00:24:05,538 --> 00:24:07,671 And can we have a shrimp cocktail while we look 511 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,714 - at the menu? I'm starving. - Sure thing. 512 00:24:09,738 --> 00:24:11,544 Your waiter will be with you shortly. 513 00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:13,808 Thank you. 514 00:24:16,071 --> 00:24:18,334 Damn. Ew, this place is mad bougie. 515 00:24:18,377 --> 00:24:21,337 I don't recognize anything on this menu. 516 00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:22,991 What is a caviar blini? 517 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:25,907 It's a small pancake wafer topped with caviar. 518 00:24:25,950 --> 00:24:28,474 They're sinful and delightful. 519 00:24:28,518 --> 00:24:30,737 - Well, let's get some. - Ooh, I want the calamari. 520 00:24:30,781 --> 00:24:31,359 And some lobster, too. 521 00:24:31,384 --> 00:24:32,944 Order what you like, children. 522 00:24:32,968 --> 00:24:34,524 Dinner's on me. 523 00:24:34,567 --> 00:24:36,927 - Oh, thank you, Mother. - Well, I want to get some oysters. 524 00:24:36,951 --> 00:24:38,991 - Y'all like oysters? - Ew. Oysters are mad nasty... 525 00:24:41,618 --> 00:24:43,925 Thank you, Elektra. 526 00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:46,057 You don't know how badly I needed this. 527 00:24:46,101 --> 00:24:48,494 We may not live in the same house, 528 00:24:48,538 --> 00:24:51,280 but you'll always be my daughter, Blanca. 529 00:24:52,585 --> 00:24:55,501 Aww... 530 00:24:55,545 --> 00:24:57,105 You're all my children. 531 00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,565 That's why you paying for the food. 532 00:24:58,609 --> 00:25:00,028 Ooh! 533 00:25:00,071 --> 00:25:01,768 Oh, oh, you didn't. 534 00:25:04,032 --> 00:25:05,598 I can't believe 535 00:25:05,642 --> 00:25:06,817 we lost him. 536 00:25:06,861 --> 00:25:08,906 - Lost who? - Luther Vandross. 537 00:25:08,950 --> 00:25:11,561 - Girl, he gay, he ain't dead. - He might as well be 538 00:25:11,604 --> 00:25:13,764 - if I can't have him. - Girl, stop being stingy. 539 00:25:13,788 --> 00:25:16,696 Luther's behind is a whole meal, and all the boys 540 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,698 - want a bite, okay? - Ugh... I want a... 541 00:25:18,742 --> 00:25:21,571 Okay, I cannot keep up with this conversation. 542 00:25:21,614 --> 00:25:24,182 If you will excuse me, I got to go pee out 543 00:25:24,226 --> 00:25:26,315 - some of this liquor. - Mm-hmm. Ooh! 544 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,708 - Be careful, now. Oh, shit. - You getting thick, girl. 545 00:25:28,752 --> 00:25:31,189 She cannot handle her liquor. 546 00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,191 Hello, ladies. 547 00:25:33,235 --> 00:25:36,499 I'm a loyal customer here, out with my girlfriends, 548 00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:39,763 and we're having just the darndest time trying to relax 549 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:41,634 into this peaceful summer evening. 550 00:25:41,678 --> 00:25:43,593 And what is it that we can do for you? 551 00:25:43,636 --> 00:25:47,379 There's nothing peaceful about your grating voices, 552 00:25:47,423 --> 00:25:50,774 cackling so loudly we can't even hear our own conversation. 553 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,428 Elektra. 554 00:25:52,471 --> 00:25:55,561 Do not do it. This one right here is not worth it. 555 00:25:55,605 --> 00:25:58,869 I don't think that my girlfriends and I are any louder 556 00:25:58,913 --> 00:26:00,392 than these other tables. 557 00:26:00,436 --> 00:26:02,394 Why don't you be frank with us? 558 00:26:02,438 --> 00:26:04,788 What exactly is it that you're trying to say? 559 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,616 I'm no dummy. 560 00:26:06,659 --> 00:26:08,313 I work in the city, 561 00:26:08,357 --> 00:26:12,013 and I know a man pretending to be a woman when I see one. 562 00:26:12,056 --> 00:26:14,537 - And I see three right in front of me. - Oh, shit... 563 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:15,135 Bitch. 564 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,824 This is not that kind of establishment. 565 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,238 Wait a minute, girl... 566 00:26:20,282 --> 00:26:24,025 God may have blessed you with Barbies, a backyard with a pony 567 00:26:24,068 --> 00:26:26,108 and a boyfriend named Jake and an unwanted pregnancy 568 00:26:26,132 --> 00:26:27,972 that your father paid to terminate so you could 569 00:26:27,996 --> 00:26:30,154 go to college and major in being a basic bitch. 570 00:26:31,597 --> 00:26:33,730 None of these things make you a woman. 571 00:26:35,036 --> 00:26:36,776 Mm-hmm, clear your throat. 572 00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:38,126 - Lubricate. - Mm-hmm. 573 00:26:38,169 --> 00:26:39,475 Read that bitch. 574 00:26:39,518 --> 00:26:43,044 Your uniform of ill-fitting J.Crew culottes, 575 00:26:43,087 --> 00:26:45,002 fake pearls and 50-cent scrunchies 576 00:26:45,046 --> 00:26:48,223 cannot conceal the fact that you do not know who you are. 577 00:26:48,266 --> 00:26:50,573 - Mm. - I know our presence threatens you. 578 00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:52,705 We've fought for our place at this table. 579 00:26:52,749 --> 00:26:55,621 And that has made us stronger than you will ever be. 580 00:26:55,665 --> 00:26:57,025 Now pick your jaw up off the floor 581 00:26:57,058 --> 00:26:58,711 and go back to your clam chowder 582 00:26:58,755 --> 00:27:00,583 and shallow conversations. 583 00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:02,541 My girlfriends and I aren't going anywhere. 584 00:27:05,073 --> 00:27:07,073 - It was lovely talking to you. - Y'all heard that? 585 00:27:07,074 --> 00:27:08,714 Yeah, go and get your clam chowder, 586 00:27:08,715 --> 00:27:10,120 before the clam chowder gets you. 587 00:27:10,164 --> 00:27:12,290 Shall we order another round? 588 00:27:12,334 --> 00:27:14,031 - Yes, please. - Shit. 589 00:27:18,253 --> 00:27:19,645 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 590 00:27:21,343 --> 00:27:23,301 Uh... 591 00:27:23,345 --> 00:27:26,870 Yes, Grams. I'm wearing sunblock. 592 00:27:28,567 --> 00:27:30,874 I know. Brown skin burns, too. 593 00:27:33,355 --> 00:27:36,880 Hey, let me call you right back. 594 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,882 You look pretty good dry. 595 00:27:40,710 --> 00:27:43,234 So, you saving lives and dishing out compliments, huh? 596 00:27:43,278 --> 00:27:45,584 Something like that. 597 00:27:47,673 --> 00:27:49,762 I'm Adrian. 598 00:27:52,287 --> 00:27:53,853 Blanca. 599 00:27:53,897 --> 00:27:56,508 Pleasure. 600 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:58,554 I've been manning these shores for six summers 601 00:27:58,597 --> 00:28:01,731 and I've never done CPR on anyone with lips like yours. 602 00:28:01,774 --> 00:28:03,080 Well, I ain't ever had a man 603 00:28:03,124 --> 00:28:05,082 slobber over me like that before, 604 00:28:05,126 --> 00:28:07,824 so I guess there's a first time for everything. 605 00:28:10,827 --> 00:28:13,699 Why don't you let me take you out for a stroll on the beach? 606 00:28:13,743 --> 00:28:17,660 I'd die a happy man seeing you glow under that moonlight. 607 00:28:17,703 --> 00:28:19,507 Anyway, I thought you was going to show her your signature move 608 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,534 - and flip this damn table over. - Damn, I forgot about that. 609 00:28:22,578 --> 00:28:24,251 We should invite her back over for an encore performance. 610 00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:26,715 No, no, no, no, no. Don't you do it. She... she got the point. 611 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:28,453 Good. Girl, you just... 612 00:28:28,497 --> 00:28:30,803 - What happened? - Never mind that. 613 00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:32,892 Look what the cat dragged in. 614 00:28:32,936 --> 00:28:35,112 - Them oysters got to you now, huh? - No! 615 00:28:35,156 --> 00:28:38,159 No. I ran into that lifeguard. 616 00:28:38,202 --> 00:28:39,334 Ooh... 617 00:28:39,377 --> 00:28:40,944 His name is Adrian, 618 00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:43,555 and he wants to take me on a stroll on the beach. 619 00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:46,297 - You obviously said no. - No, I said yes. 620 00:28:46,341 --> 00:28:48,604 That man is fine. Plus, it's been a cute minute 621 00:28:48,647 --> 00:28:50,528 since I had a man show me that sort of kindness. 622 00:28:50,552 --> 00:28:51,409 Take it for the team. 623 00:28:51,433 --> 00:28:53,696 - He was cute. - You're insane. 624 00:28:53,739 --> 00:28:55,339 It's unsafe for girls like us to walk off 625 00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:57,147 in the middle of the night with a stranger. 626 00:28:57,190 --> 00:28:59,615 You know you can't trust a man once the sun goes down. 627 00:28:59,658 --> 00:29:00,722 - That's true. - Oh, I didn't think about that. 628 00:29:00,746 --> 00:29:03,140 - That doesn't make any sense. - Yes, it does. 629 00:29:03,184 --> 00:29:05,708 You know these men are afraid of their desires for us. 630 00:29:05,751 --> 00:29:07,797 They take it out on us all the time. 631 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,365 That's probably what happened to Candy. 632 00:29:10,408 --> 00:29:12,193 They don't kill us because they hate us. 633 00:29:12,236 --> 00:29:14,978 They kill us because they hate what it means to love us. 634 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:17,501 So, am I supposed to just live in fear for the rest of my life? 635 00:29:17,525 --> 00:29:20,201 Die without ever knowing love? 636 00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:21,395 Maybe you could just meet him for coffee or something 637 00:29:21,419 --> 00:29:23,378 - before we head back, girl. - Yeah. 638 00:29:23,421 --> 00:29:24,640 Where's the passion in that? 639 00:29:24,683 --> 00:29:26,946 Listen, I know y'all care for me, 640 00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:28,750 but I have to trust my instincts on this one. 641 00:29:28,774 --> 00:29:30,733 - I'm going. - Wait. 642 00:29:30,776 --> 00:29:34,302 If you're going to go, at least take this. 643 00:29:34,345 --> 00:29:35,433 Oh. 644 00:29:43,006 --> 00:29:46,401 I feel like I'm in one of those K-tel commercials or something, 645 00:29:46,444 --> 00:29:49,404 selling one of those world's greatest love song album. 646 00:29:49,447 --> 00:29:52,058 That's good, right? 647 00:29:52,102 --> 00:29:54,104 It's like a dream. 648 00:29:56,498 --> 00:30:01,111 So, you do this to all your damsels in distress? 649 00:30:01,155 --> 00:30:02,460 No. 650 00:30:02,504 --> 00:30:06,769 I'm not like that. I take this job seriously. 651 00:30:06,812 --> 00:30:09,292 Though I'll admit, sometimes the rich white ladies will pretend 652 00:30:09,316 --> 00:30:13,428 to be drowning in the hopes of fulfilling some fantasy. 653 00:30:16,257 --> 00:30:18,259 I go to Fordham the rest of the year. 654 00:30:18,302 --> 00:30:20,565 I'm studying to be a doctor. 655 00:30:20,609 --> 00:30:22,654 - For real? - Yeah. 656 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,743 Damn, you must be smart. 657 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,357 My mom died of stomach cancer when I was ten. 658 00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:32,273 One thing I noticed, all the orderlies 659 00:30:32,316 --> 00:30:35,276 were black and brown, some of the nurses too, 660 00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:37,278 but every doctor was white. 661 00:30:39,454 --> 00:30:41,414 I'm sure they did their best, but I think it helps 662 00:30:41,438 --> 00:30:43,440 to be looked after by one of your own, you know? 663 00:30:46,330 --> 00:30:47,330 Do you have a dream? 664 00:30:49,551 --> 00:30:50,682 I had one. 665 00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:54,230 I'm in the beauty profession, nails mostly. 666 00:30:57,341 --> 00:30:59,169 I recently opened my very own salon, 667 00:30:59,213 --> 00:31:01,302 but it burnt down. 668 00:31:01,345 --> 00:31:03,478 That's terrible, I'm so sorry. 669 00:31:03,521 --> 00:31:05,480 It's all right. 670 00:31:05,523 --> 00:31:08,047 I'm a very optimistic person by nature. 671 00:31:08,091 --> 00:31:12,748 But I've got no illusions about the outside world having my back. 672 00:31:12,791 --> 00:31:15,272 Outside world? 673 00:31:15,316 --> 00:31:18,319 Um, you know, my community, and the outside world, 674 00:31:18,362 --> 00:31:19,537 and all those things. 675 00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:24,455 I know, Blanca. 676 00:31:24,499 --> 00:31:26,109 You don't have to pretend with me. 677 00:31:28,242 --> 00:31:29,882 So you've been with a girl like me before? 678 00:31:29,906 --> 00:31:31,734 No. It's not like that. 679 00:31:34,248 --> 00:31:36,511 You're a beautiful, 680 00:31:36,554 --> 00:31:39,296 funny, soulful woman. 681 00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:41,690 That's all that matters to me. 682 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,563 This has got to be a dream. 683 00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:48,218 Can I kiss you? 684 00:31:48,262 --> 00:31:49,872 Didn't you already do that earlier? 685 00:31:49,915 --> 00:31:51,308 A real kiss. 686 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:56,357 I'm not stopping you. 687 00:32:55,008 --> 00:32:56,082 Where's she at, you guys? 688 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:58,316 She should've been here by now. This is crazy. 689 00:32:58,359 --> 00:33:00,999 - Do you think we should call the cops? - Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. 690 00:33:03,364 --> 00:33:06,324 Where have you been? We were up all night. 691 00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:07,518 I thought he gutted and drowned you. 692 00:33:07,542 --> 00:33:09,462 We were five minutes away from calling the po-po! 693 00:33:09,486 --> 00:33:10,526 Aw, you really do love me. 694 00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:11,851 Bitch. 695 00:33:11,894 --> 00:33:13,437 - I'm just glad you're okay. - Okay, bitch, sit down. 696 00:33:13,461 --> 00:33:15,158 What happened? Tell us everything. 697 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,377 Here, this for you. 698 00:33:16,421 --> 00:33:19,511 Okay. It was... 699 00:33:21,164 --> 00:33:22,775 - It was perfect. - I knew it! 700 00:33:22,818 --> 00:33:25,384 I felt like I was the heroine, 701 00:33:25,385 --> 00:33:28,476 - the star of some great romantic drama. - Hmm? 702 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,760 - Ah, hoo. - Keep going, Mother. 703 00:33:29,784 --> 00:33:31,131 - Oh... - Tell us the details. 704 00:33:31,174 --> 00:33:33,873 Oh, we went on a walk on the beach, uh... 705 00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,528 I ain't never seen the moon that big... 706 00:33:37,442 --> 00:33:39,792 that bright... 707 00:33:39,835 --> 00:33:41,794 His skin glistened in it. 708 00:33:41,837 --> 00:33:44,666 And girl, when I tell you them muscles was popping... 709 00:33:44,710 --> 00:33:45,363 Mm... 710 00:33:45,388 --> 00:33:47,348 Yeah, but what about that muscle down there? 711 00:33:47,372 --> 00:33:49,247 Was he packing, 'cause I know he was, girl! 712 00:33:49,272 --> 00:33:49,932 Ooh! 713 00:33:49,976 --> 00:33:51,369 Lulu! 714 00:33:51,412 --> 00:33:53,458 I didn't raise you to be so vulgar. 715 00:33:53,501 --> 00:33:55,373 - So Candy of you. - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 716 00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:58,376 - That muscle, bitch. - All we did was make out. 717 00:33:58,419 --> 00:34:00,552 - It was romantic. - Mm-hmm. 718 00:34:00,595 --> 00:34:03,729 Not lustful at all, and it was heartful and hopeful. 719 00:34:06,427 --> 00:34:08,745 It's definitely something I had been missing. 720 00:34:08,770 --> 00:34:09,517 Mm. 721 00:34:09,561 --> 00:34:11,606 And I needed that. 722 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,690 I know that a man is not gonna fill the void 723 00:34:13,714 --> 00:34:16,674 of me losing my salon, but... 724 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,354 it was nice to be wanted and seen. 725 00:34:20,398 --> 00:34:24,184 He made me believe that good things are possible. 726 00:34:24,227 --> 00:34:25,490 - Mm. - Oh, Ma... 727 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:28,188 So? 728 00:34:28,231 --> 00:34:30,843 - What? - Did you tell him T? 729 00:34:30,886 --> 00:34:34,499 - Oh, I didn't have to. He knew. - What?! 730 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:38,633 Mm-hmm. He was a gentleman, through and through. 731 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,418 - Girl, give me some. - Ow, Ma. 732 00:34:40,461 --> 00:34:41,636 Yes. 733 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,421 You gonna see him again? 734 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,294 I gave him my number. 735 00:34:47,338 --> 00:34:48,618 But I ain't got no expectations. 736 00:34:48,642 --> 00:34:51,037 Listen, it was perfect and brief. 737 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,604 I feel that. 738 00:34:53,147 --> 00:34:55,907 - I'm glad I'm here with all of y'all. - It's so good. 739 00:34:55,908 --> 00:34:57,391 - Aw... - We love you. 740 00:34:57,435 --> 00:35:00,394 Girls' trip! 741 00:35:03,484 --> 00:35:05,724 - Oh, my God! - Girls' trip, girls' trip! 742 00:35:05,748 --> 00:35:08,447 Girls' trip, girls' trip! 743 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,494 It's time to go home. 744 00:35:13,538 --> 00:35:16,628 I assume you can peel yourself out of this suit by yourself? 745 00:35:16,671 --> 00:35:22,677 Yeah. Uh, sweat and everything makes it nice and slippery. 746 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:26,115 Mistress Elektra? Thank you for talking me into doing this. 747 00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:30,250 I kept fantasizing that you drove back to the city 748 00:35:30,293 --> 00:35:32,383 without telling anyone I was here. 749 00:35:33,471 --> 00:35:36,125 They wouldn't find me for days. 750 00:35:37,388 --> 00:35:38,563 Or ever, maybe. 751 00:35:40,695 --> 00:35:44,003 Do you realize how luxurious your life is? 752 00:35:44,046 --> 00:35:47,659 Yeah. I know. The house is great. 753 00:35:47,702 --> 00:35:49,487 Not the house. 754 00:35:49,530 --> 00:35:52,533 You have the luxury of choosing loneliness. 755 00:35:52,577 --> 00:35:56,494 For some people, it's not optional. 756 00:36:04,110 --> 00:36:06,460 - Ooh, I like this one. - Right? Can we turn up it? 757 00:36:06,504 --> 00:36:09,507 - Yeah. - Pull up the volume. Come on. 758 00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:11,465 This is nice. Yes. 759 00:36:11,509 --> 00:36:15,295 ? Ooh, my first mistake was ? 760 00:36:15,338 --> 00:36:17,558 ? I wanted too much time ? 761 00:36:17,602 --> 00:36:21,606 ? I had to have him morning, noon, and night ? 762 00:36:21,649 --> 00:36:24,652 ? If I would of known then ? 763 00:36:24,696 --> 00:36:27,612 ? The things that I know now ? 764 00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:28,917 ? I might not have lost ? 765 00:36:28,961 --> 00:36:31,746 ? The time I complain about ? 766 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,619 ? Don't waste your time ? 767 00:36:34,662 --> 00:36:37,535 ? Fighting blind ? 768 00:36:37,578 --> 00:36:41,669 ? Minded thoughts of despair ? 769 00:36:41,713 --> 00:36:44,716 ? Hold on to your love ? 770 00:36:44,759 --> 00:36:46,674 ? You got to hold on ? 771 00:36:46,718 --> 00:36:49,590 ? Hold on to your love ? 772 00:36:49,634 --> 00:36:51,549 ? Ooh, ooh, baby, hold on ? 773 00:36:51,592 --> 00:36:54,639 ? Hold on to your love ? 774 00:36:54,682 --> 00:36:56,554 ? Oh, you got to hold on ? 775 00:36:56,597 --> 00:36:59,644 ? Hold on to your love ? 776 00:36:59,687 --> 00:37:01,407 All right, now, I'm about to show you, uh... 777 00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:03,343 ? The art of playing games now ? 778 00:37:03,386 --> 00:37:06,607 ? Is not the hearts you break ? 779 00:37:06,651 --> 00:37:08,914 ? It's 'bout good love you make ? 780 00:37:08,957 --> 00:37:10,568 ? When his heart's on fire ? 781 00:37:10,611 --> 00:37:14,310 ? Give him love every day ? 782 00:37:14,354 --> 00:37:16,704 ? Remember he needs space ? 783 00:37:16,748 --> 00:37:20,665 ? Be patient and he'll give his heart to you ? 784 00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:24,451 ? Don't waste your time ? 785 00:37:24,495 --> 00:37:26,932 ? Fighting blind ? 786 00:37:26,975 --> 00:37:31,327 ? Minded thoughts of despair ? 787 00:37:31,371 --> 00:37:34,635 ? Hold on to your love ? 788 00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:36,463 - ? You got to hold on ? - ? Hey, yeah ? 789 00:37:36,507 --> 00:37:38,204 ? Hold on to your love ? 790 00:37:38,247 --> 00:37:41,599 ? You've got to hold on to your love ? 791 00:37:41,642 --> 00:37:44,427 - ? Hold on to your love ? - ? Yeah, hey, oh ? 792 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,212 ? Baby, hold on ? 793 00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:48,431 ? Hold on to your love ? 794 00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:53,741 ? Hold on to your love ? 795 00:37:53,785 --> 00:37:55,961 ? You got to hold on ? 796 00:37:56,004 --> 00:37:59,921 - ? Hold on to your love ? - ? Don't let go ? 797 00:37:59,965 --> 00:38:02,445 - ? Keep the ties ? - ? Hold on... ? 798 00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:05,927 ? Hang on tight, and don't let go ? 799 00:38:05,971 --> 00:38:09,496 ? Hold on to your love ? 800 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:11,019 ? Don't let go ? 801 00:38:11,063 --> 00:38:14,588 ? Hold on to your love. ? 802 00:38:14,632 --> 00:38:16,590 Yo, I needed that trip so badly, 803 00:38:16,634 --> 00:38:18,418 and I didn't even know it. 804 00:38:18,456 --> 00:38:19,656 We should do this once a year. 805 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,920 Make it a thing, just us girls. 806 00:38:20,944 --> 00:38:22,814 Mm-hmm, just us girls. 807 00:38:22,857 --> 00:38:24,642 Well, I got a feeling you gonna be 808 00:38:24,685 --> 00:38:26,034 going out there a lot more often 809 00:38:26,078 --> 00:38:29,647 if things with you and Adrian work out. 810 00:38:29,690 --> 00:38:31,518 I'm gonna have to buy you 811 00:38:31,562 --> 00:38:34,086 a Long Island Rail Road express pass, Miss Honey. 812 00:38:34,129 --> 00:38:38,264 Girl. Stop it. That boy probably ain't even gonna call me. 813 00:38:38,307 --> 00:38:40,701 Girl, how you know? 814 00:38:40,745 --> 00:38:43,486 At least you had a little bit of loving. 815 00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:45,401 I'm happy for you. 816 00:38:51,669 --> 00:38:53,714 Could you stay with me for the night? 817 00:38:53,758 --> 00:38:55,498 Keep your mother company? 818 00:38:56,499 --> 00:38:57,979 Yeah, of course I'll stay. 819 00:38:58,023 --> 00:39:01,113 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 820 00:39:02,854 --> 00:39:04,812 Hey. 821 00:39:04,856 --> 00:39:07,772 Listen, I know we're not in the same house anymore, 822 00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:10,070 but I'm glad that we could still make it work. 823 00:39:10,095 --> 00:39:11,558 Aw, girl, you so dramatic. 824 00:39:11,602 --> 00:39:13,874 I'm your daughter, what are you talking about? 825 00:39:13,899 --> 00:39:14,648 Okay, fine. 826 00:39:14,692 --> 00:39:16,824 I'm gonna call Papi real quick and let him know 827 00:39:16,868 --> 00:39:19,131 - not to expect me. - Okay. 828 00:39:19,174 --> 00:39:20,698 All right. 829 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,928 Ooh, Mother... 830 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:36,714 You got a new message. 831 00:39:36,757 --> 00:39:38,411 What? 832 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,675 Oh. Can I play it? 833 00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,590 It's probably another bill collector, anyway. 834 00:39:43,634 --> 00:39:45,594 I don't know. Let's find out. 835 00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:47,899 Watch. 836 00:39:47,942 --> 00:39:50,292 Hey, Blanca, it's Adrian. Um... 837 00:39:50,336 --> 00:39:52,599 - He called! - I know you're probably not home yet, 838 00:39:52,643 --> 00:39:54,340 but I just wanted to call and let you know 839 00:39:54,383 --> 00:39:55,623 I'm thinking about you already. 840 00:39:55,647 --> 00:39:57,691 I was thinking about that night. 841 00:39:57,735 --> 00:39:59,911 I was thinking maybe we could get together again soon. 842 00:39:59,954 --> 00:40:02,609 Ooh... bitch. 843 00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:05,525 - Ooh, his voice is so sexy. - Okay, sister, mind your business. 844 00:40:05,568 --> 00:40:07,309 The linens for your bed are in the closet. 845 00:40:07,353 --> 00:40:09,660 I'm gonna be on this phone line for a while. 846 00:40:16,231 --> 00:40:17,842 Go! 847 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,154 Hello? 848 00:40:26,198 --> 00:40:28,200 Hey, Adrian. 849 00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:33,950 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -